Speaker 1: Welcome to them. Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: Three Topic Tuesdays. Every week we do this, then we've
Speaker 2: run a couple of phone ins at the same time.
Speaker 2: If you've got a story about it, that's what it's
Speaker 2: all about, your stories, all right. What was the first
Speaker 2: big thing you saved your pocket money for, Jackie boy?
Speaker 2: What was it for you?
Speaker 3: Mine was an electric guitar. I had this image of myself.
Speaker 3: I just watched the movie Almost Famous.
Speaker 2: Oh great movie.
Speaker 3: There's this image where they're walking off a private jet
Speaker 3: fur coats aviators on, carrying the electric guitar in the hand.
Speaker 3: I was going to Year nine camp. I had this
Speaker 3: image of myself walking off the bus to camp same
Speaker 3: way with the guitar in my hand, so much so
Speaker 3: that I even drew a picture of myself with the
Speaker 3: aviators on, with the fur coat on, holding the guitar
Speaker 3: and kept it in my room. It's like, this is
Speaker 3: gonna be me.
Speaker 2: I think that's cool, though, Seriously, that's like a self
Speaker 2: fulfilling prophecy.
Speaker 3: Sadly I did buy the guitar, Sadly not before the
Speaker 3: Year nine camp. I've only worked once a week, do it?
Speaker 2: Did you just show if you're on the picture. This
Speaker 2: is time reality. So first big thing you saved your
Speaker 2: pocket money for best job you ever had. I was
Speaker 2: catching up with a big, big, big boss yesterday. He
Speaker 2: was telling me how a friend of his, what a
Speaker 2: great job he's had for the last six months. He
Speaker 2: travels around the world stringing tennis rackets. I can't name
Speaker 2: the player, but it's one of the world. He's one
Speaker 2: of the top three in the men's strings his tennis rackets.
Speaker 3: What a great job. Unless it's one of the top three,
Speaker 3: who we all know is a bit of a winter.
Speaker 2: It's not that one. You're just one of the top two.
Speaker 2: What a great job. He's in his late twenties. He
Speaker 2: travels around the world and obviously the GRAMD song and
Speaker 2: tall oh he does his string the tennis rackets. I mean,
Speaker 2: I was obviously a very highly skilled jop. I know
Speaker 2: it's so much the thing you just walk into his
Speaker 2: at tempt.
Speaker 3: Job like, I'm just youtubing it now.
Speaker 2: Okay, do you want them all? I'm also said the
Speaker 2: name of the gardment. Do you want them all done?
Speaker 2: Just the middle ones? Anyway, best job you ever had,
Speaker 2: best job you've ever had?
Speaker 3: This one, I'm working it right now.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Patsy, best job you've.
Speaker 4: Had, definitely here right now, like I'm.
Speaker 2: Making you all say that, and this one I'm chucking in.
Speaker 2: We won't get a call on it, but maybe one
Speaker 2: day we might. Have you ever actually worn a disguise?
Speaker 2: Patsy likes that? Have you ever worn us skys or
Speaker 2: is this only a thing you see in move I
Speaker 2: think it's on in the movies. You never know someone
Speaker 2: might have worn a disguise to follow somebody.
Speaker 3: Disguise is so safe, though, whenever you see that the
Speaker 3: glasses with the big nose and the mustard, you know
Speaker 3: it's a toy.
Speaker 2: But what about when it's just someone with like a
Speaker 2: baseball cap and glasses following a partner that might be cheating.
Speaker 2: I know it's my wife every day. I really am
Speaker 2: doing a radio show.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure we're going to cause on this tonight,
Speaker 2: but I'm asking it anyway. Have you ever worn a disguise?
Speaker 2: Loads of you calling in tonight, Let's get your stories
Speaker 2: on air. Sorry, welcome to the show. Thank you, And
Speaker 2: which one are you calling in about?
Speaker 4: I'm calling in the best job I ever had.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what was it?
Speaker 5: Training Santa Claus helpers around Australia?
Speaker 2: So them in the Alps?
Speaker 4: No, the Santa clauses themselves.
Speaker 2: Oh I see, how do you train them up? What
Speaker 2: do they have to do?
Speaker 5: Well, there's lots of things I needed to learn to
Speaker 5: do and not to do, so I.
Speaker 6: Spent many years running around the country.
Speaker 2: Join instructure an army camp. First of all, I think
Speaker 2: we all want to know what stick up we told?
Speaker 2: Why not to do? Don't put your arm around the mumsy.
Speaker 5: Well, just watch what you say and how you say this,
Speaker 5: and watch your hands are always visible.
Speaker 2: From this is a movie, isn't it an Adam Sandler,
Speaker 2: Kevin James.
Speaker 1: Santa School.
Speaker 2: I didn't know there was such a thing. Finishing academy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the past? Right? How many Santas get turned away?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 6: Look, it wasn't necessarily a number.
