WEBVTT - The Worst Interview We Ever Attempted 0:00:10.669 --> 0:00:14.869 My hard podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists and listen 0:00:14.949 --> 0:00:16.468 live on the Free I heard. 0:00:21.909 --> 0:00:23.509 The Will and Woody podcast. 0:00:26.189 --> 0:00:32.309 Woods. We all got a critical alert message today from God. 0:00:32.709 --> 0:00:35.029 It feels like I can't imagine anyone else that would 0:00:35.028 --> 0:00:36.428 be able to send a message at the same time 0:00:36.469 --> 0:00:40.549 to run in Australia. Ever in former time, I'm a 0:00:40.629 --> 0:00:44.149 guy and too deep it is now. Look, I'm sure 0:00:44.229 --> 0:00:45.789 you guys have all had your own fun with this 0:00:45.909 --> 0:00:48.429 in some way, particularly if you're in the office. Today 0:00:48.509 --> 0:00:50.549 would have been a lot of banter around it. Some 0:00:50.589 --> 0:00:54.069 people didn't get it, some people did. But anyway, we 0:00:54.109 --> 0:00:55.709 had a plan as to what we would do with 0:00:55.749 --> 0:00:57.509 it and to hopefully make it a bit of fun 0:00:57.549 --> 0:01:00.188 for all you guys driving home right now, Okay, so 0:01:00.229 --> 0:01:04.149 everyone's phones are on the table. The idea is, as 0:01:04.149 --> 0:01:07.268 I think we've explained just beforehand Woods live on the show. 0:01:07.309 --> 0:01:08.709 What a show it is. Peez. We were good life, 0:01:08.789 --> 0:01:11.669 I've we've been so good that the last person to 0:01:11.669 --> 0:01:14.789 get the message from the government, the notification from the government, 0:01:14.949 --> 0:01:16.309 deserves some sort of a punishment. 0:01:16.629 --> 0:01:21.829 Now, I said outside that I believe an appropriate punishment 0:01:21.869 --> 0:01:23.629 given that this is to do with our phones. Is 0:01:23.669 --> 0:01:28.309 that the last person to get the notification, we get 0:01:28.349 --> 0:01:31.069 that person's phone. Everyone else gets that person's phone, and 0:01:31.069 --> 0:01:33.229 then we can write a text message to anyone in 0:01:33.269 --> 0:01:33.828 the phone book. 0:01:34.229 --> 0:01:35.229 That's just not happening. 0:01:35.309 --> 0:01:38.349 Well, but because it's just play the odds here, you're 0:01:38.349 --> 0:01:40.669 a one in you're a one in six chance, but 0:01:40.709 --> 0:01:43.069 think about the fun you have five and six chances, 0:01:43.229 --> 0:01:44.149 like gamble a little bit. 0:01:44.189 --> 0:01:46.429 I'm against gambling on this show. But this isn't even again. 0:01:46.509 --> 0:01:49.869 They're all talk producers, aren't they. It's you and me 0:01:49.949 --> 0:01:52.349 in the gun. They're like, oh, strip them naked, you know, 0:01:52.469 --> 0:01:54.469 show them, you know, like it's like we really are. 0:01:54.669 --> 0:01:55.869 And then all of a sudden, they've got to be 0:01:55.869 --> 0:01:57.869 a skin in the game. Don't touch my contact. 0:01:58.509 --> 0:02:00.789 That's my career, no matter what ours are like. 0:02:01.229 --> 0:02:03.189 It doesn't take much for them to be fractured, and 0:02:03.189 --> 0:02:04.509 then they will never talk to you again. 0:02:04.629 --> 0:02:07.069 Where is it I've got that, I've got that A 0:02:07.189 --> 0:02:08.589 number of prominent media. 0:02:08.349 --> 0:02:12.069 Person more famous people don't want to piss you off. 0:02:12.109 --> 0:02:14.429 But the person you're most annoyed, we're going to message. 