WEBVTT - FULL: Jack’s Huff 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:05.080 Good morning. 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:08.600 It's a Christian Acos show podcast. 0:00:08.520 --> 0:00:11.280 Netflix and Chill with a Koala. I'm still not convinced 0:00:11.280 --> 0:00:13.480 that that is what Netflix and Chill means, what you 0:00:13.520 --> 0:00:15.600 think it means. I think it genuinely is. It's a 0:00:15.680 --> 0:00:19.280 nice thing. Like you sit there, you watch some Netflix 0:00:19.280 --> 0:00:22.360 shows and you chill out. Why would Netflix want you 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:24.960 to turn Netflix on then turn it off to go 0:00:25.000 --> 0:00:25.480 and do that. 0:00:25.640 --> 0:00:29.400 Netflix didn't come up with Netflix and Chill? Oh who did? 0:00:30.280 --> 0:00:35.240 Who's the the zeit guys? There's one central person who 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:39.280 is the zeit guys. It's like cash Man, who is Zeitgeist? 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:42.680 It's Gold's next week promotion. Good morning Jack, Good morning Christian, 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:46.200 Good morning Patsy. Morning boys, Jack and I both listen 0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:49.680 to your podcast. Patsy's in a very special podcast. Patsy 0:00:49.760 --> 0:00:51.279 remind people where they can find it. 0:00:51.440 --> 0:00:54.160 Yes, it is Kate Mead's Women of Influenced and she's 0:00:54.160 --> 0:00:57.680 doing one hundred Women in one hundred days and I 0:00:57.720 --> 0:00:59.000 am number seven off. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:01.440 The rank should be number one. Oh, don't be silly, 0:01:01.480 --> 0:01:03.279 trying harder this year, get to number one next year? 0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:06.080 Is that how it works? One hundred women fight each other, 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:08.600 only one is left in a mud pit. 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:12.920 Yes, no, I mean with some very good company, some 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:15.000 remarkable women in there are you. 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:17.920 They are also in with you, Patsy as well. You 0:01:18.000 --> 0:01:18.920 deserve to be in there. 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:19.679 Thanks mate. 0:01:19.720 --> 0:01:21.280 That's right. My daughters are going to listen to it 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:23.800 as well. They thought the beautiful photo that you posted. 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:24.160 Yesterday of it. 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:27.120 Do you know what? Yesterday evening we're all like, do 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:29.480 you just when you're having dinner and stuff like that, 0:01:29.520 --> 0:01:30.600 do you just watch you it f on the TV. 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:34.480 I haven't eaten at the dinner table month, yeah before COVID. 0:01:34.200 --> 0:01:36.440 Keep being guilted about this, right because I just think 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:38.160 it's the best way to eat, isn't it? Because it 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:40.960 takes the pressure off having a conversation with your kids. 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:43.240 They don't really want to talk to us now they're teenagers, 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:46.520 and so we all watch TV. Sometimes they go, oh, 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:50.160 it's round at Marie's house and they all sit down 0:01:50.240 --> 0:01:52.840 and like, you know, talk about their days like that, 0:01:53.000 --> 0:01:56.080 and yesterday went sounds boring. What do you want to watch? 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:59.400 As we were watching, just we just pick a random 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:01.800 episode of Mode Family. We've seen it like twice from 0:02:01.800 --> 0:02:05.760 start to finishing. It's great. However, last night's one was 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:08.679 the episode. Where have you guys ever seen Modern Family? Yeah? 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:11.200 Love it. It's a great show. Last night's one where 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:15.600 they're dropping Hailey off to college and they're really struggling 0:02:15.600 --> 0:02:17.280 with it, and at the end, she's struggling with it 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:20.120 as well. I start crying midway through it. Right. The 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:22.840 kids just start laughing at me, right because they know 0:02:22.880 --> 0:02:25.000 that Ruby keeps to wind me up. At the moment, 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:26.560 she just goes, I'm only at home for my two 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:27.720 and a half years and I go to college and 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:31.120 I'm like, please stop that. Yesterday evening, I don't know 