Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 3: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 3: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that pop.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, Because you're young and stupid.
Speaker 4: Some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I had it in the car on the way home
Speaker 1: and I didn't have a spood, so I was like
Speaker 1: an hour a dillo trying to get ants out of
Speaker 1: a hole.
Speaker 4: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults food being.
Speaker 1: Fingered as an awful sensation.
Speaker 4: Can't be thinking about the right person?
Speaker 1: Goodness?
Speaker 3: May this is?
Speaker 1: Is it just still to play a couple of mitches?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 3: It's Jenna.
Speaker 5: Please don't forget to include my name in the opener
Speaker 5: this season?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Now he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell Koob Send
Speaker 1: me to Heaven. It's episode ninety seven, Mitchell, cool?
Speaker 2: Did I here we are? Are you still going to
Speaker 2: roll on with that rhyming every episode?
Speaker 3: Thing?
Speaker 1: It keeps me up at night. My doctor's like your
Speaker 1: blood pressures? Are you have a walk AFC? I'm like no,
Speaker 1: I've got a rhyme at the start of every podcast, mate.
Speaker 2: Because I'm pretty sure you use heaven for eighty seven
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: So it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: It's a new year, You're welcome to ditch to that thing.
Speaker 1: I quite Why don't we get to one hundred? Because
Speaker 1: what rhymes are the hundred? What am I going to say? Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm a st hundred. We're at one hundred?
Speaker 2: Holy shit, we are so close to one hundred episode?
Speaker 1: Yeah we are. We have to start planning.
Speaker 2: Can we be bothered doing anything special? It's going to
Speaker 2: be a shit episode. Don't bother sticking around with.
Speaker 1: What a good hook and tease? Mitch, You're in our merch.
Speaker 1: She's in our brand new merch.
Speaker 2: Is officially for sale. Don't forget idiots.
Speaker 1: That's our merch music.
Speaker 2: I don't know why merch is here. Link in our
Speaker 2: Instagram buy to buy the new summer merch. It's in
Speaker 2: time for winter.
Speaker 1: So you look very good in the merchant?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's quite groovy. I love it.
Speaker 1: I enjoy it too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm feeling fabulous today? Are you you look fabulous.
Speaker 2: You've got to glow about you. I went for a
Speaker 2: morning walk. I'm trying to make that my new thing.
Speaker 2: It really wakes you up, doesn't that.
Speaker 1: It really doesn't. You don't have to do like you
Speaker 1: go for the morning walk. Well, I have done it,
Speaker 1: so I've experienced it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really makes it different.
Speaker 1: Cold showers are what I'm doing currently. You finish your
Speaker 1: shower with thirty seconds of ice cold water, and it
Speaker 1: gets rid of anxiety, depression, cancers.
Speaker 2: You've found the answer to everything.
Speaker 1: No, I just thought i'd checked it out, but I
Speaker 1: watched you TikTok and some girl was actually like it.
Speaker 1: Curreus Anti aging, it's great for this. Wow, So I
Speaker 1: do it. It's amazing.
Speaker 2: I've heard that too. I've been meaning to try that,
Speaker 2: but I can't be fire. I like shower.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll do walking. I'll take yours, you take mine.
Speaker 1: Start culture swap.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I don't need to take cold showers.
Speaker 2: You know there's another purpose for that. What if you've
Speaker 2: got a stiffy and you want to get rid of
Speaker 2: it cold shower if you're horning? Yeah, have you not
Speaker 2: heard that?
Speaker 1: I've never done that?
Speaker 2: You know, people say sorry, when you're around me, you're
Speaker 2: going to want a cold shower.
Speaker 1: I just thought that because you were sweaty.
Speaker 2: No, that's you.
Speaker 1: Ah checks out. I get it. Ah, it makes sense.
Speaker 2: How And now listen our third where prize keeper Jenner
Speaker 2: is here is normal. Hi, and we've got a fourth
Speaker 2: and fifth wheel here today we've got the hosts of
Speaker 2: Party Games podcasts, Oscar and Talisha. Welcome. Welcome, Darland for
Speaker 2: having us so excited. It's actually weird because the other
Speaker 2: day someone in our Facebook group was saying, we need
Speaker 2: new podcast recommendations. So here you are. There's one party
Speaker 2: games podcast.
Speaker 5: Well we started it because every other one's bad.
Speaker 2: Well, I got to warn you. It's true mine and
Speaker 2: Mitch's track record. Every time we collaborate with another podcast,
Speaker 2: they seem to pull the pin quite soon. Oh really Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's actually our ploy collaborate and crush.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh dear, oh dear podcast they were going in a
Speaker 2: matter of weeks, Tony Lodger's One woman show gone droid.
Speaker 2: Not long after.
Speaker 1: Fordham's radio program became on Our show plummeted in the ratings.
Speaker 4: Best but to you, no, look, we're going to defy
Speaker 4: the odds. Good and we're going to be besties forever.
Speaker 2: Are there any podcasts that you hate that you want
Speaker 2: us to collaborate with and we can bring them down?
Speaker 4: Yeah, good question, Joe roche Universal.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure you know what, because you're the Party
Speaker 1: Games podcast PGP. Are there any other party games podcasts
Speaker 1: in the library, because we have about six to seven
Speaker 1: other gems that we fight with all the time, So
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: What, No, Surprisingly, I stumbled across a couple of them,
Speaker 4: a couple of like two episodes PGPs. Yeah, they didn't
Speaker 4: call it part against podcast. One of them was called
Speaker 4: Party Games. I went to listen to it and it
Speaker 4: was literally just these two women playing actual party games,
Speaker 4: like not not how we do it with the twist.
Speaker 4: They were like they were like, okay, so Ethel is
Speaker 4: going to play pin the Tail on the Donkey and
Speaker 4: she's currently it was like.
Speaker 2: That's a great audio game.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Like it was literally like someone was sports commentating, thought
Speaker 4: today we'll be playing ginger.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're doing twister left foot.
Speaker 1: Job.
Speaker 2: So for anyone who hasn't actually listened to part against podcasts,
Speaker 2: you do put a twist on them, right, So like
Speaker 2: pin the Tale on the dickhead. You'll tell a story
Speaker 2: and you have to say who's the dickhead? And that's
Speaker 2: an things like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, we're very creative.
Speaker 2: We've actually done an episode on your podcast too. So
Speaker 2: if anyone, once you're done listening to our is it
Speaker 2: just me right now? You can jump over to part
Speaker 2: against podcasts. Mitch and I are we hanging out with them.
Speaker 1: It's going to be a who we love having it
Speaker 1: your first guest of season four.
Speaker 2: Guys, Oh, true, true, Sam, don't forget to reach out
Speaker 2: to Joe Rogan. We're going to make this happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I have reached out, no response back yet, so
Speaker 2: it's a few.
Speaker 1: Minutes spreads in misinformation. Will he'll come on? He'll come
Speaker 1: on a game.
Speaker 2: Do you feel like Joe Rogan is one of those
Speaker 2: people that just gets a lot of bad press that
Speaker 2: everyone makes up their mind a bit like Kyle Sanderalan's
Speaker 2: and then when you listen you're like, oh, he's actually
Speaker 2: quite charming but genuinely fun.
Speaker 1: He's fucked.
Speaker 6: I'm a straight white wrestler, like he's from the UFC.
Speaker 6: You want to know a fun fact that only straight
Speaker 6: people will know? Remember the games you.
Speaker 1: Guys will know part against podcasts a fear factory and
Speaker 1: like they've done you in like a perspect tank and
Speaker 1: then you come out and almost die and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you were fearful and what was the point of that?
Speaker 1: Gay Joe Rogan was the host of Fear Factor back
Speaker 1: in the day, which.
