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Speaker 1: Podcasting. Now the next guest that we have got on

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Speaker 1: these shows. She is known by one word and one

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Speaker 1: word only. Her name is Effie.

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Speaker 2: Hello, good things.

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Speaker 3: Now, Effie, I believe you're in Melbourne and you're in lockdown?

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Speaker 1: Has gone for It wasn't.

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Speaker 2: In lockdown, you know, at least physically for most of

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Speaker 2: my life. You know, I'm speaking, of course, sexually, but

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Speaker 2: now I do my job geographically in lockdown and you know,

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Speaker 2: I'm still in my head in.

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Speaker 1: How has it been? Has it been that? Can I

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Speaker 1: ask you know you're talking about you know, you've been

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Speaker 1: in lockdown sexually in the past. Has that applied to

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Speaker 1: the lockdown period as well? Have you been adhering to

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Speaker 1: the rules during lockdown?

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Speaker 2: Well? No, because I've been married, you know, after all,

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Speaker 2: unlocked myself physically. That was on my honeymoon. Of course,

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Speaker 2: some of us are traditionalists. Some of us earned the

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Speaker 2: right to wear white surgeons out there f y anyway,

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Speaker 2: So now you know, I mean, what else can you

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Speaker 2: do except you know, to unlock the beast within within

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Speaker 2: the lockdown scenario?

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Speaker 3: So how's your husband going with that? Is your husband

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Speaker 3: going okay with the full unlocking of Effie?

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Speaker 2: He's gone, fine, he's got a slight limp.

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Speaker 1: Just fine. Oh that's amazing. So, I mean, what else

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Speaker 1: has lockdown looked like you? With the kids homeschooling that

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Speaker 1: sort of stuff in Melbourne? Has it been as taxing

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Speaker 1: for you as it has been for everyone else?

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Speaker 2: Listen? What can I say other than I'm barely educated myself.

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Speaker 2: I graduated, you know, from the Academy of Hedrich So

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Speaker 2: for finished the year tenth is not my strength, nor

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Speaker 2: is application of any intellectual con let alone to put

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Speaker 2: a child's future in my wobbly, shaky hands.

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Speaker 3: A lot of people if you're struggling with hair at

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Speaker 3: the moment, actually in Melbourne, I know, because the hairdressers

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Speaker 3: are closed. Given that you are a professional hairdresser, do

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Speaker 3: you have any tips of people that are at home

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Speaker 3: trying to maintain the hair well.

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Speaker 2: I mean, there's a lot of people that you have

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Speaker 2: just put their hands up and gone, come't do it,

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Speaker 2: and have succumbed to the evils of bad looks, you know,

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Speaker 2: inches of gray, you know, like the GT stripe in

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Speaker 2: a lot of stuff like that. But having said that,

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Speaker 2: it is killing me not to be philanthropic in these times.

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Speaker 2: Hashtag cleaning up financially by doing house calls. You never

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Speaker 2: more captive, you know, needy clientele than right now in

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Speaker 2: this time in history.

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Speaker 3: That's true.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, we're gonna have more. Everywhere is right nowt now

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Speaker 1: A very very special guest in Anthey who joins us

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Speaker 1: on the phone right now?

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Speaker 2: Actually, guys, this is good. You know, this is the

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Speaker 2: highlight of of the last six months. It's definitely the

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Speaker 2: highlight of today.

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Speaker 1: They must that's nice to hear we've actually I was

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Speaker 1: going to I was going to ask you if you

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Speaker 1: actually because we've got Kylie Mino who's on the Who's

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Speaker 1: on the show?

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Speaker 2: I love Kyles? I love a Please send them.

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Speaker 1: My love your mate. You guys, you guys are friends.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know we started out together or not. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I was on Neighbors. Are you kidding me? They didn't

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Speaker 2: do people that look like me. I had too much

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Speaker 2: talent for neighbors. You know, we both came up in

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Speaker 2: that era of the late eighties, you know, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know. I like to say I gave her that

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Speaker 2: perm but you know I will not admit to that.

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Speaker 2: Charlene's permed inspired by by Bye.

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: I mean I just saw around the traps. You know,

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Speaker 2: the logis. You know she come and see, they'll stay

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Speaker 2: shows her and Danny legends love them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Is there anything we can bring up with Kylie, Effie,

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Speaker 3: that you think will give us a bit of an enemy?

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Speaker 3: At the end of the day, we've got a ten

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Speaker 3: minute chat with Kylie Minogue? Is there a question or something?

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Speaker 2: Sirically, Guys, if you're having to lean on me for ideas,

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Speaker 2: then you're not doing your job.

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Speaker 1: Okay, love it speaking of growing up in the same era. Actually, Efie,

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Speaker 1: we were obviously doing a bit of research for this

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Speaker 1: interview and speaking you know at the logis. I mean,

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Speaker 1: just to give you a bit of an idea, like

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Speaker 1: Kylie Minogue would have been in the audience at the

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Speaker 1: nineteen ninety three Logis, no doubt and out you'd have

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Speaker 1: been in the audience. You, Efie, on the other hand,

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Speaker 1: are on stage with the one and only Burt Newton

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Speaker 1: in front of the entire strain and media. You're a

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Speaker 1: very confident woman, Efie, But can you just confirm or

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Speaker 1: deny some of these rumorsho overhead?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, you fall for it every time.

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Speaker 3: So you slept with Bert Newton?

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Speaker 2: Effic Oh my god, that'd be like sleeping with some

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Speaker 2: sort of you know, temper bed or something like that.

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Speaker 2: That face is so puffy and it is just like

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Speaker 2: it's a pillow and a mattress. No, I have not

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Speaker 2: done anything untoward in regards, you know, just just teasing

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Speaker 2: the gulags to be cheeking himself, you know, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So you haven't slept with birds. I

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Speaker 3: wouldn't mind asking you that. Obviously. You've been you know,

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Speaker 3: around showbiz for a number of years. Have there been

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Speaker 3: any romantic trysts with any Australian celebrities?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I just thought, you know, they don't sell

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Speaker 2: a story. You know, they take photos, they spill their

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Speaker 2: guts and you know what, no offense to your gender. Guys,

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Speaker 2: you know, say one word animals, you know, I mean,

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Speaker 2: they're not particularly selective. So I didn't feel like the one.

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Speaker 2: I felt like our one.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was never gonna myself, you know, I'm a legend.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna throw around that stuff really really, you know,

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Speaker 2: so no, you know, I've no doubt there's plenty of

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Speaker 2: people with crushes, but there's a few broken hearts and

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Speaker 2: a few you know, embarrassed sort of moments, but nothing, No,

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Speaker 2: I did not commit.

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Speaker 1: Okay, if last thing from you, mate, what are you

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Speaker 1: what's the first thing you're gonna do when Lockdown finishes

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Speaker 1: down in Melbourne?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 2: I mean I'm a hard guy. Yeah, trees, people, you know,

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Speaker 2: things like that. But somehow I believe it will be

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Speaker 2: a little bit more involved and less handy.

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Speaker 1: Ah.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's a shame for the next time we're envite

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Speaker 3: into the studios.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he's pumping. That's the way to go.

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Speaker 1: If he Thanks so much for joining us, mate, it's

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Speaker 1: been a pleasure. Apparently you're on tour next year. Is

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Speaker 1: that right?

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Speaker 2: Apparently we all are.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's true. It's all holding off your fingers

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Speaker 1: gross Mary and Effie dot com. If you want to

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Speaker 1: go and check that out. If you, thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for coming. It's been a pleasure.

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Speaker 2: You your dream.

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