Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Showtime because Charles doesn't have lunch, does he?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Okay, Mom, I'll do it tonight.
Speaker 3: Are you Jack?
Speaker 5: And I know I'm misty The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold
Speaker 5: one o'ful.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Pats morning, Good morning Jack.
Speaker 4: How are you guys?
Speaker 6: But good What are you up to this weekend?
Speaker 4: I've actually been nervous to tell you guys what I'm
Speaker 4: doing this weekend because you've not been invited. But I'm
Speaker 4: doing another poker night.
Speaker 7: I thought you were.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The last time I did it, I invited the team around.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was great fun.
Speaker 4: But I had to teach you all how to play poker.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it took me a just to understand. You
Speaker 5: know what, Jack's people.
Speaker 6: Is going to be awkward over the past.
Speaker 4: So will I will be playing poker? I just wanted
Speaker 4: to be honest with you there. Friends, notice other friends kind.
Speaker 5: Of come around and play. They turn up with actual
Speaker 5: proper money and that it's fifty k. Fifty k it's
Speaker 5: just half an hour of the one hundred from Andy Lee.
Speaker 7: So is the poker table permanently up in the middle
Speaker 7: of the lounge for the next two weeks.
Speaker 4: No, but it might be. If I set it up
Speaker 4: on for tomorrow night, I might as well just keep
Speaker 4: it there and then maybe we'll do a poking line.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be an after an afternoon thank
Speaker 5: you wells for the rest of the show we're doing
Speaker 5: this weekend. Come around this weekend, guys, come around. You
Speaker 5: know i'd love to have I don't call them team members.
Speaker 5: I call them team besties, the family. I like my
Speaker 5: children to be honest. Yeah, well that's a snubn't it
Speaker 5: Isn't it just the way he did that whole ice?
Speaker 4: He actually want What's better? If I came in and
Speaker 4: said I'm doing nothing this weekend, then you guys worry
Speaker 4: about me. Think I'm lonely all weekend Monday morning, I've
Speaker 4: got no one thing.
Speaker 5: I know you are, right, is a lone wolf. You're
Speaker 5: out there just prowling around.
Speaker 4: I'm actually waiting for an invitation from either.
Speaker 5: Of them, and you'll be welcome. What are you up to?
Speaker 7: Well, it pales into insignificance for that. We've got a
Speaker 7: two year old birthday on Sunday.
Speaker 5: Oh god, you've got something else to look forward to
Speaker 5: that is a crap and.
Speaker 7: Then like back to know, I just I can't even
Speaker 7: get my head around that.
Speaker 5: To be honest, when you.
Speaker 6: Go to to other people's kids birthday, you do this?
Speaker 7: Can you find out what Chris's a time limit?
Speaker 5: As soon as I get there, going what time? Do
Speaker 5: you think? It's okay?
Speaker 7: He's like how long we're here for? When we pull up?
Speaker 5: That's fair enough?
Speaker 4: Does he tell the host that he's got a nicest?
Speaker 5: What you do is you go there, you start, you say,
Speaker 5: this is like what time you think about doing the cake?
Speaker 5: People get really stressed out. I do it now.
Speaker 7: Chris wants to leave, usually before the cake. The cake, I.
Speaker 5: Won't care if I'm there or not.
Speaker 6: It's not my second birthday party.
Speaker 7: No, that's rude. You never leave before the cake. So
Speaker 7: it's kind of like, and you know, some hosts are
Speaker 7: like dragging it out.
Speaker 6: It's like, come on, it got a theme or.
Speaker 7: No, I don't believe so no, nor the invite doesn't
Speaker 7: say so.
Speaker 5: This weekend I'll be wearing in my new walking boots
Speaker 5: because actually in two weeks time i'll be in I'll
Speaker 5: actually be in Dublin where I'll be seeing Bruce Springsteen
Speaker 5: two Fridays time, I'm seeing them, boss, I can't wait.
Speaker 5: And then I'm going to Southern Island on a week
Speaker 5: long hiking to all I can't wait for. But it's
Speaker 5: like six hours of intense hiking every day. So I
Speaker 5: bought these walking boots this week. They've got to be
Speaker 5: waterproof because island it is probably gonna be wet and
Speaker 5: boggy and stuff like that, so I've got to get
Speaker 5: in about So what was going to do is walk
Speaker 5: to yours.
Speaker 6: But obviously I don't want.
Speaker 5: You know, Sunday night, I see my mate Jack and
Speaker 5: I'm looking through a window and I'm seeing him having
Speaker 5: fun with those mates.
Speaker 6: Oh oh, certainly looks out because Christian ru run By
Speaker 6: cor blisters are.
Speaker 5: My walking boots.
Speaker 4: He didn't come.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 5: Anyway, We're going to play a song and try and
Speaker 5: reboot the.
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Speaker 6: Tatsy, what are you giving the double thumbs up to
Speaker 6: this week?
Speaker 7: We touched on this week about Sherbert Sherbet. That's a
Speaker 7: band as Sherbert as in the like the Lolly.
Speaker 5: We know what global confusion with. Sure it's not like
Speaker 5: the Beatles.
Speaker 4: I can't eat.
Speaker 7: I'm not even touching that, but it says seventy fifth anniversary,
Speaker 7: and what they've done to celebrate is repackaged author.
Speaker 6: We got this in the news of the day.
Speaker 5: Ortusly got some sort of.
Speaker 7: Backstory, and.
Speaker 4: You've got a showbag that the show in news.
Speaker 7: Why can't I bring this to Double Thumb.
Speaker 5: You can't maybe the news?
Speaker 4: Where did you get a showbag?
Speaker 6: You know why she.
Speaker 5: Fun it the news? They sent it to me because yeah,
Speaker 5: castra plugs.
Speaker 7: Plugs, that's for comics, all right. Anyway, this is.
Speaker 6: Jack spot about that pocone.
Speaker 7: But you've tried. You've got to try the cones. So
Speaker 7: these are like ice cream.
Speaker 6: You could drug.
Speaker 7: Strike after the show.
Speaker 4: It looks like you're going through this bag for the
Speaker 4: first time.
Speaker 6: No, it is because you're reading.
