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Speaker 2: Not sure if you're across this.

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Speaker 3: What about?

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Speaker 2: Oh, she just cracked it. Because she cracked it one

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and I kind of liked the I'm not

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Speaker 2: sure exactly what transpired. I think they're deliberately trying to

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Speaker 2: keep those details and secure. But but it's I think

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Speaker 2: it's just an important professional skill to have that.

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Speaker 3: Gear where you can flip disagree.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you do, and I think it's doing

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Speaker 3: It's not it meet all situations with kindness and understanding

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Speaker 3: and empathy. That's what a loser would say.

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Speaker 2: So what I think that this is a string that

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Speaker 2: mean it in a personal sense. Don't worry about it.

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Speaker 2: But this is business where dogs in a dog world.

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Speaker 3: That's why we when we need to do that, we

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Speaker 3: send in you. You're the pit bull, I'm the b

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Speaker 3: seon freeze and we need cuteness, we send in there. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I need hardess. We send in you.

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Speaker 2: Pitbull, he died, big boy.

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Speaker 3: Pitbull died.

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Speaker 2: Pit tired. Pitball tired. So you need the beeon to

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Speaker 2: step back. I think the bon's got to get a

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Speaker 3: That's a shocking idea.

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Speaker 2: Look, I think what we've learned over the last two

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Speaker 2: I think you're going to thank me afterwards. All I

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Speaker 2: want you to do, I want you to be angry,

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Speaker 2: very hard. But go on for thirty seconds.

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Speaker 3: It feels like a long it's a long time.

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Speaker 2: It is a long time.

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Speaker 3: Within that thirty If I ever do lose my call,

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Speaker 3: I've done fourteen jokes to lighten the mood.

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Speaker 2: No jokes within, no jokes allowed. This is thirty seconds

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Speaker 3: What can I possibly be angry about that. We need

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Speaker 2: You don't like the fact that this desk isn't tilted appropriately.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's actually fair, but they did tilt it slightly,

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Speaker 3: and we need some extra screens in here.

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Speaker 2: And the person we're going to call is our boss,

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Speaker 2: which one dB no, no, yeah, no, yeah, No.

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Speaker 3: I think I've got a good relationship with him. We

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Speaker 2: You just told me you haven't caught him in six

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Speaker 3: No, I think that's a sign of a good relationship. Is

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Speaker 2: He is, I know, And that's why why I don't

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Speaker 3: He dominates me, like, and I think he knows that.

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Speaker 3: But everyone knows that. No what hang on? What every

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Speaker 3: I'm everyone everyone's not in outside. Okay, So what.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do, because I think this is good for

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Speaker 2: You're gonna get angry.

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Speaker 3: I don't need to be angry for thirty seconds. Does

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Speaker 2: I think so. I think you've got to get sufficiently angry.

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Speaker 3: Really pull the curtain down. I like the idea of

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Speaker 3: can see better outside. Yeah, now, I know that's.

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Speaker 3: I have very gently. But that's been ongoing for the

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So I think I think you suggested it gently

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Speaker 2: And then we were like, can we just get a

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Speaker 2: I think this is the thing. This is a real thing.

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Speaker 2: We're going to ground this in some sort some sort

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Speaker 2: You need to get angry for thirty for thirty seconds

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Sure? My bit Okay, My bit is though, how

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Speaker 2: Like what do I? So it's just got to be

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Speaker 3: Listen to this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, look bad. I just I'm just starting to think

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Nice, that's real.

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Speaker 2: I like that, right, But so I just want to

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Speaker 3: But I call and go, hey mate, hey you going, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: To be in charge of the angry clock and you've

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Speaker 3: He's going to find me.

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Speaker 2: He's not going to find me, right, right, we're contracted. Now,

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Speaker 3: I'm just I'm I'm seriously angry about the Sorry because

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Speaker 3: Oh but I can't.

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Speaker 2: We don't look at me, don't look at me, turn

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Speaker 3: I'm just really, I'm I'm furious about the desk and

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Speaker 3: last three years. Good goo, there it is. We go.

