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Speaker 1: Calling Christian name drop a bit here, There you go.

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Speaker 1: We'll call next find out who's kicking off this week.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, who's calling Christian?

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Speaker 2: Hello Christian, it's Joline knogaak Linda twisted to two point

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Speaker 2: zero calling from La.

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Speaker 1: Well, we've had three four three cast members last week.

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Speaker 1: Now we begin this week with another one. So you're

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Speaker 1: Linda number two. You were Linda number two.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Linda number two yep from the second series.

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Speaker 1: Wow, welcome to the show. So where in the world

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Speaker 1: are you calling from? Are you here in Melbourne?

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Speaker 2: No, no calling from La. I've been living out here

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Speaker 2: for about the last coming off, but last five years

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Speaker 2: have been out here permanently.

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Speaker 1: I just retired on the All those performance checks from

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Speaker 1: around the twist and the repeats, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's Lucretia crittive performance checks yeah by.

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Speaker 1: One, yes, all of those. So listen. Thank you very

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Speaker 1: much for give us a call. Who asked you to

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Speaker 2: Well? Since I heard Samson was on the show on Friday,

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Speaker 2: my phone's been running hot. So I had a number

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Speaker 2: of people, but my brother and nephew.

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Speaker 3: My nephew, ninety year old nephew Lockey is the one

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Speaker 3: that got in touch with me about calling you awesome?

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Speaker 2: So tell me this sepisodes of talking about round.

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Speaker 1: Between Noah, we are become obsessed with it. Linda, So

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Speaker 1: were you the Linda that fell in love with a

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Speaker 4: Look, you know I wasn't.

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Speaker 2: But I was the Linda who fell in love with

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Speaker 2: a merman as you do. So you know that was

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Speaker 2: pretty pretty significant.

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Speaker 1: Yes, a very strange kids TeV show, wasn't it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, look, it was all because of Paul Jenny's

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Speaker 4: So yeah, I mean it was.

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Speaker 2: It was an out there theories. It was amazing and

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Speaker 2: I feel like, you know, kind of more bold stories

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Speaker 2: like that still need to be told told today.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And there's a charity of supporting.

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Speaker 5: Yes, there is.

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Speaker 2: It is The Impact for Women. It's a completely volunteer

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Speaker 2: and their mission is to make a difference to Victorian

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Speaker 2: So I've nominated them today because, as I said, they're

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Speaker 1: Good for you for sport, and such a important foundation

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Speaker 1: in charity. And what are you doing now? Then?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Look, you know, aside from exceeding by last time quota

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Speaker 5: Et cetera.

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Speaker 2: But hanging out here, I've been working on, Oh look,

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Speaker 2: Way to the Top.

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Speaker 3: They find that online if they're interested, they can you

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Speaker 2: And it's a little peep behind the show being's curtain

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Speaker 1: So to speak, cool, Well do you get out now?

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Speaker 1: So your one was left towards the end of Friday

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Speaker 2: What is the scariest thing that you have ever done?

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Speaker 1: What's the scariest thing you've ever done?

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Speaker 1: It sounds a more extreme episode a Round the Twist.

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Speaker 1: That's brilliant. Jenny, thank you very much for your story.

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Speaker 2: of passage, my question is to the next person, what

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Speaker 1: Great question, brilliant question. Jenny, Thank you very much. That right,

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Speaker 1: Christian?

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Speaker 5: Good morning?

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Speaker 1: Who's calling Christian?

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Speaker 5: Good morning Christian. It's Bill Bailey finding from London.

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Speaker 1: Bell. Yeah, how are you mate? I haven't spoken to

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Speaker 7: You know, bearing up in these strange times, but all fine,

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Speaker 5: How about you, sir?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean how are you? Because you would have

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Speaker 7: It's just nice talking to someone Christian, It's really nice

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Speaker 5: Now? Yes, we've got the giant parrots. Yes, yes, we've

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Speaker 7: The thing is is that you know it starts small,

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Speaker 7: Somebody somebody came to the door with a peacock.

