WEBVTT - #119: Scone Chat 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:03.120 People do some weird shit. 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:05.240 Would you like to try vape? Why would you take 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:07.520 up something that is going to be addictive and expensive? 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:08.399 I think that people. 0:00:08.400 --> 0:00:10.640 I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid, 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:13.960 some things make more sense than others. 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:16.159 You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:18.280 I just don't know. How can you figure that's going 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:22.319 to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose? No, you know. 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:23.560 I had it in the car on the way home, 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:24.800 and I didn't have a spood, so it was like 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:26.439 an hour of Dillo trying to get ants out of 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:31.800 a hole. Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:36.280 Food bean fingered as an awful sensation. You haven't been 0:00:36.280 --> 0:00:38.199 thinking about the right person? Goodness? 0:00:38.280 --> 0:00:39.360 May this is? 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:44.040 Is it just I'm still to play a couple of mitches. 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:47.919 Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:49.199 in the opener this season. 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:55.600 Sorry? Now he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell cool color. 0:00:55.440 --> 0:00:58.480 Mitchell Cook, gooday, good eye. We are soldiering on, even 0:00:58.520 --> 0:01:00.560 though we're crookeds dogs over here. 0:01:00.680 --> 0:01:02.720 This is my final days. I feel like I've got 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:03.600 the scarlet fever. 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:05.640 Mitchell yeah, I reckon that. You and I caught the 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:08.200 exact same thing when we recorded last week, because we 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:10.920 both got sick at the same time, the exact same illness, 0:01:10.959 --> 0:01:13.440 you know, the horsey throat as they like to call it. 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:15.720 But it's I think my voice is back to a 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:17.800 point where I can use it for the podcast today. 0:01:17.800 --> 0:01:18.880 I don't know if you can hear it, but I've 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:22.160 got my diffusor going right here so I can keep 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:22.520 the ark. 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:25.160 You had a lit a cigar. I didn't know what 0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:25.800 was going on. 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:27.560 No, that probably wouldn't help the sinus. 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:31.919 What scent is easy breathe, easy breathe. Jesus, that sounds 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:33.319 like your old grinder handle. 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:35.160 Oh please, no, not breed. 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:37.920 Oh you said easy breed. 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:40.520 I've never actually had a grinder handle, to be honest. 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:42.960 No, true. The only time you ever used grinder was 0:01:43.000 --> 0:01:44.640 when you and I went on to send voice messages 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:47.160 to random people and we just send cough sounds. Remember that, 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:52.160 we just go on and cough at them. You know 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:53.160 that's a real cough. 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:56.640 I sent like a dirty message the other day on 0:01:56.720 --> 0:02:00.760 my friend's grinder account and the person record, which was 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:01.680 pretty mortifying. 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:03.920 What from your text or was a voice message. 0:02:04.000 --> 0:02:05.360 It was a voice message. Do you want me to 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:06.000 show you what I sent? 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:08.760 Yeah, show me. That's actually that's very cool. 0:02:09.040 --> 0:02:11.400 Well yeah, but it's pretty embarrassing given what I said 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:13.320 on my friend's behalf Reddie. This is what I said, 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:18.800 Hi Ho, Hi ho, it's in my boss your glow. 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:22.639 And he replies, you sound like that guy who used 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:24.440 to be on social media. I was like, it used 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:26.520 to be And then he says, and you grew up 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:28.480 in a small town and does a talk show, and 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:29.680 I'm like, fuck, yup, that's me. 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:32.360 He had like thirty percent of the information and he 0:02:32.400 --> 0:02:34.560 was very confident with you just filled in the blanks, 0:02:34.600 --> 0:02:34.920 didn't he. 0:02:35.160 --> 0:02:37.799 Yep, it's just so hard. You wouldn't understand what it's 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:39.520 like being this recognizable. 