WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: What did they get up to when you were away? 💉 0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:14.560 Laura and bitch come on in. 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:21.880 Hi everyone, Hi girls, another week is here and here 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:22.200 we are. 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:29.880 I have a huge announcement mission, Laura, have had a baby. 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:32.440 This is the surrogate baby that you hadn't told anyone about. 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:34.640 Okay, I haven't had a baby, but my sister, who 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:36.640 is my best friend and the same person as me, 0:00:36.720 --> 0:00:39.720 she's basically an extension of me. She had her first baby, 0:00:39.760 --> 0:00:41.920 and I feel like it's like me having a baby. 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:44.360 I agree, Auntie. 0:00:45.560 --> 0:00:47.559 Brittany's been an auntie for quite a long time though, 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:50.600 like all of her other brothers have children. But I 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:53.920 think there is something different when your sister has a baby. 0:00:54.000 --> 0:00:57.000 I remember when my sister had a baby and I felt. 0:00:56.720 --> 0:00:59.120 Like, oh, this is my child, this is actually my 0:00:59.160 --> 0:00:59.960 biological child. 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:01.680 You know this for me had a baby this year 0:01:01.720 --> 0:01:03.240 as well, and I had the exact same feeling. 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:07.120 It was a very unexpected baby in terms of not 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:08.840 the fact it was unexpected. We had nine munchs that 0:01:09.000 --> 0:01:10.520 was coming, like we all knew it was coming, but 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:14.640 it's it slid out into the world five weeks early. 0:01:15.280 --> 0:01:16.600 He slid on out like I don't. 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:18.559 I'm not allowed to go into details because in fact, 0:01:18.600 --> 0:01:21.280 she reminded me, it is not my child and these 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:23.440 are not the details for me to give. But it 0:01:23.520 --> 0:01:27.119 was like a wild delivery, very unexpected. 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:28.720 Did Cherry have to give you a talking to? 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:31.080 No, but that brit wouldn't share it all on a 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:32.040 national radio show. 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:34.520 Yeah, absolutely not. 0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:39.600 But I I we know that we have a respectful relationship. 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:40.039 Cherry and I. 0:01:40.120 --> 0:01:41.880 She knows what I do for a job is content. 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:44.000 But I also know that she hasn't shared it on 0:01:44.040 --> 0:01:46.440 her own. She said she's had a baby, but no details, 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:48.120 so that's not up to me to give. But I'm 0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:49.960 too excited to not tell the world that I am 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.040 a new aunt, a baby girl. 0:01:52.040 --> 0:01:54.520 I can say that, well, like, it's not BRIT's responsibility 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:56.080 to announce her sister's. 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:56.680 Baby, but he she is. 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:58.040 But she's so excited about it. 0:01:58.080 --> 0:01:58.560 I get it. 0:01:58.640 --> 0:01:59.160 I understand. 0:01:59.200 --> 0:01:59.320 Well. 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:01.040 I waited for her to post a photo. I was like, 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:02.760 when you're leaking a photo. She's like, I think I'm 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:04.320 gonna do that celebrity thing where you just put a 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:05.600 foot out, and I'm like, yeah, I do it. 0:02:05.640 --> 0:02:06.720 Break crumb, bread crumb. 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:09.600 She puts one of those baby blankets up, but you know, 0:02:09.639 --> 0:02:11.840 the wooden the wooden name. That spells out the name 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:12.440 of the Wooden Block. 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:13.919 It's suspense. That's what she's doing. 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:16.519 She's trying to drive a bit of suspense around the announcement. 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:22.160 It's not that it's because they're still in the hospital. 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:24.320 So she was excited enough to announce. She wanted to 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:26.560 announce it, but she's also there in the hospital, still 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:27.080 going through it. 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:27.840 Well, we're happy for you. 