Speaker 1: My hard podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists and listen
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Speaker 2: The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 3: Woods. We all got a critical alert message today from God.
Speaker 3: It feels like I can't imagine anyone else that would
Speaker 3: be able to send a message at the same time
Speaker 3: to run in Australia. Ever in former time, I'm a
Speaker 3: guy and too deep it is now. Look, I'm sure
Speaker 3: you guys have all had your own fun with this
Speaker 3: in some way, particularly if you're in the office. Today
Speaker 3: would have been a lot of banter around it. Some
Speaker 3: people didn't get it, some people did. But anyway, we
Speaker 3: had a plan as to what we would do with
Speaker 3: it and to hopefully make it a bit of fun
Speaker 3: for all you guys driving home right now, Okay, so
Speaker 3: everyone's phones are on the table. The idea is, as
Speaker 3: I think we've explained just beforehand Woods live on the show.
Speaker 3: What a show it is. Peez. We were good life,
Speaker 3: I've we've been so good that the last person to
Speaker 3: get the message from the government, the notification from the government,
Speaker 3: deserves some sort of a punishment.
Speaker 1: Now, I said outside that I believe an appropriate punishment
Speaker 1: given that this is to do with our phones. Is
Speaker 1: that the last person to get the notification, we get
Speaker 1: that person's phone. Everyone else gets that person's phone, and
Speaker 1: then we can write a text message to anyone in
Speaker 1: the phone book.
Speaker 4: That's just not happening.
Speaker 1: Well, but because it's just play the odds here, you're
Speaker 1: a one in you're a one in six chance, but
Speaker 1: think about the fun you have five and six chances,
Speaker 1: like gamble a little bit.
Speaker 4: I'm against gambling on this show. But this isn't even again.
Speaker 3: They're all talk producers, aren't they. It's you and me
Speaker 3: in the gun. They're like, oh, strip them naked, you know,
Speaker 3: show them, you know, like it's like we really are.
Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden, they've got to be
Speaker 3: a skin in the game. Don't touch my contact.
Speaker 4: That's my career, no matter what ours are like.
Speaker 2: It doesn't take much for them to be fractured, and
Speaker 2: then they will never talk to you again.
Speaker 3: Where is it I've got that, I've got that A
Speaker 3: number of prominent media.
Speaker 1: Person more famous people don't want to piss you off.
Speaker 3: But the person you're most annoyed, we're going to message.
Speaker 4: I'm going to tell you that smart question. Smart question, give.
Speaker 3: Me a feel for like you'd be annoyed if I'm
Speaker 3: we messaged like a former TV personality who used to
Speaker 3: be your boss.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's exactly who I go for as well, exactly
Speaker 4: think about that.
Speaker 3: But that's good. Yeah, Kerry Bigmore. Yeah, I mean, in fact,
Speaker 3: carry Bigmore in general, because she's your neighbor as well, Woods,
Speaker 3: so she's getting she's getting if you lose or you
Speaker 3: lose Joe.
Speaker 4: I don't know her number. I don't have her number,
Speaker 4: so you couldn't contact her number. I think I need
Speaker 4: to go and edit my contact book.
Speaker 3: Who you're most worried about messaging.
Speaker 1: There's a few like former flames, because I've got in
Speaker 1: their contact being like ghosted.
Speaker 4: So I need to go edit that.
Speaker 1: What about this either a text message to anyone in
Speaker 1: your phone book or you shave off an eyebrow?
Speaker 2: No, there's gender standards there.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, all right, all right, guys, both shave
Speaker 1: your heads.
Speaker 4: Okay, even we all shave your heads.
Speaker 3: I've worked hard to go.
Speaker 4: This has to be. It has to be. Even what
Speaker 4: about an eyebrow slip?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, done, we want it.
Speaker 4: Too much, So it's either text message or eyebrow slit or.
Speaker 3: Like buying everybody lunch boring, I can't. Okay, So everyone's
Speaker 3: in Mark the man Daniel, what are you in? Mark?
Speaker 4: Well, his phone are on the table.
Speaker 3: Mark's not in.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't. I didn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough, okay, but everyone else is inky. You're in,
Speaker 3: he's taking.
Speaker 5: If we do an eyebrow slips.
Speaker 3: We can text someone off your phone though, who you
Speaker 3: weren't do that?
Speaker 5: Okay? Done? You can text someone off my phone. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm not doing the Yeah.
Speaker 4: That's fine, that's fine. So YouTube, So the last person
Speaker 4: gets a.
Speaker 3: Not he's a working actor. That's that's the money maker.
Speaker 3: That's the money maker.
