Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 2: It's a Christian Acos show podcast.
Speaker 3: Netflix and Chill with a Koala. I'm still not convinced
Speaker 3: that that is what Netflix and Chill means, what you
Speaker 3: think it means. I think it genuinely is. It's a
Speaker 3: nice thing. Like you sit there, you watch some Netflix
Speaker 3: shows and you chill out. Why would Netflix want you
Speaker 3: to turn Netflix on then turn it off to go
Speaker 3: and do that.
Speaker 4: Netflix didn't come up with Netflix and Chill? Oh who did?
Speaker 3: Who's the the zeit guys? There's one central person who
Speaker 3: is the zeit guys. It's like cash Man, who is Zeitgeist?
Speaker 3: It's Gold's next week promotion. Good morning Jack, Good morning Christian,
Speaker 3: Good morning Patsy. Morning boys, Jack and I both listen
Speaker 3: to your podcast. Patsy's in a very special podcast. Patsy
Speaker 3: remind people where they can find it.
Speaker 5: Yes, it is Kate Mead's Women of Influenced and she's
Speaker 5: doing one hundred Women in one hundred days and I
Speaker 5: am number seven off.
Speaker 3: The rank should be number one. Oh, don't be silly,
Speaker 3: trying harder this year, get to number one next year?
Speaker 3: Is that how it works? One hundred women fight each other,
Speaker 3: only one is left in a mud pit.
Speaker 5: Yes, no, I mean with some very good company, some
Speaker 5: remarkable women in there are you.
Speaker 3: They are also in with you, Patsy as well. You
Speaker 3: deserve to be in there.
Speaker 5: Thanks mate.
Speaker 3: That's right. My daughters are going to listen to it
Speaker 3: as well. They thought the beautiful photo that you posted.
Speaker 2: Yesterday of it.
Speaker 3: Do you know what? Yesterday evening we're all like, do
Speaker 3: you just when you're having dinner and stuff like that,
Speaker 3: do you just watch you it f on the TV.
Speaker 4: I haven't eaten at the dinner table month, yeah before COVID.
Speaker 3: Keep being guilted about this, right because I just think
Speaker 3: it's the best way to eat, isn't it? Because it
Speaker 3: takes the pressure off having a conversation with your kids.
Speaker 3: They don't really want to talk to us now they're teenagers,
Speaker 3: and so we all watch TV. Sometimes they go, oh,
Speaker 3: it's round at Marie's house and they all sit down
Speaker 3: and like, you know, talk about their days like that,
Speaker 3: and yesterday went sounds boring. What do you want to watch?
Speaker 3: As we were watching, just we just pick a random
Speaker 3: episode of Mode Family. We've seen it like twice from
Speaker 3: start to finishing. It's great. However, last night's one was
Speaker 3: the episode. Where have you guys ever seen Modern Family? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Love it. It's a great show. Last night's one where
Speaker 3: they're dropping Hailey off to college and they're really struggling
Speaker 3: with it, and at the end, she's struggling with it
Speaker 3: as well. I start crying midway through it. Right. The
Speaker 3: kids just start laughing at me, right because they know
Speaker 3: that Ruby keeps to wind me up. At the moment,
Speaker 3: she just goes, I'm only at home for my two
Speaker 3: and a half years and I go to college and
Speaker 3: I'm like, please stop that. Yesterday evening, I don't know
Speaker 3: what it was about. My wife and my daughters thought
Speaker 3: it was fairest that I was getting upset. They were pausing,
Speaker 3: going look at him, look at him getting upside Don't
Speaker 3: you want men to be like this? This is dad shaming,
Speaker 3: This is emotion shaming. At the end of it, do
Speaker 3: you know what I did? I felt so embarrassed. I said, right,
Speaker 3: I'm going to go to the gym now and reclaim
Speaker 3: my kind of Neanderthal man. And when I come back
Speaker 3: that would have been a one off. Okay, this is
Speaker 3: what you've done. I'm packing all the emotions away and
Speaker 3: I'm going to the gym. To armor myself back up.
Speaker 3: But you're happy now, girls, you want the change and
Speaker 3: then you laugh at the change.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: And I got to a radio station this morning. The
Speaker 3: book was it still going on? There was this The
Speaker 3: radio station had a has it got a burger on?
Speaker 3: I didn't even know right this was going off right
Speaker 3: with flashing lights everywhere. So I got into the car
Speaker 3: park this morning and I was thinking, why is anyone
Speaker 3: trying to steal? I mean, what what what is there
Speaker 3: to actually steal from a radio station to I need
Speaker 3: to call the police. But then why would anyone break
Speaker 3: in to a radio.
Speaker 4: Even if you start driving?
Speaker 3: This is barely what they're just monitors.
Speaker 4: What would you do with it?
Speaker 3: As I said, what would you steal from a radio station?
Speaker 3: I couldn't actually work.
Speaker 4: Out unless it's the rivals just trying to put us
Speaker 4: off in the.
Speaker 3: Morning, okay, or get the old cash Man playbook that's
Speaker 3: what they're right of course, Wow, you can't have Cashi.
Speaker 3: Last week on the show, we got an amazing call.
Speaker 3: We were talking I think it was on Thursday show
Speaker 3: about to your alarms. Perhaps he was saying that her
Speaker 3: husband Chris was getting fed up with how irritating and
Speaker 3: how invasive her alarm was in the morning. By the way,
Speaker 3: how's that resolved? Let me guess you're still carrying on
Speaker 3: with it?
Speaker 5: Yes, because she can't have art music. And he woke
Speaker 5: up again this morning?
Speaker 3: Oh did he?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It's tough, isn't he yet? Because if you ever tried
Speaker 3: any of those sort of sunlight alarm clocks that wake
Speaker 3: you up gradually, like half.
Speaker 4: A year all, I've got one. I bought one when
Speaker 4: we first started the show because I struggling so much
Speaker 4: to wake up, and it's it's too annoying because for
Speaker 4: half an hour it starts to get graduated, so you
Speaker 4: can really just get used to it and sleep through it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So last week we got an amazing phone call
Speaker 3: about a guy who trained his dog. He put his
Speaker 3: actual alarm clock in the other room next to the
Speaker 3: dog in the dog's bed. When the alarm went off
Speaker 3: woke the dog up. The dog would come in and
Speaker 3: get his master up. Genius system like our Wallace and
Speaker 3: grommet a lot of emails about it. Over the weekend.
Speaker 3: Christian Jack and Patsy was lit on to the podcast
Speaker 3: about the dog It wakes his own arm. I too
Speaker 3: have a dog that wakes us up when the alarm
Speaker 3: goes off. He hears the alarm and knows that this
Speaker 3: is his cue to jump on the bed with myself
Speaker 3: and the husband. What problem is though, recently the dog Billy,
Speaker 3: which is a big labradoodle, no longer waits for the
Speaker 3: alarm clock and suffers from pre alarm jumping onto the bed,
Speaker 3: and so he's waking us up even earlier. So if
Speaker 3: anyone's out thinking about doing this because Jack said he
Speaker 3: might try and chain train his dog Luna, be warned.
Speaker 3: Now you have been Have you been trying to train
Speaker 3: Luna to do that? Yes?
Speaker 4: So she usually sleeps at the foot of the bed,
Speaker 4: in her own bed on the floor, So we try
Speaker 4: to put her in the other room, well, in your bedroom,
Speaker 4: in our bedroom.
Speaker 3: That doesn't that make you're not because they start that
Speaker 3: sort of industrial cleaning about three am. This is why
Speaker 3: we actually kick out the shepherd dog because suddenly because
Speaker 3: you think this would be nice to have them in
Speaker 3: the room and stuff like that guard dog. It's a
Speaker 3: bit but literally could set your clock at three of
Speaker 3: his Are you why are you cleaning yourself now? And
Speaker 3: every square millimeter between each toe or what they've got paws,
Speaker 3: And then Luna gets carried away with the cleaning in
Speaker 3: such an actually chew and then they have like a
Speaker 3: leg that starts kicking behind the ear that bounces against
Speaker 3: the radiator and so yeah, and then the collar starts
Speaker 3: rotating around as they're kicking it with the poor then.