Speaker 4: There was just my sex question as well.
Speaker 7: As they did all the things that needed to be
Speaker 7: done from Santa School.
Speaker 2: And would you fail anyone from Santa School?
Speaker 4: Oh yes, definitely imagine that you got school.
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about it. You've got to
Speaker 2: really take a good long look at yourself. In the mirror.
Speaker 2: If you've got thrown out.
Speaker 3: Sand, you already brought the beard in the suit.
Speaker 2: No, no, they didn't fit. I got an allergy to
Speaker 2: the beit. That's great. Thanks you so much, Christian, see
Speaker 2: Santa School. We stop thinking about it, Tim, Christian, Tim,
Speaker 2: best job you ever had? What was it, Maan?
Speaker 8: I worked at Kodak many many years ago before digital
Speaker 8: come out?
Speaker 2: So what developed in all the film?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 8: And we worked in a dark for twelve hours. Oh oh,
Speaker 8: it was fun when you went in blind because it
Speaker 8: took you about twelve minutes, all about ten minutes six
Speaker 8: for you't your sorry, Yeah, because.
Speaker 2: You had that red the red light in there.
Speaker 8: And then they like a little orange light that went
Speaker 8: around the doors, and but you had to return. They
Speaker 8: were called rotundas that you had to walk in and
Speaker 8: out on to keep the dark, to keep the dark,
Speaker 8: yet to keep the light.
Speaker 2: Guys, help keep the dark in.
Speaker 8: Then yeah, you'd say you'd hear someone come in in
Speaker 8: coming because you had to say mind out, mind out,
Speaker 8: mind out, So people didn't run into each other or no, no,
Speaker 8: plenty of you could get your eyesight. The best part
Speaker 8: about it was the ones that had their eyesight you
Speaker 8: knew who was coming here, you know which one was
Speaker 8: coming in. So he goes around and.
Speaker 3: I'm glad they went digital.
Speaker 2: I tell you, stringing rants from the doubt, no doubt.
Speaker 2: String Yes, more they.
Speaker 8: The more, they said, mind that you knew the old blind,
Speaker 8: so blind for the ten minutes.
Speaker 2: Get hit him all right, Tim, love this stuff. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much. You cool just adjusting his eyes again
Speaker 2: three times. That's the best part of that great job
Speaker 2: he had was the Alie. I didn't think we get
Speaker 2: any calls you've worn a disguise? Yes.
Speaker 6: Uh. When Taco Bell first came to last year, my
Speaker 6: partner and I were so excited that we drove for
Speaker 6: two hours to go, and while we were there, we thought, well,
Speaker 6: we can't just go once, so we went three times.
Speaker 6: But we were too embarrassed to go in and be
Speaker 6: recognized for the time in the day. So we wore
Speaker 6: wigs and new jackets and we stopped glasses and they
Speaker 6: were believable wigs, and I genuinely don't think they recognized glasses.
Speaker 2: Did you an accent on as well?
Speaker 9: No, we didn't go that far.
Speaker 2: Too much, isn't it. Yeah, the accent is just too much.
Speaker 2: Christiana the wings, glasses, the jackets and did you think
Speaker 2: they had any inclination? Are here they come and getting
Speaker 2: Bonnie and Clyde. What is it? We don't really care. Ah,
Speaker 2: that's brilliant. Ali, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: She cool, Thank you?
Speaker 2: Thanks so mind out mind.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We get so many great stories on three topic Tuesday.
Speaker 2: We have over two million calls in just one hour.
Speaker 2: Fact Jack rolls the sleeves up. He takes calls to
Speaker 2: got Rio, Collet and Tommy working on law. It's a
Speaker 2: four person job team. This is a an email from someone,
Speaker 2: so they called up. Spoke to the show's receptionist, Comma
Speaker 2: Jack with a question mark. I love the idea of
Speaker 2: you being sat on reception and then also dealing with
Speaker 2: guests coming in and going hang on, Christians, neb have
Speaker 2: another link? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I saved up for
Speaker 2: an electric guitar. I signed a delivery in the minute.
Speaker 3: How may I direct your call?
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to Lance.
Speaker 10: How are you doing? Question?
Speaker 2: Lance? Lance? Best job you ever had? What was it?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 6: I got to do?
Speaker 10: I was a sound engineer for Stevie Nicks for fifteen
Speaker 10: years now.
Speaker 2: That is amazing. One of the greats. What a gig.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was pretty amazing, the highlight of my life.
Speaker 10: I got a lot, not a lot I can tell,
Speaker 10: but yeah, some.
Speaker 2: Was it pretty wild?
Speaker 9: It was great.
Speaker 11: It was a.
Speaker 2: Great and said, you go all over the world of
Speaker 2: Stevie when she was touring.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, I toured was so I did monitor engineer
Speaker 10: when she was on tour and when she was home.
