WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Marlie Mae is BREAKING UP with Laura 💔 

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<v Speaker 1>Laura, come on in.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi everyone, It's Thursday.

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<v Speaker 3>I know everybody, guys, the time has finally come. I

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<v Speaker 3>can stop talking about my daughter's graduation after this.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh we've been graduating for four years.

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<v Speaker 5>We've got a master's at this point.

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<v Speaker 3>Marley May she's five years old. She starts school next year,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's been as Marley start school everyone. In case

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<v Speaker 3>you didn't hear on this show, she starts school. But

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<v Speaker 3>she had her graduation last night. And you might remember

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<v Speaker 3>if you were listening on Monday, I said it was

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<v Speaker 3>that night, but I got my dates wrong, so I

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<v Speaker 3>am very useless at calendars at the moment. It was

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<v Speaker 3>so good moment at the moment. Yeah, look, there's a

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<v Speaker 3>lot going on it.

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<v Speaker 5>So did you turn up to the hall Monday?

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<v Speaker 3>I went home from the show like I left radio.

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<v Speaker 3>I drove home quickly because I was like, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 3>you've got to get to this graduation. I walked in

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<v Speaker 3>the door and Matt was like, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Graduation is you know Wednesday? Anyway, that's not the point.

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<v Speaker 3>The point is it was very sad, was it? It's

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<v Speaker 3>just a cry? Did you the whole thing? And she

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<v Speaker 3>sung and she was beautiful. You know, I just can't

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<v Speaker 3>believe that she's starting school next year.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so a graduation present.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but I was expecting like little hats in a

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<v Speaker 3>robe and they didn't do that. So I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>come on, guys, like surely you know, like where is

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<v Speaker 3>the limit to this whole graduation thing when it's preschool?

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<v Speaker 5>Is she a famous kid?

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<v Speaker 2>Like?

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<v Speaker 5>Do they all know that her mum's on the radio

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<v Speaker 5>and podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know on a bus?

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<v Speaker 3>She is on a bus. She knows she's on a bus.

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<v Speaker 3>She was on an ad for Kan's council.

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<v Speaker 5>That's cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Hockeys and sunscreen and if there's something you're gonna HOWK

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<v Speaker 3>make it s it's some safety. It's very important.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, huge show coming up. We have a listener with

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<v Speaker 6>a huge issue with baby names. But her and a

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<v Speaker 6>sister want to call their kid the exact same name.

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<v Speaker 2>M tricky one. Do it Alphaba? That's it happened, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>a wicked I just thought it would be the craze current.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, that's next. Welcome to you Thursday pick up.

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<v Speaker 4>Ask our pat.

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<v Speaker 6>Thanks for bringing that in me to ask gun cut,

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<v Speaker 6>something that Laura and I do every single Thursday on

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<v Speaker 6>our podcast Life Uncut, where you guys writing or you

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<v Speaker 6>call up with your biggest, darkest conundrums, we do our

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<v Speaker 6>best to answer them. And today we have Christy on

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<v Speaker 6>the phone, who's got some issues with her sister and

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<v Speaker 6>baby names.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey Christy, Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Christy, Hi, Hi, how are you guys?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Good?

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>So my sister and I were both pregnant and we're

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<v Speaker 1>due within a month of each other. But we both

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<v Speaker 1>have the same name that we want to name our daughters.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's our mom's middle name that we want to

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<v Speaker 1>give our daughter as her first name. And so I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to know how we should decide who gets

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<v Speaker 1>the name.

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<v Speaker 3>Did someone have the idea first or was it just

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<v Speaker 3>one of those situations where you were talking about baby

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<v Speaker 3>names and you were like, oh my god, me too. Crap.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we were sitting down, we were trying to decide

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<v Speaker 1>our names, and we just were, you know, comparing names

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure that we weren't going to give our

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<v Speaker 1>daughters the same name. Yes, there was the name, the

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<v Speaker 1>same name at the top of Olice.

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<v Speaker 4>What is the name?

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<v Speaker 1>It's Eloise, So it's name.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you I've got a couple of opinions here right.

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<v Speaker 6>My opinion is you cannot both call your child the

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<v Speaker 6>same name.

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<v Speaker 3>I disagree.

