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Speaker 1: Good a Christian O'Connor Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much for downloading today's podcast. Two things.

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Speaker 2: First of all, thank you very much for feedback about

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Speaker 2: the Ricky Jervase interview. If you are a Ricky fan

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Speaker 2: and you binge watching after Live season two, we've done

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Speaker 2: a separate podcast which is the full Ricky Jervase interview.

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Speaker 2: It's half an hour unedited, so if you're a Ricky

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Speaker 2: fan and it was one of the most open chats

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Speaker 2: I've ever had with Ricky and I've been interviewing for

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Speaker 2: about eighteen or nineteen odd years, it's a really deep,

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Speaker 2: interesting chat and thank you very much all the comments

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Speaker 2: the iHeart platform. And secondly, here in Australia, we're counted

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Speaker 2: down to Mother's Day this Sunday, so there's gonna be

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Speaker 2: a lot of mum stories over the next couple of shows.

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Speaker 2: Email me Christian at Gold one I four to three

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Speaker 2: very much for downloading The Christian O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 3: It's a little bit whiny.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well, maybe don't try Bather then.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show on Gold one four point three.

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Speaker 2: Well, well, well look who is back in the studio

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Speaker 2: with me. It's like a cat, you know. Sometimes a

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Speaker 2: cat will just go wandering for a while and returns

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Speaker 2: when it's bored or wants to come back for a

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Speaker 2: bit to see what it's missed out on. Jack the

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Speaker 2: cat post is back in the studio.

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Speaker 4: And you didn't even put missing signs up around Richmond

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Speaker 4: with my face. It's good to see you again, though, Christian.

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Speaker 2: Has it been like six weeks since a team member

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Speaker 2: tested for Corona and the station got put in to

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Speaker 2: shut down for twenty four hours and then after that

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Speaker 2: we thought the safest thing to protect each other is

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Speaker 2: to work separately. And Patsy's taken it now just too

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Speaker 2: Are you ever coming back, pats Or staying out? Will

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Speaker 2: we see you again? And pats Or is that it now?

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Speaker 2: For the rest of our my contracts at this place,

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Speaker 2: you're going to be working for wear.

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Speaker 4: And that faulty internet finally goes for good.

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Speaker 2: We'll just never hear you again, this full time, this

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Speaker 2: full time.

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Speaker 4: And I couldn't tell you how long it's been since

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Speaker 4: I've been in here. It feels like a blur of

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Speaker 4: It could be two weeks, it could be six weeks.

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Speaker 4: How long have we been away?

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Speaker 2: I'll just tell you what you will notice. It is

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Speaker 2: after the show. Normally, when we walk out there and

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Speaker 2: there's the pit where all the salespeople are, it is

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Speaker 2: a pit. No one is here. It's like a deserted

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Speaker 2: space station from a sci fi movie. It is aerially quiet,

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Speaker 2: where normally you can hear people on the phone bullying

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Speaker 2: clients to take out another advertising spot on the station

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Speaker 2: or the breakfast show. There's no that is silence.

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Speaker 4: There's no one there that sounds peaceful. I'm kind of

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Speaker 4: looking forward.

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Speaker 2: It is easy to get to the kitchen because they

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Speaker 2: do like to hang around, and the fridge is a

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Speaker 2: lot cleaner the normal as well. So Patsy, You're you're

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Speaker 2: obviously now going to just enjoy staying in where abe

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Speaker 2: Jackie boys come back today? Will we Are you ever

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Speaker 2: going to come back to work?

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Speaker 3: I'll see how I feel.

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Speaker 2: We miss you in the studio, do you yeah? The

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Speaker 2: kids asked me, do I see you on a video linker,

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Speaker 2: but I said, no, I don't think it'd be quite right.

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Speaker 2: I'll be too distract to see the aggression on that

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Speaker 2: Furrow book.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes it feels like a continued fight. From what I

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Speaker 4: saw on Instagram yesterday, I was fighting about fighting.

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Speaker 3: Chief started it.

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Speaker 5: But Chief started it last night condemning my beautiful, baby

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Speaker 2: All I'm saying is that your dog is a beautiful dog.

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Speaker 2: He just looks like a very thick dog.

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Speaker 5: He's a pedigree dog.

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Speaker 3: Oh, thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying he's on a pedigree, but he's a

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Speaker 2: thick pedigree dog. He just looks like And there are

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Speaker 2: friends like this. They're just not the sharpest in the box.

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Speaker 2: You know, he's a very no doubt, he's a lovely dog.

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Speaker 2: Right after this song, I'll tell you how my eighties

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Speaker 2: night when on Saturday night I was talking about this Friday,

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Speaker 2: family was a running out of ways to do that.

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Speaker 2: I thought we'd have an eighties night. So the food

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Speaker 2: was from the eighties, and also we were going to

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Speaker 2: watch a TV show from the eighties and a movie

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Speaker 2: from the eighties as well.

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Speaker 2: So for the first time in six weeks, Jack posters

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Speaker 2: in the studio with me. I just need to point

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Speaker 2: out we are socially distances. He's actually further away than

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Speaker 2: you normally, he's normally at my right hand side. You're

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Speaker 2: now directly opposite me. What's the distance will be sent six.

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Speaker 4: Seven foot yeah, two meters.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're safe. And by the way, I called Jack

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Speaker 2: on Friday, Patsy, you'll love this, and he gave me

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Speaker 2: this one. Hello Jack speaking.

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Speaker 3: It's a very formal joke.

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Speaker 2: Why is my number suddenly gone from your Yeah?

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Speaker 3: What's going on you?

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Speaker 4: It did come up as a display that was just

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Speaker 4: a brain fade. I don't know, scited to speak to you, but.

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Speaker 2: Show yeah, out of sight, out of minay. Yeah, let

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Speaker 2: me take it to Saturday night then, when we're talking

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Speaker 2: about this Friday and how I was going to have

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Speaker 2: an eighties night on Saturday night with with the kids

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Speaker 2: and my wife, and that I was going to do

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Speaker 2: food from the eighties and then an eighties movie. So,

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Speaker 2: as always in life, sometimes the more effort you put

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Speaker 2: And when you got teenages, they're the one sliding it

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Speaker 2: like that, straight away you start to get it anxious time.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I want this. I just want a

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Speaker 2: nice Saturday night myself.

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Speaker 3: Really anxiety, yes, And I was like.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, am I overthinking this? But I committed to it.

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Speaker 2: I said it was definitely going to happen. So I

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Speaker 2: made an eighties starter of Natcho's with sour cream and sutzer,

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Speaker 2: the classic eighties meal, because that's when that came into being,

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Speaker 2: when you see that, don't you think, whoa, we're in

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Speaker 2: a time machine in the eighties.

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Speaker 3: So macks of the eighties.

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Speaker 2: Natchos were melted cheese. Delicious though, And then I did

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Speaker 2: a lot of research on Friday. You know, look at

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Speaker 2: all the different food that really came around in the eighties.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't really a decade that was known for foods.

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Speaker 4: And you didn't want to go with Patty's three corns. Yeah, different.

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Speaker 2: Cold chitwy shrimps. No, what we went from in the

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Speaker 2: end was eighties Chinese takeaway.

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Speaker 3: Oh, this is a cop out.

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Speaker 4: This is not an eighties Yes, is anyone even dressed

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Speaker 2: There was eighties music playing in the background alternative eighties

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Speaker 2: playlist that I made, so we went eighties music in

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Speaker 2: the background as we had eighties natchos to start, you

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Speaker 2: could have just put gold on. And then also to

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Speaker 2: I actually called them on an eighties style landline, so

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Speaker 2: I didn't use the normal way to get a takeaway.

