Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh you should have seen this thing. It was our best.
Speaker 3: So you're going to have shared a locker with Tony.
Speaker 4: Please Australians leave our little English cars alone.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one O folks.
Speaker 4: Good Morning's Friday morning. Welcome to the Christian o'connells Show.
Speaker 4: Coome morning Jack.
Speaker 3: How do you guys?
Speaker 4: Come on in, pats Now forgive us a brief moment
Speaker 4: of a little bit of radio indulges. But in the
Speaker 4: radio world, this is a big weekend. It is the
Speaker 4: Radio Awards kind of like, can we say the Radio
Speaker 4: Oscars get this? I was gonna say, LOGI lower lower?
Speaker 4: What's lower than a LOGI? Where do we go? Anyway?
Speaker 3: I got my haircut this week ahead of the radio
Speaker 3: as well, and I'm saying now young going to the
Speaker 3: Radio Awards and the headresser goes, is it televised? No? Well,
Speaker 3: no one cares.
Speaker 4: However, there are a lot of people on this team
Speaker 4: who have been nominated, and good luck to you, Patsy
Speaker 4: double nominating tomorrow night. I won't be there with you, guys,
Speaker 4: but you're all ready to go. So you'll leave behind
Speaker 4: Chris and order. If you left care instructions.
Speaker 2: Well, you've got no idea. So we packed the bags
Speaker 2: Wednesday night. It's just a weekend of work organized. I'm
Speaker 2: flying out later today. I'm leaving early jet plane.
Speaker 3: I'm off.
Speaker 4: Jack's also taken the early option. Most people here are
Speaker 4: leaving tomorrow, but you can take their Friday fight. That's
Speaker 4: the people who really want to make sure they get
Speaker 4: their money's worth out of this company, and rightly, so
Speaker 4: drain that company. Tank.
Speaker 2: Let's dry. No, but I am. They're up to my wedding.
Speaker 2: Not my wedding, my nephew's wedding. Brad and Meddi are
Speaker 2: getting married tomorrow. But you know, it's hay fever season,
Speaker 2: it's asthma season. So I have packed the medical little
Speaker 2: kit for the car, and it's got all puffers and
Speaker 2: I've had to explain and leave notes of what's this,
Speaker 2: that and the other. And I was asked if he
Speaker 2: thought that if I thought he was an idiot, and
Speaker 2: I said, no, of course not. And he said, I
Speaker 2: have been a father for twelve years.
Speaker 4: I know what to do.
Speaker 2: So I've got the speech.
Speaker 4: You'll get a phone call. I guarantee. I've said that
Speaker 4: to Sarah. I have got them this right. Though, fast
Speaker 4: forward to twelve hours later, I'm gonna have to make
Speaker 4: that call.
Speaker 3: I still get it there, like if Bianker went out
Speaker 3: to the movies last night with her friends and she
Speaker 3: still texts me to say how much of his dinner
Speaker 3: did he eat? For me? Looking after Gordy.
Speaker 4: So I'm not there in city tomorrow. I will be
Speaker 4: watching tomorrow evening. I'm actually doing something completely different. I'm
Speaker 4: going to my first ever in person this weekend, a
Speaker 4: two day men's group that I am now. A couple
Speaker 4: of weeks ago and I booked into. I was like,
Speaker 4: this would be a great thing for me to do
Speaker 4: over the weekend and then it runs for the next
Speaker 4: three months. Now it's tomorrow, I'm absolutely terrified. What do
Speaker 4: you have to do in men's grow I don't know yet.
Speaker 4: I did one online during lockdown that was brilliant, did
Speaker 4: it over twelve weeks and it was It was amazing.
Speaker 4: It was incredible experience. There was me and thirty other
Speaker 4: guys Australians from all over Australia, but quite a few
Speaker 4: of them were stuck in other countries because it was
Speaker 4: in the mid of lockdown, and it was brilliant. It
Speaker 4: was a different theme each week, but it was quite
Speaker 4: intense at times, and it was it was actually it
Speaker 4: was actually quite sad at times to seeing how many
Speaker 4: men really are suffering and need help. And I don't
Speaker 4: mean that men have it harder than women. I'm merely
Speaker 4: saying that. And you'll know that, you know, men are
Speaker 4: in a lot of pain.
Speaker 3: And less likely to talk as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I am now tomorrow, I am absolutely terrified
Speaker 4: because I will be forced into you're in an environment.
Speaker 4: There are going to be fifteen other guys. When I
Speaker 4: checked onto it, the guy when he said to me,
Speaker 4: it'd be great to have someone your age there. You'll
Speaker 4: be the elder of the guys. I'm only fifty some
Speaker 4: elder I don't even refer to as the elder of
Speaker 4: the community, like smoking some peace pipe.
Speaker 2: Maybe he made like the wise one.
Speaker 4: No, we didn't say that, he said elder. He did
Speaker 4: not say I waited for wise. He just said elder.
Speaker 3: So you get the special car park at the front
Speaker 3: so that you don't have to walk as far out.
Speaker 4: That's how about the elder of our male A little
Speaker 4: circle over the weekend.
Speaker 3: You'll be doing it. I guess there will be a
Speaker 3: trustful at least one trustful this weekend.
Speaker 4: Don't drop the old guy. There's Brittell Moones.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Let's do double thumbs up. What we talk about the
Speaker 4: things we're into this week, Patsy, what's it for you?
Speaker 2: Yes, I've been wanting to talk about this. My idle,
Speaker 2: absolute idol in radio as a presenter is Amanda Killer
Speaker 2: and she has launched a brand new podcast, Double a Chattery.
Speaker 4: Yes with her friend Yes.
Speaker 2: Yes with a friend who is a forensic psychologist Anita
Speaker 2: as a name, and they used to go or they
Speaker 2: still do go walking in that chat like you do.
Speaker 2: And they thought, you know what, we should take this
Speaker 2: to a podcast, and we're so much better for the
Speaker 2: fact that they did. The second episode, though, she has
Speaker 2: touched on a really emotional issue her husband, revealing that
Speaker 2: her husband Harley, is living with Parkinson's disease.
Speaker 4: And it's heartbreaking, such.
Speaker 2: An emotional raw honest informing they love.
Speaker 4: Each other so much and Amanda is such a big
Speaker 4: art anyway, good Himee for talking about it.
Speaker 2: Absolute soul mates and it's done so much for people.
Speaker 2: There's something like two hundred and twenty thousand Australians living
Speaker 2: with Parkinson's and you know something like I think it's
Speaker 2: one in five a diagnosed before the ages.
Speaker 4: Such a cruel thing as well.
Speaker 2: So it's it's just beautiful. So it's called double A chattery.
Speaker 2: I'm loving it and it's on the free iHeart Radio
Speaker 2: Apple wherever you get.
Speaker 3: I just got the name for it. I'm sorry, bits
Speaker 3: like well like a double A battery.
Speaker 4: I stared at it for ages and now it's Amanda
Speaker 4: and her friend is called Anita. Yeah, double a No,
Speaker 4: it took me a while. Chat. I just stare it
Speaker 4: a lot. I always texted Amanda to go why is
Speaker 4: it called that? Thank god I did the Genius of
Speaker 4: the Week. She got love that. How do you get
Speaker 4: a job in Australian radio?
Speaker 2: So I'm loving that on iHeart.
Speaker 4: She in inspiration for you because I think she's the
Speaker 4: best presenter in the country.
Speaker 2: I honestly have loved Amanda since way back when I
Speaker 2: was a student at school and she was doing beyond
Speaker 2: two thousand, which was oh wow. And she was just
Speaker 2: star quality right from the start. And I can remember
Speaker 2: she was my favorite of all all the journalists on
Speaker 2: that show. And she was just schmick right from the beginning.
Speaker 2: She was so engaging and she had so much charisma,
Speaker 2: and of course she's an idol. She's like upper echelon.
Speaker 2: She's amazing.
Speaker 4: I think her and Denton's radio show, the first boss
Speaker 4: I had was Australian. He did be one of the
Speaker 4: best favors ever rid. He would get these cassettes sent
Speaker 4: over in Australia when it used to take a lot.
