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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: I've got a legend of a guest right now.

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Speaker 3: I've never been on this show before, actually, Woods, which

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Speaker 3: is a shame because you were my big fans.

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Speaker 2: Josh Thomas joins the boys. Welcome to the show. Josh,

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Speaker 2: Hey baby, how are you doing very well? Very very well?

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Speaker 2: How are you?

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Speaker 3: I want to talk to you about your new podcast,

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Speaker 3: How to Be Gay, which is out now on Audible,

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Speaker 3: because I've got a question for you that I know

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Speaker 3: I did a tediously predictable question. But do you remember

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Speaker 3: the moment that you knew you were gay? Is there

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Speaker 3: a moment? Is there a seminal moment or is it

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Speaker 3: like a sliding scale sort of a thing.

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Speaker 1: I'd say it's a process. It's not like a Pephany

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Speaker 1: moment like did for me.

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Speaker 2: There is.

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Speaker 1: I have been like when I was a teenager, I

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Speaker 1: was like cooking up with girls and I liked it right,

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Speaker 1: like it's fun when you're a teenager to like like

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Speaker 1: it's good fun. And then I hooked up with Tom Ballard,

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Speaker 1: who was a comedian I ever like had sex with

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Speaker 1: and I fell in love with him, and it just

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Speaker 1: felt very different and.

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Speaker 4: For me, the thing was the feeling of.

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Speaker 1: Like love, like I never had that with a girl.

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Speaker 1: I actually couldn't imagine having that with a girl. And

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Speaker 1: also I did have to like like focus a bit

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Speaker 1: more when I had sex with girls in a way

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Speaker 1: that he didn't have to like focus with him.

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Speaker 2: That was the big thing.

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Speaker 4: But I'm sorry that it's a bit like cute.

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, we love cute, we love cute and adorable.

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Speaker 5: And actually, interestingly, Tom Ballard is one of your guests

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Speaker 5: on your new podcast How to Be Gay?

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Speaker 6: How does that go?

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Speaker 5: Talking you know, so candidly, and I imagine friend Lily

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Speaker 5: with an ex of yours or the first person you

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Speaker 5: fell in love with.

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Speaker 1: The truth is I had him mom, because I've always

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Speaker 1: been a bit mad at him because oh hooking up

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Speaker 1: and he was out gay and I wasn't out gay, right.

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Speaker 4: So this was like when was this like Season.

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Speaker 1: One of talking about Your Generation was going to airtch

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Speaker 1: I couldn't come out for like a few reasons that

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Speaker 1: Actually the main reason was we had pre recorded talking

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Speaker 1: about the generation and I was like doing all these

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Speaker 1: jokes about girls and like it was going to roll

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Speaker 1: out over the next six months. And the second reason

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Speaker 1: was because I had like a stand up tour I

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Speaker 1: needed to finish, and I didn't want to have to

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Speaker 1: rewrite my show. And the third reason was actually I

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Speaker 1: just needed like a little bit of time to figure

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Speaker 1: it out before I like told the Australian and he

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Speaker 1: was always mad at me about it, and I thought

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Speaker 1: it'd be fun fifteen years later to hop on the

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Speaker 1: podcast and like I was, I wanted.

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Speaker 4: I wanted to like rile him up and have a fight.

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Speaker 4: But that's what happened.

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Speaker 1: We were both grown ups. We had like a very

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Speaker 1: gentle chat and he explained why he felt the way

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Speaker 1: he did, and I thought probably he was a better

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Speaker 1: person and that his feelings were probably more valid than mine.

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Speaker 2: Nice, but a beautiful conclusion to come to.

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Speaker 5: Josh, you are currently in La Are you single? Are

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Speaker 5: you in a relationship?

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Speaker 1: I'm single and living in Elie is Well, it's shit,

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Speaker 1: isn't Allie?

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Speaker 4: It's not good? You know, like Americans they just like

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Speaker 4: lie to you all the time.

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Speaker 1: They're doing fake compliment or like they're always like brag on,

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Speaker 1: Like I don't know, everything's just not Americans, like an Alli,

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Speaker 1: everything's really like fake And I really miss in Australia.

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Speaker 4: That people are like very direct.

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Speaker 5: Right, Okay, Like if I was to say terrible shirt, Josh,

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Speaker 5: like that's feeling that's feeling good.

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Speaker 4: It's a good chart. So I don't really know if

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Speaker 4: I know what you mean.

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Speaker 2: Josh.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for joining us. You've got a brand new podcast,

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Speaker 3: How to Be Gay. It is out now and audible.

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Speaker 3: If you want to hear more of Josh Thomas, if

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Speaker 3: you want him in your life, more than download it

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Speaker 3: on audible. How to Be Gay. Mate, it's a pleasure

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Speaker 3: to talk to you. Thanks coming on the show. Hopefully

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Speaker 3: we get another chance to talk to you again.

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Speaker 4: Thanks, guys.

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Speaker 1: I hope this is really helpful on your journey to

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Speaker 3: It's well right now thirty one, U six or five

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Speaker 3: asking that is because there's some kids at a university

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Speaker 3: over in the US who invented this thing called tasty tape, which.

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Speaker 2: Is actually brilliant.

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Speaker 3: It's really basically, when you stack your burrito with too

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Speaker 2: That's one of the worst things in the world. So

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Speaker 3: To create sticky tape which you can eat to tape

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Speaker 6: Don't you hate taking off fruit stick as well?

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Speaker 3: pick it off themselves. Anyway, tasty tape. I was annoyed

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Speaker 2: So I want to hear from other people. Thirty one

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Speaker 5: Moe's got one, Mo, what was your idea?

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Speaker 7: We used to put vanilla essence in coke, so therefore

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Speaker 6: Mo?

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Speaker 2: Now I button pushed a Joel, you reckon? You invented something?

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Speaker 2: You want to hit us at that one.

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Speaker 9: I really regret actually bringing this up.

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Speaker 2: It's really embarrassing.

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Speaker 9: that little childhood rhyme. You know, when you're climbing up

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Speaker 9: a ladder and you see your brown splattered diarrhea, it's diarrhea.