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:33.120 what it was about. My wife and my daughters thought 0:02:33.120 --> 0:02:35.160 it was fairest that I was getting upset. They were pausing, 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:37.960 going look at him, look at him getting upside Don't 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:41.360 you want men to be like this? This is dad shaming, 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:44.000 This is emotion shaming. At the end of it, do 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:46.360 you know what I did? I felt so embarrassed. I said, right, 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:48.640 I'm going to go to the gym now and reclaim 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:51.600 my kind of Neanderthal man. And when I come back 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:54.040 that would have been a one off. Okay, this is 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:56.680 what you've done. I'm packing all the emotions away and 0:02:56.720 --> 0:02:59.360 I'm going to the gym. To armor myself back up. 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:01.920 But you're happy now, girls, you want the change and 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:03.120 then you laugh at the change. 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:05.840 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:08.959 And I got to a radio station this morning. The 0:03:09.080 --> 0:03:11.160 book was it still going on? There was this The 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:13.200 radio station had a has it got a burger on? 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:16.600 I didn't even know right this was going off right 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:18.400 with flashing lights everywhere. So I got into the car 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:23.400 park this morning and I was thinking, why is anyone 0:03:23.480 --> 0:03:26.640 trying to steal? I mean, what what what is there 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:30.040 to actually steal from a radio station to I need 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:32.440 to call the police. But then why would anyone break 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:34.040 in to a radio. 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:36.040 Even if you start driving? 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:38.320 This is barely what they're just monitors. 0:03:38.600 --> 0:03:39.400 What would you do with it? 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:42.120 As I said, what would you steal from a radio station? 0:03:42.200 --> 0:03:43.320 I couldn't actually work. 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:45.520 Out unless it's the rivals just trying to put us 0:03:45.520 --> 0:03:45.960 off in the. 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:48.839 Morning, okay, or get the old cash Man playbook that's 0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:53.240 what they're right of course, Wow, you can't have Cashi. 0:03:54.280 --> 0:03:57.280 Last week on the show, we got an amazing call. 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:59.360 We were talking I think it was on Thursday show 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:01.960 about to your alarms. Perhaps he was saying that her 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:05.160 husband Chris was getting fed up with how irritating and 0:04:05.240 --> 0:04:07.840 how invasive her alarm was in the morning. By the way, 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:10.200 how's that resolved? Let me guess you're still carrying on 0:04:10.280 --> 0:04:10.560 with it? 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:14.920 Yes, because she can't have art music. And he woke 0:04:15.000 --> 0:04:15.880 up again this morning? 0:04:16.040 --> 0:04:16.520 Oh did he? 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:16.920 Yeah? 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:18.599 It's tough, isn't he yet? Because if you ever tried 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:21.520 any of those sort of sunlight alarm clocks that wake 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:22.760 you up gradually, like half. 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:24.520 A year all, I've got one. I bought one when 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:26.920 we first started the show because I struggling so much 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:31.000 to wake up, and it's it's too annoying because for 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:33.720 half an hour it starts to get graduated, so you 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:35.840 can really just get used to it and sleep through it. 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:39.440 Yeah. So last week we got an amazing phone call 0:04:39.560 --> 0:04:42.400 about a guy who trained his dog. He put his 0:04:42.520 --> 0:04:45.479 actual alarm clock in the other room next to the 0:04:45.520 --> 0:04:48.440 dog in the dog's bed. When the alarm went off 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:50.520 woke the dog up. The dog would come in and 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:53.440 get his master up. Genius system like our Wallace and 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:56.480 grommet a lot of emails about it. Over the weekend. 