Speaker 4: Makes a lot of sense, just quietly, because like, if
Speaker 4: you're going to do a program like that, that's fucked
Speaker 4: naturally you are justice ferrals. I had fallen a tank
Speaker 4: full of like tarantula.
Speaker 2: We're trying to get him on the show. Oh sorry,
Speaker 2: thank you, Oscar.
Speaker 4: Fucked is slang for absolutely wonderful. So yeah, come on now.
Speaker 2: We've got quite a few. Is it just me is
Speaker 2: to get brew today? You've all bought one, h Jenny,
Speaker 2: you're going to throw one in the ring too, Oh
Speaker 2: my god? Really yeah, of course that's what happens. And
Speaker 2: we've got a guest. We all we all do one.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, if it is your first time listening, we
Speaker 6: start the show the same way every single week with
Speaker 6: two gems. Is it just me something we've noticed something
Speaker 6: we hate or appreciate? Why don't I go first? It's
Speaker 6: been a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hit me where do you go up about the show?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Do you know that the person
Speaker 1: sitting in this room featured on my radio program last night?
Speaker 2: Which one it's quite a few of us goodyear. Wasn't me?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Wasn't I have the audio here? Last night? I innocently
Speaker 1: was doing my award winning, highly paid radio show on
Speaker 1: the Kiss Network. I take a call and I put
Speaker 1: them to air, and they win my quiz. I do
Speaker 1: a nightly quiz with Sensational. They were a great caller,
Speaker 1: and right at the last minute.
Speaker 6: Before the cock struck twelve, it was revealed to me
Speaker 6: that the person that played my quiz and one is
Speaker 6: sitting in this very room.
Speaker 1: And I had no idea the whole time.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, who's the prize pig in this room? I'm
Speaker 2: thinking it was either Talisha or Oscar.
Speaker 1: I've got the audio. I've got the audio, and I
Speaker 1: will play it out.
Speaker 6: You can already use what they've used for goodness sake,
Speaker 6: and name three Salon couples, Him.
Speaker 5: Kardashian and Davidson.
Speaker 1: Talisha, it's Talisha Vescio. Did you that's Telicia winning my quiz? Correct? Mitchell?
Speaker 1: She used a fake name. She was Emma, and I
Speaker 1: had no idea the entire time.
Speaker 2: Wow, great friends you are? You don't even recognize the boys?
Speaker 1: No, I I.
Speaker 5: Obviously put on like a like a kiss listener voice.
Speaker 2: Describe that what changes did you?
Speaker 5: I'm off a bit of like a like a perky idiot, right,
Speaker 5: And I later revealed obviously that that it was me.
Speaker 2: What did you win?
Speaker 5: Some Gray Lines, pajama.
Speaker 7: Thank you lines, and you want you pulled me out
Speaker 7: of a hole because the first time, and that's how
Speaker 7: Oscar and I met, you put me out of a
Speaker 7: hole because six callers before her did not get the
Speaker 7: question horrid horrid?
Speaker 2: Were you listening to his radio show on purpose?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Like I was in the car and I was like, gotcha.
Speaker 5: My best friend she's on the pod on the on
Speaker 5: the radio.
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't.
Speaker 4: I was going to say form the best friend you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, So I listened to your show and I was like,
Speaker 5: here's an opportunity.
Speaker 1: I was like, everyone's dumb anyway, Emma, it was a
Speaker 1: pleasure working with you last night.
Speaker 2: Make you line.
Speaker 1: Thank you to Gray Lines for sponsoring the show. All right, Mitcha,
Speaker 1: you're ready for yours? Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 4: Is it just me.
Speaker 2: When you're changing your profile picture. What kind of maniac
Speaker 2: chooses to take a photo that's so good? You know,
Speaker 2: when it has the option to upload one from your
Speaker 2: camera roll or just take a photo then and there,
Speaker 2: the fuck just decides Yeah, I'll take one here and now,
Speaker 2: especially on webcams, Who the fuck uses that option?
Speaker 4: That's a great point because like when you're changing it.
Speaker 4: I don't know about you guys, but for me personally,
Speaker 4: I'm lying in bed with four chins out while I'm changing.
Speaker 1: A profile picture.
Speaker 4: Ah, that'll do. Look, I'll get out, Bertha, Abigail and
Speaker 4: Mildred get out for me current photo.
Speaker 2: The reason you're changing your profile picture is because you're
Speaker 2: sitting there and you're like, I want to look sexy.
Speaker 2: You don't take a photo then in there, and if.
Speaker 1: You're going to change your profile picture, you have had
Speaker 1: one planned for days.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I actually have done something like that before because
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, I'm in good lighting right now, and
Speaker 5: my good picture is like very far back.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: I just think it is a special kind of crazy.
Speaker 6: Come on, I mean enough confidence and or delusion to
Speaker 6: whip it out and go, Yeah, you know what I
Speaker 6: want the world to see one photo of me in
Speaker 6: their entire live get to this photo right now, and.
Speaker 4: It's not going to be the one that I face tuned.
Speaker 1: No exactly.
Speaker 2: I don't use face tune. I feel like that's a
Speaker 2: slip breeth slope. Once they start correcting one thing.
Speaker 1: Once, then someone was like, do you have a thiroid problem?
Speaker 1: I've just sinched my neck. Oh my god. Yeah, to
Speaker 1: look like an hour glass the next thing over there.
Speaker 6: You can't do any anything else because it distorts you
Speaker 6: the way your face looks.
Speaker 1: But you can do neck and you can do bodis.
Speaker 1: But other than that, I don't touch face.
Speaker 2: Someone actually said to me recently, looking at our new podcast,
Speaker 2: arn't work. They said, they photoshopped you too much. It
Speaker 2: doesn't even look like you. And I was like, what
Speaker 2: do you mean? And I pulled up the original unedited
Speaker 2: version and I said, look, it basically looks the same.
Speaker 2: And they said, oh, maybe it doesn't look like you
Speaker 2: because you're smiling so much. I was like, yeah, unrecognizable.
Speaker 2: I was happy.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: You can follow the show online just search a couple
Speaker 4: of mitches.
Speaker 5: If you don't, you're a tickhead.
Speaker 2: And when you search a couple of because that's where
Speaker 2: you'll find our merch. Another reminder link in bio.
Speaker 1: Okay, thinking by what I noticed, you did it, Mitch,
Speaker 1: I should never doubt you. You did a couple of merchers
Speaker 1: is the Yeah, it's just so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know right, it makes me laughing, very clever.
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen the merch yet, Mitch's wearing one.
Speaker 1: I've got one draped over my shoulder like I'm in
Speaker 1: wester Os. It's the beautiful tie die. Have you guys
Speaker 1: seen the merchant the ribbon?
Speaker 2: I also want to appeal to everyone because Mitch and
Speaker 2: I are having a bit of a battle as to
Speaker 2: who can sell more pop sockets.
Speaker 1: Oh, aren't we have a battle?
Speaker 2: Maybe you guys can hear us out. The debate is
Speaker 2: that he went with a blue pop socket, which I said,
Speaker 2: that's entrenching harmful sexist stereotypes. Blue for boys, nap, I'm
Speaker 2: going yellow for gender neutral girl. Okay, Okay, so I
Speaker 2: reckon everyone should buy mine unless you hate women, in
Speaker 2: which case, by.
Speaker 1: His if you guys ever felt if you guys ever
Speaker 1: felt down?
Speaker 4: Down?
Speaker 3: Up?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're depressed dark always? Sam? Have you felt down? Jenna?
Speaker 1: I have and I can admit that bit blue, bit blue,
Speaker 1: it's a universal emotion.
Speaker 4: Look, I think the color blue is dorge.
Speaker 2: How is that meant to appeal?
Speaker 1: Because it's exactly you'll yellow and you go, oh that's
Speaker 1: not yellow fever. Oh not me.