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Speaker 2: All you came up with the diarrhea?

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Speaker 6: Did you come up with all of them.

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Speaker 6: So you're a lyrical.

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Speaker 5: Genius Joel Gelding and showing your age because you are

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Speaker 5: He talks about it almost every family dinner.

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Speaker 3: I'm surprised that you were able to contact us, Steve.

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Speaker 3: Normally you're you're pretty busy.

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Speaker 5: listens to this show knows that you're pretty available at

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Speaker 5: the moment. You recently retired and you call the show

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Speaker 5: almost every single day.

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Speaker 6: with your dad.

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Speaker 2: Shared activity into it. You know, he's not doing anything else.

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Speaker 5: Exactly so exactly, so Mim was like organized a time

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Speaker 5: that I don't know anyway, Mim locked it in message Dad.

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Speaker 5: But Dad, let's move on to the invention that you

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Speaker 5: think you invented, but then it was actually created by

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Speaker 10: president of brother anyway, getting on with you?

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Speaker 2: What what am I? Mister beat there?

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Speaker 10: Explain later I had the break missus White and I

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Speaker 10: were holidaying in it.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and we went.

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Speaker 2: From France to Italy? Is everything okay? Down there? Made?

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Speaker 6: Well? Will? Will hasn't slept d You're making total sense.

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Speaker 6: It's on Will.

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Speaker 2: So you're in Italy.

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Speaker 10: I mean, we're in it.

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Speaker 11: Miss Italy was a good idea. And go and have

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Speaker 10: So I did that, but every every urban scenes in

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Speaker 10: Italy was content with on.

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Speaker 10: Horns and all this sort of business.

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Speaker 11: And I thought, well, you know, that's not really patient.

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Speaker 10: And I thought, well, if they knew that I was

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Speaker 11: Would give me a little bit of more leeway. So

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Speaker 11: I came up with the idea that you'd stick a

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Speaker 10: Brilliant when you're traveling overseas, so people are realizing you're

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Speaker 2: He's doing the wrong things tourists.

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Speaker 6: It's a great idea, not an oil player.

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Speaker 5: People, I'm unfamiliar in this area that brilliant bring an idea.

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Speaker 2: The tea plates. They were gone.

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Speaker 2: I think you you've got some great ideas for TV shows.

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Speaker 3: You have great ideas for TV shows, and you and

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Speaker 6: You know, the saying home and Hosed.

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Speaker 5: Yes, okay, the TV show is simply this, someone just

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Speaker 6: I mean you watch it Home and Hosed. I just

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Speaker 5: You don't really need context if you if you join

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Speaker 2: How many hosings in an app? Like how many.

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Speaker 6: How long are you I could squeeze in nine.

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Speaker 2: I reckon nine hosing.

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Speaker 6: You've got to keep it moving and I.

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Speaker 2: Have nine hoses.

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Speaker 6: I'd have the Houdes Wins models.

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Speaker 2: So you have your hosing every three minutes, and that's what.

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Speaker 6: It should be. That's what it has to be. You've

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Speaker 6: which is hose.

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Speaker 2: Unless you want to you wanted an hour ap extended

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Speaker 2: stuff though, you know, oh social media, do you bring

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Speaker 2: b wyo hose? Do I b yo hose? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 2: Like when you're hosing them? Yeah? Do we bring our

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Speaker 2: own hose in? I assume we're hosing them?

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, we're the host, yeah, the hosing hosts, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 3: But do we go and grab their host, like, do

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Speaker 5: Depends on the hose they've got at their house, because

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Speaker 5: And then celebrity hosing every week as well. So of

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we start music.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: The start of the episode, you go, we're going to.

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Speaker 2: Host your number one celeb hosing.

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Speaker 6: Carl Sefhanovic. Oh yeah, love to hose Carl. Ye, anyway,

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Speaker 6: that's they're dreaming there.

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Speaker 5: But yeah, that as a like theme through the whole episode.

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Speaker 2: All through it.

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Speaker 6: It is such a brilliant it's.

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Speaker 2: A great idea.

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Speaker 3: It's a great idea and look like all great TV ideas,

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Speaker 3: they could exist in the ether. Is just an idea,

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Speaker 3: but the TV shows, the TV execs.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you need to see a pilot.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so today you went for a morning run, you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, surprise that I rocked up. Well, suppoke to your girlfriend,

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Speaker 2: Mim got the spare key, yep.

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Speaker 5: We did have a sparecare at the front though of

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Speaker 5: our house. If you're listening to this, it's in a

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Speaker 5: lock box in a great coach.

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Speaker 2: Sure anyway, a home and host up.

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Speaker 3: It's going to be online very surely be sticking around

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Speaker 3: on playing for you right up next to prove to

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Speaker 3: everyone out good this was I got the inventor.

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Speaker 2: It was Home and Hose inception. I'll playing for you

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Speaker 2: up next, well them wuddy? What's you?

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Speaker 3: Pitched a TV show called Home and Hosed to me

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Speaker 3: the other day.

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Speaker 2: It was a great idea.

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Speaker 3: We want to pitch this to a stan someone like

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Speaker 3: that to take the idea up. But before that, we

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Speaker 3: needed a pilot, and I just thought the best victim

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Speaker 6: And I disagree, but again bittersweet. So I'm so pumped

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Speaker 6: it's happened.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just it's really quite scary and quite ratling.

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Speaker 3: So the idea was for home and host people just

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Speaker 3: get home and then you and I are already in

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Speaker 3: their house with a hose, and we hose him in

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Speaker 3: the face. Simple, clean, effective, family friendly fun. The pilot,

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Speaker 3: the visual pilot, the actual video. You guys will be

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Speaker 3: able to see Willan Woody on Instagram. You don't follow us,

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Speaker 3: follow us now to be up at about seven o'clock

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Speaker 3: or something tonight. But for everybody in their cars, here

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Speaker 3: is pilot Episode one, Home and Hosing.

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Speaker 2: Woody comes home from a run.

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Speaker 5: And again I mean, the visual is so much better,

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Speaker 5: of how.