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:41.440 Let me tell you. Someone in the street the other 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:44.840 day said to me, you're the next Kyle Sandalance, and 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:47.560 I said, thank you so much. I didn't know my name, 0:02:47.639 --> 0:02:49.720 but they said that to me, and I said, I'll 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:50.840 take it and run. I don't want to be the 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:52.519 next Kyle Sandalance, but thank you very much. 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:54.680 I wonder how you'd go surviving cancel culture. 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:57.280 Oh my god, darn it. I would have been canceled 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:59.040 one hundred times over if you didn't edit all my 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:00.560 horrific things out of this podcast. 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:02.799 That is true. I do have you back in that way. 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:05.120 You do safeguard me. I'm from home and I have 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:07.120 to say my Ubera's just arrived, so can you, Mitch, 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:08.760 you'll just tell everyone what's coming up. I'm just got 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:11.160 to get my panini. It's just at the front door. Sorry. Oh, 0:03:11.200 --> 0:03:11.880 I'll be one sent. 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:15.040 I don't know why I've chosen today, of all days, 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:17.280 and we're both sick to kind of test drive a 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:19.720 news segment. It could be rubbish. It absolutely could be, 0:03:19.800 --> 0:03:22.440 So we'll see. It's called Sense of Day. That's all 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:24.640 you need to know for now. Obviously, we'll have an 0:03:24.760 --> 0:03:26.480 is it just you? From a listener. They'll have it 0:03:26.520 --> 0:03:27.840 and needs it just me of their own? And we're 0:03:27.880 --> 0:03:30.480 a prize for it. But we'll start the show the 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:32.240 same way we do every week, with an is it 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:34.440 just me? Eat something we've noticed, something we hate by, 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:37.880 something we appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know mitch'es. 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:39.480 So would you like to kick things off with your 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:40.960 is it just me? As you sit back down to 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:41.600 the microphone. 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:44.640 Oh that was perfectly time. Sorry, my panini just arrived. Yeah. 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:45.520 Should I start. 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:47.000 Actually give us a tease for or is it just me? 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:48.040 Mays? Just me? 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:51.720 Has something to do with a condiment on the food 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:54.960 that was just delivered here into my house, something that 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:58.119 I've been mulling over for months, and there is an 0:03:58.240 --> 0:04:02.560 unjust opinion towards one condiment that I need to get 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:03.160 off my chest. 0:04:03.400 --> 0:04:03.560 Ah. 0:04:03.720 --> 0:04:06.440 I mean that doesn't sound super interesting. That's not going 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:08.200 to like hook people in and keep them listening. So 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:10.560 maybe you should just go first. That's okay, that's not 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:11.280 a strong hook. 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:13.760 I think you'll find that the spice and nights, the 0:04:13.760 --> 0:04:16.640 people that really are into spices and collect spices will 0:04:16.640 --> 0:04:18.480 love this. I'll go first, all right, all right? 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:21.479 Is it just me? 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:25.440 Does pepper deserve better? 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:27.880 Sure? 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:29.880 Pepper the spice. 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:32.720 I think pepper gets its due recognition. 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:35.880 Now. Pepper is the scum of the earth in the 0:04:35.920 --> 0:04:38.520 spice world. It is the cheapest spice, It is the 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:41.800 go to everyday household spice. But I think it is 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:44.720 by far the most complex, the most delicious, the most 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:50.400 versatile flavoring you can add on anything. I adore cracked 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:53.119 black pepper, and I think it deserves better. It should 0:04:53.120 --> 0:04:55.640 be more expensive, and it should be a luxury gourmet 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:57.400 food item, not a household Should it. 0:04:57.400 --> 0:04:59.960 Be more expensive. I'm sure you could get expensive pepper 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:02.560 you try, but no, I'm with you. I like, sometimes 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:04.000 when I make scram with eggs in the morning and 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:05.960 I forget to add pepper, I really notice the difference. 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:07.560 On the days that I remember to put pepper on. 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:09.320 I'm like, ah, it's missing pepper. 