Speaker 5: Okay, give me a Jack for his pocone, So look.
Speaker 7: You can have it anyway. The other thing I've got this.
Speaker 5: Week, this is your foot, was actually an ill, temperate
Speaker 5: and double Thumb.
Speaker 4: I want to come.
Speaker 5: It feels like what you did is you've actually done
Speaker 5: double to this team.
Speaker 7: We're all together because I can't think to think about
Speaker 7: that pocon You to embrace what I bring to the time.
Speaker 5: I tried to support with the last pocone. I tried
Speaker 5: to be You're.
Speaker 7: Gonna love this one. Have you ever when you go
Speaker 7: online to order something and you don't at your cart
Speaker 7: and you've accidentally ordered like forty instead of four.
Speaker 5: Never done that? Never books turning up tomorrow between twelve
Speaker 5: and six.
Speaker 7: I've done that. I've done that. This way I get
Speaker 7: these cool. I've showed you this before. These cool? How
Speaker 7: do I describe it on the radio? They look like
Speaker 7: a cassette tape.
Speaker 6: Old school cassette.
Speaker 7: There are a tin and I keep my pills in
Speaker 7: them because when you're fifty you have to have a
Speaker 7: pill cap catch right. But I have ordered far too many,
Speaker 7: like I was meant to get like two London. Can
Speaker 7: we give them away today to give them away to listeners?
Speaker 6: They're actually but you can put your poker chips in them.
Speaker 7: So we've got how many?
Speaker 3: Is there?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 6: You can old school cassette.
Speaker 7: Absolutely. I just got them off eBay if you're wondering
Speaker 7: where to get them. But we will give them away today.
Speaker 7: Let's give it.
Speaker 6: How much were they though?
Speaker 7: Sho't be ridiculous? No, that's fine, gosh for all you
Speaker 7: do for me, christians.
Speaker 5: Oh a great team member two three, they.
Speaker 1: Said, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: We're doing double thumbs up when we go around the team.
Speaker 5: Tell me about the things we're into at the moment, Jack,
Speaker 5: what's it for you?
Speaker 4: People are asking me what the app is called that
Speaker 4: I mentioned earlier in the week.
Speaker 5: Was it Poker one? It's not Friends with Poker.
Speaker 4: It's a great app that you can play with friends
Speaker 4: and family after a night, great dinner party, play tomorrow
Speaker 4: night with those losers. It's called heads Up. You know
Speaker 4: who actually made heads Up? Alan Degenerate?
Speaker 3: Did she?
Speaker 4: Oh, that's right.
Speaker 7: They used to play it on the show. On the
Speaker 7: show when we went to Disneyland. Because you're in queues
Speaker 7: for hours like Star Wars are we queued or cars
Speaker 7: for like six hours? I'm not kidding you. Everyone was
Speaker 7: playing this in the Yes, we.
Speaker 5: Play it before, just a cheapo version with a post.
Speaker 4: And I get the app.
Speaker 5: It's fast, it's quicker. What do you do to shake
Speaker 5: the phone or something?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, So if you get one right, you go down,
Speaker 4: it goes ding. If you get one wrong, you go
Speaker 4: up down.
Speaker 7: It's great.
Speaker 4: You get in the up store. Yeah, and then you're downloading.
Speaker 5: Your familiar with that he's talking to.
Speaker 6: It's someone who's woken up on my home or something.
Speaker 4: I didn't watch any new TV shows this week, so
Speaker 4: that's why I double thumbs up for this week.
Speaker 5: All right, it's a couple of things I saw during
Speaker 5: the break.
Speaker 6: Then one.
Speaker 5: I can't believe you haven't seen this, but don't worry.
Speaker 5: You've got time alone now for two weeks. Murder Mystery two.
Speaker 5: Sam Man's got a new movie out. No no, no, no,
Speaker 5: no no. Don't be like that with the Sam Man
Speaker 5: love classic Samon. You know, one of the best presents
Speaker 5: I had in my fiftieth of Easter was Adam Sander
Speaker 5: had made a new movie for me. It's like he
Speaker 5: baked a cake for me. Him and Jennifer Aniston. Now,
Speaker 5: normally I always think in terms of double acts. Sam
Speaker 5: Man's always played really well with Drew Barrymore. But these
Speaker 5: two are shown me something new. I love the first
Speaker 5: Murder Mystery. Murder Mystery two on Netflix really funny.
Speaker 7: I hated the first one, but this second one makes.
Speaker 6: Up for it is better, isn't it.
Speaker 4: You've seen as well?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 5: It's funny. You've got You've got a lot of time
Speaker 5: of the next two weeks. You love Adam Sandler.
Speaker 4: I know, but I can remember the first.
Speaker 6: This one was very, very funny.
Speaker 5: The other thing that's really good as well, I saw
Speaker 5: is a documentary with You two and David Letterman. David
Speaker 5: Leman flew over to Dublin to interview Bono and the
Speaker 5: Edge as they rehearse for this new kind of Little
Speaker 5: Mini too.
Speaker 4: Feel sorry for the other guys in You Two.
Speaker 6: Larry, Larry, Adam.
Speaker 5: I think that they're okay, actually just it's just taking
Speaker 5: it easy for counting the royalty. Yeah, even the beginning,
Speaker 5: they sort of fudged where they were. They were like, oh,
Speaker 5: they're doing other.
Speaker 6: Projects, what's Larry up to? What are they doing?
Speaker 5: And they're going, so I'm in the edge of like
Speaker 5: remixed all the songs the other man feel about this,
Speaker 5: So anyway, Letterman goes to Dublin. It's a part sort
Speaker 5: of travel documentary with David just wandering around Dublin, which
Speaker 5: is great and then him chatting to the band.
Speaker 6: It's really really good.
Speaker 5: And then the other thing that's very good on Netflix
Speaker 5: as well, really smart show. You would love it, Cleo.
Speaker 7: Oh really yes, yeah, very very.
Speaker 5: Good set in the eighties in Russia. If you really
Speaker 5: love what was the one about the killer in England?
Speaker 5: Killing Eve? Now Killing Eve. If you're I love Killing Eve,
Speaker 5: which I thought was great, you'll love Cleo. It's very great.