Speaker 4: This was in ninety eight when I started of Mick
Speaker 4: Milloy and also Amanda and Andrew Denton Show, and I
Speaker 4: learned so much about the radio you could do that
Speaker 4: we weren't getting at the time in the UK from
Speaker 4: those two shows. But especially Amanda.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's an absolute icon. She really is original, all
Speaker 2: those good words.
Speaker 3: I love her.
Speaker 4: I do it now. What's in the box?
Speaker 3: What's in the box?
Speaker 4: This is the same sort of box I saw in
Speaker 4: the movie once called seven Amanda's Head. I was about
Speaker 4: to say that and then edited it too dark, too soon.
Speaker 4: After a nice heart break, you just had your acra.
Speaker 2: No oh, no bleeding. Where do we stand with Coriander?
Speaker 4: I need to know disgusting. I will see devil's pubic hair.
Speaker 4: That's where I stand.
Speaker 3: My wife puts it in everything.
Speaker 2: But some say you never mess with the classic. What's
Speaker 2: your favorite Dorrito's cheese?
Speaker 3: A prime?
Speaker 4: Perhaps he's pointing as as you're doing a school lesson
Speaker 4: you thicket the back. It doesn't get involved enough.
Speaker 3: This is an easy soft fall for you.
Speaker 4: Do you watch your favorite Dorinto's not? What's the capital
Speaker 4: of Egypt?
Speaker 2: What's your Christian?
Speaker 4: This is a classic cheese.
Speaker 2: Well you're like, no, don't stop it, don't even judge
Speaker 2: before you've tasted Dodo's coriander't indulgently it is indulgently bag.
Speaker 4: It's like have you seen this cushions?
Speaker 2: He got one in there, fragrant, indulgently soapy.
Speaker 4: Be honest with you. I know we'll see this week.
Speaker 4: It's been about getting ready for the awards tomorrow night.
Speaker 4: You've literally just bought some random old junk that you've
Speaker 4: been set. Now you've been sent that's only.
Speaker 3: A pigeon hole. And he says they make these discussing
Speaker 3: flavors just so people like us talk about.
Speaker 4: No, no, I don't be linked to this. For Trina Jones,
Speaker 4: cash for plugs cash and plugs that's actually in afford,
Speaker 4: that new dress in Sydney, lots of lime. We're going
Speaker 4: to take a break. When we come back, professionalism will
Speaker 4: be restored.
Speaker 1: All this Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're doing double thumbs up. We'll we talk about the
Speaker 4: things we're into this week. Two things for me, one
Speaker 4: thing that I'm rediscovering just how brilliant it is. My
Speaker 4: favorite TV show of all time. But my youngest daughter
Speaker 4: is getting into it, and that's sigin Feld. Oh my word,
Speaker 4: I cannot tell you the Just every evening we're sat
Speaker 4: on the counch, we're having our TV we having our
Speaker 4: TV time together and we're just going through various seasons.
Speaker 4: You pick an episode, you sit down and watch it.
Speaker 4: It just makes you feel happy good. They're still laugh
Speaker 4: out loud funny in twenty twenty three. Seinfeld is still
Speaker 4: really really funny. It's aged so well perfect.
Speaker 3: What's your take on the rumor that they might remake
Speaker 3: the final episode, which admittedly it was terrible.
Speaker 4: It was awful for one of the greatest TV shows
Speaker 4: of all time. They really didn't. They just didn't land
Speaker 4: the ending. It just didn't. It just didn't work. They've
Speaker 4: Larry and Jerry have all said that they just they
Speaker 4: just made a mistake. I'd love to see them do
Speaker 4: another go simp because right Jerry Seinfeld, if you hear
Speaker 4: on podcast, who still see him doing stand up? He's
Speaker 4: still a killer him and Larry, and Larry's still brilliant
Speaker 4: in Kirby and Feuis of those still have still got it.
Speaker 4: They could do a funny ending. If I had to
Speaker 4: have one dream, it would be that they actually stayed
Speaker 4: true to how it ended and it's a prison breakout
Speaker 4: in the characters. I'd love to see them do that.
Speaker 4: So yeah, Seinfeld. It's on Netflix seasons and seasons of
Speaker 4: just Greatness. Actually they're only like twenty four minutes each episode.
Speaker 4: Veray good. The other thing that highlighted my wife and
Speaker 4: I weekend last weekend was you know, when you're watching
Speaker 4: something good, you know there's a couple of episodes and
Speaker 4: you plan actually your night around it. When he sat down,
Speaker 4: he goes he's on glass and wine and his snack's
Speaker 4: not the Coryander flavor. The retails that won't work. It's
Speaker 4: a Beckham documentary. There's a reason why this is the
Speaker 4: number one show in the world right now on Netflix.
Speaker 4: It is brilliant. You don't need to be a soccer fan.
Speaker 4: It'ss like to me, it's as good as I love
Speaker 4: the Michael Jordan documentary The Last Dance. It's a very
Speaker 4: different kind of documentary to that, but it's brilliant. David
Speaker 4: Beckham comes across as a very charming, deeply reflective guy.
Speaker 4: The stuff that they've got as well some of it.
Speaker 4: He comes across as even like an Alan Partridge, just
Speaker 4: s to him where he's doing very mundane things. It
Speaker 4: opens with him I didn't know he's a beekeeper now
Speaker 4: his own honey. You're opening there and he's in his
Speaker 4: beekeeper's outfit chatting about this honey he makes I think
Speaker 4: I thought would open with the goal. You know, so
Speaker 4: many great goals to choose on. But it's a brilliant documentary.
Speaker 4: It's simply called beck and it's very very good. It's brilliant.
Speaker 4: Each hour long episode zips alongs. It takes you back
Speaker 4: to the nineties as well. Nineties for me my favorite decade.
Speaker 4: It's when you're at a certain age where you're enjoying yourself.
Speaker 4: I got married in nineties. Start in radio, going back
Speaker 4: to the nineties and just seeing how much our lives
Speaker 4: have changed. The first thing is there's no mobiles insign
Speaker 4: all right, there's news, Patsies, there's newspapers everywhere you and
Speaker 4: newspapers were huge. You see footage news footed people reading newspapers.
Speaker 4: And then they've got pubs in the nineties that are crammed.
Speaker 4: Do you remember in pubs and nineties when you're watching
Speaker 4: like you'd been watching Afoul or Iron, there were tiny
Speaker 4: TVs about thirty inch TVs. An entire pub all staring
Speaker 4: at some tiny TV in the corner. Anyway, it's a
Speaker 4: great documentary. Cannot recommend it enough. You will love it.
Speaker 1: It's called Beckham the Christian No Connells Show podcasts.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, just looking at Jack and pats you
Speaker 4: guys must have been too Hawaii in the last twenty
Speaker 4: four hours because you got tans that weren't there twenty
Speaker 4: hours ago.
Speaker 2: And Jack, yeah, it was a beautiful day.
Speaker 3: Yes, I live, gosh in the north of the Northern
Speaker 3: It was definitely.
Speaker 4: To Northern Territory to get that kind of tan, very dark,
Speaker 4: very quickly. People, Patsy more so than Jacked, and you
Speaker 4: obviously had a shower towards your spray down off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you meant to anti looks, aren't you? You meant
Speaker 3: to wash it off on?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I washed it off after she's got what Michael
Speaker 4: Jackson that that's just not not sorry, not no, no,
Speaker 4: it's a shower's bowl. They asked me if I want
Speaker 4: at Jackson.
Speaker 3: Like a small medium alt It couldn't have been that's
Speaker 3: coffee shops dark yeah, And I said, just give me
Speaker 3: the most natural looking one. What did you ask for?
Speaker 4: Fool?
Speaker 2: Look, you're both giving me a damn conflict.
Speaker 4: I was wondering where we were going with this. Anyway,
Speaker 4: Let's say you got spray town to move on? All right?
Speaker 4: Knock off Friday? Best question a week What time are
Speaker 4: you knocking off today? And what is the highlight of
Speaker 4: your weekend? A nine four one four one oh four
Speaker 4: to three. My today plans have changed rapidly due to
Speaker 4: the events of yesterday.