Speaker 2: No, yellow cheers you up. But it's like, you know,
Speaker 2: it brightens your day.
Speaker 1: Raise your hand. If you've called beyond blue and they've
Speaker 1: helped you at a crisis point in your life.
Speaker 4: I don't think I've been there yet.
Speaker 5: Not you with your hands.
Speaker 1: They're there to help.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want your pop socket on your phone to
Speaker 2: remind you of misery and being in the pits. Sure,
Speaker 2: go ahead.
Speaker 4: No, I'm team yellow on this one. Yellow because let
Speaker 4: me tell you, let.
Speaker 1: Me tell you hadn't.
Speaker 4: No, honestly, I think yellow fabulous. I mean they even
Speaker 4: say the color color theories and whatnot. Yellow is meant
Speaker 4: for happiness and joy in this and I think we
Speaker 4: all need that at the moments we do we do.
Speaker 4: I'm all about the I'm with your honey, I'm on
Speaker 4: the yellow.
Speaker 1: Guess guest number one has chosen their sign.
Speaker 5: Talia, I would I would go the blue.
Speaker 2: I would go the blue.
Speaker 5: If we're going on fucking color theory. Like the reason
Speaker 5: that the reason that Facebook and Twitter, heaps of corporations
Speaker 5: are blue is because it's meant to be like calming,
Speaker 5: a little like mentally stimulating. So if you want to
Speaker 5: be dumb, pick yellow.
Speaker 1: We've chosen.
Speaker 2: Just remember everything you say about the color yellow. You're
Speaker 2: slagging off our podcast as a whole, and blue around.
Speaker 1: Now on the pop sockets, purely on the we're talking
Speaker 1: pop sockets. Yeah right, they're available now if you don't
Speaker 1: like to support either Mitchell Kombs or by the yellow one,
Speaker 1: by the blue one. Also, you can get the shirts there.
Speaker 1: It's only there for the month of February. By the way,
Speaker 1: the first of March. You're fucking done for.
Speaker 2: We're fit came up with that name. Actually, we're going
Speaker 2: to give you credit for that.
Speaker 1: Grab a fab fit send it's a photo. We will
Speaker 1: reshare a photo of you in your feb fit. We
Speaker 1: love to see you're right. Okay, sorry, you've got a
Speaker 1: cough button on that mic you now, Yeah, it says
Speaker 1: so if you need to cough. I thought it said
Speaker 1: cock So no that No, that doesn't deploy dicks.
Speaker 2: Try it you hold it down.
Speaker 1: It turns your mic off. Well, you need to cough,
Speaker 1: so practice.
Speaker 3: Work.
Speaker 1: Why did your tongue touch the tip of the microphone?
Speaker 1: Did it?
Speaker 2: Miteors bad? The amount of times that you cough off
Speaker 2: mic but like everything else in the room picks it up.
Speaker 3: You're like.
Speaker 4: I thought they were fake.
Speaker 6: I'm we We have five people in the studio at
Speaker 6: the moment, there and Sam, so there are six buttons
Speaker 6: on the desk.
Speaker 1: If I need to cough, I have to ready after it.
Speaker 1: Now there you go. I can't fix puse. I can't do.
Speaker 2: You have to furiously finger bashed that death to turn
Speaker 2: them all off.
Speaker 1: Such a beautiful cough.
Speaker 4: Of it all.
Speaker 2: Now, who out you two wants to go first?
Speaker 8: With you?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Oscar? Talisa?
Speaker 4: I can go?
Speaker 2: I can go, Yeah, Talia, no dispute to that, Bradley
Speaker 2: q oscar in please Darlin?
Speaker 4: Is it just me? Are the prices for schnitty and
Speaker 4: beer combos just getting out of hand? I'm sorry, but
Speaker 4: like I am not paying a whole day's worth wage
Speaker 4: for a schnitty and a beer where the snitty is
Speaker 4: the size of my palm and it's covered with leafy
Speaker 4: canopy that they've gotten from the backyard. No like, I
Speaker 4: just think they're outrageous. I want to enjoy my schnitty
Speaker 4: beer in peace.
Speaker 2: Since when do you buy beer? Since when's that you're drinking?
Speaker 3: Joey?
Speaker 4: No, well it is it, But what if I.
Speaker 1: Wanted to You've seen people buy You've been outraged for them.
Speaker 2: How expensive are we talking?
Speaker 4: The most I've ever had to pay for like a
Speaker 4: chicken schnitzel and a drink has been like thirty five dollars.
Speaker 4: What that was at a part I can't remember the
Speaker 4: name of the pub, but that was at a pub
Speaker 4: in Sydney. But no, I just was gobsmacked and I thought, right, well,
Speaker 4: this better be the whole bloody chicken in this case,
Speaker 4: Like I want a whole hen.
Speaker 1: The whole hen better be coming out like they brought.
Speaker 4: Out the most saddest piece of chicken, and I was.
Speaker 6: I was dumb founded. I still ate it, but I
Speaker 6: was dumb for nothing worse than getting a schnitzel that
Speaker 6: is perfectly round, because you know they've trimmed the offcuts
Speaker 6: a good schnitt has.
Speaker 2: It's freyed here, it's literally rough around the edge.
Speaker 1: Got on old tail. It looks like a state, like
Speaker 1: it's just you know you want it to look fuck.
Speaker 2: Just saying you're in the presence of experts. Selicia and
Speaker 2: I used to host the Schnitty Committee podcast, and I
Speaker 2: think if there's anything we learned, it's that sometimes the
Speaker 2: cheap and nasty ones that visually look foul taste the
Speaker 2: most bloody beautiful.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thoroughly agree.
Speaker 6: I think the best invent sorry to just go to
Speaker 6: pure schnitty Chat for the moment. The best invention in
Speaker 6: the world of Schnitty's was Panco bread crumbs. Oh yeah,
Speaker 6: what's the difference between Tanco Panko? Were like the Japanese
Speaker 6: and descent, and they are, They're they're bigger, and they're
Speaker 6: the bigger pieces of crispier. Yeah, the big girl, not
Speaker 6: the Aussie classic bread crumbs in the box that your
Speaker 6: mum would buy.
Speaker 2: And I do love the Ozzie classic one though, And.
Speaker 1: Sandy, it's a it's a it's grittier and it's a
Speaker 1: smaller crow.
Speaker 2: I don't want the pinkoas to protrude too much. It
Speaker 2: makes it all sparky like a cactus.
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right.
Speaker 2: I like to caress my schnitzel without drawing blood.
Speaker 6: I say on three on three, let's all say the
Speaker 6: sauce we order with our schnitzel one two three great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the one of the one two three idea was
Speaker 2: not good. I didn't hear any of them.
Speaker 1: With my pepper sauce. You want pepper with.
Speaker 4: I'm all about the gravy, especially when it's like gluggy
Speaker 4: and thick. You get your spoon and you're just like.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all right, But squeeze a lemon, very metatroan Like,
Speaker 5: squeeze a lemon. You can't go wrong. That's true, that's beautiful.
Speaker 4: I do love a good lemon on top of my gravy. Clark, what, No,
Speaker 4: that's yuck.
Speaker 1: That's sorry that you know what that's gonna do?
Speaker 5: Like do something inside?
Speaker 4: No, well not for me, Dylan. I've got gats of steel.
Speaker 5: That's raft. Send me the bath.
Speaker 1: Double sources.
Speaker 5: God, the gut issues on me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's real.
Speaker 1: A health plastler. Yeah, that's what you need. I think
Speaker 1: you ask a great contribution.
Speaker 2: Celia. Are you ready for your Is it it's me?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: All right, here we go?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Is there no more powerful feeling than passing a blood
Speaker 5: clot and maintaining conversation and eye contact.
Speaker 1: Sorry, what and why you pointed at me?
Speaker 2: Everyone looks confused.