Speaker 10: I hung out in her homes. I built her home
Speaker 10: studio and recorded her just about every night.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. And she must have had all the greats
Speaker 2: of rock and roll would come out and hang out there, right.
Speaker 10: I met a lot of good people there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who did you meet? Come on, Namengeled, Eddie van Halen.
Speaker 10: We had U two when they had Rattling Hum.
Speaker 12: We had their album.
Speaker 10: Already at her house, so they were all there, Billy idle,
Speaker 10: tons of people. I've called Jack Nicholson.
Speaker 2: Jesus, there's got to be a book in you with
Speaker 2: all these great stories.
Speaker 10: Yeah, well, let me targe a great tours too. I mean,
Speaker 10: I've gone out with Madonna, Lionel, Richie Share. I basically
Speaker 10: lived the rock and roll lifestyle.
Speaker 2: You could have write a book about this. I mean
Speaker 2: the access that you would have seen.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I saw a lot. But the best thing I
Speaker 10: bought because of it was, of course a house. Of course,
Speaker 10: you know what better than water and brock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't put that at the end of the book.
Speaker 2: Practical advice that bored me to invest in bricks and water.
Speaker 3: It was in the gy rock and roll exit.
Speaker 2: All right, Lancy by well leave it there, Las, thank
Speaker 2: you very much. You got out. There's a brilliant story.
Speaker 2: Loved it.
Speaker 10: You gotta take care question, I got it.
Speaker 2: I got it.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: In radio, you're always sold. They can only handle one
Speaker 2: thought per link. We say you can handle more than that.
Speaker 2: We're doing three phone ins tonight at the same time.
Speaker 2: Here they are A daughter lost a two thousand word
Speaker 2: essays she's been working on. She's got some big exams
Speaker 2: for the US to break. No backup, gotta save, gotta say,
Speaker 2: gotta save. It's one click auto save, you gotta save. However,
Speaker 2: she lost it all. When if you lost it all,
Speaker 2: this happens a lot. You hear about people in some
Speaker 2: big work project, no backup, or they knocked coffee into
Speaker 2: their laptop. This must happen a lot. There must be
Speaker 2: some awful stories pcum laptop nightmares with no back at
Speaker 2: you just lost it all?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm reading the Pixel book at the moment they
Speaker 3: lost toy story two?
Speaker 2: How can you lose the time movie?
Speaker 3: Not the script? Like all the work they're done for
Speaker 3: six months on animating it, someone did a delete all
Speaker 3: on the master computer.
Speaker 2: Why would that even be an option? That should never
Speaker 2: be a delete all? How about delete five or like
Speaker 2: in cooking a Soioux song, delete a Sousan smitching of it?
Speaker 2: Never ever give anyone the option to delete all.
Speaker 3: The way they described it is it actually came up
Speaker 3: with a bar on the screen that's like deleting everything.
Speaker 3: And as they are like a movie, when that Margo
Speaker 3: do last, and then and then go no no, no.
Speaker 13: No no no.
Speaker 3: They rushed to the wall and pulled the plug out
Speaker 3: of the wall.
Speaker 2: It feels like a Pixel storyline itself, doesn't it? All Right,
Speaker 2: So I lost it all. Poor Joe Biden. The next
Speaker 2: one comes from Joe Biden. You're seeing that footage. It's
Speaker 2: gone all over the world. A poor old sleepy Joe
Speaker 2: falling over going up the stairs not not coming down. Mean,
Speaker 2: what is it about the US president's Trump problem? Going
Speaker 2: down the stairs? Sleepy Joe can't even get up them
Speaker 2: to get to his nap place. It's air Force one.
Speaker 3: It's safe for the fall upwards though, Yes he's tumbling down,
Speaker 3: ye Stanger, Sure that's why he did it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, take a safety fall. Spectacular falls when you've tripped
Speaker 2: fallen over. It's humiliating, isn't it. But certainly if you're
Speaker 2: the president of the free world and everyone calls you
Speaker 2: sleepy Joe. I bet Trump was laughing his ass off
Speaker 2: about that when he saw that clip. But big fall,
Speaker 2: spectacular falls that you've had. And this comes after yesterday's
Speaker 2: show when Jack told us that he blames his dad
Speaker 2: for not having the ability to queue line up for anything.
Speaker 2: I blame my parents. What family traits have you inherited?
Speaker 2: Good and bad?
Speaker 1: But Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Let's take some stories right now on the lines, Aurora, My.
Speaker 5: Husband had a spectacular fall when he fell down with staircase.
Speaker 2: What happened.
Speaker 5: We took him to Thailand for a special birthday and
Speaker 5: he was left in the room next door to check
Speaker 5: on the kids. He went down the stairs to check
Speaker 5: out the living area. And as he walked back up
Speaker 5: the stairs, put one foot on the landing when the
Speaker 5: rest of the staircase underneath him just collapsed, and he
Speaker 5: served he need the staircase as it collapsed like he
Speaker 5: kept his balance. He just rode the staircase.
