WEBVTT - Ask Uncut - The MOST controversial proposal of all time 💍 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.360 Life on Cut acknowledges the traditional custodians of country whose 0:00:03.440 --> 0:00:06.120 lands were never seated. We pay our respects to their 0:00:06.160 --> 0:00:07.560 elders past and present. 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:11.360 Always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. This episode was 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:24.160 recorded on de rug Wallamuta Land. Hi guys, and welcome 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:26.560 back to another episode of Life on Cut. I'm Laura, 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:29.800 I'm Brittany, and this is ask gun Cart where we 0:00:29.840 --> 0:00:33.000 answer or your deep you're dark and your dirty questions. 0:00:33.240 --> 0:00:37.000 We both this morning have sounded better. We have been 0:00:37.040 --> 0:00:39.159 having like an asthmaic coffee. 0:00:39.200 --> 0:00:41.560 How cute is it that we all have asthma still 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:43.080 as like full grown adults. 0:00:43.280 --> 0:00:45.800 I don't think it's asthma. I don't think I've ever 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:48.560 had asthma. But I've had this thing in my throat 0:00:48.600 --> 0:00:50.720 for like ten days and I can't It's seamen. 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:56.480 Yeah, stuck, stuck for dear life, dripping down still, that's 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:59.360 what happens. No, that is not what it is. But 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:02.440 I can't clean. I'm not sorry. No, don't be sorry 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:06.960 for me. I'm great, airways open. Apologize to do a 0:01:07.000 --> 0:01:10.280 salt water flush. You'll be fine. I've done everything. I've gurgled. 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:12.800 I've just dreamed like I've better than gargled. I've done 0:01:12.800 --> 0:01:14.279 the salt, I've done the lemon. 0:01:15.200 --> 0:01:17.920 I don't know what it is. It's called being sick. 0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:21.920 I wonder if I've been really jet lagged right the 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:24.319 last couple of days. But I think I'm moving past 0:01:24.760 --> 0:01:28.319 jet lag having insomnia like I cannot sleep. 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:30.640 No, I think you've just moved past jet lag and 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:33.360 you're moved into being old. And that's what happens when 0:01:33.400 --> 0:01:37.319 we get our late thirties. I thought more no, less broken. Sleep, 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:39.240 not as good, not as thorough. 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:42.560 Grandparents sleep all the time, like they nap all day, 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:44.280 but they have to get out like five times a 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:45.200 night just to pee. 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:48.400 Do you know what? Speaking of speaking of sleeping, do 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:50.680 you know why I am tired all the time? Because 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:52.920 my three year old Molly gets into bed with us 0:01:52.920 --> 0:01:54.880 every night, right like she still does it. She's been 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:56.640 doing it since she was like one and a half. 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:58.480 She'll just climb out of her bed to come, and 0:01:58.520 --> 0:02:02.200 it's like maybe two in the morning. She climbs into bed, 0:02:02.240 --> 0:02:05.520 and she's super daddy orientated, so she always wants to 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:07.880 cuddle dad and kick me in the tit And that 0:02:07.960 --> 0:02:11.120 happens about right, Yeah, over and over and over. But 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:13.760 now she started doing this new thing. So not only 0:02:13.760 --> 0:02:16.000 does she want to cuddle down and be like affectionate 0:02:16.000 --> 0:02:17.760 towards him at night time and get like you like 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:19.639 be right in the spoon with him and kick me 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:22.120 in the tit, she'll come around to my side of 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:25.960 the bed and instead of like just climbing in being 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:28.960 like a normal child, she just stands there like a 0:02:29.000 --> 0:02:32.360 tombstone until I wake up screaming, because like she'll just 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:34.799 like touch me a little bit or stroke my cheek 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:38.880 or like play with my hair, and it until caress 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:41.079 to wake you up. And then there's just this figure 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:44.320 in the dark standing there ominously over me, staring down 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:47.560 at me like Chucky the grudge or something I feel 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:51.320 like other Mumsey, No, she's awake, cause she's fucking petrifying. No, 0:02:51.400 --> 0:02:52.680 but I'm being honest. 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:55.240 She could be asleep because I used to do that 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:57.480 and I was asleep. That's quite a sleepwalking thing. You 0:02:57.600 --> 0:03:00.480 look awake, you can talk, but you're sleep. 0:03:00.960 --> 0:03:03.400 She's awake and she's standing there with a knife trying 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:04.160 to terrorize me. 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:06.920 It's not but she could be sleepwalking because I used 0:03:06.960 --> 0:03:08.920 to do that all the time. I caught mom and 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:11.920 dad having sex on the lounge once when I was 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:14.840 a child. I don't remember it, but they've told me because. 