Speaker 4: What happens at three and when Luna's chewing I got
Speaker 4: in trouble.
Speaker 3: For they pick up on the tone. They pick up
Speaker 3: on the tone of what you're saying, and then it
Speaker 3: just hangs in the air what you've done with your anger.
Speaker 4: So we try to put Luna in the other room
Speaker 4: with the alarm clock, and the idea is give her
Speaker 4: a treat when the alarm goes off. So she gets
Speaker 4: used to thinking that the alarm means treat, although she
Speaker 4: just keeps walking back in the room and then sleeping
Speaker 4: on the floor.
Speaker 3: And then starts the old industrial cleaning. So I want
Speaker 3: to know if you want to try this experiment I
Speaker 3: started talking about last week, where you tap the side
Speaker 3: of your head as many times as the hour you
Speaker 3: want to wake up, so you're pre programming your head
Speaker 3: by tapping it. Yep. So you're trying this for tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4: So at nine o'clock at night, as I'm going to bed,
Speaker 4: I go, I want to wake up at four thirty,
Speaker 4: So I go one.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know about halfs, so what do you
Speaker 3: want to do? Wake up with four? Will wake up
Speaker 3: at five. We'll wake up with tesla. We'll get you
Speaker 3: here on time.
Speaker 4: All right, I'll go for five am.
Speaker 3: I thought you might test. There's no why you're going
Speaker 3: to get.
Speaker 4: Up earlier, so I go one, two, three, four five.
Speaker 3: Right as you're getting into bed, lift your head off
Speaker 3: the pillow, so kind of telling your brain what together?
Speaker 3: Five taps five am. This will work.
Speaker 4: I won't sleep in I won't.
Speaker 3: You won't. No, you won't know you won't. This will work.
Speaker 3: You will wake up at exactly five am. O caase
Speaker 3: you go as you're tapping you one am, two am,
Speaker 3: three am, four am, five am. Okay, I'll try it
Speaker 3: right and let me know if anyone else wants to
Speaker 3: take part in this head alarm experiment tomorrow morning. Okay,
Speaker 3: if you sleep through it, I will ring your boss
Speaker 3: and apologize. But who else wants to take part in this?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, do you want to take part in a
Speaker 3: little experiment tomorrow morning. Do not set the alarm tonight. Okay,
Speaker 3: don't set the alarm tonight. Try this ancient yogic tradition
Speaker 3: I was sharing with you guys, where if you want
Speaker 3: to get up at four am right before you go
Speaker 3: to bed, you've already turned the light out. Okay, you're
Speaker 3: just setting down and getting that pillow sorted out, making
Speaker 3: sure it's on that sweet gold side. Say, going to
Speaker 3: get up at four am tomorrow, you tap your head
Speaker 3: four times, five am, same thing, tap your head five times.
Speaker 3: You got to sleep now, and you'll be getting up
Speaker 3: at five am or four am.
Speaker 4: Actually, you know what the risk is you wake up
Speaker 4: several times at two am, three am, four am because
Speaker 4: you're worried that your alarm's not gonna go.
Speaker 3: It will work because your mind knows. Okay, your mind
Speaker 3: will understand. How do you think cave people got up
Speaker 3: back in the day. They can sleep in all day
Speaker 3: and it's that buffalo or that wielder beast. Okay, they
Speaker 3: couldn't do that. They would, yeah, would you? That's how
Speaker 3: old to know because they didn't use words. They just
Speaker 3: got loo that's why they would have done it.
Speaker 4: And what happens if a mosquito or a fly comes
Speaker 4: to bug me during the night and I accidentally taped
Speaker 4: my head a couple more times and then all of
Speaker 4: a sudden, I'm working up at the mine.
Speaker 3: Will know the difference. Ancient yogic tradition, try it tomorrow
Speaker 3: and maybe it will work. I will try it, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm looking for guinea pigs now. They said there's any
Speaker 3: one up for trying it as well, So Jack's doing
Speaker 3: this tomorrow. Yes, let's maybe not get Patsy do it
Speaker 3: because she has news to do it.
Speaker 4: Half fine, definitely might be doing it.
Speaker 3: I doesn't jump on and go. It didn't work for
Speaker 3: about the news. I think string opens back on. Uh yep,
Speaker 3: we'll get more at six on that tom Wake Patsy up, Len,
Speaker 3: good morning? Hi?
Speaker 6: How you going?
Speaker 3: Then? That is a cool name? Is that short for Lenny?
Speaker 6: Lenny? My name is Lenny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a cool name. All right, So Len, are
Speaker 3: you up for trying this ancient yogic tradition tomorrow?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: But I actually do a similar thing already. I trace
Speaker 6: the number on my forehead with my finger. So if
Speaker 6: I want to get up at say five, I get
Speaker 6: up at five, I sit on the edge of the
Speaker 6: bed and I write the number five with my finger
Speaker 6: on my forehead and it works.
Speaker 3: Good. You don't need to try mine. You've got your
Speaker 3: own version of this another. This is great. How long
Speaker 3: have you been doing that?
Speaker 6: Long time? Long time? I don't know. I can't remember
Speaker 6: if someone told me about it, or if I read
Speaker 6: it or whatever. But I just do it. But I
Speaker 6: don't do it if it's an important thing, like if
Speaker 6: I have to catch a plane or something, I still
Speaker 6: sit an alarm because if it's ever going to fail,
Speaker 6: that's the time it's going to say for sure.
Speaker 3: But during the week, day to day, that's what you do.
Speaker 3: You traced in a moment in your forehead, draw it.
Speaker 6: On your head.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And I was actually telling my kids about it just
Speaker 6: the other day and they thought it was the funniest thing.
Speaker 6: They Oh, yeah, mum, you're good on you.
Speaker 4: You know, Lenn. Can your system do the half hours
Speaker 4: and quarter hours four fifteen?
Speaker 6: I've never done a half a quarter. I've always just
Speaker 6: done the five.
Speaker 3: That's a modern thing. If this comes from its roots
Speaker 3: are in an ancient and those yogas didn't do you
Speaker 3: know how lazy as us like another fifteen minutes or
Speaker 3: four point thirty seven or stuff like that. They're on
Speaker 3: the hour. They understanding importance of on the hour.
Speaker 6: Okay, but if I if I wrote five dot dot fifteen,
Speaker 6: I wonder if those two dots would add to the
Speaker 6: five and it'll be seven, and I'd screw everything out.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't mess with this tradition. Okay, it's worked. Keep
Speaker 3: on doing it, Len Okay, it's awesome. I will right
Speaker 3: good on you. Thanks very much. Then, have a good day.
Speaker 3: Thanks you too, Karen, Good morning.
Speaker 7: Morning, Christian, Pets and Jack. I'm going to do it
Speaker 7: as well, and I'm going to just the same. I'm
Speaker 7: zack for five o'clock. I'm back on the train tomorrow
Speaker 7: for the first time.
Speaker 5: Happy July.
Speaker 3: Now, when I say try it, okay, obviously, I disclaimer here.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be held responsible for any job
Speaker 3: losses that are incur I cool you, boss, yea. I
Speaker 3: didn't say I give you a new job if he
Speaker 3: fires you.
Speaker 7: It's not like I have to be at work at
Speaker 7: at particular times.
Speaker 1: But I like it.
Speaker 3: Well. Now I'm worried about the train driver might be
Speaker 3: listened to this for your train tomorrow morning. He's trying
Speaker 3: to do the repercussion is what I'm doing right now. Actually, frankly,
Speaker 3: very irresponsible. Jackson really start jumping fo all right, so
Speaker 3: Karen try it. Okay, it's gonna works.
Speaker 2: Christian Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 3: Footie is back next month, not longer till now to
Speaker 3: the return of Footie, and last week on the show,
Speaker 3: I was asking if any of you how one of
Speaker 3: those stories it could have been me. Where as a
Speaker 3: teenager you had to give for footy. You love playing
Speaker 3: the game, it was your life, and you thought and
Speaker 3: everyone around you that was going to go all the way.