Speaker 2: What a what a special birthday treat you'd laid on
Speaker 2: for him?
Speaker 5: I know, we just my husband and my son said,
Speaker 5: I can see the headlines. My wife takes husband on holidays.
Speaker 2: Different story. But yes, Aurora, well told, thank you very much,
Speaker 2: thank you, bye bye. Now we can all see the
Speaker 2: headlakes to a different store. Awho, Jamie, are you going?
Speaker 7: I had a spectacular fall when I was ten. I
Speaker 7: was going a sleeping bag. It was pulled and I
Speaker 7: bit off my own tongue with my teeth.
Speaker 2: What so, what were you stood in the sleeping bag?
Speaker 7: I had to throw in the sleeping bags right up
Speaker 7: to my chin with my hands inside.
Speaker 3: Nothing brace you fall?
Speaker 7: And then she I got in a way to telly
Speaker 7: a little bit, maybe just moowed me a little bit.
Speaker 7: Was he pulling the end of the sleeping bag. I
Speaker 7: went down and I put my teeth through my tongue.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I can see the headline. Now wife
Speaker 2: takes husband. What is it about sleeping bags? I remember
Speaker 2: a friend of mine we went came, he got trapped
Speaker 2: in it. We couldn't get him out for two hours.
Speaker 2: He was starting to get really panicky in there. You know,
Speaker 2: when that zip gets something, it nulls up a bit
Speaker 2: of the He was getting really scared in there. We're
Speaker 2: on the verge of cooling the fiber gate. Ah, that's
Speaker 2: a great story. Thank you very much to give us
Speaker 2: a call, Jamie Josh.
Speaker 12: So about nine months ago we had our first daughter
Speaker 12: and we took the camera and to take all the
Speaker 12: all the good, good shots. The missus said to me,
Speaker 12: hand the camera over because I'm terrible at the camera.
Speaker 12: And so the nithessist grabbed the camera office and took
Speaker 12: a lot of a lot of happy photos. And five
Speaker 12: days later we loaded the camera up to the computer
Speaker 12: and nothing was there, Not one photo of the birth or.
Speaker 2: Nothing of like mum and baby, you and baby, those
Speaker 2: first moments.
Speaker 5: Zero.
Speaker 2: Now I can't even laugh at this because those photos
Speaker 2: are everything.
Speaker 12: Christless, he's obviously done nine years of union, doesn't know
Speaker 12: how to operate a camera.
Speaker 2: So well to be fair.
Speaker 3: He's got to be looking at me.
Speaker 2: You know, there's a lot going on. They've got to
Speaker 2: be moment by moment anything can go. You know, it
Speaker 2: can happen, and you know it's not his job to
Speaker 2: start standing up the line and the train bond. I've
Speaker 2: got to be honest. The person with nothing to do
Speaker 2: is you, Josh. Is your Josh? Sorry, Josh. If you're
Speaker 2: looking for any going to support here, you're not getting it.
Speaker 2: Just under the bus.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's Troe, totally my fault.
Speaker 2: All right, Josh, get on there.
Speaker 9: Okay, thank you very much, have a good one going.
Speaker 2: Thanks mate, Sharon.
Speaker 4: Well, I've had some strick technical falls over the years.
Speaker 4: Most recently, I was at the dog park.
Speaker 7: This dog ran straight into me, prolided in my legs,
Speaker 7: flipped me up in the air and then I was
Speaker 7: flat on my face on the ground. I was completely
Speaker 7: you know, can cuss and in a bit of it.
Speaker 2: That's terrible to my body. The dog owners apologize and
Speaker 2: stuff like that.
Speaker 7: Well he did apologize. He offered to get me sushi, and.
Speaker 2: I felt, I'm medical expert, I don't think that's the
Speaker 2: cure for concussion. It was it. Paddy Dangerfield would you
Speaker 2: like sushi. I can't see what happened sushi Nagery asked,
Speaker 2: A great foam plays around here. Oh dear Sharon, I
Speaker 2: feel so sorry for you. All right, Sharon, rest up,
Speaker 2: take it easy.
Speaker 4: Fantastic, Thanks guys.
Speaker 1: Well Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen anyone famous in the gym? Our
Speaker 2: producer Tom when he first rocked into town. We rescued
Speaker 2: him from his old home on a trip and m
Speaker 2: like a little rescue pet. He told me that he'd
Speaker 2: seen Bruce Springsteen, Bruce Springsteen in the gym in Perth
Speaker 2: several hours before a show that night. Bruce Springsteen. Now,
Speaker 2: let's hear this eyewitness report right now from producer Tom.
Speaker 2: Tom take us through it.
Speaker 14: It was January twenty second, twenty seventeen. I was in
Speaker 14: the gym in Perth.
Speaker 2: It's the first of all, what kind of gym, like
Speaker 2: a fitness first or one of those twenty four hour meatheadplaces.