Speaker 5: I'm currently passing.
Speaker 2: What do you mean passing a blood clot?
Speaker 4: So when a.
Speaker 5: Person with a vagina is on a period, it's not
Speaker 5: just blood, yes, yeah, it is the inside of your
Speaker 5: like the uterine lining. So things come out and they
Speaker 5: look a little funky. So sometimes you get little blood
Speaker 5: clots and sometimes they're little, but sometimes they're the size
Speaker 5: of your hand, like and imagine like a little jelly
Speaker 5: cup flipped over on your hand.
Speaker 1: Pull up the cup and it's jiggling.
Speaker 4: I'm picturing gravy with a glug, speaking of picturing of
Speaker 4: like a self made jello shop.
Speaker 5: Think aeroplane jelly cup.
Speaker 2: I feel like the only person that can speak to
Speaker 2: this is someone with pussy power, like Jenna. Do you
Speaker 2: know what she's talking about? Are you passing a blood
Speaker 2: clot as we speak?
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm besotted by Jenne's pussy.
Speaker 2: Do you know I had to google the word besotted
Speaker 2: after you said it last week. It's a great word.
Speaker 1: Thank you very it's a very good things. Wow.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, yeah, so it doesn't happen all the time,
Speaker 5: like that's a that's a pretty rare occurrence. But when
Speaker 5: it does happen, and when you are passing a blood
Speaker 5: clot some it takes such strength to.
Speaker 2: Not look faithed, to just be like mm hmm, yeah,
Speaker 2: is this happening right now?
Speaker 5: Not currently, but I'm not saying it couldn't happen. My
Speaker 5: question is do you can you feel You'll never know, yes,
Speaker 5: you can feel it, yes, but you can feel it escaping.
Speaker 2: What does it feel like?
Speaker 5: Yeah, so say if you were to push a push
Speaker 5: a jelly cup three your hands, So if you would
Speaker 5: if you were to kind of open your hands a
Speaker 5: little bit and start dropping out this naked jelly cup,
Speaker 5: that's what it feels like.
Speaker 2: So like trying to ship through a cream safe door.
Speaker 5: Sometimes it doesn't just fully fall out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sometimes it's a bit of encouragement.
Speaker 5: You need to pull it out and finish the job.
Speaker 1: Okay, that I did not know.
Speaker 2: Jenna, are you know? Are you agreeing with this? Does
Speaker 2: that make sense to you?
Speaker 5: It makes sense to me. I don't like that feeling.
Speaker 2: Last week's episode, literally last week we titled this podcast
Speaker 2: pussy Power. We might have caught that again out of
Speaker 2: applause a pussy power, pussy.
Speaker 1: All right, speaking of Jenna, are you ready for your glad.
Speaker 2: Me that not only will we not have to deal
Speaker 2: with that as ourselves but in our partners.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, Although there's a multiple issues that come along with it,
Speaker 1: playing with an ass which we can unpack it.
Speaker 4: I speak for yourself.
Speaker 2: Never had a problem, all right, lucky last Jenna. You've
Speaker 2: got it's me for us, haven't you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've just thought of one.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go findal legium.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Does it feel like you're entering airport customs when you
Speaker 2: get to the cashro just so at ike Yes it does.
Speaker 2: You're like fuck taking my belt off that there's a
Speaker 2: certain urgency that I don't find comfortable.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's there on the weekend, and it was a
Speaker 5: stressful experience getting to the cashro.
Speaker 4: It's so much worse when the fuck head's behind you
Speaker 4: are trying to pressure you, and you're like, dallad, there's
Speaker 4: five people ahead of me, or the fuck do you
Speaker 4: want me to do? No? The amount of IKEA fights
Speaker 4: have almost gotten into I agree, and you there's something.
Speaker 1: About the width of the chickouts. They're so Scandinavian and wine,
Speaker 1: like they look like a security because they're so big.
Speaker 1: At Coals and narrow, it's easy. At Ikea, they're so
Speaker 1: you're like, where is the check out? Where does my
Speaker 1: trolley go? Yes?
Speaker 4: I know, And then the cashier get shitty because they're like,
Speaker 4: I'm over here done, and you're like, you are one
Speaker 4: hundred meters away from me, sweetheart, Like how am I
Speaker 4: going to get there?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, And it is pretty similar to the airport in
Speaker 5: the way that you do get strip searched.
Speaker 2: That always make you take off all your clothes if
Speaker 2: you're sas I knew.
Speaker 4: They're worried you've got a deck chair hung up there somewhere,
Speaker 4: so they need you to strip it and check your brow. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just realized by the way that we weren't talking
Speaker 2: about Aldi. I've never been to Ikea. Sorry, I thought
Speaker 2: when I said there's so much urgency, I thought you
Speaker 2: were talking about Aldi. But no, I can't relate. Sorry,
Speaker 2: it's just you been to I'm pretty sure Talisia. You
Speaker 2: took me there once for the meat balls, but I
Speaker 2: haven't gone and perused the shop to be fair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a great, great pick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, God, Okay, date Dale and why don't we all.
Speaker 1: Go there's one close to us.
Speaker 5: Should we do an episode?
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Why don't we train stay after closing and do a
Speaker 1: live show from one of the bedrooms. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, we play hide and go seek till they close
Speaker 2: it and then we come out.
Speaker 1: And then we just stay. That reminds me.
Speaker 4: There was a story a few years back of these
Speaker 4: two guys actually spent a night in ike and they died.
Speaker 2: They were assassinated once it was found out. I just
Speaker 2: don't get the fust. It sounds really stressful. I don't
Speaker 2: like big shopping and is like that where it's basically
Speaker 2: it white's out your afternoon. You can't just pop in.
Speaker 5: It's a day trip.
Speaker 1: It's a day trip. You pack your own sandwiches.
Speaker 2: It sounds stressful. And also I had to say to
Speaker 2: Talisha because she helped redecorate my house a while job,
Speaker 2: and I said, stop getting Ikea ship like a couple
Speaker 2: of things is fine, but I don't want the whole
Speaker 2: house to look like an Ikea showroom. And then she
Speaker 2: kept bloody wheeling in the I KA stuff bit after it,
Speaker 2: I said, I said, no more.
Speaker 1: I've been to your house.
Speaker 6: He's got the Fluffindorf and the skishkin and the orcan
Speaker 6: ink and the and the bot, and the killer and
Speaker 6: the killer and jar and the Jordan the house mate.
Speaker 1: That's the.
Speaker 5: Order one thing I'd get rid of.
Speaker 2: At one point, after I put the Ikea furniture band in,
Speaker 2: she would be like, okay, but then stop telling me
Speaker 2: it was Ikea. And then someone would come over and
Speaker 2: be like, oh, you got that table from my key,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, fucking bitch.
Speaker 5: Like she told me it was cuffed.
Speaker 1: You can always tell something from my Kea because the
Speaker 1: stick is on the bottom of them are in ninety
Speaker 1: different languages. It's like a Bible verse stuck underneath it,
Speaker 1: and you can't feel them off.
Speaker 4: Get off so hard to get off, and then you
Speaker 4: try to get them off and it just leaves all
Speaker 4: those like unnecessary.
Speaker 1: Residue, and you're like, ah, got to pop.
Speaker 4: Out something and go and get rid of it. Then
Speaker 4: you forget about it.
Speaker 2: Yes, you're really not selling it to me with this
Speaker 2: whole conversation thanks to today sponsor, you're.
Speaker 5: Really showing off the worst parts of IKEA's It's such
Speaker 5: it's an Oasi love.
Speaker 1: Okay, what what do you mean?
Speaker 2: It's an oasis.
Speaker 4: There is nothing better than walking into one of their
Speaker 4: showrooms and just seeing how they've done it all. And
Speaker 4: I don't know about you, but I personally go through it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I would have done this, this this,
Speaker 1: But like love, I'm.