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:59.240 Christian Jack and Patsy was lit on to the podcast 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:01.680 about the dog It wakes his own arm. I too 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:03.560 have a dog that wakes us up when the alarm 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:05.920 goes off. He hears the alarm and knows that this 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:07.800 is his cue to jump on the bed with myself 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:11.000 and the husband. What problem is though, recently the dog Billy, 0:05:11.080 --> 0:05:14.960 which is a big labradoodle, no longer waits for the 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:19.239 alarm clock and suffers from pre alarm jumping onto the bed, 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:22.040 and so he's waking us up even earlier. So if 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:24.440 anyone's out thinking about doing this because Jack said he 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:27.960 might try and chain train his dog Luna, be warned. 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:29.920 Now you have been Have you been trying to train 0:05:30.080 --> 0:05:30.960 Luna to do that? Yes? 0:05:31.000 --> 0:05:33.119 So she usually sleeps at the foot of the bed, 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:35.839 in her own bed on the floor, So we try 0:05:35.839 --> 0:05:37.680 to put her in the other room, well, in your bedroom, 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:38.560 in our bedroom. 0:05:38.880 --> 0:05:40.400 That doesn't that make you're not because they start that 0:05:40.440 --> 0:05:43.960 sort of industrial cleaning about three am. This is why 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:46.800 we actually kick out the shepherd dog because suddenly because 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:48.040 you think this would be nice to have them in 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:49.640 the room and stuff like that guard dog. It's a 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:51.960 bit but literally could set your clock at three of 0:05:52.040 --> 0:05:56.880 his Are you why are you cleaning yourself now? And 0:05:57.080 --> 0:06:01.560 every square millimeter between each toe or what they've got paws, 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:03.560 And then Luna gets carried away with the cleaning in 0:06:03.560 --> 0:06:07.640 such an actually chew and then they have like a 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:10.120 leg that starts kicking behind the ear that bounces against 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:12.880 the radiator and so yeah, and then the collar starts 0:06:13.000 --> 0:06:15.240 rotating around as they're kicking it with the poor then. 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:20.240 What happens at three and when Luna's chewing I got 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:20.920 in trouble. 0:06:20.640 --> 0:06:25.080 For they pick up on the tone. They pick up 0:06:25.120 --> 0:06:27.599 on the tone of what you're saying, and then it 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:30.480 just hangs in the air what you've done with your anger. 0:06:32.240 --> 0:06:34.160 So we try to put Luna in the other room 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:36.120 with the alarm clock, and the idea is give her 0:06:36.160 --> 0:06:37.920 a treat when the alarm goes off. So she gets 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:41.680 used to thinking that the alarm means treat, although she 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:43.800 just keeps walking back in the room and then sleeping 0:06:43.839 --> 0:06:44.760 on the floor. 0:06:45.920 --> 0:06:51.760 And then starts the old industrial cleaning. So I want 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:53.599 to know if you want to try this experiment I 0:06:53.640 --> 0:06:56.760 started talking about last week, where you tap the side 0:06:56.800 --> 0:07:00.240 of your head as many times as the hour you 0:07:00.320 --> 0:07:03.120 want to wake up, so you're pre programming your head 0:07:03.120 --> 0:07:05.839 by tapping it. Yep. So you're trying this for tomorrow morning. 0:07:05.880 --> 0:07:07.840 So at nine o'clock at night, as I'm going to bed, 0:07:08.320 --> 0:07:10.040 I go, I want to wake up at four thirty, 0:07:10.040 --> 0:07:10.680 So I go one. 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:15.400 Oh, I don't know about halfs, so what do you 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:16.840 want to do? Wake up with four? Will wake up 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:20.440 at five. We'll wake up with tesla. We'll get you 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:21.080 here on time. 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:23.000 All right, I'll go for five am. 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:27.120 I thought you might test. There's no why you're going 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:27.560 to get. 