Speaker 1: It might be good for a roll an eyebrows lip okay, no,
Speaker 1: So just just to be clear, last person to get
Speaker 1: the notification, the other five kind of send a text
Speaker 1: message off their phone to whoever they want, or that
Speaker 1: person receives an eyebrow slit, and I'm going to say, immediately,
Speaker 1: do we have a shaver?
Speaker 4: We'll find yeah? Great, great, great deal?
Speaker 6: And what what what happens if we all receive the
Speaker 6: notification at the same time?
Speaker 3: Okay, great deal? So up next we find out, well,
Speaker 3: we are in it, but who is either shaving their
Speaker 3: eyebrow or sending a message off their phone. I think
Speaker 3: for everyone playing at home, like, that's fun. If that's
Speaker 3: your meat, If it's one of the producers, you probably
Speaker 3: don't care as much.
Speaker 4: But we care. I think still funny. It'll be very funny,
Speaker 4: very funny.
Speaker 3: I mean, like it feels a little bit in if
Speaker 3: we're messaging one of lives expers, but like I we
Speaker 3: will enjoy it.
Speaker 1: But everyone gets the awkwardness of that though, like you
Speaker 1: don't even know that lives X and know that that's horrific,
Speaker 1: not that it's going to be you live, not that
Speaker 1: it's going to be you live.
Speaker 4: Awkward text or eyebrow slit shave.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's looking more like the slit.
Speaker 4: At this point, I've got.
Speaker 1: To stop saying that word. It's putting me on edge.
Speaker 1: Let's take you now to the moment. This is one
Speaker 1: fifty nine and fifty seconds just before we all received
Speaker 1: the notification here we go, Here.
Speaker 7: We go, Here we go.
Speaker 3: I was first clean Wow Sexy dars our digital producer.
Speaker 3: For a long time felt like very much an abandoned,
Speaker 3: orphaned boy that we've kind of taken under our wing.
Speaker 3: And today even more so, I feel I feel for
Speaker 3: your brother.
Speaker 5: I'm not worried.
Speaker 4: You're not worried.
Speaker 3: I think that's part of the problem. Mate.
Speaker 1: And over your phone because we can now send a
Speaker 1: text message to whoever.
Speaker 3: We like, or you can shave a slit in your
Speaker 3: eye brow he's a working outor guys, that's the money maker.
Speaker 8: You are going to find it very hard because I
Speaker 8: actually don't really label people in my phone.
Speaker 5: It's mostly just numbers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, who's Lottie Braden's girlfriend?
Speaker 5: That's one of my mate's girlfriends.
Speaker 3: Really, that sounds like a labeled number to me. Wow,
Speaker 3: that's huge.
Speaker 5: That's going to be so hard.
Speaker 7: Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3: That'd be tough.
Speaker 4: Dude. You don't You don't have any contacts at all,
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Or just have to go through his text messages. I
Speaker 3: can't believe, because then what about the what about the
Speaker 3: chick that you had the date with recently labeled Taylor?
Speaker 4: That node?
Speaker 5: That's a long.
Speaker 9: Wait.
Speaker 5: I actually don't know which.
Speaker 4: It looks bad, naughty, It looks bad naughty. Okay, who
Speaker 4: do we like? Do we like Taylor or do we
Speaker 4: like the girlfriend of his mate?
Speaker 3: Well, we can make it very difficult for him with
Speaker 3: the girlfriend of his mate. But I don't think that's.
Speaker 4: Fair, too harsh. But don't want to message mate.
Speaker 3: He's taken off the government emergency text. You know he's
Speaker 3: already he's already at the bottom. Okay, I don't want
Speaker 3: to kick him too much harder.
Speaker 4: True, I think you just got it.
Speaker 3: Good for you.
Speaker 4: That's an email you still haven't got it, man, I.
Speaker 3: Don't care whether you live or die the government. Did
Speaker 3: you not pay your tax or something?
Speaker 5: Never paid? Joking?
Speaker 4: I have paid tax tax.
Speaker 3: That might be the filtering process. Is Taylor the chicken
Speaker 3: on on the date with It's best to be honest
Speaker 3: at this stage, mate, because you're in a bad you
Speaker 3: know what?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah it is.
Speaker 3: No, he's lying lying X history to the Texic.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't want to go through his text message.
Speaker 4: I think that's that's to.
Speaker 5: Look in confirm with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yah, okay, it is.
Speaker 4: Okay, great, great great great great great. Okay, what do
Speaker 4: we want to message? Wait?
Speaker 3: Actually, how many Taylors are you messaging? No?
Speaker 5: I had an ex cord Taylor and.
Speaker 4: Then oh yeah, is that a type? Do you like
Speaker 4: the name Taylor?
Speaker 5: No? I mean it's okay, I don't really have a preference.
Speaker 3: I don't just say, hey, it's your boy sexy D.