0:02:14.589 --> 0:02:19.149 I'm going to tell you that smart question. Smart question, give. 0:02:19.029 --> 0:02:21.269 Me a feel for like you'd be annoyed if I'm 0:02:21.469 --> 0:02:24.069 we messaged like a former TV personality who used to 0:02:24.069 --> 0:02:24.509 be your boss. 0:02:25.149 --> 0:02:29.549 Yeah, that's exactly who I go for as well, exactly 0:02:30.629 --> 0:02:31.109 think about that. 0:02:31.109 --> 0:02:33.709 But that's good. Yeah, Kerry Bigmore. Yeah, I mean, in fact, 0:02:33.789 --> 0:02:36.309 carry Bigmore in general, because she's your neighbor as well, Woods, 0:02:36.429 --> 0:02:40.149 so she's getting she's getting if you lose or you 0:02:40.189 --> 0:02:41.829 lose Joe. 0:02:41.269 --> 0:02:42.789 I don't know her number. I don't have her number, 0:02:42.909 --> 0:02:45.949 so you couldn't contact her number. I think I need 0:02:45.989 --> 0:02:47.269 to go and edit my contact book. 0:02:47.869 --> 0:02:49.509 Who you're most worried about messaging. 0:02:49.749 --> 0:02:54.749 There's a few like former flames, because I've got in 0:02:54.789 --> 0:02:57.949 their contact being like ghosted. 0:03:00.509 --> 0:03:01.629 So I need to go edit that. 0:03:03.829 --> 0:03:06.709 What about this either a text message to anyone in 0:03:06.749 --> 0:03:08.629 your phone book or you shave off an eyebrow? 0:03:09.109 --> 0:03:14.749 No, there's gender standards there. 0:03:15.029 --> 0:03:18.309 Okay, okay, okay, all right, all right, guys, both shave 0:03:18.349 --> 0:03:18.788 your heads. 0:03:19.109 --> 0:03:20.589 Okay, even we all shave your heads. 0:03:21.349 --> 0:03:22.069 I've worked hard to go. 0:03:22.269 --> 0:03:24.109 This has to be. It has to be. Even what 0:03:24.189 --> 0:03:25.149 about an eyebrow slip? 0:03:25.229 --> 0:03:28.189 Oh yeah, done, we want it. 0:03:28.189 --> 0:03:31.749 Too much, So it's either text message or eyebrow slit or. 0:03:31.749 --> 0:03:40.549 Like buying everybody lunch boring, I can't. Okay, So everyone's 0:03:40.589 --> 0:03:43.029 in Mark the man Daniel, what are you in? Mark? 0:03:43.149 --> 0:03:44.309 Well, his phone are on the table. 0:03:44.589 --> 0:03:45.149 Mark's not in. 0:03:45.469 --> 0:03:46.389 No, I didn't. I didn't. 0:03:46.709 --> 0:03:51.709 Yeah, fair enough, okay, but everyone else is inky. You're in, 0:03:52.309 --> 0:03:52.749 he's taking. 0:03:55.589 --> 0:03:57.229 If we do an eyebrow slips. 0:03:56.989 --> 0:03:58.509 We can text someone off your phone though, who you 0:03:58.509 --> 0:03:59.029 weren't do that? 0:03:59.029 --> 0:04:01.149 Okay? Done? You can text someone off my phone. Yeah, 0:04:01.189 --> 0:04:02.509 I'm not doing the Yeah. 0:04:02.349 --> 0:04:04.509 That's fine, that's fine. So YouTube, So the last person 0:04:04.589 --> 0:04:04.829 gets a. 0:04:04.829 --> 0:04:07.909 Not he's a working actor. That's that's the money maker. 0:04:07.989 --> 0:04:08.709 That's the money maker. 0:04:08.869 --> 0:04:11.029 It might be good for a roll an eyebrows lip okay, no, 0:04:11.149 --> 0:04:13.469 So just just to be clear, last person to get 0:04:13.469 --> 0:04:15.829 the notification, the other five kind of send a text 0:04:15.869 --> 0:04:18.269 message off their phone to whoever they want, or that 0:04:18.308 --> 0:04:20.948 person receives an eyebrow slit, and I'm going to say, immediately, 0:04:20.949 --> 0:04:21.589 do we have a shaver? 