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Speaker 2: Can I say, as the hoser, very enjoyable.

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Speaker 6: I can't wait to be on the other end of

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Speaker 6: the hose.

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Speaker 12: Okay, here we go, willand Woodies herman host, Welcome everybody

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Speaker 12: to Home and Host Volume one Target Woody.

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Speaker 2: I'm just waiting on his street.

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Speaker 13: It's before the show's girlfriend mim. She just texs me

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Speaker 13: to let me know that he's going for a run now.

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Speaker 13: So as soon as he goes, it's go time, Sparcane,

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Speaker 13: let's host this man.

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Speaker 2: Ah right here we are welcome Larrup Fox. All right,

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Speaker 2: we sit and wait.

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Speaker 8: There he goes, Okay, okay, amazing.

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Speaker 5: There's so much confusion at the start, like I'm just

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Speaker 5: so rattled about getting hit expect that. And it took

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Speaker 5: me at least fifteen to twenty seconds to realize that

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Speaker 5: we were doing Home and Hoes.

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Speaker 6: And then fear and scared came to elation. Yeah, you're

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Speaker 6: just how incredibly well you pulled it off.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't think everyone that we get will be as

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Speaker 2: happy as you are.

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Speaker 6: I know they'll be shattered, which will be funny at all.

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Speaker 6: Watch you know, I.

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Speaker 5: Need some security or something in case they physically retaliate.

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Speaker 6: That's good stuff too, but I don't know about that.

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Speaker 3: We go like, you know, do we get but if

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Speaker 3: we go and get like Sonya Krueger or something, yeah,

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Speaker 3: you kill.

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Speaker 6: Us, high kick to the head. But it's good TV.

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Speaker 6: It's good good TV.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: So anyway, if you want to see it, it's going

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Speaker 5: to be on Instagram very very shortly.

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Speaker 6: Will and would he go and follow us?

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Speaker 5: Because if you think that sounded good, I can only

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Speaker 3: Yes, and if you're a TV network listening to this

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Speaker 3: and you want to go and check it out, but

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Speaker 3: you're listening to two of your very own home and hosed.

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Speaker 2: Hosts right here, we'll do it cheap. Well we won't

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Speaker 2: say that, okay.

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Speaker 6: But we will know. We want to slice it the

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Speaker 6: part where the creators.

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Speaker 3: Let's let's talk business of air with the execs when

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Speaker 6: But it's a cheap show, no hose, that's the budget.

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Speaker 2: Stop it passing now, it's Will Wood joke.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you and I were talking about playing somebody else

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Speaker 3: in your life.

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Speaker 6: Pretending to be someone.

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Speaker 2: Have you pretend to be someone? Else in your life.

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Speaker 3: And you were telling one of my favorite stories, which

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Speaker 3: is when you and three three other mates boys I

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Speaker 3: know as well, pretended to be the band powder Finger.

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Speaker 5: Phones could play songs. So I go, this is me

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Speaker 5: and then play ma, there's you on the sticks and

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Speaker 5: I do the sticks. I'll be like, oh, do you

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Speaker 5: mind if I hold your chopsticks? If there were chop

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Speaker 5: sticks around?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, America.

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Speaker 3: Great, we have a guest on the phone right now. Guest,

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Speaker 3: would you like to reveal yourself?

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Speaker 7: It's John Cogle here, formerly a powder Finger, but it's

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Speaker 7: not really me. It's some other guy pretending to be me.

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Speaker 5: Johnny, you were lucky to you were lucky to stay

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Speaker 5: out of the headlines, and you two were Virgentina and.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and the funny thing is we never too over there.

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Speaker 14: Anyway, We've done it.

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Speaker 6: You have now, you have now, and you've got a

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Speaker 2: It is probably an easy play. Like it's a believable play.

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Speaker 3: Like if you walk in somewhere as the front man

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Speaker 3: of a band, Like if you walk in somewhere and go, ha,

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Speaker 3: I'm Bernard Fannie, you know.

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Speaker 2: You're in trouble. But the truth of the matter is,

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Speaker 2: and you know this is a dramma.

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Speaker 3: John, I'm like, unless you know the band very well,

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Speaker 3: you guys, well, I suppose it's a blessing ana curse.

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Speaker 3: You're able to really blend into the crowd a lot

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Speaker 3: of the time.

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Speaker 7: Yeah. Well, funnily enough, I used to be embarrassed about,

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Speaker 7: you know, starting to get a name or whatever, and

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Speaker 7: I pretend to be like something else, like an accountant

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Speaker 7: or whatever and someone, and every time I did it,

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Speaker 7: someone go, no, you're the guy from powder Finger. And

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Speaker 7: then when I tried, when I just went af stuff

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Speaker 7: and I would just be the guy from powder Finger,

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Speaker 7: that's when people didn't believe me.

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Speaker 3: Of course, there's no way you're the drone from powder

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Speaker 3: You faced the same problem that what he did.

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Speaker 6: Wood.

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Speaker 3: He was better at being the drum from powder Finger

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Speaker 3: than you were for a little while there.

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Speaker 6: You John, No, I just saw that bloke in Argentina.

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry you couldn't be the guy.

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Speaker 3: Just for the credibility of the bit though, Like obviously

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Speaker 3: as the drummer of can you ask Wood he like

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Speaker 3: a question related to playing the four powder Finger? And

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Speaker 3: I just want to see how much, like how deep

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Speaker 3: he can go in the character.

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Speaker 7: Oh geez, what's the hardest song to play on Vulture Street?

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Speaker 6: It's going to be my happiness.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's just it's not on Vulture Street.

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Speaker 7: When when we came off stage at Wave AD back

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Speaker 6: And five, remember what it was you you like.

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Speaker 7: Horribly offensively abused by a manager of one of the

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Speaker 7: other bands.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes.

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Speaker 6: I remember. Jimmy Barnes's manager shreds off me.

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Speaker 7: There you go, well done, he knows, he.

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Speaker 2: Knows exactly, Jimmy Buns manager.

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Speaker 7: No, actually was there. We played ten minutes too long.