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:30.640 From beautiful news to news that I think will shatter 0:02:30.720 --> 0:02:32.440 every heart and soul in the country. 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:34.760 Adele has announced she's leaving music. 0:02:34.960 --> 0:02:37.760 Not okay with this? What I will never be the same. 0:02:38.120 --> 0:02:39.040 I've not heard that. 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:42.280 Well unusual midch style. It's not exactly true. It's half true. 0:02:42.400 --> 0:02:44.640 She is leaving, but I'll tell you how long and why. 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:46.919 After this, let's start to pick up your Monday Welcome 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:47.320 to the show. 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:50.280 It's Monday. We have to do this. It's a tradition. 0:02:51.000 --> 0:02:51.480 She can't. 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:56.120 I'm going to give Britain Laura a topic news topic 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:58.640 from today and from the weekend that the world is discussing. 0:02:58.639 --> 0:03:01.160 It's then up to you if we pick it up, 0:03:01.240 --> 0:03:03.160 carry on the discussion, or we put it down we 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:03.959 stop talking about it. 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:05.160 Hits got it? 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:08.639 Okay, pick up, put down Adele announcing she's leaving music. 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:11.680 I have ten shows left after this, but after that 0:03:11.760 --> 0:03:14.000 I will not see you for an incredibly long. 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:17.520 Time, and I will hold you dear in my heart 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:19.520 for that whole next of my break. 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:20.960 It has been amazing. 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:24.800 I just need a rest and I have spent I 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:29.960 have spent the answer for seven years building a new 0:03:30.000 --> 0:03:31.840 life for myself and I want to live it and. 0:03:31.880 --> 0:03:33.160 I want to want to live my life. 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:34.639 I've been building that, right. 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:38.280 What pick it up? 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:38.840 Pick it up? 0:03:40.000 --> 0:03:40.920 No, pick it up. 0:03:41.080 --> 0:03:44.360 She's like, done this residency for so long whilst going 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:46.400 through a divorce and a relationship breakdown. 0:03:46.600 --> 0:03:50.080 The residency in Vegas would be so exhausted. It is 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:51.840 so grueling, wouldn't it. And then what's the point of 0:03:51.880 --> 0:03:52.400 earning all. 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:54.080 This money and creating this life that you want and 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:55.880 then you can't actually enjoy it or live it? 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:56.080 Oh? 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:58.240 I say pick it up and put it down simultaneously, 0:03:58.280 --> 0:04:00.920 And it comes from like my pure want to hear 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:02.480 more Adele music, Like I don't want her to go 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:03.480 and have a hiatus. 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:05.680 And also how long is a very long time. 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:08.000 She'll release music? I think she probably just means she's 0:04:08.000 --> 0:04:09.200 not gonna do the residency anymore. 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:11.080 She's also said that she wants another kid. And she's 0:04:11.120 --> 0:04:13.840 also not even married to Rich Paul. She's just not 0:04:13.880 --> 0:04:14.800 even really engaged. 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:16.840 But maybe they'll never get married. That doesn't I mean, 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:18.560 they don't need time to necessarily do that. 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:20.880 She has said in the past that that they want to. 0:04:21.560 --> 0:04:23.799 No, you know, she's worked so hard, she's so amazing, 0:04:23.839 --> 0:04:26.400 And if anyone deserves to break it down. 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:29.760 All right, pick up, put down the sweet sweet smell 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:33.520 of Crayola crayons. 0:04:35.880 --> 0:04:37.560 Pick it up. I need context. 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:39.880 No, I know the context of this, and I'm all 0:04:39.920 --> 0:04:43.720 for it. I think crayons have a distinct smell. It 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:45.799 smells like childhood, smells like my kids. 0:04:45.800 --> 0:04:47.680 But no, I know what you're talking about here. 0:04:47.839 --> 0:04:51.640 It's about Yeah, Crayola have trademarked their iconic smell of 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:54.159 their crayons so they can use it in stores, the 0:04:54.200 --> 0:04:56.520 CEO has said, and potentially down the line in a perfume. 