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Speaker 2: That's what I was laughter. Oh you've got thirty seconds

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, here we go, Here we go.

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Speaker 2: Good look, good luck, here we go.

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Speaker 3: Thank you? Oh my god, I'm not here issue? Are

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Speaker 3: I made? Hay you going? How are you to be honest?

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Speaker 2: Not?

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Speaker 3: Great?

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Speaker 5: Oh? What's happening?

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Speaker 3: Well, I was just the desk situation, the desk in

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Speaker 4: Right, have you?

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Speaker 5: And this is all about the angle.

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Speaker 3: Right yeah? Well yes, and I just I just I

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Speaker 6: Are you all right?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not, I'm not. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, it's not an easy job. But I

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Speaker 5: that need to you know, because it's not as simple

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I get that, but I wanted to happen now.

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Speaker 2: This is not funny.

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Speaker 5: This doesn't sound like the very racking or woody that

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Speaker 2: Well, he's gone the woody that's.

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Speaker 5: Scared to raise his voice, you know, and gets everyone

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Speaker 3: Nice, that's not true, But let me send in my bulldog.

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Speaker 2: Well, did you buy it for a second, DV? Did

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Speaker 5: No, I mean I bought it for a second when

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Speaker 5: go to finally come around again, what do you issue?

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Speaker 2: Because the desk certainly hasn't come around.

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Speaker 2: Great job. Great job. I do feel like, given that

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Speaker 3: Definitely, don't worry about the desk days. By the way,

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Speaker 2: Well. Do you see a lot of these planes recently

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Speaker 2: Been could have been in Dublin, could have been anything

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Speaker 3: They definitely do use it to calm you down. They

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Speaker 2: That's exactly right, It's exactly right. It's the first thing

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Speaker 2: the way, there's an end in there, dickhead, like, what

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Speaker 2: it Kevin Crewe. Oh no, it's the cabin crew. It's

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Speaker 3: I want apology to all pilots. I thinking they were

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Speaker 3: You thought they were talking to you, But.

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Speaker 2: No, my whole life. I thought he was saying cabin

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you thought he was directing messages to you the

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Speaker 3: cabin and then safety. You're always like, you're going to

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Speaker 5: It.

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Speaker 2: Turns out that's just the crew in the cabin, which

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Speaker 3: As you said, It's funny how we all go like

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Speaker 2: We all go, I think you know what turbulence is.

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Speaker 2: It means the plane's going to be turbulent.

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Speaker 3: Oh, is that all turbul I thought it was like

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Speaker 2: How did you you thought it was a weather condition?

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Speaker 2: Because I think that because what you gonna say, Oh,

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Speaker 3: Up you down? Yeah, I would prefer that. No, you

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Speaker 3: True, because it's been there's been some negativity around turbulence

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, now Woods, Yes, you and our button pusher Tom.

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Speaker 3: A too dynamic duo. Here we go. We can solve anything.

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Speaker 2: Two of the great hypochondriacs and warriors I have ever

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Speaker 3: We've got genuine issues. Now he's got monkey pox and

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Speaker 2: What what what do you? What do other people downplay

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Speaker 2: Can I start? Would you?

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Speaker 2: Also, but you've got you have another effervescent tablet that

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Speaker 3: Well, that's that's a high performance boost.

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Speaker 2: I find that some Sorry, you have two effervescent tablets today.

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Speaker 3: Now I very rarely use the high performance that's that's

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Speaker 7: I just find if I'm dehydrated, I'll have hydrault. But

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Speaker 2: It with water.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't work.

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Speaker 2: Why apparently it doesn't.

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Speaker 7: The hydration doesn't work as well, so I only sip

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Speaker 7: I always tell my partner Seth that you can't just

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Speaker 3: I'm a sculler.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you shouldn't scull it. You should just sip it

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Speaker 3: You can't sell a hyperchondriact ma. It's not working.

