Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape? Why would you take
Speaker 2: up something that is going to be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,
Speaker 1: some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose? No, you know.
Speaker 1: I had it in the car on the way home,
Speaker 1: and I didn't have a spood, so it was like
Speaker 1: an hour of Dillo trying to get ants out of
Speaker 1: a hole. Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 1: Food bean fingered as an awful sensation. You haven't been
Speaker 1: thinking about the right person? Goodness?
Speaker 2: May this is?
Speaker 1: Is it just I'm still to play a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name
Speaker 2: in the opener this season.
Speaker 1: Sorry? Now he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell cool color.
Speaker 2: Mitchell Cook, gooday, good eye. We are soldiering on, even
Speaker 2: though we're crookeds dogs over here.
Speaker 1: This is my final days. I feel like I've got
Speaker 1: the scarlet fever.
Speaker 2: Mitchell yeah, I reckon that. You and I caught the
Speaker 2: exact same thing when we recorded last week, because we
Speaker 2: both got sick at the same time, the exact same illness,
Speaker 2: you know, the horsey throat as they like to call it.
Speaker 2: But it's I think my voice is back to a
Speaker 2: point where I can use it for the podcast today.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you can hear it, but I've
Speaker 2: got my diffusor going right here so I can keep
Speaker 2: the ark.
Speaker 1: You had a lit a cigar. I didn't know what
Speaker 1: was going on.
Speaker 2: No, that probably wouldn't help the sinus.
Speaker 1: What scent is easy breathe, easy breathe. Jesus, that sounds
Speaker 1: like your old grinder handle.
Speaker 2: Oh please, no, not breed.
Speaker 1: Oh you said easy breed.
Speaker 2: I've never actually had a grinder handle, to be honest.
Speaker 1: No, true. The only time you ever used grinder was
Speaker 1: when you and I went on to send voice messages
Speaker 1: to random people and we just send cough sounds. Remember that,
Speaker 1: we just go on and cough at them. You know
Speaker 1: that's a real cough.
Speaker 2: I sent like a dirty message the other day on
Speaker 2: my friend's grinder account and the person record, which was
Speaker 2: pretty mortifying.
Speaker 1: What from your text or was a voice message.
Speaker 2: It was a voice message. Do you want me to
Speaker 2: show you what I sent?
Speaker 1: Yeah, show me. That's actually that's very cool.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, but it's pretty embarrassing given what I said
Speaker 2: on my friend's behalf Reddie. This is what I said,
Speaker 2: Hi Ho, Hi ho, it's in my boss your glow.
Speaker 2: And he replies, you sound like that guy who used
Speaker 2: to be on social media. I was like, it used
Speaker 2: to be And then he says, and you grew up
Speaker 2: in a small town and does a talk show, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck, yup, that's me.
Speaker 1: He had like thirty percent of the information and he
Speaker 1: was very confident with you just filled in the blanks,
Speaker 1: didn't he.
Speaker 2: Yep, it's just so hard. You wouldn't understand what it's
Speaker 2: like being this recognizable.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you. Someone in the street the other
Speaker 1: day said to me, you're the next Kyle Sandalance, and
Speaker 1: I said, thank you so much. I didn't know my name,
Speaker 1: but they said that to me, and I said, I'll
Speaker 1: take it and run. I don't want to be the
Speaker 1: next Kyle Sandalance, but thank you very much.
Speaker 2: I wonder how you'd go surviving cancel culture.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, darn it. I would have been canceled
Speaker 1: one hundred times over if you didn't edit all my
Speaker 1: horrific things out of this podcast.
Speaker 2: That is true. I do have you back in that way.
Speaker 1: You do safeguard me. I'm from home and I have
Speaker 1: to say my Ubera's just arrived, so can you, Mitch,
Speaker 1: you'll just tell everyone what's coming up. I'm just got
Speaker 1: to get my panini. It's just at the front door. Sorry. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'll be one sent.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I've chosen today, of all days,
Speaker 2: and we're both sick to kind of test drive a
Speaker 2: news segment. It could be rubbish. It absolutely could be,
Speaker 2: So we'll see. It's called Sense of Day. That's all
Speaker 2: you need to know for now. Obviously, we'll have an
Speaker 2: is it just you? From a listener. They'll have it
Speaker 2: and needs it just me of their own? And we're
Speaker 2: a prize for it. But we'll start the show the
Speaker 2: same way we do every week, with an is it
Speaker 2: just me? Eat something we've noticed, something we hate by,
Speaker 2: something we appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know mitch'es.
Speaker 2: So would you like to kick things off with your
Speaker 2: is it just me? As you sit back down to
Speaker 2: the microphone.
Speaker 1: Oh that was perfectly time. Sorry, my panini just arrived. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Should I start.
Speaker 2: Actually give us a tease for or is it just me?
Speaker 3: Mays? Just me?
Speaker 1: Has something to do with a condiment on the food
Speaker 1: that was just delivered here into my house, something that
Speaker 1: I've been mulling over for months, and there is an
Speaker 1: unjust opinion towards one condiment that I need to get
Speaker 1: off my chest.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 2: I mean that doesn't sound super interesting. That's not going
Speaker 2: to like hook people in and keep them listening. So
Speaker 2: maybe you should just go first. That's okay, that's not
Speaker 2: a strong hook.
Speaker 1: I think you'll find that the spice and nights, the
Speaker 1: people that really are into spices and collect spices will
Speaker 1: love this. I'll go first, all right, all right?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Does pepper deserve better?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: Pepper the spice.
Speaker 2: I think pepper gets its due recognition.
Speaker 1: Now. Pepper is the scum of the earth in the
Speaker 1: spice world. It is the cheapest spice, It is the
Speaker 1: go to everyday household spice. But I think it is
Speaker 1: by far the most complex, the most delicious, the most
Speaker 1: versatile flavoring you can add on anything. I adore cracked
Speaker 1: black pepper, and I think it deserves better. It should
Speaker 1: be more expensive, and it should be a luxury gourmet
Speaker 1: food item, not a household Should it.
Speaker 2: Be more expensive. I'm sure you could get expensive pepper
Speaker 2: you try, but no, I'm with you. I like, sometimes
Speaker 2: when I make scram with eggs in the morning and
Speaker 2: I forget to add pepper, I really notice the difference.
Speaker 2: On the days that I remember to put pepper on.
Speaker 2: I'm like, ah, it's missing pepper.
Speaker 1: Yes, Like if someone doesn't put time flakes in their
Speaker 1: spag bowl, you won't fucking notice. But if there's no
Speaker 1: pepper in that spag bowl, or if there's no pepper
Speaker 1: on your eggs, or another situation where pepper is vital
Speaker 1: ham and cheese toasted sandwich, you need to have pepper
Speaker 1: on the tomato or you don't even taste the tomato.
Speaker 1: What's the point.
Speaker 2: Whereas salt, I don't think is that important to some things,
Speaker 2: Like every single meal kit I make from Dinnery or
Speaker 2: Hallo Fresh, whatever, every single step in the meal is
Speaker 2: always seasoned with salt and pepper, And sometimes I think,
Speaker 2: do I really need to I could skip this step,
Speaker 2: but yeah, No, the pepper makes the difference the salt
Speaker 2: not so much.
Speaker 1: You can give or take. Pepper is And you know what,
Speaker 1: here's to think about pepper. You crack it. Oh, on
Speaker 1: the flight, you can smell the flavor. It's a bit spicy,
Speaker 1: which is a bit fancy. You can like sort of
Speaker 1: grill it in pan before you put meat in, and
Speaker 1: it's floral and you get like Herbie notes, it is
Speaker 1: so versatile. And I just think, poor fucking pepper, like
Speaker 1: it deserves more of a rap.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I thought you were gonna say
Speaker 2: for you? And when you said a condiment, I thought
Speaker 2: you meant like utensils, not condiments. I thought you were
Speaker 2: about to come to the defense of fucking wooden cutlery.
Speaker 1: Oh, don't get me started on wooden cutlery. It makes
Speaker 1: me want to jump. I hate any the feeling of
Speaker 1: any wood, Sorry, I hate it. Any wood in my
Speaker 1: mouth rubbing up against my teeth makes me want a gag. Oh,
Speaker 1: I can't do it.
Speaker 2: So off even like paddle pop sticks are no good.
Speaker 1: Oh. I would leave like a good centimeter of paddle
Speaker 1: pop ice cream around the stick because I didn't want
Speaker 1: to even think about it. Now, Oh, you actually too.
Speaker 1: It makes the nerve in my tooth twitch.
Speaker 2: It's just happening more and more and more, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Or a tongues under repeat appreciated,
Speaker 1: Like imagine if I brought that to the table.
Speaker 2: Tongues.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tongues.
Speaker 2: How good are tongues? Though?
Speaker 1: Oh? I use tongues for everything. I grilled neck plant
Speaker 1: with tongues this morning. I love tongues anyway. With pepper,
Speaker 1: hit us up on a couple of Mitre socials, which
Speaker 1: herb and spice? Do you think is underrated?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: My god? Okay, sure, whatever. You can check those messages.
Speaker 2: Is it time for mys?
Speaker 3: It is me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go. Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Is there no such thing as sending a text too
Speaker 2: early or too late in this day and age?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: What do you mean elaborate? Because I think I have thoughts.
