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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 3: So, yeah, so there's a prank call in here involving

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Speaker 3: a man called Terrence.

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Speaker 4: Uh, and he terrifies.

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Speaker 5: Very hateable man.

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Speaker 2: He was.

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Speaker 3: You know, these sorts of people have obviously been damaged

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Speaker 3: in their life. You know, he's always been hurt.

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Speaker 5: Are you're defending the character you play?

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Speaker 3: He's been heard, he's always been hurt. You know, do

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Speaker 3: you think happened What do you think happened to ternestly?

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Speaker 4: I think it was abused dark start?

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Speaker 5: Can I light it up a bit?

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Speaker 4: You know, he's been I've always been heard. I told

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Speaker 4: you he's been damaged. I told you he's been damaged.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't need the full backstory, like just say

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Speaker 5: something like he got dacked at school, like come and

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Speaker 5: keep it light a bit of backstory for the listeners

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Speaker 5: here in the creation of this voice before we'll pranked

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Speaker 5: this CBD cake shop. Yeah, he I think was definitely

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Speaker 5: channeling channeling Alan Rickman. Yeah there from Harry Potter. Can

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Speaker 5: you give us your best Rickman?

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Speaker 4: No, he's very tired, big prank.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 5: Hugh Grant, there's a old, older Hugh Grant than that.

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Speaker 5: And then Jeremy Irons. Yeah, it's a mixture of those

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Speaker 5: three people and then sort of like the worst traits

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Speaker 5: of them, Like this guy was so unlikable.

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Speaker 3: Yeah he was, but again he was burned. He was

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Speaker 3: burned himself. Bring up his backstory.

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Speaker 4: He was again a very dark pass.

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Speaker 5: But what do you guys need to very very dark pass.

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Speaker 5: You need to know this very unlikable character calls CBD

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Speaker 5: cakes the beautiful people of CBD Cakes, best cakes in

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Speaker 5: the biz, and once the most inappropriate message written on

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Speaker 5: a cake. And can I just say he got burnt

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Speaker 5: at the end of bringing up terrences, I think it's

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Speaker 5: a good life message for everyone.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 4: No, that's true people other people, because they were once

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Speaker 4: hurt themselves. That it works.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that is actually very virtual. Someone's an asshole to you, Yes,

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Speaker 5: just know that they're probably going through.

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Speaker 4: Something bad happening with them, like maybe their abuse.

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Speaker 5: So someone cuts you off in the traffic, just go,

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Speaker 5: it's all good. There was like a Netflix series that's

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Speaker 5: going to come out about Terrence.

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Speaker 4: Actually true, I was saying. They could have been saying

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Speaker 4: that abuse doesn't need to be physical. It might have

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Speaker 4: been emotional. Yeah, anything like that. Just any sort of,

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Speaker 4: you know, trauma to somebody means they're not.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, we've probably spoken enough about that, about terrorizing ah,

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Speaker 3: about you know, the flow on effect of abuse, but

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Speaker 3: the abuse cycle I.

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Speaker 4: Think they might call it. But anyway, let's carry on

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Speaker 4: with the show. Julia Ross Noble on here real or.

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Speaker 3: Fake Belgian law? I mean, gee, Wizwood's for aging success.

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Speaker 3: I think that'll never come back. Actually I lost, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I hated that bit and doctor Frera Roscheford, No.

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Speaker 5: You won you one? No I last, and I hated it.

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Speaker 5: Did you lose?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 4: I remember you?

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Speaker 5: You lost? Only happened ten minutes ago. Man, what's with

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Speaker 5: our memory? Anyway, let's start the show.

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Speaker 3: I have thought this rumbling, chaotic Northern Englishman would have

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Speaker 3: made it to the final four of The Apprentice, certainly

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Speaker 3: not us.

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Speaker 1: I had six dollars on.

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Speaker 3: The fact that he kicked out after the first two.

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Speaker 5: Episodes because he said this the last time he was in.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's its tune in in the first two episodes,

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Speaker 3: you or me six dollars?

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Speaker 7: Noble?