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Speaker 7: Also with the hydraulight that says you can't leave it

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Speaker 2: Oh kid, I chuck it out if I are you joking? No,

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Speaker 7: I only have a fresh hydrault, the freshest of the

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Speaker 3: So it's interesting. I think we're quite different, HYPERC. I

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Speaker 2: You have He's got two sorts of rashes at that

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Speaker 3: But yeah, but first time the world has ever seen

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Speaker 3: I've got enamel ware currently in my teeth. I brushed

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Speaker 2: Been and everyone's gums diminishing. I don't know if you

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Speaker 3: Yes, So that's a problem. I don't jump in jummy

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Speaker 7: Got another supplement. But I just worry that I'm taking

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Speaker 7: Well, I'm just worried that if I have too much,

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Speaker 3: That's my pressure on your kidneys, right, Yeah, No, it

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Speaker 2: Exhausted.

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Speaker 3: No, it's great way to live. What would be exhausted

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Speaker 3: I think I've got an allergy right where just pick anything,

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Speaker 3: But I'll give you a few examples. I used to

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Speaker 2: Very sure. If I had an elastic band of my

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Speaker 3: Give you another one. I used to have four apples

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Speaker 7: Like I have milk every day for breakfast, and like

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Speaker 3: No, I'm saying, like I have a very specific You're

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Speaker 2: But what about something that you have every day?

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Speaker 5: Right now?

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Speaker 2: You have carrots every day? You're not allergic to carrots?

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Speaker 3: I think I am. You've said my skin tone. It's true.

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Speaker 2: You are very you are very No, no, no, I'm

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Speaker 2: not accepting this. You have beatruth every day.

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Speaker 3: Well I haven't done that for long enough. That's a

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Speaker 3: new thing, because that was off my you have You have.

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Speaker 2: Cucumber every day, You have water every day.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this is a worry. It could be coming. What

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Speaker 2: Piss off? It's Will and moody and it's secrets week,

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Speaker 3: And today Will we are focusing on secrets from the grave.

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Speaker 3: It's this bloke. I mean, I'm obsessed with this.

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Speaker 2: We're talking actual secrets from the grave. By the way,

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Speaker 2: we're actually talking about things that people confess to a

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Speaker 3: Yes, and the person who does that is known as

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Speaker 3: the coffin confessor aka Bill Edgar. He joins us on

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Speaker 3: the phone right now, Hello.

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Speaker 4: Bell, yet, Hey, Will and Mordie. How are you guys going.

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Speaker 3: To hear boys?

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Speaker 7: Bill?

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Speaker 3: Now? Bill, tell us, mate, have there been any exciting

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure if exciting is the right word, but

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Speaker 3: have there been any memorable reveals at funerals that someone

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Speaker 3: who's past has told you to say? Oh?

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Speaker 4: Mate, I'd say the latest one's been the best is

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Speaker 4: you know, a gentleman confessed to him and he's my bait.

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Speaker 4: We're in a nursing home and for the last three

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Speaker 3: Oh god, So, so who told you to reveal that?

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Speaker 4: Then, yeah, so one of the men died three months ago,

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Speaker 4: the other one died three four weeks ago.

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Speaker 3: Now yeah, and they told you before they passed away,

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Speaker 3: to the end entire family that we've been sneaking out

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Speaker 4: Well, not only at their funeral, but they wanted me

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Speaker 2: So yeah, how they escape how and how old were

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Speaker 4: They were in their eighties, okay, And.

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Speaker 2: So these two guys going straight out in the city

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Speaker 4: Well, they'd stolen one of the carts. And believe it

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Speaker 4: like thirty five years as a locksmith, so you could

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Speaker 2: And how did it go down at the at the

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Speaker 4: Oh, look, people know they was just funny as you know,

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Speaker 4: they lived like to the fullest. They even got me

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Speaker 4: to speak with one of the ladies of the night

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Speaker 4: that they used to meet, and yeah, a little bit

448
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Speaker 4: of pleasure.

449
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Speaker 2: So Bill, that's one end of the spectrum, mate, I

450
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,639
Speaker 2: mean recently once the other end of the spectrum in

451
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,600
Speaker 2: terms of some of the stuff that you've had to

452
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Speaker 2: reveal his funeral life with the deceased behalf.

