WEBVTT - MINI: The Gumtree Game

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Iconnell Christian O'Connell's show podcast. Yesterday we returned to

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<v Speaker 1>the show and Jack Post came in a very different

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<v Speaker 1>mode of transport. No more the crap box of the

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<v Speaker 1>you only he got rid of it. He'd sold it.

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<v Speaker 1>He actually sold it for cash, which is a miracle

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<v Speaker 1>how anyone paid money, but that he saw it. So

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<v Speaker 1>Jack actually now owns an amazing Tesla. I didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>know you could sell or you would go to look

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<v Speaker 1>for cars on gum tree. And so yesterday we had

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<v Speaker 1>to look around other thought weird stuff you can sell

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<v Speaker 1>and buy on gum tree, and we found a whole load.

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<v Speaker 1>More So, what I'm gonna do is I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>read out some of these weird descriptures of stuff that

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<v Speaker 1>people are selling all around Australia on Gumtree. You two

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<v Speaker 1>have got a guess how much they're asking for on

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<v Speaker 1>gum tree. Used pillows, cracket. It gets worse. Use. I mean, look,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't mind a pre owned car or anything else,

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<v Speaker 1>but anything to do e bedding on matery, that your

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<v Speaker 1>skin is touching another human being skin.

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<v Speaker 2>Surely we all know in society you're not meant to

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<v Speaker 2>leave those soiled secondhand mattresses at the donation places. I

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<v Speaker 2>still always see them out there.

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<v Speaker 1>And not just that they are all stayed. What has

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<v Speaker 1>gone on in those bets? Turin shrouds, a horrible turin shroud.

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<v Speaker 2>What I saw yesterday was so black in the middle.

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<v Speaker 1>Seriously, I always feel sorry for the people, Like, get

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<v Speaker 1>the name of these people. They need urgent medical care.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone is literally evacuating their bows.

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<v Speaker 2>And go into that. No one wants to pillow.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone drools in their sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want that.

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<v Speaker 1>Second pats, used pillows, brackets, slightly discolored. Don't even mention

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<v Speaker 1>the discolory. Stephen fitzroy North, He's got five of these babies,

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<v Speaker 1>used pillows times five the photo. He hasn't even fluffed

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<v Speaker 1>them up. It just like Steve's has got his body

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<v Speaker 1>off them. Organic duck down filling with cotton covers, slightly discolored,

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<v Speaker 1>but other than that, they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Fine, still warm from when my head was on the

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<v Speaker 2>last night.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't she get up under speed with the discoloring.

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<v Speaker 1>You're all good paid over forty dollars each a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of years ago. He's had them a couple of years,

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<v Speaker 1>sweating in that in them don't have receipt, pick up only.

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<v Speaker 1>How much do you think he's asking for five slightly.

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<v Speaker 2>Discolored if he doesn't have the receipt. I'm not uninterested.

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<v Speaker 1>Patsy, what do you think he's going for organic? You say?

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<v Speaker 3>Duck FABU say I do? I reckon he's flogging them

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<v Speaker 3>off at ten bucks apace, ten.

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<v Speaker 1>Bucks for the whole five all right? Cryotherapy machine?

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<v Speaker 2>That great?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, genuine criiro therapy machine, Arctic tanks six months old,

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<v Speaker 1>imported from Poland. Call for more info.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you been in one? Per No?

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<v Speaker 3>But a girlfriend has where she's going to go?

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, she said they were.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like you know, tanning shops and tabs. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't move in Weerribee cryotherapy machines everywhere. Come to

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<v Speaker 1>Weerribee's new cryotherapy center.

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<v Speaker 3>Will you talk about a cold shower? You shouldn't get

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<v Speaker 3>in one of those? I reckon you'd like it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think expensive? Five grand?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I reckon about seven and a half.

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<v Speaker 1>One hundred and fifty five thousand dollars nearest offer. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't think people have got that kind

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<v Speaker 1>of money. Looking are going on gum tree for one

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<v Speaker 1>of those.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've got ten dollar pillows dollars for a crime, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Slightly discoloured. Yeah, one hundred and fifty five thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Automated sausage roll machine Terry in Queensland, automated sausage role

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<v Speaker 1>maker for commercial use, used in family business for six years,

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<v Speaker 1>ten amps, single phase power, will require air compressor to run. Hello, Kenner,

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<v Speaker 1>now get this the last line, sells it for me,

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<v Speaker 1>will not be disappointed. How many of us have brought

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<v Speaker 1>a sausage roll making machine for commercial use and been

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<v Speaker 1>sadly let down in the exchange?

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<v Speaker 2>Is Terry thought it would be?

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<v Speaker 1>Terry says this will over deliver on all your sausage

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<v Speaker 1>automated role making machines. How much do you want for this?

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<v Speaker 2>Would have a clue?

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon three nine thousand dollars last one for this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Then on gum tree. Price is right. EMU for sale,

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<v Speaker 1>Rick and Bright. I have a fully grown adult EMU

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<v Speaker 1>for sale or to swap for female EMU. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get rid of that female in your back garden.

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<v Speaker 1>Four months healthy, two years old, six foot and proven breeder.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't want to know, Rick, how you can prove it's

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<v Speaker 1>a breeder key that to yourself discolored pillows? How much?

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<v Speaker 1>How much? How much is Ricky boy asking for this?

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<v Speaker 2>Five hundred bucks?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, AMU farming was a big thing and then it

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<v Speaker 3>fell out, didn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>The market?

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<v Speaker 1>I must have missed that ABC documentary the EMU market.

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<v Speaker 1>It fell out, crash.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the real.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. We get the dot com boom. It's all about

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<v Speaker 1>the email boom hit here in.

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<v Speaker 3>Austral mate who invested in EMU farming. It was massive

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<v Speaker 3>in the nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>There is in our homes was moving savings into EMU farmers.

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<v Speaker 2>This is one of the plotlines of Dude Wears My Car.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, thats like a documentary Dude, where's my carpa?

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't like a Flying the Wall documentary.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to say a thousand bucks for said it's

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<v Speaker 3>two and a.

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<v Speaker 1>Half thousand before I move on. Can you actually contact

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<v Speaker 1>this friend that well, I want to know more about

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<v Speaker 1>the thing. Yeah, two and a half thousand dollars all right.

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<v Speaker 1>If you see anything odd or unusual on gum tree,

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<v Speaker 1>please email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot aus.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian the Christian O'Connell Show podcast,