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 4: And I was really excited about that son no sound
Speaker 4: bar being installed yesterday. It's going back today.
Speaker 3: What can you have a soundbar? I didn't like it,
Speaker 3: the look of it, the sound of it.
Speaker 4: It's the look of it. I didn't pay for people
Speaker 4: to come out and installed it. Oh there to pack
Speaker 4: it away within minutes? How big was it? Garish? Apparently?
Speaker 4: AH got to take it back today. Humiliation in front
Speaker 4: of those people. They looked at me. I looked at
Speaker 4: the floor, shuffled off. My mummy won't let me so
Speaker 4: what it is? It's Glastonbury in this room, Chris, you've
Speaker 4: got you bought. She's right, I bought a seventy two
Speaker 4: weeks ago. At no point, when we're watching it, we
Speaker 4: go what did he say? It's a seventy five minutes.
Speaker 4: It doesn't need it separate mega sort of stack thing
Speaker 4: that you get a Glasston ruche, she said, garishly underneath it.
Speaker 4: I mean it did look garish. Anyways, going back today,
Speaker 4: I've got that whole thing. And then where they go
Speaker 4: did not like it? Do you want a different color?
Speaker 4: You can now? My wife didn't like it. Because I
Speaker 4: have no balls.
Speaker 3: There will be no swapping her for anything else out
Speaker 3: of the store.
Speaker 4: Just please let me go anyway, Jackie boy, what are
Speaker 4: you up to today? So you're heading over to Sydney
Speaker 4: Radio Awards tomorrow night? What are you doing tonight in Sydney?
Speaker 3: Get this? My friend Magic Mike, who is a magician
Speaker 3: lives in Sydney. Every time I get up there, I
Speaker 3: try to see him. He sent me a text yesterday said,
Speaker 3: my friend owns a super nice apartment in the middle
Speaker 3: of BONDI overlooks the water. We often do it is
Speaker 3: this hu Jackman by the way.
Speaker 4: I no, he's single.
Speaker 3: Now be careful, he goes. We often do a Friday
Speaker 3: magic night. Would you like to come?
Speaker 4: This is your idea.
Speaker 3: I am going to a magic party.
Speaker 4: Now it didn't you say? It's magic and games, magic in.
Speaker 3: Game, so the pictionary, he said? We do social game
Speaker 3: magic and so social games. What does that mean?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you know what that involves? What well?
Speaker 2: Bowl and keys?
Speaker 4: Doesn't it involve you think that's what it's doing. It
Speaker 4: does sound a bit strange and die hello, yeah, but
Speaker 4: I'm only party. Is it?
Speaker 3: Stranger in town bringing bank? Biank is going to the
Speaker 3: theater tonight?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, And they go, okay, sure mate, that's called
Speaker 4: a beard in our game. My wife isn't here tonight.
Speaker 4: Wait wait, let me get my wand out anyway, Patsy,
Speaker 4: and then you're flying off as well to sitting the
Speaker 4: day with your turn.
Speaker 2: Yes, with my turn, my turn, and I are both
Speaker 2: going on the plane up on the four forty flash.
Speaker 4: Have you got an acceptance speech ready?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: I haven't got an acceptance. Yeah, you have practice in
Speaker 4: front of the mirror for the last year. I have
Speaker 4: not twenty years, Jack.
Speaker 2: I hope you have because if this team wins best
Speaker 2: on air team, I've.
Speaker 4: Already been asked if I want to record something or
Speaker 4: get you to say so, I'm going to ask you
Speaker 4: to say so thing.
Speaker 3: What if you what do I do? Walk up to
Speaker 3: the microphone and then hold the phone up.
Speaker 4: Now even more humiliating than that, a giant me was
Speaker 4: going to appear on a screen behind you. Move a
Speaker 4: side Jackobat moves side Jack.
Speaker 3: If you are seeing, we have won the mojor lawn.
Speaker 3: Like the Wizard of Ours when they get.
Speaker 4: To the cab, I am the Wizard of Ours down under.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Knock Off Friday. We ask you what time you're knocking
Speaker 4: off today and what are you looking forward to this weekend?
Speaker 4: On ninety four one four, one oh four three and
Speaker 4: game on him?
Speaker 6: More than God? There are you going?
Speaker 4: You're good? So what time you knocking off today?
Speaker 5: So I tell you I'm knocking off hopefully at three o'clock.
Speaker 5: It's usually the magic number, so fingers cross man.
Speaker 4: I like that three is the magic it's a good
Speaker 4: knockoff time on Friday. And then what are you watch
Speaker 4: this weekend?
Speaker 5: This weekend Melbourne Marathon weekend, which will be Sunday.
Speaker 4: So good luck the big race?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the Big Dance, very much, been looking forward to it,
Speaker 5: but also sweaty jocks at the idea of it all
Speaker 5: as well. So but see how we go.
Speaker 4: So have you got a time that you're trying to
Speaker 4: get it in? Under all?
Speaker 5: I'm looking at it. Probably anything under four hours I'll
Speaker 5: be happy with. But I'm probably looking around the three
Speaker 5: forty mark, three hours and forty minutes. It's my it'll
Speaker 5: be my first Melbourne marathon, so to this try and
Speaker 5: engage where I'll be at and then hopefully next year
Speaker 5: going for it. Be good to maybe do the Sydney
Speaker 5: one as well.
Speaker 4: So have you done the Melbourne Mouth and you've done it.
Speaker 3: Everything, I've done the half marathon that same.
Speaker 4: Week of endurance and so how's your how's your training gone?
Speaker 5: The training it's I can't really speak much on the training.
Speaker 5: I've just coming back from overseas for nine weeks about
Speaker 5: four weeks ago, so I returned with a bigger belly.
Speaker 4: You've not seen that sort of training program actually, where
Speaker 4: I they urge you to sort of carb up, maybe
Speaker 4: the night before, but not nine weeks before training in BALI.
Speaker 5: I'm hoping I haven't shot myself in the foot here, guys.
Speaker 5: But you know, I'll let you know how I go.
Speaker 4: I came up without three or forty? Is that for
Speaker 4: the half month? And yeah, honestly, we'll be starting the
Speaker 4: show Monday and you'll just be finishing the last.
Speaker 5: K, dragging over the line, gasping for the last.
Speaker 4: Bit of well, listen, good luck, enjoy it Sunday and
Speaker 4: let us know Monday. Give us a call. Let's know
Speaker 4: how you got on.
Speaker 5: Oh cool, guys, enjoy your weakend. Yeah, and with JACKO
Speaker 5: and the Ten.
Speaker 4: Like a wrap at the end of the show where
Speaker 4: they just start random word association. Did he say spray turn.
Speaker 3: Enjoy the ten?
Speaker 4: Alright?
Speaker 3: Because we were talking about running. I thought he meant
Speaker 3: the tan is in the potential.
Speaker 4: Confused and now we've got tan yea, which is really
Speaker 4: gonna throw jack Tania, good morning, good morning, and what
Speaker 4: time are you knocking off today.
Speaker 7: I'm hoping about ten o'clock this morning. Yes, yeah, and
Speaker 7: I'm pretty sure my boss is listening. So if you are, Grady,
Speaker 7: I'm hoping for ten o'clock.
Speaker 4: Shout out to Grady, Shout out to spray Town, shout
Speaker 4: out to the Tan as well, and all turns out there.
Speaker 4: And then what are you looking forward to this weekend? Uh?
Speaker 7: The beta for Call of Juny for PC players comes
Speaker 7: out today and.
Speaker 4: You're getting that for your kids?
Speaker 7: Or doo new new new new that's mummy tyme whoa.
Speaker 4: Okay, shoot him up, mama. So that's today you're gonna
Speaker 4: get on and play the beta version of it?
Speaker 6: Yes, sir?
Speaker 3: What does that mean you're like a testa.
Speaker 4: For the game?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: We are, yees. So PlayStation came out last week and
Speaker 7: I purely bought PlayStation pre order because eb games have
Speaker 7: a hat that I want and I've also got a
Speaker 7: pre ordered on PC.