Speaker 2: Well, Because for some reason I was tossing and turning,
Speaker 2: and I woke up super early this morning. It was
Speaker 2: like five thirty am. Yeah, and I couldn't get back
Speaker 2: to sleep, and so I was like, right, I'll just
Speaker 2: go on my phone and I replied to a text
Speaker 2: message that my friend had sent me the night before.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Fair, And then they replied pretty instantly and said, oh
Speaker 2: my god, why are you up this early? Your text
Speaker 2: woke me up and I was like, sorry, that's on you.
Speaker 2: What kind of monster just goes asleep with their phone
Speaker 2: not on silent?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do not disturb. They're silent. Turn the damn
Speaker 1: thing off for God's sake, nana. And they also don't
Speaker 1: have to read it as soon as it comes through.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, like who here is a text messages
Speaker 2: and just leaps for their phone first thing? In this
Speaker 2: a and age, it's hard to get a hold of
Speaker 2: people at the fucking best of times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even think my phone has been off
Speaker 1: vibrate for nine years, especially working in radio and podcasting,
Speaker 1: Like you never want a phone to go off. My
Speaker 1: phone is permanently on vibrate.
Speaker 2: Half the time mine is on do not disturb because
Speaker 2: I find like I just find getting notifications all the
Speaker 2: time a little bit overwhelming. Like I've got the most
Speaker 2: annoying notifications that come through for just random apps like
Speaker 2: this freaking running app that I use eight es ago,
Speaker 2: and it's like time to dust off those running streets.
Speaker 2: I'm like, fuck, oh I get all these random notifications.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get Pinterest. It goes Mitchell Jury ten pin
Speaker 1: boards that'll get you in the mood. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: What's pin board? Also? Why are you calling my first
Speaker 1: and last name Pinterest?
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, I get that shit all the time. I
Speaker 2: also have this app that I thought would be helpful,
Speaker 2: but it's so annoying because it's this one more notification
Speaker 2: to read this motivation app that sends.
Speaker 1: You like, I've got the same thing.
Speaker 2: Do you have that? The motivational quote app?
Speaker 1: Is it the same one? I'm gonna get it up.
Speaker 1: I get one ever. Actually I think I said it
Speaker 1: to three times a day. I get one every six hours.
Speaker 2: God, I can't even remember what I said it to.
Speaker 2: But yeah, they do. Let you step that up at
Speaker 2: the start. Your future depends on what you do today. MOHAMMEDA. Gandhi?
Speaker 1: Oh what's your quote? Is not wrong? Is that motivation?
Speaker 1: The black app with the yes little quotation marks mine is?
Speaker 1: Today is today's mantra. And when no one comes to
Speaker 1: rescue you, you'll find that you've always been strong enough
Speaker 1: to rescue yourself. Oh that's lovely, Anonymous.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's another one. You don't need too many people
Speaker 2: to be happy, Just a few real ones who appreciate
Speaker 2: you for who you are. With Khalifa, what.
Speaker 1: About this don't promise when you're happy, don't reply when
Speaker 1: you're angry, and don't decide when you're sad. That's from Tupac.
Speaker 1: Why are they quoting all these rappers? What was the
Speaker 1: first part of that don't promise when you're happy?
Speaker 2: Oh? Why not? What does that mean?
Speaker 1: I guess because maybe, like you're on cloud nine, you're
Speaker 1: sort of clouded by happiness.
Speaker 2: Oh, and then you commit to something and then later
Speaker 2: on you go, oh fuck, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: I'm not one of those people that believes this stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't think there's ever been a point in my
Speaker 1: life where a quote could pull me out of a
Speaker 1: deep dark depression. I truly don't. I think I need
Speaker 1: way more than some words from Tupac.
Speaker 2: I think inspira quotes won't pull you out of a
Speaker 2: deep dark depression. But it is good to have a
Speaker 2: bit of control over what's going on in your head,
Speaker 2: because if if you've got all this negative self talk
Speaker 2: going on and nothing stopping that or distracting you from that,
Speaker 2: then you end up just being led by that.
Speaker 1: I suppose Mitchell Coombs. That in itself is a quote.
Speaker 1: What you just said put that in that that was sensational.
Speaker 2: But anyway, my point is I get so many notifications
Speaker 2: a day, and when I do get around to reply
Speaker 2: to text messages, it could be any time of day
Speaker 2: or night. And I also don't feel the need to
Speaker 2: acknowledge what time it is. Like if I send a
Speaker 2: text super late, I won't be like, sorry, it's late.
Speaker 2: I just assume that they're not going to read it.
Speaker 2: They're not say they'll read it tomorrow. I don't wrap
Speaker 2: up conversations of a night time. I don't say all right,
Speaker 2: good night, I'll talk to you tomorrow. It's just like
Speaker 2: texting is fluid. Now you just send a message whenever.
Speaker 1: Texting has developed. And you know what, I know. I
Speaker 1: know that for a fact because my parents have now
Speaker 1: stopped signing off with mum or dad or X. I
Speaker 1: know it's coming from you, guys. It's called a contact. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it says who it's from. You don't need to sign
Speaker 1: sign it off. I am still sending x's and I
Speaker 1: think that's going to be the next thing to phase out,
Speaker 1: Like you don't need you know that. I want to
Speaker 1: kiss you. You know that I'm sending it with love.
Speaker 1: You don't need me to tell you.
Speaker 2: Every time I text you, I only send an X
Speaker 2: on the end of a message. Ironically, I know, and sometimes.
Speaker 1: I can't read it with you. I don't understand it.
Speaker 2: Like if I said to you today, you're running late
Speaker 2: for the podcast just for something different X, Like that's
Speaker 2: me being a prick.
Speaker 1: I can't read it. Though I had my mom message
Speaker 1: me and go, Hi, you're gonna be late for dinner X.
Speaker 1: I'm like, is being real or is she being? She
Speaker 1: out the front already? I don't know. You've ruined my brain, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: It's ruined the X for me.
Speaker 1: We've fucked the X.
Speaker 2: You fucked my ex you're listening to Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Got something on your mind? Put up at a couple
Speaker 1: of Mitchell's on Instagram to get yourself on the shoe.
Speaker 1: You've also probably noticed today that price keeper Jenna is
Speaker 1: not here. She's actually it was her decision not to
Speaker 1: show up, right Mitch.
Speaker 2: Yep, she said that she was sick and I thought
Speaker 2: so away Darling where soldier? But that's okay. She's She's
Speaker 2: still on. Judy. If you get on the show for
Speaker 2: an Is it just you? She will still give you
Speaker 2: a prize, so make sure you hit it up. Who
Speaker 2: we've got on the line today.
Speaker 1: We have Charles. He's on the line. Hello, Charles, Welcome
Speaker 1: to the shower dog Golla, very god. That makes me
Speaker 1: realize how sick I am when I normally I'm the
Speaker 1: one yelling and screaming. But Charles, you.
Speaker 2: Other people having energy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're heavy lifting. How are you where? You're at work?
Speaker 3: I know right, yes, I'm at work.
Speaker 2: What do you do, Darlin?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm at UNI, but I work in a garden center.
Speaker 1: A garden center like a flower power, like a flower
Speaker 1: power but more, think think more.
Speaker 3: I g a an I G a version of flower power.
Speaker 1: Who the fuck has gardens? Charles? Well? Wealthy white Charlie, Charlie.
Speaker 1: What did I say, Charles, Charles, I'm sick, Charlie. Give
Speaker 1: me all right, Bradley can now I want to ask this,
Speaker 1: do you have any other ki and tell in this
Speaker 1: garden center that you claim exists other and it buttros
Speaker 1: and other white wealthy ones.
Speaker 3: It's literally butts, that's it. But you literally hit the
Speaker 3: nail on the head.
Speaker 2: Now, people in our world don't garden. You know, we
Speaker 2: live in apartments and ship but obviously people there's enough
Speaker 2: people that garden to warrant Chuck having a job.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Sometimes there'll be the occasional like teenager, I'm like, what
Speaker 5: are you doing here?
Speaker 3: Like you don't belong You're not like.
Speaker 1: Seventy good point, Chang.
Speaker 3: All right. I'm from the Northern Beaches too, so it's
Speaker 3: like all the rich women.
Speaker 2: Oh, where about them the beaches? Are you, darling?
Speaker 5: I'm in like, yeah, do why like Chroma Oh my god,
Speaker 5: you probably.
Speaker 1: The Teacher's Pet podcast area. Yes, god, yes, you're not
Speaker 1: complicit in the killing of Lyn Dawson. I'm so into
Speaker 1: that podcast at the moment Chris Dawson was just changed.
Speaker 5: Oh I know, and you know where it happened Chroma High.
Speaker 5: I live like two streets now, you're.
Speaker 1: Joke where it happens.
Speaker 2: I know. That's chilling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he's not there anymore. That's pretty bloody, creepy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's chilly.
Speaker 1: Mitch says his evapes. All right, let's go.
Speaker 2: That's my diffuse.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm still not convinced it looks like you're vaping, Mitch.
Speaker 3: Mis I thought you were trying to quit the vapes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not vaping right now.
Speaker 1: Brad's gonna take you in and hit us with you.
Speaker 1: Is it just you?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Can you not live without your tongue scraper?
Speaker 2: Wait? They exited it. Yeah, you're absolutely.
Speaker 3: Joking every single morning, every single night.
Speaker 1: What's a tongue scraper? I don't know.
Speaker 2: They're a religious teethelf explanatory, Mitch.
Speaker 5: It's like this little bit of metal with two holders
Speaker 5: and you scrape it and it gets all the gunk
Speaker 5: off your tongue.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, life changing.