0:04:21.949 --> 0:04:26.868 We'll find yeah? Great, great, great deal? 0:04:27.469 --> 0:04:29.868 And what what what happens if we all receive the 0:04:29.949 --> 0:04:31.269 notification at the same time? 0:04:36.149 --> 0:04:40.789 Okay, great deal? So up next we find out, well, 0:04:40.789 --> 0:04:43.469 we are in it, but who is either shaving their 0:04:43.469 --> 0:04:45.789 eyebrow or sending a message off their phone. I think 0:04:45.949 --> 0:04:47.868 for everyone playing at home, like, that's fun. If that's 0:04:47.869 --> 0:04:49.709 your meat, If it's one of the producers, you probably 0:04:49.749 --> 0:04:50.669 don't care as much. 0:04:50.469 --> 0:04:53.709 But we care. I think still funny. It'll be very funny, 0:04:53.909 --> 0:04:54.589 very funny. 0:04:54.789 --> 0:04:56.349 I mean, like it feels a little bit in if 0:04:56.349 --> 0:04:58.429 we're messaging one of lives expers, but like I we 0:04:58.429 --> 0:04:58.869 will enjoy it. 0:04:59.069 --> 0:05:01.189 But everyone gets the awkwardness of that though, like you 0:05:01.229 --> 0:05:04.149 don't even know that lives X and know that that's horrific, 0:05:04.349 --> 0:05:06.029 not that it's going to be you live, not that 0:05:06.069 --> 0:05:07.389 it's going to be you live. 0:05:07.429 --> 0:05:10.229 Awkward text or eyebrow slit shave. 0:05:10.389 --> 0:05:12.149 Yeah, it's looking more like the slit. 0:05:12.269 --> 0:05:13.868 At this point, I've got. 0:05:13.709 --> 0:05:15.589 To stop saying that word. It's putting me on edge. 0:05:15.669 --> 0:05:17.549 Let's take you now to the moment. This is one 0:05:17.669 --> 0:05:21.709 fifty nine and fifty seconds just before we all received 0:05:21.869 --> 0:05:25.229 the notification here we go, Here. 0:05:25.109 --> 0:06:00.428 We go, Here we go. 0:06:00.629 --> 0:06:08.629 I was first clean Wow Sexy dars our digital producer. 0:06:09.149 --> 0:06:12.429 For a long time felt like very much an abandoned, 0:06:12.709 --> 0:06:14.748 orphaned boy that we've kind of taken under our wing. 0:06:14.909 --> 0:06:18.669 And today even more so, I feel I feel for 0:06:18.749 --> 0:06:19.109 your brother. 0:06:19.669 --> 0:06:20.349 I'm not worried. 0:06:20.669 --> 0:06:21.268 You're not worried. 0:06:21.309 --> 0:06:22.589 I think that's part of the problem. Mate. 0:06:22.669 --> 0:06:24.509 And over your phone because we can now send a 0:06:24.549 --> 0:06:26.149 text message to whoever. 0:06:25.789 --> 0:06:27.989 We like, or you can shave a slit in your 0:06:28.029 --> 0:06:32.948 eye brow he's a working outor guys, that's the money maker. 0:06:33.349 --> 0:06:34.789 You are going to find it very hard because I 0:06:34.829 --> 0:06:36.909 actually don't really label people in my phone. 0:06:37.429 --> 0:06:38.869 It's mostly just numbers. 0:06:39.949 --> 0:06:42.389 Yeah, who's Lottie Braden's girlfriend? 0:06:42.869 --> 0:06:44.589 That's one of my mate's girlfriends. 0:06:44.629 --> 0:06:53.589 Really, that sounds like a labeled number to me. Wow, 0:06:53.709 --> 0:06:54.428 that's huge. 0:06:54.589 --> 0:06:55.789 That's going to be so hard. 0:06:55.869 --> 0:06:57.509 Yeah, oh yeah. 0:06:57.309 --> 0:06:57.909 That'd be tough. 0:06:58.069 --> 0:07:00.589 Dude. You don't You don't have any contacts at all, 0:07:00.709 --> 0:07:02.308 That's what I'm saying. That's crazy. 