Speaker 4: All right, So okay, and then and how many hours
Speaker 4: will he play that?
Speaker 5: To?
Speaker 4: Gay Tanya? Will you get some mum time?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 7: Usually i'd play from four am until the kids get
Speaker 7: picked up from school because it's not often I get
Speaker 7: solid game time without the kids, but today it's only
Speaker 7: going to be about six to eight hours.
Speaker 4: That is a nightmare. So I solid ou at the
Speaker 4: office and if you got like the headset on and
Speaker 4: I do yep, oh wow, Red leader one going in guys,
Speaker 4: was we well, Tanya eastern Own enjoy your special mummy
Speaker 4: time today. Thank you call of mum duty.
Speaker 1: Carler Bryner know you're listening to the question of Carl's
Speaker 1: Show podcast what.
Speaker 4: Is about men? Where we are never far away from
Speaker 4: trying to compete with another guy. It's actually exhausting and said,
Speaker 4: just in the last sixty seconds an innocent chat between me,
Speaker 4: Jack and producer parent the studio about people doing the
Speaker 4: Melbourne Mouth on this weekend, and I was saying, Gordon
Speaker 4: Ramsey's done the Londermouth and three off hours, and since
Speaker 4: Statham has done it in under three hours, and just
Speaker 4: what a feat of enjoyance is for any human to
Speaker 4: run it in under three hours the marathon. I still
Speaker 4: think it's an incredible event. Perry in the studio goes,
Speaker 4: I'm very very still, very very quick. It's a matter
Speaker 4: of genetics. I'm very quick at hundred meters. Jack. Then
Speaker 4: I can see him going because Obviously Jack thinks he's
Speaker 4: some sort of former athlete, could have gone all the
Speaker 4: way to the Olympics at one hundred meters or something.
Speaker 3: They did a dad like in all these documentaries.
Speaker 4: I like, he didn't have a bushy dad. You didn't
Speaker 4: even have a psycho dad. Jack goes, how quick do
Speaker 4: you think you could do it? And then suddenly they're
Speaker 4: into it. I think I could beat you. This is
Speaker 4: just in a last sixty seconds. Bats. We're trying to
Speaker 4: get ready for the show.
Speaker 3: Now, I'm actually thinking, if we're all up in city
Speaker 3: this weekend for the awards, is there a track in
Speaker 3: Sydney we can get two hundred meters two hundred meters
Speaker 3: where we can take this challenge on the.
Speaker 4: Radio Awards and the show there for its nominations tomornight.
Speaker 4: It's a moment for unity. Not you two sat on
Speaker 4: rival tables because one have you beat the other one
Speaker 4: and there were dodgy circumstances and I don't think I
Speaker 4: had the starting pistol. Please do not race before that.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not sorting that, miss No, No.
Speaker 4: It's not fair on Patsy, all right. So it's the
Speaker 4: Radio Awards to my night in Sydney and Jack and
Speaker 4: Patsy are here today and they have beautiful, glowing, healthy
Speaker 4: natural from a bottle or a spray can tans. And
Speaker 4: what happened yesterday?
Speaker 3: Well, I go, I have had a spray tend when
Speaker 3: you first, by the way, do it because he looks
Speaker 3: so different from yesterday.
Speaker 4: Naturally natural, there's nothing natural about you.
Speaker 3: But when you first get it, it's really dark. You're
Speaker 3: really dark. And then when you wash it off, it
Speaker 3: kind of evens out. So I washed it off last time.
Speaker 4: Have you washed it off?
Speaker 3: Yes, I've washed it? Okay, this is it as a natural?
Speaker 4: So natural.
Speaker 3: Yesterday old man Otto, who's my neighbor, comes knocking on
Speaker 3: the door. He loves to popping. Doesn't let you know
Speaker 3: he's coming around.
Speaker 4: Just how do you feel about that?
Speaker 3: I'm getting used to it because he's there every few
Speaker 3: days knocking on the door.
Speaker 4: So wht me just come around, just have a chat
Speaker 4: and shoot the breeze, have a good old chat.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to to see my sprays hand, and
Speaker 3: I had. I just didn't like the idea of it.
Speaker 3: He feels like he's from a generation where men can get.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 3: I just didn't I felt embarrassed. And once you've made
Speaker 3: the decision to hide, you can't come No, no, you
Speaker 3: can't come out.
Speaker 4: So just got to see where were you hiding from
Speaker 4: your neighbor who just dropped him.
Speaker 3: I'm in the bedroom, which is right by the front door,
Speaker 3: so I can hear Bianka answer the door.
Speaker 4: I texted her to relax. When you're hiding in your
Speaker 4: own home, is it?
Speaker 3: I texted her, I said, I'm hiding in here because
Speaker 3: of the spray hand. Do not say anything. Five minutes
Speaker 3: go by, and then I can. I'm listening to their
Speaker 3: conversation Alalin chat and I know Bianca just wants to
Speaker 3: fill the hole, and she goes, Jack's here by the way,
Speaker 3: come on. I text her, you betrayed me.
Speaker 4: Did you have to come out?
Speaker 3: Said you betrayed me. She said, come out, come out.
Speaker 3: You knows she here. I said, I'm tell him, I'm working.
Speaker 3: She betrayed me.
Speaker 4: So what did he say? Did he say, oh, hijack?
Speaker 3: I can hear them, and then Bank saying, oh, he's
Speaker 3: got the radio wards he wanted to look nice for you, when.
Speaker 4: Oh, he's just getting his backsack and crack down at
Speaker 4: the moment. Can you go and tear off a strip.
Speaker 4: There're some bleach for him and some gloves. It's quite
Speaker 4: hairy around there.
Speaker 3: Waste no time?
Speaker 4: What is it about when you with someone? My wife
Speaker 4: does the say anything at any moment to throw me
Speaker 4: under the bottle? Do you do with that, Chris? Is
Speaker 4: it to keep us in place constantly?
Speaker 2: And I'm constantly saying to him too much information? They
Speaker 2: don't need to know every single thing I need.
Speaker 3: I don't say anything in capitals. I was trying to say,
Speaker 3: I know you think it'd be funny to wrap me out,
Speaker 3: but this one is serious. I don't want to be
Speaker 3: running out. I'm in my hiding spot and I don't
Speaker 3: want to put out. But she still betrayed me.
Speaker 4: What is it two days ago when you denied that
Speaker 4: your love of Oscar the gra ouch because we said
Speaker 4: you like Heidi went no, I don't. Two days later,
Speaker 4: texting your wife in your own home, I'm hiding in
Speaker 4: here and I won't come out all right, So this
Speaker 4: morning hiding as a grown up from the grown up
Speaker 4: human beings. And also, when have you been thrown under
Speaker 4: the bus by your other half?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: It is now under two weeks time to curns up
Speaker 4: on our high school musical that we're putting on for
Speaker 4: grown ups who never got a speaking part back in
Speaker 4: the day at their play. You named it. It's Grouse
Speaker 4: the musical send the eighties our version of Greece here
Speaker 4: in the eighties in Australia.
Speaker 3: Grousy is no word.
Speaker 4: Is not what you heard. It's a bar fll Reson's
Speaker 4: not a failure the casting. Even so yesterday on the show,
Speaker 4: we were saying, because obviously Grease you think about the car,
Speaker 4: it's a center point thought the whole thing, along with
Speaker 4: the love story with Senny and Danny. So we need
Speaker 4: our own Australian car that says eighties Australia. What we'd
Speaker 4: really love is the.
Speaker 3: Theater that we have in this de la style college.
Speaker 4: You've got a beautiful theater in and school in Malvern
Speaker 4: who've lent us their space. We'd love to have a
Speaker 4: car there. And now, obviously what we can't do is
Speaker 4: some old eighties a car that weighs a.
Speaker 3: Bomb up on stage and falling through the stage.
Speaker 4: That some people are real kill joys, aren't they. Shame
Speaker 4: on that school for not let us smash up their
Speaker 4: theater space. But what we would love to have is
Speaker 4: the shell. We have been offered a Monaro from nineteen
Speaker 4: sixty nine which is owned by one of you called Charlie.