Speaker 10: It is.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's my double thumbs up. This week the YouTube
Speaker 5: documentary Don't Need to Be a Big YouTube fan. It's
Speaker 5: on Disney. It's called a sort of a sort of homecoming.
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Speaker 5: time waste extra time pastry bands. In eighteen twenty one,
Speaker 5: do we know that a war broke out between Mexico
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Speaker 5: Is fighting talk?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 5: So we're looking for your pastry movies. All right, pastry movies.
Speaker 5: What are those bakers watching?
Speaker 4: Watching?
Speaker 5: Glazed and Confused, Gold Claire and Present, Danger, Silver, Fantastic,
Speaker 5: mister Fox, fantastic, gold eats pralein Love.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like a little cake.
Speaker 5: Oh very nice, Silver, too fancy for Jackie boy. The
Speaker 5: Manchurro candidate, a Manchurian candidate.
Speaker 7: Achuro Wake up today.
Speaker 5: Come on, he's forgotten. How the whole silver bit work?
Speaker 11: Jo?
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Speaker 4: Silver plus it's jokes.
Speaker 6: All right, Jackie boy, what have you got pastry movies?
Speaker 4: Remember the pythons, Remember the jokes. Bronze, the Thomas Crown,
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Speaker 5: Silver and where over. So it's retiring at the crease
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Speaker 4: Flakes on a plane.
Speaker 7: I thought you meant the chocolate bath.
Speaker 4: Like's coming off a bit of pace.
Speaker 5: You know you're right?
Speaker 6: Yeah, like a cross.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, the stewardess is wrong.
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Speaker 5: Where do you guys stand on pickles in a burger?
Speaker 5: To me, a burger is literally just the burger, whatever
Speaker 5: condiments you want to put on their onion, lettuce, tomato,
Speaker 5: the bun, and that's it.
Speaker 4: Get them out of there. Saying no pickles on a
Speaker 4: burger is as automatic to me as ordering fries on
Speaker 4: the side.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yesterday I ordered it was all the specials. Normally,
Speaker 5: i'dno anything to do with the specials because I have
Speaker 5: the stupid theory where if it's that good, you'd have
Speaker 5: it on that menu every day. It was the specials
Speaker 5: I think they're just trying to use up leftover stuff.
Speaker 7: That's the testing it out to put it on the
Speaker 7: main meetings.
Speaker 5: Let me tell you about the specials. I go, okay,
Speaker 5: but I'm thinking I'm not falling for that.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, that's such a dead theory.
Speaker 6: It's just a theory. Pads, you have to say, that's
Speaker 6: such a dad thing to everything.
Speaker 4: They're just they're putting the spice of life.
Speaker 5: Wake up people, wake up sheeple. Anyway, I saw the
Speaker 5: specials in this place not too far from here, right,
Speaker 5: and it said a smoky cheeseburger up after we had
Speaker 5: our big meeting. Yes, that's what I needed, smoky cheeseburger.
Speaker 5: I order it and they got And then I saw
Speaker 5: the also for some reason, and they just shove pickles
Speaker 5: and they went, can you take out the pickles? And
Speaker 5: the guy went, not this this he was putting in
Speaker 5: his teel and then looks at me and goes, I
Speaker 5: can't hack pickles. I hadn't eat all day.
Speaker 6: Their mister send it.
Speaker 5: I ain't even behave. In a very grown up way,
Speaker 5: I went, I can hang them. They don't belong in
Speaker 5: the burger right. We got into a little back and forth.
Speaker 5: You should about pickles in a burger, I said, put
Speaker 5: on the side of the plate. But you can't presume
Speaker 5: that I want that revolting pickle rubbish in there.
Speaker 4: I heard a rumor. I had a rumor. I don't
Speaker 4: know if this is true, but that McDonald's have to
Speaker 4: put pickles in their burgers because if they don't have
Speaker 4: the pickles in there, the burgers would be technically confectionery.
Speaker 4: Oh in pickles, push it back.
Speaker 7: Over into it because it's a vegetable.
Speaker 4: Vegetable so.
Speaker 7: That wow, Patty, do you like a pickle? I love
Speaker 7: a pickle because I love the crunch and I love
Speaker 7: the you know, that sort of tarty taste. But the
Speaker 7: love God hates them. And when he goes to subway,
Speaker 7: he's like, please, none of those what are you?
Speaker 5: Is there?
Speaker 4: Are they crunchy though?
Speaker 5: Every times? And those ones that the macas ones, it's
Speaker 5: about half a millimeter. You can't tell me. It's adding
Speaker 5: to the flavor, not point one.
Speaker 6: It's like a piece of paper kind of slice. It
Speaker 6: gets them so thin. They must buy one pickle and
Speaker 6: it lasts like a thousand custards.
Speaker 5: How did you get anything? Slip you can't tell me
Speaker 5: I'm enjoying this.
Speaker 6: It's not point one millimeters, it.
Speaker 5: Doesn't weigh anything. It's not even matter. It's anti matter
Speaker 5: to me. When that pickle is in there, right, and
Speaker 5: I haven't realized that they've hidden one.
Speaker 4: In there, which they do.
Speaker 5: They do. Wake up people.
Speaker 6: All I taste is the pickle.
Speaker 5: There's no even flavor distribution.
Speaker 13: Interesting real, No, You've got it exactly wrong, because that's
Speaker 13: the pickle is in there for even distributed gree You've
Speaker 13: got grease and fat and that's delicious, but you need
Speaker 13: to balance it off with the acidity of the pickle. Well,
Speaker 13: that little circle they put it, that's balan about.
Speaker 5: What about the onion?
Speaker 13: No, no, no has its own different flavor project.
Speaker 6: What are you dealing with here?
Speaker 5: I have taste buds are like four K I've in
Speaker 5: Italy Spain.
Speaker 6: You're like beta.
Speaker 4: You're just ordering a happy meal.
Speaker 6: I'd be happy rather than all I taste is pickle.
Speaker 4: There's happiness so shameful grown would have a pickle, That's
Speaker 4: all I'm saying.
Speaker 6: All Right, cooling now, then pickles yes or no?