Speaker 3: Good start, Hey it's yeah boys spelled b o.
Speaker 1: I it's your boy sexy D.
Speaker 5: I haven't talked to her for probably two months.
Speaker 1: And then I reckon, I'm going to say young Money
Speaker 1: and then stuff.
Speaker 4: And then just mister Worldwide.
Speaker 3: Duce was in that show recently on the A B C.
Speaker 3: So maybe we bring that up. That's a strong flex. Okay,
Speaker 3: it was on panging show, ground Up, ground up.
Speaker 5: Very happy. I don't have Pang's number on my phone
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 1: He's a hard number to get. I've tried to get
Speaker 1: his number before too. Anyway, have you got pings on
Speaker 1: on your phone? No, it's your boy sexy to young Money,
Speaker 1: mister Worldwide, and then just go like.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure if you've seen my work on the
Speaker 3: ABC of Late No.
Speaker 5: Cap Getting Blocked.
Speaker 4: Sam Pang's new show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm low key good. You gotta use a bit
Speaker 3: of kid language here. I'm low key pretty good. So
Speaker 3: I'm low key.
Speaker 5: I'm quite nervous right now.
Speaker 4: Pretty pretty good in it, pretty good in it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no Cap.
Speaker 4: No Cap, No Cap.
Speaker 1: Also were also where some pretty small shorts.
Speaker 3: They were short, the great legs, and then I can
Speaker 3: you just finish it with you want some of that
Speaker 3: question mark?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I leave it in her fall in her?
Speaker 4: You want dat? You want dat? Okay? So hey, hey,
Speaker 4: it's your boy sexy d young money mister worldwide. Not
Speaker 4: sure if you've seen Sampang's hang on new new TV show.
Speaker 4: I'm I'm low key pretty good in it. No cap
Speaker 4: also wear some pretty small shorts. You want that? It's
Speaker 4: it's so okay. So that's been sent.
Speaker 1: Um, you let us know when we get a response,
Speaker 1: I'd say, and maybe don't open it until we're in
Speaker 1: front of a microphone.
Speaker 5: Can't work.
Speaker 3: Still hasn't got the message, by the way, Yeah, we
Speaker 3: think he's completely off grid. I mean he's the digital
Speaker 3: guy I reckon when we don't really know much about us,
Speaker 3: like he could be who knows, man.
Speaker 4: I think he's a hacker to get off the main frame.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, and the.
Speaker 4: Government doesn't even know where he question anyway. Because of
Speaker 4: all of that.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, egg on his face, he never got the notification.
Speaker 1: So we now have control of his phone and we
Speaker 1: have just written a text message too. We thankfully we
Speaker 1: remembered a woman who we went on a date, yeah,
Speaker 1: a while ago.
Speaker 4: Her name was Taylor or is still Taylor. If you've
Speaker 4: just joined us.
Speaker 3: We don't know Darcy. I mean, who knows what? What?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: What about his.
Speaker 4: Life is real if you've just joined us.
Speaker 3: By the way, he had no names on the numbers
Speaker 3: in his phone, very weird, just lots of numbers.
Speaker 1: And then he tried to claim on new phones, so
Speaker 1: I couldn't be bothered transferring.
Speaker 3: The data over. It's a cloud automatically.
Speaker 4: Forty and I understand how the cloud works.
Speaker 1: It keeps your numbers anyway, if you if you have.
Speaker 3: Just the cloud, you've learned that. You've learned that hard way.
Speaker 4: If you have just joined us. We wrote that text message.
Speaker 1: It says this, Hey, it's your boy, sexy d young
Speaker 1: money mister worldwide. I'm not sure if you've seen Sampang's
Speaker 1: new TV show what I'm low key pretty good in it? Okay,
Speaker 1: no cap no cap also wear some pretty small shorts.
Speaker 4: You want that question mark. The update is that she
Speaker 4: has replied.
Speaker 3: The context I think is that Dars actually was in
Speaker 3: Sampang's new TV.
Speaker 4: Shut up, go and watch it. He's a cap no cap.
Speaker 3: He was In the show There's No Caps he plays
Speaker 3: a guy called Riviera caps here Era close.
Speaker 5: I think it's Revered Revere.
Speaker 4: He plays a guy called Review.
Speaker 1: Very funny show, by the way, go and see the
Speaker 1: news here will.
Speaker 4: But Taylor has replied, Wow.
Speaker 3: They work fast.
Speaker 4: The gen z is it is back.
Speaker 3: I cannot believe how quickly that came back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, me too, And.
Speaker 3: You haven't spoken her in two months.
Speaker 8: I reckon, yeah, about two months on the date, and
Speaker 8: it was just like it was all right, it was
Speaker 8: good and then kind.
Speaker 5: Of went to set something else up.