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Speaker 2: It was Midnight Oil's manager. Because you played ten minutes too.

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Speaker 7: Long back in the day, he got torn shreds off

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Speaker 7: you by Midnight Oil and the Angels and that all

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Speaker 5: So did you did you then become the shred Terrors

451
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:42,320
Speaker 5: When you became the headliner.

452
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,280
Speaker 7: We were way too nice. Although that's coming from me,

453
00:19:45,359 --> 00:19:48,080
Speaker 7: of course, it could be completely wrong from someone else. Yeah,

454
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,280
Speaker 7: we tried to change the culture a little bit, which

455
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:53,600
Speaker 7: we shouldn't. We should have just been ripping into people.

456
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:57,439
Speaker 6: Really, that's your biggest regret.

457
00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:02,200
Speaker 2: I've got one question for you before you go, mate.

458
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:07,560
Speaker 3: The cover of Honestly number five with the jump down

459
00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:09,320
Speaker 3: into the ocean, there was that.

460
00:20:09,359 --> 00:20:11,280
Speaker 7: Real of me?

461
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:14,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you like it's their heads jumping into the water.

462
00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:15,520
Speaker 3: Was that a real photo?

463
00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:19,560
Speaker 7: Well there was, some of it was photo shopped off. Okay,

464
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:24,840
Speaker 7: the bit between my legs, what do you mean that

465
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,560
Speaker 7: wasn't me? It wasn't real. And I think my kids

466
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,200
Speaker 7: think it's me, but no one else does.

467
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:33,400
Speaker 6: Think that's real.

468
00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,760
Speaker 3: There's there at least half the population of Argentine also

469
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:37,800
Speaker 3: think that Woody is you.

470
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,800
Speaker 2: So there's a whole the simulation going on here. It's

471
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:42,600
Speaker 2: very cryptic.

472
00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:44,240
Speaker 5: But by the way, there are a lot of places

473
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,919
Speaker 5: in Buenas areas where you are not welcome.

474
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:46,200
Speaker 2: Job.

475
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:52,399
Speaker 4: That's some more In just a bit the Will and

476
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:53,920
Speaker 4: Woody podcast, we've got.

477
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Speaker 15: The one and only Tom Grennan who joins us right now.

478
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:05,280
Speaker 16: Welcome Tommy good I good I go I Hello.

479
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,360
Speaker 3: Are you trying to get down with the lingo it

480
00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:10,000
Speaker 3: it's your first time in Australia.

481
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,520
Speaker 17: Yeah, man, I'm trying.

482
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:12,119
Speaker 2: I'm trying.

483
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,720
Speaker 3: Have you been disappointed that like none of the things

484
00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:19,880
Speaker 3: you assumed about Australia are not real or of all

485
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:22,399
Speaker 3: the of all the myths come to be true.

486
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:25,119
Speaker 18: Well, I've just been down to the harbor and there

487
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:28,840
Speaker 18: was no pelicans. I'm a big fan of Finding Nemo,

488
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:33,159
Speaker 18: and I was expecting there to be pelicans and there wasn't.

489
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,679
Speaker 17: So I've been lied to.

490
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:40,560
Speaker 2: I'm sorry Finding Nemo. They're quite they're quite useful in

491
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,159
Speaker 2: the end. The pelican in Finding Name, the.

492
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,240
Speaker 17: Pelican is the one who saves the day.

493
00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:46,280
Speaker 2: It gives him a lift in his mouth, doesn't Heah,

494
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:46,880
Speaker 2: that's right.

495
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,960
Speaker 5: What did you want to do to a pelican, Tommy? Like,

496
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,359
Speaker 5: if there was a pelican there, if we're going to

497
00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:52,520
Speaker 5: range a pelican to come and visit you, for example.

498
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,560
Speaker 17: I would definitely jump in his mouth and have a ride.

499
00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:55,640
Speaker 2: That's what the movie does.

500
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, tom Just just from an outsider's perspective, who's

501
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:01,160
Speaker 3: your least favorite care in Finding Nemo?

502
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:02,320
Speaker 12: Umm?

503
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,679
Speaker 18: Oh, probably the shark, even though he is pretty jokes,

504
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,200
Speaker 18: but probably the shark, Bruce.

505
00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:11,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you don't want to go swimming with sharks.

506
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:16,159
Speaker 18: I'm good for that, man, I'm very good for that.

507
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:21,480
Speaker 5: So it's really actually looking forward to seeing here in Australia. So,

508
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:23,680
Speaker 5: as Weill said, first time here. Sorry you didn't see

509
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 5: the pelicans in the harbor. But is there something that

510
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:27,840
Speaker 5: you're really looking forward to doing while you're here in Australia.

511
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:30,760
Speaker 18: This time, when I'm here, I don't think I'm going

512
00:22:30,840 --> 00:22:32,119
Speaker 18: to get to do much because I'm going to be

513
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 18: just doing loads of promo in and out of different buildings.

514
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,800
Speaker 18: But I'm coming back in September to do a tour,

515
00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:42,560
Speaker 18: so hopefully I'll get to see much more. And and

516
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,960
Speaker 18: and yeah, I want to see a koala bear too,

517
00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:46,120
Speaker 18: Just a koala.

518
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 2: There's no beer, it's a massup el Okay, nice? Got him?

519
00:22:49,760 --> 00:23:01,240
Speaker 16: Will I'm saving you though, I'm saving you because some

520
00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 16: Turkey's obviously told you that there are pelicans down at

521
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 16: the down there.

522
00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,639
Speaker 2: You know I'm here to help you.

523
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,600
Speaker 3: You need you need Australians to cut through all the

524
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 3: myths that you get outside so you don't look like

525
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:12,400
Speaker 3: a ding dong.

526
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 17: I am a ding dong to be on.

527
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,520
Speaker 15: A ding dong walked into the studio wearing a crown.

528
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:29,840
Speaker 2: I'm here for it, screams of ding dong. Alright, hey, look,

529
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,840
Speaker 2: Tommy want to talk with you more. Right up next

530
00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,600
Speaker 2: you listen more. Tom Grennan on the other.