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Speaker 2: So I kept that eighties thing throughout. But the pudding

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Speaker 2: was eighties. The dessert it Viennetta.

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Speaker 4: Oh you did it.

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Speaker 2: When I got Vanetta, tell you what is still good?

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Speaker 2: It's still got that little brown tray of delight. So

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Speaker 2: we had Vanetta, and then we came to watch the movie.

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Speaker 2: So we watched an episode of Sign Found, which they've

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I would have said that's nineties maybe technically

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Speaker 4: started in eighty.

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Speaker 2: Nine, started in eighty eight. And then we watched Beverly

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Speaker 2: Hills cop Now that is an iconic eighties movie, one

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Speaker 4: So your first real eighties experience of the night.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and how that shows eighties eighties takeaway using an

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Speaker 2: eighties landline Vienetta, the most Eighties desserve of them all.

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Speaker 2: And then we watched a great Eddie Murphy. Now the

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Speaker 2: scene Eddie Murphy in uh Dot to Doolittle and I

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Speaker 2: played them a bit of a stand up from Delivers,

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Speaker 2: you know, the ice cream routine.

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Speaker 2: Just such a great routine, one of the best stand

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Speaker 2: then we can sit down to watch Beverly Hills right now.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I've seen that movie since I was

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Speaker 2: still love Eddie Murphy. Think's on of the funniest men

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Speaker 2: you remember if you ever watched the pirate video? When

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Speaker 2: you're around your mate's face. Any car that went by

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Speaker 2: but the first one that was one of the funniest

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Speaker 2: movies of the eighties. However, like we're saying Friday, some

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Speaker 2: of those eighties movies are really slow. They get even

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Speaker 2: an hour and ten minutes until they said this is

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Speaker 3: No, of course they did.

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Speaker 2: And I had to agree with it. It was really

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Speaker 2: if you go back and watch Beverly Hills Cop it's

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Speaker 2: it doesn't Sadly, I don't know whether we've got like

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Speaker 2: attention deficit disorder now there's too many jump cuts. But

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Speaker 2: even so, it isn't just that it was just really

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Speaker 2: really slow in their eyes when everything now is so frenetic.

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Speaker 2: They just they gave it an hour and ten minutes.

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Speaker 2: And I couldn't I couldn't be angry with them. It

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Speaker 2: And then sadly, the Eighties night was over and they

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Speaker 2: went there. I even let an eighties fire as well

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Speaker 2: for all of us, and then we toasted marshmallows fire.

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Speaker 2: It's fire from the eighties. Fire was invented in the

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Speaker 2: eighties and we toasted marshmallows as well.

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Speaker 4: So tell me is nineties night going ahead? This Saturday?

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Speaker 2: Successivating nineties takeaway, nineties Chinese takeaway jokes.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday evening on YouTube, The Something Starter. Then it's going

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Speaker 2: for the next sort of six Sundays. A nice idea,

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Speaker 2: Dan Andrews, who's doing a I think postally doing a

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Speaker 2: great job in a very very tough situation through bushfires

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Speaker 2: and through Corona. It's his idea. Obviously, Melbourne won the

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Speaker 2: live music capitals of the world and certainly in Australia.

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Speaker 2: Sydney won't like us for saying that, but they're asleep

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Speaker 2: right now, and he called Michael Godinski asking if they

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Speaker 2: could do something to stall it while So it's going

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Speaker 2: Some of you were reminiscing about going to drive in cinemas. Terse,

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Speaker 7: They drove in the frame with one child.

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Speaker 4: That was surely teres. That must have been the oldest

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Speaker 2: That's entirely safe. But hashtag astraya just to save on

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Speaker 2: Now, Jack, you might have realized that because you haven't

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Speaker 2: I'll be sixty seven in twenty years from now. You've

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Speaker 2: got to count your blessings. You hope and pray that

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Speaker 2: you will be allowed to have another twenty years. But

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Speaker 2: I didn't know if you could go another twenty years

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Speaker 2: forward any calendar.

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Speaker 4: And it will obviously give her a shock in twenty

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Speaker 4: forty when it finally comes up on it.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't the phrase twenty forty sound like some futuristic movie

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Speaker 2: some of you Netflix thing simply called twenty forty. Everyone's

446
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Speaker 2: finally getting those jet packs we've been promised about the

447
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Speaker 2: last thirty years, and shoelaces that tire themselves. But even

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Speaker 2: the phrase I speak you in twenty forty.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess will she still have the same operating system?

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Speaker 4: Will we still be using Apple and it's still be

451
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Speaker 4: giving us the same alerts, and will we be whatever

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Speaker 4: phones were on the iPhone forty two.

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Speaker 2: I didn't think you'd have her anger on it. I

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Speaker 2: think there's more interesting about a long term date in

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Speaker 2: the diety rather than what OS system we're going to

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Speaker 2: be operating. Since you've been away from the studio, you've

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Speaker 2: come back more interested in it and operating systems. Jack,

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Speaker 2: I'd love to know if anyone does have a long

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Speaker 2: term date and their diary that's more than a year

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Speaker 2: or two ahead. If you do, let me know. You

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Speaker 2: could email me Christian at Gold one O four to

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Speaker 2: three dot com dot au.

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Speaker 1: Christian o'connonsho podcast.

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Speaker 2: So jackposts now back where he belongs in the Gold Studios,

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Speaker 2: but at.

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Speaker 4: A safe distance. I'm over the other, I'm at your

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Speaker 4: six o'clock opposite you.

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Speaker 2: That will help people listening. Right now they didn't care,

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Speaker 2: but now they understand. I'm at twelve at six? Or

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Speaker 2: am I at six and you at twelve? Who knows?

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Speaker 2: And Patsy's still deciding to stay well away from us,

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Speaker 2: nothing to do with Corona, just happy of being at home,

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Speaker 2: away from the two of us. So it's all good. Patsy,

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Speaker 2: tell us about your weekend. Then what's the song that

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Speaker 2: sums up the weekend you've had, mate? What's been going

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Speaker 2: down out there in Werribee.

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Speaker 5: Well, you know what, I really loved your idea on

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Speaker 5: Friday about the eighties night. I was quite taken by that.

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Speaker 5: I thought that is such a great idea. So we thought,

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Speaker 5: you know, evening meal times are getting a bit boring

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Speaker 5: out west.

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Speaker 3: We can't go out.

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Speaker 5: Sure, we can uber eat and stuff, but it's just

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Speaker 5: not the same is it as going to your local

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Speaker 5: favorite restaurant.

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Speaker 3: So we thought the eight year old will love this.

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Speaker 5: We've sort of just added the word buffet to our

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Speaker 5: weekend meals and she thinks it sounds like a whole

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Speaker 5: lot of fun.

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Speaker 3: So basically we have a hotel though is it?

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Speaker 5: But what makes a buffet different as compared to our

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Speaker 5: normal evening meals is I do a few different dishes

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Speaker 5: and I put them on the island bench and we

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Speaker 5: serve ourselves and then go to the table, as opposed

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Speaker 5: to you know, serving.

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Speaker 2: Us for doing that is a lot of work, it's not.

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Speaker 3: Really not really, So what did you.

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Speaker 2: Show up then for this buffet? Can we come sound well.

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Speaker 5: Friday night we started and I said to her, would

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Speaker 5: you like Mexican because she loves tacos and stuff. Oh, yes, mummy,

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Speaker 5: she said that'd be good. So we had a Mexican

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Speaker 5: Fiesta buffet Friday night. So I just did some chili

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Speaker 5: conkhn action and some guacamole and you know, all the trimmings.