Speaker 3: And didn't happen.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm really bad at responding to text messages,
Speaker 5: so you kind.
Speaker 3: Of just a very strange thing to send her within
Speaker 3: that context.
Speaker 5: In any context.
Speaker 4: Fair enough, fair enough? Do we want it? Do we
Speaker 4: want to? So you've got it?
Speaker 5: You want? Do you want to read it?
Speaker 4: Loved it? I'd rather not so because I can then
Speaker 4: I can also read what we wrote. Yeah, okay, so
Speaker 4: we wrote to Taylor.
Speaker 1: Hey, it's your boy, sexy d young money mister worldwide.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you've seen Sam Pang's new TV
Speaker 1: show I'm Low keep pretty good in it. No cat
Speaker 1: also wear some pretty small shorts. You want that question?
Speaker 3: Mate?
Speaker 4: Okay, she has written bag, what is happening right now? Wow?
Speaker 4: A awful response.
Speaker 5: You want to follow it up?
Speaker 3: Blood. She's still keen, Yeah, what is happening right now?
Speaker 3: Because if she was completely freaked out, she's not responding
Speaker 3: what's happening right now? She's keen.
Speaker 4: You and me?
Speaker 3: Questions? Are you and me?
Speaker 4: Question?
Speaker 3: You and me?
Speaker 7: Question?
Speaker 4: Mark that I've still got the shorts.
Speaker 5: It's in your hands at this point?
Speaker 3: You like that? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Any chance of a second day was gone from the
Speaker 5: first text message.
Speaker 4: You and me? You and me? Question? Mate? You're in me? Question?
Speaker 4: Still got the shorts.
Speaker 5: I'm shaking.
Speaker 3: Still got the shorts.
Speaker 4: Still got the shorts, but with Z at the end.
Speaker 4: Still got the shorts.
Speaker 3: Girl, shorts girl, that's something you would actually text though,
Speaker 3: absolutely not shorts the girl all that business?
Speaker 4: Keeps or correcting?
Speaker 3: Girl? How do you spell? Girl?
Speaker 4: G u are l girl?
Speaker 3: Oh? Order thrown?
Speaker 5: Few guys are so in touch with my generations?
Speaker 3: Are we are? We? It's crazy? It's just like breathing.
Speaker 4: She's writing short awesome.
Speaker 3: She's in man, how did you not get a second day?
Speaker 3: She's so keen on you.
Speaker 1: Well, she just goes Darcy sent message, new message. What's
Speaker 1: going on? She does seem a bit worried.
Speaker 8: Ah, she does. She had to listen to the show,
Speaker 8: so she has. Yeah, she did tell her that I
Speaker 8: was working on the show, and she was like, oh, great,
Speaker 8: like you know heard of them, So I've heard of them.
Speaker 1: That's a great compliment for us. What's going on? Then
Speaker 1: she said, this cannot be you right now? Should we
Speaker 1: take a photo of the two of us and send
Speaker 1: it to her? What do you want to keep going
Speaker 1: with that? It feels like we should put it to
Speaker 1: an end.
Speaker 3: Oh, you want to put it to an end?
Speaker 4: Well, I think she's a bit worried about him.
Speaker 3: Take a photo of himself.
Speaker 4: It's not me.
Speaker 7: Just to us.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 5: She's responding, No way, all I love you guys.
Speaker 3: Happy ending. Yeah, Tom Holland and Zendea BIG's interview in
Speaker 3: the world. It's going to be on the show right
Speaker 3: up next. We got it. I don't know how we
Speaker 3: ruined it. I know how, and you'll hear why very
Speaker 3: very shortly before then. Though, it is the best of
Speaker 3: the Internet, as according to me, it's Will's Reddit. Will
Speaker 3: Beware of the blob. It creeps already.
Speaker 4: Guy's confirmed.
Speaker 1: I'm still allowed to buzz you out here, and it
Speaker 1: just feels like you're ignoring my buzzers.
Speaker 3: Well, there's good stuff to get through, so here we go.
Speaker 3: First story here. So this is a phenomenal. So there
Speaker 3: is the phenomenon going on around the world right now,
Speaker 3: and I was totally unaware of this, but it's big
Speaker 3: on Reddit. So apparently men don't go to singles events. Okay,
Speaker 3: so they've got these there's this video. I can't show
Speaker 3: you the footage because you're you're in you're you're not
Speaker 3: the right guy to have a look. But there's videos
Speaker 3: of gorgeous women filming themselves leaving singles nights where they're
Speaker 3: literally rocking up, being like someone please.
Speaker 4: Give me a number, and no men are going, men going.
Speaker 3: This is the order, this is the women some of
Speaker 3: the women have.
Speaker 10: Okay, So I recently went to singles event and it
Speaker 10: was not only the same women.