Speaker 4: It is a beautiful car. The engine is actually out
Speaker 4: of his car at the moment being repaired. So we
Speaker 4: want to know if there's anyone who knows about this
Speaker 4: kind of stuff. How much would it weigh? Could we
Speaker 4: get it on a palette into this school theater?
Speaker 3: A friend of mine said that engine weighs up to
Speaker 3: two hundred and fifty kilograms, So if we got the
Speaker 3: Manaro minus two hundred and fifty kilogram, I'm surely it's
Speaker 3: getting to the point now where it's not going to
Speaker 3: fall through the stage. How much else do we have
Speaker 3: to take out of the Minarro?
Speaker 4: Based on what sort of workings are you're a friend
Speaker 4: of yours, we've got to go on a friend of yours.
Speaker 3: Sorry I should have said he loves cars.
Speaker 4: Oh there you go, a car lover. So two hundred
Speaker 4: and fifty kilos, what do you have it onlin? Because
Speaker 4: you've also got another mate works at Kennard's. Yes, have
Speaker 4: they got something that you know? One of those? Is
Speaker 4: it a palette thing.
Speaker 3: What do you want to jack the car up?
Speaker 4: Yes, and then you move it across onto the stage
Speaker 4: and then they pull the wheels out, that trolley out.
Speaker 3: I'm going to ask him now, I'm going to text
Speaker 3: him now please Okay.
Speaker 2: Think they call it a scissor lift.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're going to people. Yeah, that's like instead of
Speaker 3: a cherry picker, like getting up high.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't need the car like ten meters in
Speaker 3: the air.
Speaker 4: No, Actually, the chance of that happening right now, I'm
Speaker 4: going to nip that straight the bubble because I can
Speaker 4: hear our boss Ohs going how many want two hundred
Speaker 4: listeners and a car hovering them? Because Jack's mate is
Speaker 4: Carlever said, this is all legit.
Speaker 3: We just need this way safely bring the car on stage.
Speaker 4: What about if it's not on stage, because it's not
Speaker 4: safe to be on stage, and it's simply where the
Speaker 4: seats are. This is called immersive theater, but that's where
Speaker 4: the is with the audience, well a few less seats.
Speaker 4: What do we want the car or the audience car?
Speaker 3: Say, just in our high school theater, you couldn't take
Speaker 3: the seat to Jack.
Speaker 4: Let me just paint the vision Here the car is
Speaker 4: in the middle of the seats. VIP sit in the
Speaker 4: car like this. Wow, it's that the royal box.
Speaker 3: It sort of does defeat the purpose though, where we
Speaker 3: need the car for the seat.
Speaker 4: Detail not on the show, not during the show, but
Speaker 4: no detail nada. All right, So can anyone help us?
Speaker 4: What do we need to help with lifting the car?
Speaker 3: Yeah? How do help with problem? Solve it? We want
Speaker 3: a car on stage?
Speaker 4: Else listening, who can join this conversation.
Speaker 3: We either need to make the car lighter, We need
Speaker 3: to need maybe just the body of a car. We
Speaker 3: need some kind of tool that brings the car onto
Speaker 3: stage or into the seating area.
Speaker 4: I was going to know about this. People that pick
Speaker 4: up broken down cars, they know about weight as that
Speaker 4: winch thing they have, they do that really?
Speaker 3: Do they do that half asleep? Or do we need
Speaker 3: that crane that has a big magnet on it that
Speaker 3: lifts the car up and drops it into place.
Speaker 4: Yeah? Any of this stuff? Okay? Can anyone help us?
Speaker 4: Basically get a shell of a car in a theater.
Speaker 4: Don't even worry about the on stage bit. I like
Speaker 4: the idea now because then at a key moment are
Speaker 4: san and our Danny can come and sit in the
Speaker 4: car and sing.
Speaker 3: Yes, But are their VIPs in't there?
Speaker 4: They have to get out all of them? Look anyway?
Speaker 4: Put Like I said, we've got two weeks. It's such
Speaker 4: a long time to sort this out. Can you help
Speaker 4: us with our dream to have a shell of a car,
Speaker 4: an old nineteen eighties Australia car in the theater or
Speaker 4: on the floor.
Speaker 1: The Christian No Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 4: How do we get a car or the shed of
Speaker 4: a car into a school theater for our musical we're
Speaker 4: putting on a two weeks time set in the eighties,
Speaker 4: our version of Greece called Grouse the musical. Davis just
Speaker 4: emailed me from work Christian thinking about the car issue.
Speaker 4: I reckon it would be more in line with the
Speaker 4: school play not to have a real car. No school
Speaker 4: plays ever had a real car. What gets done in
Speaker 4: school plays is a painted one side of cardboard or
Speaker 4: timber mock up with helpers pushing it around and carrying it.
Speaker 4: Could you get a carpenter to cut an outline? Christian?
Speaker 4: Good luck with plan A. This will be your plan B. David,
Speaker 4: thank you very much. But we've got a dream.
Speaker 3: We got a dream. If I remember the wagon that
Speaker 3: we had in the Western painted onto cardboard in my
Speaker 3: high school play, he was, it's deflating.
Speaker 4: Yes, no, we can't have that, okay, Frank, Good morning, Frank,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Christian?
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good mate. So listen, we have a dream, we
Speaker 4: have a vision. Can you have it coome a a reality?
Speaker 6: Well, Christian, you're struggling getting the car in the building,
Speaker 6: I've got an option for you. I've got a lot
Speaker 6: of old Holden parts, classic grilled front seat, steering mill.
Speaker 6: Dad's on it, the whole lot that I'm sure they
Speaker 6: could put through the through the two doors, and I'm
Speaker 6: sure Jack can assist to put it all together for you.
Speaker 4: Christian, look like a kid.
Speaker 3: To build a car from parts on stage?
Speaker 6: What is this?
Speaker 4: My guy for the musical? Actually, I pay good money
Speaker 4: for my guys to the musical.
Speaker 3: We've got less than two weeks, we don't have a
Speaker 3: full scrip, we've not done one rehearsal, and you want
Speaker 3: us to build a car on stage.
Speaker 4: However, though, it's a move on tell you what, Frank,
Speaker 4: it's a move nearer to what we're doing than David
Speaker 4: and his Car't ball get a carpet to do an
Speaker 4: outline of a car.
Speaker 3: You're right, like, if worse comes to worse, if they're
Speaker 3: sitting in the holden seat, at least it is a nod.
Speaker 4: To a Sandy is we cut till now? That's some
Speaker 4: movies cut to cut to Sandy's on a seat that
Speaker 4: Frank has done to us. She's, oh my god, I'm
Speaker 4: so lonely. Right now?
Speaker 3: Who's this?
Speaker 4: Who exit enters stage right with a still will maybe
Speaker 4: a battery under his his n it's our daddy. Maybe
Speaker 4: maybe he's got a car hall or something like that,
Speaker 4: or indicator.
Speaker 3: I don't hate it, Frank, No, I like it better
Speaker 3: than the cardboard.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, this is now this is plan a minus
Speaker 4: at the moment. But I like it. Frank, Thank you
Speaker 4: very much. We might be coming back to you. It's
Speaker 4: got a Jackie here, more than Jackie Christian.
Speaker 9: I know exactly how you're going to get that car
Speaker 9: onto that stage.
Speaker 4: This is who we need an architect. Every visionary needs
Speaker 4: an architect.
Speaker 3: Jackie.
Speaker 4: How can we do this?
Speaker 9: Okay, So if the car is completely like gout it
Speaker 9: and it's just a shell, you're going to need to
Speaker 9: get it onto some Dolly wheels, which is like a
Speaker 9: platform and it's got like four wheels on it, so
Speaker 9: you're able to actually maneuver the car around. You can
Speaker 9: make to go left right, even if it doesn't actually
Speaker 9: have wheels. But if it has wheels and it doesn't
Speaker 9: actually have like the steering wheel and stuff and it
Speaker 9: so you can't turn the wheels, you're still going to
Speaker 9: need the dollies anyways. So my best bet is get
Speaker 9: a toe track and then get the dollies.