Speaker 5: In a burger you should have to actually ask my
Speaker 5: permission to even put that pickle in that in writing
Speaker 5: no fur one four one O four three, it's like
Speaker 5: put the hat on the Mona Lisa.
Speaker 6: It's not welcome. It's perfection already.
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Speaker 5: Is an affront to me. If you put a pickle
Speaker 5: in my burger, get that out there, doesn't belong, it's
Speaker 5: not needed. Burgers were perfect as they were. The patty, cheese, onion, lettuce, tomato,
Speaker 5: the condiment, the sauce, and then the bun. Add that pickle.
Speaker 5: All you get is eighty percent pickle flavor. So yesterday
Speaker 5: when I said I don't want pickle in the burger,
Speaker 5: and the guy that went can't hack pickles, right.
Speaker 4: Which I hate that. By the way they're serving you.
Speaker 4: We're coming to spend money at your establishment. The customer
Speaker 4: is always right, yeah, And.
Speaker 5: I pathetically because you know what it's like being a guy.
Speaker 5: It's a vulnerable place, isn't it been a man? And
Speaker 5: when another man steps to you like that, you know,
Speaker 5: in a public place. You know that's how John Witt
Speaker 5: went that way. I then I go over sit in
Speaker 5: my little corner and I'm like, I believe that they've
Speaker 5: been pickles anyway. When the food turns up. I start
Speaker 5: eating the fries and then I starting the burger and
Speaker 5: I'm going. But it gets about halfway through this burger, I'm
Speaker 5: full up. I thought, I can't leave this on this plate.
Speaker 4: It's already I think I can't hack burgers right.
Speaker 5: And I'm telling this, I hate leaving food on the
Speaker 5: plate because I'm worried that they're going to get upset.
Speaker 5: Think I didn't like the food. A couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 5: we were my daughter and I were having breakfast and
Speaker 5: I couldn't have any more of the food. The guy
Speaker 5: that served us was a big fan of the show,
Speaker 5: and I said to Thoise, he'd be really upset if
Speaker 5: I leave it. Can you get your napkin out? I
Speaker 5: made her scoop up my scrambled eggs into an go
Speaker 5: to the go to the toilet. So anyway, I've got
Speaker 5: half this burger left. I made it under it. You
Speaker 5: know you have the salar they put the side I
Speaker 5: create like a like basically like cameoufliges.
Speaker 4: A shelter like big grillses make in the wood.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I was so wide. I don't want him going. No,
Speaker 5: I can't have food generally, can.
Speaker 6: All right, So pickles and a burger, yes?
Speaker 3: Or no?
Speaker 6: Nine one four three?
Speaker 4: I've googled also the question about the rumor about McDonald's
Speaker 4: burgers a making fectionery unless they include the pickle. Wouldn't
Speaker 4: you know that the first three hits on Google are
Speaker 4: all videos by McDonald's trying to bust the myth themselves. No,
Speaker 4: I'll take an independent body, thank you.
Speaker 5: What have you been hanging out with the old five
Speaker 5: g bergade or something that.
Speaker 4: You can't take McDonald's work for it.
Speaker 6: They might just be saying that's not true.
Speaker 4: It's just they would like to say, that's not the
Speaker 4: need the.
Speaker 5: Royal commission here do we all that's gonna uh tinya?
Speaker 5: Pickles in a burger?
Speaker 14: Pickles in a burger? What's the burger without pickles? You
Speaker 14: might as well get a sandwich?
Speaker 5: No, it's it's it's a burger or cheeseburger with the
Speaker 5: delicious geese.
Speaker 6: You don't need pickles. Not welcome at the party.
Speaker 15: You do the juices of pickles that actually gets it.
Speaker 14: The slight tang, which which a burger needs.
Speaker 15: I just can't picture.
Speaker 8: Why would you have a burger without pickles?
Speaker 5: The tang is already in the patty and then maybe
Speaker 5: the onion that that's the perfect ting.
Speaker 14: No, no, I actually asked for more McDonald's.
Speaker 5: Oh that's great. You'll have.
Speaker 16: The pickle in the subway.
Speaker 5: Dear god Lord, where you can have minor caw. I'll
Speaker 5: send you all my future pickles and gerkins that they
Speaker 5: cramm in there.
Speaker 6: All right, tiny, have a nice weekend. Thanks you cool.
Speaker 6: Let's got an airy Ariel? What a great name?
Speaker 5: Ariel?
Speaker 11: Hey mate? How are yeah good?
Speaker 6: Pickles and a burger? Yes?
Speaker 5: Or no?
Speaker 11: Absolutely? Oh? I gotta like pickles a burger.
Speaker 17: I like extra people doing a burger falls Christian Connells
Speaker 17: Show podcast.
Speaker 5: I actually my wife is addicted to selling stuff at
Speaker 5: the moment. Yesterday our German shepherd dogs suddenly just gone
Speaker 5: off her food. Does Luna just do that where they go?
Speaker 5: I don't want this anymore, eating it for like two
Speaker 5: or three years, just doesn't like it anymore. So she
Speaker 5: caught me just trying to We had this like twenty
Speaker 5: kilo bag of like dry dog food, right, so I
Speaker 5: was just trying to wake it into the bin. So
Speaker 5: I no, no, no, I'll sell that on Facebook Marketplace said
Speaker 5: it's we've had half of it steal. Yes, she's selling
Speaker 5: that on Facebook marketplace. All right, So don't forget the
Speaker 5: The theme tune is coming in out, so the harmon
Speaker 5: is at the end. I'm talking more to Patsy Y.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, I'm on it all right?
Speaker 5: Can I sell it?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 18: He can?
Speaker 3: Where on the radio strip?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 19: No?
Speaker 6: Four one four one o four three?
Speaker 5: What we can?
Speaker 6: What can we sell for you?
Speaker 5: Let's go Win bron Win.
Speaker 3: Good morning Bronwin, Good morning Christian, Jack and Pet.
Speaker 6: So are we really going?
Speaker 5: I'm coming to the show, Bronwin. Now what are you
Speaker 5: trying to sell?
Speaker 14: I'm trying to sell hobbies? Billy Cut.