Speaker 7: And I was wondering, like, where.
Speaker 10: Are all the dudes for a thousand singles in attendance?
Speaker 10: Like are we all living the same life at this point?
Speaker 10: Because I've never been in a room. There's that many
Speaker 10: scenesle people. We even thought that it was even I thought.
Speaker 3: I was like the only one left.
Speaker 10: I mean, beautiful women, all types, shapes and sizes.
Speaker 4: Where are the men?
Speaker 3: Where are the men?
Speaker 4: So I would be flooded with men?
Speaker 3: You would have thought so the other way around. Then
Speaker 3: the top comment on one of these always explained it
Speaker 3: to me, and he said, why pay a thirty dollars
Speaker 3: entry fee to get rejected in public when I can
Speaker 3: get rejected for free on a dating app from the
Speaker 3: comfort of my couch. So that that's basically the conundrum.
Speaker 3: Were you across this, Joe. It's fascinating guys are just
Speaker 3: so scared to get rejected that they don't want to
Speaker 3: make themselves vulnerable publicly.
Speaker 2: They've producer Live just put it perfectly out here. It's
Speaker 2: just in cell behavior.
Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2: Just think that's just like perfectly sums up the difference
Speaker 2: between men and women.
Speaker 3: So they're basically just like, if you're not going to
Speaker 3: swipe right on me, because then that's my confirmation that
Speaker 3: you affirm me, then I'm not going to make myself
Speaker 3: vulnerable outside of that. I need to know that you
Speaker 3: like me first before I make myself vulnerable.
Speaker 2: That's what it is surageous. We also know that we're
Speaker 2: potentially going to be rejected.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we still show up. Yeah, so men only so
Speaker 4: stronger than men.
Speaker 3: So men only want a date online. This is the problem.
Speaker 3: Men only want to date online and women only want
Speaker 3: to meet in public.
Speaker 1: It's they're always so disappointing when you do meet the
Speaker 1: mat in person after online dating for so long, because
Speaker 1: they can be whoever they want behind.
Speaker 2: A screen, and then when you finally see them, you're like,
Speaker 2: isn't that insane?
Speaker 3: But then that is the reason there's day online right now.
Speaker 4: There was a little bit of venom at the end.
Speaker 3: There was so logical, so logical, and then just wipe
Speaker 3: and men record.
Speaker 1: Online, don't try and cosplays this like different person who
Speaker 1: you're never going to be able to keep up.
Speaker 11: Just be gentle general, Why should I have to be
Speaker 11: soft projection, I'd say, guys, just with rejection and also
Speaker 11: build up the muscle.
Speaker 4: I've been rejected so many times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what Droe, We got the biggest interview in the
Speaker 3: world ahead of Spider Man Brand New Day. These guys
Speaker 3: are easily the biggest thing in the world right now.
Speaker 3: Tom Holland and Zendaya. It just doesn't get any bigger
Speaker 3: than this right now, Like, honestly, like I cannot think
Speaker 3: of an interview that has more attraction. I've never walked
Speaker 3: into the office before and had multiple people on the
Speaker 3: way in, people that don't even work on our floor
Speaker 3: come up to me and go, hey, heard about the
Speaker 3: Tom holand Endia chat.
Speaker 1: So my friends were mess Like friends of mine knew
Speaker 1: that I was talking to Tom Holland and Zendaya and
Speaker 1: they were asking me, how did the chat go?
Speaker 3: We actually have something. I've been overseas for the last month.
Speaker 3: I got it overseas from like my partner's family. It's
Speaker 3: being like they never talked to me about work, and
Speaker 3: they were like, wow, Sem told us you had this chat.
Speaker 3: So everyone knows that we've had this chat on the horizon.
Speaker 3: Do we give the context to the cock up now?
Speaker 3: Or do we?
Speaker 1: I think we built it up enough. I think just
Speaker 1: to save expectations, we have to leave. We've got to
Speaker 1: let you it couldn't have spoiled the interview more. We
Speaker 1: couldn't have been worse. That's an audio here of just
Speaker 1: the anticipation in the office that was going on. I'm
Speaker 1: so excited to hear Tom Holland and Zendaya's interview with
Speaker 1: Will and Money on Kids.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to hear everything they got up.
Speaker 8: To on set.
Speaker 3: Tom Holland and Zenda on Will and Woody from Spider Man.
Speaker 4: I can't wait. I've already got my tickets.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you serious?
Speaker 7: Can I jump in on the zoom call? I'm assuming
Speaker 7: that it's.
Speaker 4: Zoom as you know that that wasn't scripted at all.
Speaker 4: That's just like genuine excitement from around. I went reading
Speaker 4: from a piece of favor. Well done producers, nice bit
Speaker 4: of color.