Speaker 2: Fuck off because I have to use other contraptions to
Speaker 2: get rid of the gunk on the tongue. It bothers
Speaker 2: me a lot. I just use like teeth flowers or
Speaker 2: other random things. I need to get one.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it will change your life.
Speaker 1: Wait tell me, Charlie. So do you do it after
Speaker 1: you brush or is it a before brush thing? No?
Speaker 5: So I'll brush the teeth first and then I'll brush
Speaker 5: my tongue a little.
Speaker 3: Bit and then I'll scrape it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, if you do the teeth brushing bitter thing,
Speaker 2: a tongue scrape and then a bit of mouth washed
Speaker 2: to top it off. Oh my god, you'll feel fresh.
Speaker 5: It's beautiful wait chemistry, and then it hurts to drink
Speaker 5: water after.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. You know when you're like,
Speaker 1: I use as little pixtures, which I feel like. We
Speaker 1: discussed this a couple of weeks ago, Little Minnie. They're
Speaker 1: like baby pipe cleaners, and you put them between your teeth,
Speaker 1: and sometimes when my teeth like, oh my god, they're
Speaker 1: like bleed a little. I no, bleeding is not, but
Speaker 1: when there's a bit of blood, I go, yeah, I
Speaker 1: got the gunk right out.
Speaker 2: No, my dentist said to push through when it starts
Speaker 2: to bleed. You've got to do it more often. And
Speaker 2: then eventually, after a week or so, it stops bleeding.
Speaker 2: And I did that and I no longer have any
Speaker 2: gun bleeding. So yeah, really shoving that Christmas tree up there.
Speaker 1: We've all got good teeth. I don't know about you, Charlie,
Speaker 1: but I'm assuming you've got good jumpers if you're a tongue.
Speaker 3: I actually I was blessed. I was born with perfect teeth.
Speaker 3: Never braces in there straighter than me. I'm very good.
Speaker 1: Tickets on yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm literally ordering a tongue scraper right now, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: The one that I just found is rose Gold. It's
Speaker 1: very you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm looking at Amazon and I'm like, shit, where
Speaker 2: have they've been all my life?
Speaker 3: Do you want me to send you?
Speaker 5: I already sent you a message about how sad I
Speaker 5: was about you leaving Tush Charlie, so I'm probably in
Speaker 5: your DMS already.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But I can send you a photo of the one
Speaker 3: that I got.
Speaker 2: No, I don't really want to see a used one,
Speaker 2: but thanks Anny.
Speaker 1: That's a bit gross, Charlie.
Speaker 3: I used one, the one I bought.
Speaker 1: Yeah, send it through, Darling, Charlie, Charlie, would you buy
Speaker 1: Is it just me branded a tongue cleaners? If we mark?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, yes, yeah, okay, oh yeah mate, it's
Speaker 5: of course.
Speaker 1: You know, if you ever wanted one of the mitches
Speaker 1: to suck the gunk off your tongue, now's your chance.
Speaker 1: I don't know, there's something in it, there's something in that.
Speaker 1: Thank you Charlie for coming on the show. Enjoy your
Speaker 1: shift at Flower Goods.
Speaker 2: Don't forget to hit up Jennifer your prize, Chuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hit up Jennifer your prize and we'll give you
Speaker 1: something fun, Okay, thanks for coming on town on he's gone,
Speaker 1: got ready here?
Speaker 2: Did you know said he would only speak to me
Speaker 2: if you repeated what I said?
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, Well he was clearly a you fan. He'd
Speaker 1: come from trash Allan. Be sure if we could hear
Speaker 1: me properly anyway, that's fine, No, he could hear you
Speaker 1: know what, I will admit this, Mitch. I had one
Speaker 1: message this week saying hi, And you know it takes
Speaker 1: a big man to admit he's been wrong. Someone said Hi,
Speaker 1: I found you from Coombs being on trash Alley, and
Speaker 1: then he left and then I've come to IGYM and
Speaker 1: I love you and I love the show and I'm
Speaker 1: glad I found you.
Speaker 2: So that's nice.
Speaker 1: All the things that I've said, and you having multiple
Speaker 1: podcasts and which is your favorite and the right the
Speaker 1: fake rivalry that I've created in my head, it's all wrong.
Speaker 2: No, there's no rivalry whatsoever.
Speaker 1: How are you feeling after your trash Alley retirement. You're
Speaker 1: feeling good?
Speaker 2: Well, it's a bit shit that I'm sick, and my
Speaker 2: first week of having more time on my hands, I've
Speaker 2: basically just spent in bed watching real Hardwives of Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Oh what a trashy show that is. But I can't stop.
Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't tried because I know I'll get hooked.
Speaker 1: I've seen Sydney, but I've never done Melbourne, but I
Speaker 1: might do it next.
Speaker 2: I've only watched one episode of Sydney. I love that.
Speaker 2: I've got care because they were too gross and like
Speaker 2: two Feral, which totally checks out after watching one episode.
Speaker 2: But I've only just started watching Real house Buys of Melbourne.
Speaker 2: I started from season four. Oh God, it's just so
Speaker 2: petty and mind numbing, but I can't stop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I get hooked. I'm on Beverly Hills and
Speaker 1: I'm about to do Salt Lake City. I love the
Speaker 1: Real Housewives. I think Jenna would be a fantastic could
Speaker 1: addition to the Real Housewives franchise, don't you think? No,
Speaker 1: she's just so anti dam she'd be amazing. They wouldn't.
Speaker 2: She wouldn't have what it takes to Actually, she'd be
Speaker 2: good at bitching about them behind their back, but she
Speaker 2: wouldn't have what it takes to, you know, do the
Speaker 2: confronting each other, all that fighting and cattiness that goes on.
Speaker 1: She'd enable them all to you look gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Sorry, my cat's knocking on the door, and I'd just
Speaker 2: duck off for a sec.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you go get that. I'll do the plang guys.
Speaker 2: If you I'm a busy working mum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, goga. If you want to get on the show,
Speaker 1: hit us up a couple of miches on Instagram, send
Speaker 1: us a didym and we'll get you on the show
Speaker 1: and you can win yourself a prize. Mitch's dealing with
Speaker 1: his cat. I'm gonna have a bite of my because
Speaker 1: it's been sitting here since we started the show.
Speaker 2: So I wanted to try something a little bit different today.
Speaker 2: It's a new segment that I'm calling Sense of Day.
Speaker 2: Oh I hear that term thrown around a lot in
Speaker 2: our industry, don't you sood?
Speaker 1: Sense of day? Yeah, explain what it is for people
Speaker 1: who don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh well, in the context of radio, they'd be like, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: what's the sense of day? What are people talking about?
Speaker 2: You know, what's what's the headline news or whatever? Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, it's Father's Day coming up. We need to
Speaker 2: seize because that's the sense of day whatever. And so
Speaker 2: one of the sources that we used to use a
Speaker 2: lot for that was Days of the Year dot com
Speaker 2: and I often go in there just to like hate
Speaker 2: visit because it's sometimes interesting, but it's also fucking ridiculous,
Speaker 2: Like there is a day for everything.
Speaker 1: What Days of the year dot com?
Speaker 2: You go have a look yourself right now and just
Speaker 2: like have a little brows. But it's basically like every
Speaker 2: single ridiculous international holiday. You can think of International whipped
Speaker 2: Cream Appreciation Day or like International high five your neighbor Day.
Speaker 2: There's just a day for fucking everything, and you can
Speaker 2: go on the calendar find out what the day today.
Speaker 1: This is apt for me National Chicken Boy Day.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a man dressed as a rooster, which is
Speaker 1: how I got my start in the entertainment bees. I
Speaker 1: dressed up as a rooster for Kyle and Jackie. Oh
Speaker 1: this is so bizarre.
Speaker 2: Okay, well just you wait because I was kind of,
Speaker 2: like I said, I hate visit this website. I kind
Speaker 2: of mock it because it's ridiculous. But yeah, I jumped
Speaker 2: forward to Monday, the fifth of September, which is the
Speaker 2: day that this episode drops smart and oh my god,
Speaker 2: I feel like Monday the fifth is your day. Not
Speaker 2: only that but September is your month altogether. It was
Speaker 2: all so apt for you. Okay, So Monday, the fifth
Speaker 2: of September is International be Late for Something Day. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: you've been celebrating all year round. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say that's the three hundred and sixty
Speaker 1: five day celebration for me. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like that, yes exactly. And so people can celebrate
Speaker 2: International be Late for Something Day by taking some time
Speaker 2: for yourself and allowing yourself to be late for something,
Speaker 2: but you have to make sure that it's not something detrimental.
Speaker 2: If you see a small shop on your way to
Speaker 2: your destination that catches your fancy, pop in and see
Speaker 2: what they have and make no apology for it, that's
Speaker 2: the vibe.
Speaker 1: So it's like go slow day, Yes, smell the roses.
Speaker 2: Yes, it sounds like a bit of a mental health day.
Speaker 2: But also what made me think of you is the
Speaker 2: fact that it's cheese pizza Day. When don we on
Speaker 2: Monday get out just Monday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh I'll have to celebrate, I'll have to.
Speaker 2: You're better. But also, while I do appreciate pizza with
Speaker 2: all the bells and whistles, a good cheese pizza really
Speaker 2: does hit the clip sometimes.