Speaker 14: Or and no, it was it's Nick's Gin in King's
Speaker 14: Park in both Yep. And I walked in and there
Speaker 14: was Bruce Springsteen doing free weights, freewaights.
Speaker 2: Of course he's on the freeways, isn't he?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 2: Know, and when he does his rep counts as well,
Speaker 2: he's going two three four trampstard gusts on a proc freeway.
Speaker 2: So he's doing free weights and it's everyone else going,
Speaker 2: oh my god, don't look for that is the boss
Speaker 2: over there?
Speaker 14: Yeah, he was doing a tricyp curl from memory.
Speaker 2: Come on, that's the big windmill. You know he's been
Speaker 2: that big power finish.
Speaker 3: And is this before a show after a Bruce Springsteen show?
Speaker 14: Well, no, he was. There must have been prior to
Speaker 14: sound Chick because it was in the morning, same day
Speaker 14: as the show.
Speaker 2: Come on, he just a half hour show. How has
Speaker 2: he got more energy to get in a quick free
Speaker 2: weight workout with the dumbbells?
Speaker 14: He's the boss?
Speaker 2: So how could you tell? It was definitely Bruce Springsteen,
Speaker 2: not just someone who looked a bit like him in Perth.
Speaker 14: No, it was Bruce Springs that. You don't mistake the
Speaker 14: Boss when you see him doing tricap.
Speaker 2: How close were you it could just look for if
Speaker 2: it's doing tricyp curls, you might have seen the back
Speaker 2: of the head of the Boss.
Speaker 15: Well I was.
Speaker 14: I also needed to use the free weight, so I
Speaker 14: had to wait for you to finish.
Speaker 2: You must done with those. That's great, okay, So how
Speaker 2: have you seen someone famous in the gym? I met
Speaker 2: a lady last week who to me, she has no fingerprints,
Speaker 2: like many black Yeah, straight up right. I was buying
Speaker 2: someone a gift and it was behind one of these
Speaker 2: you know these cabinets they don't want you in. You've
Speaker 2: got to go and ask them to open it up.
Speaker 2: And normally it's a key thing. With this one, now
Speaker 2: they don't do the keys. It's like a fingerprint thing
Speaker 2: where they staff put the fingerprint on it opens up.
Speaker 3: I tech.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she goes, oh, no, I can't. I won't be
Speaker 2: opening this. I'll have to get one of my assistants
Speaker 2: to do it. She was the manager of right and
Speaker 2: she said, I can't do this. I have no fingerprints.
Speaker 2: I went, well, I think everyone has a fingerprint. That's
Speaker 2: why criminals a database. It's fingerprints. She waid, no, No,
Speaker 2: I can't use an iPhone or anything like that. I
Speaker 2: have no fingerprints.
Speaker 3: Did she say why?
Speaker 2: I was wanting to ask In case have been some
Speaker 2: terrible industrial accident. Yeah, she lost her family or something.
Speaker 2: They went in the vat and she was the only
Speaker 2: one that survived. Anyway, can I get that vast.
Speaker 3: Just the fingers and she was able to pull them
Speaker 3: out of the culture.
Speaker 2: So what don't you have? Horsham drove through it last
Speaker 2: two weeks ago on our road trip to South Australia
Speaker 2: and Adelaide. Horsham is victorious tidiest town.
Speaker 3: Yes, and in two thousand and one was Australia's tidiest town.
Speaker 2: Yep. What is your town famous for?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 2: Tom I producer swears blind that he saw Bruce Springsteen
Speaker 2: on the free Weights at a gym. Next gym was that?
Speaker 2: He said in Perth hours before a show. A couple
Speaker 2: of our people have been messaging about this, Christian. He's
Speaker 2: famous for it. I mean he's famous for his song
Speaker 2: not going to the gym. You know, I love springs.
Speaker 2: You don't love about most of all just often he
Speaker 2: works out. Was using a gym on Chapel Street for
Speaker 2: his last doll. He works out twice daily. What does
Speaker 2: Springsteen get He's seventeen now and to a three hour show, Christian.
Speaker 2: I saw lou Reed in two thousand and three at
Speaker 2: the gym and the Hard Rock Las Vegas. John Chivolta
Speaker 2: working out at three am. He kept trying to talk
Speaker 2: to me. Don't know why. That was also from somebody
Speaker 2: else in that Vegas as well. All right, famous in
Speaker 2: the gym. Let's go to Michael.
Speaker 9: Hell I saw God Appears.
Speaker 13: I think it was just before he was filming for
Speaker 13: Iron Man Too, seeming as he had a shirtless roll
Speaker 13: in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and what was he what particularly bit was he
Speaker 2: also on the frame Springsteen?
Speaker 13: He was on that Yeah, he was on the bench press.
Speaker 13: How much is getting that getting that chest work out going?
Speaker 13: Because when he had his top off in Ironman Too,
Speaker 13: he actually was all situated around the chest area, right.