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:12.640 Yes, Like if someone doesn't put time flakes in their 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:15.200 spag bowl, you won't fucking notice. But if there's no 0:05:15.240 --> 0:05:17.800 pepper in that spag bowl, or if there's no pepper 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:21.240 on your eggs, or another situation where pepper is vital 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:25.360 ham and cheese toasted sandwich, you need to have pepper 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:27.920 on the tomato or you don't even taste the tomato. 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:28.599 What's the point. 0:05:28.760 --> 0:05:32.279 Whereas salt, I don't think is that important to some things, 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:34.719 Like every single meal kit I make from Dinnery or 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:38.400 Hallo Fresh, whatever, every single step in the meal is 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:41.080 always seasoned with salt and pepper, And sometimes I think, 0:05:41.240 --> 0:05:43.200 do I really need to I could skip this step, 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:45.159 but yeah, No, the pepper makes the difference the salt 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:46.320 not so much. 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:48.080 You can give or take. Pepper is And you know what, 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:50.240 here's to think about pepper. You crack it. Oh, on 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:53.160 the flight, you can smell the flavor. It's a bit spicy, 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:55.760 which is a bit fancy. You can like sort of 0:05:55.800 --> 0:05:57.760 grill it in pan before you put meat in, and 0:05:57.800 --> 0:06:00.440 it's floral and you get like Herbie notes, it is 0:06:00.560 --> 0:06:03.960 so versatile. And I just think, poor fucking pepper, like 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:05.760 it deserves more of a rap. 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:07.360 Do you know what I thought you were gonna say 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:09.279 for you? And when you said a condiment, I thought 0:06:09.279 --> 0:06:12.039 you meant like utensils, not condiments. I thought you were 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:14.960 about to come to the defense of fucking wooden cutlery. 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:18.040 Oh, don't get me started on wooden cutlery. It makes 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:20.440 me want to jump. I hate any the feeling of 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:22.600 any wood, Sorry, I hate it. Any wood in my 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:25.720 mouth rubbing up against my teeth makes me want a gag. Oh, 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:26.600 I can't do it. 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:29.400 So off even like paddle pop sticks are no good. 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:32.119 Oh. I would leave like a good centimeter of paddle 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:33.880 pop ice cream around the stick because I didn't want 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:36.200 to even think about it. Now, Oh, you actually too. 0:06:36.520 --> 0:06:38.760 It makes the nerve in my tooth twitch. 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:41.160 It's just happening more and more and more, isn't it? 0:06:41.200 --> 0:06:44.080 Is it just me? Or a tongues under repeat appreciated, 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:45.640 Like imagine if I brought that to the table. 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:46.040 Tongues. 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:46.760 Yeah, tongues. 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:48.239 How good are tongues? Though? 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:50.600 Oh? I use tongues for everything. I grilled neck plant 0:06:50.600 --> 0:06:53.080 with tongues this morning. I love tongues anyway. With pepper, 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:55.520 hit us up on a couple of Mitre socials, which 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:57.839 herb and spice? Do you think is underrated? 0:06:57.920 --> 0:06:58.000 Oh? 0:06:58.080 --> 0:07:02.279 My god? Okay, sure, whatever. You can check those messages. 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:03.440 Is it time for mys? 0:07:03.480 --> 0:07:03.800 It is me? 0:07:04.040 --> 0:07:07.400 Yeah, let's go. Is it just me? 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:12.040 Is there no such thing as sending a text too 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:14.360 early or too late in this day and age? 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:14.600 Oh? 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:17.520 What do you mean elaborate? Because I think I have thoughts. 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:20.200 Well, Because for some reason I was tossing and turning, 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:22.040 and I woke up super early this morning. It was 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:25.080 like five thirty am. Yeah, and I couldn't get back 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:26.520 to sleep, and so I was like, right, I'll just 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:28.239 go on my phone and I replied to a text 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:30.000 message that my friend had sent me the night before. 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:30.360 Yeah. 0:07:30.400 --> 0:07:32.720 Fair, And then they replied pretty instantly and said, oh 0:07:32.840 --> 0:07:35.080 my god, why are you up this early? Your text 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:38.240 woke me up and I was like, sorry, that's on you. 0:07:38.640 --> 0:07:41.040 What kind of monster just goes asleep with their phone 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:41.720 not on silent? 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:44.800 Yeah, they do not disturb. They're silent. Turn the damn 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:46.720 thing off for God's sake, nana. And they also don't 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:48.240 have to read it as soon as it comes through. 