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Speaker 5: Can you be the other finalist in tonight's episode, Let's

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Speaker 5: ask him, although I won't believe it.

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Speaker 4: Word, he says.

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Speaker 8: It's yes, it is the man that midst the legend,

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Speaker 8: the snake campaign, the name genious snake campaign against himself,

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Speaker 7: I'm a trickster. What I cleverly did? I think I

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Speaker 7: think you can all agree that I've got this far

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Speaker 5: Were the only ones you were lying to, Ross? Or

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Speaker 5: were you doing interviews with everyone lying about getting kicked

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Speaker 5: out early?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: I was lying basically, I was, Yeah, because I was

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Speaker 7: so paranoid about breaking my non disclosure agreement. Yes, you

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Speaker 7: got to keep these things. It's very you know, you

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Speaker 7: don't want to spoil it. And also you know I

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Speaker 7: didn't for all I know they could have edited me

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Speaker 5: So true, very true. Hell, will you be watching tonight though, Ross,

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Speaker 5: because it's up to who are the finals? There? You

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Speaker 5: in there with You've got yourself Gibson, Josh Gibson, Shina

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, the four of us and then

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Speaker 7: tonight is basically what what what am I allowed to see?

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Speaker 7: I think tonight what happens is is that one person,

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Speaker 7: whoever wins, whoever wins the challenge tonight gets an automatic

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Speaker 7: automatically goes through to the final, and then the rest

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Speaker 7: of us have to argue all who deserves to go

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Speaker 7: into the finals.

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Speaker 5: So okay, and do you watch the show Ross and like,

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Speaker 5: are you on like the whatsepps with the other finalists there,

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Speaker 5: like you know a couple of gigs here in there.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, very much so yeah, yeah, yeah, we yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 7: texting text, texting backwards and forth between there. It is fun.

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Speaker 7: It is fun, just going, oh my god, I Cobbley,

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Speaker 7: Really that happened. I didn't know that it happened.

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Speaker 5: Really is the Veronicas included in there? Because I know

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Speaker 5: the Veronicas were probably the two people out of the

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Speaker 5: you in the text to the Veronicas?

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Speaker 2: You know, you know what?

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Speaker 7: I was texting with the girls just yeah, while while

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Speaker 7: the episode was going out the other night, we were, yeah,

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Speaker 7: texting backwards and forwards. I think, look, it's one of

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Speaker 7: her things where the whole what you see. I know

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Speaker 7: everyone says this, it's one of the what you see

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Speaker 7: but at the end of the day, there we're still

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Speaker 7: we're still mates. And you know it's you get you

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Speaker 7: really we're we're arguing of a Boost Juice commercial.

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Speaker 3: How does how does your wife feel about the fact that,

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Speaker 3: So how does she feel about the fact that You've

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Speaker 7: And look, I think my wife and I have been

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Speaker 7: together for twenty one years. She's not you know, she's

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Speaker 7: not a jealous person. And you know, yes, you know,

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Speaker 7: we're a good mate. Sharon and I have remained friends

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Speaker 5: And what is the state of it? Ross? I'm just

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Speaker 5: trying to picture you in the living room watching yourself

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Speaker 3: Like down he wielding multiple mobile phones and his hair

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Speaker 7: You're making out that I've got some sort of secret

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Speaker 7: mobile phone and that I'm texting miss Universe. That's what

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Speaker 3: Exactly the same thing.

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Speaker 7: Not as all, not at all. So with us home with.

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Speaker 3: Right now, I've got the one and only Ross Noble

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Speaker 3: who joins us. Celebrity Apprentice is on Channel nine tonight

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Speaker 3: and tomorrow night.

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Speaker 4: Is the final.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and Russ, it must have been pretty hectic filming

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Speaker 5: Celebrity Printers because that was during lockdown, wasn't it.

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Speaker 7: As you can probably tell from my you know, from

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Speaker 7: I was already I would already let myself go a

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Speaker 7: the first week it was so full on, I just

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Speaker 7: basically eating and by the end of it, by tonight's episode,

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Speaker 7: I am so fast. I'm like some sort of like

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Speaker 7: Marlon Brandor for the girl, a giant beard, and I'm

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Speaker 7: incredibly fat. I watch it at all a go. But

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Speaker 7: if you if you were to watch that, if you

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Speaker 7: were to Binge literally Binge wants to series, you can

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Speaker 7: see me put it on more and more.