Speaker 3: All your life was already mapped out. Footy greatness, Grand Finals,
Speaker 3: brown lows were all to follow. However, life comes along
Speaker 3: and sometimes often life gives zero cares. Do you want
Speaker 3: to swear like Jack earlier, zero care, zero f's for
Speaker 3: what you've got planned out for your life. And we
Speaker 3: had some amazing stories Thursday and Friday. It's someone actually
Speaker 3: very sad and very hard to hit here from people
Speaker 3: who had real talent, real potential but got injured and
Speaker 3: stuff like that. And that's what happens in life. The
Speaker 3: reason why we're asking is we've had some of these
Speaker 3: great stories. Is we are now gonna actually have a game.
Speaker 3: We're looking for nine of you. Okay, we're going to
Speaker 3: have nine of you that kind of could have beens
Speaker 3: to go up against an all start team. Tomorrow morning,
Speaker 3: we're going to announce the coach of who is going
Speaker 3: to be coaching. They could have beens. We're calling it
Speaker 3: one last game because that is actually what we're going
Speaker 3: to give a load of you, is one last game. Now,
Speaker 3: last week it's all sort of snowboard. We start talking
Speaker 3: about Thursday and Friday, we had some more stories. We
Speaker 3: started to talking about the MCG because marks we go
Speaker 3: to the home of footy, which is the MCG, and
Speaker 3: it wasn't just a twenty thousand doss they wanted. It
Speaker 3: turns out they don't want anyone on their pitch two
Speaker 3: weeks before round one, which I entirely understand. We are
Speaker 3: now talking to Marvel, okay, and I know this is
Speaker 3: the actually the AFL's mackets their ground, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, the AFL headquarters dock lands down there at
Speaker 4: at Marvel Stadium.
Speaker 3: Well, why don't we just organize a meeting before the
Speaker 3: game and goes so right, having a quick look at
Speaker 3: the pitch, guys, go go go quick, quick, quick quick,
Speaker 3: raise a right, come on, distract guilt now on that.
Speaker 3: Ultimately it's his decision if we could have one last
Speaker 3: game at Marvel. Now, I remember when I first met
Speaker 3: Gil he said this to me, Oh, I won't do
Speaker 3: the voice. Could you do an impression of Gil by
Speaker 3: the way? Y don't know?
Speaker 4: How does he toys?
Speaker 3: Isn't? It's a it's a deep kind of year. Who's
Speaker 3: that Abraham Lincoln? We ever need to do a bit
Speaker 3: with Abraham Lincoln. We've got that one covered.
Speaker 4: This is gil McLachlin.
Speaker 3: Oh is it? Yeah, he's got very bad cold. Anyway,
Speaker 3: gil McLaughlin said, I listened to the show they needed this. Well,
Speaker 3: my driver does? Oh is it my ski coach? Had
Speaker 3: you got some pilot? We actually said, he's driving. Does
Speaker 3: If you are Gille mcglocklin's driver this morning, get him
Speaker 3: to give us a call. We need to borrow Marvel's
Speaker 3: stadium for what an hour? Yeah, it's no biggie, Okay,
Speaker 3: no biggie. So the thing we need is hear from people, right,
Speaker 3: It might be a friend of yours. It might be
Speaker 3: a dad, it might be a boyfriend, might be a husband,
Speaker 3: whether in their thirties, forties, fifties.
Speaker 4: And my dad's in it. Well, min dad's sixty two
Speaker 4: and he's put his head up if we need it.
Speaker 3: Do you know? We've had quite a few emails over
Speaker 3: the weekend. People really moved about your dad's story that
Speaker 3: he shared to you. And we paid this back on Friday.
Speaker 3: So Dad Jack's dad, John Post actually played for Conninwood.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, as an eighteen year old, got invited to
Speaker 4: train with Collingwood, played one game with the reserve.
Speaker 3: That's great, and you found out he's got it's permanent.
Speaker 3: It's recorded in the kind of Wood history.
Speaker 4: And Mum dug up an old article a photo of
Speaker 4: Dad in the paper with Phil Carmon down at the
Speaker 4: Collingwood football club as a sixteen year old.
Speaker 3: I'm certny of you guys really know this about you really.
Speaker 4: I was actually too scared to ask as a kid
Speaker 4: because I was like, oh, yeah, dad used to play
Speaker 4: for colling A good one, I believe that, But I
Speaker 4: mean he really did have this one game, one goal.
Speaker 3: It's an amazing record as one hundred percent. Anyway, this
Speaker 3: is jack Bos's dad John.
Speaker 9: I remember in nineteen seventy six, I think that was
Speaker 9: the year I played one game in the seconds against
Speaker 9: St Kilda my Raven, I kicked a goal and signed
Speaker 9: an autograph. It'd be fifty two year old guy that
Speaker 9: still might have that.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 9: I still have the group certificate for that game, twenty
Speaker 9: five dollars I got. Anyway. One night after that game
Speaker 9: and one night after training, I was standing on the
Speaker 9: platform with Victoria's park station and I guess I made
Speaker 9: the decision then not to go back. I think it
Speaker 9: was an opportunity lost. Of course, I don't know what
Speaker 9: I was thinking. Whether I was too shy or I
Speaker 9: didn't have the confidence, I can't really recall, but never
Speaker 9: I never went back. I actually think I could have
Speaker 9: made it if I did, But that's another story. So
Speaker 9: I'm a true could have been.
Speaker 3: I Reckon your old man's looking strong for selection? Do
Speaker 3: you Reckon still got that rocket on his leg?
Speaker 4: He would love to do it. You sorry. When we
Speaker 4: did the Grand Final where we had the Grandma's kicking
Speaker 4: as far as they could, he was.
Speaker 3: Showing a bit of thigh trying to press those nanas
Speaker 3: to get a little bit of sweet Nanner action.
Speaker 4: Okay, my mum's still in the picture, all right.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, you know we don't judge some people like that.
Speaker 3: I'm not saying anything. We know we don't know what
Speaker 3: goes on the twin anyway. But the thing is, do
Speaker 3: you have a story of Sidetractor says sorry, guys, do
Speaker 3: you have a story? Oh? You give mc drug driver.
Speaker 3: That's the first question. The second one is if you
Speaker 3: still want one last game? The team needs you.
Speaker 2: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: So we are looking to have one last game. We're
Speaker 3: looking to build a team of could have been. So
Speaker 3: if you have a story some of the ones we've
Speaker 3: heard so far, it could have been me footy greatness,
Speaker 3: but injury, life, whatever came along, got in the way.
Speaker 3: Let us know. Are you up for one last game?
Speaker 3: Jason Bezina is Christian. I've always loved my footy from
Speaker 3: a young age, so you can imagine how devastated was
Speaker 3: when my Maltese father wouldn't let me play for our
Speaker 3: local club in Kensington. We still no idea what is
Speaker 3: Maltes's father had again about the great game of footing.
Speaker 3: I ended up playing school football where the Footscray now
Speaker 3: Bulldogs recruitment manager Gary Merrington watched him play and invited
Speaker 3: me to go down and train with their under nineteens.
Speaker 3: They're so excited. Came home from school tell mom and
Speaker 3: dad the news. Wasn't met with any excitement from Dad.
Speaker 3: He told me, I know in certain times was I
Speaker 3: not to go. I wasn't allowed to train or play
Speaker 3: for the Bulldogs or any team. Over the years, I've
Speaker 3: often wondered what could have been. I love my dad clearly,
Speaker 3: but after and rhythm about killing my fotball career. Since
Speaker 3: the age of twenty one, I haven't missed a season
Speaker 3: of now fifty years still play. I'm in an over
Speaker 3: forty five's teams for the Werribee Tigers. Jason Bazina is
Speaker 3: in the team. AKA what do you like more the
Speaker 3: buzz or buzz?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: I also like the Maltese felcon.
Speaker 3: Oh, let's call that, Let's go Maltese fulcan Then we
Speaker 3: got this great email on Friday from a guy called
Speaker 3: Adam Bacon. He's in the team as the Sizzler Christian.
Speaker 3: Thank you just want that In the back of his shirt.