531
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 15: Side, got the one and only Tom Grennan who joins

532
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:37,960
Speaker 15: us right now.

533
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, with a crown and Versace sunglasses on.

534
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,320
Speaker 17: And it's not coming off.

535
00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 5: No, I actually I think you so you found that

536
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 5: in the station here.

537
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:55,879
Speaker 6: The crown, I believe that does belong to King Kyle,

538
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 6: who people on this station. Have you chatted to him today?

539
00:23:59,440 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 6: I have?

540
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 2: I have, Yes, I have. Yeah, you know, you know,

541
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:06,480
Speaker 2: so you've.

542
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:09,000
Speaker 3: Been doing promo for about thirteen hours, so they're probably

543
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,040
Speaker 3: all blend into one by now, which is totally fair enough.

544
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but King Karl, I've nicked his crown

545
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 18: and it's not coming off, and I'm loving being here

546
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:23,720
Speaker 18: in the studio on my throne and for archy glasses.

547
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:25,399
Speaker 17: I feel like the tourist pig.

548
00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 6: You look like you need a bottle. What was the champagne?

549
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 6: He was crystal.

550
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:33,920
Speaker 17: I've got a bottle of like I've got a bottle

551
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 17: of hot sauce, so that'll do.

552
00:24:35,160 --> 00:24:40,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, baby, yeah, yeah, yeah. You've just been in

553
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 5: America doing a bus tour. I've never toured on a

554
00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:48,640
Speaker 5: bus before. I've never actually toured, to be.

555
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:49,800
Speaker 6: Honest, But what's it like?

556
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:53,479
Speaker 5: Just like living on a bus going from place to place.

557
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 17: It's pretty crazy because you wake up, you wake up.

558
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,439
Speaker 18: In one city and then and then you're in another,

559
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 18: do you know what I mean. But the bus that

560
00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 18: we had, we weren't told this until like maybe halfway through.

561
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:10,639
Speaker 18: We found that this like little bug thing on the

562
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,680
Speaker 18: side of the bed and we're like, what the hell

563
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 18: is this bug? We went to the bus driver, what's

564
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:18,760
Speaker 18: going on here? Went oh, yeah, I forgot to mention

565
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 18: this bus is infested with stink bugs. Yeah, and we

566
00:25:24,359 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 18: were like, what what is stink bug?

567
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,640
Speaker 17: Yeah, that's what I said, What is a stink bug?

568
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 18: And he said, well, they're not They can't harm you,

569
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,760
Speaker 18: but if you kill.

570
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:37,639
Speaker 17: Them, they will leave a really bad smell.

571
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:41,719
Speaker 19: Oh, you got to hold off you So you've got

572
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,639
Speaker 19: so you've got to basically live with them because if

573
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:48,120
Speaker 19: you kill them, you're you're going to be They'll stink

574
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:48,399
Speaker 19: you out.

575
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 17: It's like a stink bomb with legs.

576
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,320
Speaker 6: What an amazing situation to be in.

577
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,720
Speaker 18: So I don't know if it was amazing.

578
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,720
Speaker 2: Surely you're you're an international pops out top. Surely that

579
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,119
Speaker 2: bore you're like great fresh us. Listen.

580
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 18: It put me back down to the planet Earth for sure.

581
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:05,639
Speaker 18: And I think you need to I needed to I

582
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 18: needed to have that, and like, do you know what,

583
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 18: I'm going to live with these stink bugs And I'm

584
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 18: going to remember this in ten years time ago. Remember

585
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:15,919
Speaker 18: that first time we tore America and then stink bugs?

586
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the life.

587
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:21,399
Speaker 3: A perfect get out of jail free card. If anyone

588
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 3: farts at any stage either.

589
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 2: Well yeah, exactly, exactly.

590
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,399
Speaker 3: Really is just just a fail safe if anyone is

591
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,679
Speaker 3: actually stinky because he's surrounded in stink bugs.

592
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, well there was enough. There was another situation

593
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 18: where the bus drivers because the rule on the bus

594
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,440
Speaker 18: is never put on a bus, right.

595
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 6: That's that. That is just a universal rule rule, That

596
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:42,640
Speaker 6: is a rule.

597
00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,400
Speaker 18: I could tell you a story about the first time

598
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,760
Speaker 18: I ever went on a bus, but I'll tell you

599
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 18: that story in two seconds. But this time there was

600
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:53,119
Speaker 18: obviously no poo's on the bus. But yeah, we obviously

601
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 18: had we could have a Wie on the bus, but

602
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 18: the bus driver didn't drop the drop the Wii. So

603
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,199
Speaker 18: there was one night where all of a sudden, this

604
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:05,080
Speaker 18: big old cloud of urine smell just absolutely suffocated us

605
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 18: all and it was not great. And again we were like, wow,

606
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 18: we are touring America and we're doing it like we're

607
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 18: doing on a budget for sure. But I'll tell you

608
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 18: the quick story about the first time I was on

609
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:25,920
Speaker 18: a bus and expensive pool of my life. I was, yeah,

610
00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 18: I wasn't told about this universal rule and I had

611
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:32,719
Speaker 18: I had a poo on the bus, right, I was like.

612
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,399
Speaker 18: I went to the people and I was who I

613
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 18: was touring, was like, how do you flush this thing?

614
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 18: And they were like, what were you not told about?

615
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,639
Speaker 18: And honestly, I had to pay three hundred pounds for this,

616
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 18: Yeah for having this poo. Sorry for everybody who's listening

617
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:49,600
Speaker 18: to me talking about how much. How much that's how

618
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 18: much it was to clean to clean out.

619
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 2: Of the bank.

620
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 17: Yeah, oh wow, get a big money.

621
00:27:58,680 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 2: Use the headliner of the tour.

622
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 17: No, I was actual tour with like chasing status.

623
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 18: So I was on with like loads of rappers and that,

624
00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,600
Speaker 18: and imagine now like I'm the only I'm the only

625
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 18: I'm the only singer, and I wanted to look cool

626
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 18: in front of all these rappers, and I went, I went, boys,

627
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 18: I just flushed this poop and They're like, and then

628
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:21,680
Speaker 18: I got the absolute stinky And when.