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Speaker 5: A rumor started that Ross ate the Veronica's episode four.

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Speaker 7: You wouldn't put on anything those girls, and it would

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Speaker 7: be like having one chicken wing.

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Speaker 5: H Ross giving it. You've done so well in a

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Speaker 5: show called Celebrity Printers, you know you must be thinking that,

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Speaker 5: you know, this proves that you've got incredible business. Now

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Speaker 5: I'm just intrigued with you going forward in your life.

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Speaker 5: Have any business ideas come to mind that you want

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Speaker 7: Since I've done the show, Yeah, with a lot of ideas.

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Speaker 7: My children I insist that now they say to me

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Speaker 7: on a daily basis, father, we respect you as a businessman.

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Speaker 7: I said, you have to say to me, father, we

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Speaker 7: respect you as a businessman. Right, And I completely forgot

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Speaker 7: that I was making them do that. Right, and it

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Speaker 7: was a joke at first, but then you know it's uh.

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Speaker 7: And then we were out, we were having with the

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Speaker 7: caffe and they went to a way off milkshakes, please Dad,

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Speaker 7: and I just went, let me think. While I was

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Speaker 7: trying to decide, the waitresses stood there and both of

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Speaker 7: them together, unprompted on both went father. We respect you

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Speaker 7: as a business but you can have your mil.

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Speaker 4: Oh man, now, Ross now before before we go, so

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Speaker 4: you can't. I got a stress.

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Speaker 3: The Grand Final four Celebrity Apprinters is tonight channel nine seven.

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Speaker 7: Point thirty Tomorrow tomorrow night.

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Speaker 3: I should say so deliberations tonight and then the finales

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Speaker 3: tomorrow night, Channel nine seventh.

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Speaker 4: You can say it.

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Speaker 6: So.

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Speaker 4: Whether or not Ross makes it through the finale, we

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Speaker 4: don't know yet, but you don't.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't take your word on it anyway, given that

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Speaker 3: you told us you got voted out in the second

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Speaker 3: work last time you were no.

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Speaker 6: No.

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Speaker 7: What I said to you was I would watch within

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Speaker 7: the first two weeks.

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Speaker 5: That is true. It is true. Yeah, you're very cheeky.

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Speaker 4: Well, I respect you as a businessman.

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Speaker 5: What can I here's a milkshake.

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Speaker 3: Milkshake now, I should also say you are doing Celebrity

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Speaker 4: You, mate.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 5: Well I've got an idea for a prank call.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and I.

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Speaker 5: Want you to be the one to do it perfect.

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Speaker 5: I love that from Tar.

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Speaker 4: I think you know what a great way to quick

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Speaker 4: The message was a two out of ten, wasn't it?

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Speaker 5: Message was average?

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Speaker 5: I think the idea that you sh had the right

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Speaker 4: So if your loss it's me? How confusing execution one

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Speaker 5: Now here's the thing, though, I really want to lean

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Speaker 5: of my favorite cake stores, CBD Cakes Best Cakes in

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Speaker 5: Will you call CBD Cakes and then say to her

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Speaker 4: Sure you're up for it?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 4: Why not?

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Speaker 5: It's bloody exciting, Australia, bloody exciting. Can you wear muffett

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Speaker 5: for two sex? Sure? Can you like you're not listening

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Speaker 5: right now? Like ear muffett, ear muffort right now? All right, Australia.

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Speaker 5: Will's ear muffin at The message on the cake is

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Speaker 5: right up next, It's going to be totally wild. Will

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Speaker 5: you can come back outstanding? It's Will and Woody right

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Speaker 5: up next. Will you're calling CBD Cakes?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, one hundred totally what a stroke there.

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Speaker 5: Perfect got a prank call idea for you. Will It

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Speaker 5: involves calling a cake store. The cake store that I

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Speaker 5: I've written down a very awkward would message yep, that

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Speaker 5: I want you to call the cake store and say

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 5: The question is yes, will she get so uncomfortable during

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Or will she just be like your message super weird?