Speaker 3: The Sizzler. The Maltese Falcon is going to take up
Speaker 3: two things. So Christian, I thought it was going to
Speaker 3: be the next best thing in football played in the
Speaker 3: school teams had to look in at under under eighteen
Speaker 3: state team before I passed out on a football oval
Speaker 3: in nineteen ninety eight, taking a hospital by air ambulance
Speaker 3: and putting intensive care in the Cardia award. I had
Speaker 3: to have surgery, lots of rehab. Afterwards, I was scared
Speaker 3: to replay again, started drinking and smoking, thing that being
Speaker 3: healthy was going to kill me. I went the other way.
Speaker 3: I never played again, but I still have that one
Speaker 3: more game dream, one more walk, one more kick, one
Speaker 3: more goal. The thought of that feeling still puts a
Speaker 3: tear in my eye. That actually is my dream, and
Speaker 3: I'm still dreaming about playing. And I'm forty one. I
Speaker 3: loved football so much. That's the Scissler, my friends, he's
Speaker 3: in the team. So at the moment we've got two
Speaker 3: and we need a team of nine. So if you
Speaker 3: want to join the Maltese falcan you want to join
Speaker 3: the Sizzler. This team needs you. So whether you're in
Speaker 3: your thirties, forties, fifties, whatever, and you love playing footy
Speaker 3: back in the day. You still got that passion. One
Speaker 3: last game needs you. Email me if you want in
Speaker 3: Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Have you had a great weekend? Let's go to Patsy
Speaker 3: first of all, Patsy, how's your weekend? Mate?
Speaker 5: Had a beautiful weekend? And this song sums up yesterday
Speaker 5: particularly beautifully.
Speaker 3: Drop a leg there or something.
Speaker 5: We went to the beautiful food bowl that is back
Speaker 5: a smash and we picked our own strawberries. Oh great,
Speaker 5: FuMB I haven't done that for ages. Anyway. We went
Speaker 5: to this beautiful farm and you come out of their
Speaker 5: shed and there's just, you know, rows and rows of
Speaker 5: all these beautiful, juicy strawberries. And Chris took charge, as
Speaker 5: always quite proud of himself in where we go, which
Speaker 5: plot we pick?
Speaker 3: What's the what's this kind of game plan? Then I
Speaker 3: didn't just go and beat the strawberries, straw we feel.
Speaker 4: I didn't think you needed a tactical.
Speaker 5: He's always got to have a tactic. So he goes
Speaker 5: Audrey and I sort of went to the right of
Speaker 5: the crop and he goes, no, no, no, there's heaps
Speaker 5: of people.
Speaker 3: Oh dear, you're a grad.
Speaker 5: App He goes, you need to go way over there
Speaker 5: where there's no one, which was like a five minute walk,
Speaker 5: which was fine, and he was right.
Speaker 4: There was just fruit everywhere.
Speaker 5: It was cold, corner coopio.
Speaker 3: Flies quick before the outsiders find them. Harvest the crop,
Speaker 3: harvest the crop, brry them.
Speaker 4: We'll be eating strawberry.
Speaker 3: Look at the falls over there that went.
Speaker 4: Right gnawing on the empty branches.
Speaker 5: Just that nub of what could have been anyway, It
Speaker 5: was so much fun. But I don't know about you guys,
Speaker 5: if you've ever been strawberry picking. I was sort of
Speaker 5: They're very honest. Chris and Audrey are very honest and
Speaker 5: just putting them in the punnet. They weigh them, you
Speaker 5: pay them. But I was sort of eating as I go,
Speaker 5: So it was like one for me, one for the punnet,
Speaker 5: one for me. Well you got a taste tests, yeah.
Speaker 3: But that's the farmer's money, that's their livelihood. Have that many.
Speaker 3: But you go around the supermarket sort of tucking into
Speaker 3: botig lanes or something like that, or a loaf of breads,
Speaker 3: some for me for all works. I have got form
Speaker 3: eating the eence.
Speaker 5: I have got form. At the supermarket.
Speaker 3: We do have half a rochissery chicken or something, just
Speaker 3: half of one. The rest of it. It must have been
Speaker 3: a big one. I might have a few coming out
Speaker 3: the corner of your mouth.
Speaker 5: There's nothing excuse me, madam, I have you've got anything
Speaker 5: else to declare, but I have got form. But it
Speaker 5: was just it was wonderful. And on the way out,
Speaker 5: mister Whippy Local Mister Whippy is very clever. He's strategically
Speaker 5: parked right outside the.
Speaker 3: Orchestra a game plan, has got a game plan to
Speaker 3: that window. The window. At the.
Speaker 2: Hello Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're talking about our weekend stories. Jack. What's the song
Speaker 3: that sums up your weekend? Mate?
Speaker 4: I've chosen the song Waiting by Green Day because it
Speaker 4: might surprise you to know. I can be an impatient man,
Speaker 4: and this weekend I had to do some waiting.
Speaker 3: Ah, then what's happened? What's happened?
Speaker 4: So I'm not proud of this story, but I just
Speaker 4: know that I hate waiting, and I especially if there
Speaker 4: was no waiting, there was meant to be. So I
Speaker 4: had this free weekend and I told you guys about
Speaker 4: on Friday, completely blank weekend. We thought we'll go on
Speaker 4: a day trip up to Regional Victoria. Brenton Dale sped
Speaker 4: that will be a lovely way to spend the weekend.
Speaker 4: The anchor on Saturday morning just had a client to
Speaker 4: meet for work and then at nine point thirty I said,
Speaker 4: I'll pick you up. The car will be packed, Luna
Speaker 4: will be in the back and we'll go on our
Speaker 4: way up north. I get to pick up the anchor
Speaker 4: at nine point thirty, which was discussed, and I'm waiting
Speaker 4: in the car. Ten minutes goes by, twenty minutes goes by,
Speaker 4: it almost gets to ten o'clock.
Speaker 3: Who before it is there any kind of message? There
Speaker 3: is a warning like you're going to not be out
Speaker 3: for the five or ten minutes.
Speaker 4: And nine point fifty she calls and says, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 4: the client was late. I'm coming. I'm coming another five
Speaker 4: minutes after that, so she I know she's seen the
Speaker 4: messages anyway, So it's almost ten o'clock by the time
Speaker 4: she gets in the car.
Speaker 3: And what's happening to your energy levels? And you're appetite
Speaker 3: for going away for the day.
Speaker 4: In the inside the car, I've brewed ud into a
Speaker 4: real huff is the only way I can drive it.
Speaker 3: I get it, I get in that. I don't like
Speaker 3: waiting either. Half an hour you went overtime.
Speaker 4: So by the time she gets in the car, I'm
Speaker 4: in such a huff that I surprise myself by saying this.
Speaker 4: But I say, we're not going on the trip anymore.
Speaker 4: I know I'm not.
Speaker 3: I bet the dogs even go, whoa I'm doing.
Speaker 4: But you're gonna remember I was in the hulf.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course.
Speaker 4: So she's shocked. I'm shocked as well. But I've said it, Wow.
Speaker 3: It's horrible. Then you have to commit to what you've said.
Speaker 4: I have committed to it. So I start defintly driving
Speaker 4: back home.
Speaker 3: Turn the car around the old three point term. You
Speaker 3: made me do this.
Speaker 4: The energy of the huff is occupying the car completely,
Speaker 4: and she said, well, you know, this is a real shame.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry that I was late. And it's like, yeah, well,
Speaker 4: now the day's ruined, you know, really leaning into the
Speaker 4: really leading into the hulf. As we get a few
Speaker 4: blocks from home, it's been about fifteen minutes and the
Speaker 4: huff is starting to wear.
Speaker 3: How's it working out? It's exhausting is keeping that half going.
Speaker 4: So I'm starting to, you know, have that inner dialogue
Speaker 4: with myself. It's like, well, I'm not really that angry.
Speaker 4: It was only twenty minutes and the whole day doesn't
Speaker 4: have to be ruined. So the huff is going away.
Speaker 4: But because I've made such an energy about it, and
Speaker 4: I've really put my foot down, like, how do you exactly,
Speaker 4: I'm too embarrassed to yourself. You know what, Let's go
Speaker 4: on the trip. So I'm stuck in a bad situation
Speaker 4: where I actually do want to go on the trip now,
Speaker 4: but I need be ankle to ask again so that
Speaker 4: I can, in a grumpy voice, go all.