0:04:56.720 --> 0:04:58.200 So I've got a box of Crayol and crayons. 0:04:58.240 --> 0:05:00.560 No one is wearing a perfume of crayon. That is 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:01.440 so stupid. 0:05:01.520 --> 0:05:05.640 It is so distinct. Describe it. 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:08.800 The notes to me it smells disgusting. No, it smells. 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:10.680 There's no part of me that wants to let me 0:05:10.720 --> 0:05:12.760 just put someone you know is a summer scent. 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:14.920 Put it on your pulse points. Now, Brittany Hockey's wearing 0:05:15.279 --> 0:05:16.040 ruge red. 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:18.760 I've got the orange on my neck. No, it smells 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:21.479 like off plastic. No, it's just plato, that's what it is. 0:05:21.480 --> 0:05:23.480 It smells like plato. It doesn't even smell. Plato is 0:05:23.520 --> 0:05:27.960 like saltyer. This smells. This smells like moldy, moldy crackers. 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:30.400 So apparently in the crayle of stores in the US, 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:32.400 now that it's trademark, they're going to pump it into 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:32.839 the stores. 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:33.800 So you walk in and have that. 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:36.200 But it's not it's not a nice scent. 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:38.039 Like it's not a scent that you you smell and 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:39.880 you go, God, I want more of that. It's distinct, 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:41.080 but that doesn't mean it's nice. 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:42.800 Imagine going out on a date with a guy or 0:05:42.920 --> 0:05:44.680 girl and then like getting to the final point, you're 0:05:44.680 --> 0:05:46.760 abou to kiss them at their doorstep, and you go, what. 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:47.359 Is that you're wearing? 0:05:47.440 --> 0:05:49.520 Creole? That's like finding out someone's into World of Warcraft. 0:05:49.560 --> 0:05:52.719 It's the same thing orange kreolol. 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:54.159 I wear purple cREL. 0:05:54.640 --> 0:05:55.880 Oh my god, what a match. 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:59.479 That's made Heaven. I'm wearing Texter. All right, pick up down, 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:04.840 Grady joining the Mile High Club? Pick it up? 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:06.080 Have you ever done it? 0:06:06.160 --> 0:06:08.240 I haven't, but I would don't want to leave this 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:09.520 earth without giving it a whirl. 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:11.120 Yeah, I pick it up as well. 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:13.560 I've never done it, but I admire those who managed 0:06:13.600 --> 0:06:14.920 to have done it, and I would like to. 0:06:15.120 --> 0:06:17.360 This is trending training because a pilot sorry came out 0:06:17.400 --> 0:06:19.560 and said that he saw Lily Allen and Liam Gallagher 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:21.719 for an Oasis joined the Mile High Club back in 0:06:21.720 --> 0:06:23.760 two thousand and nine. He said they were under a duvet. 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:25.400 They didn't even go to the lavatory. They did it 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:26.560 in the business class jet. 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:27.800 This is what I was going to say. 0:06:28.279 --> 0:06:31.520 You can't join it in economy, you physically cannot fit. 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:33.440 It's hard to get my pants down in economy. But 0:06:33.520 --> 0:06:37.160 if you're in business or first they have like full on. 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:40.000 En suite bathrooms with like lounges in there, and you've 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:42.599 got you're in a bed, like what if it's quite 0:06:42.600 --> 0:06:43.440 an empty flight? 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:46.320 Like if you get just I don't know, you're opportunistic 0:06:46.360 --> 0:06:47.799 you're on a very empty flight. 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:50.240 Surely you could do it an economy. I always succeeds 0:06:50.240 --> 0:06:51.120 to yourself. 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:51.200 I've tried. 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:52.440 You're not doing it an economy. 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:54.480 You have tried, Mitch in economy. 0:06:54.520 --> 0:06:55.880 I tried an economy and get this is when I 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:59.240 was one hundred and sixty kilos Mitch joking. Also, I 0:06:59.240 --> 0:07:01.960 think the air pressure affected my I think I dysfunctioned 0:07:01.960 --> 0:07:02.400 on that floor. 0:07:03.040 --> 0:07:04.520 There was no blood flow to the parts. It was 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:06.400 really quite scary, all right. 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:10.240 Next on the show Matt Coming Up, I went away 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:11.000 for a couple of nights. 