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:50.720 Yeah, I know, like who here is a text messages 0:07:50.760 --> 0:07:52.720 and just leaps for their phone first thing? In this 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:53.960 a and age, it's hard to get a hold of 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:55.320 people at the fucking best of times. 0:07:55.560 --> 0:07:57.360 Yeah, I don't even think my phone has been off 0:07:57.440 --> 0:08:00.640 vibrate for nine years, especially working in radio and podcasting, 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:02.120 Like you never want a phone to go off. My 0:08:02.160 --> 0:08:03.640 phone is permanently on vibrate. 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:05.840 Half the time mine is on do not disturb because 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:08.440 I find like I just find getting notifications all the 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:10.560 time a little bit overwhelming. Like I've got the most 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:14.160 annoying notifications that come through for just random apps like 0:08:14.200 --> 0:08:16.680 this freaking running app that I use eight es ago, 0:08:16.720 --> 0:08:18.800 and it's like time to dust off those running streets. 0:08:18.800 --> 0:08:21.760 I'm like, fuck, oh I get all these random notifications. 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:24.679 Yeah, I get Pinterest. It goes Mitchell Jury ten pin 0:08:24.720 --> 0:08:27.120 boards that'll get you in the mood. What do you mean? 0:08:27.720 --> 0:08:30.040 What's pin board? Also? Why are you calling my first 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:31.480 and last name Pinterest? 0:08:31.640 --> 0:08:33.160 Yeah? No, I get that shit all the time. I 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:35.320 also have this app that I thought would be helpful, 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:37.520 but it's so annoying because it's this one more notification 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:39.600 to read this motivation app that sends. 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:40.680 You like, I've got the same thing. 0:08:40.960 --> 0:08:42.680 Do you have that? The motivational quote app? 0:08:42.720 --> 0:08:43.960 Is it the same one? I'm gonna get it up. 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:46.040 I get one ever. Actually I think I said it 0:08:46.040 --> 0:08:48.520 to three times a day. I get one every six hours. 0:08:48.600 --> 0:08:50.079 God, I can't even remember what I said it to. 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:51.560 But yeah, they do. Let you step that up at 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:56.120 the start. Your future depends on what you do today. MOHAMMEDA. Gandhi? 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:59.040 Oh what's your quote? Is not wrong? Is that motivation? 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:03.120 The black app with the yes little quotation marks mine is? 0:09:03.520 --> 0:09:06.640 Today is today's mantra. And when no one comes to 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:09.440 rescue you, you'll find that you've always been strong enough 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:12.880 to rescue yourself. Oh that's lovely, Anonymous. 0:09:12.920 --> 0:09:15.400 Okay, here's another one. You don't need too many people 0:09:15.440 --> 0:09:18.280 to be happy, Just a few real ones who appreciate 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:23.199 you for who you are. With Khalifa, what. 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:26.760 About this don't promise when you're happy, don't reply when 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:31.079 you're angry, and don't decide when you're sad. That's from Tupac. 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:33.880 Why are they quoting all these rappers? What was the 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:36.880 first part of that don't promise when you're happy? 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:39.080 Oh? Why not? What does that mean? 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.640 I guess because maybe, like you're on cloud nine, you're 0:09:41.679 --> 0:09:43.599 sort of clouded by happiness. 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:45.200 Oh, and then you commit to something and then later 0:09:45.200 --> 0:09:46.560 on you go, oh fuck, I don't want to do that. 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:49.000 I'm not one of those people that believes this stuff. 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:51.640 I don't think there's ever been a point in my 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:53.560 life where a quote could pull me out of a 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:56.640 deep dark depression. I truly don't. I think I need 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:58.959 way more than some words from Tupac. 0:09:59.240 --> 0:10:01.760 I think inspira quotes won't pull you out of a 0:10:01.760 --> 0:10:03.800 deep dark depression. But it is good to have a 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:05.840 bit of control over what's going on in your head, 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:08.320 because if if you've got all this negative self talk 0:10:08.360 --> 0:10:11.080 going on and nothing stopping that or distracting you from that, 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:13.160 then you end up just being led by that. 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:16.439 I suppose Mitchell Coombs. That in itself is a quote. 0:10:16.480 --> 0:10:18.760 What you just said put that in that that was sensational. 