Speaker 5: An interior designer, so I move everything.
Speaker 2: You rearrange ikea.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: Wow, what a con.
Speaker 6: I will say, though, make sure that you were sound
Speaker 6: in your relationship before you got away here, because it
Speaker 6: will really what's happening?
Speaker 1: Break scene?
Speaker 5: I've seen fights.
Speaker 1: Oh, the ikea is a sure fire away to end
Speaker 1: your relationship or to end in engagement.
Speaker 2: But what did happened with you? And aidenings happen?
Speaker 1: It's just it's just a steadfast rule. No, we're good.
Speaker 1: That's how we knew it was great.
Speaker 2: You've passed the ike He was a key bar.
Speaker 1: We've had arguments everyone. It happens. It's like the winds
Speaker 1: change and you sent it in your blood. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm about to fight with my boyfriend over nothing.
Speaker 5: It's the arrows on the floor. You're pressured.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, ship, that's the other thing that I hate.
Speaker 2: I like to go back and forth. I don't want
Speaker 2: to follow the arrows.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I actually don't know if you could handle a ka.
Speaker 2: I'm no sheep. I like to take the road less travel.
Speaker 1: Have you been to Costco? Mitch, No, you never. If
Speaker 1: you can't hit, you will just die. You will disintegrate it.
Speaker 2: And it's so fine having never been to either.
Speaker 1: I've got a membership. We can all go. I love Costco.
Speaker 5: I've never been to Costco. A slice of pizza is
Speaker 5: the size of like.
Speaker 1: Your your face. Yeah, it's.
Speaker 4: Like you go in and you're like, I just need
Speaker 4: a couple of things, and you walk out with about
Speaker 4: five trolleys full and you can't fit it in your calf.
Speaker 1: Do you know what we're actually buying? We didn't ask
Speaker 1: what were you getting in the end.
Speaker 8: Some shelfs and things I'm redecorating, Oh, don't ask me.
Speaker 2: No, but not nothing else, just a shelf raw Oh okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: well I'm glads so glad you asked that. That was
Speaker 2: a real conversation, wasn't it my pleasure?
Speaker 4: Listening on Spotify? Don't forget to leave a five star leading.
Speaker 2: You're listening to?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: We've got some special guests joining us today on the
Speaker 6: show at Talishavski I, Oscar Kirk from the Party Games
Speaker 6: podcast We Love Them Welcome Now.
Speaker 2: Last week, when I mentioned that Talisha and Oscar were
Speaker 2: going to be coming on, Mitch decided that he had
Speaker 2: a challenge in mind for you, Oscar. Okay, so this
Speaker 2: is what he said. Our good friend Talisia Vesko, who
Speaker 2: I used to do not my cup of tea with,
Speaker 2: she's got a new podcast without mate Oscar. So they're
Speaker 2: going to be both coming in here next week. Party
Speaker 2: Games podcast, that's what they've called.
Speaker 1: And what can I challenge him to bring something to
Speaker 1: the table on the show? You can do it. You're
Speaker 1: like Oscar, if you're getting this audio, I'd like to
Speaker 1: get a jingle written for is it just me the podcast?
Speaker 1: It doesn't have to be a full song, just a jingle.
Speaker 2: Well, anyone who knows Oscar in real life knows he's
Speaker 2: got some pipes on him and he likes the show
Speaker 2: off his singing voice at any opportunity. So I feel
Speaker 2: like you're not going to say no to that, are you?
Speaker 4: Oh god, no, are you kidding?
Speaker 1: I've got some tracks for you. Yeah, all right? Music?
Speaker 1: Do you want it?
Speaker 4: Like a specific style?
Speaker 2: Or like, you know, I reckon, can you do your
Speaker 2: Britney Speed's impression and then we'll just tell everyone it
Speaker 2: was actually Britney. Okay, yeah, yeah, right, choose the backing track.
Speaker 1: What do we got? This is my go to fave.
Speaker 4: That's definitely not but I am.
Speaker 1: I'm very Mormon in energy. Okay, this is Brittany just
Speaker 1: bit and bitch there and Jane is here sucking bitch.
Speaker 2: Can you thrown a verse plugging our new merch please?
Speaker 2: They've got that.
Speaker 1: You should go and get about je Jennie.
Speaker 2: And heard the sun.
Speaker 1: We ran out of backing track.
Speaker 2: I feel like we should have looped that we could.
Speaker 2: He could have gone for hours.
Speaker 1: You want to keep going? Okay, So here's some.
Speaker 2: Things to include. Subscribe on app note, follow on Apple
Speaker 2: and Spotify, Follow a couple of mitches on social media.
Speaker 1: I've got some more music. Would you like? Sure? I
Speaker 1: found some This could change things up, change the energy.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 2: Make shaw It follow.
Speaker 7: Sartified bodcasts.
Speaker 2: Hello, follow what said the podcast?
Speaker 3: Name?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 1: John to me? Leave right?
Speaker 2: Nice? Covered the Chane.
Speaker 1: Literal puns and that cheery.
Speaker 4: Hello Jane's hair che pussy right, we can use that.
Speaker 1: Jenny's here with her pussy. I'm telling you you are goin.
Speaker 1: It could be quite good. Are you sure?
Speaker 2: Well, I've got another challenge for Talisha. Actually, yes, you've
Speaker 2: challenged Oscar, but I don't reckon this will be a challenge. Actually,
Speaker 2: we've done it a million times before. Hit it as
Speaker 2: an opener. Oh yeah, so over on not my cup
Speaker 2: at tea. Tualisha and I used to do these, calling
Speaker 2: in sick to places I don't work at prank calls.
Speaker 2: When I say Talisha and I, we hosted the podcast together,
Speaker 2: but this was very much her thing.
Speaker 1: I remember seeing the video. It was viral before the
Speaker 1: show was canceled. I saw it the Kmark. You called
Speaker 1: it to k Mart sick. That was the biggest one.
Speaker 2: Yes, we've actually done one on this podcast before, but
Speaker 2: it was back in episode thirteen, so we're too for another.
Speaker 1: We did that together. We called in sick to the
Speaker 1: North Pole.
Speaker 2: No, you called Bunnings because you and you couldn't work
Speaker 2: the Christmas shift because you're Santa and you're busy on
Speaker 2: Christmas night.
Speaker 1: I forget. Now what are we doing today?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I reckon. I want you guys to team up again
Speaker 2: because we've worked. It worked well last time, the combination
Speaker 2: of the two of you.
Speaker 5: So last time I was your wife, Mitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've been mister and missus clause.
Speaker 2: I reckon you should be I could be your mother.
Speaker 2: I was going to say, Tulisa's really good at like
Speaker 2: being a mother role, like doing that impression.
Speaker 1: I'm quite maternal, so can you could be my mom?
Speaker 1: But I don't want to be my mom? Like we
Speaker 1: should put a should be characters?
Speaker 2: No, So I had an idea. Tuisa and I were
Speaker 2: talking about it before. I said that she should call
Speaker 2: into like a TV or radio station or something and
Speaker 2: pretend to be a presenter's mother, and then you have
Speaker 2: to do an impression of them to be like, Hi,
Speaker 2: it's Karl Sefanovic's mummy, can't come in tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Love karenefo he can't wake up? And then I'll be
Speaker 6: carrying the background.
Speaker 1: Who can we be? Could we call Sunrise Channel seven officers?
Speaker 2: I thought that, but I think she's mum might be
Speaker 2: dead and.
Speaker 1: O'Keefe come in.
Speaker 2: Actually, who can you do an impression of out from
Speaker 2: home and Away?
Speaker 1: How does he sound?
Speaker 4: Flame and Glara and Glah?
