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Speaker 1: Jewel and Woody podcast Mini Will and What He Brought

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Speaker 1: to You by John's More Goods on your Wednesday Woods.

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Speaker 2: I've got this confession to make. I just I need

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Speaker 2: to get it off my chest. Every time at the

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Speaker 2: moment that I go out and have a few drinks,

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Speaker 2: there's just this really inappropriate thing that I do when

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Speaker 2: I get home.

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Speaker 3: It's a problem.

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Speaker 2: I'm accepting of that, and I think the first step

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Speaker 2: forward is to just be open about it. So, my

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Speaker 2: beautiful fiance has recently given birth to the gorgeous Remy,

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Speaker 2: so she is currently breastfeeding, and I am stuck in

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Speaker 2: an awful, abhorrent loop where every time I come home

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Speaker 2: after a few drinks, I convince myself that what I

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Speaker 2: really need is some breast milk, because I know the

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Speaker 2: problem is the knowledge that I've got. I know knowledge

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Speaker 2: is power, and I'm using that power in the wrong

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Speaker 2: way because breast milk is incredibly hydrating. So all I'm

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Speaker 2: thinking when I get home is if I can get

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Speaker 2: some of that liquid gold, then I won't have a

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Speaker 2: hangover tomorrow morning. So if you can just picture this,

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Speaker 2: I stumble in and I get into bed, and my

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Speaker 2: poor fiance, she's asleep and there I am.

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Speaker 1: So this isn't sexual at all.

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Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, this is this is I need to drink.

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Speaker 2: I'm just a horse going to water. I'm a horse

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Speaker 2: going down to the lake. That's what goes on. And

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Speaker 2: I just need breast milk. And it's just it's inappropriate,

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Speaker 2: it's wrong, and I really wanted to stop.

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Speaker 1: Can I just condense this? Just can like just quickly,

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Speaker 1: just can just like very simply.

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Speaker 3: You good clearing of the throat.

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Speaker 1: Then you you you suck your well. I don't, says

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Speaker 1: bbs when you get home. I didn't want to get

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Speaker 1: when you when you're drunk, when she's asleep.

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Speaker 2: I didn't want to go into specifics because you know,

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Speaker 2: producer poop Pants thinks I look a bit sick in

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Speaker 2: this whole confession everyone.

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Speaker 3: I think it's really I think.

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Speaker 2: It's not getting knots all around out so I'm getting

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Speaker 2: knots around. So we're not gonna go into how I

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Speaker 2: get it. But I pest her my fiance, to give

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Speaker 2: me some of the liquid gold.

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Speaker 3: She's asleep, so she wakes up.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's awful. She wakes up to that, and honestly,

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Speaker 2: out of the goodness of her heart. A lot of

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Speaker 2: the time she's like, I'm getting here, and she does.

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Speaker 2: She's amazing. I love my fiance, and she goes, I'll

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Speaker 2: help you out.

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Speaker 3: I know what you're after. You're after the good stuff.

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Speaker 2: And then the baby though, like you know, she's had

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Speaker 2: her feet, she's had her feed for the night.

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Speaker 3: It's daddy's time. It's daddy's time.

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Speaker 2: Actually anyway, it's actually sick. I do it's and I'm

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Speaker 2: putting on the first one.

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Speaker 3: I put my hand up and go. It is a

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Speaker 3: bit sick. But here's the thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounds like a drug addicche Well, no, there's

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Speaker 1: no drugs involved. No, you genuinely have an addiction to

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Speaker 1: this stuff. Yeah, she just freeze it for you and

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Speaker 1: put it in the freezer or something.

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Speaker 2: And sometimes she does say, get out of bed, there's

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Speaker 2: a frozen bag for you.

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Speaker 1: I'll put one on the bench for you when you

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Speaker 1: get home at a little label on it.

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Speaker 2: It's in your bottle, and get your anyway, what i'd

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Speaker 2: like to do right now?

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Speaker 3: So wild I'm thirteen one six five.

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Speaker 1: That's why I know if you buy yourself in your

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Speaker 1: car right now and you're picking up your jaw off

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Speaker 1: the floor. You're not alone. I think everybody that's heard

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Speaker 1: this is like, it's that's one of the most disgusting

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Speaker 1: things I've ever heard. And I'll wear all.

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Speaker 3: Of those criticisms and Cineia.

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Speaker 1: What are you going to do when she stops breastfeeding?

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Speaker 2: Well, hopefully she can just save a fair bit of

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Speaker 2: it and we can have a full freezer and I

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Speaker 2: can just wean my way off it.

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