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:21.600 But anyway, my point is I get so many notifications 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:24.360 a day, and when I do get around to reply 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:26.760 to text messages, it could be any time of day 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:28.720 or night. And I also don't feel the need to 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:31.480 acknowledge what time it is. Like if I send a 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:33.880 text super late, I won't be like, sorry, it's late. 0:10:34.000 --> 0:10:35.600 I just assume that they're not going to read it. 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:38.080 They're not say they'll read it tomorrow. I don't wrap 0:10:38.160 --> 0:10:40.280 up conversations of a night time. I don't say all right, 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:42.320 good night, I'll talk to you tomorrow. It's just like 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:45.880 texting is fluid. Now you just send a message whenever. 0:10:45.760 --> 0:10:48.280 Texting has developed. And you know what, I know. I 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:50.160 know that for a fact because my parents have now 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:52.640 stopped signing off with mum or dad or X. I 0:10:52.960 --> 0:10:55.720 know it's coming from you, guys. It's called a contact. Yeah, 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:57.680 it says who it's from. You don't need to sign 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:01.280 sign it off. I am still sending x's and I 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:02.920 think that's going to be the next thing to phase out, 0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:04.120 Like you don't need you know that. I want to 0:11:04.160 --> 0:11:05.720 kiss you. You know that I'm sending it with love. 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:06.720 You don't need me to tell you. 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:09.240 Every time I text you, I only send an X 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:12.480 on the end of a message. Ironically, I know, and sometimes. 0:11:12.200 --> 0:11:14.160 I can't read it with you. I don't understand it. 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:16.840 Like if I said to you today, you're running late 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:22.360 for the podcast just for something different X, Like that's 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:23.160 me being a prick. 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:25.400 I can't read it. Though I had my mom message 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:27.120 me and go, Hi, you're gonna be late for dinner X. 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:29.200 I'm like, is being real or is she being? She 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:32.080 out the front already? I don't know. You've ruined my brain, Mitchell. 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:33.480 It's ruined the X for me. 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:37.040 We've fucked the X. 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:43.800 You fucked my ex you're listening to Is it just me? 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:47.360 Got something on your mind? Put up at a couple 0:11:47.400 --> 0:11:51.920 of Mitchell's on Instagram to get yourself on the shoe. 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:55.360 You've also probably noticed today that price keeper Jenna is 0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:58.720 not here. She's actually it was her decision not to 0:11:58.760 --> 0:12:00.040 show up, right Mitch. 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:01.839 Yep, she said that she was sick and I thought 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:04.920 so away Darling where soldier? But that's okay. She's She's 0:12:04.920 --> 0:12:06.640 still on. Judy. If you get on the show for 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:08.560 an Is it just you? She will still give you 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:10.080 a prize, so make sure you hit it up. Who 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:11.319 we've got on the line today. 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:13.839 We have Charles. He's on the line. Hello, Charles, Welcome 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:17.840 to the shower dog Golla, very god. That makes me 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:20.160 realize how sick I am when I normally I'm the 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:21.959 one yelling and screaming. But Charles, you. 0:12:22.080 --> 0:12:23.240 Other people having energy? 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:26.160 Yeah, they're heavy lifting. How are you where? You're at work? 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:27.920 I know right, yes, I'm at work. 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:28.880 What do you do, Darlin? 0:12:29.160 --> 0:12:31.840 Well, I'm at UNI, but I work in a garden center. 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:36.040 A garden center like a flower power, like a flower 0:12:36.080 --> 0:12:38.240 power but more, think think more. 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:40.600 I g a an I G a version of flower power. 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:47.160 Who the fuck has gardens? Charles? Well? Wealthy white Charlie, Charlie. 0:12:47.240 --> 0:12:51.000 What did I say, Charles, Charles, I'm sick, Charlie. Give 0:12:51.040 --> 0:12:55.840 me all right, Bradley can now I want to ask this, 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:58.120 do you have any other ki and tell in this 0:12:58.200 --> 0:13:01.480 garden center that you claim exists other and it buttros 0:13:01.679 --> 0:13:04.000 and other white wealthy ones. 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:09.840 It's literally butts, that's it. But you literally hit the 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:10.480 nail on the head. 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:13.080 Now, people in our world don't garden. You know, we 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:15.800 live in apartments and ship but obviously people there's enough 0:13:15.800 --> 0:13:18.200 people that garden to warrant Chuck having a job. 0:13:18.280 --> 0:13:19.800 Yeah. 