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:32.880 Up earlier, so I go one, two, three, four five. 0:07:33.120 --> 0:07:35.160 Right as you're getting into bed, lift your head off 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:37.440 the pillow, so kind of telling your brain what together? 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:41.320 Five taps five am. This will work. 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:43.320 I won't sleep in I won't. 0:07:43.600 --> 0:07:45.960 You won't. No, you won't know you won't. This will work. 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:48.880 You will wake up at exactly five am. O caase 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:51.600 you go as you're tapping you one am, two am, 0:07:51.720 --> 0:07:54.960 three am, four am, five am. Okay, I'll try it 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:57.640 right and let me know if anyone else wants to 0:07:57.680 --> 0:08:02.040 take part in this head alarm experiment tomorrow morning. Okay, 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:04.360 if you sleep through it, I will ring your boss 0:08:04.360 --> 0:08:06.800 and apologize. But who else wants to take part in this? 0:08:07.200 --> 0:08:10.160 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:12.080 All right, do you want to take part in a 0:08:12.080 --> 0:08:16.800 little experiment tomorrow morning. Do not set the alarm tonight. Okay, 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:21.320 don't set the alarm tonight. Try this ancient yogic tradition 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:23.680 I was sharing with you guys, where if you want 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:25.840 to get up at four am right before you go 0:08:25.960 --> 0:08:27.760 to bed, you've already turned the light out. Okay, you're 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:29.960 just setting down and getting that pillow sorted out, making 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:32.559 sure it's on that sweet gold side. Say, going to 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:34.839 get up at four am tomorrow, you tap your head 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:39.480 four times, five am, same thing, tap your head five times. 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:41.640 You got to sleep now, and you'll be getting up 0:08:41.880 --> 0:08:43.160 at five am or four am. 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:45.800 Actually, you know what the risk is you wake up 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:48.440 several times at two am, three am, four am because 0:08:48.440 --> 0:08:50.000 you're worried that your alarm's not gonna go. 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:54.880 It will work because your mind knows. Okay, your mind 0:08:54.960 --> 0:08:57.360 will understand. How do you think cave people got up 0:08:57.400 --> 0:08:59.640 back in the day. They can sleep in all day 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:03.960 and it's that buffalo or that wielder beast. Okay, they 0:09:04.000 --> 0:09:06.120 couldn't do that. They would, yeah, would you? That's how 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:08.760 old to know because they didn't use words. They just 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:13.960 got loo that's why they would have done it. 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:16.640 And what happens if a mosquito or a fly comes 0:09:16.679 --> 0:09:19.280 to bug me during the night and I accidentally taped 0:09:19.280 --> 0:09:20.800 my head a couple more times and then all of 0:09:20.840 --> 0:09:22.439 a sudden, I'm working up at the mine. 0:09:22.480 --> 0:09:27.160 Will know the difference. Ancient yogic tradition, try it tomorrow 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:30.160 and maybe it will work. I will try it, Okay, 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:33.000 I'm looking for guinea pigs now. They said there's any 0:09:33.040 --> 0:09:34.720 one up for trying it as well, So Jack's doing 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:37.240 this tomorrow. Yes, let's maybe not get Patsy do it 0:09:37.240 --> 0:09:38.520 because she has news to do it. 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:40.160 Half fine, definitely might be doing it. 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:41.760 I doesn't jump on and go. It didn't work for 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:47.240 about the news. I think string opens back on. Uh yep, 0:09:47.480 --> 0:09:52.120 we'll get more at six on that tom Wake Patsy up, Len, 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:53.640 good morning? Hi? 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:54.320 How you going? 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:58.120 Then? That is a cool name? Is that short for Lenny? 0:09:58.880 --> 0:09:59.960 Lenny? My name is Lenny. 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:02.800 Yeah, that's a cool name. All right, So Len, are 0:10:02.840 --> 0:10:06.240 you up for trying this ancient yogic tradition tomorrow? 0:10:07.080 --> 0:10:07.320 Yeah? 