Speaker 3: Right, because I'm a good guy. Yes.
Speaker 4: So I'm playing this weird chicken with her where I'm
Speaker 4: getting She's not saying anything. I'm not in a huff anymore.
Speaker 4: Actually feel by this time, I feel fine, but I can't.
Speaker 3: You head it back to your house.
Speaker 4: I can't do it one eighty yeah, So thankfully straight
Speaker 4: away from home, she goes, I'm just gonna say one
Speaker 4: more time, do you want to I think we'll have
Speaker 4: a fun day. Do you want to go on the trip.
Speaker 4: So I used that opportunity to go okay.
Speaker 3: To the caraund and go back the way we go,
Speaker 3: and how was your day out?
Speaker 4: Is vic so lovely? Those areas of retail Victoria so lovely,
Speaker 4: And I'm glad that I got through the huff to
Speaker 4: experience the joy of the day.
Speaker 2: Well done, The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: So the song that sums up my weekend is simply this.
Speaker 3: I love the sound of breaking. I can tell you now,
Speaker 3: at the age of forty seven, the horror when you go,
Speaker 3: oh God, no, the world that opens up when you
Speaker 3: break a window in your house at the age of
Speaker 3: forty seven is exactly the age of the same horror
Speaker 3: that you felt when you were thirteen. Last time I
Speaker 3: broke a window, I was thirteen. It was a soccer ball,
Speaker 3: practicing free kicks in the garden and my aim wasn't
Speaker 3: quite good enough, and my mum happened to be literally
Speaker 3: washing up in the kitchen by the kitchen window, looking
Speaker 3: into the garden as this big old leather football. You
Speaker 3: know when you know it was curving. I mean, David
Speaker 3: Beckham would love the curve I put on that literally
Speaker 3: aiming for the wall. It was aiming for the wall.
Speaker 3: But that ball was aiming for the window and my
Speaker 3: MoMA's face and it just went shattered, glass falling in
Speaker 3: and into the washing base and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Why you do.
Speaker 3: All I heard was bucket money. You know, you work
Speaker 3: out the rest the subtext going on. So that was
Speaker 3: back when I was thirteen in nineteen eighty six. Over
Speaker 3: the weekend, I've been trying to convince my wife. Right
Speaker 3: when you are in a relationship and you'd be married
Speaker 3: for a while, it's like you're running a business together,
Speaker 3: and so any new purchases have to be pre approvedvibed
Speaker 3: by the other kind of shareholder, okay, And I'm trying
Speaker 3: to convince her in the garage to see if I
Speaker 3: can have an indoor kind of golf setup where I
Speaker 3: can practice my swing. I'm not talking about the setup
Speaker 3: Andy Lee's got, No, he's got a professional I mean,
Speaker 3: that's Jeff Bezos. What I need is a more budget
Speaker 3: version of that. So at the moment I've been looking
Speaker 3: at is it too budget to have a washing line
Speaker 3: with some old secondhand rugs? Drake over that and I
Speaker 3: whacked the ball into Okay. So if anyone does know
Speaker 3: about a very budget home golf setup. Please let me
Speaker 3: know what to do. So my wife said, fine, but
Speaker 3: do you not practice any golf inside the house or
Speaker 3: outside the house. Now. I did agree on that, right
Speaker 3: the golf swing. However, over the weekend I was getting
Speaker 3: very frustrated put the final touches to my book, and
Speaker 3: so I just thought, I just need a distraction. Five minutes,
Speaker 3: I picked up golfers will know this my pitching wedge. Okay,
Speaker 3: and this is for more shorter shots. Okay, it's got
Speaker 3: a higher loft on. It should get a bit height,
Speaker 3: all right. So I thought I can practice this in
Speaker 3: the house. This is the only club I've got some
Speaker 3: control over. Keyword here inside the house. All right. I'm
Speaker 3: thinking it's not the swing. I'm not like going fall
Speaker 3: back with it. I'm just going back three or four inches.
Speaker 3: I'm still learning how to play golf is the other thing.
Speaker 3: I don't have any control anyway. The first shot, right,
Speaker 3: I can see the dogs. I'm lining it up right,
Speaker 3: and I like, remember my coach Tommy. Okay, so it's
Speaker 3: just a very small pendulum, okay, body weight forward. I
Speaker 3: hit a very good pitch shot right that was too
Speaker 3: good for the small distance I needed to cover and
Speaker 3: it just hit at the golf ball whacked that window
Speaker 3: cracked like a spider's web, opened up right and straight
Speaker 3: away the kids come running down. What was that? And
Speaker 3: I'm literally stood there. I'm thirteen again, I grounded, And
Speaker 3: the first of the said Mom's gonna go mad, and
Speaker 3: then run back up to ring her. That's a cup
Speaker 3: on the house right then let my phone. My phone
Speaker 3: is going barely seconds later, tell me they're joking, Chris.
Speaker 3: She just loses it. She cracks an even bigger problem
Speaker 3: than the window pane. But do you know what, You
Speaker 3: can sort the glazier out on Monday. So anyway, that's
Speaker 3: what I do. I'll do off the day's show. It's
Speaker 3: getting a glazier to come out. It's this great, big
Speaker 3: class and it's one of those patio windows. It's like six.
Speaker 3: I should just stay away from glass this year. By
Speaker 3: the way, anyway, how did you break a window? Most
Speaker 3: of us have got a story normally when you're a
Speaker 3: kid about a broker. It's like a rights of passage
Speaker 3: as a kid, isn't it breaking windows? So, either as
Speaker 3: a kid or recently, how do you break the window?
Speaker 2: Christian? Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Breaking all Right. I broke a glass over a window,
Speaker 3: sorry window, over the weekend, playing golf inside. How did
Speaker 3: you break the window? Charles? With a skateboard Christian. When
Speaker 3: I was twelve, a party company from beneath me smashed
Speaker 3: a glass window. I was inside the house, obviously best
Speaker 3: place of practice skateboarding, Christian. I was trying to throw
Speaker 3: a shoe through an open window of a greenhouse. My
Speaker 3: white ut mate and I've been playing a game in
Speaker 3: the garden. You do a whole shit about greenhouses, about greenhouses,
Speaker 3: my dame silly idea. Broke two windows, Christian. I was
Speaker 3: practicing free kicks with my brother. Dad was studying in
Speaker 3: the house. My wild free kick went through the greenhouse.
Speaker 3: He didn't even raise his head, he just yelled out
Speaker 3: punking money and I love this one. When I was thirteen,
Speaker 3: sitting in my lounge, my mate appeared pilling a mooney
Speaker 3: at the window, pushed his bum too far back, put
Speaker 3: his arse through the window. Mum went berserk, anita and
Speaker 3: arguing broke out over an excited encyclopedia with my sister.
Speaker 3: I got fed up, flung it on the dining table.
Speaker 3: Skiddy perfectly cross, picking up momentum on the slick polished surface,
Speaker 3: straight onto the window and out the window at the
Speaker 3: other end of the table. Let's get some calls the
Speaker 3: how did you break the window? Mick? Come on, h
Speaker 3: wording mate, how are you?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Some goods grounded, But I'm good Mick? How did you
Speaker 3: break the window? Wasn't I? It was my brother.
Speaker 8: He managed to break two windows in the same location
Speaker 8: in the same manner within a week.
Speaker 3: That's incredible. Tell us about the first.
Speaker 8: Break, Well, he used to walk down the corridor towards
Speaker 8: their room, sort of kicking his shoes off as he
Speaker 8: went and flicking them into the bedroom footloose.
Speaker 1: One of them went through the window above his's.
Speaker 3: Bed, which is a great change to do that.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he was issued with a severe reprimand the window
Speaker 8: was replaced, and a week later he managed to do
Speaker 8: the same thing in the same.
Speaker 3: Manner with the old kicking off the shoes.
Speaker 8: Yeah. Now I wasn't party to the conversation that took
Speaker 8: place between him and my father, but needless to say,
Speaker 8: the performance was never repeated.