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Speaker 5: But let's do this thing we're about to find out.

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Speaker 4: Yes, And I don't know what the message is mine. Okay,

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Speaker 4: I'm calling her up. I've written the message to show

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Speaker 5: It's on a piece of paper. I'm going to slide

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Speaker 4: Okay. Can I call like as a character, like not

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a great idea. Okay, okay, you might want

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, far away here we go. Help Ah, yes, good,

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Speaker 6: How can I help you?

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Speaker 3: I was just ringing because I'm looking to have some

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Speaker 4: And would the disc itself be visible significantly visible? I

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Speaker 3: Well, how about I read you what I would like

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Speaker 6: Have you selected your cake.

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Speaker 4: Eminently? Do you mind if I read you my message

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Speaker 6: Sure?

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Speaker 5: Perfect?

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Speaker 3: Quote, good evening, Marie Comma. I know you've been doing

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Speaker 3: the horizontal greased weasel tango with my brother.

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Speaker 4: Full stop. Joke is on.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, goodbye bye.

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Speaker 3: I didn't even get to put I was gonna say, ps,

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Speaker 5: Well. I was traversing the web over the wakend, and

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Speaker 3: Do it?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 5: Little game of real or fake law? Because Belgium's laws

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Speaker 4: This is Tintin Tintin theme.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, notice, but Tintin was from Belgium.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, here's Belgian, good Belgian lad Yes?

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Speaker 5: Well, yes, rules are simple, best of three. I am

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Speaker 5: Belgian law number one. Street musicians in Belgia or jun

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Speaker 4: Which in which city?

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Speaker 5: Nope? Only in Luven, right that might have been an

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Speaker 5: Here is all right? Next one okay one nil white

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Speaker 5: Your socks are down and dingling around your ankles. There

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Speaker 5: You know they dingle around a little bit, not a.

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Speaker 4: Don't dingle around your ankles, mate, Just quite taut.

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Speaker 5: Ready, legs, get back on topic. Can a police officer

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Speaker 4: I don't know this.

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Speaker 4: Can you find some I.

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Speaker 4: Find people playing bad music in Luven. It's just an

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Speaker 5: Yeah I made that.

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Speaker 3: Up, yes, yelling the games.

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Speaker 4: Well I want to come back. I'm thinking we go

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Speaker 5: Really, people they stick around? Probably not, I haven't enough time.

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Speaker 3: Another final, the final law, the final Belgian law, next.

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Speaker 2: Law.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcasts.

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Speaker 3: Struggles to beat me at most things. So he's invented

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Speaker 5: And I tell you what, you couldn't have joined us

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Speaker 5: It's one all, just two monoliths at each other.

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Speaker 4: Monoliths.

447
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Speaker 5: What's a monolith?

448
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,720
Speaker 4: A massive singular rock formation?

449
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Speaker 5: Yes, that's what we are, Just a couple of big

450
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Speaker 5: rocks at each other's throats. It's one all right now,

451
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Speaker 5: Ladies and gentlemen, it doesn't get more exciting.

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Speaker 4: Pull over right f Belgian laws by the way, Belgium could.

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Speaker 5: I'm stating Belgian laws, Will says, if they are real

454
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Speaker 5: or if they are fake, this is the final one.

455
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Speaker 5: This is the be all and end all. I am

456
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Speaker 5: just choosing between. This is a big moment for me.

457
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Speaker 5: This is a huge moment for me.

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Speaker 4: Else do you know about Belgium apart from just googling

459
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Speaker 4: their laws?

460
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Speaker 5: Chocolate? Pretty good at soccer, that's it. That's it.

461
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Speaker 4: They do a good beer.

462
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Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty good beers. We're pretty nice. And I won't

463
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Speaker 5: go that. It's a big grim. It's a big grim.

464
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Speaker 5: All right, Here we go, Here we go. Will yes

465
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Speaker 5: in Belgium, Yeah, it is actually illegal and you potentially

466
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Speaker 5: face jail time if you are caught selling frankfurts now

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Speaker 5: Frankfurt's will I reckon the sausage? Yes, you can eat

468
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Speaker 5: a sausage. You can eat a Frankfurt. Mind you a

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Speaker 5: single single Frankfort Go for your life, son, If I

470
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Speaker 5: catch you selling those frankfurts, You're coming with me. Kipper

471
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Speaker 5: so slang term in Belgium for economist. Fish in Belgium

472
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Speaker 5: may use it differently.

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Speaker 4: Frankfurt.

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Speaker 5: Can you go to jail for selling Frankfurts in Belgium?

475
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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 3: The only reason that I would think that selling a

477
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Speaker 3: Frankfort would be illegal is a very old law that

478
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Speaker 3: would suggest that. Now I might The thing is with

479
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Speaker 3: this game, I can talk myself into it. But Germany

480
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 3: famously invaded Belgium, decimated Belgium.

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Speaker 5: But why wouldn't they want their Frankfurt.

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Speaker 3: Because Frankfurt is named after a city in Germany. That's

483
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Speaker 3: what the sausage is named after, Frankfurt. And so since

484
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Speaker 3: the war, not you're not you don't want your advertising

485
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Speaker 3: German food, and the law has since stuck around since then,

486
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Speaker 3: which is pretty good logic for me.

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Speaker 7: M hm.

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Speaker 5: But is that the sort of logic that you could

489
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Speaker 5: completely make up?

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Speaker 4: No, that's something I can talk myself into this. You

491
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Speaker 4: wouldn't have made that up. I've just made you sound better.

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Speaker 5: Oh have you undersold me? Or is it just a

493
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Speaker 5: real way?

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Speaker 4: You nearly played German folk music as.

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Speaker 3: The Belgium themed someone before until I pulled you up

496
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Speaker 3: and said they're pretty much the same place.

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Speaker 5: No one needs to know that. I didn't say that.

498
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Speaker 5: I said they're pretty much the same place. Now you're

499
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Speaker 5: getting wrapped up.

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Speaker 4: You're getting germanly rap, German folk music. I reckon it's

501
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Speaker 4: a real.

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Speaker 5: Law selling Frankfurt. It's illegal in Belgium. You think it's

503
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Speaker 5: a real law Yeah, you're wrong.

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Speaker 4: You're Belgian.

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Speaker 5: Yes, Edith mcvahn, you're a lawyer. It's embarrassing.

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Speaker 3: Got nothing to do with embarrassing lawyer reputations in know

507
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Speaker 3: anything about Belgium.

508
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Speaker 4: This is just stupid and nobody likes it.

509
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Speaker 5: Very clearly. You don't.

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Speaker 4: We're going to go to the traving Will. That sucks.

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Speaker 1: It's the podcast.

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Speaker 4: Your insistent on on getting your dad on the show again.

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Speaker 5: Well, for good reason. There was a news recently about

514
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Speaker 5: some Bitchumin bandits that are going around New South Wales

515
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Speaker 5: pretending they know how to do beitjumin effectively, but they're

516
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Speaker 5: just spray painting bitchmin. So they're known as the Bitjamin Bandits.

517
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Speaker 5: There's a big warning about doing business with the Bitchamin

518
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Speaker 5: band and it just reminded me Will of a little

519
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,480
Speaker 5: story about my father when he was a younger and

520
00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:08,080
Speaker 5: more juvenile naughty man, and he joins on the phone

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Speaker 5: right now, get Steve.

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Speaker 4: Now before we get into the naughty story.

523
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Speaker 3: Apparently you've just walked past a massive bloup of my

524
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,880
Speaker 3: face out in front of a chemist's warehouse.

525
00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 9: Chemis's warehouse with melessa and there is your great big

526
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,359
Speaker 9: mug shot Will and Resist. I had to get a

527
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Speaker 9: copy of it and put it. I'm playing a pint

528
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Speaker 9: up on my bedroom walls.

529
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Speaker 5: Oh nice, you can put it in the man alcove

530
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Speaker 5: that you've built.

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Speaker 9: Man cove, probably a better spot for it.