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<v Speaker 6>Laura thinks you can. I don't think you can. I

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<v Speaker 6>think it's too much. I think maybe you could use

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<v Speaker 6>it as a middle name. You can both have it

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<v Speaker 6>as the middle name. It's okay to share middle names

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<v Speaker 6>with all different family members, and you both choose.

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<v Speaker 4>Surely you have like a second favorite name on the list.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, otherwise we're thinking Stephanie, So Stephanie Elouise or Eloise Stephanie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>I know, But what if you did variations of Eloise,

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<v Speaker 6>like something that's close, like Ellie, Ella, Ellen, Like what

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<v Speaker 6>if Louise? What if both of you had like an

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<v Speaker 6>ode to the mum that wasn't just the exact name.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, there's a couple of ways that you can

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<v Speaker 3>work without. Firstly, whoever has the baby first gets right away.

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<v Speaker 2>Nah.

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<v Speaker 3>Secondly, rock paper scissors badly? Just who cares? I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>I have two kids and my sister has two kids.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not as protective of that name, so I might

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<v Speaker 3>not be the best person to ask. But I honestly,

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<v Speaker 3>if I loved a name and it was a family name,

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<v Speaker 3>Rubbie and both cousins had it, I just wouldn't care.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know?

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<v Speaker 3>It would make Christmas? So it would make Christmas so easy.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine like all the cousins are in the backyard just

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<v Speaker 3>being a little you know, naughty, and you're like, you're hello,

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<v Speaker 3>ways and then they all come running.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, Laura, if you called your daughter like you did,

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<v Speaker 6>Marley May, and then your sister had a baby and

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<v Speaker 6>called it Marley May, you were telling me that you

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<v Speaker 6>would not have a problem.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I do because a lot of people wouldn't know this. So, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>my daughter's name is Marley May. But my niece, my

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<v Speaker 3>sister's firstborn child, her name is Tasman May. Not the

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<v Speaker 3>same thing. It's very similar though. I think Eloise is

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<v Speaker 3>a great middle name and that would be a perfect solution.

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<v Speaker 3>But if you guys can't agree, then you just have

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<v Speaker 3>to agree to disagree and have the same name. Christy.

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<v Speaker 6>What do you think would happen if it was first investress?

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<v Speaker 6>So if you got there, first, gave birth, first called

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<v Speaker 6>it Eloise, do you think that would cause a rift

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<v Speaker 6>in between you and your sister?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Look, she's really dramatic, so I feel like if

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<v Speaker 1>I did that, she would not be happy, and I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like that would definitely cause some tensions. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>I think we definitely have to come to some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of agreement beforehand.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and I think from like from everyone getting along

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<v Speaker 3>and it being like as amicable and peaceful as possible

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<v Speaker 3>during what is going to be a very stressful time

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<v Speaker 3>having a newborn baby. I think you have to have

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<v Speaker 3>these conversations straight up and figure out a solution. And

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<v Speaker 3>I just just go with the name. Call everyone Eloise.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fine, beautiful name, so nice. They called it three times.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've got Eloise and she's beautiful. I'm just saying

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<v Speaker 2>I only know nice Elouise.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks mish.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, it's the time of year that Uber ratings are out, guys,

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<v Speaker 4>you know.

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<v Speaker 3>His favorite of you. No, we do this every year

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<v Speaker 3>and I hate it.

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<v Speaker 6>Or we're gonna talk about it next. You'll be surprised

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<v Speaker 6>which state came out on top.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, all right after this on the pickup this week,

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<v Speaker 2>Uber have dropped, are you guys across the Uber ratings?

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<v Speaker 5>Uberankings they dropped them.

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<v Speaker 3>Do they do this every year?

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<v Speaker 2>They do it every year, but it's perpetually on your app.

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<v Speaker 2>But it kind of every year because it's the end

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<v Speaker 2>of the year. It's like you've had all the ubers

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<v Speaker 2>that year. That is the most pad version of your rating.

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<v Speaker 3>They do it state by state, don't they, So like

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<v Speaker 3>every state gets like an overall uber rating. Is that

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<v Speaker 3>how it works?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, look, I understand everyone wants to do

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<v Speaker 3>a rap. We've got Spotify rap, we've got Uber rap,

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<v Speaker 3>We've got rap for everything. But I the Uber wrap,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 4>Really Can I guess which state one?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's out of five obviously, if you've gotten in

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<v Speaker 2>an uber you know it's out of five stars, so

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<v Speaker 2>it is out of five your score. So yeah, have

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<v Speaker 2>a guess what state had the highest average UBER rating

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<v Speaker 2>in Australia. I reckon it.