Speaker 3: That's incredible, Yeah, Jamie, you should have got signed up
Speaker 3: by a footy team with that kind of consistency with
Speaker 3: his foot. That's pretty good skills that. Yeah, there's nothing
Speaker 3: better is there than kicking off those shoes after school.
Speaker 3: They felt so tight and uncomfortable, literally, and you were
Speaker 3: too lazy, just crunched down that back bit of it
Speaker 3: and then just whacked it off.
Speaker 4: And school shees were so heavy as well. There's no
Speaker 4: way that wasn't going.
Speaker 3: Down there, that big old chunky soul in Hill met
Speaker 3: great story, well told, thank you, no worries kid, Scott.
Speaker 3: Good morning, How I'm good Scott. I heard you had
Speaker 3: a great weekend. Thanks for cooling the show. How did
Speaker 3: you break the window?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it's three weeks ago. We were having a
Speaker 1: dinner party and we're making a homemade ravioli, been on
Speaker 1: it all afternoon, and the kids were messing around out
Speaker 1: the back, so I went out and told them off,
Speaker 1: I come back in. They tried to make a joke me,
Speaker 1: and we're carrying on at the window and I went
Speaker 1: to knock on a window. Hit at once in my
Speaker 1: hand went straight through. A bit of glass went straight
Speaker 1: through my hand, and yeah, blood squirting everywhere like a
Speaker 1: horror movie. So obviously everybody's panicking. We'll got an ambulance.
Speaker 1: We'll go to hospital. I refused. We were going to
Speaker 1: you know first, So I put my tea it rander
Speaker 1: finish off.
Speaker 3: The ravioti squit quite a little bit of blood in
Speaker 3: there for a bit of exer sauce.
Speaker 1: That's it. Everybody's going that You've got to go to
Speaker 1: your turning what And we went to the hospital an
Speaker 1: air and a half later.
Speaker 3: And after you had that ravioli, after.
Speaker 1: We had the raoli three days later, I had surgery
Speaker 1: to sew back the muscle belly.
Speaker 3: Oh were you really so you kind of severage your
Speaker 3: finger straight through me?
Speaker 8: Reest.
Speaker 3: Oh, wow, you already damnsed it. That's incredible.
Speaker 1: But I did get to finish a ras some.
Speaker 3: Old banging on that window, Scott to put notice your
Speaker 3: you didn't put your finger that, you put your whole
Speaker 3: fist through it. It's some big old dada. There are
Speaker 3: that big old pot all day.
Speaker 2: Christian, Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: How did you break the window? I broke in a
Speaker 3: window I could when I was thirteen playing golf inside
Speaker 3: some sam my dad was trying to drill an extra
Speaker 3: locking device into the sliding door. Again, so many separate
Speaker 3: things to come out with this. Greenhouses and sliding doors shattered.
Speaker 3: The lot tried to blame it on us kids playing
Speaker 3: cricket indoors weakening the frame, but they're a pair. Man
Speaker 3: saw through the lie instantly and saved Art Bacon David Curtis.
Speaker 3: My brother and I were playing tennis with a golf ball. Again,
Speaker 3: what could go wrong? Tennis with a golf ball, and
Speaker 3: he whacked up my face. Managed to duck in time.
Speaker 3: It smashed the window behind me. All right, let's go
Speaker 3: into the lines to some calls. Adam, good morning, Oh good,
Speaker 3: here you going, Yah, I'm good, Adam, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: How did he break the window? Mate?
Speaker 11: Well, basically I was fast asleep, having a grand old time,
Speaker 11: and then I woke up and thought I saw an
Speaker 11: intruder in my room, and I basically wound up and
Speaker 11: threw a big haymaker at my own shadow and punched
Speaker 11: through the window.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'll tell you what, you're straight to action.
Speaker 3: You go from being asleep to spark trying to spark
Speaker 3: somebody out. Bye my eyes ready me, Adam.
Speaker 11: Haymaker the best course of action, I thought at the time.
Speaker 3: But mistake at the former defensive Bruce Lee said he
Speaker 3: did the same thing. He woke from one of those
Speaker 3: cat outs with a big roundhouse Stroway just done the
Speaker 3: off charts.
Speaker 4: There was someone in the well the good need.
Speaker 11: He didn't steal anything, so that was good.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, there's a warning shot. If I could do
Speaker 3: that with one punch for a standing sleeping start, managin
Speaker 3: might can do with a combination. Is a great and
Speaker 3: if you have a good week. Thank you very much
Speaker 3: for calling him, mate. That really made just laugh.
Speaker 11: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 3: Uh Lulu goome morning. Hello, hello, broken window? What happened?
Speaker 10: Yes, so I had a broke. I had a spider
Speaker 10: on my window that I decided I wanted to kill
Speaker 10: in the middle of the night. So I grabbed my
Speaker 10: tennis record and I decided to give it a good
Speaker 10: walk with the end of the tennis racket, and all
Speaker 10: I break was the window. God, that's what happened to
Speaker 10: the spider.
Speaker 3: It's still now telling all his spider mates about that.
Speaker 3: All very funny. Thank you very much, have a good day,
Speaker 3: thanks for calling.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Buy.
Speaker 3: Let's take one last one from Darren.
Speaker 12: Good morning, Darren, good Kristin, how are you.
Speaker 3: Ye, I'm good buddy, So how did you break the window?
Speaker 12: It's a made of mine. He got distracted on his
Speaker 12: fine cooking. A roast opened the oven, grabbed the roasting
Speaker 12: pan without his oven midst burnt his hands, threw the
Speaker 12: pen into the sink, and the roast went straight through
Speaker 12: the window.
Speaker 13: Imagine you outside your ears the breaking as you look
Speaker 13: round to see a chicken flowing through it roasted, but
Speaker 13: like steaming and charding, what does that come flying out
Speaker 13: the oven?
Speaker 12: It left like a rabbit hutch hole.
Speaker 3: So many great stories today, and that was another great one, Darren. Thanks,
Speaker 3: thank you very much, mate, thanks for calling.
Speaker 2: The Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Time Now for your Monday mishard lyrics.
Speaker 2: It's just another miss heard.
Speaker 3: Monday, Christian O'Connell's misshard lyrics. So every Monday on the show,
Speaker 3: we go through all the misheard lyrics you've been sending
Speaker 3: in over the previous seven days as we play back
Speaker 3: your claim of the mishard lyric. We play it back
Speaker 3: if we agree. If not, for the really great ones,
Speaker 3: hall of favor, and if you are a instant Hall
Speaker 3: of fame, you get one of our miss her lyrics
Speaker 3: Hall of Fame, highly coveted mugs as well Hall of Famers.
Speaker 3: Last week a record breaking three. We had this on
Speaker 3: Chris Higgs Working class Man by Jimmy Barnes. He's a
Speaker 3: seedy old type of psycho Cocomo by the Beach Boys,
Speaker 3: Martin Eeke, that man's a rotten steak, and Marty sent
Speaker 3: in Amy Sharks. I said, Hi, tell a mole, I said, Hi,
Speaker 3: it's still very good. Hall of Famous. All right, let's
Speaker 3: get into this week's First of all, I just want
Speaker 3: to say, barely a day goes by, and by the way,
Speaker 3: if it wasn't for you guys sending these lyrics in
Speaker 3: this feature wouldn't still be going. But every day I
Speaker 3: get one about this one midnight Oil Blue Skymine. I
Speaker 3: just want to remind everyone, a lot of people chinning
Speaker 3: into the show, who are coming in at different times,
Speaker 3: we have done this one. Who's gonna shave me? I
Speaker 3: get this email every day. I just want to remind
Speaker 3: you we've got it. It is a Hall of Famer.
Speaker 3: It's a great one. Okay, but we have that one.
Speaker 3: All right. Big John kicks us off this morning. Paula Carl,
Speaker 3: I don't want to wait. I don't want to wait
Speaker 3: for our lives to be over? Or is it I
Speaker 3: don't want to wait for our lunch to be over?