Speaker 2: Okay, shirtles scene. It's really left an impression on Michael
Speaker 2: here burned into the memory. Michael, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: She cool, Thanks many thanks Tom. I didn't even remember
Speaker 2: that scenes with me.
Speaker 11: I don't have a belly button.
Speaker 2: How come I thought we all had an any rounty.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I've got an OUTI or I did have an
Speaker 11: OUTI And that's the reason why, because I had a
Speaker 11: hernia on the belly button. And so the surgeon on
Speaker 11: the day said, do you my not having a belly button?
Speaker 11: And I said, well, I'm fifty five at the time,
Speaker 11: I was fifty five and said, well, no, he's going
Speaker 11: to really look at me down the beach, so yeah.
Speaker 4: Why not.
Speaker 2: But hernia is like an internal tear, isn't it. Why
Speaker 2: is he taking out your belly bum that's not the
Speaker 2: anti what's that going to do with?
Speaker 11: Well, the belly button was just getting bigger, and the
Speaker 11: bowl just getting.
Speaker 9: Bigger and bigger, you.
Speaker 2: Know, the it's almost becoming like an extra leg. Yeah,
Speaker 2: virtually like a tripod if you are the bar.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that that audi's keep growing.
Speaker 11: The hernia was behind it.
Speaker 3: I don't know. You know how your ears never so yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: stop they do stop growing apparently stop sorry, and I'm
Speaker 3: gonna have to let you go a bit to get
Speaker 3: into this.
Speaker 2: Ears don't just keep growing otherwise you see people burying
Speaker 2: people right, trying to slam the coffin and door eight
Speaker 2: foot ears.
Speaker 3: That's why older people have big ears.
Speaker 2: Get a bit bigger, don't they all? Just their face shrinks.
Speaker 3: Suddenly get bigger, turning from eighty to eighty one, and
Speaker 3: you wake up with big ears. It's a gradual growing
Speaker 3: of the ears.
Speaker 2: What do you mean like a millimeters a year or
Speaker 2: what's the kind of graph on that?
Speaker 3: What is the peraths millimeters a year?
Speaker 13: I don't know.
Speaker 2: But your nose gets bigger as well, So your ears
Speaker 2: and nose both get bigger. Because you're right, you do
Speaker 2: see a lot of It's mainly the men got those
Speaker 2: big old men ears, haven't they?
Speaker 12: And your feet after you're pregnant, after you have a baby,
Speaker 12: you feeed it bigger.
Speaker 2: I think that's just during pregnant is and they swell
Speaker 2: and then they were trying size. Did you really Yeah,
Speaker 2: so you had to get all new shoes yeah, like length,
Speaker 2: like I didn't want.
Speaker 1: Candles flip.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I gave birth the next Saturday. I actually woke up
Speaker 2: with a daughter and a pair of flipp flippers and feet.
Speaker 2: Where are we going? Where are we going?
Speaker 8: This?
Speaker 2: We needed doctor to call in. I do not believe
Speaker 2: that is keep growing, keep growing. I think the day
Speaker 2: you wake up at six seat they start they start
Speaker 2: getting bigger at sixty maybe sixty five. Uh, tell me what,
Speaker 2: what doesn't happen? It's an aunty belly button doesn't like
Speaker 2: Jack and the bean Stalk. Have we got more calls?
Speaker 2: Yes we have, Um, we'll be doing three top shoos.
Speaker 2: I've forgotten that, Jamison. Thanks for calling three topicchues so
Speaker 2: you can get us back on and even rudder here
Speaker 2: watch one are you calling in about?
Speaker 9: I'm calling in about what makes sure town famous Christian?
Speaker 2: Yes? And what is the town famous for?
Speaker 9: So I live in man Evolyin in the southeast and
Speaker 9: when we had our hard rubbish collection to bed a
Speaker 9: couple of months ago, some of the locals decided to
Speaker 9: use the hard rubbish to set up a house on
Speaker 9: the main roundabout in the middle of our tem So
Speaker 9: this was just a It had a bedroom at a bathroom,
Speaker 9: there was a dining area, there's a a with a
Speaker 9: doll in it. The clothesline even had clothes on it.
Speaker 9: It was really really good. It was really funny. It
Speaker 9: was in the newspapers all over the local Facebook groups
Speaker 9: until it was unfortunately packed up the next day.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, I mean that is a reason to
Speaker 2: go and check it out. I mean I'd go on
Speaker 2: a detour to see that, going a road trip.
Speaker 9: Being a local and seeing everyone sort of like come
Speaker 9: from all over to see it. But unfortunately the local
Speaker 9: police thought it was a bit of a roadside distraction,
Speaker 9: so they made the local county.
Speaker 2: We need to try and recreate.
Speaker 3: Let's build it again.