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Speaker 5: I found it in the street. No you didn't, you've

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Speaker 7: I wrote a book during lockdown, so I had to

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Speaker 5: In a few weeks time.

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Speaker 1: So this is a kind of warm up call. That's

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Speaker 5: You could if you could just program me.

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Speaker 1: What a treat, what a treat speaker to you?

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Speaker 5: Bill?

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Speaker 1: Honestly, I remember one of my favorite stories about you.

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Speaker 5: Well, you never know when you know you might need run.

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Speaker 1: You finally found out where I am. Now I've been

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Speaker 5: That's how high you've had to get away from me, and.

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Speaker 7: Yes, I've seen a lot of Australian but I've been

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Speaker 7: It was a brilliant prank thing. It was a little

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Speaker 7: Anyway, there was a funeral, right, my auntie, Auntie Elsie died,

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, pranks, playing terrible pranks on Trenceless.

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Speaker 5: Okay? All right, well, is as we're talking about animals,

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Speaker 7: If you suddenly found out that your dog could speak, right,

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Speaker 7: I'm really the tummy rubbs, Just tell me about that?

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Speaker 5: Really? Is that you really like that? Or you're just

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Speaker 1: Bill? Who asked you and give us a call? How

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Speaker 7: Somebody a fan who contacted me via my Instagram account,

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Speaker 1: Brilliant And is there a charity your supporting mate?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? I do you know.

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Speaker 7: I thought about this, and I thought about the fact

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Speaker 5: So there's a lovely charity.

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Speaker 7: In Australia as an Australian charity called crew Care.

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Speaker 5: It's called crewcare dot Org.

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Speaker 1: Great, thanks for telling us about them. You're right when

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Speaker 1: Right Bill, We've got to go. Thank you so much

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Speaker 1: who's calling Christian.

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Speaker 4: Christion, Christian Christian. It's David Tennant here.

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Speaker 1: how are you.

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Speaker 4: I'm exceedingly well. Thank you exceedingly well. How are you

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 1: Obviously, as you know, lockdown is everywhere you've had it.

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Speaker 4: One, right right, well, we should probably in a second one,

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Speaker 4: That's it, that's how Yes, let's let's get moving.

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Speaker 5: I think the biggest time guys.

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Speaker 1: I tell you what, your oppressions haven't got any better

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Speaker 1: des the Dennis Nilsen. Yeah, well, judgment title des. It's

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Speaker 1: obviously a sitcom, is it about the serial killer Desert?

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Speaker 1: You and those bodies days? What's this limb in the freezer?

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Speaker 4: Dez it's a very somber drama about about Dennis Neilson. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: There cevil self watching the job center and was was

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Speaker 4: That's what everyone called him everyone. You know, he was

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Speaker 1: and then.

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Speaker 4: Grow that throu It was really really difficult to get

447
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Speaker 4: those glasses. They used to be everywhere when I.

448
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Speaker 1: Was a kid, got a garage or service station. They

449
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Speaker 1: stand alone.

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Speaker 4: They're quite hard to get now, the one that looked

451
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Speaker 4: that rubbish.

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Speaker 1: And then what's the other thing? I also see you're

453
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Speaker 1: you're invading Australian TV now and then you're you're doing

454
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Speaker 1: some homedy. I know when I we swapped emails last year,

455
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Speaker 1: you were filming something in or earlier this year in lockdown,

456
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Speaker 1: some comedy in those because you couldn't obviously do any work.

457
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Speaker 1: So you've got some what's what's the show on ABC?