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:15.280 I stood there. 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:18.240 I walked in and stood there looking at them, and 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:19.960 they just stopped and they were like, oh my god, 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:21.880 we've been sprung. This is gonna cost us so much 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:23.400 in therapy for the next twenty years. 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:26.000 And I apparently just toook at my eyes up and staring. 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:28.800 At them, and then they were like, sweetie, is everything okay? 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:33.760 And then I said to them, if Mitch kills me, 0:03:34.639 --> 0:03:36.880 can I kill him back? Mitch is my brother. And 0:03:36.920 --> 0:03:38.880 then they realized that I must have been asleep. They're like, 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:40.680 why would your brother kill you? And I just said, 0:03:40.760 --> 0:03:42.280 if he kills me, can I kill him back? 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:44.440 And they were like sure, And I just went back 0:03:44.480 --> 0:03:47.080 to bed. Never remembered it, but I look away. Do 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:50.080 you know what that actually is called? That's a repressed memory. 0:03:50.280 --> 0:03:52.640 That's trauma. If you go and have my brother tried 0:03:52.640 --> 0:03:54.840 to kill me, no, that you watched your parents having 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:57.360 sex and then your brain was like can't commute. If 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:59.560 you went and had hypnotherapy, that's the stuff that would 0:03:59.560 --> 0:04:02.080 come out. They would be like, oh, remember that time 0:04:02.120 --> 0:04:04.080 you saw your parents doing dogging on the couch. That's 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:05.720 what that is. No, I wasn't doggy. I think it 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:08.600 was missionary. No, I think mum was on top dad. 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:11.120 But that no one needs to know that, right, that's good. Yeah, 0:04:12.120 --> 0:04:14.320 the producer Geche doesn't need that. Everyone needs that image. 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:15.000 Here's a thought. 0:04:15.560 --> 0:04:18.520 Could be on my own thinking or not thinking, but 0:04:18.760 --> 0:04:21.159 knowing my parents have sex does not bother me. 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:22.160 Nah, neither. 0:04:22.520 --> 0:04:23.880 Like I know a lot of people are like, oh 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:25.839 my god, I couldn't think of anything worse. Knowing my 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:28.239 parents have sex makes me happy because I'm like, great, 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:30.880 they've been married forty five years. 0:04:30.920 --> 0:04:33.760 I'm stoked they're still happy. You are probably alone with this, 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:35.720 but you know, it does bother me. Walking in on 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:38.320 my mum in a sixty niner that's what does bother me. 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:42.240 And that is still sid into my brain. 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:43.680 Which actually explains a lot of it. 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:45.760 He was on top and he was on the bottom. No, 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:51.240 we know how everything that was us to the doorway. 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:52.240 Think of it like that. 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:52.720 Yeah. 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:55.160 I think I was about ten, and I still really 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:57.279 every so often when I'm in the depths of my trauma, 0:04:57.360 --> 0:05:01.120 that image recalls to my brain. I saw her came from. 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:03.719 Why images don't come to mind, which means I'm not 0:05:03.839 --> 0:05:04.760 post from anyway. 0:05:04.800 --> 0:05:06.160 We do not need to talk about our parents having 0:05:06.200 --> 0:05:09.400 speaks anymore. This is fine, Sorry, mum. She never listens 0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:13.600 to the podcast Haws. She ever listened? No, she doesn't anymore. 0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:15.280 I think I said a few things early on and 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:16.280 she was like, not for me. 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:18.480 We'll say hi to Big Tony because my dad listens 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:19.080 to every episode. 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:21.080 So I had to add, and I hope you're still 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:23.960 getting written into the sunset there. Don't get it dead, 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:26.800 get it okay? 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:32.280 Well, speaking of love, speaking of being happily married, I 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:37.360 want to say that most not all, but most women 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:40.240 at some point, from when they're a young girl to 0:05:40.279 --> 0:05:42.400 a teenager to the early twenties to whenever. 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:46.200 At some point, I feel like women dream of the 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:49.120 day they'll get married. They imagine it, the proposal, who 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:51.320 it's going to be, what it's going to look like. 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:54.680 I feel like I thought about it probably once, but 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:56.160 it's been thirty five years, so I've let it go, 0:05:56.279 --> 0:05:57.839 so like not go think about anymore. 