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:11.280 But I actually do a similar thing already. I trace 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:14.400 the number on my forehead with my finger. So if 0:10:14.440 --> 0:10:16.839 I want to get up at say five, I get 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:18.559 up at five, I sit on the edge of the 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:20.720 bed and I write the number five with my finger 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:22.960 on my forehead and it works. 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:26.240 Good. You don't need to try mine. You've got your 0:10:26.240 --> 0:10:31.040 own version of this another. This is great. How long 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:31.839 have you been doing that? 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:35.680 Long time? Long time? I don't know. I can't remember 0:10:35.679 --> 0:10:37.720 if someone told me about it, or if I read 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:41.040 it or whatever. But I just do it. But I 0:10:41.120 --> 0:10:43.360 don't do it if it's an important thing, like if 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:45.800 I have to catch a plane or something, I still 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:47.679 sit an alarm because if it's ever going to fail, 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:50.000 that's the time it's going to say for sure. 0:10:50.080 --> 0:10:52.920 But during the week, day to day, that's what you do. 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:55.240 You traced in a moment in your forehead, draw it. 0:10:55.200 --> 0:10:55.600 On your head. 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:55.880 Yeah. 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:57.800 And I was actually telling my kids about it just 0:10:57.840 --> 0:10:59.960 the other day and they thought it was the funniest thing. 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:02.520 They Oh, yeah, mum, you're good on you. 0:11:02.559 --> 0:11:06.320 You know, Lenn. Can your system do the half hours 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:08.760 and quarter hours four fifteen? 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:11.880 I've never done a half a quarter. I've always just 0:11:12.000 --> 0:11:12.920 done the five. 0:11:13.080 --> 0:11:15.800 That's a modern thing. If this comes from its roots 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:19.240 are in an ancient and those yogas didn't do you 0:11:19.320 --> 0:11:22.120 know how lazy as us like another fifteen minutes or 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:25.440 four point thirty seven or stuff like that. They're on 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:27.880 the hour. They understanding importance of on the hour. 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:31.880 Okay, but if I if I wrote five dot dot fifteen, 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:34.040 I wonder if those two dots would add to the 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:36.560 five and it'll be seven, and I'd screw everything out. 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:39.600 I wouldn't mess with this tradition. Okay, it's worked. Keep 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:43.480 on doing it, Len Okay, it's awesome. I will right 0:11:43.559 --> 0:11:45.400 good on you. Thanks very much. Then, have a good day. 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:48.199 Thanks you too, Karen, Good morning. 0:11:48.800 --> 0:11:52.440 Morning, Christian, Pets and Jack. I'm going to do it 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:53.880 as well, and I'm going to just the same. I'm 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:59.120 zack for five o'clock. I'm back on the train tomorrow 0:11:59.120 --> 0:11:59.719 for the first time. 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:00.960 Happy July. 0:12:02.840 --> 0:12:09.520 Now, when I say try it, okay, obviously, I disclaimer here. 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:12.240 I don't want to be held responsible for any job 0:12:12.320 --> 0:12:15.959 losses that are incur I cool you, boss, yea. I 0:12:15.960 --> 0:12:17.439 didn't say I give you a new job if he 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:18.480 fires you. 0:12:19.280 --> 0:12:20.760 It's not like I have to be at work at 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:21.680 at particular times. 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:22.400 But I like it. 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:24.320 Well. Now I'm worried about the train driver might be 0:12:24.360 --> 0:12:26.680 listened to this for your train tomorrow morning. He's trying 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:29.480 to do the repercussion is what I'm doing right now. Actually, frankly, 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:35.839 very irresponsible. Jackson really start jumping fo all right, so 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:39.560 Karen try it. Okay, it's gonna works. 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:45.840 Christian Christian o'connells show podcast. 