Speaker 3: Doesn't want to worry about lunch. Allison's got this. Nothing's
Speaker 3: going to stop us now from starship and we can
Speaker 3: build this stream together, standing strong forever. This is going
Speaker 3: to change this because we played this a lot on
Speaker 3: this station, and we can build this dream together. Stanley's
Speaker 3: gone forever. Yeah, Stanley's gone forever. Alana has taken on
Speaker 3: Phanci's you're the voice. We're not going to sit in silence?
Speaker 3: Or is it We're not from the City of Sinus. No? Sorry, Alana?
Speaker 3: All right, smells like team spirit. Here we are now entertainers.
Speaker 3: I'm a letto and albino mosquito my libido or according
Speaker 3: to Damien is it here? We are now in containers.
Speaker 3: I'm a lighter. Hell if I know I'm a skittle,
Speaker 3: I'm a beatle. Okay, not going on here? Here we
Speaker 3: are now in containers. I'm a lighter. Hell if I
Speaker 3: know I'm a skittle, I'm a beatle. They're mostly there,
Speaker 3: Dan t I have a life changing misheard for you.
Speaker 3: Easy with the big claims. We'll decide that Dan sorry
Speaker 3: by Justin Bieber because I just need one more shot
Speaker 3: at forgiveness? Or is it because I just need one
Speaker 3: more shot and a half of Guinness? Half I hear
Speaker 3: half a Guinness.
Speaker 4: I hear half your Irish.
Speaker 3: Wish. We'll think you.
Speaker 7: Half.
Speaker 3: I'm hearing Guinness. It's not.
Speaker 4: It's definitely not life changing.
Speaker 3: It's certainly not life changing. The are nice guinnesses Anthony,
Speaker 3: I think in kidding Heidi's classic We're Anie Hooper's singing
Speaker 3: about getting on the beers. It's meant to be? Will
Speaker 3: you make it in the end? Or is it an
Speaker 3: Anthony with an h? We'll get maggots in the end,
Speaker 3: now that we can hear, we get maggot in the end?
Speaker 3: Come on in Anthony with an H. Hall and finally, wow,
Speaker 3: wee this is your first entry. I've been a long
Speaker 3: time listener, first time caller. Jack Post has got this one.
Speaker 3: Do you want to set this up? Sam Smith?
Speaker 4: This is Sam Smith. This song is called good Things.
Speaker 4: The lyric is meant to be? Actually, can you read it?
Speaker 4: I don't have any from it?
Speaker 3: Sure, I had a dream I was mugged outside your house.
Speaker 3: A dream I was mugged. What do you think you're
Speaker 3: hearing now?
Speaker 4: I hear I had a dream I was milked outside
Speaker 4: your house.
Speaker 3: A dream I was mugged out for me. It's not
Speaker 3: life changing.
Speaker 4: Sam Smith is.
Speaker 3: A cow, A very much not a cow. It's not
Speaker 3: being milked a dream.
Speaker 4: I was mugged.
Speaker 3: I'm only hearing months. Oh now you know how it
Speaker 3: feels you're up there with again. He's just not saying
Speaker 3: it right because that soft little beam's voice of his
Speaker 3: balls haven't dropped yet. Anyway. That's enough about that, all right?
Speaker 3: Then send us your miss hurt lyrics next Monday. Email
Speaker 3: them in as always Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com
Speaker 3: dot au.
Speaker 2: Christian, Hello, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast friends.
Speaker 3: Once more, this show has got your back, Yes we have.
Speaker 3: When we all came out of lockdown and you were like,
Speaker 3: I need to get my haircut. The hair just been
Speaker 3: cut for months, you try and wringing them up. Eh,
Speaker 3: people have done that before you. They were in there,
Speaker 3: they were booked, they were organized. There were no hairdresses,
Speaker 3: no salon appointments ready. Who'd booked twenty two of them
Speaker 3: around Melbourne North south East West. This show had my
Speaker 3: friends and now I bet that you'll be surprised to
Speaker 3: know this Sunday it's on us. It's Valentine's weekend. Now
Speaker 3: you try till this morning, try and book an upper table.
Speaker 3: People again, the same people that book those hairdressing appointments,
Speaker 3: they're back and they've booked in this Sunday, Saturday night,
Speaker 3: Sunday lunch. It's all booked. You know why it's booked
Speaker 3: because we've booked them for you, sweet Valentine.
Speaker 9: Us you didn't book its, so we did, we did,
Speaker 9: we have.
Speaker 3: That's right, Sweet Valentine, it's on us. Every morning this
Speaker 3: week we're gonna give away dinners, lunches all over Melbourne,
Speaker 3: so many great places to eat. Valentines is on us.
Speaker 3: Have some loving on this show.
Speaker 4: We didn't agree on that.
Speaker 3: All right, So this morning, what have we got to
Speaker 3: give away? The gorgeous Melbourne restaurant at the Langham on
Speaker 3: the South Bank, great place. Good morning Andre and his
Speaker 3: amazing team. We've all been down there. You can go
Speaker 3: this Sunday night on Valentine's Ultimate Buffet experience. That buffet
Speaker 3: is that other one where you had.
Speaker 4: Those song Oh yeah, they had like a non station.
Speaker 4: None already the best bread and then you can do
Speaker 4: twenty What do you have smarter and smarty?
Speaker 3: That's try it. Actually it is great. Oh so I
Speaker 3: don't know. Buffets are back? Yeah, wow, awesome. Buffets are back.
Speaker 3: You get the full buffet menu and a glass of
Speaker 3: You've clicko rose upon arrival, and the chef will be there.
Speaker 3: Chef David Howe. How does he do this gorgeous buffet?
Speaker 3: You can find out Jack, where else have we got?
Speaker 4: We can go to a trio wine bar on Swan Street.
Speaker 3: Yes, what can I have there?
Speaker 4: On Sunday night? You can have the chef's selection for
Speaker 4: two plus eight.
Speaker 3: Last night, so my wife can eat too if you can.
Speaker 4: The chef chooses what you have you all right, chefs
Speaker 4: selection plus two glasses of prosecco.
Speaker 3: On arrival in Bran we can see you at David's
Speaker 3: Young char where you get unlimited Um char.
Speaker 4: How much did he say?
Speaker 3: Unlimited? Philly boot Stoney all next week youm charill be
Speaker 3: coming out here is by the time you finished nothing
Speaker 3: on David's Young Charts.
Speaker 7: Christian I connell the Christian.
Speaker 3: O'connells show podcast, It's time for us to basically we've
Speaker 3: made some bookings for Valentine's. Yep, Valentine's this Sunday. I
Speaker 3: bet you forgot. Don't worry about it. If you've gotten
Speaker 3: to book anywhere we have for you, sweet Valentine. Us
Speaker 3: you did book it, so we did, we did, we did.
Speaker 2: We.
Speaker 3: Did. So today we're doing this every day this week,
Speaker 3: giving away Valentine's bookings on us. You're welcome Melbourne today.
Speaker 3: We've got the buffet at the gorgeous Melbourne restaurant Valentine's
Speaker 3: on Sunday, also David's Young Chart and actually our wine
Speaker 3: bar here in Richmond. We're taking bookings now. Let's just
Speaker 3: open up the restaurant. This is this is pianist in
Speaker 3: the corner. All right. Then we've got customers coming in
Speaker 3: through the door right now. Good morning, Andrew, Hey Gowan, Andrew. Okay,
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day you and your wife?
Speaker 1: Is it so?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Mat yep, yep. And have you booked anywhere?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 12: Not at all?
Speaker 3: Right, okay, Now we can get you into the buffet
Speaker 3: at Mailbar, the Langon which is great, or the actually
Speaker 3: a wine bar in Richmond, or Davis Young jarn Brown.
Speaker 8: Oh the Langon probably stands better give me better brandy points.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ladies love a buffet.
Speaker 9: That's it?
Speaker 3: Okay, So that's Sunday, seven pm, damn perfect?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Yes? And who are you making the booking?
Speaker 1: In the name of Hi Andrew Shepherd and Steph.