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Speaker 5: And then we thought we'd adopt the O'Connell's idea and

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Speaker 5: do an eighties night, so we had an eighties buffet

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Speaker 5: Saturday night. So for this night, we had apricot chicken yeah,

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Speaker 5: and tuna casserole or cat's dinner as the Love God

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Speaker 5: likes to call it, how rude bit of rice action.

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Speaker 5: And then we had a movie and this is what

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Speaker 5: we decided to watch.

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Speaker 2: So all the.

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Speaker 5: Eighties movies we could have chose, I chose Madikan and

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Speaker 5: back in nineteen eighty seven at scene not so far

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Speaker 5: fetched that you know this guy he made me.

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Speaker 2: Seven. It's a ludicrous movie about a man who falls

516
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Speaker 2: in love with a mannequin, a.

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Speaker 5: Shot dummy, and she comes to life. She was a

518
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Speaker 5: former Egyptian princess, and her wish comes true and they

519
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Speaker 5: get married in the store window in this store in America,

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Speaker 5: and it's really look Audrey loved it. I still loved it,

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Speaker 5: I've got to say, because it's got Andrew McCarthy in it,

522
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Speaker 5: who was all over my walls at fifteen, and Kim

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Speaker 5: Katral from a course Sex and the City Fame.

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Speaker 2: There were a young James Spader in it.

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Speaker 3: There was, and he was brilliant in it.

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Speaker 5: He was so good and one of the golden girls

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Speaker 5: are still Geeddy wasn't it as well?

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Speaker 3: But it was just a lot of fun.

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Speaker 5: I loved that idea of your eighties night, so we've

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Speaker 5: adopted it.

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Speaker 4: Well, you've done a better job of that age than

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Speaker 4: Christian did it how he actually did it.

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Speaker 2: Eighties and guacamoni. Okay, that's not an eighties. I did

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Speaker 2: eighties and NAT shows with eighties. Okay, you watch half

535
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Speaker 2: of Eddi's movie is all yes, but that's how we

536
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Speaker 2: used to do it in the eighties.

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Speaker 5: Okay, But Jack, the difference is our kid is eight,

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Speaker 5: the girls are older and not so easily convinced.

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Speaker 2: It's like wrestling sort of cats thirteen and fifty year old. Sadly,

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Speaker 2: what happens is this perst. They start to get opinions

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Speaker 2: of themselves. Yeah, that really does get in their way.

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Speaker 2: So my eighties night was massive. Yeah, you know, we

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Speaker 2: did an eighties takeaway and which I didn't order online

544
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Speaker 2: on my phone actually rang them to speak on their

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Speaker 2: landline number eighties.

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Speaker 9: Van Etta Ding Ding Ding And then Beverly Hills Cop two,

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Speaker 9: which sadly.

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Speaker 2: In the year twenty twenty has as badly. Eddie's still

549
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Speaker 2: beautiful in it, but it was a slow old movie.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, in my house, maybe this is a scene

552
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Speaker 2: that's for a lot of you who've got teenage kids

553
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Speaker 2: at the moment. Obviously you're all stuck indoors together. It's

554
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Speaker 2: like a pressure cook at times. And in my house,

555
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Speaker 2: obviously I share my house with the three amazing powerful

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Speaker 2: spirits ladies. And sometimes you've got two teenage daughters. There's

557
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Speaker 2: a lot going on in that pressure cooker, you know.

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Speaker 2: And yesterday there was a mixture of people just a

559
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Speaker 2: bit stir crazy hormones, and then a mom and a

560
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Speaker 2: daughter getting into a familiar old dance and I'm talking

561
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Speaker 2: about the thirteen year old who in her mind is

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Speaker 2: twenty one, and then my wife and they are they

563
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Speaker 2: don't realize this, but watching it sometimes it's like some

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Speaker 2: kind of X Men battle. Well, they are mirrors. They're mirrors.

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Speaker 2: You know. My wife will moan to me, going she's

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Speaker 2: just so bloody stubborn. I'm like, why did she get

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Speaker 2: that from?

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Speaker 10: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Does she like her?

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Speaker 2: And in relationships we always like to attribute the bad

571
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Speaker 2: habits to being your partner's geenes. Oh yeah, I think

572
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Speaker 2: she gets that from your side of the family. No

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Speaker 2: positives coming out of my party in this anyway.

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Speaker 4: You're passing on the gray hair, remember, yes, yeah, So

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Speaker 4: yesterday they're getting into a really big argument and I'm like,

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Speaker 4: here we go again, and I'm almost like, step into

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Speaker 4: the side.

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Speaker 2: I just let you to woke this out.

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Speaker 4: Do you ever play a good cup bad cop?

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Speaker 2: Of course? Of course, sometimes the role I forget what

581
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Speaker 2: I'm walking into a room to be am? I hang on,

582
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Speaker 2: did you need me to yell this time? What character

583
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Speaker 2: is this? What role I'm playing here? Anyway, they having

584
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Speaker 2: a really big argument, and this is often the way

585
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Speaker 2: when you have an argument's about something kind of small

586
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Speaker 2: that it gets into some of the familiar old kind

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Speaker 2: of script you both buy into. It's about vitamins, yesterday,

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Speaker 2: and so the thirteen year old didn't want to take

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Speaker 2: her vitamins because and I quote, they're dumb, and my

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Speaker 2: wife you know and I we take vitamins and you

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Speaker 2: know about it, and so they get into it. I

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Speaker 2: mean a really really big one. So much more that

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Speaker 2: as people start storming off from my wife storms off

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Speaker 2: right to her bedroom.

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Speaker 4: It's amazing that this is over vitamin sea tablets.

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Speaker 2: And this, you know, this is a grown up woman.

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Speaker 2: My wife was stormed off to her bedroom. The thirteen

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Speaker 2: year old does what a thirteen storms off to her

599
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Speaker 2: bedroom At exactly the same time, two doors slam. I

600
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Speaker 2: think that is amazing. There's a fifty year old behind

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Speaker 2: a door now and a thirteen year behind a door.

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Speaker 2: And I'm like a fire fight. I don't know which

603
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Speaker 2: burning room to go. Either way I'm going to get

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Speaker 2: I'm going to get scolded either way, right, So I

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Speaker 2: back the less two evils. They go upstairs to my

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Speaker 2: daughter and I knock on the door and she goes, no,

607
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Speaker 2: that's you know, I'm used to this where you just

608
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Speaker 2: start talking to a door and I go, hey, hey,

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Speaker 2: it's dad. She went, yes, I know. I don't want

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Speaker 2: to talk about it, I said, and i'ai okay, I

611
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,119
Speaker 2: don't want to talk about either. I said, do you

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Speaker 2: fancy coming down the garage and why don't we work

613
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Speaker 2: out together? Now, I'm not going to talk about it.

614
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,679
Speaker 2: I'm not interesting that, but it might you might get

615
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Speaker 2: out your system a bit. And I said, why don't

616
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Speaker 2: you come down and I'll bring my boxing pads. So

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Speaker 2: this is what we did for half an hour, right,

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Speaker 2: do you know what? She was laughing at the end

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Speaker 2: of it. For half an hour. I got my boxing

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Speaker 2: pads out and she hit the pads with a boxing

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Speaker 2: gloves for half an hour and was really really and

622
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Speaker 2: I was going, look, I know what this is. You're imagining.

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Speaker 2: It's mom's face. Okay, do not tell her. I told

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Speaker 2: her this, I understand, Okay. I said, whatever's inside, just

625
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 2: unnicia on the boxing pad, but not on your mum. Okay,

626
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:57,440
Speaker 2: all things you feel like you can't say unsia onto

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Speaker 2: the boxing pad. So I'm telling you now, parents are

628
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 2: teenage kid, get some boxing pads. It will save your relationship.