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:52.679 Footie is back next month, not longer till now to 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:55.640 the return of Footie, and last week on the show, 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:58.120 I was asking if any of you how one of 0:12:58.120 --> 0:13:00.440 those stories it could have been me. Where as a 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:03.559 teenager you had to give for footy. You love playing 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:06.160 the game, it was your life, and you thought and 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:08.280 everyone around you that was going to go all the way. 0:13:08.360 --> 0:13:11.840 All your life was already mapped out. Footy greatness, Grand Finals, 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:14.880 brown lows were all to follow. However, life comes along 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:20.319 and sometimes often life gives zero cares. Do you want 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:23.080 to swear like Jack earlier, zero care, zero f's for 0:13:23.160 --> 0:13:25.240 what you've got planned out for your life. And we 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:27.800 had some amazing stories Thursday and Friday. It's someone actually 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:30.040 very sad and very hard to hit here from people 0:13:30.080 --> 0:13:33.480 who had real talent, real potential but got injured and 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:35.760 stuff like that. And that's what happens in life. The 0:13:35.800 --> 0:13:38.280 reason why we're asking is we've had some of these 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:41.440 great stories. Is we are now gonna actually have a game. 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:43.760 We're looking for nine of you. Okay, we're going to 0:13:43.800 --> 0:13:45.839 have nine of you that kind of could have beens 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:49.120 to go up against an all start team. Tomorrow morning, 0:13:49.240 --> 0:13:52.040 we're going to announce the coach of who is going 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:54.679 to be coaching. They could have beens. We're calling it 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:56.720 one last game because that is actually what we're going 0:13:56.760 --> 0:13:59.640 to give a load of you, is one last game. Now, 0:13:59.720 --> 0:14:02.120 last week it's all sort of snowboard. We start talking 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:04.959 about Thursday and Friday, we had some more stories. We 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:07.560 started to talking about the MCG because marks we go 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:10.400 to the home of footy, which is the MCG, and 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:13.200 it wasn't just a twenty thousand doss they wanted. It 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:15.840 turns out they don't want anyone on their pitch two 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:18.640 weeks before round one, which I entirely understand. We are 0:14:18.679 --> 0:14:21.680 now talking to Marvel, okay, and I know this is 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:25.480 the actually the AFL's mackets their ground, isn't it. 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:28.760 Yeah, Well, the AFL headquarters dock lands down there at 0:14:28.800 --> 0:14:29.600 at Marvel Stadium. 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:31.520 Well, why don't we just organize a meeting before the 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:32.880 game and goes so right, having a quick look at 0:14:32.920 --> 0:14:36.360 the pitch, guys, go go go quick, quick, quick quick, 0:14:36.600 --> 0:14:40.440 raise a right, come on, distract guilt now on that. 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:44.040 Ultimately it's his decision if we could have one last 0:14:44.080 --> 0:14:46.920 game at Marvel. Now, I remember when I first met 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:49.520 Gil he said this to me, Oh, I won't do 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:51.320 the voice. Could you do an impression of Gil by 0:14:51.320 --> 0:14:54.000 the way? Y don't know? 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:54.840 How does he toys? 0:14:56.000 --> 0:15:00.360 Isn't? It's a it's a deep kind of year. Who's 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:03.240 that Abraham Lincoln? We ever need to do a bit 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:05.480 with Abraham Lincoln. We've got that one covered. 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:06.520 This is gil McLachlin. 