Speaker 3: And you'll be fine.
Speaker 4: So we'd have four dollies, one for each tire. Yeap, gotcha.
Speaker 4: They do this in Formula one and then those fancy
Speaker 4: car showrooms. I things are not damaged, brand new car tires.
Speaker 6: Correct.
Speaker 4: How do you know all this, Jackie? What do you do?
Speaker 9: I work for a restoration part business and I'm actually
Speaker 9: building a car myself, so I know all about it.
Speaker 4: What are you building at the moment?
Speaker 9: I'm building a Tarana?
Speaker 4: Can we have that it is half built at the moment.
Speaker 4: We've got to say what we look at the moment
Speaker 4: is a cardboard outline and a car batcher and a
Speaker 4: steering wheel.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I think the Toronto is going to be able to
Speaker 9: get there in two ways.
Speaker 4: Can you put the word out in your community that
Speaker 4: we're looking for the shell of a classic age Definitely.
Speaker 4: You must be a forum that you're in right now.
Speaker 4: There must be a forum that you go to, like
Speaker 4: a car restoration forum.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Great, if you let them know, we just need to show. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then Jackie, you think the shell and on the
Speaker 3: Dolly wheels is not too heavy to fall through the stage,
Speaker 3: you'll be fine.
Speaker 9: Yeah, because if everything's out of it, like Jack said earlier,
Speaker 9: and weighs the most. So if everything's out of the
Speaker 9: engine bay and if everything's being worked on, it's going
Speaker 9: to be just the shelter. It's very light.
Speaker 4: What about people, it's just a shell and there's no wheels.
Speaker 4: The wheels can be cardboard. Actually that would look awful
Speaker 4: hand be ruined.
Speaker 3: And then the wheels the heaviest part of a car.
Speaker 4: How Jack, can you put word out to your people.
Speaker 4: We'll see where we are, but thank you very much
Speaker 4: for your help. Okay, and Frank as well. We'll get there.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Good Morning, Lee, good question. How do shopping centers get
Speaker 4: that car that you can win, say with airport? Yes,
Speaker 4: into the shopping center or into an airport. Find out
Speaker 4: how they do it and use the same means to
Speaker 4: get the car into the theater. Thank you very much, Lee.
Speaker 4: All Right, every Friday on the show, the last hour
Speaker 4: of the show, we let you pick all the music.
Speaker 4: We call this the naked Hour. We give you the theme,
Speaker 4: you pick all the songs.
Speaker 3: Christian, We've got no songs for the whole hour.
Speaker 10: Oh nick nick nig, nick nick nig, Naked hour, Naked hour,
Speaker 10: Oh nick nig, nig, nick nig, naked our naked hour.
Speaker 4: All right, this theme came to me the other day
Speaker 4: us having a pizza somewhere near the Royal Botanical Gardens
Speaker 4: and they were playing this song, great eighties song by
Speaker 4: Kim Kahnes.
Speaker 5: Oh fuck, She's a Stash's Garda.
Speaker 4: This is a great eighty song. She's got Buddy Davis sies,
Speaker 4: what are the eyes? They're part of the face. Welcome
Speaker 4: my friends to Facial Friday. But you, Sirias, collined the
Speaker 4: catchphrase with this, so it's parts of the face. Song
Speaker 4: titles that mentioned parts of the face. You, Sirio said,
Speaker 4: if if your face can do it, it can be
Speaker 4: in the hour. So eyes cheek lips, forehead, nose, chin,
Speaker 4: pick up the pace, eyebrows, ear, tash, tongue, kiss, breathe, bite,
Speaker 4: you sniff here Hopefully that helps? All right? So Patsy,
Speaker 4: what do you think then? If it's on the face,
Speaker 4: it can be in the hour.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm being quite literally with eyes. I'm going to
Speaker 2: go private eyes.
Speaker 4: Haller notes, any show, are you going to pop up
Speaker 4: fact about it?
Speaker 2: Actually don't. I did do some googling, but they're a
Speaker 2: bit boring, actually boring. There's no funny facts about the
Speaker 2: pier at all that they met in an elevator.
Speaker 4: Apparently funny fact?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 4: Fine?
Speaker 3: Yah, you've laid down the challenge. If anyone could give
Speaker 3: us a funny.
Speaker 4: The challenges out there? Is it harder to find a
Speaker 4: fun fact about them? To get a car in a
Speaker 4: school theater? Jackie Boy songs are mentioned a part of
Speaker 4: the face and the title I've.
Speaker 3: Gone behind Blue Eyes, originally by the who I would
Speaker 3: like to play? The limp Biscuit version?
Speaker 4: Do you remember the The only thing I remember that
Speaker 4: from the Olympic Biscuit cover version of that is that
Speaker 4: sort of Stephen Hawk and computerized voice where they go
Speaker 4: and you know my songs. Thought this was the future.
Speaker 4: All right, let's have listened. So it's originally a Whose song,
Speaker 4: but this is their cover. No one knows what it's
Speaker 4: like to be a mystery to be diffeed, have we
Speaker 4: got a bit where he goes into the computer become blues? Hey,
Speaker 4: he knows how to.
Speaker 1: Say the desa.
Speaker 4: This is the original the Who. No one knows what
Speaker 4: it is like my slow song for the Who.
Speaker 3: I mean, beautifully written song. I just felt Fred just
Speaker 3: gave it more emotion.
Speaker 4: Well, we'd have to agree to disagree, though. That is
Speaker 4: a that is a kick in a here, and that
Speaker 4: even that name Fred Durst makes one want to be
Speaker 4: physically sick. How is that mane not serving consecutive life
Speaker 4: sentences for crimes against music? Bread dust? It's more paderful,
Speaker 4: I think, what the fathers of rock and roll?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: I've just googled fun facts about holl of Notes. I'm
Speaker 4: not sure these are fun facts. It's titled eight awesome
Speaker 4: facts about Hall of Notes.
Speaker 3: All it has to be is more interesting than they
Speaker 3: met in an nello pader I don't know, Jack.
Speaker 4: Let me go straight into number one. That they've got
Speaker 4: of eight awesome facts about Hall of Oaks. Technically the
Speaker 4: duo is known as Daryl Hall.
Speaker 3: And John Oates, yawn and not having that much fun yet.
Speaker 4: However, this is amazing that I didn't know this day
Speaker 4: and I love Hall of Notes. I actually saw them live,
Speaker 4: but eight years ago they were still brilliant. I didn't
Speaker 4: know that the most successful duo of all time.
Speaker 3: Wow. No, that's a great fac.
Speaker 4: Forty million album sold and eight number one hit singles
Speaker 4: Fan fat guys. All right, so that's the last song
Speaker 4: picked by us this morning. Hunter's collectors there, you're in
Speaker 4: charge of music after eighty long. We're looking for songs
Speaker 4: that mention a part of the face in the title.
Speaker 4: We are obviously going to accept songs with kiss smile.
Speaker 3: Yeah, parts of the face and things the face does.
Speaker 4: And also said songs about hearing. I'm not too many.
Speaker 4: I don't know how many songs we're going to get.
Speaker 4: The songs have mentioned hearing in there. All right, let's
Speaker 4: see what we've got. By the way, this is the
Speaker 4: bit that we're looking for. The limb Biscuit song bi
Speaker 4: Ai he foreshadow it friend dust.
Speaker 3: So futuristic, Hi, kiss h him.
Speaker 4: I disagree all right, childish but effective Richard, Richard, what
Speaker 4: song do we have to play? Morning Christians? A song
Speaker 4: was special to me Bran Old Girl by Van Morrison.
Speaker 4: Brilliant song. Brack You run Away? Are we yes?
Speaker 3: To say?
Speaker 4: The Irish red Durstpan Morrison?
Speaker 3: Why did you say it's special to you?
Speaker 4: Richard? You to sing it to my oldest daughter when
Speaker 4: she was a baby. She was twenty twenty four next week,
Speaker 4: so no longer a baby.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's special.