0:07:02.389 --> 0:07:04.269 Or just have to go through his text messages. I 0:07:04.269 --> 0:07:06.749 can't believe, because then what about the what about the 0:07:06.829 --> 0:07:10.828 chick that you had the date with recently labeled Taylor? 0:07:11.789 --> 0:07:12.349 That node? 0:07:12.989 --> 0:07:13.829 That's a long. 0:07:16.229 --> 0:07:16.389 Wait. 0:07:16.429 --> 0:07:17.389 I actually don't know which. 0:07:20.509 --> 0:07:24.629 It looks bad, naughty, It looks bad naughty. Okay, who 0:07:24.669 --> 0:07:27.229 do we like? Do we like Taylor or do we 0:07:27.389 --> 0:07:29.669 like the girlfriend of his mate? 0:07:29.829 --> 0:07:32.149 Well, we can make it very difficult for him with 0:07:32.189 --> 0:07:34.189 the girlfriend of his mate. But I don't think that's. 0:07:34.069 --> 0:07:36.269 Fair, too harsh. But don't want to message mate. 0:07:36.109 --> 0:07:39.029 He's taken off the government emergency text. You know he's 0:07:39.029 --> 0:07:41.909 already he's already at the bottom. Okay, I don't want 0:07:41.909 --> 0:07:42.989 to kick him too much harder. 0:07:43.269 --> 0:07:44.909 True, I think you just got it. 0:07:45.549 --> 0:07:45.949 Good for you. 0:07:46.149 --> 0:07:48.069 That's an email you still haven't got it, man, I. 0:07:48.109 --> 0:07:50.749 Don't care whether you live or die the government. Did 0:07:50.749 --> 0:07:51.909 you not pay your tax or something? 0:07:52.549 --> 0:07:54.029 Never paid? Joking? 0:07:54.549 --> 0:07:57.789 I have paid tax tax. 0:07:57.869 --> 0:08:00.709 That might be the filtering process. Is Taylor the chicken 0:08:00.789 --> 0:08:02.709 on on the date with It's best to be honest 0:08:02.709 --> 0:08:05.069 at this stage, mate, because you're in a bad you 0:08:05.109 --> 0:08:05.389 know what? 0:08:06.069 --> 0:08:06.789 Yeah, yeah it is. 0:08:06.909 --> 0:08:10.389 No, he's lying lying X history to the Texic. 0:08:10.749 --> 0:08:12.109 Well, I don't want to go through his text message. 0:08:12.109 --> 0:08:14.029 I think that's that's to. 0:08:14.029 --> 0:08:14.789 Look in confirm with. 0:08:15.069 --> 0:08:17.629 Yeah, yah, okay, it is. 0:08:17.149 --> 0:08:20.269 Okay, great, great great great great great. Okay, what do 0:08:20.269 --> 0:08:21.469 we want to message? Wait? 0:08:21.469 --> 0:08:26.149 Actually, how many Taylors are you messaging? No? 0:08:26.229 --> 0:08:27.989 I had an ex cord Taylor and. 0:08:27.949 --> 0:08:32.029 Then oh yeah, is that a type? Do you like 0:08:32.069 --> 0:08:32.709 the name Taylor? 0:08:33.389 --> 0:08:36.828 No? I mean it's okay, I don't really have a preference. 0:08:37.149 --> 0:08:38.949 I don't just say, hey, it's your boy sexy D. 0:08:39.869 --> 0:08:43.348 Good start, Hey it's yeah boys spelled b o. 0:08:43.508 --> 0:08:46.868 I it's your boy sexy D. 0:08:47.789 --> 0:08:49.389 I haven't talked to her for probably two months. 0:08:49.429 --> 0:08:51.228 And then I reckon, I'm going to say young Money 0:08:51.309 --> 0:08:54.549 and then stuff. 0:08:55.828 --> 0:08:57.188 And then just mister Worldwide. 