Speaker 1: Nice bit of color, nice bit of We promise you
Speaker 1: that there was a lot of anticipation.
Speaker 2: This is a dramatic reenactment.
Speaker 3: Kids four till six pm. You love.
Speaker 1: Those guys were the only thing worse those vox pops
Speaker 1: was our performance in the interview.
Speaker 3: So I do think we're just fair. We can't be
Speaker 3: throwing rocks, can we? Because we we we ruined the
Speaker 3: best interview in the world.
Speaker 4: Just got to give some context.
Speaker 3: Anyone else in the network get this chat or was
Speaker 3: it just us? Just us?
Speaker 2: We reached out asking like how we got it.
Speaker 4: And like why why they gave it to Will and Woody?
Speaker 3: Of all people. That's not good because we didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think a lot of people tried and we're
Speaker 2: told no.
Speaker 6: Was in London when the junk it was happening and
Speaker 6: he like he didn't get and got it in person,
Speaker 6: but he wasn't allowed to because we had it.
Speaker 4: They chose us.
Speaker 3: I feel good about that. That makes me feel good
Speaker 3: because he took that Billie Eilish interview off me and
Speaker 3: I've never forgive him that.
Speaker 4: We will never be chosen again.
Speaker 3: We ruined it forever. We ruined forever. Let's give the
Speaker 3: context before we ruined this any further. It was a
Speaker 3: big day, so a lot of people don't know. We're
Speaker 3: kind of the only fish in the network at the moment.
Speaker 3: There's a few changes that have been going on with
Speaker 3: our breakfast shows, and so it's us and Smallsy. We're
Speaker 3: holding down and we love and holding down. We were
Speaker 3: representing the Kiss brand baby and and you know, raining
Speaker 3: raining great guests, but that also means that we're getting
Speaker 3: flogged like dogs and we're flying around a lot. We
Speaker 3: had to go. We had to fly to and from
Speaker 3: another city to give away some to try and do
Speaker 3: a big giveaway, you know, sixteen hour turnaround, and it
Speaker 3: was big fight there and.
Speaker 4: Back got up very early, flew there.
Speaker 3: I was leaked. Big day, big day. We had a
Speaker 3: lunch up there.
Speaker 1: Yes, business lunch, business lunch. It's all work, all work,
Speaker 1: lots of work. And then I had to leave the
Speaker 1: next day very early.
Speaker 3: Because I was packing to go to Europe with my
Speaker 3: partner and her family and my two kids. Eighty hour trip.
Speaker 3: That was in the back of my head.
Speaker 1: Because of the time difference. The interview was at one am.
Speaker 1: The interview was at one one at one am, and
Speaker 1: we checked in at twelve thirty am, and they were like, hey, guys, surprise,
Speaker 1: we're running late.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we were like fine. We were like, that's fine,
Speaker 3: We'll wait another couple of hours. It's tom holland we
Speaker 3: haven't flown back back and forth from Sydney to give
Speaker 3: away nothing and then had a business lunch and then
Speaker 3: traveling to Europe tomorrow with two children. None of that's
Speaker 3: going on. We'll move forward. One of us. One of
Speaker 3: us might have had a little pino on the side
Speaker 3: just to get themselves.
Speaker 1: Through, but maybe alcohol free pino and alcohol free absolutely,
Speaker 1: So with all that in mind, with all of that
Speaker 1: in mind. It's then it was closer to two in
Speaker 1: the morning, and then boom they pop up on the zoom,
Speaker 1: Tom holland Zendaya and of course Jacob Battlon, who was
Speaker 1: also in the movie My Favorite spider Man Brand New
Speaker 1: Day out this Thursday.
Speaker 4: Get that one in there.
Speaker 1: I can't go in to specific sea, but we went
Speaker 1: to certain areas that have since been redacted from the interview.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, they were very very specific about don't talk
Speaker 3: to them about.
Speaker 4: Don't say, don't say. We're not allowed to give specific.
Speaker 3: But I can't say that this is a very obvious
Speaker 3: topic that we can't talk to them about that no
Speaker 3: one can talk to them about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think everyone can join the dots. We're just
Speaker 4: not going to say what it was.
Speaker 3: No, because we did in the interview and this is
Speaker 3: redacted and we're on the naughty list.
Speaker 1: So a ten minute conversation, now, Billy, I just going
Speaker 1: to go back to Smallsey. A ten minute conversation got
Speaker 1: turned into a three minute conversation.
Speaker 3: Now, that's us. That's on us. We we we went,
Speaker 3: we tangented and he's got silly, he's silly, got a
Speaker 3: bit wild, he's got weird and is it Sony. Is
Speaker 3: it who we're doing with Sony?
Speaker 4: Well, it is amazing.
