Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian No Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We need to help Jackie boy. It's got a very
Speaker 2: exciting kind of what do you call it? A date night? Tonight?
Speaker 3: It is a date night, and our first one since
Speaker 3: our baby was born seven weeks ago.
Speaker 2: This is huge. And you've decided to go to a cinema,
Speaker 2: which is a place where you can sit next to
Speaker 2: each other and not talk to each other for a
Speaker 2: couple of hours.
Speaker 3: But there's a little bit of dinner beforehand, obviously walking
Speaker 3: hand in hand after the movie back to the can.
Speaker 2: I just say you've made the right choice, because what
Speaker 2: happens in the first year when you do get a
Speaker 2: rare night out you say, let's not just talk about
Speaker 2: the baby, right, Well, in a minute, you're talking about
Speaker 2: everything to do with the baby that you've been talking
Speaker 2: about non stop for the last couple of weeks. So
Speaker 2: cinema for both of you is a great idea.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And there's never been as as much pressure on
Speaker 3: them choosing a movie as there is tonight because we
Speaker 3: have so little chances to get out and watch something.
Speaker 3: This will be besides the footy. This is be the
Speaker 3: first thing I've watched even on TV in the last
Speaker 3: seven weeks.
Speaker 2: Wow, so it's huge. So let's help Jackie boy out.
Speaker 2: So is there no agreement? So far? You haven't even
Speaker 2: book to any tickets.
Speaker 3: We've narrowed it down to two, well three. Bianco wanted
Speaker 3: to see downtown Abbey a new.
Speaker 2: Era, but innight, thirty years time. Put it this way,
Speaker 2: Sue the Boss is going to see it tonight. She really,
Speaker 2: of course she is. Okay, she's taking the cats. They
Speaker 2: put the whole road together, downtown. This is down to abbey.
Speaker 2: This actually sounds like a sketch, doesn't it. This is
Speaker 2: a bit of the Downton Abbey trailer. And I know
Speaker 2: a lot of you are like, oh, I've got book tickets.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see it. I can't believe you're
Speaker 2: not going to see a Christian. This is downtown Abbey.
Speaker 4: Have you told them, Lady Grantham, she's.
Speaker 2: See there you go, it's a lady the Lord. There's
Speaker 2: always dismisson here, sir, bring them into the study, could
Speaker 2: you hard Greaves?
Speaker 4: Have you told them Lady Grantham, she's told us nothing.
Speaker 4: Do sit down.
Speaker 2: With a villa in trade.
Speaker 5: Sit down her start at the beginning, years ago, before
Speaker 5: you were born, I measurement.
Speaker 3: I don't want to see Downton Abbey. I'll keep it
Speaker 3: on the list, just.
Speaker 2: I kinda say, to be honest, it's make me smile.
Speaker 2: You're not going to go wrong with down you are.
Speaker 2: I'm coming round to it because as she's hearing the.
Speaker 4: Have you told them, Lady Grantham, She's.
Speaker 5: Told us nothing sick, don't I've come into possession of
Speaker 5: a villa in the south of front Mystery the beginning
Speaker 5: years ago, before you were born.
Speaker 6: I measurement.
Speaker 2: It's so tipid, doesn't it. You don't traders these days?
Speaker 2: This thing? What's that? Child?
Speaker 4: Have you told them?
Speaker 2: In the background of energy to it sick?
Speaker 4: I've come into possession of a villa.
Speaker 3: They're a rich family.
Speaker 2: No, it feels like a mildly interesting episode of the
Speaker 2: TV series. You're not going to get up waste a babysitter.
Speaker 2: I'm going to see that. I think, take down to Abby.
Speaker 3: Right, love to take that off. So the two left
Speaker 3: are the anchor's choice of secrets of Dumbledore, which is like.
Speaker 2: This is a third fantastic beast one. Yeah, so the
Speaker 2: first one loved the second one. Normally, as the diminishing
Speaker 2: returns isn't it?
Speaker 3: Okay, So how many Harry Potter characters are in it?
Speaker 3: Because I've never seen Fantastic Beasts, but I know it's
Speaker 3: of the world from Harry Potter.
Speaker 2: Stephen Hawkins in it, the actor that played Stephen Hawkings. Sorry. Wow,
Speaker 2: they're really expanding the multipus, aren't they.
Speaker 3: They are magic rolling up to now.
Speaker 2: I thought she was canceled. Now she's putting Hawk in
Speaker 2: the moon. Eddie Redmond's in it, Eddie Redmond, right, hot
Speaker 2: Jude Law is there with his magic wand so Dumbledore
Speaker 2: is Jude Law Hotty Dumbledore? Okay, he's the keeper of
Speaker 2: the Elder One.
Speaker 3: I'm not hurrying out to get.
Speaker 4: The world as we know it is coming undone.
Speaker 2: Now, that's how you start trying though the world as
Speaker 2: we know it is coming undone.
Speaker 4: The world as we know it is coming undone. Compared
Speaker 4: to have you told them that, Lady grandfam She's.