Speaker 5: Does he know?
Speaker 19: Yes he does.
Speaker 14: He's been trying to flug this thing off for about
Speaker 14: six months after he finished a large warehouse capling job,
Speaker 14: and he wants it gone out of his shed, all.
Speaker 4: Right, Billy Cart. I think of a kid going down
Speaker 4: a hill pushed by his friend.
Speaker 5: This thing is like some sort of industrial and there's
Speaker 5: something that Austin Powells was in when he was trying
Speaker 5: to do that eight hundred point turn.
Speaker 4: It's more than a golf cut.
Speaker 14: Isn't an industrial golf cart?
Speaker 5: But he calls Billy so it's an industrial sort of
Speaker 5: golf cart.
Speaker 16: This thing.
Speaker 14: You put stuff on the back and drive it through
Speaker 14: your warehouses.
Speaker 5: And we're always getting these comps every day, bron Win.
Speaker 5: A lot of people go, well you got any more
Speaker 5: industrial sort of carts to go away?
Speaker 4: Walking from warehouse to wearhouse, we're more like warehouse in
Speaker 4: the morning.
Speaker 14: Well we're the warehouse is five acres big. It's a
Speaker 14: long walk with a roller cable.
Speaker 6: So how many vaults and all that?
Speaker 14: My Scott, I don't know the voltage of the batteries
Speaker 14: to be perfectly honest at for how do you think?
Speaker 14: But they're all fully chargeable through an input and there's
Speaker 14: in the toolbox at the back is also three double
Speaker 14: tower points to charge all of your carders, tools and stuff.
Speaker 14: Roof racks are removable.
Speaker 5: You've got head, I mean normally we're so radio tables
Speaker 5: and how much do you want for it?
Speaker 14: Seven and a half.
Speaker 5: On this show seven and a half thousands.
Speaker 14: Well, the new batteries in our alone were about three grand.
Speaker 4: I mean, it looks legit. It looks like a gold
Speaker 4: cast the Army, would you ye golf if they were
Speaker 4: going to.
Speaker 5: The world in the monk? All right?
Speaker 14: A golf bags.
Speaker 5: Yes, all right, brom when we'll see what we can.
Speaker 14: Do, that'll be awesome.
Speaker 5: Guys, all right, don't get too helpful, Andrew. Good morning, Andrew.
Speaker 5: I'm good Andrew. What are you trying to sell? What
Speaker 5: can we sell for you this morning? Mate?
Speaker 16: I've got a fifty leader keg of cider.
Speaker 6: This is this is now, this will shift.
Speaker 16: Like fifty leader keg asider that I bought my wedding
Speaker 16: and the guests didn't get quite through as much booze
Speaker 16: as we're hoping. So it's been sitting in my garage
Speaker 16: for a year, but it's untapped, so it should be good.
Speaker 4: Does it go.
Speaker 19: What?
Speaker 4: Does it go flat every year?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Not if it's untapped.
Speaker 16: From what I can tell, I asked a couple of cider. Yeah,
Speaker 16: I was wrong to just give it to one of
Speaker 16: my local bars so that I could get, you know,
Speaker 16: good brownie points. But I'd prefer to sell it, so
Speaker 16: all right.
Speaker 5: So how much do you want for it? So it's
Speaker 5: a fifty liter untapped keg of cider.
Speaker 16: Yep, so I bought it for three hundred, but you
Speaker 16: know it's since it's booze. One hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: Oh, I love since it's booze a lot less, it
Speaker 5: doesn't lose its not less because it's alcohol.
Speaker 6: All right, Andrew, we'll see how we go. So one
Speaker 6: hundred dollars.
Speaker 16: One hundred bucks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, cider fans, give us a call nine
Speaker 5: four one for one O four three. And if you're
Speaker 5: trying to sell anything, let us sell it for you
Speaker 5: this morning.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian One Man's trash? Is there another man's treasure? That
Speaker 5: should be the cash Raise of Nature Strip Radio. Every
Speaker 5: Friday we try and sell your stuff on nine four
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Speaker 6: Let's go to Emily here. Good morning, Emily Kristin.
Speaker 14: Hi, how are you?
Speaker 6: I'm good, Emily. I you had a good week. Now
Speaker 6: what can we sell for you?
Speaker 5: Emily?
Speaker 14: Well, I had a bit.
Speaker 9: Of a late night purchase one night for my stove,
Speaker 9: and I accidentally bought pops and pans which I thought
Speaker 9: were for induction, but they're actually guests. So and I
Speaker 9: took all a lie like throughout all the boxes. So
Speaker 9: they're brand new. Oh no, thousand dollars mistake?
Speaker 5: So can you be can I ask him? So? That
Speaker 5: late night thing I often do at Honeybay, had you been.
Speaker 9: Drinking or look, there might have been in my hand.
Speaker 5: There needs to be some sort of breathalyzer on your
Speaker 5: computer where if you over a limit, you can't buy
Speaker 5: or post anything to so social.
Speaker 9: Media blackfors Oh no, tell me about it, Tell me
Speaker 9: about it. It was a very expensive mistake, and I'm just like,
Speaker 9: and then I had to go and buy more pots
Speaker 9: and pans side.
Speaker 4: So for a thousand bucks, they must be pretty decent
Speaker 4: pots and pans, the brand new, un used yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Swiss diamonds, the brand so.
Speaker 5: Yeahs sweat and the diamonds.
Speaker 6: Those two things coming together to make your pots and pants.
Speaker 14: That's it.
Speaker 5: How much do you want for them?
Speaker 9: So I bought them for a thousand, but I'll part
Speaker 9: I'll happily take nine hundred.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, you've got to go a bit large.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: This is how my mom tries to self suffer marketplace.
Speaker 4: It's just she wonders why bedside tables I'm selling because
Speaker 4: she took fifty dollars off years.
Speaker 9: Ago, eight hundred, eight hundred.
Speaker 5: The thing is like with a brand new car, once
Speaker 5: it drives off the sort of four court, it loses
Speaker 5: about twenty five percent, So you've got to really be
Speaker 5: thinking about six hundred if you want to shift them.
Speaker 9: Oh really, oh yeah.