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:23.040 Sometimes there'll be the occasional like teenager, I'm like, what 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:23.719 are you doing here? 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:25.240 Like you don't belong You're not like. 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:26.959 Seventy good point, Chang. 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:29.080 All right. I'm from the Northern Beaches too, so it's 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:30.120 like all the rich women. 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:32.320 Oh, where about them the beaches? Are you, darling? 0:13:32.800 --> 0:13:36.559 I'm in like, yeah, do why like Chroma Oh my god, 0:13:36.720 --> 0:13:39.640 you probably. 0:13:38.679 --> 0:13:44.640 The Teacher's Pet podcast area. Yes, god, yes, you're not 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:47.440 complicit in the killing of Lyn Dawson. I'm so into 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:49.800 that podcast at the moment Chris Dawson was just changed. 0:13:49.840 --> 0:13:52.480 Oh I know, and you know where it happened Chroma High. 0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:54.600 I live like two streets now, you're. 0:13:54.559 --> 0:13:55.720 Joke where it happens. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:57.559 I know. That's chilling. 0:13:57.800 --> 0:14:02.120 Yeah, I mean he's not there anymore. That's pretty bloody, creepy. Yeah, 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:03.000 that's chilly. 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:05.360 Mitch says his evapes. All right, let's go. 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:06.920 That's my diffuse. 0:14:07.040 --> 0:14:09.960 Okay, I'm still not convinced it looks like you're vaping, Mitch. 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:11.840 Mis I thought you were trying to quit the vapes. 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:13.960 Yeah, I'm not vaping right now. 0:14:14.040 --> 0:14:16.319 Brad's gonna take you in and hit us with you. 0:14:16.440 --> 0:14:16.880 Is it just you? 0:14:18.920 --> 0:14:20.120 Is it just me? 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:24.600 Can you not live without your tongue scraper? 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:29.080 Wait? They exited it. Yeah, you're absolutely. 0:14:28.640 --> 0:14:30.680 Joking every single morning, every single night. 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:32.240 What's a tongue scraper? I don't know. 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:34.160 They're a religious teethelf explanatory, Mitch. 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:37.000 It's like this little bit of metal with two holders 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:39.040 and you scrape it and it gets all the gunk 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:39.680 off your tongue. 0:14:39.720 --> 0:14:41.040 Oh my god, life changing. 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:43.960 Fuck off because I have to use other contraptions to 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:45.800 get rid of the gunk on the tongue. It bothers 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:48.360 me a lot. I just use like teeth flowers or 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:50.960 other random things. I need to get one. 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:52.680 Oh my god, it will change your life. 0:14:52.840 --> 0:14:55.440 Wait tell me, Charlie. So do you do it after 0:14:55.520 --> 0:14:58.080 you brush or is it a before brush thing? No? 0:14:58.280 --> 0:15:01.000 So I'll brush the teeth first and then I'll brush 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:02.000 my tongue a little. 0:15:01.760 --> 0:15:04.000 Bit and then I'll scrape it. 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:08.120 Oh my god, if you do the teeth brushing bitter thing, 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:09.880 a tongue scrape and then a bit of mouth washed 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:12.359 to top it off. Oh my god, you'll feel fresh. 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:15.720 It's beautiful wait chemistry, and then it hurts to drink 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:16.320 water after. 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:21.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. You know when you're like, 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:23.280 I use as little pixtures, which I feel like. We 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:25.920 discussed this a couple of weeks ago, Little Minnie. They're 0:15:25.960 --> 0:15:28.720 like baby pipe cleaners, and you put them between your teeth, 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:31.920 and sometimes when my teeth like, oh my god, they're 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:33.880 like bleed a little. I no, bleeding is not, but 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:35.400 when there's a bit of blood, I go, yeah, I 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:36.880 got the gunk right out. 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:40.640 No, my dentist said to push through when it starts 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:42.680 to bleed. You've got to do it more often. And 0:15:42.760 --> 0:15:45.560 then eventually, after a week or so, it stops bleeding. 0:15:45.560 --> 0:15:47.560 And I did that and I no longer have any 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:50.640 gun bleeding. So yeah, really shoving that Christmas tree up there. 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:54.360 We've all got good teeth. I don't know about you, Charlie, 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:56.400 but I'm assuming you've got good jumpers if you're a tongue. 0:15:56.720 --> 0:15:59.680 I actually I was blessed. I was born with perfect teeth. 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:03.400 Never braces in there straighter than me. I'm very good. 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:04.360 Tickets on yourself. 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:08.480