453
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Speaker 4: A lady that's been a teacher for over thirty five

454
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Speaker 4: years actually stole the identity of her best friend who

455
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Speaker 4: died thirty five years ago and was a teacher. And

456
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Speaker 4: this lady was never a teacher, but talked for thirty

457
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Speaker 4: five years.

458
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Speaker 2: Oh god.

459
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Speaker 4: She never went to college, university. She actually didn't even

460
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Speaker 4: finish high school, but she became a phenomenal teacher for

461
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:36,879
Speaker 4: children days five to eleven. That was her big secret.

462
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Speaker 3: And who did you reveal that secret to, Bill.

463
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Speaker 4: Well, basically everybody except the education department who was trying

464
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Speaker 4: to find out.

465
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Speaker 2: And that's the thing, isn't it. You've got a contract

466
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Speaker 2: with this dead person which you would rather die yourself

467
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Speaker 2: than breach.

468
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Speaker 3: I know you take your job very seriously.

469
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Speaker 4: Bill, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, my integrity is everything. I

470
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Speaker 4: wain't breach that at all?

471
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Speaker 3: How many secret what are you sitting on right now? Bill?

472
00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:03,120
Speaker 3: So people who have told you a secret but haven't

473
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Speaker 3: yet passed away.

474
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Speaker 4: I couldn't tell im mate the thousands. So I mean

475
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:10,120
Speaker 4: I've got you know, there's a last count. I mean

476
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Speaker 4: I think it's fifteen sixteen thousand people have reached out

477
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:17,800
Speaker 4: and written to me in secrets and told me what

478
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Speaker 4: they want, and they put deposits down, and I mean

479
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Speaker 4: it's just insane. I mean, one gentleman only tonight, like

480
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:26,639
Speaker 4: half an hour before your core. I just agreed to

481
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Speaker 4: a gentleman's request, and he wants me to place his

482
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Speaker 4: wheelchair at the foreshore of the ocean.

483
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Speaker 2: Oh that's so nice, lovely.

484
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Speaker 4: Well it's for two reasons. And I thought, oh that'd

485
00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:42,800
Speaker 4: be nice and love me and everything else. But because

486
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:45,280
Speaker 4: he's got such a horrible family, he wants him to

487
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,600
Speaker 4: know that he's just stave in the ocean. He's gone.

488
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Speaker 3: You're efectually part of a prank or a fake, that's what.

489
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Speaker 2: So he's going to die, and then he's he's in

490
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,199
Speaker 2: a die of natural causes of however it is. And

491
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Speaker 2: then you're not going to tell anyone. You're going to

492
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,879
Speaker 2: get notified first, because I imagine he's got that in

493
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,040
Speaker 2: his will and testimony. And then you're going to take

494
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Speaker 2: his wheelchair and put it in front of the water,

495
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Speaker 2: so everyone's going to think that he went for a swim.

496
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Speaker 4: You got it. Wow, that's what he wants.

497
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,880
Speaker 3: Hey Bill, this is a rude question.

498
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Speaker 2: Wow.

499
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Speaker 3: How much money are people paying you to do this

500
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Speaker 3: service for them?

501
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,080
Speaker 4: Oh? Look, I get paid between two and ten thousand

502
00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:27,359
Speaker 4: dollars a gig. But like I've always said, they don't

503
00:21:27,359 --> 00:21:29,240
Speaker 4: need the money where they're going, and I never get

504
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:29,800
Speaker 4: a complaint.

505
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:35,720
Speaker 3: The perfect business model. It is the perfect business model. Bill.

506
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Speaker 3: Hey Bill, quick question. I don't know if you've got

507
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Speaker 3: a protege or something, Bill, but have you got a

508
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:44,119
Speaker 3: secret that's going to be revealed by someone when you die?

509
00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:48,040
Speaker 4: I do? I do, And obviously I'm not going to

510
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:51,160
Speaker 4: say it now, but look, I'll leave it. There's actually

511
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,960
Speaker 4: parts in the new book that I've put out there

512
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,120
Speaker 4: that people can make their own minds up about. And

513
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 4: there'll be things in there that you're thinking, oh is

514
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 4: that Yeah, I don't know what's happening here. Some people

515
00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:05,640
Speaker 4: that have read it already, you know, editors and that said, Look,

516
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,720
Speaker 4: is this your eulogy? And it's not okay. I can

517
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,320
Speaker 4: understand how they think it might be.