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Speaker 4: And then when it's Sarah's time.

630
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Speaker 2: My hands actually store her. Right. She was really really

631
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Speaker 2: laying into them, and I said, for the last five minutes. Okay, right,

632
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Speaker 2: I said, now you're allowed. I said when I used

633
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Speaker 2: to a box, we were allowed to do this. I said,

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Speaker 2: I won't hit you. I'm only allowed to defend, all right,

635
00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 2: but you're only allowed body shots on me. Okay, I've

636
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Speaker 2: got to block them, but you're allowed to hit me

637
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,520
Speaker 2: on body shots. Gotta be honest, right, I thought that

638
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:26,239
Speaker 2: would easy to be to defend from a thirteen year

639
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Speaker 2: old girl. It's a bit embarrassing. Right. We had the

640
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 2: garage door open. I felt like I wish it to

641
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 2: be closed because people don't would have seen a man

642
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Speaker 2: being beaten up by his thirteen year old My powers

643
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 2: are not as strong as that thirteen year old teenage energy.

644
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Speaker 2: And then we had the leftover Vianetta from the eighties

645
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Speaker 2: ninety and Saturday nights. It was a lot happy and

646
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Speaker 2: better say, if you've got teenage kids, get yourself some

647
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Speaker 2: boxing pads right that they can unleash on as well

648
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Speaker 2: with Save your Relationship in the.

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Speaker 1: House Christian Iconnell, Christian O'Connell.

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Speaker 2: Show, Jack Post, What is the song that sums up

651
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Speaker 2: your weekend? What's been going on for you?

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Speaker 4: Well? On Friday, I was expecting something in the mail

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Speaker 4: a parcel to come and it never came.

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Speaker 2: But surely you're spending more time indoors. How can you

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Speaker 2: not miss them these days?

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Speaker 4: Exactly, Christian, I've been home twenty four to seven over

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Speaker 4: the last six weeks. There is no way that somebody

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Speaker 4: came and tried to deliver it.

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Speaker 2: What are you saying?

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Speaker 4: I'm saying it Oz Post. Yes, Australian Post sent me

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Speaker 4: a message on Friday saying your parcel is at Coburg

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Speaker 4: Post Office. Now I didn't even get that slip to say, hey,

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Speaker 4: we tried to deliver it here.

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Speaker 2: Maybe it's not safe now to leave a slip behind

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Speaker 2: this paper that people have got a touch.

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Speaker 4: But is it safe for people to pack into a

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Speaker 4: post office to go and get their parcels? Good point

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Speaker 4: sounds unsafe. So I got the email that I get

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Speaker 4: from the company. I got it from chemist Warehouse right,

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Speaker 4: got the email to say it's coming tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: By the way, Oh, we have to know what you're

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Speaker 2: ordering online? You met well man musk. What is it

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Speaker 2: you're getting?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 4: The reason I didn't go into chemist warehouses because I

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Speaker 4: was embarrassed about what I was boring.

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Speaker 2: All right, Okay, it had cream for the it.

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Speaker 4: Was an itch problem.

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Speaker 2: It happens to all of us. Okay, you're right that,

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Speaker 2: I mean it's easier. I never thought about ordering that.

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Speaker 2: It's never happened to me obviously, but friends of mine

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Speaker 2: had to go in there and ask for it. Sometimes

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Speaker 2: they recognize who you are, and it's embarrassing being in

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Speaker 2: that situation. It's my wife, it's from my wife. It's

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Speaker 2: just some listeners. We're doing it as a giveaway on

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Speaker 2: the show this week.

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Speaker 4: So now I still haven't got It's more embarrassing.

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Speaker 9: You're going to try to a big offense and go,

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Speaker 9: I'm here for my itch cream that I ordered online.

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Speaker 2: I'm so itchy. I need it SAP and I'm so

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Speaker 2: irritained right now because of the itchy.

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Speaker 4: Well in short, yes, So what I want to know

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Speaker 4: is are you.

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Speaker 2: An itching all weekend? There's no cream?

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Speaker 3: Oh Jack.

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Speaker 9: Allowed to it in the studio with me. I thought, bits,

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Speaker 9: have you been falling on the floor?

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Speaker 4: We're social distancing.

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Speaker 3: Coronavirus past to fork Jack? Should I pop it in

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Speaker 3: the post for you to have an itch?

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Speaker 2: It's like Chris Elliott and there's something about Mary as

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Speaker 2: the movie goes on.

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Speaker 7: And get.

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Speaker 4: What I want to know. Is our Australia Post allowed

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Speaker 4: to just not attempt a delivery of a package. Are

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Speaker 4: they allowed to just keep it at the depot and

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Speaker 4: say come and pick it up? Because doesn't that defeat

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Speaker 4: the whole point of getting something delivered is to get

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Speaker 4: it to your home.

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Speaker 2: Well, are you sure you and your itchy state and

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Speaker 2: obviously irritated and stuff like that physically and that when

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Speaker 2: you were clicking and ordering it, did you do somewhere

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Speaker 2: you click you pick up at depot?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 4: I actually clicked the tag that said even if I

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Speaker 4: don't answer the door, you're allowed to leave it.

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Speaker 2: But some itchy flaky skin when I dropped on the

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Speaker 2: laptop and you didn't see the box.

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Speaker 3: Maybe they opened it and thought I'm not going near

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Speaker 3: that joint.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to.

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Speaker 4: Upriasis alone.

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Speaker 9: Oh at number forty two, So you've got to go

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Speaker 9: there today and get your cream.

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Speaker 4: Yes, unfortunately, unless they hear this and they try to redelivery.

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Speaker 2: But why didn't you just drive to a chemist where

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Speaker 2: else at the weekend and go.

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Speaker 4: And gets I didn't want them to see me buying

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Speaker 4: the crane sunglasses.

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Speaker 2: You've got the beanie hat sunglasses.

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Speaker 9: The big Beard Now, Got the Big hang on Us,

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Speaker 9: Got Sarasis.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: All right, they were doing this every single day this week.

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Speaker 2: It's Mother's Day this Sunday, the mother all right, Mother's Day,

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Speaker 2: this Sunday. Everything all day this week we're looking for

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Speaker 2: your mom's stories. This morning it's embarrassing mum stories, either

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Speaker 2: just a story about your mum being embarrassing or embarrassing you.

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Speaker 2: I remember when I was thirteen, it was all about

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Speaker 2: my BMX bike. Me and my mate sso all have

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Speaker 2: BMX bikes, and we went to see BMX Bandits a

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Speaker 2: movie about people like us with Nicole Kidman in. And

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Speaker 2: it's one of those Saturday afternoon at the movies. Rob

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Speaker 2: is packed full of kids, and about half way through

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Speaker 2: the movie I could hear my unmistakable sound of my

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Speaker 2: mum's voice with an USh. You remember they used to

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Speaker 2: have the look torch yep coming through it all. And

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Speaker 2: I was shrinking down into my seat, going, please, that

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Speaker 2: isn't really, this isn't happening, That isn't actually my mum?

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Speaker 2: What's my mum doing here in the cinema in front

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Speaker 2: of all these kids, including half my school that were there,

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Speaker 2: including girls that I fancy as well. My mom. The

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Speaker 2: guy said, is they're Christian O'Connell here. You know, when

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Speaker 2: you were just done, you don't even want to say yes.

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Speaker 2: And it's in the dark, you just want to shrink

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Speaker 2: down the set. The movie's been paused. And then my

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Speaker 2: mum says to me, I'm shopping in town. You didn't

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Speaker 2: say what you wanted for your dinner tonight. That's what

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Speaker 2: my mom felt like. She had to interrupt a movie

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Speaker 2: to us.