Speaker 5: Seven fifty. Why don't you start seven fifty then you
Speaker 5: can come down from that.
Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 4: Sounds like you're by them.
Speaker 5: I love in Switzerland, I love diamonds, Gala's best friend diamonds.
Speaker 5: All right, so seven fifty and remind us what kind
Speaker 5: of pans are they?
Speaker 14: They steal Swiss, Swiss diamonds.
Speaker 4: Swiss dinland and how many in the past, Yes, pack
Speaker 4: of five.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you got the fry can and you know biggie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like Russian dogs. You get the whole family there,
Speaker 5: don't you. All right, let's see what happens. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 5: so are you happy with seven fifty?
Speaker 14: Okay, yeah, sounds good.
Speaker 3: Oh do you want to do one hundred somewhere around?
Speaker 15: That would be great?
Speaker 4: Easy to negotiate for callers now down to seven fifty,
Speaker 4: because she already said.
Speaker 14: Yes exactly, they're going to offer me. They're going to
Speaker 14: offer you offer undred bucks.
Speaker 9: Thanks for that.
Speaker 5: Now, listen, it's your choice. You can go eight hundred
Speaker 5: and not sell the well seven fifty and then start
Speaker 5: to negotiate your call.
Speaker 9: Yep, yep, sounds good Christian.
Speaker 5: Let's see what happens.
Speaker 6: Let's try Jackie. Now, Jackie, what are you trying to shift?
Speaker 18: I am trying to sell my dad, who's sitah in
Speaker 18: mint condition so far. It's navy blue, there's no cares,
Speaker 18: there's no stains, and it's three years.
Speaker 17: Old so there's no curves, no stain, no riots, no nothing.
Speaker 18: It's in mint conditions.
Speaker 4: Right, Okay, why didn't you want to sit on it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 18: Okay, So there's only my dad in the house now,
Speaker 18: so he uses his armchair and obviously the sofa is
Speaker 18: just sitting there. He's purchased another sofar which is getting
Speaker 18: delivered this afternoon, so we're actually under the pumps their
Speaker 18: urgent fail macrome for the new one.
Speaker 6: Right, what kind of money? What color is it?
Speaker 18: By the way, it's navy blue and it's yeah, and
Speaker 18: it's fabrick, so it's not swayed or anything like that.
Speaker 18: It's not corduroy, it's fabrick.
Speaker 5: I've never sat in.
Speaker 6: A corndoint couch in my life.
Speaker 4: Would be comfort, yeah, very nice.
Speaker 5: So how much do you want for it? Jackie?
Speaker 18: I am looking as I said, it's quite urgent. We
Speaker 18: sell this today, I'll be looking for one hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: That's a steal.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is deal of the week exactly.
Speaker 18: It has to go to day, got to.
Speaker 6: Go today, right what what area would they be coming to?
Speaker 3: Dandy ol gotcha?
Speaker 5: Okay, one hundred dollars, navy blue couch in great condition.
Speaker 18: Yes, in mint conditions.
Speaker 5: Condition, poring out with the customers today. She stood upset
Speaker 5: about that seven fifty poss.
Speaker 6: I know she's murdered me.
Speaker 5: All right? Can I see how we get On nine
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Speaker 5: now on Nature Strip Radio, Jackie is trying to sell
Speaker 5: her dad's couch. Gotta go today, beautiful two seater, navy blue,
Speaker 5: mint condition, no tares, no stains, no buttet marks. You
Speaker 5: know sometimes with some couches you get the old button marks.
Speaker 5: None of that. One hundred dollars must go today, Danden.
Speaker 5: On pickup Jack, whatever hot deals have we got?
Speaker 4: Emily is trying to sell a Swiss diamond pots and
Speaker 4: pans sit that you and then realize, oh, this is
Speaker 4: not for an indictment.
Speaker 5: Like, oh, sir, how much are they for guests?
Speaker 4: Cook tops only but never used? Selling them for seven
Speaker 4: hundred and fifty dollars after buying them value for one thousands.
Speaker 6: You're kidding me, kidding for real? Is that legit?
Speaker 4: That's legit?
Speaker 11: Wow?
Speaker 6: And how do I buy them?
Speaker 4: You call up nine three, you pitch your offer.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 5: Also, Andrew's trying to sell it a one hundred liter
Speaker 5: is it one hundred fiftys untapped keg of cider unused
Speaker 5: from a wedding? That's one hundred dollars? For these great
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Speaker 1: Christian connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell show. We're doing Nature Strip Radio where every
Speaker 5: Friday we try and sell your stuff. Andrew is selling
Speaker 5: fifty liter untapped keg of cider left over from his wedding. Andrew,
Speaker 5: welcome back. Hey you are now we might have a
Speaker 5: buyer for your cider. They've got a couple of questions.
Speaker 5: Let's get Lisa on right now.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Lisa, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 12: How are you.
Speaker 5: I'm good Lisa. So are you interested in the cider?
Speaker 19: I am interested in the sider.
Speaker 5: Well, let's look you up with Andrew selling it. If
Speaker 5: you've got any questions, Lisa, off you go.
Speaker 18: I'm just wondering what flavor sig s each?
Speaker 16: Oh, flaiver. We've got some apple cider, a nice dry
Speaker 16: but not lord of sweetness in it as well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, he's good.
Speaker 20: Yeah, No, apple was what I was looking for, and
Speaker 20: a slightly dry apple is better, although I'll drink apple cider.
Speaker 18: I mean, you know, one's chasing to buy.
Speaker 21: Apple cider on the on the aradio, clearly they like it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Andrew, where are the apples from?
Speaker 16: The apples? I'm guessing that's from the Arab valley because
Speaker 16: that's where the brewer or the brewery is from.
Speaker 4: That's what I meant.
Speaker 5: You know, you want to verify the source. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: good question.
Speaker 15: Actually from that point, what brewer is it from?
Speaker 16: Napoleon?
Speaker 19: Yeah, Napoleon does anything.
Speaker 3: I'm interested?
Speaker 5: Where would I what area would.
Speaker 21: I need to get to to pick it up?
Speaker 16: By side?
Speaker 3: Bayside?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, lovely trip, come around our way. It's beautiful.
