Speaker 1: Okay, I'm in a bit of a conundrum. You two,
Speaker 1: maybe he can help me out. My partner Ben obsessed
Speaker 1: with him, love him. He is the best boyfriend. I
Speaker 1: can't fault him except the fact that he lives overseas.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's a minor problem, isn't it. So
Speaker 2: you can't fault him for the fact that he leaves
Speaker 2: anywhere near here to be faulted.
Speaker 1: No, I can't fault him, but part of him living
Speaker 1: overseas means bless his soul. He constantly sends me little
Speaker 1: gifts to my house like they'll just turn up surprises
Speaker 1: to be like I'm thinking of you, like I love you.
Speaker 1: He's very sweet. He's very sweet. Anyway, I'm just going
Speaker 1: to call Spaders, Babe. I'm proper triggered. Yesterday the Bachelor
Speaker 1: ad was playing, and for those plane at home, like
Speaker 1: I got horrifically dumped on the end of The Bachelor.
Speaker 1: It didn't work out well for me. Not everyone is
Speaker 1: Laura Burne who got the happy ending.
Speaker 2: No, okay, and Brittany was on the honey Badger seat
Speaker 2: many moons ago and she got to the very very
Speaker 2: end and the honey Badger we know what he did.
Speaker 1: Look, I was the only person to win the Bachelor
Speaker 1: and not actually win anything. You got it. So anyway,
Speaker 1: the Bachelor add his plane and then there's a knock
Speaker 1: on my door and I opened it and there's a
Speaker 1: dozen beautiful roses. You could not have got the timing
Speaker 1: more impeccable as the Bachelor. And I was like, I
Speaker 1: was proper triggered from Ben. He sent me something like
Speaker 1: thinking of you as the Bachelor's playing. It was all
Speaker 1: a bit of sensory overload. Ben seems to be adverse
Speaker 1: to sending any other flower other than a rose. And
Speaker 1: I don't know do I say something. I should just
Speaker 1: be appreciative, right.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's everyone says it's the thought that counts.
Speaker 2: But I do think that if you're going to send
Speaker 2: a girl who's been on The Bachelor who had dums
Speaker 2: on there some red roses, it's kind of a thoughtless gift.
Speaker 2: But I would also say, like, it's been a long time.
Speaker 2: I don't know why you were as triggered as you are.
Speaker 1: You didn't get die Dora, you got two kids in
Speaker 1: a marriage.
Speaker 2: I shink about it sometimes and I'm like, maybe it's
Speaker 2: because of moments like this, right.
Speaker 3: Now, I can't give one hundred percent of me to you.
Speaker 3: I'm a little bit lost, and because of that, I
Speaker 3: have to say this Thom has come to an end
Speaker 3: and let you go.
Speaker 2: Is as triggering as that. Maybe I have.
Speaker 1: Not listened to that since the night that I got dumped.
Speaker 1: I've never listened to that back until this moment. I
Speaker 1: don't understand why you guys just did that to me.
Speaker 1: I also I don't understand why he's treat me like
Speaker 1: I'm a fish. I gotta let you go. I've caught
Speaker 1: you people. Besides, I gotta throw you back in.
Speaker 4: Was was that moment triggering to listen back? Or was
Speaker 4: maybe is this moment more triggering?
Speaker 2: He didn't receive a race, so sorry, I just had
Speaker 2: to I just found it.
Speaker 1: Okay, you guys finding humor at my expense.
Speaker 2: I also have this bunch of red roses here.
Speaker 1: No guys, my best friends.
Speaker 4: Not making me.
Speaker 2: Really, we got to laugh because you found love.
Speaker 1: You know, you're not in a moment, for example like
Speaker 1: this again, I have something I.
Speaker 4: Got need to tell you that's almost laughable. He didn't
Speaker 4: pick men think nobody. I'm laughing but kidding me.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's not funny. But it's been long enough we
Speaker 1: can laugh. I think we finally hit the point six
Speaker 1: years on where we can laugh about it.
Speaker 2: It's so funny it is.
Speaker 1: That is definitely something someone would say that got married
Speaker 1: from the Bachelor.
Speaker 3: You cooked.
Speaker 1: I'm going back to Ben all right, Up next on
Speaker 1: the pickup. He didn't receive it.
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, sorry, no really, up next, You'll never believe
Speaker 2: we got stuck in this man's colder. All right, that's
Speaker 2: next on the show.