Speaker 2: Sit down the world as we know it is coming undone,
Speaker 2: pulling it apart with had.
Speaker 4: If we're to defeat him, have to trust me. We're
Speaker 4: here to see I was Dumbledore.
Speaker 1: That would be my brother.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know about Dumbledore.
Speaker 2: All right, what's the next option.
Speaker 3: This is my one. This is my pitch. It's called
Speaker 3: unbearable Weight of massive talent.
Speaker 2: This looks great. I've read all the reviews. This is
Speaker 2: in a Nick Cage movie where he plays himself, especially brilliant.
Speaker 3: Unfulfilled and facing financial ruin. Actor Nick Cage accepts a
Speaker 3: one million dollar offer to attend a wealthy fans birthday party.
Speaker 3: Things take make out the.
Speaker 2: Word Nick Cage put Johnny Depp in either of those two.
Speaker 2: They feel that those two are quite interchangeable, don't you.
Speaker 3: It takes an unexpected turn when a CIA operative recruits
Speaker 3: Cage for an unusual mission.
Speaker 2: See I love this. This is this is the.
Speaker 3: One to see. Wait, come, Nick Cage, we got another offer.
Speaker 4: It's a million bucks.
Speaker 1: It's to attend a wealthy gentleman's birthday.
Speaker 2: It's the easiest gig over.
Speaker 1: You play yourself.
Speaker 4: Welcome to my cage. The guy doesn't gonna want me
Speaker 4: to play them coming the cage.
Speaker 3: He plays himself.
Speaker 2: I mean i'd be going to see that, Patsy. What
Speaker 2: would you advise, Jack? What do you think?
Speaker 3: Have a guess? Not the downtowns?
Speaker 7: Yeah, the.
Speaker 4: Auction.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: But Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We live in a world now. There's so many choices,
Speaker 2: aren't there? What do you want to watch tonight? Do
Speaker 2: we want someone on Netflix, Apple TV, stan Ko and
Speaker 2: then on even if you're just gonna get a takeaways?
Speaker 2: Do you want? Do you want pizza burger Chinese? Indian?
Speaker 2: Which Indian?
Speaker 8: Know?
Speaker 2: I had a bad time last night. Oh I like
Speaker 2: the signs they do there. And then going to the cinema,
Speaker 2: which is why we're want to help jack you now
Speaker 2: because movies about there's so many movies to see and
Speaker 2: you want to if you're going to put two or
Speaker 2: three hours into it, you want to make sure you're
Speaker 2: gonna have a nice time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is our first chance to go on a date,
Speaker 3: just Benker and I since we had a baby seven
Speaker 3: weeks ago, so there's a lot of pressure. We don't
Speaker 3: want to go and see a dud movie and ruin
Speaker 3: our only nine out in two months.
Speaker 2: And what are you doing beforehand? Have you already worked
Speaker 2: out We're going to go eat.
Speaker 3: The dumplings place I told you?
Speaker 2: And then are you going to do any sneaky sneaks
Speaker 2: in the backpack? You know, like a little half bottle
Speaker 2: of wine or some of like ways. Yeah, just checking.
Speaker 2: You haven't forgot how it works. You really feel like
Speaker 2: you're sticking it to the man, don't you. The little
Speaker 2: sneaky sneaks do they know when they say I worked
Speaker 2: at the cinema, we know we see the mad pack
Speaker 2: or suitcase that.
Speaker 3: You Sometimes they say we had a guy with a
Speaker 3: Duffel coat trying to sneak in McDonald's.
Speaker 2: We know, gadget all right, So it doesn't know what
Speaker 2: movie to go and see tonight. Which way do you
Speaker 2: think should go? There's this big new Nick Cage sort
Speaker 2: of comedy movie. There's also Downton Abbey, and then there's
Speaker 2: also the new Fantastic Beast movie, The Secrets of Dumbledore.
Speaker 1: Maria, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good? So help the posts out? Which way should
Speaker 2: they go tonight?
Speaker 9: If Jack wants to be absolutely to time, he's got
Speaker 9: to go see the Nicholas Cage movie. We saw it
Speaker 9: on Sunday and it was absolutely hysterical. It is a
Speaker 9: really laugh out loud movie.
Speaker 6: It was great.
Speaker 2: That's what you guys. You need to laugh right now.
Speaker 2: It's tough having a baby. You want to laugh right now.
Speaker 2: So what would you say? Nine out of ten, ten
Speaker 2: out of ten, Marie.
Speaker 9: I'd say ten out of ten. Yeah, and I've seen
Speaker 9: the Dumbledore movie as well. That's good. But if you
Speaker 9: had to pick between the two, I'd go Nicholas Cage
Speaker 9: all the way.
Speaker 6: It's not kidding.
Speaker 9: It is hysterical. It is so out there. It's not funny,
Speaker 9: but it is funny.
Speaker 6: It's great.
Speaker 9: We loved it.
Speaker 2: Awesome. That's a great double thumbs up. Thank you, Marie.
Speaker 2: Have a nice weekend. You two buy Alana?
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello Alana.
Speaker 2: What movie should they go and see?
Speaker 6: Definitely Nicholas Cage. I think they're a young couple. Downton
Speaker 6: Abbey should be way off that list.
Speaker 2: When you're Patsy's age is giving your babysitter?
Speaker 6: Sorry, definitely not Downton Eddie. They need to have a
Speaker 6: fun though it out, Yes, so down to Eddy Off.
Speaker 6: Definitely an action comedy In the Lost Cage all the way.
Speaker 2: If this show was a movie, it's action comedy.
Speaker 3: We are Nicholas Cage.
Speaker 2: Jack, Alana, thank you very much. She killed me. I
Speaker 2: have a good weekend.
Speaker 6: Thank you you too.
Speaker 2: Came.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Hi Christian, Jack and Patty, how are you mate?
Speaker 2: Can help Jack out? Which movie. Should they go? And
Speaker 2: see which way you go? Jack?
Speaker 6: I would cross those three off and I would go
Speaker 6: through the Lost City with Sandra Bullick, Channing Tatum and
Speaker 6: Brad Pitt. It is hilarious. I love it. Ye hilarious.
Speaker 3: You look like a bit of a kids movie to me.
Speaker 6: Oh no, no, not at all, not at all.
Speaker 1: You'll love it.
Speaker 6: I don't think you'd regret it. And I think you
Speaker 6: need a good night out and have a good lineup.
Speaker 8: It'd be great.
Speaker 2: I tell you one thing. Channum Tatum does comedy really well.
Speaker 2: Have you seen that Jump Street?
Speaker 3: Those two Jump Street comedies?
Speaker 2: Is it one of those movies? Work at the beginning
Speaker 2: him and Soundra but hate each other, and then the
Speaker 2: end they get it on.
Speaker 6: A little bit.
Speaker 3: This movie, no one's looking for out the spoilers for the.
Speaker 2: Kim. Thank you very much for your recommendation.
Speaker 6: Have a great day, have fun, Jack.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Ben's all nine? Come on and Ben?
Speaker 8: Hey Christ? How you going?
Speaker 2: I'm good? Benny boy? Which way should he go? What's
Speaker 2: he going to go? And see?
Speaker 7: Look, I've got a bit of an idpall one here.
Speaker 7: It's actually from twenty twenty, but I think they're playing
Speaker 7: it again. And I recently watched this in the cinemas
Speaker 7: a few weeks ago.
Speaker 2: It is the.
Speaker 7: Funniest film I've seen in a long time. It's actually
Speaker 7: based on a true story. It's called The Duke. It's
Speaker 7: based on the nineteen sixty one theft of de Goya's
Speaker 7: portrait of the Duke of Wellington in the National Gallery
Speaker 7: of London.
Speaker 3: And I saw the trailer.
Speaker 2: It's part of cinemas. It's supposed to be really good.
Speaker 3: It looked a bit too British for me. Use me,
Speaker 3: it looked very British. Even the poster.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 3: He's got like I was Indian?
Speaker 2: What do you say? It looks a bit Indian to me?
Speaker 2: Why is it okay to be semi racist to my people?
Speaker 2: It looks a bit British. Isn't a nice one Indian
Speaker 2: for me?
Speaker 3: On the poster he is wearing a top hat and
Speaker 3: you know, but.
Speaker 2: It's of the time. He's been talking about going to
Speaker 2: sit down to abbey. There's nothing more British than that.
Speaker 3: Nick Cage is just a nose in front for me
Speaker 3: at the moment.
Speaker 2: It's very British as well. Is it a good movie?
Speaker 7: Ben Oh it's a cracker all the way through. It
Speaker 7: is the best movie I've seen in a very long time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not as reminded as Jack sort of my moral?
Speaker 3: Was it very British though?
Speaker 1: Ben?
Speaker 2: The whiff of British list the whiff of palm coming
Speaker 2: off the screen. Ben, Sorry, mate, it's one on deaf, ignorant,
Speaker 2: closed mind ears. We're going sit together you and ipe
Speaker 2: any boy and see it again. Oh yeah, rob one
Speaker 2: last one from all Robbie Boy, Rob here you going? Yeah,
Speaker 2: shall be resolved anything now, rom.
Speaker 8: It's going to be Nicholas Cage all the way Nicholas.
Speaker 2: Nothing.
Speaker 8: I'm sold on it. I've got to guarantee it there myself.
Speaker 8: And unless you want to catch up on some slate,
Speaker 8: guarantee dat nebby if you want. If you want to
Speaker 8: catch up on slate, guarantee dat nebby. Otherwise, Nicolas, why
Speaker 8: didn't he watch.
Speaker 2: It with Jack and the anchor?
Speaker 3: They come along tonight right?
Speaker 2: They show Patred Cinemas? Is it that Palace one he's doing?
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