Speaker 1: I can't you do better than imprison don't even watch
Speaker 1: the show. What if we call the production crew behind
Speaker 1: neighbors and we were resigning on behalf of the sand Frost.
Speaker 2: Management, she'd the word there. But if there's no one
Speaker 2: you can do an impression of, then it won't impression like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, hugh'sy Oh, it's Hughes's mama. Like I'd
Speaker 2: be like, Hi, my name's Jennifer Hughes, my son David to.
Speaker 1: Be Helen, Helen.
Speaker 4: What if we call the production company from marking off.
Speaker 1: He's a judge on that?
Speaker 2: Can you do the impression? He's a bit he's like that,
Speaker 2: but a bit more yelly. Yeah, okay, so the good
Speaker 2: the good news is that Caramel Hughes is very much.
Speaker 1: Alive, and well, do we ring channel ten reception?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was actually car I was just thinking to myself
Speaker 2: because he works at today f M as well. I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, maybe Carmel could call him sick to
Speaker 2: his radio show. But then I thought, oh, Today FM
Speaker 2: don't have a good track record with prank calls, so
Speaker 2: that might not go down. Well, yeah, let's get carm
Speaker 2: just rings channel ten reception. He goes, Oh, I just
Speaker 2: want to double check Dave's schedule because he's a big
Speaker 2: crook and I'm not sure a bit crook. Okay, So
Speaker 2: Carmel Hughes is going to call in behalf of Dave.
Speaker 1: And if you need me, I'm in the background, but
Speaker 1: I'm a bit I'm under the weather.
Speaker 2: I reckon you should sound a bit sick in the background,
Speaker 2: like how would huesy cough? Don't do it on Mike though.
Speaker 1: That's all right. I'm darling. Are you ready? Come on?
Speaker 1: You're ready.
Speaker 2: You guys are doing the works. They're ready when you are.
Speaker 8: Hi, Thanks for calling channelton.
Speaker 4: Someone will be with you as soon as possible.
Speaker 3: Miss your favorite show. You can always catch up any time.
Speaker 3: Looking on you.
Speaker 1: You should have picked up a profit or network like
Speaker 1: Channel seven.
Speaker 8: Good afternoon, this is network ten, viacomcibis. How can I
Speaker 8: help you?
Speaker 1: Hi, darling? How are you good?
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good.
Speaker 5: I'm Carmel, Carmel Hughes. I'm Dave's mother.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, did you want to put you through?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: If I could, Thanks, of course, Dave, She say, yeah,
Speaker 5: Dave's mom.
Speaker 8: Okay, perfect one moment.
Speaker 5: Thanks Darlin, Thank.
Speaker 3: You your favorite show. Catch up by logging onto.
Speaker 1: An executive days.
Speaker 8: Hi, so thank you so much for waiting. There was
Speaker 8: nothing coming up with Dave on my system.
Speaker 5: His surname Husy Dave Dave. Sorry, it's his mother, Carmel.
Speaker 8: No, No, that's okay. I just don't have the number
Speaker 8: in my system for some reason.
Speaker 5: Well, that's okay, that's okay. I just wanted to call
Speaker 5: and just just let you know that Dave Dave's a
Speaker 5: bit crook Okay.
Speaker 8: Sorry, I'm not too sure why he's not coming up
Speaker 8: on here.
Speaker 5: That's all right, that's all right, Dave, Dave, I'm calling,
Speaker 5: I'm calling, okay. No, I just wanted Aaron mullin. No
Speaker 5: reception reception. You just told me to call work, of course. Sorry,
Speaker 5: darl are you still there?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 5: Sorry, No, you're right, you're right. So Dave was meant
Speaker 5: to be coming in for a mask singing. Was it
Speaker 5: a recording or a singer mam. Yeah, it's like a mask, yes,
Speaker 5: so for the master singer. And he's he's feeling a
Speaker 5: bit crook is at my house.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 5: So I just I wasn't sure who to notify.
Speaker 8: Okay, no worries, I'll take care of that. Thank you
Speaker 8: so much for calling.
Speaker 5: No, that's all right, thanks for your thanks for help,
Speaker 5: Del no worries at all.
Speaker 1: Hi, we're just jumping in. This is a preg where
Speaker 1: an iHeartRadio podcast. We're not actually Dave Used.
Speaker 8: Okay, I did think so.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 6: No, we are a couple of meches from my Heart Radio.
Speaker 6: We're not Dafuse. We just wanted to see if we
Speaker 6: could call him sick for him with his fake mum.
Speaker 6: But clearly you're you're too good at your job.
Speaker 5: I was.
Speaker 8: I was thinking, I'm like, this isn't a person.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad I.
Speaker 8: Could give you some laughs in the meeting time. Anyway,
Speaker 8: did you think.
Speaker 2: That Dave Youth working accounts or something?
Speaker 8: I didn't. I thought. I was like, oh, I don't
Speaker 8: want to like say no in case i'm because somebody
Speaker 8: gets so many prank calls and I'm like, oh, maybe
Speaker 8: I'm actually real. Oh we get so many like and
Speaker 8: I haven't been working here that long, so sometimes I think.
Speaker 2: It's just me.
Speaker 8: No, I don't be sorry, just me.
Speaker 1: Well that's a great name for a podcast. That's actually
Speaker 1: the name of the show.
Speaker 8: So there we go.
Speaker 4: I love you.
Speaker 1: You're a superstar. Thank you for coming on.
Speaker 8: No worries at all, Thank you for calling. That was
Speaker 8: quite funny.
Speaker 1: So yeah you later what a sweeth.
Speaker 4: You could tell that she was so new because she's like,
Speaker 4: it's not coming up.
Speaker 2: It's like.
Speaker 5: Transferring to day.
Speaker 1: I'm calling stick on behalf of Dave. No worries not
Speaker 1: connect you to Dave. If I know anything, he's on
Speaker 1: my laud listen.
Speaker 6: If you want more of this bullshit, we did jump
Speaker 6: on the part of Games Podcast with you guys this week.
Speaker 2: That episode's already out, So if you want more of this, yeah,
Speaker 2: where you can catch Mitch and I and Jenna over
Speaker 2: on Party Games Podcast.
Speaker 1: Otherwise, it was so much fun having you on.
Speaker 2: Absolute hoot. Are you going to be doing what we
Speaker 2: did to you and have like dares up your sleeve?
Speaker 2: I made you do a call, he made you do
Speaker 2: a song.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this this stuff? Yeah god, yeah stuff. We're pumped
Speaker 1: and I can feel the blood clot sliding out of
Speaker 1: what are you doing a great shop?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Yes, Yes, we'll see you guys next week Episode ninety eight.
Speaker 2: Mute again, Sorry sorry.
Speaker 1: Sam, Sam's back. Did you get an update from Joe
Speaker 1: Rogan's team.
Speaker 2: Yes, we just got an email back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and unfortunately because of all the bad's chats, he
Speaker 4: wants to say as far aways.
Speaker 1: Fair enough.
Speaker 2: I wonder if I wonder if, because he and I
Speaker 2: both Spotify colleagues, if you have an internal email like
Speaker 2: Jay Rogan, Yeah, you give me the format and I'll
Speaker 2: just hasdle it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just give the amount of generous she will
Speaker 1: do the rest. We will get to show on the
Speaker 1: show next week. If anyone's going to be persulted via plus,
Speaker 1: it's him. All right, We love you guys, Thank you
Speaker 1: for listening. It was a pleasure. Merch is available for
Speaker 1: the next of course that.
Speaker 2: We don't want to keep nagging you, but there's a
Speaker 2: time limit. Get your ordered them before the end of February.
Speaker 1: Okay, and we'll see you next week. Thanks for listening,
Speaker 1: all right, catch.
Speaker 2: You on part against podcast. Huh se?
Speaker 1: Then is it just me podcast?