0:05:57.880 --> 0:05:59.200 But if it happened, stoked. 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:02.080 But it's one of those things that I don't know, 0:06:02.120 --> 0:06:04.000 if you were the same lord. But everyone thinks about 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:06.359 their proposal. Everyone thinks about like whether or not you 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:08.600 want to get married or not. There's been a point 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:10.920 in your childhood where you've thought about it, because we're 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:13.760 brought up around this very you know, traditional idea that 0:06:13.800 --> 0:06:15.640 you get a white dress, you get married, and it's 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:18.520 all lovely and beautiful, and your whole family's there, piket fans, yea, 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:22.000 four kids, You talk about it, whether here someone I mean, 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:23.239 I think there's different types of people. 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:26.160 Some people like really really think about it, and then 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:28.080 some people like that might happen. Probably never. 0:06:28.160 --> 0:06:31.040 Oh people have I know friends that have whole what 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:32.640 to call that skin board? 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:35.599 See, I don't even know that pinboard and they're not 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:38.000 even engaged yet. I've never had a pinterest. 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:41.359 People that have pinterests their entire life, and you know, 0:06:41.360 --> 0:06:43.160 they've got kids names, they've got their wedding dress and 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:45.400 their venues, and they haven't even had a boyfriend. Fine, 0:06:45.560 --> 0:06:50.760 that's fine. Sure we're not gonna yuck eat someone's crazy young. 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:54.120 It's good to have goals, yeah, drink, it's good to manifest. Well, 0:06:54.320 --> 0:06:56.360 the only time I thought about it was when I 0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:58.680 almost got married to the sociopath because he was marrying 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:00.960 someone else. I have not thought about it again, you know, 0:07:01.080 --> 0:07:03.320 like that just sort of took away the specialness. Yeah, yeah, 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:05.720 when you're not the only one. 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:08.560 But I want to tell you about this kidnapping. I 0:07:08.600 --> 0:07:10.360 don't know if you've heard about it, Laura, but no, 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:12.840 everyone's heard about it. Yeah, everyone who's looked at the 0:07:12.880 --> 0:07:14.920 news the last couple of days. It's ae that haven't. 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:17.080 There's a man that's gone above and beyond for the 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:22.200 quote unquote ultimate proposal. He's actually a Sydney man. He's Australian. 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:25.800 Adam ritsk Is. His name. Doesn't surprise me, to be honest. 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:26.600 That's from Sydney. 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:29.560 Yeah, it's such an Australian man thing to do. He 0:07:29.600 --> 0:07:33.120 went on holiday with his lovely partner to Lebanon. He 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:35.480 decided to surprise her there with a proposal. But what 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:40.080 he did, for some unknown reason, he thought it would 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:44.360 be a good idea to stage a carjacking in Lebanon. 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:47.160 So they're in the car and all of a sudden, 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:50.600 the car gets carjacked, she gets taken out, she gets blindfolded, 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:54.000 there's a knife, there's these men yelling that she's been kidnapped. 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:54.679 This is Lebanon. 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:59.360 She is petrified. This is all on footage, petrified. They're 0:07:59.440 --> 0:08:01.400 driving for a long time. She doesn't know where they're 0:08:01.440 --> 0:08:03.040 going because she can't see. She can't or she can 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:06.760 hear his men bumpy dirt road. They finally pull up 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:09.320 to a destination and it's rocky gravel and they're pushing 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:11.920 her along the road. She's literally fearing for her life. 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:13.480 This is I don't know how long this has gone 0:08:13.520 --> 0:08:14.760 on for, but it's it's not quick. 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:17.760 It's a problem. I think she has been fucking kidnapped. 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:20.560 The woman thinks she's about to die, and I don't 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:23.040 blame her. I would feel the same. And when I 0:08:23.080 --> 0:08:26.520 watched the video, I was like, she's gonna die, Like 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:27.760 this is a proper kidnapping. 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:29.560 So they walk her down this gravel road. 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:32.319 When she thinks her life is over, they rip her 0:08:32.320 --> 0:08:35.520 blindfold off, and instead of there being a kidnapper that's 0:08:35.559 --> 0:08:39.760 gonna be ahead her or something, there is her partner 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:41.160 on one knee. 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:41.640 With a proposal. 