629
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 3: You've got a brand new single, remind me it's out

630
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 3: now have you missed it?

631
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,159
Speaker 2: Get it wheredy, you get them and you can catch

632
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 2: tom live on too.

633
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 3: I heard the secret sounds like comfor ticket some more infolk. Look,

634
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 3: ordinarily I would try and steer the chat and the

635
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 3: more meaningful fulfilling.

636
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,479
Speaker 17: These better chats man of us.

637
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, and it's you, thanks for joining.

638
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 12: Us, Tommy Legends its woods.

639
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,640
Speaker 3: Look, this is I'm hearing a bit of dirty laundry,

640
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 3: a bit of it, a bit of inter off dirty laundry.

641
00:29:01,560 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 3: And I realized that, look, this might be something that's

642
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 3: a private conversation, probably should be a private conversation.

643
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 2: But I also think.

644
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 3: Everybody listening right now can relate to your toilet in

645
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 3: the office being used by another department. I think everybody

646
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 3: can relate to it. It's a no go.

647
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:22,120
Speaker 5: Maybe someone from the floor above you or the floor

648
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 5: below you is using your floors toilets, and they duck up.

649
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:27,520
Speaker 2: They say they might even they might even have the

650
00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 2: goal to give you a good a way in there,

651
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 2: and then they.

652
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:37,400
Speaker 3: Absolutely desecrate the place and then they leave like nothing's happened. Now, Look,

653
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 3: I think this is something that really covers all industries.

654
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 3: I rememb when I used to work as a waiter.

655
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 3: If you use the chef's toilets, you were pretty much

656
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 3: gone the next day.

657
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 6: If anyone wants uses the chef's so the chef goes.

658
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 3: Please if you are if you can stand it, we

659
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:57,920
Speaker 3: all tend to put on a mask before we go in,

660
00:29:57,960 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 3: but you no good luck.

661
00:29:59,400 --> 00:29:59,600
Speaker 20: Yeah.

662
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:03,280
Speaker 3: So there's been an issue within the radio station. And

663
00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:06,440
Speaker 3: the big divide in radio stations are sales side of

664
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,959
Speaker 3: the business and the content side of the business.

665
00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 2: And one of the big.

666
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 3: Dogs and this is what I think he can get

667
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 3: He thinks he can get away with it, Sammy Harris.

668
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 6: Well you've just full named him. I didn't think you're

669
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 6: going to full name head of sales. Wow of sales.

670
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well he's he's deputy head of sales. He's a

671
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 2: big dog and he's a lovely guy.

672
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 4: Yeah.

673
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 3: We love Sammy, and I think he uses that as

674
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 3: a bit of a smoke screen to come and use

675
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 3: our toilets.

676
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 6: Yeah, we've caught him a few times in the act.

677
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

678
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 5: By the way, we weren't doing a sting operation. We

679
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 5: wouldn't were not pesky like that.

680
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:38,600
Speaker 6: We happened.

681
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 3: We're about to do it until this thing that we're

682
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,000
Speaker 3: doing now, our hand has been pushed exactly.

683
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 6: Just we keep seeing him over. There's no other reason

684
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 6: we're going to be over on this building. We see

685
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 6: he using one into.

686
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 5: The toilets, and he has had the nerve to acknowledges

687
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 5: a couple of times.

688
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,680
Speaker 2: On the way at.

689
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 3: Least sneak in exactly, sneaking sneak out exactly. Yeah, there's

690
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 3: something about the swagger of how are you going, guys? Yep,

691
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,160
Speaker 3: I'm just going to go and use your limited toilets limited,

692
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 3: which we share with the text, by.

693
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 6: The way, Yeah, exactly, exactly right.

694
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not like it's our private toilet either. We're

695
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 3: doing this on behalf of the text. Yeah, on behalf

696
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:15,719
Speaker 3: of our producers.

697
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 2: Everybody. Everybody hates it, you know.

698
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 6: Yep, I get it, mate, I get it. Convinced me,

699
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 6: I'm convinced.

700
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 5: Look the plan, the steers, the sting, the person who

701
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 5: is Sam's boss.

702
00:31:28,120 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 6: He actually is the head of sales. We've actually got him,

703
00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 6: and he.

704
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 2: Knows what, he knows where the boundary lines.

705
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 5: Are, and he knows Sammy quite well. We've got him

706
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 5: on the hook. Okay, he knows what he has to do.

707
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 5: We are going to go to a song right now,

708
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 5: but up next we're going to.

709
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 6: Speak to to Whitehead. He's the head of sales.

710
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 3: Well, we're gone the white dog, big dog.

711
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, he goes off as the kennel. He is the

712
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 6: biggest of the dogs.

713
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,560
Speaker 5: And then he's going to call Sammy effectively and say,

714
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 5: there's been some whispers or complaints being made, Yes of

715
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 5: the content toilets being used by salespeace, Yes, we will

716
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 5: see of.

717
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 3: The content toilets being stained, being desecrated, being tainted by

718
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 3: the sales A sales bear tush should not touch.

719
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 2: A content clean throne. And I think we all know that, and.

720
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:18,360
Speaker 6: That's our tag one for what for toilet patrol.

721
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 5: Anyway, we're gonna goin on a song up next, Let's

722
00:32:22,120 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 5: catch him with his hand in the cookie jar or

723
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 5: his tush on the toilet seat.

724
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 3: Nothing worse than somebody in a foreign department using your

725
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:34,719
Speaker 3: department's toilet.

726
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:35,959
Speaker 2: I think we can all relate to that.

727
00:32:36,320 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 3: Ever since the days when kids weren't allowed to use

728
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,680
Speaker 3: teachers toilets at school, absolutely, I mean you knew where

729
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 3: they were, you just didn't cross that line. And it

730
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 3: exists today and I think for me, this is where

731
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 3: we need to make a stand because someone from sales,

732
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 3: and it's not just a standard salesperson woulds Sammy Harris,

733
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 3: deputy head of sales here swaggers down, knows he's untouchable.