518
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Speaker 3: Okay, bloody hell.

519
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,120
Speaker 2: Bill. All right, if you want to go and check

520
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:16,840
Speaker 2: out the new book, it's called The Afterlife Confessional, available

521
00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:20,880
Speaker 2: worldwide July second, Bill Edgar dot com dot au Bill

522
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 2: the Coffin Confessor. It is always the most amazing chat.

523
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Speaker 2: Thanks for joining us here on Secrets Week for Secrets

524
00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:29,359
Speaker 2: Beyond the Grave. So nice to talk to you, mate.

525
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Speaker 4: Thanks so much for having me. Will Woody and find

526
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:35,399
Speaker 4: all your listeners and stay safe and living.

527
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Speaker 3: Well. I don't know anything about this, no, but you

528
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:47,760
Speaker 3: do know about the fact that you revealed your naked

529
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:53,120
Speaker 3: body to a room off wow hundred people. Yeah you did.

530
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Speaker 2: Now when you say you mean I had it stolen

531
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Speaker 2: my intellectual property that is mobile, Yeah, I was photographed

532
00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:05,200
Speaker 2: through my bathroom window by someone who's snuck in through

533
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,240
Speaker 2: my side gate, opened my window and photograph me in

534
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:08,679
Speaker 2: the shower.

535
00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,440
Speaker 3: Now I am certainly standing sick here you are talking

536
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:14,800
Speaker 3: about me. So I think I've made that very clear.

537
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 2: If I really wanted to push charges here, I could

538
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 2: and I would.

539
00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 3: But look, Will we hosted a corporate gig this corporate

540
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,639
Speaker 3: gig was for HIA, the housing industry, and basically there

541
00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 3: was an award Bathroom of the Year, and I thought,

542
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 3: funny gag at the start, I'm going to say, there's

543
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Speaker 3: a late entry into the bathroom of the Year. And yes,

544
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Speaker 3: I did sneakily take a photo of you naked in

545
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Speaker 3: your own bathroom, but in an extraordinary twist.

546
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Speaker 2: Bathroom had just been done, by the way, so it

547
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:38,400
Speaker 2: looked good.

548
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Speaker 3: It did look amazing in an amazing twist.

549
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Speaker 5: Though.

550
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Speaker 2: I thank God him. It was at the Housing Awards,

551
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:43,840
Speaker 2: of course, you know.

552
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Speaker 3: It would have been embarrassing to have a shocking bathroom.

553
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Speaker 2: I'm just glad you got the tarato in.

554
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 3: That's all I want to say. And your tush because

555
00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,840
Speaker 3: the room, the feeling in the room was that's that's

556
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 3: one of the best naked bodies we've ever seen. That

557
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,040
Speaker 3: wasn't And I can say that with confidence because I

558
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,960
Speaker 3: then got the photo of you naked in your shower framed,

559
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,320
Speaker 3: and I thought, let's do a good thing. Here, can I.

560
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Speaker 2: Say, just before you go on, you got you sent,

561
00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,159
Speaker 2: so you took the photo of me in the shower.

562
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:10,119
Speaker 2: You sent it to the event's team that were running

563
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Speaker 2: the event before I got there. So when I got

564
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 2: there to meet everyone and shake you their hands, they

565
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:18,400
Speaker 2: were all like a weirdly smiling at me. I had

566
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:22,360
Speaker 2: no idea that that's what was going on.

567
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Speaker 3: I mean, it's almost bullying as well harassment. Look, I've

568
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,880
Speaker 3: broken a whole bunch of codes and rules as friendship

569
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 3: and the whole the entire conference the photo of me. Yes,

570
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,080
Speaker 3: I did. And then I framed that photo and snuck

571
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:37,400
Speaker 3: it into the silent auction. Now, the most amazing thing

572
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,920
Speaker 3: about all of this is that a man, a man.