Speaker 2: Let's build a new house with new big This is
Speaker 2: a great idea. It's a yeah. I'm gonna have to
Speaker 2: google this now and find that. Hey, thanks very much
Speaker 2: calling for that. Have a one hundred dollars delivery voucher.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian Okyl's Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We just heard from a guy who doesn't have a
Speaker 2: belly bun. He had an autie and then he got
Speaker 2: removed as part of a hernia operation. And this sent
Speaker 2: us down a wormhole of why do old men's ears
Speaker 2: get bigger and their noses get bigger? Jack? What have
Speaker 2: you found?
Speaker 3: I claimed that the ears never stopped growing, which is
Speaker 3: a myth. Our nose?
Speaker 2: What a surprise?
Speaker 4: Has it?
Speaker 2: Made no sense?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 3: But there is something to it. Our nose and ears
Speaker 3: are made of cartiledge. While many people mistakenly believe that
Speaker 3: carledge never stops growing, the fact is it does stop growing,
Speaker 3: but because it breaks down as we age, our nose
Speaker 3: and ears begin to sag, making it list what it is?
Speaker 3: So they're not growing, but they're sagging. Gravity's growing them?
Speaker 2: Really? Okay? So the sworn then what don't you have?
Speaker 2: What is your town famous for? And famous at the gym?
Speaker 2: After Toma producer swears blind he saw Bruce Springsteen, I'm
Speaker 2: now starting to believe he did see Springsteen. Spruce Springsteen
Speaker 2: on the free weights at a gem m Perth. So
Speaker 2: who have you seen famous at the gym? Nine four
Speaker 2: one four one oh four three? Fiona? What don't you have? Fiona?
Speaker 4: I don't have earloads?
Speaker 2: Ready?
Speaker 13: Well, come, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think it's a hereditrea thing. So my father doesn't
Speaker 4: have them. And now I hasted on to my daughter.
Speaker 2: She's she's lobeless as well.
Speaker 4: She's globeless, yes, but you have.
Speaker 3: To have some sort of lobe.
Speaker 2: How does it?
Speaker 4: It's just straight, so it goes.
Speaker 2: And is it's coming down to what meets a jaw line.
Speaker 2: It just goes straight to joining the there's that's right.
Speaker 3: So you can't wear earrings?
Speaker 4: Well I can, but there's not a lot of rooms,
Speaker 4: so I can't wear big ear ring.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? Can you google Clint Eastward? I
Speaker 2: don't think Clint Eastwood has ear lobes. There you go,
Speaker 2: let's find out also google celebrities who don't have ear lobes.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure Eastwood does not have ear lobes.
Speaker 3: I mean he's got a small ear lob He's got it,
Speaker 3: you would say, enough though, Could he put an ear
Speaker 3: ring in like a hoop one like a pie? Right, yeah,
Speaker 3: Clint Eastwood. It's called an extreme form of an attached
Speaker 3: ear lobe, which means it straight into the face.
Speaker 2: Eastwood's got that.
Speaker 3: Eastwood's got that.
Speaker 2: Bang, I knew it. Thank you all right, Fiona, thank
Speaker 2: you very much. That would give you a one hundred
Speaker 2: dollars delivery voucher. Thank you just for having no lobes.
Speaker 3: Is that something you just remembered the fact you remembered?
Speaker 12: Or do you?
Speaker 3: Did you pitch outdoor?
Speaker 2: Josie Wells? I think that guy could not wear a
Speaker 2: hooped ear ring. Johnny Depp? Yes, but Eastwood?
Speaker 3: No, that's a photographic memory of years of celebrity.
Speaker 2: In the next song, let's see who else. What are
Speaker 2: the celebrities, let's name them? Don't have ear loaves? Okay,
Speaker 2: who a you got here waiting for us? Peter? So
Speaker 2: what is your town famous for?
Speaker 15: Famous for being the smallest mountain in the world called
Speaker 15: proof WITCHI Proof?
Speaker 2: This is great. It's the smallest mountain in the world.
Speaker 2: Some kids movie it is.
Speaker 15: It's just like a little pimple and the Melloy of
Speaker 15: the Northwest Victoria there.
Speaker 2: So yeah, So why is it not just a hill?
Speaker 15: Because it's my day of the rock structure?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 2: What stops a hill from being a mountain?
Speaker 9: I think?
Speaker 15: So tell you what we're kicking off, But yeah, it's
Speaker 15: It's also famous for having a weed race that Mike
Speaker 15: Willithy used to host on Channel nine and it was
Speaker 15: called King in the Mountain and they had to race
Speaker 15: hub the hill all of these forty two gram back
Speaker 15: of wheat on their back.
Speaker 2: So first to the top.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Again, every day stuff gets on COVID. I peen another
Speaker 2: layer race on TV.
Speaker 3: What happened to a pear.
Speaker 2: Jack? Lobeless celebrities justin As Textas and Saint Paul Stanley
Speaker 2: from Kiss No Eloads.
Speaker 3: I'll add him to the list. But there are some
Speaker 3: A listers that don't have elos, right, So Eastward Clean Eastwood,
Speaker 3: you were right about that doesn't have elopes, Angelina Joel Lee.
Speaker 2: No, that's why Brad left done nothing to Neblon when
Speaker 2: theyre spooning up he likes the lobe. I'm turning it out.
Speaker 2: He likes the lobe.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why Chris and left. Gwyneth Peltrow no earlob
Speaker 3: what Tom Cruise very lobless, really very lobless?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 3: And Matt Damon no earloabs right now?
Speaker 1: You know everyone The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: As always on the show, we raise awareness of the
Speaker 2: important issues, like tonight, did any of us know this
Speaker 2: week is International Pain Awareness Week? It is tonight's at
Speaker 2: night time waster. He doesn't need to have an awareness
Speaker 2: week pain. If you've had pain or you're in pain,
Speaker 2: you're really aware of it. That's how pain works. Who's
Speaker 2: going pain? Pain? I have zero awareness of this week?
Speaker 3: That enough attention?
Speaker 2: Yeah, how there is spelling it? So unaware of pain?
Speaker 2: A survey revealed the five most painful everyday injuries. Now
Speaker 2: most of these? Yeah, okay, stepping on lego or a
Speaker 2: power adapter, biting your tongue, paper cut, hitting your ankle
Speaker 2: on a scooter? Is that an every day and as
Speaker 2: you own.
Speaker 3: One, and even then you shouldn't be hitting it every day?
Speaker 2: And then brings struck by retracting tank measure? Yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: but again it's not every day, is it all right?
Speaker 2: Painful movies? Oh, aches on a plane, Gold Tango and
Speaker 2: whiplash or really hurt my neck? Gold Ben Hernia, Oh,
Speaker 2: trying to change a tire on this chariot.
Speaker 3: Gold for the extra a little bit you Ferris.
Speaker 2: Bueller's leg off. Oh you're a very bad painful Ferris Gold.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 2: Pile driving, miss Daisy. Painful pile drives insidio to support
Speaker 2: a building. That's what.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't raid that out if God's sent.
Speaker 2: Pile driving. It's a thing. Pile driving, miss Day. Come on,
Speaker 2: my engineers, my builders. No, I'm talking about the thought
Speaker 2: being pile drive by accent. It's like hitting an ankle
Speaker 2: on a scooter. Guys, Jack, what have you got? Painful movies?
Speaker 3: Hot stub toe machine?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh that does it, doesn't it? Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay Silver A doubler here breaks on a sprain, breaks
Speaker 3: on a sprayin wait, put the brakes on. It made
Speaker 3: the audience laugh.
Speaker 2: He pointed out the audience.
Speaker 3: Risk was already sprained. Yeah, okay, spray yep yep. Silver
Speaker 3: minus weekend at Chinese Bernie's. The audience as you referred
Speaker 3: to Pats earlier I see he thinks of you by
Speaker 3: the words the audience and four wedges in the funeral.
Speaker 2: Oh go plus four wedges in a funeral. That's it.
Speaker 2: Painful memories? What have you got for usful movies? Oh?
Speaker 2: What did I say?
Speaker 3: Painful memories would be a really sad way to finish
Speaker 3: the show?
Speaker 2: Painful and then what happened?
Speaker 10: Oh my?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: Okay? Have two hundred and fifty dollars worth of interfloor batches?
Speaker 2: Take two? Painful movies? Is already meant to say? Matty
Speaker 2: has Pearl Ah Gold, the Bruise Brothers, Silver, Brusie Boy,
Speaker 2: Couching Tiger, hitting them, Dragon Gold, pretty in Pinki Gold.
Speaker 2: Different movie, right, Jody, Mary pops Pills, Oh, Mary Poppins Silver,
Speaker 2: we brought to Oh cramp, bron nice, they're getting cramping.
Speaker 2: Back to the suture. I don't know what that is,
Speaker 2: bron A dressing.
Speaker 1: No, it's like a stitch.
Speaker 3: Isn't it a suture?
Speaker 2: What is a stitch? But I'm not a dressing. Let's
Speaker 2: not pulled out on medical issues. I've been watching Grey's Anatomy. Suture.
Speaker 3: I don't know you guys, it's Pain Awareness Week, all right,
Speaker 3: that's pain difference as a side.
Speaker 2: Should we talk about painful memories to my brother? Wiss
Speaker 2: coming to me?
Speaker 3: What did you get for that bronze?
Speaker 2: Okay? After all that, oh brother, where gout thou?
Speaker 3: Silver?
Speaker 2: What leroy? Break wrist at Tiffany's gold four metal jock
Speaker 2: itch gold gangreen mile silver, crocodile done, gone bit my knee.
Speaker 3: It's a good attemperate silver.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Emily, What went into that big mumma's gout? It's
Speaker 2: enough gout once for today everyone. That would be enough.
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