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Speaker 3: I've what a good mom.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you can say that from a mom perspective.

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Speaker 2: Be me, Pats, be me. Do you know how hard

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Speaker 2: it is. We're a thirteen year old boy and that

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Speaker 2: happens to you. Even though if I went on to

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Speaker 2: cure the common cold at that school, I'll still be

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Speaker 2: known as a kid whose mommy came in to ask

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Speaker 2: what you want for dinner during BMX bandit.

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Speaker 4: She never enjoyed sitting in the cinema again after that.

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Speaker 2: The trauma. Even now, I can't re that mom. Was

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Speaker 2: she here again?

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Speaker 3: And what did you want for dinner? What was your request?

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Speaker 4: I was the eighties, so probably nachos takeaway?

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Speaker 2: All right, we're looking for your embarrassing mum stories. Good morning, Sarah,

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Speaker 2: Good morning.

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Speaker 10: How are you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, We're good. Welcome to a show. What's your embarrassing

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Speaker 2: mum story?

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Speaker 10: So, when I was about sixteen, my mom and I

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Speaker 10: went to the airport to pick someone up, and we

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Speaker 10: were looking at the you know, the travelators, like the

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Speaker 10: escalators that they are the flat.

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Speaker 11: Ones, and.

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Speaker 10: She told me that people that used them were really lazy,

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Speaker 10: which I thought was a bit of like a harsh statement.

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Speaker 10: So I decided to show her that they were faster, so.

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Speaker 11: I got on it.

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Speaker 10: She started running alongside me through the.

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Speaker 11: Airport and then of course she's going a bit faster

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Speaker 11: than me, so I start running as well on the

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Speaker 11: travelader and so she's she at this point, there's nothing

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Speaker 11: she can do.

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Speaker 10: I'm sixteen, she's in her forties. I'm on the travel lader,

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Speaker 10: I'm going faster, and there were a group of people

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Speaker 10: in front of me on the trave lader. I was

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Speaker 10: going to like leap through them like Trouba Middle I

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Speaker 10: was not giving up, and my mom yelled out at

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Speaker 10: the top of her lungs, don't let that girl through.

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Speaker 11: She stole my bag.

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Speaker 2: She's got the EI the tiger. She's going for God,

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Speaker 2: that's amazing. She'll even have you arrested rolefully and possibly

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Speaker 2: face later charges herself other than news to a sixteen

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Speaker 2: year old daughter. That's awesome.

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Speaker 11: Yeah no, it's just a bit competitive.

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Speaker 2: And what's the name of this awesome mum Lorena? Lorena?

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Speaker 2: That's great? Who won the race? By the way?

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 10: Well I did because the people she yelled out to

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Speaker 10: didn't speak English.

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Speaker 4: Do you think you would stop somebody if you if

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Speaker 4: someone ever yelled out that person stole my bag, do

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Speaker 4: you jump into action or do you just watch them parts?

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Speaker 9: Do you remember when Carl Arms came in right and

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Speaker 9: they seem to think people would leave their houses at

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Speaker 9: midnight to go and defend some strangers.

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Speaker 2: Can't same thing? If you don't you just look around?

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Speaker 2: What's going on here? When you look like you've got

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Speaker 2: to just hold my bag a minute? Can you? I

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Speaker 2: try to shoelace so and I go and rescue that

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Speaker 2: Dampton distress. That's a great story, Sarah, Thank you very much,

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Speaker 2: and call.

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Speaker 1: Christian Podcast try now.

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Speaker 2: I think we're going to get some amazing stories this

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Speaker 2: week about mums. This week is Celebration of Mums smothering

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Speaker 2: Sunday Sunday and every single day this week, Stephanie, good morning.

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Speaker 11: Good morning.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Stephanie tells you a story about your great mum.

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Speaker 12: Okay, Well, my mom, like she immigrated to Australia in

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Speaker 12: the seventies, so she's European, and every time we go shops,

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Speaker 12: she always asked for a discount when she buys her goods.

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Speaker 12: But this time I said, I was fifteen, so I

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Speaker 12: had my own job, and now I wanted to buy

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Speaker 12: my own boots. And I said to her, don't you

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Speaker 12: dare ask for a discount because I'm paying. And she

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Speaker 12: would always go, give me special, and I said, please don't, okay,

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Speaker 12: because I'm really I'm working. It's my money, I'm paying

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Speaker 12: for it. Anyway, I tried the shoes on the boots line.

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Speaker 12: They were fantastic. I've got to the cash registra and

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Speaker 12: opened up mawala and then my mom goes, you give

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Speaker 12: me special, and then I lost her. But inside I

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Speaker 12: didn't want to crack it in front of the shops,

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Speaker 12: so I just decided I'm going to leave this crazy

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Speaker 12: lady here and I'm walking out. I walked down at

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Speaker 12: the shops and I kept walking like it's like a

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Speaker 12: big mall, and then my mom runs out and she

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Speaker 12: starts screaming out my name, Stephanie, Stephanie. And I thought,

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Speaker 12: if I stop now, everyone's going to know that that

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Speaker 12: crazy lady is my mother. If I keep walking and

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Speaker 12: I walk out of the shopping law, they're just gonna

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Speaker 12: think she's a crazy person. And I'm a Scott breathe.

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Speaker 12: But that's what I did. And I actually walked out

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Speaker 12: of the shopping center. And I actually even walked home

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Speaker 12: because I was.

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Speaker 2: So your mum and your waistiea treasures. Yeah.

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Speaker 12: While she got in the car and she started chasing me,

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Speaker 12: and I said, away, I don't want to talk to you.

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Speaker 12: I'm going home.

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Speaker 11: That's I'm over.

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Speaker 12: I'm not shopping with you anymore.

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Speaker 2: Oh, your mom sounds awesome. What's the name of your muma, Stephanie,

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Speaker 2: my mom?

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Speaker 12: Everyone called her Susy.

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Speaker 2: That is a great story. Thank you very much for that.

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Speaker 2: Stephanie s down the line. No, that cut Stephanie off there,

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Speaker 2: justin good morning, Good morning all. How is it? Yeah, well,

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Speaker 2: go justin welcomes to the show. Tell us about your

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Speaker 2: mom embarrassing ma stories.

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Speaker 6: A right first, I want to say I love you, mum.

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Speaker 6: So I had to tell this story in nineteen In

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Speaker 6: nineteen ninety seven, I was playing under eighteen football. Every week.

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Speaker 6: My mum would drive me and she would say no fighting,

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Speaker 6: no fighting, did not hit anyone? I mean anyway, sorry,

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Speaker 6: shot every week and it had happened that something would happen.

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Speaker 6: Now on the last time I played. Second last time

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Speaker 6: I played, I hit someone. She didn't take me the

876
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Speaker 6: next week anyway, I moum, please take me. Squear I

877
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Speaker 6: won't hit anyone. She goes, I mean it justin. If

878
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 6: you hit anyone, that is it? Anyway, what happens I

879
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 6: hit someone? You know what my mom did. We had

880
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:46,839
Speaker 6: a VH Wagon Commodore, all right. She drove her car

881
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 6: onto the ground, ripping up. There was a wet, salty draft,

882
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 6: ripping up the ground. Window down. Top of her voice,

883
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 6: she goes, justin, what did I tell.

884
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,919
Speaker 2: You get in the effing car.

885
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 7: I'm not here.

886
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 6: The opposition team were in fits are laughter, And I'm

887
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,520
Speaker 6: just saying that I got in the car because when.

888
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:06,560
Speaker 11: Mum says getting the f.

889
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 2: And car especially, it's exactly right.