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<v Speaker 6>Would be I feel like Melbourneites would be like really good,

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<v Speaker 6>So I'll go Victoria.

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon it's going to be Western Australia. I reckon.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone's right, you.

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<v Speaker 5>Both picked the bottom two.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, Wa was four point seventy nine to the

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<v Speaker 2>lowest in Australia.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh those poor people.

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<v Speaker 5>Victoria just up four point.

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<v Speaker 4>Eight Interesting, So what in New South Wales?

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<v Speaker 2>New South Wales number one four point eight four on average.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't really care about the results of the country.

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<v Speaker 2>I also care about the results of the pickup. So

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm wanting to do now?

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<v Speaker 3>No, okay, I this is a stitch up because we

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<v Speaker 3>do this every year, and I know my Uber rating

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<v Speaker 3>is low. But I have a defense for this. It's

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<v Speaker 3>because I used to live in a really inconvenient spot

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<v Speaker 3>that was fIF so long, it was so difficult for

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<v Speaker 3>them to drop you off.

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<v Speaker 4>But Laura, that was fifteen years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>It's based on your last five hundred rides. Thank you

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<v Speaker 3>so much.

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<v Speaker 6>He's done fifteen years of riding since you lived in

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<v Speaker 6>the inconvenient location.

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<v Speaker 5>And I say, this is just you know what that

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<v Speaker 5>is guilty?

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<v Speaker 3>What a defense mechanism. I'm living in fear because the

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<v Speaker 3>last time we did this, mine was particularly low.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you should try driving them all right, grab your

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<v Speaker 2>Uber I thought I thought I was gonna hit.

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<v Speaker 4>I am worried about mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Or if you'd like to play along in the car,

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<v Speaker 2>or if you're a passenger, or if you're listening where

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<v Speaker 2>if you're listening, grab your phone, go to the Uber app.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank sure, the latest version of Uber is downloaded. Once

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<v Speaker 2>the app is open. Tap account. It's in the bottom right. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>your star rating will be waiting for you in the

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<v Speaker 2>top left corner.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's start with Britney Hockley out of five stars.

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<v Speaker 3>Not bad.

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<v Speaker 4>Out of five stars, I've got a four point eight.

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<v Speaker 5>That is good.

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<v Speaker 2>That is good?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that good?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, that's where Victoria isn't there seventh?

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<v Speaker 6>In there we see four point out of five sounds great.

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<v Speaker 6>But then when you say it's like second bottom state.

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<v Speaker 3>The national average? Can I say is four point eight two?

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<v Speaker 5>All right? Mine is four point seven?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm beating you. You're below average.

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<v Speaker 2>Mine's bad, Laura Burn, friend.

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<v Speaker 4>That fifteen years ago lived somewhere that was inconvenience.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes I slam car doors.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Lura, what's your uber rating out of five?

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<v Speaker 3>It's four point six five. Oh, that's pretty bad.

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<v Speaker 2>That is so bad you should be ashamed.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, wait, producer, Grace, mine four point seventy four. But

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<v Speaker 3>can I point out Alfie, who's helping us outside on

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<v Speaker 3>the phone today, here's a perfect five. Alfie, you have

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<v Speaker 3>always been a dream. I've always thought this about you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't talk in the uber because I don't want

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<v Speaker 3>to talk to.

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<v Speaker 2>Them at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right, I do talk. I thought that that's what

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<v Speaker 3>they want problem.

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<v Speaker 5>You're a child. Oh sorry, okay, I know.

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<v Speaker 6>I think Laura's problem is you're always talking on the phone,

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<v Speaker 6>so you're having like these other big animated conversations and

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<v Speaker 6>your phone's broken so everything had to be on loud speaker.

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<v Speaker 3>So I think you're in the back of the uber

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<v Speaker 3>on loudspeaker.

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<v Speaker 6>It's not that fifteen years ago you lived in an

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<v Speaker 6>intermediate location.

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<v Speaker 3>I do often have Yeah, it's really obnoxious, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>But my phone is broken, so I can't help that.