532
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Speaker 4: Yeah, what is the man alcove?

533
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Speaker 5: He wasn't allowed a full man cave. Mom didn't allow that,

534
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Speaker 5: so he's managed to negotiate himself a corner of a

535
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Speaker 5: bedroom which is called the man alcove.

536
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Speaker 4: What does the alcove consist of?

537
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Speaker 9: One meter?

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Speaker 5: Anyway? Sorry, Dad, we should get onto why we've brought

539
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Speaker 5: you on, and that's because you had a story from

540
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Speaker 5: your time in Darwin. So it was after cyclone, Tracy,

541
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Speaker 5: and I believe you rushed there because you heard there

542
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Speaker 5: were a lot of cash jobs going because they had

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Speaker 5: to rebuild the city.

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Speaker 3: Just to confirm here, you weren't going there for disaster relief,

545
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Speaker 3: you were going there for the cash.

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Speaker 9: Well, definitely on white.

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Speaker 4: That just flagged that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, no toes I'm impressed here. There's a certain degree

549
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Speaker 3: of honesty there. You certainly had a chance to say

550
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Speaker 3: that you went up to Darwin to help out the

551
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Speaker 3: poor people.

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Speaker 9: That was a spin off effect of.

553
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Speaker 5: It was a byproduct product. You rushed there to go

554
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Speaker 5: and get some cash. And then I believe so your

555
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,480
Speaker 5: first job was concreting.

556
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Speaker 9: Yeah, we're concrete castes for a few months and that

557
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 9: was really hard work. That we're starting it at the

558
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Speaker 9: caravan park, and there was a very kind doctor who

559
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,439
Speaker 9: owned the caravan park and convinced him that if he

560
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 9: paid us a considerable amount of money more than what

561
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Speaker 9: we're being paid at the present time, was concrete casses,

562
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:15,679
Speaker 9: which was huge anyway, that we would transform his dust

563
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 9: bowl into an exotic tropical gardens.

564
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Speaker 5: And just to confirm, Dad, you had no experience in landscape.

565
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Speaker 9: Gardening, absolutely no experience.

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Speaker 3: So this was so you were swindling someone who just

567
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Speaker 3: had his caravan park destroyed cyclone.

568
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Speaker 7: Oh well, if you were to.

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Speaker 9: Put it that way, and we never found out what

570
00:27:38,520 --> 00:27:40,440
Speaker 9: happened to it, whether it was a disaster, I think

571
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:42,439
Speaker 9: it would have been master But that stage we had

572
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 9: the money and we're we're driving out of day and

573
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Speaker 9: so it didn't matter.

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Speaker 5: Well, Dad, The exciting news is, I don't know if

575
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 5: you knew this, but our button push of Joel actually

576
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:57,560
Speaker 5: grew up in Darwin and I was telling him this story.

577
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Speaker 5: And I'm very excited to announce that we have got

578
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:05,280
Speaker 5: the doctor on the line right now.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Dock you there, Yes, Stephen, I remember you, Stephen.

580
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 9: If I knew then what I know now, I would

581
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:14,399
Speaker 9: have run your bloody neck.

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Speaker 6: Mate.

583
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:18,080
Speaker 9: You really pulled the wall open my eyes. But let's

584
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,119
Speaker 9: let it go, mate. I mean you're going to move on.

585
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 9: You've got to move on in life. We all have

586
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 9: to learn lessons in life.

587
00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 7: That's just one of them.

588
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 9: Look, I appreciate that there, Stephen. Are you're still Are

589
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 9: you still pulling the wall over everyone else's eyes?

590
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:34,360
Speaker 2: You know nowadays?

591
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Speaker 9: Or you clean well went on to a real estate career.

592
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 9: So yes, that extent, that's one of.

593
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Speaker 4: Our already Ever Dus is Ray on the other line,

594
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 4: buying the role of the doctor. Great work there, Ray,

595
00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 4: well done, bravo.

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Speaker 5: Da Did you buy that at all?

597
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Speaker 3: Dad, it'd be long dead.

598
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 9: And he would have tracked me down sooner.

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Speaker 1: It's a woody podcast.