Speaker 1: Oh, I completely agree. I mean, just like it makes
Speaker 1: me scratch my clip to be honest when I think
Speaker 1: about the best National Cheese pizza.
Speaker 2: But this is where it gets weird. The month of
Speaker 2: September is also Kiari Malformation Awareness months.
Speaker 1: It is I did know that.
Speaker 2: Yes, well there you go, go on make us aware.
Speaker 1: All right? Oh my god, look at you. Kiarum malformation
Speaker 1: is the brain condition that I that I suffer from
Speaker 1: that gives me severe mygrain, severe memory loss, brain fog,
Speaker 1: many other things. Kiarum malformation affects very few people. It's
Speaker 1: where the there's sarahbellum, which is the base of the brain.
Speaker 1: Here I'm pointing it. Don't fall asleep, Mitchell, at the
Speaker 1: back of the brain falls into the spinal canal. Essentially,
Speaker 1: my brain is being crushed by my spinal cord and
Speaker 1: I have to get brain surgery at some point in
Speaker 1: my life to directify it. But at the moment, I'm
Speaker 1: pushing through. And yeah, the month of September. Because I
Speaker 1: get dms from the Kiari Facebook group that I'm in,
Speaker 1: They go, Hi, mich we'd love if you could bring
Speaker 1: awareness to Kiari on your radio show.
Speaker 2: Oh God, they want you to be the poster boy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Kiari dot com dottor. He wants me
Speaker 1: to be the face of the brain. I said, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to do it. Guys. Sorry, no, I'm not
Speaker 1: into it. I don't want to be the face of
Speaker 1: a brain illness where the brain is being crushed by
Speaker 1: the spinal cord. There's nothing glamorous about that.
Speaker 2: There's also nothing shameful about that.
Speaker 1: No, I know, but I just don't think I want
Speaker 1: to be the face of it. Maybe one day down
Speaker 1: the track, when I've got the mental capacity to go
Speaker 1: out there in campaign. You know what I actually have thought.
Speaker 1: If you know, when they do like those reality shows
Speaker 1: where they get you know, public figures on and they
Speaker 1: all represent a charity. My charity would be Kiari Malformation,
Speaker 1: and that's when I would support them.
Speaker 2: But not now that makes sense. There could be coining
Speaker 2: it for you though, because an ambassadorship is not an
Speaker 2: unpaid role.
Speaker 1: You're kidding me?
Speaker 2: Really, I never kid where do I sign?
Speaker 1: I didn't think I was making money. I thought I
Speaker 1: had to do appearances and you know, hug all the
Speaker 1: children with Kiari, and I didn't realize you got paid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you'd invoice them your appearance for me afterwards,
Speaker 2: Dirk get out.
Speaker 1: Oh that I'm solid.
Speaker 2: I'm gone, see God, I'm a good friend. And also
Speaker 2: it happens to be friendship months.
Speaker 1: Oh perfect for us. In September, what a big month.
Speaker 2: And it's also Happy Cat Month. What a shame, I've
Speaker 2: got a bitch on my hand.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: On my birthday on the thirtieth, it is International Ask
Speaker 1: a Stupid Question Day. It's also Save the Koala Day
Speaker 1: and National Extra Virgin Olive Oil Day on my birthday.
Speaker 2: So you know, what the fuck does that mean? Extra
Speaker 2: Virgin Olive Oil Day.
Speaker 1: It says, you know, treat yourself and go to an
Speaker 1: olive oil tasting try a few kinds, or go out
Speaker 1: of your comfort zone and get a deeper, darker extra
Speaker 1: virgin olive oil. What does that even mean?
Speaker 2: Well, that's the other thing I mentioned before when we
Speaker 2: were talking about pepper. That's the other thing that I
Speaker 2: just have to add in fucking droves to every recipe.
Speaker 2: All the steps are like with a tablespoon of olive
Speaker 2: oil and then season with salt and pepper. Now I've
Speaker 2: got enough olive oil in my life. I think I've
Speaker 2: got too much of anything.
Speaker 1: I go through so much olive oil and I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is, but it might be discrimination. But
Speaker 1: I would not touch vegetable oil with a ten foot pile.
Speaker 1: That shit's disgusting.
Speaker 2: It doesn't really have a taste.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but like the fact that's vegetable oil,
Speaker 1: like like the olive oil tang, you know. And I
Speaker 1: for one, will be celebrating on September.
Speaker 2: Thirty, National Carousel Day. What the fuck? Hot fudge, Sunday Day,
Speaker 2: thread the needle Day. This is all my birthday, Wine
Speaker 2: and Cheese Day, Okay. Picnic month, picnic mut Why does
Speaker 2: picnics get a whole month bank account bonus month?
Speaker 1: Oh? Always weird? Oh old Mitchell. Oh yeah, it's National
Speaker 1: horse Radish Month.
Speaker 2: Oh yuck. They are pierotrod.
Speaker 1: I actually have horse radish on this sandwich. True story. Yuck.
Speaker 1: Why I love it? I love horse radish. I'm Dutch,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm a Dutch blood.
Speaker 2: I had horse radish in a smoothie once. I've never
Speaker 2: forgotten it. It was horrible.
Speaker 1: Smoothie, Mitchell. It's savory. You don't put it in smoothies.
Speaker 2: I know. I was doing like a smoothie challenge different
Speaker 2: recipe every day, and I've done them all in order,
Speaker 2: and I got to that one. I'm like, well, I
Speaker 2: can't skip one. I'm doing a challenge, and I fucking
Speaker 2: it was rancid.
Speaker 1: It's hot, it's like mustard.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was.
Speaker 1: I'm aware anyway, Oh, I forgot. We should have been celebrating.
Speaker 1: It's a National Cell Phone Courtesy Month.
Speaker 2: What does that mean?
Speaker 1: We all know the situation being subjected to someone else's
Speaker 1: conversation while in a public space speaking on a cell
Speaker 1: phone makes some of us forget our manners. Celebrate National
Speaker 1: Cell Phone Courtesy Day by following these tips.
Speaker 2: No, I would never do that.
Speaker 1: I hate that.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I've always haard this weird thing
Speaker 2: where I just hate being evestopped on, like when I'm
Speaker 2: making a phone call. Even sometimes I leave the apartment
Speaker 2: if Jordan's home, because I'm like, even though I know
Speaker 2: he's not actively eavesdropping and he's got his own business
Speaker 2: to deal with, I'm just like, I'll go for a
Speaker 2: walk and make this phone call. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: It's always been a weird thing of mine.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. I'm not a complete opposite. I couldn't
Speaker 1: care less. I try to get like one hundred things
Speaker 1: done at once. So I've got my phone wedged under
Speaker 1: my ear, like against my shoulder, and I'm talking in
Speaker 1: the middle of the grocery store.
Speaker 2: I fucking hate people like you, those people in a
Speaker 2: really quiet office that just go hall like, I'm good, buddy,
Speaker 2: how are you?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah to me, I can't believe all these all
Speaker 1: these days, to be honest.
Speaker 2: But do you know what I mean when I say that,
Speaker 2: it just feels like September is your month? All of
Speaker 2: those things were so perfect for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it really does, doesn't it.
Speaker 2: We should look at your horoscope actually for the month ahead.
Speaker 1: Okay, can you get it up?
Speaker 2: Because I'm saying now at the start of a new
Speaker 2: month and the start of a new season, oh, this
Speaker 2: is going to be your month. I could be fucking
Speaker 2: way off.
Speaker 1: Hold on, so are you going to read my horoscope? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Hold on, yeah, I'm just going to get you some
Speaker 1: horoscope music.
Speaker 2: All right, then, apparently it's time for you to rest.
Speaker 2: You might be feeling more shy than usual and craving
Speaker 2: a private getaway with a lover.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, I most definitely am.
Speaker 2: As I said that you were yawning. So there you go.
Speaker 2: Maybe exhausted.
Speaker 1: I got a sandwich facing me that I can't even eat,
Speaker 1: and I need some time. I'm actually and I'm sick
Speaker 1: at the moment. That is perfect.
Speaker 2: Have a body of sandwich and I'll finish reading this. Okay, girl,
Speaker 2: Libras are famously stylish, but you might not be in
Speaker 2: the mood to show off or be flashy at this time.
Speaker 2: Mercury retrograde begins.
Speaker 1: What no we mess back? Ah?
Speaker 2: Fuck? Oh no, this is going to be a horrible month. No,
Speaker 2: I was wrong. I was wrong. Mercury retrograde begins on
Speaker 2: September nine. This may find you rethinking the decisions and
Speaker 2: discussions you've seen. Mercury retrograde ends on October two. Oh
Speaker 2: that's so long.
Speaker 1: It's a long and three weeks.
Speaker 2: You know how I feel about mercury retrograde. It fucks
Speaker 2: me up every time. During this time, things move more
Speaker 2: slowly than you usual. Mercury retrogade is famous for delays
Speaker 2: and misunderstandings, impacting technology schedules and day to day emotions.
Speaker 1: Fuck me, wait, but this was only my This is
Speaker 1: my personal mercury. You're not experiencing this right, it's just felibras.
Speaker 2: No, that'll that'll impact everyone. It was just giving you
Speaker 2: a heads up. I think that was more of a
Speaker 2: generic bit.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that's devastating news.
Speaker 1: And during Kiari awareness months.
Speaker 2: How rude, how discombobulating. All right, I'm going to mine. Actually,
Speaker 2: where's my man?
Speaker 1: Check yours?
Speaker 2: LEO monthly. Where's the music?