890
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,560
Speaker 6: I got in the car, got back to the got

891
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 6: back to the club that day and no, no, I

892
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,680
Speaker 6: was going to say the S word.

893
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:18,240
Speaker 2: No crap.

894
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 6: All they kept saying is your bringing you next week

895
00:40:20,560 --> 00:40:24,439
Speaker 6: and bring her down inspirational. We never won a game

896
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 6: that year, believe it or not. No wonder that I reckon.

897
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 6: If mom was in the forward line, no.

898
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 2: One would have got me. That's amazing, And that, my.

899
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 6: Friends, is the story that has talked about every footy season.

900
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 6: It's just one of those stories and it never gets

901
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:45,799
Speaker 6: old and it gets more funnier because you can't imagine

902
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 6: a driving on to ground, gigging burnout and it's a lady,

903
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 6: a lady driving as well and swearing to get in

904
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Speaker 6: the f and car. So that's my story, and.

905
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Speaker 2: What an awsome. There's nothing worse than a spray for

906
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 2: me your mum. You're right. Any coach doesn't get. That's

907
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 2: what the D's missed in their season twenty nineteen sees.

908
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 2: They should have got some of the players mums to

909
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:11,680
Speaker 2: come down and have a go at them. But driving

910
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 2: off the ground is incredible.

911
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 6: We're actually collin Wood supporters. So no, she didn't steal

912
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Speaker 6: the car. She's not wrong, but Colwood and I think

913
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 6: she would do right in the coach.

914
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Speaker 2: Ah, justin that is a great story. Stay there and

915
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Speaker 2: might be this morning. The competition is tiffed stiff today,

916
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Speaker 2: there's one more these great mum stories in who we

917
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 2: got lined up? Now let's go to producers. That's a

918
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Speaker 2: cue for you to put another one of those calls

919
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Speaker 2: on a Sarah Good morning, Sarah, good morning. Hey Sarah,

920
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,839
Speaker 2: goome morning. Tell us about your mum. Then we're looking

921
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Speaker 2: for embarrassing mum stories today.

922
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

923
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Speaker 8: So back in the day when we had CB radios,

924
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,839
Speaker 8: when my brother was eighteen, he'd get in his car

925
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Speaker 8: with these friends that had really, you know, tough car

926
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Speaker 8: and he's tough friends of getting in the car and

927
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Speaker 8: they'd chat up girls and then arranged to meet them.

928
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Speaker 8: And my mom got really stick of it. So one

929
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Speaker 8: day she got into my dad's truck and.

930
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Speaker 6: I thought she was a proud.

931
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:16,479
Speaker 13: She said some really filthy things, pretending to be someone

932
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,920
Speaker 13: chatting up my brother, arranged an eyeball and they met

933
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Speaker 13: and in front of all my brother's friends.

934
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Speaker 8: Yeah, she was sitting there to David, is.

935
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Speaker 4: There's so much weirdness wrapped up in that it's not funny.

936
00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. It's like a cherry Spring episode.

937
00:42:36,239 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 9: My mum and catfished me exactly what this is like

938
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:41,360
Speaker 9: back to the future.

939
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:43,240
Speaker 2: But then that just to the max.

940
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 8: Well, they were expecting a good time in the car

941
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Speaker 8: and it didn't happen.

942
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, some awesome mom. That's incredible, all right, so thank

943
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Speaker 2: you very much, she called.

944
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Speaker 8: Thank you.

945
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 2: All right, we got to pick one boyer all the

946
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,880
Speaker 2: stories we have this morning, right, I'm Sarah with the

947
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 2: mum and her racing through the airport. But I think

948
00:43:04,400 --> 00:43:07,240
Speaker 2: that Justin's story about the mum is justin around getting

949
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 2: back on. He has to be the winner to day.

950
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 2: That is quite some story about his mom. Justin get

951
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,840
Speaker 2: that story just gets better every time you tell it.

952
00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 2: My friend, it's this one. You're one thousand dollars being

953
00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 2: leave voucher for your mama. Kay, believe it or not.

954
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 6: My dad just text me goes, I can't believe you've

955
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 6: just told.

956
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 2: Your mom's in the commodore right now, crashed through your house.

957
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:34,440
Speaker 11: It's unreal.

958
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 6: I always there was for each other.

959
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:37,360
Speaker 2: It would have made too.

960
00:43:38,239 --> 00:43:41,399
Speaker 6: Too, Chal would have made it.

961
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 2: Justin awesome story as well, And I hope you and

962
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 2: your mom have a good mother in Sunday as well.

963
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 2: But that is a fantastic I love it.

964
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 6: If I get to say her.

965
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 2: We loved it as well well. Don justin you this

966
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:55,640
Speaker 2: morning to winner.

967
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 6: Oh really, thank you very much.

968
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Speaker 11: Good money.

969
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,440
Speaker 1: Christian o'connells Show podcast.

970
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 2: Hey, Jack and Pat's just a little message before we

971
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:08,479
Speaker 2: begin this hour. You have a couple of the sky

972
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Speaker 2: and you see birds flying information. That's what they do,

973
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 2: they fly information. Hm hmmm. I've spoken to you both

974
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 2: before about this and it's Patsy you doing it again

975
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:22,600
Speaker 2: as well. If you're sending Jack on text during the

976
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 2: show comedy memes in inverted commas, it's a distraction, okay.

977
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,399
Speaker 2: I have a job sometimes to keep him focused. Think

978
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 2: about birds flying in the V formation. You can't have

979
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 2: one of the birds at the back chat to another

980
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:37,920
Speaker 2: one over their shoulder saying, hey, take a look at this.

981
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 2: Suddenly they're out of formation.

982
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 4: Now that's the best thing about being the birds at

983
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:41,359
Speaker 4: the back.

984
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:41,919
Speaker 2: You're the bird.

985
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:45,880
Speaker 1: All right.

986
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 2: Time for this week's mishad lyrics. It's just another miss

987
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:56,359
Speaker 2: heard many Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics. All right, how

988
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:57,760
Speaker 2: I did this? Then we do it in two parts

989
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:00,760
Speaker 2: money Money, misshad lyrics you send in your miss heard lyrics.

990
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 9: We play the back. If we agree, then you will

991
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:06,919
Speaker 9: hear this. If we really don't hear what you hear.

992
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 9: And for the lucky few, come on in.

993
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,439
Speaker 2: Now. We're doing two parts. First of all, Big John

994
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,080
Speaker 2: sends us his top five. Let's go through these. Then.

995
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 2: First of all, this morning we go to Bruno, Mars

996
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 2: and Treasure. You're wonderful, flawless. Oh you're a sexy lady.

997
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:31,520
Speaker 2: How he said it? Or is it your wonderful braless?

998
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 2: Oh you're a sexy lady. You're wonderful bratherus, your paughty

999
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 2: He is talking about a brales lady. Cheeky man on

1000
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 2: the radio, David Bowie Modern love gets me to the

1001
00:45:53,160 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 2: church on time? Or is it gets me to the

1002
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 2: judge on time? I'll be honest with you. Sometimes I

1003
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,080
Speaker 2: hear that song and I hear church. Other times I

1004
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,040
Speaker 2: hear judge as well. I've never known which one it

1005
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:21,280
Speaker 2: is gets me to the judge on time. We're hearing that, yes, yes, yes,

1006
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,560
Speaker 2: all right, Well this is going to require a bit

1007
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:28,680
Speaker 2: of listening. Okay. Glenn Campbell, the Great Glenn Campbell, Rhinestone Cowboy.

1008
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 2: The line is two lines, really and our dream of

1009
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 2: the things I do with a subway token and a

1010
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 2: dollar tucked inside my shoe from Rhydestone Cowboy, and dream of.

1011
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 13: The things.