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00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 3: Right now, we've got the best looking guy in both

601
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Speaker 3: medicine and TV.

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Speaker 4: It's doctor Andrew Rochford.

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Speaker 2: Hello, guys, latterie will get you everywhere. I really appreciate that.

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Speaker 5: But it's true, though, Doc, I mean, yeah, God, the

605
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Speaker 5: older you get, the better looking you get. Doctor Andrew Roschford.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know it's it's yes. I'm like, yeah, I've

607
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 2: forty for twenty years now, so you know I'm yeah. Now.

608
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Speaker 3: I don't know if we spoke about this last time,

609
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 3: but this is only the woody and I always bring up.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure if you're planning on getting into the

611
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 3: pharmaceutical game at any stage, but there is one hundred

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Speaker 3: percent a market for a doctor Ferrero Rochford chocolate which

613
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 3: has got like cough syrup inside it or something.

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00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like there's something, isn't it. I did

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00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:57,160
Speaker 2: think we should probably take that offline and have a

616
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Speaker 2: chat because we could turn that into anything. What about

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Speaker 2: that before?

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Speaker 4: You haven't because isn't worm chocolate?

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Speaker 5: Worm chocolates the thing I used to actually buy that

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Speaker 5: and eat that when I didn't have worms, which you

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Speaker 5: probably wouldn't suggest, is a good idea, Doctor Andrew Rochford.

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Speaker 2: There's other chocolate you could buy. I mean it doesn't

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Speaker 2: have the worming properties.

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Speaker 5: That's my family had an account at the local chemist,

625
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Speaker 5: so I used to attack in there and get jelly

626
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Speaker 5: beans and worming chocolate. That was my childhood. So I

627
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 5: was saying, you guys can pond over no worms for

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Speaker 5: you and me.

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Speaker 3: Andrew, Doctor and Rochfort is with us with the Australian

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Speaker 3: Digital Health Agency from more in Fovers at Digital Health

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Speaker 3: DOCTV dot au. Today we are talking about my health record. Now, Andrew,

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Speaker 3: we've got a lot of people asking questions about it.

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Speaker 3: Perhaps you can explain how my health record works.

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Speaker 2: The simplest way to explain it is it's your digital

635
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Speaker 2: medical record that's online. It's it's the digital biling cabinet.

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Speaker 2: We're all the information from your GP, your pharmacists, specialist visits,

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Speaker 2: blood tests, all of those results can end up in

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Speaker 2: one space and then you can control that. So the

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Speaker 2: idiot that my health is you take it with you

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Speaker 2: where you go. So if you find yourself an emergency

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Speaker 2: and you know as an emergency doctor, you know we

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Speaker 2: can jump online. We can see your medical history, medications

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Speaker 2: you're on and it just makes it quicker, easier to

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Speaker 2: make good decisions.

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Speaker 5: I'm thinking about changing doctors at the moment as well,

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Speaker 5: doctor rosh Ford. How does it all work with you know,

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Speaker 5: getting them, you know, access to that data.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So that's the great thing about it is if

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Speaker 2: you're changing doctors or you're traveling your moving house, you

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Speaker 2: just tell that that your previous doctor, just to make

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Speaker 2: sure that the information has been uploaded into your my

652
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Speaker 2: health record. So then when you go to your new practice,

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Speaker 2: it's already in there that that vital information. That will

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Speaker 2: just mean that, you know, you don't have to waste

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Speaker 2: a lot of time trying to get that new doctor

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Speaker 2: up to speed. I'll be able to see that information,

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Speaker 2: previous medications and all that stuff and streamlines the process.

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Speaker 4: So when what he goes to the doctor, it'll just

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Speaker 4: say bulkworming chocolate and compressed gas. Perfect.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty much it. And then you know it's it's

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Speaker 2: up to your new doctor to decide where to go from.

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Speaker 5: There, what to do with you from there? By bulk

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Speaker 5: Glen before I come in.

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Speaker 3: Oh only we would take it there, uh, doctor and Rushford,

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Speaker 3: thank you so much for joining us.

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Speaker 4: From more visit digital health.

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