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, music's on.
Speaker 2: Back to reality, Leo. September is one of your most
Speaker 2: practical and productive months.
Speaker 1: Oh good.
Speaker 2: Avoid signing contracts if you can, and triple check the
Speaker 2: fine print. While you're at it. Your love life will
Speaker 2: see you torn between keeping things loose or making it official. Wow,
Speaker 2: well that's Apple trama, no comment. Keep drama to a
Speaker 2: minimum by being authentic about where you're at instead of
Speaker 2: trying to be cool when something is actually bothering you,
Speaker 2: or by going along to get along.
Speaker 1: That's you anyway, to be honest.
Speaker 2: That's never been a problem for me. Yeah, wow, okay, interesting?
Speaker 1: Is it officially?
Speaker 2: Stop it?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Sorry? Sorry?
Speaker 2: Anyway, moving on.
Speaker 1: If you want your horoscopes read on the show, give
Speaker 1: us advice. Imagine if we just became a podcast where
Speaker 1: we exclusively read people's horoscopes we don't even know, just listeners.
Speaker 2: No, we are not becoming that person. I'm not the
Speaker 2: psychic Mitchell Komb.
Speaker 1: True.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude shocks of young adults food?
Speaker 2: Anyway, I think we're done with this. That starked. I
Speaker 2: didn't like that segment. We won't be bringing back Sense
Speaker 2: of Day, But what can you do? I'm sick, I'm
Speaker 2: trying d I.
Speaker 1: Think Sense of Day needs to come back every week. No,
Speaker 1: god plaps, it can be a twelve monthly thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, Speaking of which, before we get out of here,
Speaker 2: isn't it almost time for our annual Moderator gay?
Speaker 1: Yes? Oh my god? Yeah, true, it's almost the end
Speaker 1: of the year. Yeah, I think it is.
Speaker 2: What's going to happen because I remember I was working
Speaker 2: from home when we did Moderator games last time during Lockdown,
Speaker 2: and I came back to the studio for your birthday,
Speaker 2: So it'd have to be close.
Speaker 1: Which is the end of the month. All right? Do
Speaker 1: you think we should officially as of this week open
Speaker 1: up applications for the Moderator game?
Speaker 2: I don't know you ran this last time. What do
Speaker 2: we do? We have to sack our current moderators.
Speaker 1: Let's sound the horn. Hold on, there we go the
Speaker 1: official Moderator games about Game on Moles, Game on Bitches.
Speaker 1: So the Moderator games if you knew here, because we've
Speaker 1: got a whole bunch of new listeners since we did
Speaker 1: this year ago. Our Facebook group Endurant Idiots. If you're
Speaker 1: not part of it, I mean, you're only getting half
Speaker 1: the show. Really, if you're not listening on Endurant Idiots.
Speaker 1: We need moderators because Mitch and I are very, very
Speaker 1: wealthy and busy, so we can't moderate our own Facebook group.
Speaker 1: So we have moderators.
Speaker 2: And there's so much filth in there.
Speaker 1: It actually is disgusting some of the shit that gets
Speaker 1: supposed in there. I love you all, but you know,
Speaker 1: clean your act up please. Our moderators essentially moderate the group.
Speaker 1: It's a completely unpaid role, but there is a prize
Speaker 1: in it for you, and yeah.
Speaker 2: People compete for that role. It's really weird. We put
Speaker 2: them through rigorous tasks that to book guests for the
Speaker 2: show and do all this sufferers in order to earn
Speaker 2: an unpaid job. It was very bizarre, but it worked.
Speaker 2: And so what do we have to do? Are we're
Speaker 2: gonna pit other people up against our current moderators.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Mitch, I actually think the more the merrier.
Speaker 1: I think if you become a moderator, it's like the
Speaker 1: US Supreme Court, you have a job for life, if
Speaker 1: you're inducted into the Hall of Fame. I don't think
Speaker 1: there's a bad thing having more more moderators than less.
Speaker 1: It's just more eyeballs to watch out for the terrible posts.
Speaker 2: Well, then what's the point of doing it? Then if
Speaker 2: there's no competition element?
Speaker 1: Oh no, this competition we only take in two a year.
Speaker 1: We only taking two people a year to the moderator
Speaker 1: role because then the moderators can go get lunch every
Speaker 1: year and they can work out a roster. Of course,
Speaker 1: I will will really push home. It's not a paid role,
Speaker 1: but they can work out times and hours and you know, no.
Speaker 2: I think it should be like a school captain. You know,
Speaker 2: you can't just keep the captains. You've done your year
Speaker 2: in our fuck off?
Speaker 1: Okay, can current moderators apply again or do they have
Speaker 1: to wait one year to cool off?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, they can apply, but they have to try really
Speaker 1: fucking hard in the games to win okay, I agree.
Speaker 1: All right, Officially, if you're a moderator, your time is nine.
Speaker 1: We're officially opening applications for the moderator games. It is
Speaker 1: a quiz, I will say, it's a pop quiz. It's
Speaker 1: on an episode. You come on the show live and
Speaker 1: it is the best. It's the person who gets the
Speaker 1: most answers in the quiz and we take two moderators
Speaker 1: out of it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think there was two rounds last time. It was
Speaker 2: like we narrowed down to the top two with the
Speaker 2: quiz and then the next thing with a task that
Speaker 2: to book a guest.
Speaker 1: Yes, when we had that weird heavy metal person, that
Speaker 1: was terrifying. But I think you had a Simone from
Speaker 1: Drag Race down Under. Yeah, that was Callum. He did
Speaker 1: very well. All right, if you want to apply to
Speaker 1: be our moderator, slide into the DMS at couple of inches.
Speaker 1: Let us know and we will get the ball rolling.
Speaker 2: One of you moderators manages to book Dido. You've got
Speaker 2: the fucking job for life. Amen, Sis, you're gonna have
Speaker 2: Mitch Cheery's job if.
Speaker 1: They get Ditoh yeah, I'll retire. Yeah messages and we'll
Speaker 1: get you in for the Moderator games coming very soon,
Speaker 1: game on.
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Speaker 1: They're so gorgeous those mugs, aren't they.
Speaker 2: I do quite like them. They're my favorite so far.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got so someone sent me a message and
Speaker 1: they said, can I put it in the dishwasher? And
Speaker 1: we said this last time, Mitchell invested hundreds of dollars
Speaker 1: in this pen that is like liquid paint and if
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Speaker 1: So I felt like.
Speaker 2: I was doing my own little backyard science over here.
Speaker 2: I would fucking sign and mugs with different texts, putting
Speaker 2: them in the wash to test which one was best.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, getting me the finale too early? A couple
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Speaker 2: Is it just me?
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Speaker 1: hit follow on your podcast up.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 2: the end, we pretend the show is done, and then
Speaker 2: we keep chatting. Oh I need to sneeze, can you tell?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mitch, I am. Because we're doing this from home,
Speaker 1: it's gone. I've got my new my new home setup,
Speaker 1: so I can. I can put different voice things on. So,
Speaker 1: because Jenna's not here, we might need female perspective.
Speaker 2: So because I sound so rustic, we might need this.
Speaker 4: It's a voice changer, so I sound like Jenna whatever.
Speaker 2: You sound like me normally.
Speaker 1: This is a bit Mikes.
Speaker 4: Your caves, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Hi, everyone, be a bit more boken about it.
Speaker 4: Oh my cat, No, No, what if I deepen my voice,
Speaker 4: I could be.
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Oh that is creepy. I reckon. If you spoke normally,
Speaker 2: i'd be able to like that doesn't disguise your voice much.
Speaker 2: I will make it anonymous. I'd still recognize you.
Speaker 1: I reckon, Really, this is you? Know that it's me?
Speaker 2: Yeah, talk normally like you're like forward announcing the podcast.
Speaker 1: Okay, hi everyone, welcome to the show coming on today.
Speaker 1: This is just you so we.
Speaker 2: Actually, no, that doesn't sound like you. You're right, turn
Speaker 2: it off. It's annoying. Sorry, oh god, it's not fun.
Speaker 1: Mitchell's face.
Speaker 2: It's not going to be one of those A to
Speaker 2: D brief says that where you're just playing sound effects
Speaker 2: at me.
Speaker 1: Oh, don't make it bring the vibe down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no that I think that was quite a shit
Speaker 2: episode on our part. But we're sick. So what can
Speaker 2: you do? You know, at least here we could have
Speaker 2: just done no episode. Yeah, I love how me I'm
Speaker 2: getting defensive when no one said anything, I'm like yelling
Speaker 2: being grateful.
Speaker 1: Also, we give you free, great quality episodes every week,
Speaker 1: so this we were allowed to have one sick episode. Guys,
Speaker 1: we almost didn't do one, so this is a we
Speaker 1: could have. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was going to say I lost my voice,
Speaker 2: but then I'm like, no, it's coming back. It's it's
Speaker 2: good enough to actually have a conversation now.
Speaker 1: So it truly is like I mean the pit. A
Speaker 1: lot of people have this as well. I got this
Speaker 1: from Laura Burne, who I do a radio show with,
Speaker 1: and she.
Speaker 2: And I got it from. Yeah, you didn't fucking dettol
Speaker 2: White the studio after she was there, did you? Because
Speaker 2: that's that's where I got sick. I got sick after
Speaker 2: recording with you last week. There's did some serious hygiene
Speaker 2: issues in that studio.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. You know I got sent SCons by
Speaker 1: farmer wants a wife to eat and talk about on
Speaker 1: my radio show and kind of ate them and they
Speaker 1: were mine?