Speaker 4: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcastuff.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 2: the end, we pretend that we're done and then we
Speaker 2: fuck about a bit. Yeah, there's nothing planned for this stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what we thought. I mean, ad debrief.
Speaker 1: On this week's episode, we did a lot of rambling
Speaker 1: in that show. Is just the part of games podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, Like if you want a little bit of
Speaker 2: extra to go over to their podcast, all right, go
Speaker 2: ahead and listen. Actually, you know what we've got to
Speaker 2: do while we're here. We've got a message carry in
Speaker 2: and Patty newsh my god.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So if you guys missed it, no, I how do you.
Speaker 5: As in like the widow the late noa.
Speaker 1: I'm like bertrand Talisa who broke the news to you
Speaker 1: that bon was dead. You did remember we were at
Speaker 1: all right, Hayes birthday in a gay club and over
Speaker 1: the over the obnoxious drag No. I love the drag
Speaker 1: queen even not just gay men drinking.
Speaker 5: I was like, I do remember that night, very vaguely.
Speaker 5: I do remember your sister standing in front of a
Speaker 5: drag queen and the drag queen. Don't you ever do
Speaker 5: that to me again, standing on the standing on the
Speaker 5: stage and like cussing out your fucking sister.
Speaker 6: She was like, thank you, thank you for the thank
Speaker 6: you to the club for being here, but that one
Speaker 6: bit you think she's better than me.
Speaker 1: Never dance in front of a drag queen again. My
Speaker 1: four straight sister had never been to a gay club.
Speaker 5: At night, but she didn't even like register that it
Speaker 5: was abound.
Speaker 1: She was just like just sitting there, just like wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: what did she do? She was coming down in front,
Speaker 1: stood in front of the drag queen, didn't realize that
Speaker 1: they were performing. Straight clubs don't have accident.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure the drag queens were like entering from
Speaker 2: the audience and just kind of got in the way
Speaker 2: trying to cook a.
Speaker 5: Jumper, and your sister was standing there double parked.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing. She got married two days. She got married
Speaker 1: on Friday.
Speaker 2: Sorry to be that bitch, But getting back on track.
Speaker 2: The reason we're talking about this is because Mitch and
Speaker 2: I picked one celebrity each to message voice message every
Speaker 2: week on the podcast until someone replies, I've got nothing
Speaker 2: from Kerry Inn yet.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck.
Speaker 2: I think I'm so desperate for this thing doing nothing
Speaker 2: that That's what I mean. I think I'm so desperate
Speaker 2: to win this thing. I actually had a dream last
Speaker 2: night that Kerry Ane replied, and then I woke up
Speaker 2: this morning. I was so upset that she didn't.
Speaker 1: But is she has?
Speaker 4: She even opened them?
Speaker 2: Nah?
Speaker 1: No, and I've done Patty and I've just got an
Speaker 1: update from Paddy Mitch.
Speaker 2: I haven't. I don't know if I've told you this,
Speaker 2: but completely outside of any podcast, it's for our own
Speaker 2: internal content. Oscar's been relentlessly voice messaging Niki Webster and
Speaker 2: they're all seen, but she never reply.
Speaker 4: So here's the thing. I am relentless on Nicky Webster
Speaker 4: because she plays some of the one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she just.
Speaker 5: Go down to a dance studio on the central host.
Speaker 4: Actually she is due for one. Actually I haven't done it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you should send a void what we're doing out.
Speaker 4: So I have sent her three from the twenty first
Speaker 4: of December, the seventeenth of January, of the twenty third
Speaker 4: of January, and she has left me on scene all
Speaker 4: three times.
Speaker 2: It's even more embarrassing. Like I have hope that when
Speaker 2: Kerri and sees us, she'll be like, oh, of course
Speaker 2: I'll reply, But she's not choosing to ignore you.
Speaker 4: She I'm probably a couple of messages away from being blocked.
Speaker 4: It's also not like she's booked and busy. She's got
Speaker 4: nothing going on. She's done nothing since the last singer
Speaker 4: number one correct them. I want to hear what they Yeah,
Speaker 4: oh god, sorry, t Yeah all right?
Speaker 2: Just yeah, ok. That the next one that frightened her. No,
Speaker 2: and then the last one, the most recent one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this recent.
Speaker 4: Oh, Nikki, how's it Collen?
Speaker 2: And she still didn't reply to that. That was conversations.
Speaker 4: And you know why, I thought, Nikki, you could have
Speaker 4: made a new friend.
Speaker 5: I think you're going to give us something.
Speaker 1: You send another one ask a question as a question,
Speaker 1: can I play you what I've said to Patty? That's
Speaker 1: what I've said to Patty, like I've heard. If you
Speaker 1: listen to you haven't heard. So this is what I
Speaker 1: said to Patty.
Speaker 4: You want to hear it?
Speaker 1: So I think this is more inviting.
Speaker 9: Patt okay, pat okay? One two three, Patty, come on
Speaker 9: my show with me. Hello, Patty, it's mentioned Churi. I
Speaker 9: would just love to keep you all my podcast as
Speaker 9: a guest. I thought I'd do a little cheeky spin
Speaker 9: and sing you a song. You are a showtime legend,
Speaker 9: so we'd love to have you on the podcast to
Speaker 9: to banter with this and I love you, Patty.
Speaker 2: It's still nothing neither.
Speaker 5: Han't you had a song?
Speaker 1: Song?
Speaker 6: And I did also pay my respects to Bert the
Speaker 6: previous message you introduced yourself.
Speaker 2: Last week, I spoke to carry in and an indie
Speaker 2: thing's voice. I was like, Kerry, God, I don't know
Speaker 2: what else is senda. You go first to Nicky web
Speaker 2: What we so? What do we?
Speaker 3: It's up to you.
Speaker 2: What do you want to say?
Speaker 5: I think you should just do a cover of Strawberry Kisses.
Speaker 4: The only thing, the only part I know is the
Speaker 4: actual first line.
Speaker 2: I think to do that first line, but the absolute
Speaker 2: ship out.
Speaker 1: Of it, Jack Vijeanette, what do you mean bathroom?
Speaker 4: Should I say that at the old lage? Just by
Speaker 4: the way, Nikki, I'm nude in the bathroom?
Speaker 2: N I reckon, If you just ship out of the
Speaker 2: first line that first, I'll scare her too.
Speaker 1: We don't know her stance on the commuting What do
Speaker 1: you mean, Rich.
Speaker 4: That's true where she could she might not be an ally.
Speaker 5: What's the first line of.
Speaker 1: The first line?
Speaker 2: Well, I knew what he meant.
Speaker 4: That's the only line. Sorry, go on, Oh god, sorry,
Speaker 4: carry on. That's the only line I know. I was
Speaker 4: never really a Nicky Webster fan. I just like harassing er.
Speaker 2: Did you give a flying fuck about romantics? That's not
Speaker 2: the first line. She's whippering in the back.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right here, I've got another podcast to record,
Speaker 4: right quiet on set plans.
Speaker 1: We haven't been speaking. I've been mess and you stuffy
Speaker 1: kissing he niky.
Speaker 4: I'm a really huge fan and I would really appreciate
Speaker 4: and love you so much if you would just respond
Speaker 4: to this, because I've been a die hard fan since
Speaker 4: I saw you at the Olympics, you know, when I
Speaker 4: was two years old. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Love you just a horse. She's like, we get the trot.
Speaker 1: That is going to get me blocked, that's going to
Speaker 1: get you a mess.
Speaker 4: I've sent one to like Tracy Grimshaw as well. I
Speaker 4: thought I wanted to Messa Tracy Well, I tried to,
Speaker 4: but she's got her settings as like external people can't
Speaker 4: message up. Didn't it's a blue.
Speaker 1: Mitch and I could, of course, Yeah, you guys can.