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<v Speaker 3>You can have headphones, It's true, I always lose one.

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<v Speaker 2>Just to admit it, Laura, I'm arguing British the winner. Correct, No, Alfie. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>our intern Alfie is ELFI is.

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<v Speaker 4>Here for one day that Alfi, you are the Winnerie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Thanks, guys brought Alfie into.

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<v Speaker 2>The show for one day. He'll never be heard of again.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Alfie, appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 3>Look, I might have upset some ubers, but I've also

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<v Speaker 3>upset somebody else in my life. My daughter.

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<v Speaker 6>She wants to break up with me. I think our

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<v Speaker 6>relationship is over. I think that's called emancipation.

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<v Speaker 3>A five year old emnspate themselves from their mother.

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<v Speaker 5>At what point do you start looking inwards?

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<v Speaker 2>Taylor Swift brother, all right, Laura, another issue she's caused,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the ratio.

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<v Speaker 3>I've hit a heartbreaking stage of my life as being

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<v Speaker 3>a mum. Just a new journey that we're on now.

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<v Speaker 3>My five year old daughter, she threatened to run away

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<v Speaker 3>from home because I'm such a horrible parent.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that's all right, we all go through that. I've

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<v Speaker 4>run away once.

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<v Speaker 3>I think five is early, though, don't you.

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<v Speaker 6>I've ran away and I lasted about twenty minutes, and

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<v Speaker 6>then I moved into the garage and that was really

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<v Speaker 6>cold and damps.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm back out.

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<v Speaker 4>How old were you at the time when I moved

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<v Speaker 4>into the garage? Yeah, probably eight, since I was born.

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<v Speaker 6>I shared a room with my sister, and you get

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<v Speaker 6>to that point where you're like, I'm my own person,

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<v Speaker 6>I deserve my own space. But there was no room

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<v Speaker 6>in the house, so I was like, fine, I'll sleep

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<v Speaker 6>in the garage Mum and dad knowing full wells full

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<v Speaker 6>of like spiders and cold.

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<v Speaker 2>So I came back.

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<v Speaker 3>This is this is different. You didn't You weren't angry

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<v Speaker 3>at your parents, so you didn't like run away from

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<v Speaker 3>your parents. You just wanted more space.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 6>I ran away once and then I lasted like twenty

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<v Speaker 6>minutes because I was like, what do I How do

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<v Speaker 6>I survive in this world?

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<v Speaker 5>I ran away? I remember it.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like eight, but I didn't run.

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<v Speaker 5>I had heelis on. You know those shoes that that's

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<v Speaker 5>the wheels in them.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was so mad.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually went screw you, Mum and Dad and I

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<v Speaker 2>skated down the streets.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you say I'm wheeling away?

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<v Speaker 5>I think I did.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said at Niko Kiriakos's house for a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of hours and.

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<v Speaker 3>That was it. And do they come looking for you?

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<v Speaker 3>What happened?

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<v Speaker 4>I know you're going to wheel back like.

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<v Speaker 5>That's the gay kid.

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<v Speaker 2>He'll be terrified out in the streets.

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<v Speaker 3>He's well, we were staying at my sister in law's

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<v Speaker 3>house and they've got like a big farm down south right,

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<v Speaker 3>and on that farm there's an adjoining shed which has

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<v Speaker 3>got bunk beds and stuff in it. So all the

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<v Speaker 3>cousins were sleeping in the shed for the night, but

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<v Speaker 3>there was no adults in the shed. And I said

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<v Speaker 3>to Marley, it was like, sweetheart, you're too You are

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<v Speaker 3>just too little. You have to stay in here. She

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<v Speaker 3>gets scared, and I was worried that she'd have a

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<v Speaker 3>nightmare or whatever. So I was like, sorry, honey, I've

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<v Speaker 3>made a rule. You're gonna stay in the room with us.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so many, Fine, I think that's pretty rough.

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<v Speaker 4>All the cousins are out there.

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<v Speaker 3>But the cousins are older. How old are like eight, nine, ten?

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<v Speaker 3>She's five, she's too little. The five year on the

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<v Speaker 3>three year old had to stay. Maybe I am a

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<v Speaker 3>helicopter mom, and this is the problem.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what happened?