573
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Speaker 3: That event is amazing, No, it's extraordinary. A man called

574
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Speaker 3: Markers paid one thousand dollars for the framed.

575
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Speaker 2: Photo of you, and then hilariously sent another woman on

576
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Speaker 2: his table up to come and accept it because he

577
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,040
Speaker 2: didn't want to look like I.

578
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Speaker 3: Think that was his wife. We asked the man him

579
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Speaker 3: because he joins, I'm on the radio show Marcus. Hello mate,

580
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:10,040
Speaker 3: he boys, how are you going? Another guy I expected

581
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Speaker 3: you to be? Now, Markers, I think we're all wondering.

582
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 3: I mean I certainly was wondering when you offered to

583
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 3: pay a thousand dollars for this photo? Why did you

584
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 3: buy the nude of will.

585
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Speaker 8: I thought myself, well, we're going to walk away with something.

586
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 8: We're going to walk away with some awards. So obviously

587
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,920
Speaker 8: we walked away with the Arts of the Year from

588
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Speaker 8: Bassroom the Year and I didn't know whether or not

589
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,560
Speaker 8: it was was a piece of art or a piece

590
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Speaker 8: of art. Yeah, I thought all round I could hang

591
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:44,520
Speaker 8: that because there's a bit blurre. It's like an abstract

592
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:45,120
Speaker 8: type thing.

593
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Speaker 3: I had to be quick, so I had to be

594
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Speaker 3: very quick. That's why the photo was a bit blurred

595
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:51,520
Speaker 3: because I had to pop up from the window, take

596
00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 3: the snap and then get the hell out of there.

597
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Speaker 3: So I apologize that it is a little bit blurry.

598
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Speaker 4: Man, No, that's that's fined.

599
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Speaker 8: Then in our office, I was love that they can

600
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:01,119
Speaker 8: have that crowd.

601
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 2: He's going to say, where is it? Where is it?

602
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:04,719
Speaker 2: Where have you put it?

603
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:08,479
Speaker 8: It is in the office next to our Australian Champion

604
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 8: of the Year awards. It's sitting proud there in the

605
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 8: office itself, taking pride and plates. Yeah, we were probably

606
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 8: breaking all the rules in the office itself having an

607
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 8: exposed man on the wall. But you know it's better

608
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:23,359
Speaker 8: better Woody than me.

609
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,239
Speaker 2: I suppose that's ard.

610
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 3: I mean, that's just art. Markets. At the end of

611
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 3: the day, the naked body is art, especially when it's

612
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 3: Will's naked body. Since it's been up, there have there

613
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,040
Speaker 3: been any comments markers.

614
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 8: No, everyone loves it. They're happy obviously. Look, Jake Side

615
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 8: went to a good course in terms of the money.

616
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Speaker 3: For mental health, mental.

617
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Speaker 8: Health and and so forth, so we're happy to throw

618
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Speaker 8: it and couldn't I had to pay four figures because

619
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Speaker 8: at least, I mean, you can say my ass went

620
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 8: for four figures. That's whatever that amount is.

621
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Speaker 2: You can.

622
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Speaker 3: Who are you very funny man?

623
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 2: Thanks for joining us, mate on your market.

624
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:10,800
Speaker 3: On your late unreal I mean, there's something here, Will,

625
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,640
Speaker 3: I'm thinking nerd calendar.

626
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:19,639
Speaker 2: All right. Look, I absolutely scolded you on this radio

627
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 2: show a few weeks ago.

628
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:25,840
Speaker 3: Now which one I enlisted.

629
00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 2: I enlisted the help of our listeners to perpetrate the

630
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 2: scorch for me as well. Everyone got involved small bee bullying. Sure,

631
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 2: but at the end of the day, you came on

632
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 2: the show and you told everyone that you like sniffing

633
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 2: your jocks after you go for a run.

634
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 3: I think we can all agree if anything passes a

635
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 3: sniff test, and there is no need to chuck it

636
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,639
Speaker 3: in the laundry basket.