734
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,160
Speaker 2: Or thinks he's untouchable, and hence he can just.

735
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 3: Waltz in there, unzip his very expensive Hugo boss pants

736
00:33:05,120 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 3: and cities tush on the content toilets.

737
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 2: I'm going to put an end to that right now.

738
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 6: Absolutely operation.

739
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,600
Speaker 5: We've got the number of our of our big head

740
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:17,520
Speaker 5: of sales. This is Sammy's boss. Yes, okay, And effectively

741
00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 5: we're gonna get the dog. Well he actually joins on

742
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 5: the phone right now, we'll explaining to him, dog are

743
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 5: you there?

744
00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 2: What dog is that?

745
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 6: The dog?

746
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 11: That's the dog.

747
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 2: Little wow? All right.

748
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 3: Ahead of sales, by the way.

749
00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 11: A rap artist.

750
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,040
Speaker 5: Look, he's across all demos. You can do the older ones,

751
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 5: the younger ones. Now, dog, you're you're across what we

752
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 5: want you to do.

753
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 6: Here.

754
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 5: There is a there is a member of your sales

755
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 5: team who, for reasons we we don't know of, comes

756
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,160
Speaker 5: over to our side of the building and.

757
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 2: This is our toilets.

758
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 6: And how often is this, I'd say it's daily.

759
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 11: Yeah, daily, and I just don't think I.

760
00:34:04,040 --> 00:34:08,120
Speaker 5: Don't think it's cricket so effectively, Doug, you're happy to

761
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 5: call Sammy now ye and say that there's been.

762
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 2: So willing and more than willing.

763
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 5: And you're going to say there's been an anonymous complaint

764
00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:20,320
Speaker 5: that's been made about him using the toilets.

765
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 2: Maybe you don't been him with his name first up?

766
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 3: Maybe just go look, I'm getting reports from content that

767
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,400
Speaker 3: there are people on the sales side using contents toilets.

768
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 2: See if he comes forward first. If not, then we squeeze.

769
00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, good angle, All right, we'll give it a go.

770
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:44,839
Speaker 7: Speaking mate, So I came out with no caller idea.

771
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 11: Yeah, I don't know my phone's been doing that. It

772
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:51,400
Speaker 11: might because I'm on the Is it all okay?

773
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 10: It's good?

774
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:57,800
Speaker 11: Yeah? Where are you? I'm at society with the ipro guys.

775
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 11: Have you just have you just stuck down? Am you're

776
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 11: dark or your Yeah?

777
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,239
Speaker 7: No, they do well here, but yeah, I'm on the

778
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 7: I'm one of the clock to get the kids in

779
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 7: a bit.

780
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 11: So it's actually good. He's an excuse for late. All right,

781
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:14,400
Speaker 11: quick one, I got a weird call from from P

782
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:20,120
Speaker 11: and C about sort of territorial things within an office

783
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 11: and a few complaints from down the kiss end of

784
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:29,319
Speaker 11: the sales teams using the kiss toilets. What exactly and

785
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 11: it's come back through P and C. Question for me

786
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:35,360
Speaker 11: on behalf of sales to go what do you know

787
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:39,280
Speaker 11: about it? And can you follow it up? Are you joking?

788
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 10: No, No, I'm not.

789
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 11: I've been down there once this week to go to

790
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 11: the toilet. H I don't know of it. I don't

791
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 11: think so, okay, but but as in, but the funny

792
00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 11: thing is they like it's an office, like it's not

793
00:35:57,440 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 11: their toilets, just everyone's toilet. Yeah, I know, but they're

794
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 11: kind of now starting to go they should be the

795
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 11: kissed thorns give the talent toilets, you know, safer space

796
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 11: type stuff. Before the show where they had to wind

797
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 11: down and wind out. So whether or not the name

798
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 11: names they did mentioned you, Yeah, all right, Yeah, I've

799
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 11: been there once. Yeah, they said a few more than once.

800
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 5: Stop using that toilet, semi stop using toilet.

801
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 20: You're a bunch of quick.

802
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:45,640
Speaker 11: Once Sammy, Sammy, stay away from the dummy.

803
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,400
Speaker 20: Because we was in there washing his hands, seeing it

804
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,200
Speaker 20: that he is was you're going down?

805
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 3: I was enjoying the quiet about toilets, and then the

806
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,759
Speaker 3: big sales dog walked in and I was like, hang

807
00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 3: on just a second, you've crossed a line.

808
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 10: You've all lost your car box.

809
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:11,239
Speaker 11: Can I just say we live on radio now? You're

810
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:11,880
Speaker 11: kidding me?

811
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:14,880
Speaker 10: Not again?

812
00:37:15,239 --> 00:37:15,760
Speaker 11: Not again?

813
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,760
Speaker 7: I'm never at throughing my phone.

814
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 11: You take this call from the toilet.

815
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:22,520
Speaker 10: Yes I am.

816
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 7: I'm at the kiss toilets now.

817
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,720
Speaker 11: And can I just tell you I'm going to destroy

818
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 11: the whole thing?

819
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 10: Where there what?

820
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 3: You've just had a regular day run on the mid

821
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,359
Speaker 3: day thirty one six five, Give us a call, tell

822
00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 3: us about it can be boring as all hell because

823
00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 3: we think, or what he thinks, it can be made

824
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:47,040
Speaker 3: awesome with this theme behind it. Charing so fine, So

825
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 3: any any anyway, this geezer died today?

826
00:37:54,200 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 6: What did you excuse me?

827
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 2: He died.

828
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:00,839
Speaker 5: He's a superstar Greek composer by the evangelist.

829
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 6: He is no Geezer incredible. I don't ask her for

830
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,319
Speaker 6: that song. So we've got Gabrielle who's called us on

831
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,560
Speaker 6: thirteen one O sixty five.

832
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 5: Now, Gabrielle, you obviously want to have chariots of fire

833
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:11,480
Speaker 5: under the under.

834
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,800
Speaker 10: The story one percent.

835
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, beautiful, gabriel Okay, so the more boring the story,

836
00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 5: the better, Gabrielle.