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<v Speaker 3>So he said no, okay, So she So it went

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<v Speaker 3>on for a long time, like she negotiated every which

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<v Speaker 3>way that she possibly could, Like she tried bribery, she

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<v Speaker 3>tried insults, she screamed, she had a tantrum. And then

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<v Speaker 3>she was like, well, you know what, mum, when you

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<v Speaker 3>go to sleep, I'm going to run away. I was

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<v Speaker 3>a airy threat, right, okay, Well that's happening. And to

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<v Speaker 3>be fair, it was like eight o'clock at night, so

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<v Speaker 3>when she should have been asleep, we're all out there

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<v Speaker 3>eating dinner. And she tried to run away, but I

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<v Speaker 3>caught her in the act. So she was she had

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<v Speaker 3>her pillow, she had her blanket. She'd open the door

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<v Speaker 3>and she was sneaking out to the shed. She was

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<v Speaker 3>running away to the shed. She wasn't running away for good.

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<v Speaker 3>And so I got her and I put her back

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<v Speaker 3>in her room and she was like, fine, I'm breaking

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<v Speaker 3>up with you. We're not together anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>You were like, I hate to break Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>He depended on me for your survival. No, made me

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<v Speaker 3>realize that she thinks her in a relationship because she's

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<v Speaker 3>been watching and listening to too much Taylor Swift. She

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<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, I'm in a relationship with my mum.

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<v Speaker 3>She's broken up with me. We're no longer dating.

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<v Speaker 4>It's emancipation.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think it's the same.

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<v Speaker 5>I think she's confused with the concept.

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<v Speaker 2>I think she thinks you guys are in a potonic relationship.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because there's more to this, right, Like, so when

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<v Speaker 3>I got married to Matt, like her dad, Marley was

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<v Speaker 3>three at the time, and she was like a really

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<v Speaker 3>big part of the wedding, and she's always said it

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<v Speaker 3>was our wedding. But now I realize that she actually

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<v Speaker 3>thinks it was our wedding. She thinks the three of

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<v Speaker 3>us are in a relationship together. So divorcing. The Thropple

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<v Speaker 3>is turning into a couple. Yeah, my five year old's

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<v Speaker 3>leaving our I mean.

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<v Speaker 5>This is just I wasn't aroundhen the Bachelor was happening

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<v Speaker 5>because Dad and I he.

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<v Speaker 2>Would have picked me.

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<v Speaker 3>He probably would chance.

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<v Speaker 5>How does Lola do your other one in all this situation?

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<v Speaker 3>Nah, she she loves me, heaps, She doesn't care. She

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<v Speaker 3>just wants to be anywhere I am, Like if I'm there,

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<v Speaker 3>she just wants to be in bed, like she would

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<v Speaker 3>climb back into the room.

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<v Speaker 4>If she could imagine the day she tries to break

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<v Speaker 4>up with you, it'll happen. I hate to break it in.

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<v Speaker 3>I know when she's thirteen. I know it's going to come.

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<v Speaker 3>There is always that day when like a little girl

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<v Speaker 3>turns around to their mum AND's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I don't love you.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember doing it to my mother when I was

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<v Speaker 3>like fifteen years old.

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<v Speaker 6>I like, in your family, Lola is going to be

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<v Speaker 6>the difficult teenager. I reckon Miley will be okay, and

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<v Speaker 6>I think Lala's going to be like pushing boundaries.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but isn't that always the case? Like firstborn child

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<v Speaker 3>is like quite obedient. They like usually want to you

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<v Speaker 3>know not my family.

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<v Speaker 5>Reason my family isn't that.

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<v Speaker 3>I think like firstborn is like the good kid, and

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<v Speaker 3>then second born is the rebel. I think there's no rule.

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<v Speaker 3>It is what it is.

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<v Speaker 4>But out of your kids' personalities, Lola is going to

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<v Speaker 4>be ter rebel.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, we're after a great start out with anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>I've broken up with my daughter, so that I hope

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<v Speaker 3>you get back together.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm praying, pray.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's crossed. It works out in the end.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe couple cancel.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, help, let's get out of here. We're back tomorrow

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<v Speaker 2>to end the week. If you missed any of it,

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<v Speaker 2>you can podcast us on the iHeartRadio app search to

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<v Speaker 2>pick up everybody tomorrow tomorrow. Bye guy,