Speaker 2: All right, what are you going to send a patty?
Speaker 5: Go on?
Speaker 2: We've got to do one a week until someone gets
Speaker 2: back to us, or until we get bored of it.
Speaker 1: What should I send a patty?
Speaker 3: In?
Speaker 1: Youwton?
Speaker 2: I mean, you can only be so friendly and so inviting.
Speaker 1: I'll do one more nice one than next week. I'll
Speaker 1: get County.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I love that, Hi, Patty.
Speaker 6: Listen, the best components to make the perfect burger are
Speaker 6: the bun, the lettuce, But you couldn't have a burger
Speaker 6: without the paddy.
Speaker 1: And that's how I feel you are to our podcast.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: We have the bread, we have the lettuce, we have
Speaker 6: the sauce, but we're missing the paddy. Please accept my
Speaker 6: invitation to come on the podcast. We will pay for
Speaker 6: the uber if you need it to get here. The
Speaker 6: roads are tough this time a year.
Speaker 1: Hit us up. Thanks pat done, send it.
Speaker 2: Wow Wow, I did not know where that was going.
Speaker 1: It was one wind, but we got there in the end.
Speaker 4: Crapy Peby. You're gonna call her next week if she
Speaker 4: doesn't responds, so.
Speaker 2: We're good for it.
Speaker 1: By a MacBook and if she, if she needs it,
Speaker 1: take the money out of the Kiddy Show. Love you
Speaker 1: all right now? You for Kerry Anne. What does Kranne love? Money?
Speaker 1: Being craft?
Speaker 4: Witchcraft? Being awful?
Speaker 2: She seemed like playful to you, like no okin playful.
Speaker 5: If in the right I think she's a dominat trix.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 4: Like she likes Whipping B D s M.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've got something hard.
Speaker 1: Said whip like me?
Speaker 4: Can we get Carry Anne to do a cover of S.
Speaker 3: And M show?
Speaker 2: All right, I'm going to send my message to Kerry,
Speaker 2: and now you're ready for this, Carry Anne, why don't
Speaker 2: we play a game of Hide and guys seek. You're in,
Speaker 2: so go and hide and don't come out till I
Speaker 2: find you. One two three.
Speaker 1: There we go, so.
Speaker 2: Threatening, suddenly we have world peace. Carry Ane's hiding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've done the world.
Speaker 4: Well done, honey.
Speaker 2: You can't tell I've really just accepted that the beach
Speaker 2: is never getting back to me. So I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: going to have fun with it.
Speaker 4: Well, I messaged her too. Actually on that evening that
Speaker 4: I was sending thousands of voice messages to just random celebrities,
Speaker 4: so like, you know, it just got lost in the requests.
Speaker 1: What about in ten years? And this podcast is well
Speaker 1: and truly canceled. And then we get message replies from
Speaker 1: Paddy and from Kerry and Kennelly.
Speaker 2: Oh I know, would like, can we get a reply
Speaker 2: from their estate? Who inherit the Instagram after they die?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because when they die, they go Please send a
Speaker 1: message of support to the Kennedy Estate, send a voice
Speaker 1: note to her Instagram and then she's paid someone to
Speaker 1: go through it, and then right at the end of
Speaker 1: our singing, Padda Cake, paddy Cake three.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I see it.
Speaker 2: It should be a game of who gets blocked now,
Speaker 2: because clearly none of us are getting replied.
Speaker 4: Oh god, I really want Jenna to do one. I
Speaker 4: really want Jenna to do one.
Speaker 1: But Jenna needs to like voice note a brand to
Speaker 1: be upset that the product is out of stock called
Speaker 1: bras and things.
Speaker 2: No, they will reply because they've got people high as
Speaker 2: social media may do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, really they do.
Speaker 2: Why do you send Andrew O'Keefe a message until he
Speaker 2: gets out of prison? Every week counted down the days, babe.
Speaker 1: He's in prison.
Speaker 4: He's imprisoned.
Speaker 1: Really, it's very serious.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's imprisoned, but it's about to.
Speaker 4: He's detained.
Speaker 5: Problems.
Speaker 2: Google it, darling. We don't have time. We've gotta do
Speaker 2: your fucking podcast.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, all right, google it.
Speaker 1: Party Games podcast. Pete GP is a girl. Listen now.
Speaker 1: It's in the feed. Oscar and Talia, it was great
Speaker 1: to have you on. Thanksgain, thank you.
Speaker 5: Thank you, who's hosting Deal and Deal Larium?
Speaker 2: That would act years ago. What do you want about.
Speaker 1: Larry's hosting the Chase?
Speaker 2: That's Jenna Larry Ender voice message.
Speaker 1: Larry.
Speaker 5: Is he on Instagram?
Speaker 4: Of course he let's find out.
Speaker 2: Sorry, he's quite funny on there. Actually do follow him.
Speaker 1: He is very full.
Speaker 2: So his son is girl just emda. You might have
Speaker 2: seen him on the side of buses in like boost
Speaker 2: juice ads and stuff. Yeah, I just see. I just
Speaker 2: look at the bus and I go though the emder eyes.
Speaker 2: I can tell I know who your father is. Okay,
Speaker 2: al right, off your go. What are you doing, Mitchell?
Speaker 1: I'm drawing?
Speaker 2: Sorry since where he sketched just in the middle of
Speaker 2: the recording?
Speaker 5: Up, Larry, it's Jenna here.
Speaker 4: You might know me as groundskeeper Jenna from Isn't Podcast?
Speaker 5: Oh it's price Keeper? Actually sorry?
Speaker 2: Can I start again?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, because then it's no it's now he knows he
Speaker 2: knows starting a fluster.
Speaker 5: Hi, Hi, Larry, it's Jenna. I work in radio.
Speaker 7: I was wondering whether you would like to enjoy as
Speaker 7: a guest on a podcast I contribute to called.
Speaker 8: Is It Just Me?
Speaker 5: I'd love to have you on the show. Let's bye.
Speaker 2: All right, imagine if that's how produce is actually reached down. Hi,
Speaker 2: it's Katy Perry's manager, a free spot, Katy Perry's manager,
Speaker 2: you know from the radio. All right, we'll we better
Speaker 2: get out here and head over to Part Against podcast.
Speaker 1: Let's go getting the dice ound. If your past go,
Speaker 1: don't collect your cash, ladies and gents, go straight to
Speaker 1: Party Games podcast. Thank you. That should be your intro
Speaker 1: every show. Oh yeah, definitely come back next week and
Speaker 1: make sure your pass go and collect two hundred. Because
Speaker 1: that's good. I'll just take that little soundby you know what,
Speaker 1: you know you hate roll the dice? Listen to part
Speaker 1: Against podcast. We'll get you to do some line is
Speaker 1: why don't want to hate? Hey guy, draw four and.
Speaker 2: We brainstorm know another you know another party game? Yeah yeah, Pinyard,
Speaker 2: so you could say belt the ship out. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: you're listening to party podcast.
Speaker 1: What about these these split open.
Speaker 4: Fucking flop partians podcast?
Speaker 1: Heaven?
Speaker 2: Anyway, we should go.
Speaker 4: Still recording.
Speaker 1: So yeah, at what point did we.
Speaker 2: Wrap up and say goodbye? Of course we're still recording.
Speaker 2: It'd be a very sudden end at the show.
Speaker 1: If you can get them all on Instagram podcast. We'll
Speaker 1: see you next week guys, and as always, we.
Speaker 2: Hope this podcast made you feel at least two percent
Speaker 2: better today. That's all. So yeah, that's our new sign
Speaker 2: off every week.
Speaker 1: Drink everyone, drink the wine and have the wafer, break
Speaker 1: the bread, break the bread, and don't pass go.
Speaker 2: Catch you next week.
Speaker 1: It's love Yah bye.
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