Speaker 2: Did he?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And that really upset me because scones are my
Speaker 1: favorite food.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how good is SCons? They're really easy to make too.
Speaker 2: I might make some scones.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you want a little scon hack lemonade SCons?
Speaker 1: Let me give you some. Let me give you some
Speaker 1: scon hack music scones. Only you can see Mitchell's phase. Everybody,
Speaker 1: Oh wow, this isn't really scones. This is more carbonara.
Speaker 1: If you are a bit lazy, you can just add
Speaker 1: lemonade to the scone mix.
Speaker 2: I said that before you even played the music. You
Speaker 2: said you want to know what's gone hack, and I
Speaker 2: said lemonade? So all about Yes, I had the information, darling.
Speaker 1: How sad? Yeah, my Nn told me that you put lemonade.
Speaker 1: And I remember once we were cooking them and she
Speaker 1: put lucas Aid in and she goes, it's basically the
Speaker 1: same thing, and they taste it awful. It wasn't the
Speaker 1: same thing, Lucas aid. It's like a hydral It's fizzy
Speaker 1: hydra light drink. It's like a power ray with fizzy
Speaker 1: in it. I used to have it when I had
Speaker 1: sick days. Lucas aid. It was so yummy.
Speaker 2: I've never even heard of that.
Speaker 1: You're kidding, lucasaid, is the tiss It's like original Baraka?
Speaker 2: Do you reckon? I can get a scone on Ubery.
Speaker 2: I'm really graving him now.
Speaker 1: Fuck, I could make some Well that's not helpful. I'm
Speaker 1: going to go on Uberas and check.
Speaker 2: I'm typing in scone. It's ubery Baker's Delight.
Speaker 1: Fuck off? Maybe, Oh, can you send me some?
Speaker 2: You can get your own, bitch.
Speaker 1: Can we put it on a kideo because we're recording?
Speaker 2: Oh no?
Speaker 3: What uh?
Speaker 1: What's wrong?
Speaker 2: The scones are full of shit? I just want a
Speaker 2: normal scone with jam. It's full of like raisins and
Speaker 2: all that. Fuck you Baker's Delight.
Speaker 1: I'm on Baker's Delight in my area too. Oh Baker's
Speaker 1: that's a little oh a bit of bread with a
Speaker 1: little sausage in it. That's horrific.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, A berry and white chocolate scone. I'll
Speaker 2: settle for that.
Speaker 1: They're really good. They're my net's favorites. Oh, you're right,
Speaker 1: scon Why don't they have original scones? That seems like blasphemy.
Speaker 2: That's fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: I mitch on my one. If you click berry, if
Speaker 1: you click the four pack, you can choose original. Oh
Speaker 1: don't really need four though, I've got original chokmud berry
Speaker 1: and white chok or date or I do like a
Speaker 1: date scon I'm going to order them. Holy shit, are
Speaker 1: we both ordering four packs of scones to our houses
Speaker 1: that we live in separately?
Speaker 2: I give myself permission to comfort eat when I'm a
Speaker 2: little bit ill.
Speaker 1: Wait, do you have cream jam? Because they're not the
Speaker 1: same without it?
Speaker 2: Oh, I assume that was one of the options.
Speaker 1: Now Baker's Delight aren't going to include the condiments.
Speaker 2: Dogs, honestly, dogs. Maybe I should go all out and
Speaker 2: get a.
Speaker 1: Six pack chemist to you have skun?
Speaker 2: No? No, my local one doesn't even have the other options.
Speaker 2: That just has berry and white chocolate or dates.
Speaker 1: What's the point?
Speaker 2: I'd rather be dead.
Speaker 1: Also, if you're gonna do it, you're gonna want to
Speaker 1: have clotted cream and everything. So I reckon, I reckon
Speaker 1: leave it. Also, I have an olive mortadella horseradish and
Speaker 1: provolon and cheese sub here, which is absolutely heavenly of what? Sorry,
Speaker 1: a whole olive on this?
Speaker 2: Look?
Speaker 1: Who's said that it's a whole olive?
Speaker 2: I actually can't see it because I've I've minimized you.
Speaker 2: I'm getting miss gone. Did you think I was kidding
Speaker 2: about that?
Speaker 1: Did you order?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is that for?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Just too. I haven't had lunch or anything, so I'm
Speaker 2: a growing boy. How much was delivery I paid for Priority?
Speaker 1: Last week? Our episode was unhinged this week. We're not
Speaker 1: putting in any effort.
Speaker 2: I don't remember our episode being chaotic last week. I
Speaker 2: always just assume, no, oh, do you know what happened
Speaker 2: last week? Actually, I'll share this with the idiots. I
Speaker 2: had to say to Mitch after the episode. I was like,
Speaker 2: can we try and ensure that we don't record episodes
Speaker 2: after I've just been to therapy because I just get
Speaker 2: emotionally drained. And I think that's why I was so
Speaker 2: short tempered with you last week. You were mad at
Speaker 2: me when I was like, oh, stop fucking fibbing lying.
Speaker 2: Not that I ever find that funny, but I was
Speaker 2: just particularly testy every time I leave therapy, I'm emotionally drained.
Speaker 1: You were very upset with me last week.
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't upset. I was quite nice about it. Actually,
Speaker 2: I said, by the way, can we not after Patrick?
Speaker 2: And you were like, oh yeah, fine.
Speaker 1: Oh I mean that, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, no, No,
Speaker 1: we sawt of that easily.
Speaker 2: There you go again, fucking embellishing. He was very upset
Speaker 2: last week. I really wasn't. I'm pretty upset now that
Speaker 2: I got sick from being there, though, I.
Speaker 1: Can't fucking believe oh, I'm ordering the play, but I
Speaker 1: don't know. Can I come to your house and get
Speaker 1: some jam?
Speaker 2: I don't have JAM.
Speaker 1: I wonder if Hayden's out there and he can check
Speaker 1: for jam.
Speaker 2: You know what I've noticed about going to therapy appointments.
Speaker 2: Every time I'm sitting there in the waiting room, Patrick
Speaker 2: comes out of his office and there's a big hallway
Speaker 2: and he's like Mitchell, and I'm like, yep, I'm next.
Speaker 2: I get up, and as I'm walking down the hallway,
Speaker 2: he just makes more talk and goes, so, how are you?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, that's a very fucking loaded question to
Speaker 2: ask me when I'm on my way to a therapy
Speaker 2: appointment and I'm not in the room yet. Imagine if
Speaker 2: someone just started crying in the fucking hallway because he
Speaker 2: asked how are you? I actually told him that and
Speaker 2: he goes. I think most people when they they say
Speaker 2: yeah good, they come in and sit down and go. Now.
Speaker 2: This is how I'm actually feeling.
Speaker 1: Sorry. He didn't bore me. I just had a big yawn.
Speaker 2: You haven't said anything back to what I've said, Yeah,
Speaker 2: nothing to say, oh good. It was a real conversation.
Speaker 2: Cold a sack from me, wasn't it? Sorry about that conversation,
Speaker 2: cold a sack. I'm not killing it in this episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not feeling it either, But that's all right.
Speaker 1: We've done one hundred and eighteen episodes where we fell.
Speaker 1: We can do one where we don't feel it.
Speaker 2: Do you know What's fabulous? And I'm very smug about this.
Speaker 2: I've never had a day off this show, Yeah, any
Speaker 2: of my podcasts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Why are you smug about it?
Speaker 2: Because I don't know. I feel like I have a
Speaker 2: streak to keep up now, Like I can't possibly have
Speaker 2: anyone feeling for me because that'll be my first ever
Speaker 2: sick day from not my cup of tea, snitty committee,
Speaker 2: trat Ali. Is it just me? I've never had a
Speaker 2: day off or anyone feel in for me.
Speaker 1: I think you need to realize that no one else
Speaker 1: cares about that other than you. You can take a
Speaker 1: sick day and you can look after yourself.
Speaker 2: Nah, I'm here on fine.
Speaker 1: To be fair, I'm actually glad it's you because if
Speaker 1: if we got a guest host, I would have had
Speaker 1: to put effort in.
Speaker 2: Where if it's just Mitchell, fuck him. You've had two
Speaker 2: days off from this show. Now you've had Abby Chatfield
Speaker 2: feel in for you and all right, hey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you know rightly.
Speaker 2: So I say, did I tell you that some people guessed?
Speaker 2: I put a thing on Instagram saying who's going to
Speaker 2: be the new Mitchell on trash and a lot of
Speaker 2: people guessed you.
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like as if he would do that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I probably I don't have the time to
Speaker 1: do it, but that's weird. Why would you leave a podcast?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't even know what to say to that.
Speaker 2: I don't know the Mitches that it's interchangeable.
Speaker 1: We're definitely not. We offer very different things now.
Speaker 2: I offer looks, smarts, laughs, What do I offer?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Morale?
Speaker 1: Shut up morale.
Speaker 2: You've always been told you're good for morale. You're not
Speaker 2: doing much for mine. Today is quiet live, that's all right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, another a year. My morales at all time low
Speaker 1: as well. But I don't mind.
Speaker 2: Oh why is your morale so late? Because he didn't
Speaker 2: get any scones?