Speaker 3: We love him so much and we hope that they
Speaker 3: continue to give us opportunities in the future. I've got
Speaker 3: three Sony cameras at home and I think they're great.
Speaker 4: As do I.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing Sonny headphones right now and a Sonny T
Speaker 1: shirt and Sony pants. Here is our interview, Our amazing
Speaker 1: interview with Tom hollands End and Jacob battle On.
Speaker 9: Oh Hello, hey guys, how are you doing?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 4: Hi, We're good, good, We're very good. It's the middle
Speaker 4: of the night here in Australia.
Speaker 1: But if there's anything that is going to get us up,
Speaker 1: it is you, guys.
Speaker 3: I will double coat you.
Speaker 4: Thank you. We feel undressed all of a sudden looking
Speaker 4: at you guys.
Speaker 3: Have those slippers on the middle of the nightprons.
Speaker 1: I want to start off though, by addressing a bit
Speaker 1: of a rumor that I've heard from the set.
Speaker 12: I hate to get really serious here and I'm only
Speaker 12: going to allow Jacob and Zendaia to answer this question.
Speaker 12: But Tom, I know you look very good in the
Speaker 12: Spider Man suit, but I have heard a little rumor
Speaker 12: that you continue to wear the suit even when it's
Speaker 12: not required. Even when you go into the shops to
Speaker 12: get coffee, the suit is on.
Speaker 4: Is that true?
Speaker 7: I think that's true.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's true at all. A little bit.
Speaker 4: Where have you seen that? Lim said that, I just whispers.
Speaker 1: There's whispers in Australia.
Speaker 9: It's like we are so far away from Australia geographically
Speaker 9: that the game of Telephone. Yeah, he has such a
Speaker 9: freezing Apparently he like got the suit tattooed onto.
Speaker 4: His fused onto his body and he can never take
Speaker 4: it off.
Speaker 2: No, he definitely take it off as soon as you
Speaker 2: get I.
Speaker 9: Got to take it off because they can't. They can't
Speaker 9: wash them, so they kind of washed them in alcohol
Speaker 9: because they're so delicate. If you put it in a
Speaker 9: washing machine, it would just destroy it. So it gets
Speaker 9: to a point where I sort of have to look
Speaker 9: at my costumier and say, can I have a new
Speaker 9: suit please?
Speaker 2: Because this one is beyond Yeah.
Speaker 4: What goes first? Is it the site or the smell
Speaker 4: when you're in there?
Speaker 9: It's definitely the smell.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: How many suits do you go through over the course
Speaker 3: of filming?
Speaker 5: Do you think?
Speaker 9: I would say fifteen sixteen w.
Speaker 4: They're like, holy shit, yeah.
Speaker 3: That's kind of cool. It's kind of like when a
Speaker 3: tennis player brings out a new tennis racket, you just
Speaker 3: like go to the bag and get a new suit out.
Speaker 9: It's also it's so weird. As someone that loves tennis
Speaker 9: and obviously an amateur tennis player, I love that they
Speaker 9: have a bag full of rackets because I'll have one
Speaker 9: racket until I.
Speaker 3: Break it and yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, you get.
Speaker 7: Another racket you.
Speaker 9: I would never go to an by two rackets.
Speaker 3: Or go to a court with like a bag of
Speaker 3: five and be like I might go nuts here. Who
Speaker 3: knows a sash of fut.
Speaker 4: Okay. So that's that's that's that's where it got cut off.
Speaker 3: I got a bit lost in the tennis thing. It
Speaker 3: was late Mayo Man would have been an alcohol free
Speaker 3: bottle of Pinon going around Like I'm just saying there
Speaker 3: was more.
Speaker 4: We spoke more about tennis than the movie Spider Man.
Speaker 3: I think, let's be honest, the suit question was a
Speaker 3: ship question.
Speaker 4: It was bad, bad question. It didn't deserve It's.
Speaker 3: Wonderful, wonderful show of don't try for like sarcastic banter
Speaker 3: on a video call, because it just doesn't.
Speaker 4: Read the great lesson for everyone. So strong lesson I have.
Speaker 3: Learned and has since been pointed out to me by
Speaker 3: our audio producer mart the man Daniel is don't speak
Speaker 3: when the biggest star in the world's talking. I'm not
Speaker 3: sure if you heard it, but I cut Zendea off twice. Yep,
Speaker 3: so she doesn't talk much. She tried to talk and
Speaker 3: you said, oh, sorry, sorry, end day. This is the
Speaker 3: Will and Woody Show. I've got a point to make
Speaker 3: about tennis racket. More importantly, I'm on a great tangent
Speaker 3: with your husband here about tennis records. Ah, great movie though,
Speaker 3: Spider Man, brand new day out Thursday, Thursday, go and
Speaker 3: see it. Not a brand new interview. That's all we've got.