Speaker 4: Oh that's love. It's a beautiful song, Richard. Have a
Speaker 4: lovely weekend. Thanks for your song. Thank you you too, Pauline.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Hello Jane.
Speaker 1: How are we kids?
Speaker 4: You had a good week, Pauline?
Speaker 1: Yes, I have, and I've got a day off today.
Speaker 6: So well good.
Speaker 4: What's she doing up so early on your day off?
Speaker 11: I like to get my grocery shopping done out the
Speaker 11: way and then I've got the rest of the day.
Speaker 6: To do what I want.
Speaker 4: I love that. Yeah, you want to get that niggli
Speaker 4: thing done and the rest of the day is all
Speaker 4: your I love that. So have you done your grocery
Speaker 4: shopping or you are calling us an you off to
Speaker 4: the supermarket?
Speaker 11: No, speaking to you guys, and then I'm off all right, all.
Speaker 4: Right, well keep it quick. Then what song? I don't
Speaker 4: want to delay you? What song do you want us
Speaker 4: to play?
Speaker 11: Am I ever going to see your face again? By
Speaker 11: the Angels?
Speaker 4: Oh? What a great song, you big Angels fan.
Speaker 1: I want, yes, but it's just a panny and where
Speaker 1: you just get everyone to the other in a circle,
Speaker 1: and of course add the extra lines in.
Speaker 4: Gotcha? All right, Pauline, Good luck with the grocery shopping.
Speaker 4: Thanks for giving us a call.
Speaker 3: Thanks, guys, that did sound like she had a falling
Speaker 3: out with the Angels.
Speaker 4: I was, yes, the big scandal there, Angel Gay, go
Speaker 4: ahead and come to the phone system here, Greg brackets Scottish.
Speaker 4: Why do you only label up Scottish listeners? Are the
Speaker 4: only ones around the world, all Irish ones that need
Speaker 4: that handle with care. We've got a Scott's person on
Speaker 4: the line. Good morning, Greg, Good morning.
Speaker 6: I can't you understand the word?
Speaker 4: We need a translator for us. Greg, what a beautiful
Speaker 4: Scottish accent you've got there. Thank you very much. How
Speaker 4: are you guys? Yeah? And Greg, what do we think
Speaker 4: we have to play? Then? That mentions a part of
Speaker 4: the face and the title. Well, I think you've got
Speaker 4: to go for weird al Yankeviche loved gray song, Have
Speaker 4: the Marting.
Speaker 6: And have the mart.
Speaker 4: Greg. Thank you very much for your suggestion. Let's go
Speaker 4: to Nicky. Now, Nicky, good morning. What's it for you? Hi, guys,
Speaker 4: I'd like hey to go goes Ell. It's a shield, Nicky,
Speaker 4: this is a brilliant song. All right. Then we've got
Speaker 4: the news and when we come back, all the songs
Speaker 4: we play you're going to be picked by you. You
Speaker 4: can still get your suggestions on give us a call,
Speaker 4: carl A Bryer.
Speaker 1: No, you're listening to the Christian Okyl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: All right, So we now want your nominations. You can
Speaker 4: nominate yourself, it might be somebody else Genius of the week.
Speaker 4: So the thing is, in any given week, we are
Speaker 4: going to make very dumb mistakes. We are going to
Speaker 4: screw up. This is what it is to be human.
Speaker 4: Don't bury that into the weekend and repress it, share it,
Speaker 4: release it. It's a cathartic release to actually own what
Speaker 4: it is to actually screw up during the week. They're
Speaker 4: always your best stories are the ones where you've done
Speaker 4: something incredibly dumb, or you've just screwed up, So share
Speaker 4: it with us. Maybe you're going to get a nomination
Speaker 4: and be this week's genius of the week.
Speaker 1: Genius smart Einstein, Genius of the week.
Speaker 4: The other day I got a text on one of
Speaker 4: you that gave me an idea for this. Maybe we
Speaker 4: just celebrate the dumb things we do. It's a part
Speaker 4: of the messiness of being a human. She was saying, Honey,
Speaker 4: her husband wanted to go and play football. He went
Speaker 4: in for a full sliding tackle and anything was this genius?
Speaker 4: Her words forgot. He was playing on gravel, lost the
Speaker 4: entire skin like a sleeve. She said. It came off
Speaker 4: of his shin. She's spent the reminding remaining ten days
Speaker 4: of the honeymoon changing his bandages. Fun times on a honeymoon.
Speaker 4: That is a genius of the weeks. All right, so
Speaker 4: what have you done this week? Embrace the suck? Call
Speaker 4: us nine four one four one O four three Jack,
Speaker 4: what's yours?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I'll happily confess and get it off my chest.
Speaker 3: There On Tuesday, the oven stopped working and I'm playing
Speaker 3: with the fuse box. I'm saying, to be like I
Speaker 3: don't know what is going wrong here. I think it's busted.
Speaker 3: Before we call someone out. I bought my neighbor over,
Speaker 3: who'd builder? I said, can you look at it and
Speaker 3: just tell us if it's dead or we can get
Speaker 3: somebody in to repair it. It wasn't plugged in. He
Speaker 3: just looked at the back of it and it wasn't
Speaker 3: plugged in.
Speaker 4: This humili ain't for a man when another man comes
Speaker 4: around and outmanns you, I didn't.
Speaker 2: Know an oven? You're plug it in?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well electric oven, of course.
Speaker 4: Yeah. How did you think to David's texting me? Here?
Speaker 4: Bracket's fake name. You can use fake names. I don't
Speaker 4: know to be anonymous of Seaford Testing a firearm Christian
Speaker 4: this week without isolating the arm, ended up having six
Speaker 4: fire trucks put up to my office. Huge apologies. Had
Speaker 4: to go and buy them a slab of beer. Thank
Speaker 4: you very much. David. All right, what have you done
Speaker 4: this week? There might be a contender for Genius of
Speaker 4: the Week?
Speaker 1: Look, Christian Connall Show podcast, all.
Speaker 4: Right, your nominations for Genius of the week, Genius.
Speaker 1: Smart Einstein, Genius of the Week.
Speaker 4: On a Friday. We are now going to celebrate, embrace,
Speaker 4: and own the embarrassing and dumb things.
Speaker 7: We all do.
Speaker 4: Christian, I want to nominate myself for Genius of the Week.
Speaker 4: I rocked up to my specialist appointment yesterday only be
Speaker 4: told I was a month early. I hate it when
Speaker 4: you do that, the whole trip the airport.
Speaker 3: A week early, exactly. This is for Wednesday, five pm
Speaker 3: next week, sir. But I'm here now.
Speaker 4: It's such a schlep to go out to the airport
Speaker 4: as well. All right, let's go to Kerry here. Good morning, Kerry.
Speaker 6: Hello.
Speaker 11: I am queen genius this week. And I have put
Speaker 11: my phone and my TV remote in the washing machine.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what was it in a jumper.
Speaker 11: Or it was you know, get up in the morning
Speaker 11: and look at your phone. And I've thrown my phone
Speaker 11: on my bed and the TV remote. And then I
Speaker 11: thought I'll wash the sheets, and pulled the sheets off
Speaker 11: and put them in the wash. And half an hour later,
Speaker 11: I go up to my room and I'm like, where's
Speaker 11: my phone? And then I went, oh my god, oh
Speaker 11: my god, and I just heard the clunk in the
Speaker 11: washing machine. You can't you can't even open it front loader.
Speaker 11: I can't open it. I to for the cycle to
Speaker 11: finish and got my phone out. My phone was working.
Speaker 4: I was what was it a sixty degree wash, let's
Speaker 4: get technical about the wash safer that. But I'm gonna
Speaker 4: for an hour and twenty hour thirty quick cycle.
Speaker 11: No, I know it was on the long wash. Yeah,
Speaker 11: so it was in there for for quite a while.
Speaker 11: But it started working and we were like, oh my god,
Speaker 11: it's amazing. And then it started to glitch and died.