Speaker 1: Because I'm sick and I've got a sandwich in front
Speaker 1: of me that I can't eat now. The Artissy and Bakehouse,
Speaker 1: which is just around the corner from me, offer one
Speaker 1: get this. Tell me if you think this is this
Speaker 1: is just me on the fly, or is this over priced?
Speaker 1: Nineteen dollars for one scone with jam and cream.
Speaker 2: It'd want to be a pretty fucking hectic scone.
Speaker 1: They've got a stock photo of it, which always worries
Speaker 1: me because I hate that's actually another region on the
Speaker 1: fly when restaurants have stock images. No, thank you, I
Speaker 1: want real picks of that food.
Speaker 2: You should bring in that really exy scon and we
Speaker 2: see if it's worth it.
Speaker 1: Now the wait time is between one to seventy one,
Speaker 1: one hour to seventy minutes.
Speaker 2: Ah fuck my entire life. Amosh is on a bicycle.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, it's Rosalin. Huh, it's Rose. I'm interviewing Rosaline
Speaker 1: in fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Ah right, okay, well, are you just gonna do it?
Speaker 2: Or he asking me to leave?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, we have fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, Amosh is on his bike, and so you
Speaker 2: better fucking hurry up because it says he's fifteen minutes
Speaker 2: the way too.
Speaker 1: Ideed a message you and just go on your bike.
Speaker 2: Oh god, you know what phrase I hate the mums
Speaker 2: always used, get your skates on?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's a real mum phrase.
Speaker 2: Hey, what the fuck, just get a riggle on me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: True, my dad always uses spunk. He goes, God, she's
Speaker 1: spunky and like a dad. That makes me think of
Speaker 1: a cumshot.
Speaker 2: I would never have thought of that. It's a nice word.
Speaker 2: You're spunk.
Speaker 1: You spunk.
Speaker 2: It's so trash, it is so bad. Yeah. So, speaking
Speaker 2: of get a rigg along. At the therapy appointments the
Speaker 2: other day, he was like, oh, you like as a kid,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh, fuck, hated life basically, you know,
Speaker 2: I hated school friends were a bit nasty and toxic
Speaker 2: and whatever. And he was like, what about like in
Speaker 2: terms of being disciplined and stuff, And I said no,
Speaker 2: Dad was always literally dragging me out of bed fifteen
Speaker 2: minutes before I needed to be on the bus because
Speaker 2: I was always running late, just had no motivation whatever.
Speaker 2: And he goes, sounds like you had undiagnosed depression and
Speaker 2: ADHD even as a child. And I was like, oh good,
Speaker 2: oh god, that's just great. That just really shifts my
Speaker 2: perspective of all of my childhood mentry.
Speaker 1: Truly, thanks a lot for that. Yes, adding trauma to
Speaker 1: the one part of my life that actually has no.
Speaker 2: Trauma, undiagnosed ADHD that goes without saying, but the undiagnosed
Speaker 2: depression bit. I was like, Oh, that's fucking grim to
Speaker 2: think about it, isn't that.
Speaker 1: Why does that person get off telling you that?
Speaker 2: Well, I am paying him for that, so you know
Speaker 2: that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now we should also say that this episode is
Speaker 1: coming out on Father's Day. Shit, we didn't do anything
Speaker 1: for our fathers.
Speaker 2: I just it just didn't click because, like I always
Speaker 2: think of it as the new episode every Monday, so
Speaker 2: I think because most people listen on a Monday, but
Speaker 2: obviously we've got the early bird release on a Sunday
Speaker 2: night for people on Instagram Live because I always think, yep,
Speaker 2: Monday is the day it drops. But fuck, it didn't
Speaker 2: occur to me that Father's Day was happening.
Speaker 1: How can we reflect.
Speaker 2: In our sense of day that would have been a
Speaker 2: good sense of day.
Speaker 1: Hold on, we just went through a fucking page about
Speaker 1: national celebrations on this day, and we spoke about Olive
Speaker 1: Oil Day for thirty minutes. Yet the page neglected to
Speaker 1: tell us that on the day of the episode drops
Speaker 1: is Father's Day.
Speaker 2: No again, because I was looking at it on Monday
Speaker 2: because I was going off the official.
Speaker 1: Let me look and see because maybe it's you.
Speaker 2: We just drop it early on a Sunday night for
Speaker 2: anyone who wants to listen that, yeah, Monday is the
Speaker 2: day that we, you know, advertise that the episodes out.
Speaker 1: Father's Day doesn't even come up. It's Sepsis Awareness month.
Speaker 2: Father's Day must be a big deal in your fucking
Speaker 2: household because you love a family?
Speaker 1: Do National Chicken Month? What the fuck? Yeah? We love
Speaker 1: we love Father's Day. Oh, hanging with dad there, We
Speaker 1: do love a holiday. We just love to celebrate, you know,
Speaker 1: each other. There's so much love in the cheery household.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: It was cute when I met your dad a few
Speaker 2: weeks ago and he kept referring to your boyfriend is h.
Speaker 1: He does refer to Hayden his age. It's quite sweet.
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, Mitch and H And I'm like, oh, right,
Speaker 2: are you h them over for dinner?
Speaker 1: Eh?
Speaker 2: I've ate enough of this conversation. I H Radio. Listen
Speaker 2: to this podcast on the IH radio app or wherever
Speaker 2: you get your podcast. Listen to your eight content H
Speaker 2: is No, We're not doing this, are we? Oh? We're
Speaker 2: that delirious. I've got an H. Oh No, we've got
Speaker 2: the dumbest sense of H.
Speaker 1: We seriously do we're both going to H.
Speaker 2: You know what I found weird though, that he says H.
Speaker 2: I'm doing the right thing and saying eight. But your
Speaker 2: dad was actually calling Hayden H.
Speaker 1: Did you say H r H?
Speaker 2: He was saying H. And I'm thinking, Mark, I don't
Speaker 2: want to correct you, but yeah, man, don't correct him.
Speaker 1: He's giving my part. Man. No one calls him. No
Speaker 1: one called Hayden H. And then dad started it, and
Speaker 1: now even Hayden's mum calls him H. Whenever she messages me,
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, are you and H coming over today?
Speaker 1: And I how is it caught on? It's such a
Speaker 1: boring name. It's quite endearing, though.
Speaker 2: I actually like people just use the first letter of
Speaker 2: the first name. We've been robbed like it's a bit boring.
Speaker 2: You can't just call us M. Imagine if people with
Speaker 2: the name M actually just spelt it M, like M
Speaker 2: Russiano with M. Like sometimes you call Jenna J and
Speaker 2: I find that cute. You called del to gudrum D,
Speaker 2: which is raunchy. But anyway, and so we don't have
Speaker 2: that with m No, we don't.
Speaker 1: It doesn't. I don't think it sounds good because I
Speaker 1: think j could be j Y, like a man's name,
Speaker 1: like it actually also is a name like ms E
Speaker 1: m oh, So that negates my point.
Speaker 2: Actually, I just love confidently calling people the wrong name,
Speaker 2: like when you call a Genevieve and I've started calling
Speaker 2: Tim my trash. Ali replaced him and I call him Timberly.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I hope that catches on.
Speaker 1: I'll love a nickname. I'm all for nicknames.
Speaker 2: Genevieve, we don't even have a name that makes up
Speaker 2: a full thing, a full word, like you can't do
Speaker 2: much with Mitch Mitchella.
Speaker 1: I used to be called Mitchella. All the girls in
Speaker 1: high school that I went with that I thought I
Speaker 1: was in love with, would call me Mitchella.
Speaker 2: What instanment do you play in the orchestra?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: I play in Mitchello.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite pastor the local Italian? Oh? Mitchellinie. You
Speaker 1: know all week there's just been and Mitch that I
Speaker 1: can't scratch. Son of a Mitch. Mitch rhymes with a
Speaker 1: lot Mitch, Glitch, Ditch Sitch hitch Witch Mitching Hour. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's the Mitching Hour.
Speaker 2: My pronouns are h h shut up. Okay, So Amosh
Speaker 2: is h my way with my scone.
Speaker 1: And my interview with this girl this next. I think
Speaker 1: this is our worst ever episode.
Speaker 2: You're probably right. I'm not even gonna ask for five
Speaker 2: star reviews today because I know we don't deserve it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but just don't send us a review because I'd
Speaker 1: rather if you wanted to put a four or three,
Speaker 1: don't because that is not nice and that doesn't help
Speaker 1: us at all. So just withhold reviewing for this episode
Speaker 1: with h with Haghe Mitch and I both did the
Speaker 1: show from Hage today.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what is that? What is that animal
Speaker 2: over there? Is that a rhinosteris? Oh no, that's an
Speaker 2: h got it? Hippopotamas.
Speaker 1: It's almost like a mind game. This is good for
Speaker 1: dementia patients. I might walk into the local nursing home
Speaker 1: and do this with the oldies.
Speaker 2: I don't think you can just walk into nursing homes
Speaker 2: like that though.
Speaker 1: It's like, what are you doing here? Yeah? And they
Speaker 1: say nan like everyone in that building is a nan.
Speaker 1: But they just say it as if like the only
Speaker 1: the only one there is mine Nan, all right, I
Speaker 1: say we wrap things up.
Speaker 2: Oh you're really gonna not have the scone reveal? Oh
Speaker 2: where is he five minutes away?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah we can. We can do scone reveal.
Speaker 3: God.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's on even terrain, so it shouldn't take long.