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Speaker 4: I think it's it's on ABC over there, Yeah, called

459
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Speaker 4: Staged and it's myself and Michael Sheen. We we were

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Speaker 4: both doing other things and suddenly, of course we were

461
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Speaker 4: found ourselves at home, locked in our house like everybody

462
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Speaker 4: else and there and then we we keep well, it

463
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Speaker 4: was this very clever writer and producer came up with

464
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Speaker 4: this idea that we would what would do? What would

465
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Speaker 4: happen to two actors who got locked in the house

466
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Speaker 4: where they'd try and rehearse a play over zoom and

467
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Speaker 4: that so that we've play sort of versions of ourselves.

468
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Speaker 4: And because we filmed it from our living room. So

469
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Speaker 4: my wife Georgie, you know, George is in it playing herself,

470
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Speaker 4: and Michael's partner Anna is in it, and and we

471
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Speaker 4: just did it all over the internet, and you know,

472
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Speaker 4: having to try and press all the right buttons. There

473
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Speaker 4: was a little bit trying, but yeah, we did it.

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Speaker 4: We did it earlier in the year, and and you

475
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Speaker 4: can see them next week.

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Speaker 1: That's amazing. I didn't realize Michael themes in it with you.

477
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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yes. Mostly basically two of

478
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Speaker 4: us talking Robbish over a zoom call. That's pretty much

479
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Speaker 4: the size of it.

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Speaker 1: It must be the cheapest TV show ever made. Just

481
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Speaker 1: looking at the stills are here, it is just two

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Speaker 1: zoom shots.

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Speaker 4: Pretty much, yeah, pretty much.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what a genius limited, what a genius way

485
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Speaker 1: to repackage Everyone's on zoom at the moment, only two

486
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Speaker 1: lovies like Michael Sheen and David Tenning with think how

487
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Speaker 1: can we cash in on this? How can we sell

488
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Speaker 1: this to the world Australia to take it.

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Speaker 4: It was a libor of love. I wanted to know that.

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Speaker 1: And who's asked you to give us a call? It's

491
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Speaker 1: always a joy to speak to David, who's asked you

492
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Speaker 1: to give us?

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Speaker 4: I just was delighted to sign you up there and

494
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Speaker 4: did it myself. I've nominated myself.

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Speaker 1: And I am supporting charity.

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Speaker 4: I tried all the years you did this in London.

497
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Speaker 4: Every time I dutifully phone it. I never want it,

498
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Speaker 4: never even got close. William and there I was owning

499
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Speaker 4: then fastest founder first, trying to get all there. And

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Speaker 4: I've never had to thought, well, I'll follow them around

501
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Speaker 4: the world because you don't get away with it that usually.

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Speaker 4: I'm want to keep trying. So here I am early

503
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Speaker 4: on the Monday morning. It's very late here, I've closed

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Speaker 4: the house up.

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Speaker 5: This is it.

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Speaker 1: This is my moment, this is your moment. Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: are you supporting a charity, David.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to support well. I One of the charities

509
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Speaker 4: I support is an international Cancer for Self charity. I

510
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Speaker 4: see and I think they always you know, that's always

511
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Speaker 4: a good cause. And of course at the moment we

512
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Speaker 4: are quite rightly focused on very different health issues. But

513
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Speaker 4: we but that doesn't mean other sinister diseases go away.

514
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Speaker 4: And then you know, we're all been touched by the

515
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Speaker 4: miser way that is cancer in our life. So we

516
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Speaker 4: need to keep that, keep that on the boil, and

517
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Speaker 4: we need to try and sort that out for some

518
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Speaker 4: future generations.

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Speaker 1: Now, the last person that gave us a call is

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Speaker 1: also from London, Bill Bailey, about half an hour ago. Yeah, yeah,

521
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Speaker 1: and he left this question and it's going to be

522
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Speaker 1: for you.

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Speaker 7: If you found out that your dog could speak, right,

524
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Speaker 7: what would be the first question you'd ask it?

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Speaker 1: You got a dog? You've got dog.

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Speaker 4: Now we've got yeah, we've got markall what kind of

527
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Speaker 4: brief looking at me?