1012
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 1: Were the subway?

1013
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:51,239
Speaker 2: Does that make you want to hear that song? A

1014
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:54,520
Speaker 2: great song? All right? So? And our dream of the

1015
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,360
Speaker 2: things I do with a subway token and a dollar

1016
00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 2: tucked inside my shoe. It's a beautifully poetic line, isn't it?

1017
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 2: Or is it? And and our dream of the things

1018
00:47:03,880 --> 00:47:07,360
Speaker 2: I do with a subway token and a doll tucked

1019
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,360
Speaker 2: inside my shoe?

1020
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,400
Speaker 1: And dream of the things I'll do.

1021
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 2: With the subway sand and shame on, Big John. If

1022
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:23,399
Speaker 2: you're going to say Glenn Campbell's got mishurt, you better

1023
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 2: get your ducks in order. My friend, ducks are flying

1024
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:29,879
Speaker 2: formation team. But I do want to hear that song

1025
00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,880
Speaker 2: Riting Stone Cowboy play Huan Lewison news. The power of

1026
00:47:32,920 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 2: love tougher than diamonds rich like cream? Or is it

1027
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:57,399
Speaker 2: tougher than diamonds bricks bricks like cream? If it's kind

1028
00:47:57,440 --> 00:48:02,839
Speaker 2: of a then it can't be. Richard Marks hazard and

1029
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 2: leave this old Nebraska town, Sad's on this braskat, leave

1030
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 2: this old Nebraska town? Or is it and leave this

1031
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 2: sober grass skirt town, Braskirt. I am hearing those and

1032
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 2: leave this sober grass skirt town the Braskirt. Yeah it's there,

1033
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 2: Johnny Boy, it's not a vintage showing from Big John

1034
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,680
Speaker 2: this week. Let's see how your ones are doing next.

1035
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 1: The Christian o'connall Show podcast.

1036
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,840
Speaker 3: It's just another miss herd.

1037
00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:52,440
Speaker 9: Name Christian o'connall's miss Her Lyrics.

1038
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 2: I feel like I should explain what I'm saying there

1039
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:56,400
Speaker 2: about you, because if people just tuned in, you know,

1040
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 2: they were like, why is he Actually we can't go

1041
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 2: into it all? Right then, So part two miss Her Lyrics,

1042
00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,600
Speaker 2: all the ones you've been sending to me over the

1043
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:05,040
Speaker 2: last seven days. Let's get into it. First of all,

1044
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 2: Andrew Kine little mix shout out to my ex or

1045
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 2: is it shout out to my eggs? Yeah? Simple and offensive.

1046
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 2: Andrew Caine, very good, shout out to my eggs. This

1047
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 2: comes from Wret Christian. I don't think this would be

1048
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 2: an instant Hall of Famer, but I've been hearing TLC's

1049
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:34,040
Speaker 2: huge hit from the nineties, Waterfalls the Wrong Way my

1050
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:36,399
Speaker 2: whole life. You remember this song for the nineties Big

1051
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 2: It don't go chasing waterfalls. His misheard is stone cold

1052
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:49,439
Speaker 2: adjacent waterfalls? Like there's a series of two or three

1053
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 2: waterfalls in a row that were bloody freezing. You had

1054
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,879
Speaker 2: to stay away from them, Hence the next line, Please

1055
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 2: stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to. Hi, Christian,

1056
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:00,400
Speaker 2: I just remember hearing the song being really press that

1057
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 2: someone had used the word adjacent into a sort I'm

1058
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:06,240
Speaker 2: want to miss hear this one. After this of this effort,

1059
00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 2: he's got into it, all right, So don't go chasing waterfalls?

1060
00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:18,560
Speaker 2: Or is it stone cold adjacent waterfalls? I hit Jason,

1061
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 2: I don't hear adjacent. I really want to Red. It's yeah,

1062
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:31,439
Speaker 2: it's one of the best misses we've ever had. Sorry, Red,

1063
00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 2: but I'll send you a prize anyway. Christian, my twelve

1064
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 2: year old daughter has asked me to send you this

1065
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,400
Speaker 2: one in by a favorite ed shearing I See Fire

1066
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:53,239
Speaker 2: from the twenty eighteen soundtrack to The Hobbit. I thought

1067
00:50:53,239 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 2: we're gonna play the whole track there, all right, So

1068
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,960
Speaker 2: I see fire or is it accord to a little

1069
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:02,760
Speaker 2: twelve year old Alicia? Is it icy fart?

1070
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:11,919
Speaker 7: Yes?

1071
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:16,120
Speaker 2: Now I understand we need the extra crame ed sharing

1072
00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:18,120
Speaker 2: thinking about an icy far one of the worst ones

1073
00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 2: you can get ed.

1074
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,280
Speaker 4: I feel the heat about upon.

1075
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 2: It's melting it, it's throwing it out. Debbie Johnston's got

1076
00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 2: this classic Instant Karma by John Lennon. Instant Karma's going

1077
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 2: to get you?

1078
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:44,560
Speaker 1: Is going to get you?

1079
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:49,000
Speaker 2: Or corner to Debbie Johnston. Is it this car? This

1080
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:52,399
Speaker 2: is the car that's going to get you, that's going

1081
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,040
Speaker 2: to get you. Yes, it is. This is the car

1082
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 2: that's going to get you, that's going to get you.

1083
00:51:59,040 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 2: Very good, Debbie Johnst throw.

1084
00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 4: Back to Justin's mum driving onto the football field in

1085
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:04,760
Speaker 4: the show.

1086
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 2: To get you. And then you've got an entry here.

1087
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 4: Ah, you got mine. Sometimes I don't know if you

1088
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:14,920
Speaker 4: reply to me, don't reply email.

1089
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 2: I saw this. This is a good one, okay. See

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Speaker 2: your Goal by Dustin Tebbett. I see your gold. I

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Speaker 2: see your gold through the shadows.

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Speaker 1: See you.

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Speaker 2: Shut this screams your kind of entry. Oy vocal can't

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Speaker 2: do a four song La Blue Springsteen PUBERTU Bice. I

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Speaker 2: see your goat. I see your goat through the shadows.

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Speaker 9: See you, Yeah, I see that it is.

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Speaker 2: Goat is in there all right? Who's certainly one hundred

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Speaker 2: dollars gift back from Mother's Day this weekend from Chemists

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Speaker 2: warehouse do we give it to Yes, yeah, I see

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Speaker 2: farm or twelve year old initia. You can have that

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Speaker 2: for your mom this weekend. Okay, if you got miss

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Speaker 2: her lyrics on next Monday, email them Christian at gold

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Speaker 2: one O four three dot com dot au. Thank you

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Speaker 2: very much.

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Speaker 1: Everyone, christ O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: I know a lot of us are moning about homeschooling.

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Speaker 2: Was catching up my sister yesterday. My nephew is turning eleven,

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Speaker 2: so we're all on FaceTime, and I was asking how

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Speaker 2: homeschooling is going, and I just presumed homeschooling is the

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Speaker 2: same ruler of the world everyone online and computers. She

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Speaker 2: lives on a farm, big dairy farm. They've got like

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Speaker 2: three hundred and fifty four hundred cows in the middle

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Speaker 2: of nowhere. There is no online schooling. Get this. Get this.

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Speaker 2: They get email from a teacher and then he expects

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Speaker 2: that she's got four boys. She's having a night with

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Speaker 2: these four farm boys stuck indoors. They get an email

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Speaker 2: in the morning from the teacher saying if you could

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Speaker 2: get them to do this, it'd be great, don't worry

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Speaker 2: if not, and they're expected to fill it out and

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Speaker 2: send it in the post their assignments. Yeah, there's no

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Speaker 2: kind of online up there.