0:08:41.679 --> 0:08:46.559 He's staged the whole kidnapping and was like, psych, you're 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:47.520 not gonna die. 0:08:47.960 --> 0:08:51.160 It's me and I want to marry you. I am 0:08:51.240 --> 0:08:53.360 laughing at this. And the reason why I'm laughing at 0:08:53.400 --> 0:08:55.240 this is not because it's funny. It's very serious. It's 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:57.400 absolutely outrageous. I have a lot of feelings about it, 0:08:57.400 --> 0:08:58.960 and I'm sure I ran in a little bit. The 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:01.839 reason why I'm laughing is because I knew dating in 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:04.720 Sydney was fucked. I knew that it was hard to 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:06.640 find a good man, but I didn't think it was 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:07.160 this hard. 0:09:07.240 --> 0:09:09.760 Do you know what makes it worse? It gets worse. 0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:12.920 Surely you think, all right, this has got to be 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:17.360 Like he's in Lebanon. He's had a last minute, spontaneous 0:09:17.400 --> 0:09:18.800 idea like this could be fun. 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:21.480 Let me just quickly organize this in ten minutes. This 0:09:21.559 --> 0:09:24.120 was like you didn't think it through. Like it's one 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:25.719 of those things that you you think it's gonna be 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:27.000 a good idea and you do it on a whim 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:27.559 and then you're like. 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:29.040 Huh, I youel like I wish I sat on that 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:32.240 and thought about it. Yeah, three months he planned this. 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:36.120 He also planned it with his sister. So this has 0:09:36.160 --> 0:09:38.880 gone through multiple people and a large amount of time 0:09:38.880 --> 0:09:40.280 has gone by. There's been a lot of times that 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:42.720 this could have been shut down, but they thought it 0:09:42.760 --> 0:09:44.520 was a brilliant idea. And you know what, the even 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:49.200 crazier part is she said yes, Yeah, but to be fair, 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:50.040 yes to the kidnap. 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:52.120 To be fair, I've been in relationships where I so 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:54.080 wanted them to propose to me. Is I probably would 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:57.000 have said yes too in the past. Not anymore. I'm 0:09:57.040 --> 0:09:59.840 not saying it's a good thing. I'm saying, like, deeply flawed. 0:10:00.080 --> 0:10:03.120 So stop doing fucking proposals for Instagram? Oh what are 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:04.960 you doing that for? Like? Are you doing that for 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:07.000 clicks on TikTok? Are you doing that for people to 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:10.679 like get a viral download? You haven't thought, hmm, what's 0:10:10.679 --> 0:10:13.679 the way to really mark this engagement? What's the best 0:10:13.720 --> 0:10:15.679 way that's going to be super special that we can 0:10:15.720 --> 0:10:18.280 look back on and used to come, Ah, I will 0:10:18.360 --> 0:10:21.880 kidnap her and make her petrified for her life trauma bond. Yes. 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:24.920 I just couldn't believe it. And I'm all for pranks. 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:26.640 And he came out and said, you know, we like 0:10:26.720 --> 0:10:29.040 to prank each other. We often prank each other. Hide 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:31.240 behind the kitchen door and jump out and scan them. 0:10:31.559 --> 0:10:35.839 Don't kidnap them with a knife and three strange men. 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:38.840 Maybe she said yes because she was so relieved that 0:10:38.880 --> 0:10:40.920 it was him at the end, like she genuinely thought 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:43.200 she was so close to a near death experience that 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:46.240 the only reasonable thing to come out of her mouth 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:48.360 was like, oh my god, thank god, it's you. And 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:49.880 then he interpreted that as a ye, yes. Do you 0:10:49.880 --> 0:10:52.400 think she was probably like, yes, I'm not being kidnapped. 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:54.880 I'm just like yes, yes, yes, no, okay. But the 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:57.160 thing that's even wilder is that. So since this has happened, 0:10:57.160 --> 0:11:01.240 obviously it's garnered a massive amount of views cross social media, 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:03.560 which is why everyone's talking about it, which is what 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:05.480 makes me think that this is the whole reason why 0:11:05.480 --> 0:11:07.640 it was done in the first place. But she's gone 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:09.920 on to say so her name is Vanessa. She's gone 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:14.320 on to upload photos from her engagement, and she says 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:19.200 it was a dream come true. It was a dream 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:21.199 come true, which also makes me think maybe they're just 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:23.680 into some fucking weird kinks. Nah, maybe she likes it. 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:26.560 Maybe she's really into BDSM like ming Pata took it 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:27.160 one step further. 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:30.640 Yeah, I think she's convinced herself that it was the 0:11:30.679 --> 0:11:31.600 best day of a line. 