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:11.120 Oh is it? Yeah, he's got very bad cold. Anyway, 0:15:11.240 --> 0:15:13.960 gil McLaughlin said, I listened to the show they needed this. Well, 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:19.080 my driver does? Oh is it my ski coach? Had 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:21.040 you got some pilot? We actually said, he's driving. Does 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:25.080 If you are Gille mcglocklin's driver this morning, get him 0:15:25.120 --> 0:15:27.640 to give us a call. We need to borrow Marvel's 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:31.040 stadium for what an hour? Yeah, it's no biggie, Okay, 0:15:31.160 --> 0:15:34.000 no biggie. So the thing we need is hear from people, right, 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:35.520 It might be a friend of yours. It might be 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:38.040 a dad, it might be a boyfriend, might be a husband, 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:40.440 whether in their thirties, forties, fifties. 0:15:41.160 --> 0:15:43.000 And my dad's in it. Well, min dad's sixty two 0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:44.680 and he's put his head up if we need it. 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:46.120 Do you know? We've had quite a few emails over 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:48.280 the weekend. People really moved about your dad's story that 0:15:48.320 --> 0:15:50.680 he shared to you. And we paid this back on Friday. 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:54.920 So Dad Jack's dad, John Post actually played for Conninwood. 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:57.480 Yeah, well, as an eighteen year old, got invited to 0:15:57.480 --> 0:16:00.000 train with Collingwood, played one game with the reserve. 0:16:00.480 --> 0:16:02.800 That's great, and you found out he's got it's permanent. 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:04.600 It's recorded in the kind of Wood history. 0:16:04.680 --> 0:16:07.200 And Mum dug up an old article a photo of 0:16:07.280 --> 0:16:09.560 Dad in the paper with Phil Carmon down at the 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:11.920 Collingwood football club as a sixteen year old. 0:16:12.280 --> 0:16:15.400 I'm certny of you guys really know this about you really. 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:17.920 I was actually too scared to ask as a kid 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:19.680 because I was like, oh, yeah, dad used to play 0:16:19.680 --> 0:16:22.160 for colling A good one, I believe that, But I 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:25.080 mean he really did have this one game, one goal. 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:27.560 It's an amazing record as one hundred percent. Anyway, this 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:29.520 is jack Bos's dad John. 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:32.560 I remember in nineteen seventy six, I think that was 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:35.120 the year I played one game in the seconds against 0:16:35.240 --> 0:16:37.840 St Kilda my Raven, I kicked a goal and signed 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:41.000 an autograph. It'd be fifty two year old guy that 0:16:41.200 --> 0:16:41.960 still might have that. 0:16:42.960 --> 0:16:43.280 Anyway. 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:45.600 I still have the group certificate for that game, twenty 0:16:45.640 --> 0:16:48.680 five dollars I got. Anyway. One night after that game 0:16:48.720 --> 0:16:50.560 and one night after training, I was standing on the 0:16:50.600 --> 0:16:53.440 platform with Victoria's park station and I guess I made 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:55.640 the decision then not to go back. I think it 0:16:55.640 --> 0:16:57.960 was an opportunity lost. Of course, I don't know what 0:16:58.040 --> 0:17:00.600 I was thinking. Whether I was too shy or I 0:17:00.640 --> 0:17:04.440 didn't have the confidence, I can't really recall, but never 0:17:04.640 --> 0:17:07.119 I never went back. I actually think I could have 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:09.399 made it if I did, But that's another story. So 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:10.960 I'm a true could have been. 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:16.879 I Reckon your old man's looking strong for selection? Do 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:19.480 you Reckon still got that rocket on his leg? 0:17:19.560 --> 0:17:21.280 He would love to do it. You sorry. When we 0:17:21.320 --> 0:17:23.520 did the Grand Final where we had the Grandma's kicking 0:17:23.600 --> 0:17:25.159 as far as they could, he was. 0:17:25.160 --> 0:17:27.159 Showing a bit of thigh trying to press those nanas 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:28.800 to get a little bit of sweet Nanner action. 0:17:30.080 --> 0:17:32.040 Okay, my mum's still in the picture, all right. 0:17:31.960 --> 0:17:33.879 Okay, Well, you know we don't judge some people like that. 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:35.439 I'm not saying anything. We know we don't know what 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:38.119 goes on the twin anyway. But the thing is, do 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:40.840 you have a story of Sidetractor says sorry, guys, do 0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:43.680 you have a story? Oh? You give mc drug driver. 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:47.800 That's the first question. The second one is if you 0:17:48.000 --> 0:17:51.240 still want one last game? The team needs you. 0:17:55.119 --> 0:18:00.320