637
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 2: You said that you really like smelling your sweaty workout

638
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 2: jocks after you've been in them.

639
00:27:57,320 --> 00:27:59,160
Speaker 3: Well, not just my workout jocks, but any jocks.

640
00:27:59,359 --> 00:28:01,120
Speaker 2: I like bury your nose in them.

641
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 3: I like to sniff my jocks at the end of

642
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,160
Speaker 3: the day because it makes me go, yeah, you've worked hard.

643
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 2: That's disgusting, but sometimes disgusting.

644
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 3: Its great indication. It's a really good indication of good.

645
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 3: Good boy, you're good.

646
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,399
Speaker 2: You're not a dog mate, You're not a dog. No,

647
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:14,919
Speaker 2: I don't know.

648
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,639
Speaker 3: No, you like that.

649
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 2: That wasn't a compliment.

650
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 3: Taking this one, definitely taking his one. How can I

651
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 3: possibly know if I've worked hard unless I smell my jokes?

652
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 3: How can I possibly know sweat mental fatigue? But sweat

653
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,119
Speaker 3: is general fatigue. Sweat is measured through the smell of

654
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 3: your underwear.

655
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 2: No, no, no scientists will tell you. Any scientists measured

656
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,360
Speaker 2: how much you perspire from your paws. No fluid is

657
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 2: generated out of your out of.

658
00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 3: Your sweat pots.

659
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 2: Anyway, Look, we had this chat on our Share My

660
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 2: Mood podcast recently with Poling now selling jogs. Quite of No,

661
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 2: we didn't, we didn't bring it up with both. We

662
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,440
Speaker 2: didn't bring it up with both. But one of the

663
00:28:57,440 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 2: things that she brought up on the Shame my mood

664
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 2: pod was this sense of curiosity and like, how you

665
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 2: know you're happier? That makes her Yes, this makes it

666
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 2: more playful, makes it more interested, less closed.

667
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 3: So I sort of had this.

668
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 2: Banging around in my head just to be a little

669
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 2: bit more curious with my life. You did it, And

670
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 2: I went from run.

671
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:16,480
Speaker 3: This morning, Oh my god, you did it.

672
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 2: And I got on the door and you know, I

673
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 2: was about to get in the shower. I've got the

674
00:29:21,200 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 2: dirty mospeedos, always running speeders, got them in my hand.

675
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 3: Here we go and probably thinking yourself, wonder how hard

676
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 3: I worked on that run.

677
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 2: I didn't need. No, no, I'm not a dog. I'm

678
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,320
Speaker 2: not like you. No no, no, that didn't happen. But

679
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:39,200
Speaker 2: what did happen was this moment where I was like,

680
00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 2: I'm as welways, give a guy like I may as

681
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,479
Speaker 2: well like what am I? What am I? What am I?

682
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 2: What am I going to be afraid of?

683
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 4: Here?

684
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:47,600
Speaker 3: Welcome to the real world.

685
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 2: Anyway. Now, I'm not sure if we've got any music

686
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,760
Speaker 2: which is going to be remotely appropriate for this. But

687
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:54,840
Speaker 2: I don't know what song is going to be appropriate

688
00:29:54,920 --> 00:30:01,440
Speaker 2: for this, but maybe he let the dogs out I

689
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 2: And it's such a rank idea, Like I'm well within

690
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 2: my rights to have been disgusted by it, because like

691
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 2: your jocks are like wet with sweat, like your speedo's

692
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 2: are wet with sweat, Like it is disgusting.

693
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 3: But I was like, I withheld that.

694
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 2: I withheld that, And I was like, dude, just be curious,

695
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 2: just just try who knows? Yes, so I sniffed him.

696
00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 3: Yes, it's really good.

697
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 2: Yes, it.

698
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,600
Speaker 3: Smells like hard work, and it's you. It's your musk,

699
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 3: it's your mask. Are you gonna do it every time?

700
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 3: Isn't it the best? It's satisfying. It's actually satisfying. That

701
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 3: is what it means to be humans.

702
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 2: Yes, it does, Yes it is.

703
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 3: Yes, it makes you real, It makes you human.