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Speaker 4: And he's going to be the standing teacher I guess directing.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, yep.

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Speaker 2: So if you think having it about at homeschooling, I couldn't.

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Speaker 2: At least if you've got a laptop, you can shove

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Speaker 2: the kids in front of the laptop and they can

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Speaker 2: stay there. Imagine if you have four boys, all under

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Speaker 2: the age of fifteen, running right down there and they're

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Speaker 2: expected to do it and stick it in the post,

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Speaker 2: You've got no hope.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: May the fourth, May the fourth be with you, dear?

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Speaker 2: How many Lane Breakfast shows are doing that around the

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Speaker 2: country right now and indeed around the world. But it

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Speaker 2: is May the fourth, so it's Star Wars our time

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Speaker 2: wasted today? Before we go any further and set this

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Speaker 2: up and ask our dear listener to get involved. How

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Speaker 2: many of them have you seen? Now? I have.

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Speaker 4: I'm not a huge Star Wars fan, but I've seen

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Speaker 4: the originals when I was a kid. So that's fourth

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Speaker 4: through six.

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Speaker 2: See I get confused. Why number of them? We all

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Speaker 2: grew up with Empire Straights, Empire strikes back, returned the Jedi.

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Speaker 4: Why I've seen number one? So that's Jar Jar.

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Speaker 2: Binks and Phantom Menace and then that's that was.

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Speaker 4: The last one. I said, No, sorry, I've seen the

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Speaker 4: most have you seen last Jedi? No, I've seen the

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Speaker 4: most recent one of the first of the most recent

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Speaker 4: ones with Han Soloa, how.

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Speaker 2: Is this show number one? Roval shows must play this

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Speaker 2: back and go. I don't get it. I demand a recount. No,

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Speaker 2: that's that's me saying it, not Fox, I demand a recount.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't feel right anyway. Do it with a guy

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Speaker 2: who seemed like half of one of them?

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Speaker 4: The one with Han Solo People Very six has been

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Speaker 4: nine movies.

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Speaker 2: He's seen half of one of them. This should be

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Speaker 2: interesting when Jack Mark Shaw's all right, then, so we're

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Speaker 2: looking for your Star Wars songs today. I want to

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Speaker 2: hold your hands Solo Silver, I like big huts and

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Speaker 2: I cannot lie.

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Speaker 4: As him civil cluss.

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Speaker 2: Do that Obie one more time?

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Speaker 4: Silver? Actually, you know the Jablah one is a gold.

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Speaker 2: Oh, thank you very much. He walked this way, He walked.

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Speaker 4: This way, silver class.

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Speaker 2: That's a gold. Dude, looks like a Wookie silver, Jedi

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Speaker 2: of the Tiger Silver. Come on, man, where's the golds? Good?

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Speaker 2: Gollie Sith, Molly Sith.

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Speaker 4: That's the bad guy. Please, that's a that's a silver plus.

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Speaker 2: I am the one on Obi. These are not These

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Speaker 2: are Star Wars songs. These are all good. What right?

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Speaker 2: What have you got there? Well? I did a couple

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Speaker 2: of accents. You're only gonna have one based on the

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Speaker 2: one movie you see.

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Speaker 4: I've got Obi wander.

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Speaker 2: They want silver.

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Speaker 4: May the Force be with or without you. May the

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Speaker 4: Force be with or without you?

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Speaker 2: You two bronze, now, Sith or seout you would have

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Speaker 2: been a gold.

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Speaker 4: I'm every Wookie.

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Speaker 2: Texting then, oh force, no, no, no, yeah, we all do.

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Speaker 4: Don't be back in the studio and see your facial

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Speaker 4: reactions to these. I will always love Chewy Yoda voice.

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Speaker 4: Try and understand.

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Speaker 2: That's a goal. That's a goal. That's the one. It

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Speaker 2: should have opened with that one. That's a great one.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: International Star Wars Day today on May the fourth. Wowie,

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Speaker 2: this is sub remix disco remix of the Star Wars theme.

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Speaker 4: So you definitely missed this episode of the Star.

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Speaker 2: Wars all right, today's that word time waste. So that

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Speaker 2: is Star Wars songs. Jackie boy, you're ready to mark.

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Speaker 4: Ready to go?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 4: Oh there's the recognizable part.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is terrible, it is, isn't it? All right? Well,

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Speaker 2: looking for your Star Wars songs today. Chewbacca in the USSR.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's actually a gold.

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Speaker 2: Mark and Frankston South well done. Moves like jabber very

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Speaker 2: good gold Tanya in Cranball. That's very good. Moves like

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Speaker 2: jabber blaming on the Wookie silver nice try Row in

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Speaker 2: Frankston Blinded by the Light, Saber Bronze, Scottie and Werribee.

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Speaker 2: You can't always fet what you want. That's silver Marty

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Speaker 2: and Sandhurst, well done. Twin called twin called Little Jeth

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Speaker 2: Star Bronze Sinister from Luke and Looser Layer Your hands

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Speaker 2: on me if Princess Layer your hands on me. Silver

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Speaker 2: that's from Adam Wookie cast Man.

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Speaker 9: Genius Genius from Nikki Skywalker like an Egyptian's silver. Plus

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Speaker 9: Marie Anne and Doncaster are very good. Darth Darth Side

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Speaker 9: of the Moon, Pink Lloyd and Star Wars.

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Speaker 4: Now was that a song or just an album title.

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Speaker 2: Album title if you're gonna stand on that from Don't

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Speaker 2: be That Guy, Karen mornings In, well done. Can you

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Speaker 2: hear the drums are too T two? Terrible? I know,

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Speaker 2: I know, I know. Can you hear the drums? Fernando?

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Speaker 2: But it made us love? Can you hear the drums

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Speaker 2: are too G two? Matt Weld, Dude, where's my millet?

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Speaker 2: That's it? Movie title? A song title? Dude, where's my millennium?

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Speaker 2: Folk and Ant thank you you took the wookie watches

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Speaker 2: this breakdown now, Cante, you took the walkie right out

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Speaker 2: of my mouth.

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Speaker 4: Silver Viva Evader Silver plus.

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Speaker 2: Are you going to detO my girl?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Pete, well done? Your scyth is on my.

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Speaker 4: List Silver plus.

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Speaker 2: We will ewok you Silver Total Sith of the Heart Silver,

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Speaker 2: The Danger Cone Bronze. If I could chewback time.

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Speaker 4: Oh, we had some great ones, but that's going to

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Speaker 4: take today.

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Speaker 2: If I could chewbe back time, well, Pete, that's very

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Speaker 2: very good. All right. Tomorrow's show to be continued on

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Speaker 2: tomorrow Morning Show. They're more of your amazing stories about

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Speaker 2: your mum. As we're looking for stories tomorrow about mum

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Speaker 2: meltdowns this week It's all about mums and you got

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Speaker 2: a thousand dollars bing Lee voucher to give away for

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Speaker 2: the best stories we had. We had all amazing stories today.

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Speaker 2: Mum melts. Your story about your mum melting down, We

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Speaker 2: want to hear about it tomorrow. You can email me

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Speaker 2: early to the party. Christian at gold one oh four

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Speaker 2: three dot com dot au. Also to be continued on

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Speaker 2: to my show. Will Jack get his itch cream from

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Speaker 2: chemist Warehouse? Come on ours post? And is Patsy's dog

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Speaker 2: the thickest dog in the world?

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Speaker 4: Come on?

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Speaker 2: Thank Love Today show is Uni Bomber's Gotsaraasis. We are

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Speaker 2: back till tomorrow morning. Thanks for listening.

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Speaker 1: Christian. Hello, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast