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Speaker 1: The Jonesy Demanda Show as we know it started in

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Speaker 1: the aftermath of the two thousand and four tsunami.

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Speaker 2: In Pouquet, an undersea earthquake sent enormous way. Since then,

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Speaker 2: we've been here, as you're constant, while the world changed,

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Speaker 2: social media, climate changed, three.

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Speaker 3: B Rock oil Weddinghi Matter.

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Speaker 1: Like a sentinel. We have watched over the world since

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Speaker 1: two thousand and five, and thanks.

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Speaker 2: To a detailed set of diaries that Jonesy has.

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Speaker 1: Kept, well the kind of detailed, but we do have

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Speaker 1: a time travelers podcast of a highly successful radio show.

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Speaker 1: Highly successful a podcast of a moderately successful radio show.

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Speaker 2: All right, well let's begin, shall we?

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Speaker 3: Hello the Amanda? How are you well?

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Speaker 2: How are you going?

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Speaker 3: Got your little space helmet on?

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Speaker 1: I do.

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Speaker 2: We're going back in time again.

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Speaker 3: Let's go back in time to two thousand and eight.

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Speaker 2: You know what's interesting is we go back in time,

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Speaker 2: then we come back to the future, go back in

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Speaker 2: time each time. We're just going back to two thousand

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Speaker 2: and eight. Why don't we just stay there in.

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Speaker 1: Two thousand and eight, Well, there were good times in

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Speaker 1: two thousand and eight. No pandemic, none of that junk,

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Speaker 1: just a global financial crisis.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 1: And swine flu just around the corner that came around

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Speaker 1: in two thousand and nine.

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Speaker 3: Remember that good old swine flu. That was a pandemic,

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Speaker 3: wasn't it.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you've just joined us, this is our Time

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Speaker 2: Travelers podcast. Brendan Jonesy Jones has kept a diary of

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Speaker 2: all the stuff that's happened, mostly their clippings that feature him,

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Speaker 2: but he's diary has a whole lot of stuff in

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Speaker 2: it from our time on the wireless.

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Speaker 1: As you can see this clipping here headed under their headline,

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Speaker 1: A Countin's boat is bottom of harbor.

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Speaker 3: There is a picture of us on the boat.

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Speaker 2: There's me Anthony Bell's boat.

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Speaker 3: Yes, there's me.

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Speaker 2: This weent on at once, didn't we.

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Speaker 1: Andrew o'keef up the back a few times. Actually, that's

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Speaker 1: your hand just there you'.

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Speaker 2: So there's twenty people in the photo and my hand.

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Speaker 3: There's your hand. There's Larry and Kylie.

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Speaker 2: What had happened?

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Speaker 3: Remember Anthony Bell, he is a high flying.

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Speaker 2: Accountant, accountant to the stars.

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Speaker 3: He's an accountant to the star.

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Speaker 2: We're invited along on his boat.

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Speaker 3: So his boat sunk in the harbor.

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Speaker 2: We went on at the day it sunk. Let's just

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Speaker 2: be clear, No, we didn't pull the buns.

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Speaker 1: Out the story here, says cricketer Michael Clark and fiance

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Speaker 1: Park has been spotted on board in recent months. Also

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Speaker 1: Jason Alexander from Seinfeld and the Morning Show cast featuring

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Speaker 3: And we went out because Larry took us out on

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Speaker 1: The Morning Show. I remember we went out to the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Well, I left Kerry Anne. We went out

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Speaker 2: They were lovely enough to invite us out for a

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Speaker 3: Larry's got a nice boat. Remember we went out on

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Speaker 3: his boat, and I feel bad because I dunked the

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Speaker 2: No, does Larry know?

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Speaker 3: Well it was back in two thousand.

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Speaker 2: Did you do it on this one was at the

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Speaker 3: Anthony Bell's boat. What was it called? I can't find

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Speaker 1: The name was called Stealth or Phantom or tax right off,

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Speaker 1: something like that submarine submarine. But it was worth four

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Speaker 3: I don't think it was in sus circumstances. It just sunk.

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Speaker 2: But you know what's more, because I think it.

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Speaker 3: Had I think he left the bung out when he

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Speaker 2: But this is interesting. This is where the diary is interesting.

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Speaker 2: So that's when Michael Clarke was engaged to Laura Bengal.

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Speaker 3: And Andre o'keith.

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Speaker 3: Now that's not a Kyle.

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Speaker 2: Now I think that might be. I don't know. I

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Speaker 2: don't know. Well, Anthony Bell's estimated worth is twenty six

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Speaker 1: Back in these days. Twenty six million these days worth nothing,

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Speaker 1: Russell Crowe is to go out on the boat.

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Speaker 3: Is here add by signal unleash the canapes.

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Speaker 2: A friend of mine one's phone room service when he

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Speaker 2: in the canopies, and that prompted another friend to say

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Speaker 2: he'd once ordered the crudites, which were the crue de tes.

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Speaker 2: Stupid word. It just means sliced up carrots.

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Speaker 3: I point it to you. Was this friend you could

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Speaker 3: have been? But it was his friend you? What else

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Speaker 3: do we got in there?

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Speaker 1: Jones and Amanda's shift look out for a different side

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Speaker 1: of morning radio host Amanda Kella when she busts her

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Speaker 1: acting chops for SBS's new comedy Swift and Shift Couriers.

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Speaker 2: You know, from all the TV I've ever done, I

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Speaker 2: get asked about Swift and Swift and Shift Couriers more

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Speaker 2: than anything. This was a show. Both of us were

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Speaker 2: in it. It's a Paul Fenix show.

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Speaker 3: Ye, where can I read the story before?

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry?

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Speaker 3: Said in a courier of office.

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Speaker 1: Keller plays boss Lady Amanda Doyle, her WSFM sidekick. Brendan

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Speaker 1: Jones plays managing director Jonathan. I don't have a surname.

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Speaker 1: I'm quoted as like Madonna. I'm just in charge of Amanda.

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Speaker 1: So I was your boss in the show.

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Speaker 3: So it's pretty much how things run in real life

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Speaker 3: as well.

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Speaker 2: Sure, but tell you what, it's still a fantastically funny show.

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Speaker 2: It's set in a career office and the variety of

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Speaker 2: calls where people would to know me, here's num whether

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Speaker 2: directors or not. He just said, okay, you can be this,

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Speaker 3: A lot on that show were greade a mentors.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, hello, Brendan Jones.

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Speaker 3: We worked with the late great ian terpy Oh.

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Speaker 2: He was wonderful. But also this show offended everyone equally,

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Speaker 3: To remember how we got the job though.

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Speaker 1: Before that, he cast us as morning TV show hosts.

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Speaker 3: I was Karl Stiffanovic.

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Speaker 2: I was Jessica bro.

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Speaker 3: Host this show. And then we had to announce it

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Speaker 3: was something dreadful. I can't remember it was. It was.

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Speaker 3: I can't even say what it was. I do remember,

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Speaker 3: but it was dreadful.

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Speaker 2: Well, he said, he said, I like your acting shops.

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Speaker 2: You want to be in this. It's a also we said, yes, Well,

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Speaker 2: it was a great, great show. He said to me,

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Speaker 2: the first night it's on, how old would Jack have

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Speaker 3: It was twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 2: Now he had a bit of kid, let's just leave it.

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Speaker 1: So how many years ago it was two thousand and eight,

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Speaker 1: let's do this, it's twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 3: Write it down. Fourteen thank you, thank you God.

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Speaker 2: Fourteen years ago.

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Speaker 3: Fourteen years ago, so he would have been.

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Speaker 2: Five five years So he sat down and said, let's

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Speaker 2: just watch a few minutes of this, and they didn't

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Speaker 2: beep out any of my swearing none.

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Speaker 1: Well, here's a scene between you and I and what's

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Speaker 1: happening if you're pitching a way of outsourcing our call

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Speaker 1: set over to Mumbai.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you the history of this of my character.

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Speaker 2: I have been university trained marketing kind of logistics person.

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Speaker 2: Keith runs the factory floor, which is where all the crazies.

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Speaker 3: Were played by Ian Turpy.

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Speaker 2: The Beautifully and Turpy. You were head office, so you

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Speaker 2: where all the dynamics occurred.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Amanda, you wanted to see me.

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Speaker 2: Look I know you weren't happy with my overall performance

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Speaker 2: last year. But Jonathan, what would you say if I

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Speaker 2: told you that I could have the running costs for

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm listening.

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Speaker 2: Let me show you the future of Swift and Shift. Hello, Damien,

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Speaker 2: Hi Amanda, how are things in sunny India?

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Speaker 1: Well it's great.

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Speaker 3: I have all the drivers right here and we're all

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Speaker 1: So Indian drivers here and the call center in India.

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Speaker 2: Telstra has been outsourcing for years and look.

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Speaker 3: At their profits in theory. It sounds bloody great. You know,

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Speaker 3: if this comes off, there'll be a promotion in.

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Speaker 2: This for you. Promise me that if this succeeds, you'll fire.

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Speaker 3: Keith Warn What would you beef with Keith?

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Speaker 2: War My character and Keith. Keith would hide in the

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Speaker 1: I was doing to poor Fennick just recently about Andy.

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Speaker 1: I said, what ideas do you have? Because he always

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Speaker 1: has crazy ideas. Just for a case in point one

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Speaker 1: the Cronala riots.

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Speaker 3: Bearing in mind this.

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Speaker 1: We're filming this in two thousand and six, a year

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Speaker 1: after the Cronala riots on Cronella Beach, and I said, jeez,

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Speaker 3: I was okay.

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Speaker 1: So we had some Middle Eastern guys on the beach

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Speaker 1: fighting life savers and it was too close, too close

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Speaker 2: Time post tragedy equals funny. There wasn't enough.

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Speaker 3: Time a year after it. But anyway, I propa.

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Speaker 1: I said, what ideas do you have in the works pool?

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Speaker 1: And he said, what about this celebrity punch up? And

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Speaker 1: I take a boat out into international waters and we

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Speaker 2: Why international water?

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Speaker 1: So no one could so there's no rules. And I said,

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Speaker 2: Did you wat your hand up? You're taking on Nicky Webster, Paul?

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Speaker 1: fun right, it's Confidential Madonna did it and Breakfast Radio

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Speaker 1: gal Amanda Keller has followed suit. No, she's not adopting

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Speaker 1: a job from Africa?

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Speaker 3: That's when Confidential used to be funny.

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Speaker 2: I got a lot of junk in my bag, as

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Speaker 3: What's so bad? It's nice.

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Speaker 2: It's a nice one I put.

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Speaker 3: Is that good?

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Speaker 2: I bought it at a secondhand designer.

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Speaker 3: Shop, second hand Rose.

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Speaker 2: I've got a great honk and nose.

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Speaker 3: My god addy, carry this thing around now? Wonder your arms?

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Speaker 3: Saw zip?

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Speaker 2: I've got a cold that's got my wallet in it.

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Speaker 3: I see that he carried a little picture of jagging.

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Speaker 2: That's on my key ring when I found that the

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Speaker 3: Look on the cash in here? What are you a gangster?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I took it out because I never know when

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you like one of those old school gangsters A

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Speaker 2: You won't? You just tell everyone to bash me on

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Speaker 1: I never said bash your manner on his shovel with

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Speaker 2: Some extra chewy.

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Speaker 3: Mask, ye, half a pack of Fisherman's Friends, not a mask. None.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my physio gave me that because I've ripped the

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Speaker 3: Tense dog, happy dog, So which way you should?

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Speaker 2: You're supposed to be happy dog. That's how I'm supposed

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Speaker 2: A plastic fork.

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Speaker 4: A plastic fork, you never know when you need it.

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Speaker 4: A peppermint tea, you never know when you'll need it. Sunglasses,

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Speaker 4: there's the ones that you were looking for. A well

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Speaker 3: Almond chip bar.

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Speaker 2: I never know when you'll need it.

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Speaker 2: An apple sticker that goes on it, stick it from apples.

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Speaker 3: Apples, mask perfume, perfume, that's nice. Another pair of sunglasses.

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Speaker 2: Well, you never know when you'll need it. All never

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Speaker 2: know c shoies two bucks, never know when you'll need it.

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Speaker 1: You're want to basher over the head the end. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the Gold Coast, Fox tells sunscreen.

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Speaker 2: Wow, how old is that?

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Speaker 3: That looks like it's ancient.

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Speaker 2: That's a promotional one from the logis last three years ago.

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Speaker 3: Some poor pork cream for my lips.

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Speaker 2: What's this may come?

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Speaker 3: What's this a newspaper clipping of yourself at the logis

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Speaker 3: five years ago?

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Speaker 2: Never know when I'll needed.

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Speaker 3: Another pair of sunglasses. You have three pairs of sunglasses

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Speaker 2: That's my past for the building.

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Speaker 3: Pass an apple?

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Speaker 2: When did that go in?

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Speaker 3: Pan it all around? Some bomb?

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Speaker 2: No, that's not balm. You sniff it and it calms you.

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Speaker 2: Try it, Try it, take it, take it.

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Speaker 3: Have a look where you sniff your balm. No, forget it,

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Speaker 3: it's gone back.

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Speaker 2: It's over here. And cover one nostril.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you've got a cold. I don't want to

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Speaker 2: And cover one nostril and bling it in.

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Speaker 3: Smells like a bloody hippie at Bondou markets. That's terrible.

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Speaker 3: That's that petulia? I hate ah? I think that's oh

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Speaker 3: a lady bar squashed? Its squashed.

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Speaker 2: That's a protein. But you never know when you're needed.

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Speaker 3: Man, that's it.

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Speaker 2: That'll do. There's nothing rude if that's what you're looking for.

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Speaker 2: That a chocolate. You never know when you'll need it.

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Speaker 3: What else is there? That's a COVID part of a

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Speaker 2: You never know when you'll need it.

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Speaker 3: A USB.

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Speaker 2: That's interesting. I would on need that.

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Speaker 1: A Pammy and Tommy situation. And I think that's your bag.

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Speaker 2: Another pair of they're the same ones you pick?

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Speaker 3: Sure? Well, that is an amazing bag.

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Speaker 2: Is anyone going to pay seven hundred fifty dollars for that?

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Speaker 2: It's mostly chewing gum and panadole watermelon wine. I just

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Speaker 3: Please, I'll put the wallet bag in. That's amazing.

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Speaker 2: None of that can I do without?

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Speaker 3: I know they must kill me to carry that around.

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Speaker 3: It's nuts. I just have my wallet. I'm ready to go.

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Speaker 3: That's all I do.

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Speaker 2: What else?

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Speaker 3: Uh, I'm just looky. That happened the pipe?

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Speaker 2: Yes, well that happened.

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Speaker 3: That happened a lot in two thousand and eight.

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Speaker 2: Who came from overseas? Anything juicy?

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Speaker 1: There's a nice picture of you, you and I out

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Speaker 1: at some sort of lunch, Brendan Jones and Amandachilla. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't say where we're at. This says Brendan Jones and Amandachiller.

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Speaker 1: And we're next to Camilla, as in Camilla, frock Camilla.

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Speaker 3: Well, where would have we been?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. It's a long time ago.

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Speaker 3: Hi, hang on.

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Speaker 1: Wharfies Long Lunch in Woman Maloo, Brendan Jones and Amandachella

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Speaker 3: Actually, it was the last time I got invited to

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Speaker 3: that too. Something you did.

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Speaker 2: I got invited this year.

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Speaker 3: Something I did? Yes, I think so an. Oh, this

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Speaker 3: is a great radio stunt.

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Speaker 1: Radio teams get into spirit of Pope puns. Was because

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Speaker 2: That was a big deal. Yes, it's the Pope, I

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Speaker 1: In keeping with the Pope star reception the Man of

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Speaker 1: FM breakfast radio teams have spent the week embracing the

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Speaker 3: Oh while Vega's Mikey Robins.

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Speaker 2: Vega vague before Smooth.

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Speaker 3: Well, it went Vega to classic rock or something like that.

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Speaker 2: I went to Smooth now.

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Speaker 1: Then went to Smooth after. They want to throw about

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Speaker 1: eight million incarnations. While vegas Mikey Robins managed the tricky

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Speaker 1: you know what it's like when someone throws a pun atcher.

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Speaker 1: The WSFM duo Jones you no matter have gone one

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Speaker 2: That's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: The tay the team or the tea and the team pay.

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Speaker 1: Somemage not only to Betty and the Jets, but to

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Speaker 1: the other holy Man in the WSFM Music Library, singer

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Speaker 1: Billy Thorpe in the Jets.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, don't know.

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Speaker 2: That's a good the article, that's a good T shirt.

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Speaker 2: Most people I know think that I'm crazy.

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Speaker 1: I found on those shirts in my rag bag at

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Speaker 1: I remember that now because remember the Pope came along

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Speaker 2: I was at Randwick at the racecourse, wasn't it the.

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Speaker 1: Ramwick and the Pope's chair was there, just sitting, and

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Speaker 1: I said, were you attempted to give it a give

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Speaker 1: it a test?

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Speaker 3: Would you or anything?

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Speaker 2: Put some chewy under it.

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Speaker 3: Some chewy, just have a look. You'd keep remember Troy

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Speaker 3: Buzzwell well away from the chair.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you don't have to explain that joke now

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Speaker 2: it's too in Parliament House. He did something terrible to Westerfield.

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Speaker 3: No, that was Matt Brown.

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Speaker 1: Matt Brown simulated sex on on.

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Speaker 3: On a Chesterfield in Parliament House.

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Speaker 2: Troy sniff to see.

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Speaker 1: Troy buzzwell, Western Australian politician sniffed to see.

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Speaker 2: Well, none of that happened to the Pope, none of

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Speaker 2: it happened to the post.

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Speaker 3: Because the Catholic Church has never had anything horrible happen

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Speaker 2: Well, well, we started with the sunken boat and we've

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Speaker 3: Quick, put your helmet on. Let's go back to the future.

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Speaker 3: Now we're back.

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Speaker 2: If I left my handbag there, can you go back and.

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Speaker 3: Go Now, I'll go back and get it.

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Speaker 1: And that money that you've got in there, you be

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Speaker 1: If you've missed us, we'll be back on the radio.

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Speaker 2: We are. We hope you've enjoyed our travel through two

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Speaker 2: thousand and eight and remembering your own wonderful experiences when

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Speaker 2: you've sniffed a seat perhaps, and I liked it. We'll

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Speaker 2: be back on the Wireless Live and Raunchy.

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Speaker 3: Good day to you, goodbye.

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