837
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 6: You just kick off your story and we'll bring in

838
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 6: the music.

839
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 11: Wake up in the morning, went to cake. Oh yeah,

840
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,800
Speaker 11: learn about networking? Very fun. Oh yeah, you know, I

841
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 11: went for a coffee after, I went for a stroll

842
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:30,840
Speaker 11: around the city.

843
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 6: Wow.

844
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 11: Went back to class again.

845
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 1: Wow.

846
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 11: Learnt about amplifying. Wow, that was my day.

847
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,520
Speaker 5: Oh wow, keep going to keep going to the look

848
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 5: Gabrielle going, Gabrielle.

849
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, but then I went for a walk.

850
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 11: You know, you got some KFC.

851
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 20: Everyone loves some KFC.

852
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 6: And bring it home, Gabe.

853
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,760
Speaker 7: And then I went home.

854
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well done. I went home. Good on you, mate,

855
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:03,439
Speaker 2: We got very good.

856
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 6: We got Luki in Luki you know the drill.

857
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:06,359
Speaker 7: Mate.

858
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 6: You want to tell us about your boring morning.

859
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,279
Speaker 20: Sure I wasn't as boring as that one.

860
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:14,120
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, what seem do you want? You want to

861
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 2: see the Charots of the fire? Charot's on fire?

862
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 20: Oh, let's go, let's go Jassic Park.

863
00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,720
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, nice, And that's a good decision.

864
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 3: But of John Williams in here, I mean that's an

865
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:25,239
Speaker 3: iconic proposed composer.

866
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's good. He's good.

867
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:27,839
Speaker 6: He's pretty good.

868
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 2: All right, Are you sure you want that? Because he's

869
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,239
Speaker 2: got lots of others Raiders of the Lost Dark as well,

870
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 2: if you want to hear that. No, well okay, the

871
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 2: Jassic Park Okay, yeah enough mate.

872
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 6: All right mate, you crack into your story and more

873
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 6: Jurassic Park here.

874
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 20: So yeah, just wake up in the morning, made some

875
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:55,720
Speaker 20: toast with some butter on it, checked on Judge, sat

876
00:39:55,800 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 20: down on the couch, didn't move till midday. Better make

877
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 20: my top of coffee.

878
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 2: Then.

879
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 3: Really, the Jurassic Park then was perfect?

880
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 2: That can I just say? It was a real It

881
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 2: was a tour of wonders. Perfect, the butter, the toast,

882
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 2: the Judge duty. I mean I was there.

883
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, what a combo toast and Judge Judy. Let's go

884
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 6: to Michael and now Michael's.

885
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 3: I think Judge Judy's match watched more with toast than

886
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 3: without toast.

887
00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,720
Speaker 2: Have to such daytime TV.

888
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,719
Speaker 3: That's all you're eating at eleven o'clock in the morning.

889
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,239
Speaker 3: Is there anyone's needything more than substantial than toast? But

890
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:31,280
Speaker 3: it's a great filler toast.

891
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:33,839
Speaker 5: Oh of course it is in between your meals, field

892
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 5: Days of our lives and Toast also.

893
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 2: A good day, absolutely, no doubt about it.

894
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're getting pinged with this chat, but I think

895
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 3: no one has said anything more. A student on this

896
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:45,439
Speaker 3: radio show in the last month Judge Duty has watched

897
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 3: more with Toast than without that.

898
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 9: Well said, will can you have your Judge Juty chat

899
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 9: with some music behind it to make it more interesting?

900
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,960
Speaker 2: I don't mind that. What have you got for me?

901
00:40:53,040 --> 00:41:01,479
Speaker 2: Jo words? Yes, the show, it's Judy, I know. Well,

902
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 2: I think it's true to say more people have watched.

903
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:12,520
Speaker 6: It, yes, with toast, oh well.

904
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:14,839
Speaker 2: Than without it.

905
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 6: Oh wow, wow, I was so engaged, so engaged.

906
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 2: Who is that?

907
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 3: It's certainly not EVANGELII, that's in your No, Zimmer, Zimmer,

908
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 3: that's not one of the great gods, one of the

909
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 3: great one of the great composing gods.

910
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,279
Speaker 2: And I'm pretty sure Zimmer.

911
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 5: I've got I've got an R playlist that's on it.

912
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 6: All right, let's go to Michael.

913
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 3: When you say you've got an in your playlist, you

914
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 3: just search in you're on Spotify.

915
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 2: That's what we've all got that one mate.

916
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:43,520
Speaker 3: Alrightheart Radio, I should stress Michael's called on thirty one

917
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 3: and sixty five.

918
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,359
Speaker 2: Good Michael, Yeah, how are you going?

919
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:46,640
Speaker 12: Lad?

920
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 14: And I'm going to bring it home for you today?

921
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 3: Which which which composer would you like? Which theme?

922
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 4: I need?

923
00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:52,200
Speaker 20: You?

924
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 14: Try to fire, guys, I fred my story.

925
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 6: Deserves it a cracky and Michael, all right.

926
00:41:59,400 --> 00:41:59,680
Speaker 7: Guys.

927
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 14: I get up in the morning, take a shower, I

928
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 14: go outside, I jumping my car, get ready to go

929
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:08,600
Speaker 14: for work. I'm just traversing night at my gate and

930
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 14: I realize, oh my god, I've got a flat tire.

931
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:15,839
Speaker 14: Jump by, take the spare out of the the bit,

932
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:19,879
Speaker 14: jack up the car, struggle to fame a lock nut.

933
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 14: But guys, guess what. I get it changed and I

934
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 14: drive the work.

935
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 6: You've gotta go. You've gotta keep going, mart I go.

936
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 10: I'm at work.

937
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:34,280
Speaker 14: I'm making myself for coffee.

938
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,279
Speaker 7: I'm off me my days pay.

939
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 11: You did.

940
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:43,200
Speaker 3: It's very good to get I got to chain Head.

941
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,880
Speaker 2: He get there in the end. What happened? Mongol?

942
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 11: You go to chin No, I got a flat tire.

943
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 2: You know we had. I'm not gonna go