Speaker 2: It's not like he's going uphill. Sorry, I'm really hate
Speaker 2: Oh you eating your sandwich? Yeah, this really is the
Speaker 2: give up episode because we're both sick and we're just
Speaker 2: like whatever.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I guess I just watched this week
Speaker 1: and I'm so hooked. What the staircase? Have you seen it?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: My god, I've just started watching it. It's like a
Speaker 1: five year old documentary. It's about that woman who was
Speaker 1: found dead at the bottom of a staircase and she
Speaker 1: was like horrifically maimed and her head had like seven lacerations.
Speaker 1: There was pools of blood. She was dead at the
Speaker 1: end of her stair I don't want to watch it that,
Speaker 1: you know. And the rumor is, well, the theories that
Speaker 1: her husband pushed her, but he claims he's innocent. He
Speaker 1: claims he didn't do it, and it's the mystery of
Speaker 1: who did it. That's so.
Speaker 2: Is it a real life story?
Speaker 1: Yes? Wow, but they've just done it.
Speaker 2: I've just been too busy watching the real h of Melbourne.
Speaker 1: That sounds good. What streaming service is that on? Oh
Speaker 1: it's on? Ah? What is the what is it called?
Speaker 1: Hate you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Hang on, I'm ails. She's making good time. It's only
Speaker 1: two minutes away. Jordan's gonna have to go down and
Speaker 1: get it. How was it going to happen here? Because
Speaker 1: how did you get up to your house?
Speaker 2: Jordan's gonna have to go down. I'm broadcasting, oh with
Speaker 2: right at the front. Shit. You know Uber does that
Speaker 2: thing where it just like refreshes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they spawn in front of your house.
Speaker 2: Did you even order us Gone? No?
Speaker 1: I didn't order it was too late.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. This all came about because you were
Speaker 2: sad you didn't get us Gone, and you're still not
Speaker 2: getting on.
Speaker 1: I am craving one, but I don't have jam and cream.
Speaker 1: I might just google scone.
Speaker 2: And see if you have the ingredients, but they still
Speaker 2: no jam and cream.
Speaker 1: I don't have jam and I don't have cream.
Speaker 2: I love jam, I just don't like jam when it
Speaker 2: gets sticky on the outside of the jar.
Speaker 1: There's nothing good about that. Oh be high, but tisserie.
Speaker 1: What are they doing? Be high for tissary katash? I
Speaker 1: do like a katash b h Oh the bars and
Speaker 1: hang on. I'll be back. Guys listening. Michure might cut this,
Speaker 1: but that was the best sandwich I've ever had. God,
Speaker 1: I'm a fatty and this like I just could eat anything.
Speaker 1: Did you get it?
Speaker 2: Jordan's going to get it. I just had to tell
Speaker 2: the guy to leave it out the front.
Speaker 1: I always said that, I go just put it at
Speaker 1: the glass doors.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I heard the door open Jordan's back.
Speaker 2: Now that might gone.
Speaker 1: But it's just going to be a dry scone mature.
Speaker 1: It's not going to be good.
Speaker 2: Oh because I got the They look dense. That's nice.
Speaker 2: A white chocolate and blueberry one.
Speaker 1: Oh, you put butter on that and that'll be heaven.
Speaker 2: Should microwave it to just give a quick bite while
Speaker 2: I'm here, give a little taster. Oh look, that's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: That's fucking gorgeous. I feel bad rubbing it in now
Speaker 2: that once again everyone has scones except you. That's all
Speaker 2: I want, Not a scone chat today is scorn. Oh m,
Speaker 2: that looks Heavenly, that's not a fucking s gun. What
Speaker 2: do you mean the fuck? What do you mean he's
Speaker 2: so disgruntled? What that's just like a bread roll, a
Speaker 2: bread roll that you take to the park with a
Speaker 2: barbecue chalk picnic.
Speaker 1: What do you mean it's a bread roll.
Speaker 2: It's gone about that.
Speaker 1: It's got blueberries in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the actual you know, cake itself, the actual
Speaker 2: carb that's just brand I swear I.
Speaker 1: Can see it. That is very white.
Speaker 3: That is not.
Speaker 2: Scone fucking dogs and it's ban on the bottom. It's bullshit.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just order some bubble tea. That's all I
Speaker 1: can order.
Speaker 2: That is like the furthest from a scon Like, there's nowhere.
Speaker 2: There's gotta be some middle ground.
Speaker 1: I can get scones, but they don't have jam and cream.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm eating with my mouthful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine. Probably time to wrap the episode.
Speaker 2: Don't you think that might be a good idea?
Speaker 1: I think so. Think you're listening everyone, Truly.
Speaker 2: The episode was shit. The scones were shit.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you've just in the darkest days, need to support
Speaker 1: the podcast host. Soon need at the marsh. You know,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, something happened to me this week. Sorry
Speaker 1: to add this one before we go. You know that
Speaker 1: little rat Haspulla, that like little tiny, tiny person who's
Speaker 1: famous on TikTok. They're a small person and they're Russian Muslim,
Speaker 1: I believe. Oh yes, yes, Haspula, and they're very big
Speaker 1: in the straight community. Not my kind of humor. I
Speaker 1: doubt it's your kind of humor. And it's a I
Speaker 1: think they're nineteen.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not really across that.
Speaker 1: No, it's not funny to me. No, Like they are
Speaker 1: a small person. They're very very tiny, probably would come
Speaker 1: up to my knee. They're nineteen, and they sound like
Speaker 1: a baby like they got a little high pitched voice.
Speaker 1: Quite cute. Anyway, they came to Arn to record something
Speaker 1: with Kyle and Jackie. Oh, let me get this internal
Speaker 1: email that goes I didn't get it because I work nights,
Speaker 1: but I was told about it. Hill Haspulah internet sensation
Speaker 1: from Russia is coming to record with Kyle and JACKIEO.
Speaker 1: His stipulations are as follows, So please you know act accordingly. A.
Speaker 1: No homosexuals to be near him, sweet day off work.
Speaker 1: B no women are to be near him. See no
Speaker 1: women that are currently menstruating are to be in the building,
Speaker 1: like the little prick could smell it, or something like
Speaker 1: he's a great white shark. What the fuck can you
Speaker 1: believe that? That's ridicul Hits, don't bring that bullshit into
Speaker 1: this country. You a little fucking twig. I'll kick you
Speaker 1: off the harbor bridge if I had the chance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand if he's so popular, are people
Speaker 2: laughing at him or with him?
Speaker 1: That's the thing I think it's with to be honest,
Speaker 1: he's very aggressive. He's like a little boxer. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: wanted to you know what I wanted to do. I
Speaker 1: wanted to push him over and all I had. All
Speaker 1: I would need to do is coff near the kid,
Speaker 1: and he would have fallen face first into the carpet
Speaker 1: and got carpet burn on his little head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could fully just put him in your pocket.
Speaker 2: He's quite small. But that's really weird that the company
Speaker 2: would ask people to comply with such a demand. That's odd.
Speaker 2: That doesn't sit right with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I completely agree.
Speaker 2: You know, like, imagine some poor bitch on her rags
Speaker 2: being like, right, I guess I've got an extended lunch break.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you hear that segment, right, Jackie is not
Speaker 1: in the segment, and nor is Brooklyn Ross, the gay
Speaker 1: newsreader Brooklyn's game and the girl, Yeah, and the girl.
Speaker 1: Can you believe that? Like that? That is ridiculous to me?
Speaker 1: Okaic Yeah.
Speaker 2: I wonder what his reasons are. Maybe he's just got
Speaker 2: suppressed urger and he can't be trusted around a gay man.
Speaker 1: He's also not a key like. I don't feel bad
Speaker 1: saying this about him. He's nineteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I don't care.
Speaker 1: He just looks like a little football. I just want
Speaker 1: to absolutely punt him off a building.
Speaker 2: Oh so you won't be getting him on this podcast.
Speaker 2: Imagine if we told him we were straight.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's shit himself.
Speaker 2: And then we got him, we got him on the podcast,
Speaker 2: and then we broke it to him or actually gay,
Speaker 2: and he just started belting the absolute fuck out of it.
Speaker 1: All I need to do is flick him like he's
Speaker 1: a fucking at this beer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, someone of your height and overall size. Yeah, No,
Speaker 2: you're right, he wouldn't see it a chance.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go. I got that off my chest
Speaker 1: with his name again, h h um. And now h's
Speaker 1: were allowed near him? Um, all right, guys, thank you
Speaker 1: for listening to this show. Thanks for sticking bias in
Speaker 1: our darkest of days. We'll be back better next week.
Speaker 1: Hopefully white roll that Mitch's eating will absorb all the
Speaker 1: sickness and that's gone. That is a lot of white
Speaker 1: that does just look like bread.
Speaker 2: It seriously is. It's very disappointing. But anyway, what can
Speaker 2: you do? What can you do? We hope this podcast,
Speaker 2: again all odds, made you feel at least two percent
Speaker 2: better today. That's all. So we do, so we do,
Speaker 2: and we will catch you next week and hopefully we're
Speaker 2: back in full health and the swing of things.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, guys, Mitch, I hope you feel better.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah you too, Darland.
Speaker 1: Happy National Kiari malformation a whare awareness month. Everyone go
Speaker 1: and google it and inform yourself. It's a big condition.
Speaker 2: Happy be late for something Day if you're listening on Monday,
Speaker 2: and all.
Speaker 1: The Italians out there, Happy olive oil Day for next Tuesday.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's next Tuesday. Isn't it your birthday?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 2: All right then bye?
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