0:08:59.029 --> 0:09:01.108 Duce was in that show recently on the A B C. 0:09:01.309 --> 0:09:04.108 So maybe we bring that up. That's a strong flex. Okay, 0:09:04.309 --> 0:09:06.588 it was on panging show, ground Up, ground up. 0:09:07.309 --> 0:09:09.189 Very happy. I don't have Pang's number on my phone 0:09:09.268 --> 0:09:09.629 right now. 0:09:10.789 --> 0:09:12.508 He's a hard number to get. I've tried to get 0:09:12.508 --> 0:09:14.788 his number before too. Anyway, have you got pings on 0:09:14.988 --> 0:09:17.788 on your phone? No, it's your boy sexy to young Money, 0:09:17.789 --> 0:09:19.868 mister Worldwide, and then just go like. 0:09:20.228 --> 0:09:22.629 I'm not sure if you've seen my work on the 0:09:22.669 --> 0:09:24.949 ABC of Late No. 0:09:24.988 --> 0:09:28.429 Cap Getting Blocked. 0:09:27.348 --> 0:09:28.668 Sam Pang's new show. 0:09:29.468 --> 0:09:31.749 Yeah, I'm low key good. You gotta use a bit 0:09:31.789 --> 0:09:34.348 of kid language here. I'm low key pretty good. So 0:09:34.748 --> 0:09:36.748 I'm low key. 0:09:37.628 --> 0:09:38.868 I'm quite nervous right now. 0:09:38.949 --> 0:09:41.029 Pretty pretty good in it, pretty good in it? 0:09:41.108 --> 0:09:42.428 Yeah, no Cap. 0:09:42.588 --> 0:09:44.309 No Cap, No Cap. 0:09:46.429 --> 0:09:53.789 Also were also where some pretty small shorts. 0:09:54.149 --> 0:09:57.069 They were short, the great legs, and then I can 0:09:57.149 --> 0:09:58.869 you just finish it with you want some of that 0:09:59.268 --> 0:09:59.869 question mark? 0:10:00.029 --> 0:10:00.989 Yeah? 0:10:01.189 --> 0:10:02.668 I leave it in her fall in her? 0:10:02.868 --> 0:10:09.229 You want dat? You want dat? Okay? So hey, hey, 0:10:09.268 --> 0:10:11.789 it's your boy sexy d young money mister worldwide. Not 0:10:11.789 --> 0:10:19.629 sure if you've seen Sampang's hang on new new TV show. 0:10:19.228 --> 0:10:21.669 I'm I'm low key pretty good in it. No cap 0:10:21.868 --> 0:10:25.669 also wear some pretty small shorts. You want that? It's 0:10:25.708 --> 0:10:28.669 it's so okay. So that's been sent. 0:10:29.069 --> 0:10:31.508 Um, you let us know when we get a response, 0:10:31.628 --> 0:10:33.788 I'd say, and maybe don't open it until we're in 0:10:33.828 --> 0:10:34.708 front of a microphone. 0:10:34.868 --> 0:10:35.309 Can't work. 0:10:38.549 --> 0:10:40.669 Still hasn't got the message, by the way, Yeah, we 0:10:40.669 --> 0:10:42.868 think he's completely off grid. I mean he's the digital 0:10:42.909 --> 0:10:47.029 guy I reckon when we don't really know much about us, 0:10:47.149 --> 0:10:48.428 like he could be who knows, man. 0:10:48.468 --> 0:10:51.628 I think he's a hacker to get off the main frame. 0:10:51.628 --> 0:10:52.788 Absolutely, and the. 0:10:52.708 --> 0:10:56.308 Government doesn't even know where he question anyway. Because of 0:10:56.348 --> 0:10:56.708 all of that. 0:10:56.789 --> 0:10:59.949 Unfortunately, egg on his face, he never got the notification. 0:11:00.069 --> 0:11:02.909 So we now have control of his phone and we 0:11:02.988 --> 0:11:06.189 have just written a text message too. We thankfully we 0:11:06.309 --> 0:11:09.228 remembered a woman who we went on a date, yeah, 0:11:09.268 --> 0:11:09.949 a while ago. 0:11:10.388 --> 0:11:13.549 Her name was Taylor or is still Taylor. If you've 0:11:13.588 --> 0:11:14.189 just joined us. 0:11:14.189 --> 0:11:16.069 We don't know Darcy. I mean, who knows what? What? 0:11:16.069 --> 0:11:16.669 What? 0:11:16.268 --> 0:11:17.228 What about his. 0:11:17.189 --> 0:11:18.949 Life is real if you've just joined us. 0:11:19.348 --> 0:11:21.069 By the way, he had no names on the numbers 0:11:21.069 --> 0:11:23.469 in his phone, very weird, just lots of numbers. 