528
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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 4: She's a cockerpoo. She's a mini cockapoo. Of course his

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Speaker 4: father was a mini poodle, so she's she's such a

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Speaker 4: hand toal size.

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Speaker 1: Does the dog get in the in the zoom show

533
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Speaker 1: that we can see next week is a dog?

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Speaker 4: She features quite heavily a couple of shorts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it counts as a prop and that's what actors?

536
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Speaker 1: Do you know anything the world stage?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: All right, what would you want to say? The dog?

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Speaker 4: Very sweet? I would see to I mean, she's looking

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Speaker 4: at me now with these oh god, bless a little feast.

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Speaker 4: But I would say, martall, are you really that stupid?

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Speaker 4: Or have you just been hustling? As always used? She's

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Speaker 4: not She's not very bright, thankfully. I mean, we have

544
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Speaker 4: lots of children. She has been pulled and man handled

545
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 4: and battered for years and she just rolls over and

546
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:13,159
Speaker 4: shows you how tommy every single time. And that's you know,

547
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Speaker 4: that makes her very lovable. But she's hanging on her table. Now,

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Speaker 4: what what is that?

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Speaker 7: Now?

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Speaker 4: She's doing it out, she's literally offering her belly.

551
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Speaker 1: And what's the question you get to leave us, David?

552
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Speaker 1: What's the question you get to leave for the next

553
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Speaker 1: person that calls?

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Speaker 4: I want my question? I will say, here's a debate

555
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Speaker 4: way up and having our house. How many dates do

556
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Speaker 4: you need to go on with someone before it's appropriate

557
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Speaker 4: to break wind in front of them?

558
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Speaker 1: What do you think? What's your rolling on that?

559
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Speaker 4: I go straight for it. I don't hang around. I

560
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 4: think if you can't take this, we're momentary together.

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Speaker 5: All right.

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Speaker 1: So it's an early kind of test of waters will

563
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Speaker 1: you find testing how strong relationship is can it handle that?

564
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Speaker 4: Yeah, how do you feel on the issue.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a couple of years. I think you

566
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Speaker 1: need to be married before you really a.

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Speaker 4: Couple of years you can do yourself some damage. Hall

568
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Speaker 4: meant for that one.

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Speaker 1: Well that's what a gentleman should do. But I'm old

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Speaker 1: school on this.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, enough, all right.

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Speaker 1: So Dan's is out this week? Yeah, yeah, well you

573
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Speaker 1: meant to promote it a bit better when I'll give

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Speaker 1: you a chance that you meant to, you know, sell

575
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Speaker 1: it to the Australia right now?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's on stan which is one of

577
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Speaker 4: your finest streaming platforms. Yeah, I'm tall. And then Steve

578
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 4: is on ABC Comedy next Monday.

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Speaker 1: I look forward to seeing that. Actually you're Michael Sheener.

580
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Speaker 1: But it's great. Hey listen, David. It's lovely to talk

581
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Speaker 1: to you. And you must have stayed up for a

582
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Speaker 1: little late in the evening.

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Speaker 4: I know we passed my bedtime, but always wanted to

584
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Speaker 4: talk to you.

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Speaker 1: Take care, mat I speak to soon.

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Speaker 5: Take care Bye bye, Christian, good morning.

587
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Speaker 1: Who's calling Christian?

588
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,879
Speaker 6: Hello Christian? This is Emma from the Wiggles, one of

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Speaker 6: the Wiggles.

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Speaker 1: Get in Emma, Wiggle Good morning, Good morning.

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Speaker 5: How are you?

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Speaker 6: What a line on you head?

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Speaker 1: I know, are now one of the Wiggles, one of

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Speaker 1: the biggest bands in the world.

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Speaker 6: Well, it has been such a generational you know, music legendary,

596
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Speaker 6: you know, mysical story, you know for Australians and children

597
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 6: all around the world for thirty years. Now we're turning

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Speaker 6: thirty next year.

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Speaker 1: Is that what I thought you about fifteen years old

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Speaker 1: or maybe twenty thirty years of the Wiggles.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's quite unbelievable. I mean Anthony Wiggle, the original

602
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 6: Blue Wiggle, he doesn't like me saying he doesn't like

603
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Speaker 6: me reminding him that he's been a Wiggle for thirty years.

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Speaker 6: But I think that's because I used to watch him

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Speaker 6: as a child. When I used to watch the Wiggles

606
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Speaker 6: as a kid, told.

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Speaker 1: All a bit he doesn't know. No one likes when

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Speaker 1: when I started in radio, people say I'm a fan

609
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Speaker 1: now a hear lot. My mom loves you. You know,

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Speaker 1: it's like no one no one wants to fill their aging.

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00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 1: I remember taking my kids to sit when you came

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00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 1: to London quite a few years ago, you would have

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Speaker 1: already joined the wig or so. I think it might

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Speaker 1: be about twenty fourteen or twenty fifteen there or thereabouts,

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Speaker 1: and I came to a Saturday matinee and the Prime

616
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Speaker 1: Minister was sat next to me with all of his bodyguards,

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Speaker 1: and Jerry halliwell on the Spice Girls was on the

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Speaker 1: other side of me and the kids. And that's the

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Speaker 1: thing about your shows right now. Only you got mums

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Speaker 1: and dads and kids from all over the world, celebrities

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Speaker 1: who've got kids, no matter how famous you are. I

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Speaker 1: remember chatting to the boys. I think it was Murray

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Speaker 1: who told me that they got a phone call one

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Speaker 1: day when you were doing Madison Square Garden asking if

625
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Speaker 1: you could delay the show. And you always go on

626
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Speaker 1: time because you appreciate mums and dad's kids, arrestlers, but

627
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Speaker 1: you got asked her to delay the show because Robert

628
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Speaker 1: de Niro was stuck in traffic. And to be fair,

629
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Speaker 1: you didn't delay it. You still and badly. Murray said

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Speaker 1: he saw a really angry looking Robert de Niro. I

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Speaker 1: been shown to a seat about twenty minutes into the show.

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Speaker 6: I've heard that story. I've heard you know about so

633
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Speaker 6: many times when the original Wiggles would perform, particularly in

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Speaker 6: the UK and especially in the US when they were

635
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Speaker 6: on the Disney Channel four times a day. The Wiggles,

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Speaker 6: you know, yeah, they just skyrocketed. This is probably early

637
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Speaker 6: two thousand and they sold out thirteen shows at Madison

638
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Speaker 6: Square Gardens. And I can only imagine if.

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Speaker 1: You're in a rock band, it's hard to take. Because

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Speaker 1: I remember Chris Martin, the lead singer of cold Play,

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Speaker 1: the first time they ever played Madison Square Garden. It's

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Speaker 1: a big thing in a band's life. And he was

643
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Speaker 1: out the front before the show taking photos for his

644
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Speaker 1: mum and dad, and then he saw a poster to

645
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Speaker 1: the left and this, I guess the life of a

646
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Speaker 1: fragile life of performance in We've made it. We've sold

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Speaker 1: out Madison Square Garden. Then he saw a poster for

648
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Speaker 1: The Wiggles and it was like twelve twelve sold out

649
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Speaker 1: shows and he said, didn't know they were He's just

650
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Speaker 1: someone who are the Wiggles. I was a kids band.

651
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Speaker 1: It was like, know your place, Coldplay, You're good, but

652
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Speaker 1: you're not the Wiggles.

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Speaker 6: I think you know at that time, you know, within

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Speaker 6: their career and the journey of the band at that moment,

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Speaker 6: it must have been wild.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 6: We hear stories from the originals, you know, Murray, Jeff,

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Speaker 6: Greg and Anto. And actually they have so many stories

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Speaker 6: of those particular early days that when you know, there's

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Speaker 6: always a new story every single day, something that we

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Speaker 6: haven't heard. And for the new generation, for Simon who

662
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Speaker 6: plays a red Wiggle, and Lucky who plays a pople Wiggle,

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Speaker 6: and myself we've been with the group now for over

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Speaker 6: ten years in different capacities, but Wiggles for eight. And yeah,

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Speaker 6: the stories are never ending. You haven't heard them all

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Speaker 6: I know.

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Speaker 1: And to tell you what I've got to say, you

668
00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: always put on I think I took the kids still

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Speaker 1: or three times over the years. You always put on

670
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Speaker 1: a great show for families and kids. Honestly, it's a

671
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 1: brilliant live show. It's just joyous and the songs are

672
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 1: good and the guys in all of you look like

673
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Speaker 1: you're having a good time and it's an amazing show. Patsy,

674
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 1: you must have taken audio to see the Wiggles sometimes.

675
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Speaker 1: And we've met you Emma a few times. Yes, Audrey was.

676
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 1: Audrey was a member of the Emma, the Emma Army.

677
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Speaker 1: You guys are amazing.

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Speaker 6: Oh, thank you very very much.

679
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Speaker 2: How old as Audrey Is she's nine now and my

680
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 2: husband's never got over the fact that we'll never go

681
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Speaker 2: to a Wiggles concert again because she's too old.

682
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Speaker 6: Oh look, you know you can never be too old

683
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Speaker 6: to wiggle. To be honest, I think with the Weigles

684
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Speaker 6: show particularly, you know at the end of the year,

685
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 6: traditionally when the Wiggles would tour Australia, it is such

686
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 6: a big spectacle performance that it really doesn't matter, you know,

687
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 6: how old anybody is. There's really something for everybody. Whereas

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Speaker 6: normally at the beginning of the year we do a

689
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Speaker 6: small regional tour in IRSL.

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Speaker 1: Sydney Opera House. That's a small regional one, a little

691
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Speaker 1: theater in New South Wales, just as a warm up show.

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Speaker 1: Go to fifty two nights, then Madison Square Garden and

693
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Speaker 1: then did the halftime showed the Super Bowl. I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's the only keep you have. Oh we amazing is

695
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Speaker 1: the Wiggles Final. Let's start the campaign now to to

696
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: Chugger Chugger Big Grand Final. See you're going to mean

697
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,000
Speaker 1: the lyrics quite easily.

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Speaker 6: Thank you so much for that.

699
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Speaker 1: And so what are you guys, what's the band doing

700
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Speaker 1: in lockdown? Are you doing stuff for kids online.

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Speaker 6: Yes, we are, and I think, like everybody, we've had

702
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Speaker 6: to pivot, you know, the way that we connect with families.

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Speaker 6: And you know, as we talk about how exciting, you know,

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Speaker 6: the Wiggles shows normally are, and you know, we're so

705
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Speaker 6: used to touring. Normally we tour for about eighty to

706
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 6: ninety percent of the year. So for us, we found

707
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Speaker 6: out about lockdown n.

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Speaker 1: A minute eighty to ninety percent. I mean, you get

709
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: rock and roll bands it's all for twenty percent, like

710
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 1: Metallica that just sort of burn out. How do you

711
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:50,000
Speaker 1: cope with that?

712
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Speaker 6: But I you know, I think watching the original because

713
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Speaker 6: everything is unscripted, it is so free and you can teach.

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Speaker 1: It's not like jazz, you say, some scripted. I'm not

715
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:04,480
Speaker 1: paying money to go and see the Wiggles. You started

716
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 1: to do some fifteen minute version of Car. I'm like

717
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 1: red Car.

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Speaker 6: I think you know, when I had first joined as

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00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:19,959
Speaker 6: a dancer and I would watch the originals, they would

720
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 6: just be laughing to each other on stage, having.

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Speaker 1: So much of their faces. You know, I would be

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00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,200
Speaker 1: if I was in the Wiggles, I'd be taking all

723
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Speaker 1: manner of drugs backstage behind to get through the year.

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Speaker 1: Kids don't know, they just think they're happy.

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Speaker 7: I just you know.

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Speaker 6: I think also because they were friends at university, they

727
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:40,359
Speaker 6: already had such a connection with each other. They were

728
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 6: in a band, they'd formed the Wiggles, and then it

729
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:46,760
Speaker 6: had become such a journey over a period many years.

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Speaker 6: You know, that kind of natural banter was always present.

731
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Speaker 6: So I think that was something that we were really

732
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Speaker 6: wary of taking over as the new lineup of the Wiggles.

733
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Speaker 6: You know, we obviously knew each other as friends. Thank goodness.

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Speaker 6: I think that really helped us because we'd already toured.

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Speaker 1: See the Wiggles fallen out on stage, you know, someone

736
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: screws up an intro and studying the Wiggles are fighting, you.

737
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:09,840
Speaker 6: Know, to be honest, you can't really ever mess it

738
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Speaker 6: up in a Wiggle show. Anything goes, anything goes.

739
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 1: And I'll tell me this, who's asked you to give

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00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:16,319
Speaker 1: us a call?

741
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Speaker 6: Emma, I've been asked to call you from UNISS Australia.

742
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 6: Great charity, amazing and we have been doing so much

743
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 6: work with UNISES, particularly over the more recent years. But

744
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,520
Speaker 6: UNISS has time with the Wiggles for yeah, the whole

745
00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 6: thirty years, to be quite honest, and we joined with

746
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Speaker 6: them last year to create a song for Global hand

747
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Speaker 6: Washing Day.

748
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Speaker 1: I saw the song, really, I tell you what I

749
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: saw on John Oliver's TV show in America. He was

750
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:47,320
Speaker 1: playing a clip from it.

751
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 5: Yeah.

752
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:52,960
Speaker 6: Yes, we we joined with them to help give a

753
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 6: visual demonstration for children and parents and guardians and teachers,

754
00:35:57,960 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 6: and to show how hand washing is very important and significant,

755
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 6: particularly in the world across many different countries and children

756
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 6: having access to clean water. But that was last year,

757
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,800
Speaker 6: before the pandemic had even happened.

758
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,479
Speaker 1: See, this is the Wiggles. They're ahead of the curve.

759
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,239
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised if you guys were behind it

760
00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,320
Speaker 1: a few careers. But yeah, I didn't know it was

761
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 1: done before that. The hand washing song. I thot you've

762
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: done it for COVID nineteen.

763
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Speaker 6: We had, we'd done it for last October, and it

764
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 6: was really important at that particular time because you know,

765
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Speaker 6: we really made a song and dance about the hand

766
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,279
Speaker 6: Washing Day and tried to get everybody on board. And

767
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:43,720
Speaker 6: then when the pandemic happened. Now, well then we realized, well, okay,

768
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 6: thank goodness that this is going to come in handy

769
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,200
Speaker 6: as a tool for parents and for teachers. And then

770
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Speaker 6: we had so many parents write to us about how

771
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:56,360
Speaker 6: to describe social distancing to their children. And even at

772
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,440
Speaker 6: that time, we didn't even know what the phrase social

773
00:36:58,520 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 6: distancing really was. I mean, even for adults, it's already

774
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 6: quite an abstract concept. So we took on board this

775
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 6: feedback from parents and then we made a social distancing

776
00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 6: song to help guide children on how they can social distance.

777
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:17,719
Speaker 6: But it's a very difficult concept because children don't have

778
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 6: to social distance at home yet, you know, as this

779
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 6: lockdown has continued, and particularly in Melbourne, you know, we've

780
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,560
Speaker 6: got so many families really writing to us in despair,

781
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,399
Speaker 6: you know, because they had tickets books to the show

782
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 6: and they were so excited to come and see us.

783
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Speaker 6: And it's truly hard to explain to children that we

784
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Speaker 6: were not going to come and see them at anytime soon.

785
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Speaker 1: So it's especially happened at that blood as well. Hey,

786
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: a message on the Wiggles kids, get over it boo

787
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 1: who in fact it is called booho, get over the

788
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 1: Wiggles all. They're coming to see you anytime soon.

789
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 6: Sorry, but it is really hard. It's almost like trying

790
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:59,840
Speaker 6: to describe. You know, some families they count down the

791
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:02,920
Speaker 6: dates on a calendar to the Wiggle Show. We'll get

792
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,840
Speaker 6: pictures that we get tagged in online.

793
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Speaker 1: Amazing.

794
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 6: It's it's beautiful. I mean, there's so much lead up

795
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 6: to our shows. We have children and their parents creating

796
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 6: like presence and craft to bring to show us at

797
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,920
Speaker 6: the show, like cards and signs and things. And so

798
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 6: I think for those families that had been anticipating the

799
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 6: show and leading up to it and counting down the

800
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Speaker 6: sleep you know, you kind of get to whatever the

801
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 6: sleeps are, three sleeps, and then you know we're not

802
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:33,080
Speaker 6: actually there.

803
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 1: So I think it is this is why we need

804
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:37,960
Speaker 1: the Wiggles at the Grand Final to show all the

805
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: kids they can fair enough.

806
00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 6: Good one now super Bowl the Grand Final.

807
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. David Tenant was the last person who

808
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: called us about an hour ago, Emma, and this is

809
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 1: his question for you.

810
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 4: Okay, do you need to go on with someone before

811
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,839
Speaker 4: it's appropriate to break wind in front of them? Oh?

812
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: Obviously it's up to you.

813
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 5: Guys.

814
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,399
Speaker 1: What question you asked? That's what David Tennant thought would

815
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,720
Speaker 1: be a great question to ask somebody.

816
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 6: Oh, he clearly didn't know that I was going to

817
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:13,719
Speaker 6: take that question. That's a really hard question. What about you?

818
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:16,759
Speaker 1: What's what's your appropriate Don't you dodge the question to me?

819
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: Emma Wiggle? The question is for you, Emma Wiggle. You're

820
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 1: pro that it's not good for the wigles to comment

821
00:39:22,239 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: on flatchanks O. True, haven't got a song about it yet? No,

822
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:31,919
Speaker 1: we really haven't dodge oven, big Dutch oven. Wait five

823
00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: days before a big Dutch oven. I'd give it twenty

824
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 1: minutes or going in there. No, you haven't got a

825
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: song about that yet. All right, we'll let you off

826
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 1: the hook, but I don't want to get you into

827
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 1: any trouble. Okay, stay on that gravy trained as long

828
00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 1: as you can, em Wiggle. Okay, what's the question from you?

829
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 7: Oh?

830
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:51,880
Speaker 4: Okay?

831
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,080
Speaker 6: I mean I'd like to hear your answer to this question,

832
00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 6: but we'll leave it for the next person. But maybe

833
00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 6: you can give us your insight next time. But I

834
00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 6: was wondering who would you take to dinner with you?

835
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 6: Would it be Wags the dog, Dorothy the Dinosaurs, Henry

836
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,640
Speaker 6: the octopus or Captain feather Swad.

837
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: That's a good question. I like that. That's great. Hey, listen,

838
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Speaker 1: Emma is It's been a joy talking to you, really

839
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 1: really nice.

840
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:18,080
Speaker 6: Thank you so much, thanks for having me and.

841
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,080
Speaker 1: I hope we see the weeks. Next up we see

842
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 1: the Wigds at the Grand final show. Okay, thank you,

843
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:31,719
Speaker 1: take care, Thanks Emma, byeing how you are Christian, Our

844
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Speaker 1: celebrity is never far awayful