Speaker 1: Oh now, we'll play that again tomorrow, No doubt we're
Speaker 1: going to replay that one for sure, for sure, get
Speaker 1: it on the pod.
Speaker 3: Will and Woody. But I look and I hate anyway,
Speaker 3: just in a state. Now we were laughing at ourselves,
Speaker 3: so it's okay to say this, But William Woody on
Speaker 3: the socials, if you want to have a good laugh
Speaker 3: at actually seeing that, I don't, no, no, don't please
Speaker 3: don't just I think Sexy Dace has just cut the
Speaker 3: bit up where you ask about the suit and they say, no,
Speaker 3: he was.
Speaker 5: A painful letter.
Speaker 3: We'll trow. The good news is I don't have to. Well,
Speaker 3: it appears that you're across the fate that your child
Speaker 3: could be taken from you.
Speaker 4: Well, yes, because you've made it very clear.
Speaker 3: That you've made it clear. Mate. You said on air,
Speaker 3: I took my daughter to the pub three times over
Speaker 3: the weekend. We hit one each day.
Speaker 1: Here's how much I've been talking on here about taking
Speaker 1: to my daughter at the pub.
Speaker 3: But the three times on the weekend with your daughter.
Speaker 4: That's that's my downtime. That's my downtime.
Speaker 1: And yes, we may have gone to the pub last
Speaker 1: night up to Kinder, but you know whatever, that was
Speaker 1: just a pop in, Will, that was just a pop in.
Speaker 1: We did the triple header this weekend. We're Friday, Saturday's
Speaker 1: Unday at the pub.
Speaker 3: That's not okay, that's fun.
Speaker 4: That's no. She loves that's fun for you. She runs around.
Speaker 4: I think all the patrons love it.
Speaker 3: Well, have you said to me the weekend with your
Speaker 3: daughter and you're taking the cub three times? Call trial services.
Speaker 4: Okay, so yeah, so have you actually called?
Speaker 3: They can't do that to me and I see, guys,
Speaker 3: it's a watch an act at the moment. Okay, well
Speaker 3: they use bushfire terminology as well.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, well, if I'm a watch at the moment,
Speaker 1: you're a watching act. Well that might turn to act
Speaker 1: when I play. Because on the weekend it was it
Speaker 1: was a bit of a quiet one. We just did
Speaker 1: the double so there was a Saturday pop in and
Speaker 1: then we went to the pub last night. We warned twice, yes,
Speaker 1: I want to stress that the pub is seventy meters
Speaker 1: away from me. So we go to the playground for
Speaker 1: five and then I'm like, come on, let's get to
Speaker 1: the pub, right. But it concerned me that she was
Speaker 1: hanging out with my mother in law, and my mother
Speaker 1: in law informed me that Remy had been saying to
Speaker 1: her that she lives at the pub. Wow, And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I think you've misheard my daughter. And
Speaker 1: I was like, think you've misheard my daughter. I don't
Speaker 1: think my daughter would say that she lives at the pub.
Speaker 1: So I obviously wanted to run my own Q and
Speaker 1: A with my daughter, just to make sure that you know,
Speaker 1: she's not saying publicly that.
Speaker 3: Child services come knocking at the park. I want to
Speaker 3: make sure that she's got her answers straight.
Speaker 1: So before I play this audio, I do want to
Speaker 1: let you know that my local pub is called Eaglemont Sellers. Okay,
Speaker 1: not a paid bit, but it's a beautiful pub. Eagle
Speaker 1: Mont cells is what it's called.
Speaker 3: Don't do food.
Speaker 1: Food's coming, Food's coming. We're really excited as a local community.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I want.
Speaker 1: I wanted to run that Q and A with my
Speaker 1: daughter around where she lives. Here's how it went.
Speaker 4: Hey, remy, remy, where do you live?
Speaker 7: Stay here?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, let's go where's your cap? You know where
Speaker 4: it is?
Speaker 3: Go that way?
Speaker 4: Yep, that's right. Not do the road. Believe that I
Speaker 4: think it's time. Believe that I think it's time I
Speaker 4: stopped going.
Speaker 3: To the barrooms.
Speaker 4: Whoa, Yeah, not good.
Speaker 3: And it's not one of those pub names where you
Speaker 3: could have confused it for anything else. It's not like
Speaker 3: you know, you know that the Night's Watch or something
Speaker 3: like that. It's a cellar. Yeah, and she lives there. Sure,
Speaker 3: she believes. She now believe she's spending more time at
Speaker 3: the pub than.
Speaker 4: She is in her actual home.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah Wow.
Speaker 4: Come over that chat with the kindo teacher