Speaker 3: Shepherd, Andrew and Best Shepherd. Lovely. Now we're just going
Speaker 3: to get a load of people getting in there about
Speaker 3: ten to seven. There's going to be like Spartacus. There's
Speaker 3: only about twenty two. Andrew and Ben Shepherds al Andrew
Speaker 3: Shepherd and Best Shepherd have a lovely Valentine's on us.
Speaker 3: Thank you all right now the customer coming in That
Speaker 3: one's done, isn't the mailbourn? Okay? Uh got the wine?
Speaker 3: Hello erin, hello erin Happy Valentine for Sunday?
Speaker 7: Thank you, thank you?
Speaker 3: Okay, so lovely for you'd have to call up and
Speaker 3: book your own Valentines. Who who's the man that should
Speaker 3: be doing this?
Speaker 2: Mitch?
Speaker 6: He never does anything well, he doesn't really do anything.
Speaker 11: For any holiday.
Speaker 3: Definitely, he's a bit useless boy.
Speaker 6: Right, could be very excited if I can organize it,
Speaker 6: which I normally do.
Speaker 3: Okay, where did you actually go? And you actually go
Speaker 3: into a wine bar enjoying some wine and tapas or
Speaker 3: do you would you like some young chart unlimited.
Speaker 6: I think wine bar because I would like the wine
Speaker 6: bar and he can just deal with the wine. He
Speaker 6: won't drink it, but he can deal with it.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is not going on for this isn't.
Speaker 4: Like a real crowd.
Speaker 3: Jack the half post. You're there Sunday Valentine's Day. Six
Speaker 3: wine and tappas and a complimentary two glasses of prosecco
Speaker 3: on arrival.
Speaker 2: Amazing, Thank you, all right.
Speaker 3: Have you and Mitch have a good time? Bye bye, amazing, Thanks, bye,
Speaker 3: bye bye. Stephanie. It's sad there's a lot of women
Speaker 3: calling him. This is not the way, especially come on men,
Speaker 3: up your game, Stephanie. Sorry about this. So you're gonna
Speaker 3: be going to atri or wine bar?
Speaker 4: No, that's the one we just gave away, is it?
Speaker 3: And I've actually stepped outside the restaurant. It's got me
Speaker 3: to go back in the restaurant.
Speaker 10: I think it was.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's it. Yeah, at least happening with my breakfast show. Yes,
Speaker 3: that's right. You're after David's Young Chart.
Speaker 10: That's great.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, the food of Love youm char unlimited Young
Speaker 3: Chart plus drinks on arrival.
Speaker 10: Amazing.
Speaker 3: All right, I hope you and who are you bringing
Speaker 3: with you?
Speaker 7: Ah? My new partner Lachlan New how new a couple
Speaker 7: of months?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: Wow, that is amazing? What in lockdown?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the one.
Speaker 3: How did you do that?
Speaker 7: We were friends first, so I guess I can.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's amazing. Now it's your first Valentine's together, which
Speaker 3: is the most important one?
Speaker 7: Sure?
Speaker 3: Yes, oh well that's when you make all the effort.
Speaker 3: Twenty years My wife and I aren't even spending the
Speaker 3: day together.
Speaker 6: At this time.
Speaker 3: The most important one. It's when you're still sort of
Speaker 3: presenting that pretend image of yourself and let's see who's
Speaker 3: really underneath it. You've got a fantasy dress costume on.
Speaker 3: Still basically, are you sure they haven't arranged anything?
Speaker 7: I've never been more sure.
Speaker 3: It's a damning incitement of the men in Melbourne? Right?
Speaker 3: This the funny cause today? All right, unlimited young charm
Speaker 3: for you and your new partner. Enjoy Valentine's your first one.
Speaker 7: Amazing.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
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Speaker 3: Time for this morning is that where time when it's done?
Speaker 3: So grand say and temis is back. The Australian Opening
Speaker 3: kicks off today. It's good news and to now the
Speaker 3: time waste they're working for your tennis songs? Did you
Speaker 3: know some tennis facts? At the top of the longest
Speaker 3: tennis match in history? What's between John isn't it? And
Speaker 3: Nicholas Maho The sim wimbled in twenty ten. It went
Speaker 3: over three days. In terms of it was eleven hours
Speaker 3: and five minutes of play. Was extraordinary.
Speaker 4: I don't know how they carried back to the last
Speaker 4: game's breakpoint. Just keeps going and going.
Speaker 3: And yeah, and then it stopped for weather as well. Incredible.
Speaker 3: I did not notice the scoring system in tennis is
Speaker 3: based on the clock fifteen thirty forty. They figured forty
Speaker 3: five too long to say, so they just went with forty.
Speaker 3: Come on, tennis, try harder, all right? So tennis songs,
Speaker 3: you hold an asis.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm ready to go, all right?
Speaker 3: E baby's got back hand?
Speaker 4: Oh nice backhand? Gold?
Speaker 3: Thank you. Let's set with a whole lot of lob gold.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Macen row your own way gold. Can I
Speaker 3: keep it up? Three more ago, three in the bag,
Speaker 3: so far Champagne sharp over in the sky. Sorry, what's
Speaker 3: the original Champagne Supernova, Champagne sharp over in the sky
Speaker 3: on the next.
Speaker 4: It just didn't feel good.
Speaker 3: Hawk whoa, I can see clear back up there and
Speaker 3: racket man normal. All right, Jackie boy, they's see these
Speaker 3: aces tennis songs, the Darling.
Speaker 4: I can't get enough of your love.
Speaker 3: Bronze. Come on, Bronze. Tomic is tomic level. I've got
Speaker 3: a Tomic one coming up, not atomic, No, no, no,
Speaker 3: you tried a little bit harder than that.
Speaker 4: Stringing in the rain, Oh now.
Speaker 3: That's gold, very good stringing in the rain.
Speaker 4: You're gonna fight for your right to Barty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Herald Sun headline. That is the back pace tomorrow
Speaker 3: silver plus all.
Speaker 4: Right, and Tom Jones fights fire with fire. He's Bernard
Speaker 4: down the house.
Speaker 3: Give you a goal for that? All right? Well done?
Speaker 3: What have you got? Tennis songs?
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Speaker 3: Podcast, Today's time waste as we're looking for your tennis songs.
Speaker 3: The open is on your tennis songs today, Jackie boy,
Speaker 3: you're ready to mark. Let's do it Live in La
Speaker 3: take two, Living La Vida Novak Bronze wasn't worth the
Speaker 3: second time? Some Luke, sorry, Luke, where's my racket, Come
Speaker 3: on tennis songs, pase vend your neck, Detective, come on
Speaker 3: team songs. Good golly, miss Volley, we're back with the songs.
Speaker 3: That's good. Who's that from? He didn't put your name,
Speaker 3: He's put your name on these. We can give you
Speaker 3: the credit time right after time, time, rafter time Gold.
Speaker 3: That's smart, well done, Jen, Let's hear.
Speaker 4: It for the bull Boy Silver, umpire, State of Mind Silver.
Speaker 3: Dead Racket, Amma days instead of rock MEAs Gold smart,
Speaker 3: Steve hit me Borgy one more time for being walk
Speaker 3: Gold Damien. That's very good when I serena your smile. Silver, Vanessa.
Speaker 3: We like to party similar to mine, bron Alison. I
Speaker 3: can't fill my ace when I'm with you. Contemporary plus Yeah,
Speaker 3: very good when I'm busy. Every set you take Silver
Speaker 3: plus Becca be home soon Gold and Steve slice Slice
Speaker 3: Baby Silver, don't want to change the string Gold, What on? Michael?
Speaker 3: Shut up your ace? Gold plus That is strong double aces.
Speaker 3: Don't dream. It's in Nanavatara all over. I don't know
Speaker 3: what without in pronunciation. Sorry, Glenn. That deserved a goal. Silver,
Speaker 3: Drop Shots of Jupiter Silver. Papa's got a brand new
Speaker 3: ball Boy Silver plus Hewett let the dogs out Silver,
Speaker 3: I want to shake your hand.
Speaker 4: Bronz come and said the ball boy Bronze.
Speaker 3: Dude, wear's my sharrap over. No, it doesn't work. And
Speaker 3: their songs team songs. Let's leave it there. Mack to
Speaker 3: Mono
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