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:34.760 Adam's sister also said Adam always joked that he wanted 0:11:34.800 --> 0:11:37.600 to propose to Vanessa in a way to scare her, 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:40.400 and my family joined in and made it possible when 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:43.080 she was visiting family in Lebanon. They always play pranks 0:11:43.080 --> 0:11:46.880 on each other, so it's just their relationship. There's a limit. 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:48.280 There is still a limit. 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:50.760 There's a line, and you crossed it big time. 0:11:50.840 --> 0:11:52.880 Oh my god, what would you do? I would say no, 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:53.680 I'm not kidding. 0:11:54.320 --> 0:11:57.559 I'd say no, and I would It's hard to know 0:11:57.600 --> 0:11:59.280 because you're not in it, but I reckon I would 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:00.360 break up with him. 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:01.600 I'd probably get back together with him. 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:05.080 But I'd be like, if you think this is normal, Like, 0:12:05.160 --> 0:12:08.400 if you think this is how I wanted this to 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:10.960 go down After ten years, they've been together for ten years, 0:12:10.960 --> 0:12:11.920 and he still thought this was. 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:15.120 A good idea. I genuinely look back on my past 0:12:15.160 --> 0:12:18.400 relationships and think, there have been times in my life 0:12:18.440 --> 0:12:21.120 where I so desperately wanted to be married. It was terrible, 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:24.880 bad relationships, trauma, toxic, so you just want I reckon 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:26.679 that if someone had done it, I would have been like, oh, 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:29.120 at least they proposed, Like, at least I'm now getting married. 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:32.560 Shows he loves me. It means he actually loves me. 0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:34.640 I would have convinced myself that that was like a 0:12:34.679 --> 0:12:36.960 good thing. I actually feel like I'm the opposite. Yeah, 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:38.679 I mean, I was pretty crazy in my twenties. I 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:39.640 wouldn't recommend it. 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:41.520 And Ben, if you listening to this, do not take 0:12:41.559 --> 0:12:43.800 me to Levenon, do not kidnap me, and do not 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:45.040 pretend that my life is over. 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:47.600 I don't think he was ever gonna do that. I 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:51.199 get a really strong feeling that you've made that pretty clear. Anyway, 0:12:51.480 --> 0:12:54.200 before we get into answering your questions, I have a 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:56.400 vibe today. I don't know if it's a hot take, 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:58.439 but I'm gonna tell you anyway because I'm fucking loving them. 0:12:58.760 --> 0:13:01.559 So I find it really hard to get bike shorts. 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:04.240 This sounds dumb, but bear with me. My legs look 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:06.400 like you know when you buy two sausages and they're 0:13:06.400 --> 0:13:08.800 still connected. That's what bike shorts do to my legs. 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:11.120 They just cut me in the middle and sucking around 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:13.839 a ring, and then my legs like billow out below 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:15.959 the bottom of it. That is not accurate. It's because 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:18.079 I'm thin, but I'm not toned. There's no tone to 0:13:18.160 --> 0:13:20.520 these legs. They're just soft, and so bike shorts cut 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:21.200 in in the middle. 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:23.559 See what you're saying is you found some non sausage 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:24.079 bike pants. 0:13:24.120 --> 0:13:26.560 You've only seen me in a pair of bike shorts 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:29.880 that you can't actually wear exercising, like soft bike shorts 0:13:29.920 --> 0:13:32.360 from I actually think i've seen your bike pants once 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:34.320 in life. You know, you've seen in those cream ones 0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:36.880 that are from Zuloff ribbed ones, which you can't exercise 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:38.280 in them because your bum falls out the back. 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:40.160 No, I wouldn't call them bike pants. 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:43.040 Yeah, they're fashion okay, but then yeah, I bought bike 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:46.920 shorts and they're freaking great. And if you're someone who 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:48.600 feels like a sausage when you put them on. And 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:51.000 I don't mean, I don't know between the podcast, don't 0:13:51.040 --> 0:13:55.640 name drop. No, it's country road Country road bike shorts there, Yes, 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:57.680 And that's why it's my vibe because I walked in 0:13:57.720 --> 0:13:59.840 there it was unsuspecting I saw them on the shelf. 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:01.520 It was actually I was at the airport and I 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:03.720 was going to something where I needed to wear active 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:05.439 where and I'd forgot to pack it, and I was like, 0:14:05.440 --> 0:14:08.120 would have been Rockhampton. No, it was something that was 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:10.880 being shot and I was like, okay, I'll get them, 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:13.200 it's jeopardy. And then I put them on and they 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:16.160 were amazing, seamless, straight down the thigh. 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:18.600 Are they actual exercise bike pants? 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:20.200 I did the exercise in them, and I think it 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:22.200 went well. I love that for you. Yeah, so who 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:25.520 would have thought country road bike shorts for exercise where 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:28.600 if you are somebody who finds the bike shorts always 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:30.520 cut you in the middle of the thigh, Okay, I 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:33.760 always get a cameltoe. Yeah, No, No, camelto like kind 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:35.520 of a bit reinforced. You need the ones that have 0:14:35.720 --> 0:14:37.800 a bit of not that it's battered in the middle, 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:39.560 but it's just a bit thicker in the middle. For 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:40.920 anyone who actually has a LaBier. 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:44.320 Well, I also think when we're talking about camelto's like 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.080 it's a natural part, there's nothing wrong with it. But 0:14:47.440 --> 0:14:49.000 some people are more prone to them than others. 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:51.600 But it's literally women with labiers. No. 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:54.360 I think the reason I get them is because I 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:57.400 like high waist and I have quite a long torso, 0:14:57.760 --> 0:15:00.400 so for bike pants to get to my high waist, 0:15:00.880 --> 0:15:02.440 they just jack up a bit, do you know what 0:15:02.520 --> 0:15:02.800 I mean? 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:04.760 So I think that's why I just think some of 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:07.680 us have medium muffs, and it's fine, that's my problem. 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:10.520 That's true, lots of different musks, but mine's definitely. 0:15:10.840 --> 0:15:12.320 We love to call it that someone's gonna get angry. 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:13.680 So someone's going to write to us right now and 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:15.720 say it's evolva I have we know. 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:18.960 I haven't said mums since I was about twelve, so okay, fourteen, 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:20.640 All right, let's not call it that then. 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:22.200 Anyway, what's your vibe? 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:24.400 I didn't have one, but I have a big unsubscribe. 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:25.240 Oh yes she is. 0:15:25.440 --> 0:15:27.760 This is probably the biggest unsubscribed that there is, and 0:15:27.840 --> 0:15:29.600 I don't think you can actually do it. 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:33.720 Oh instead of recommending something you're angry this week, I 0:15:33.800 --> 0:15:35.080 really want it like. 0:15:35.040 --> 0:15:39.120 An a controversial but I want to unsubscribe from Coachella. 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:40.480 It is. 0:15:41.800 --> 0:15:43.840 I do not want to see one more thing of Cochella. 0:15:43.960 --> 0:15:47.240 Not because I'm jealous, not because I have fomo, because 0:15:47.520 --> 0:15:49.840 I feel like it's gotten to the point where it's 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:50.800 changed and it. 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:52.080 Is so performative. 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:55.120 There are people coming out, They are all these stories now, 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:56.920 like it's just clogging my feet and I don't want 0:15:56.920 --> 0:15:58.760 to look at anymore. But there are people coming out 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:01.800 and saying that loads of people fake going to Coachella. 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:04.080 They don't go, and you can tell when they don't 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:06.000 have the wristbands. They do the whole thing. They get 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:09.080 dressed up, they pretend they're there, they photoshop them in, 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:10.800 they do all this stuff and they're not even there. 0:16:11.200 --> 0:16:13.520 Wait, are they actually in the country or they're just 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:15.720 standing in front of a green screen at Crichello I 0:16:15.760 --> 0:16:16.800 think a to be but no. 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:19.560 A lot of people go, but they don't go in 0:16:19.600 --> 0:16:22.080 the gates, and other people just take photos dressed up, 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:24.040 pretending they're somewhere with like a plain background. 0:16:24.080 --> 0:16:26.280 But that's the same as fashion week, fashion Week in Sydney, 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:28.960 Mercedes Fashion Week, whatever it's called. Now. You go there 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:32.000 and there's influencers out the front taking photos, but they're 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:36.240 not going to the shows. They're just standing at carriage works. 0:16:36.320 --> 0:16:38.760 Coachella is a giant carriage works. Wow. 0:16:38.960 --> 0:16:42.080 I love people having fun fun, But for me, I 0:16:42.200 --> 0:16:44.280 don't sure. It's just my ANSWER's crime this week. I 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:46.120 want to just like I wish I could type in 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:48.960 the hashtag Coachella and then mute it for this week. 0:16:49.080 --> 0:16:51.480 That's all. I'm just I feel the grumpy. 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:53.760