0:11:23.549 --> 0:11:25.108 And then he tried to claim on new phones, so 0:11:25.108 --> 0:11:27.508 I couldn't be bothered transferring. 0:11:26.909 --> 0:11:29.349 The data over. It's a cloud automatically. 0:11:28.868 --> 0:11:30.988 Forty and I understand how the cloud works. 0:11:31.149 --> 0:11:34.908 It keeps your numbers anyway, if you if you have. 0:11:35.069 --> 0:11:37.909 Just the cloud, you've learned that. You've learned that hard way. 0:11:37.828 --> 0:11:40.149 If you have just joined us. We wrote that text message. 0:11:40.149 --> 0:11:43.549 It says this, Hey, it's your boy, sexy d young 0:11:43.588 --> 0:11:46.949 money mister worldwide. I'm not sure if you've seen Sampang's 0:11:46.988 --> 0:11:50.389 new TV show what I'm low key pretty good in it? Okay, 0:11:50.588 --> 0:11:53.748 no cap no cap also wear some pretty small shorts. 0:11:53.949 --> 0:11:57.069 You want that question mark. The update is that she 0:11:57.228 --> 0:11:57.909 has replied. 0:11:58.669 --> 0:12:00.588 The context I think is that Dars actually was in 0:12:00.628 --> 0:12:01.909 Sampang's new TV. 0:12:01.789 --> 0:12:03.949 Shut up, go and watch it. He's a cap no cap. 0:12:04.029 --> 0:12:06.029 He was In the show There's No Caps he plays 0:12:06.029 --> 0:12:09.268 a guy called Riviera caps here Era close. 0:12:09.309 --> 0:12:10.789 I think it's Revered Revere. 0:12:10.949 --> 0:12:12.189 He plays a guy called Review. 0:12:12.909 --> 0:12:15.509 Very funny show, by the way, go and see the 0:12:15.628 --> 0:12:16.509 news here will. 0:12:16.549 --> 0:12:20.189 But Taylor has replied, Wow. 0:12:20.029 --> 0:12:20.748 They work fast. 0:12:20.789 --> 0:12:22.868 The gen z is it is back. 0:12:23.508 --> 0:12:25.549 I cannot believe how quickly that came back. 0:12:26.508 --> 0:12:27.348 Yeah, me too, And. 0:12:27.348 --> 0:12:28.708 You haven't spoken her in two months. 0:12:28.828 --> 0:12:32.549 I reckon, yeah, about two months on the date, and 0:12:33.549 --> 0:12:34.949 it was just like it was all right, it was 0:12:35.268 --> 0:12:36.468 good and then kind. 0:12:36.268 --> 0:12:37.748 Of went to set something else up. 0:12:37.669 --> 0:12:38.429 And didn't happen. 0:12:38.468 --> 0:12:41.589 I don't know. I'm really bad at responding to text messages, 0:12:41.628 --> 0:12:42.348 so you kind. 0:12:42.149 --> 0:12:45.668 Of just a very strange thing to send her within 0:12:45.708 --> 0:12:46.909 that context. 0:12:46.429 --> 0:12:47.229 In any context. 0:12:47.588 --> 0:12:49.588 Fair enough, fair enough? Do we want it? Do we 0:12:49.628 --> 0:12:50.628 want to? So you've got it? 0:12:50.789 --> 0:12:51.949 You want? Do you want to read it? 0:12:52.189 --> 0:12:55.508 Loved it? I'd rather not so because I can then 0:12:55.549 --> 0:12:58.708 I can also read what we wrote. Yeah, okay, so 0:12:59.189 --> 0:13:00.508 we wrote to Taylor. 0:13:01.029 --> 0:13:04.508 Hey, it's your boy, sexy d young money mister worldwide. 0:13:05.069 --> 0:13:07.429 I'm not sure if you've seen Sam Pang's new TV 0:13:07.549 --> 0:13:10.309 show I'm Low keep pretty good in it. No cat 0:13:10.588 --> 0:13:13.429 also wear some pretty small shorts. You want that question? 0:13:13.508 --> 0:13:13.868 Mate? 0:13:14.508 --> 0:13:22.069 Okay, she has written bag, what is happening right now? Wow? 0:13:23.628 --> 0:13:24.509 A awful response. 0:13:24.588 --> 0:13:25.468 You want to follow it up? 0:13:25.588 --> 0:13:28.429 Blood. She's still keen, Yeah, what is happening right now? 0:13:28.429 --> 0:13:30.748 Because if she was completely freaked out, she's not responding 0:13:30.828 --> 0:13:32.748 what's happening right now? She's keen. 0:13:33.149 --> 0:13:33.509 You and me? 0:13:33.628 --> 0:13:34.828 Questions? Are you and me? 0:13:35.549 --> 0:13:35.869 Question? 0:13:36.268 --> 0:13:36.508 You and me? 0:13:36.669 --> 0:13:36.869 Question? 0:13:36.949 --> 0:13:38.509 Mark that I've still got the shorts. 0:13:39.268 --> 0:13:40.429 It's in your hands at this point? 0:13:40.909 --> 0:13:41.629 You like that? Yeah? 0:13:42.069 --> 0:13:43.789 Any chance of a second day was gone from the 0:13:43.789 --> 0:13:45.068 first text message. 0:13:44.708 --> 0:13:47.828 You and me? You and me? Question? Mate? You're in me? Question? 0:13:48.108 --> 0:13:49.508 Still got the shorts. 0:13:49.429 --> 0:13:50.028 I'm shaking. 0:13:50.268 --> 0:13:51.229 Still got the shorts. 0:13:51.348 --> 0:13:53.628 Still got the shorts, but with Z at the end. 0:13:55.108 --> 0:13:56.109 Still got the shorts. 0:13:56.468 --> 0:14:05.229 Girl, shorts girl, that's something you would actually text though, 0:14:05.669 --> 0:14:08.708 absolutely not shorts the girl all that business? 0:14:08.828 --> 0:14:09.708 Keeps or correcting? 0:14:09.789 --> 0:14:11.588 Girl? How do you spell? Girl? 0:14:11.949 --> 0:14:13.549 G u are l girl? 0:14:13.669 --> 0:14:15.109 Oh? Order thrown? 0:14:15.348 --> 0:14:17.268 Few guys are so in touch with my generations? 0:14:17.588 --> 0:14:21.669 Are we are? We? It's crazy? It's just like breathing. 0:14:22.149 --> 0:14:24.749 She's writing short awesome. 0:14:24.349 --> 0:14:26.508 She's in man, how did you not get a second day? 0:14:26.549 --> 0:14:27.508 She's so keen on you. 0:14:27.709 --> 0:14:31.309 Well, she just goes Darcy sent message, new message. What's 0:14:31.349 --> 0:14:32.949 going on? She does seem a bit worried. 0:14:33.029 --> 0:14:36.309 Ah, she does. She had to listen to the show, 0:14:36.429 --> 0:14:39.349 so she has. Yeah, she did tell her that I 0:14:39.388 --> 0:14:41.189 was working on the show, and she was like, oh, great, 0:14:41.268 --> 0:14:45.829 like you know heard of them, So I've heard of them. 0:14:45.869 --> 0:14:49.388 That's a great compliment for us. What's going on? Then 0:14:49.388 --> 0:14:51.829 she said, this cannot be you right now? Should we 0:14:51.829 --> 0:14:53.149 take a photo of the two of us and send 0:14:53.189 --> 0:14:55.549 it to her? What do you want to keep going 0:14:55.589 --> 0:14:57.909 with that? It feels like we should put it to 0:14:57.909 --> 0:14:58.189 an end. 0:14:58.189 --> 0:14:59.189 Oh, you want to put it to an end? 0:14:59.189 --> 0:15:00.668 Well, I think she's a bit worried about him. 0:15:00.709 --> 0:15:01.709 Take a photo of himself. 0:15:02.629 --> 0:15:03.029 It's not me. 0:15:03.229 --> 0:15:04.469 Just to us. 0:15:05.189 --> 0:15:05.629 Here we go. 0:15:05.829 --> 0:15:10.149 She's responding, No way, all I love you guys. 0:15:14.109 --> 0:15:23.989 Happy ending. Yeah, Tom Holland and Zendea BIG's interview in 0:15:24.029 --> 0:15:25.548 the world. It's going to be on the show right 0:15:25.589 --> 0:15:28.349 up next. We got it. I don't know how we 0:15:28.549 --> 0:15:32.149 ruined it. I know how, and you'll hear why very 0:15:32.229 --> 0:15:33.829 very shortly before then. Though, it is the best of 0:15:33.829 --> 0:15:37.549 the Internet, as according to me, it's Will's Reddit. Will 0:15:39.388 --> 0:15:42.429 Beware of the blob. It creeps already. 0:15:43.069 --> 0:15:43.869 Guy's confirmed. 0:15:44.268 --> 0:15:46.508 I'm still allowed to buzz you out here, and it 0:15:47.589 --> 0:15:49.669 just feels like you're ignoring my buzzers. 0:15:49.869 --> 0:15:51.989 Well, there's good stuff to get through, so here we go. 0:15:52.109 --> 0:15:56.509 First story here. So this is a phenomenal. So there 0:15:56.589 --> 0:15:58.869 is the phenomenon going on around the world right now, 0:15:58.989 --> 0:16:01.349 and I was totally unaware of this, but it's big 0:16:01.388 --> 0:16:09.869 on Reddit. So apparently men don't go to singles events. Okay, 0:16:09.949 --> 0:16:12.909 so they've got these there's this video. I can't show 0:16:12.909 --> 0:16:15.549 you the footage because you're you're in you're you're not 0:16:15.549 --> 0:16:18.149 the right guy to have a look. But there's videos 0:16:18.149 --> 0:16:23.189 of gorgeous women filming themselves leaving singles nights where they're 0:16:23.229 --> 0:16:25.749 literally rocking up, being like someone please. 0:16:25.429 --> 0:16:28.589 Give me a number, and no men are going, men going. 0:16:29.268 --> 0:16:30.589 This is the order, this is the women some of 0:16:30.629 --> 0:16:30.989 the women have. 0:16:31.429 --> 0:16:34.029 Okay, So I recently went to singles event and it 0:16:34.109 --> 0:16:35.389 was not only the same women. 0:16:35.709 --> 0:16:38.388 And I was wondering, like, where. 0:16:38.229 --> 0:16:41.828 Are all the dudes for a thousand singles in attendance? 0:16:42.869 --> 0:16:45.629 Like are we all living the same life at this point? 0:16:45.909 --> 0:16:49.949 Because I've never been in a room. There's that many 0:16:50.109 --> 0:16:52.788 scenesle people. We even thought that it was even I thought. 0:16:52.589 --> 0:16:54.189 I was like the only one left. 0:16:55.069 --> 0:16:58.508 I mean, beautiful women, all types, shapes and sizes. 0:16:58.869 --> 0:16:59.589 Where are the men? 0:17:00.749 --> 0:17:01.349 Where are the men? 0:17:03.069 --> 0:17:05.029 So I would be flooded with men? 0:17:05.069 --> 0:17:06.829 You would have thought so the other way around. Then 0:17:06.909 --> 0:17:09.629 the top comment on one of these always explained it 0:17:09.709 --> 0:17:14.109 to me, and he said, why pay a thirty dollars 0:17:14.269 --> 0:17:17.069 entry fee to get rejected in public when I can 0:17:17.109 --> 0:17:19.829 get rejected for free on a dating app from the 0:17:19.829 --> 0:17:24.908 comfort of my couch. So that that's basically the conundrum. 0:17:24.909 --> 0:17:28.908 Were you across this, Joe. It's fascinating guys are just 0:17:29.069 --> 0:17:31.869 so scared to get rejected that they don't want to 0:17:31.869 --> 0:17:33.589 make themselves vulnerable publicly. 0:17:33.909 --> 0:17:36.069 They've producer Live just put it perfectly out here. It's 0:17:36.109 --> 0:17:37.069 just in cell behavior. 0:17:37.749 --> 0:17:39.029 Isn't that crazy? 0:17:39.509 --> 0:17:42.388 Just think that's just like perfectly sums up the difference 0:17:42.389 --> 0:17:43.109 between men and women. 0:17:43.229 --> 0:17:44.989 So they're basically just like, if you're not going to 0:17:45.029 --> 0:17:48.109