Speaker 3: I'm good.
Speaker 20: I'm good, so I'm more than happy to pay for it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't one hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: You're happy with that, Lisa, I'm very happy with way.
Speaker 5: We just a big deal, guys, is going to celebrate today. Yes,
Speaker 5: that's right, like a stock exchange floor. This is a
Speaker 5: huge deal, this one. And don't forget minus ten percent
Speaker 5: as well. We get ten bucks for that as well.
Speaker 5: Will fee there just to cover the costs of this. Uh,
Speaker 5: Andrew and Lisa enjoyed the side of Lisa.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: I will that's right. Does anyone want? I really want
Speaker 5: Jackie to sell their dad's couch today, because he's got
Speaker 5: that new one company. He doesn't really looking at that
Speaker 5: empty old couch there. Does anyone want to catch Yeah,
Speaker 5: we've got a possify hey Jackie. Yes, yeah, welcome back,
Speaker 5: by the way, and still got the couch? I do right, Okay,
Speaker 5: Peter might want to worry Peter, You interested in Jackie's
Speaker 5: dad's couch.
Speaker 10: Yes, I am going to questions, Peter, not so many
Speaker 10: any any questions. But I was wondering if I could
Speaker 10: get a photo of it. Me and my partner were
Speaker 10: just signed the contract for our first house.
Speaker 3: Oh congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 10: So yeah, we're looking to get some furniture for the property,
Speaker 10: so I've got to check with the boss. Can't just
Speaker 10: make the decision by myself.
Speaker 5: Dude, Seriously, it's a hundred you don't need to be
Speaker 5: checking with the boss. I think when it's around that level,
Speaker 5: you don't need to be going asking the boss. I
Speaker 5: never bought the President for that kind of stuff, you know.
Speaker 5: I don't waste their time. They get very angry. It's
Speaker 5: one hundred dollars for a good couch.
Speaker 10: I reckon, So I'm in Dandelong. Sorry, I reckon. This
Speaker 10: is a sign.
Speaker 5: So so, Peter, are you interested in buying it? For
Speaker 5: one hundred dollars, mink condition, navy blue couch, two seater.
Speaker 3: Yes, we bound about.
Speaker 5: We found about what.
Speaker 6: A day of sold.
Speaker 5: This is amazing, scenes Jackie, great news for your dad.
Speaker 5: Yay you wanted this soul. Today it's done to very
Speaker 5: happy new home Peter and the Boss.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, Tanana, I really.
Speaker 19: Appreciate it, no worries.
Speaker 10: Thank you for selling it to me.
Speaker 5: Peter and the Doghouse. This week it's ripped off.
Speaker 17: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Are you Country tough?
Speaker 6: Patsy is country Tough?
Speaker 5: This week? I still can't believe that Patsy had two
Speaker 5: feelings with no local anesthetic that it was fine. Seriously,
Speaker 5: I can't imagine the sound of that joining this.
Speaker 7: It's just a sound note. But that's not pain, is it.
Speaker 7: It's just a bit uncomfortable on those They didn't hit
Speaker 7: the news.
Speaker 5: So we've done country stuff, country tough stories before and
Speaker 5: they're just to me. It's an English guy. I can't
Speaker 5: believe how crazy tough some of you are.
Speaker 22: There in a big tree one day and she fills
Speaker 22: some LEAs out of a tree, landed on a bumper
Speaker 22: spike on the chainsaw, which drove the spike right into
Speaker 22: her sigh.
Speaker 11: She just got back up.
Speaker 14: The troin finished the job, and then drove herself to
Speaker 14: the hospital.
Speaker 1: This is my nan.
Speaker 15: She had a fall in the morning, went on my legs,
Speaker 15: a bit sore, but don't worry about it.
Speaker 9: Went to the casino all night.
Speaker 16: Next morning.
Speaker 9: Turns out she broke her femur.
Speaker 22: My uncle Tom, we were sitting around the smoko table
Speaker 22: one morning. Noticed he had a hanky wrapped a Randy's singer.
Speaker 11: Said, watch on your finger.
Speaker 22: He's like, ah bloody cut it off with a power
Speaker 22: saw chucked from the bins.
Speaker 6: Actually forgot about that.
Speaker 5: Get them back of one thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: All right, so one thousand dollars up for grabs.
Speaker 5: A corner of the week with your country Tough stories
Speaker 5: is badly believable.
Speaker 6: People, All right, Jackie, good onring Jackie.
Speaker 20: Yes, good morning. My dad's country half. He was in
Speaker 20: the farm and he chopped the whole top of his
Speaker 20: thumb off and he came inside, cleaned it up, grabbed
Speaker 20: some fishing line and slowed it back on time.
Speaker 21: And mum was mortified. Took him to the doctors and
Speaker 21: the doctor and you've done a good job.
Speaker 20: Actually, and his finger still works to this day.
Speaker 6: Like Frankenstein or something, all patched like that.
Speaker 20: It looks pretty many.
Speaker 21: But yeah, he put it back on and he bragged
Speaker 21: about it.
Speaker 4: Shame on the doctor as well for going to do.
Speaker 5: That.
Speaker 21: He didn't actually, he goes, No, you've done a really
Speaker 21: good job. It's all metting, okay, So yeah, we'll just
Speaker 21: leave it and just sort of clean it up. Yeah,
Speaker 21: I know, it's been a bit of yeah, bit shocking.
Speaker 6: Really country tough Jackie, Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: She called us. Go to Tony. Good morning, Tony, Yeah,
Speaker 5: good morning, how are you. I'm good Tony welcome to show.
Speaker 5: So country tough, Country tough.
Speaker 19: Yes, I trained for three and a half the first
Speaker 19: three and a half weeks in the Army with a
Speaker 19: broken ankle.
Speaker 5: That is country tough.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so you obviously broken it before you did your training.
Speaker 19: I actually did my assessment to get into the Army
Speaker 19: on crutches and they said, oh you can, you can
Speaker 19: actually join.
Speaker 5: You're wounded crutches.
Speaker 19: So the day after I got off crutches, I rang
Speaker 19: them up and I went in to see the doctor
Speaker 19: and I was still limping badly. And I've gone in
Speaker 19: and he took my shoe off and he went my
Speaker 19: foot up and down the side.