Speaker 11: But the worst thing is that I leave my I
Speaker 11: have my alarm set every morning, and it went off
Speaker 11: in the morning, Like the phone wasn't working, but the
Speaker 11: alarm went off and I couldn't turn off, so I
Speaker 11: pushed a button on the side. But now it was
Speaker 11: going off every fifteen minutes.
Speaker 4: So are you calling us on the phone that was
Speaker 4: in the washing machine?
Speaker 11: No, I have to go get a new My husband's
Speaker 11: like here, anything to get a new phone.
Speaker 4: Oh, I see it was one of those accidents. Yeah,
Speaker 4: my wife, I do this. I've ruined that handbag, Chris,
Speaker 4: my favorite shoes I got. You are a genius, Kerry.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. You call me have a nice
Speaker 4: sye cab. Thanks for showing. Jared good morning.
Speaker 5: Hey Christian Jeneus the week here. How are you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm good, So tell us what did you do
Speaker 4: this week? So?
Speaker 8: I was at Bunnings with my son, who's next to me,
Speaker 8: and I was doing the usual thing when you're at
Speaker 8: Bunnings and just looking at random stuff you don't need.
Speaker 8: And I was in the hose aisle looking at a
Speaker 8: hose and turned the package over and there was a
Speaker 8: picture on it which I wanted to see a bit better.
Speaker 8: And I tried to pinchsume it.
Speaker 4: Like an actual moto we're shivering in with everything in
Speaker 4: the world.
Speaker 8: Yeah, And I pinsumed it to try and make it bigger.
Speaker 8: And I realized pretty much as soon as I did it,
Speaker 8: and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 4: You did anyone? Did anyone else see you? Witness this?
Speaker 10: My son?
Speaker 8: Sorry?
Speaker 4: Is he making you confess?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 10: People?
Speaker 4: All right, Jared, thank you very much anytime. What's your
Speaker 4: son's name?
Speaker 3: Cooper?
Speaker 4: Morning, Cooper, great name as well, Cooper. All right, have
Speaker 4: a lovely weekend, you guys. Thanks to call him Coop
Speaker 4: and a Mercada.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yes, what did you do?
Speaker 4: Well? How are your genius of.
Speaker 6: The week, Homonial.
Speaker 11: I'm so embarrassed about this while dropping off my son
Speaker 11: at daycare.
Speaker 6: In the mad rush to escaped the room while he
Speaker 6: was running after me to.
Speaker 1: Not leave him.
Speaker 11: I managed to hook my hook myself on the door handle.
Speaker 7: Through my belt, my belt hook, you know the belt
Speaker 7: hook on your pants. Yeah, I hooked myself and the
Speaker 7: new director had to hoist me off.
Speaker 6: I was hanging on the door. Actually, you can actually
Speaker 6: see my bum.
Speaker 4: Oh no, this says exactly what genius of the week
Speaker 4: is about, just owning what we do. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: that's awful. I'm going bright red with secondhand embarrassment for that.
Speaker 3: Out of the kindergarten. That's how I introduced myself to
Speaker 3: the new director.
Speaker 4: Maka, that is a dooozy. That's a great one. Thank
Speaker 4: you very much for sharing that with us all this morning.
Speaker 3: A can No Worry.
Speaker 1: Bye, Christian Connells Show podcast.
Speaker 4: All right, let's get into the Friday time waste stuff
Speaker 4: for the best in shold today's time. Wayster, you're off
Speaker 4: to rivet answers back to twenty fifth anniversary of Rive
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Speaker 4: the best time wasted today our world Deli day that
Speaker 4: jack let's all mention our favorite local deli. What's it
Speaker 4: for you, Jackie boy Ah god at Chris tomorrow. We're
Speaker 4: nominated for a couple of awards. We've just been lost.
Speaker 4: Is the butcher Wetsy hap him out? Drowning radio man?
Speaker 2: Here where a be cash for me? Which is if
Speaker 2: you go out to shadow facts or wear a bee mansion.
Speaker 2: It's a massive, big chicken farm where you can go
Speaker 2: and get fresh eggs as well. But they also have
Speaker 2: the most beautiful cuts of you know, pastramis and yes,
Speaker 2: so it's called where a Bicas And they've got a
Speaker 2: great little cafe there as well that you can have
Speaker 2: breakfast and lunch.
Speaker 4: It's very nice, well filled feast on Hampton Street for me.
Speaker 4: Beautiful place all right. Deli songs of a time waster.
Speaker 4: We're looking for your deli songs today. Best when we
Speaker 4: get you off to ribonance deadI songs. So tell you
Speaker 4: what they listened to my local deli. Dad doesn't know
Speaker 4: his local one like a Chabata out of hell. Gold
Speaker 4: hellu me knowing you hall me knowing you sil organic
Speaker 4: rocket Man, Silver, pump up the ham palm, pop the hand,
Speaker 4: don't bear it up. I thought the slaw and the
Speaker 4: slaw one Gold. We should make an album, please, Denni
Speaker 4: songs Jack I listened to in that unnamed local.
Speaker 3: Deli Spaghetti Davis Eyes.
Speaker 4: That's hot of the press.
Speaker 3: Cold things can only get fitter.
Speaker 4: Also Gold.
Speaker 3: Billy, don't lose my Deli number.
Speaker 4: No, you're crammed in deli to a song title.
Speaker 3: Will you take the number? You don't want to lose
Speaker 3: that because then you'll never get served.
Speaker 4: Lilya and Deli Smile.
Speaker 3: Mustang Salami that's gold and John singing sacrifice Cold Cold Cauts.
Speaker 4: That's a line from it, though it's not. It's not
Speaker 4: the song time Everyone knows everyone do they? Oh boy?
Speaker 4: Not a great inkings there anyhow, it's Friday, all right?
Speaker 4: What have you got then Deli songs? Text them in
Speaker 4: oh four seventy five three one oh four three were
Speaker 4: mark them in five minutes time.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Time wasted this morning, then Friday time waster. We're looking
Speaker 4: for your Deli songs best and show. You have to
Speaker 4: go and see river dancers back. All right, Jack, we're ready.
Speaker 4: Let's go to this start slicing up the meats. Oliver
Speaker 4: SLAMI what is it instead of Oliver's Army by Obusstello,
Speaker 4: Bronze knocking on Heaven's door.
Speaker 3: That's very good, tasty meat gold.
Speaker 4: That's past it. Yeah, seven nations salon.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I meant like when we were slicing. I'll just
Speaker 3: keep it.
Speaker 4: Don't go to the cross tomorrow. Please?
Speaker 3: Did you just cover your noses if.
Speaker 4: Some of the deli cheese coming out here? Something blue
Speaker 4: and veiny? Sorry?
Speaker 3: Excuse me?
Speaker 4: Yes? No, hell, look we're still on that knocking on
Speaker 4: Heaven's door? Was that seven nations salami?
Speaker 3: Gold?
Speaker 4: There you go, Hungarian salami eyes bronze, Take a chance
Speaker 4: on meat, take a chance. It's very good. Quincy Paste
Speaker 4: John legendary producer, Quincy Jones. I love that was some cheese.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but not a song though, Bronze.
Speaker 4: Kickstart my artichoke Silver sitting on the howk of the
Speaker 4: bay ham hock Silver. I want to hold your ham
Speaker 4: Joel hold Stevie Wonder plays in the deli. That's right,
Speaker 4: isn't she salami? She's a lam working class spam.
Speaker 3: Don't sell spam at the deli.
Speaker 4: A diesel on.
Speaker 3: Gold.
Speaker 4: It's not a pound of your finest spam. Please, I've
Speaker 4: got a dinner party this weekend at the Ambassador's residence.
Speaker 4: Oh ambassador with the spaniel spoiling us. Don't go bacon
Speaker 4: my heart silver plus Halloumi made who ac dc gold.
Speaker 4: You fetter, you fet the who I really like that
Speaker 4: well on Joel blue vein shoes, Silva, Bohemian pastorami silva.
Speaker 4: And this doesn't not work, Pull some salami on me.
Speaker 4: The image gold. All right, So Jackie boy, who is
Speaker 4: off to go and see river dance?
Speaker 3: Let's send Joel for you fair.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.