Speaker 5: I said, I mean China hearing this, This is they're
Speaker 5: coming for this country. That's incredible. Great story, Tony, thank
Speaker 5: you very much to give us call. Have a good weekend, Jay, Good.
Speaker 3: Morning, Good morning, Christian Jay.
Speaker 5: Are you country tough?
Speaker 22: I'm not, but my nanna is. But she's not here anymore.
Speaker 22: She's passed away. But she used to work up on
Speaker 22: the farm until she's in her late seventies. Four thirty
Speaker 22: in the morning, goes to milk the cows and think
Speaker 22: she rolls her ankle comes back about half an acre
Speaker 22: down the field, gets back, milks cows YadA YadA yadda,
Speaker 22: and my uncle Pop's in and goes, mum, what's wrong.
Speaker 22: She goes, oh, I roll my ankle. Looks down at
Speaker 22: her ankle is probably forty five ninety degrees. She had
Speaker 22: broken it.
Speaker 4: How do you walk on her broken ankle? Is broken
Speaker 4: or it's not.
Speaker 20: Ninety?
Speaker 5: I mean it's fluffy, isn't it about walking up? It's
Speaker 5: a towel. It's dragging behind you.
Speaker 22: Walking up in the paddos. It's not flat, it's all rough.
Speaker 22: And all she thought was yeah, I'm just walking normal.
Speaker 22: But yep, I'd like to learn it.
Speaker 5: Was broken country tough, ip Nana Jay, thank you very
Speaker 5: much your story. It's got a David here it's another
Speaker 5: ankle one, uh David.
Speaker 11: Oh good morning, there are you going.
Speaker 5: I'm good country tough.
Speaker 11: My uncle, my mother's uncle, Tom, back in the seventies,
Speaker 11: was picking a post hole with his tractor and he
Speaker 11: slipped in and cut his leg off.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 11: He drove his tractor back home, got in the car
Speaker 11: and then drove himself on.
Speaker 6: No bleed out within like ten seconds. You can't cut
Speaker 6: your lego then legless?
Speaker 4: What how did he How did he cut his leg?
Speaker 23: He slipped into a post hole digger as it was
Speaker 23: diging the hole, and he climbed back on the tractor
Speaker 23: and left his jumper around his leg and he went
Speaker 23: to grabb himself hospital.
Speaker 4: Wow on the tractor. No, he got in the car.
Speaker 23: He drove the tractor home and then he got back
Speaker 23: into his pharm mute and.
Speaker 5: Pull up to the emergency faith in a tractor.
Speaker 6: So what about that little lightgo.
Speaker 5: A jumper? A jumper just attached around a stump.
Speaker 11: He he didn't. He died in his late nineties about five.
Speaker 3: You wow.
Speaker 5: Amazing story though, David. All right, thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Keep these stories coming. They're barely believable, some of them.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's Show podcast.
Speaker 5: We have one thousand dollars to give away for a
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Speaker 5: your country tough stories.
Speaker 6: Let's go to Lee.
Speaker 3: Good morning Lee, Good morning, Christian morning Lee.
Speaker 6: So tell us your story.
Speaker 15: My grandma, my great Grandma tough as nails run a
Speaker 15: farm till nineties. In a eighties, she heard a noise
Speaker 15: in the night, got up. This guy's trying to break
Speaker 15: into the house. As he's backing into the window, backing
Speaker 15: through the window, she smacked him over the back of
Speaker 15: the head with her walking stick, knocked him out, Gold
Speaker 15: tied him up with a phone card, and then realized
Speaker 15: she couldn't call for help because she tides him up
Speaker 15: with the phone. What so then she's she just sat
Speaker 15: around and waited, and every time we started waking up,
Speaker 15: she'd smack him again, until her neighbor across the road
Speaker 15: woke up in the morning and saw that she wasn't
Speaker 15: up and about and came over to find out what
Speaker 15: was wrong.
Speaker 5: So much a cartoon, Actually, I don't know about the
Speaker 5: cartoons she got here in Australia. It's not an episode
Speaker 5: of Blue we I've.
Speaker 15: Seen Scottish Grandma.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 5: That's incredible story. Is it called false imprisonment, Fay, She's
Speaker 5: currently serving live but love the old dear, Love the
Speaker 5: old dear. That's great. Thank you very much, Slee for
Speaker 5: your amazing story. I have a great weekend, guys. Thank
Speaker 5: you Lee. Thank you.
Speaker 6: Let's go to Matt.
Speaker 3: Now, come on in, Matt.
Speaker 5: How are we now, Matt?
Speaker 6: Are you country tough or is it a family member?
Speaker 8: It's my brother's country tough. My family run a couple
Speaker 8: of hundred acres in a beautiful, pristine areas tasy and
Speaker 8: at a certain point on the on the fence line,
Speaker 8: the electric fence unit is connected to the house, so
Speaker 8: it's the strongest point on the fence. And the rule
Speaker 8: is anytime we go out and do work, the fence
Speaker 8: gets turned off. So we were out doing work and
Speaker 8: it was getting late and we'd run out of bits
Speaker 8: and pieces and my brother said, I'll go back, and
Speaker 8: Dad said I'll drive, and my brother was like, no, no, no,
Speaker 8: I walk out.
Speaker 19: It's okay.
Speaker 8: So he's walking across the property. It's getting dark, and
Speaker 8: we hear this almighty thump, so we run over.
Speaker 11: To him where we knew he was going. It turns
Speaker 11: out he'd gone over the fence.
Speaker 8: Dad hadn't turned the fence off, and it electrocuted his
Speaker 8: nuts as he crossed the fence.
Speaker 5: I smell burn flash, burnt sausages, The snags got snags
Speaker 5: that must be agony.
Speaker 19: Absolutely, he was his eyes were.
Speaker 8: Watering, but he was standing there. He had the tools
Speaker 8: in his hand.
Speaker 6: He was real.
Speaker 8: Subsequently, the fence that corner of the fence has now
Speaker 8: been named after the words.
Speaker 6: Yay, we love that story.
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