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:11.960 Actually, no, that's a lie. 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:14.440 I went away for one night, one night away from 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:18.200 my husband, and he got up to something which, look, I. 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:20.080 Really don't think you should have done whilst I was away. 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:21.600 You upset about it? Or are you for it? 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:23.720 I just kind of feel as though he went behind 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:24.080 my back. 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:26.200 To be honest, Drama and the John say about it. 0:07:26.280 --> 0:07:29.680 Next all right after Way after Way after. 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:31.000 Pay, on the way on the pick. 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:35.160 Up, my husband, Matt has done something last week which 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:37.120 I don't know how I feel about it. 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:38.880 Can I just say, Laura, how many times you've said 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:40.440 that on the pickup in the history of the show. 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:43.120 I mean to be fair, I love the man, but 0:07:43.160 --> 0:07:45.000 he does a lot of questionable things, that's for sure. 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:47.559 It's good content. So I was away last week Britain 0:07:47.560 --> 0:07:49.520 and I. We were in Melbourne for the night and 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:52.120 Matt had the kids. He had a very busy couple 0:07:52.160 --> 0:07:55.160 of days. And in the morning on Monday, at this 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:57.680 point in time, I have been away for no more 0:07:57.720 --> 0:08:00.800 than about thirteen hours and I get a text message 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:01.320 from him and. 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:04.000 It is a picture. Let me show you this. It 0:08:04.120 --> 0:08:06.160 is a picture of what do you think this is? 0:08:06.600 --> 0:08:08.080 I mean, I know what this is, so I don't 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:09.480 want to play this game, all right, Mitch, what do 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:10.200 you think this is? 0:08:10.200 --> 0:08:12.160 It looks like a victim of a hit and round, 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:14.200 like a turtle that's roadkill on the side of the road. 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:16.080 I think it kind of looks like a cross between 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:19.280 a kangaroo that slightly deformed and it's wearing a turtle backpack. 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:21.760 Like it's lost its tail. I will personally defend Matt here. 0:08:21.800 --> 0:08:24.360 I do think it looks like a turtle. Okay, well 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:26.880 you're the only one. So I get this picture sent 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:28.480 to me and I looked down. I'm like, what is this? 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:30.160 And I kind of put it aside, and then about 0:08:30.160 --> 0:08:32.920 fifteen minutes later, I was like, hold it on a second, 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:34.920 what was that in the background. And I look at 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:37.520 the picture again and in the background is the base 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:39.080 of a medical chair, like kind of looks like. 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:39.920 A dentist chair. 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:43.000 And I was like, I know what this is. I 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:46.000 know where he is. That is a tattoo chair. And 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:49.120 Matt has gone on the one night that I am away, 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:51.320 he has gone to the tattoo parlor and he has 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:54.440 gotten this horrific tattoo. I thought he got it on 0:08:54.520 --> 0:08:56.160 his ass for a second, because when he sent me 0:08:56.200 --> 0:08:58.120 a photo, he was in the chair still getting it done, 0:08:58.480 --> 0:09:00.480 and he was kind of like laying down on his 0:09:00.559 --> 0:09:03.840 stomach smiling back at the camera, and the tattoo artist 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:06.640 was down near his butt. But it turns out, look 0:09:06.679 --> 0:09:09.079 at it. It turns out he got it on his ankle. 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:13.240 And it's so big, it's about twenty centimeters by fifteen 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:15.560 centimeters and it takes up the whole back of his 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:17.920 ankle and a bit of his calf, this stupid running turtle. 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:19.839 So what you're saying, you think he did it because 0:09:19.840 --> 0:09:20.720 you're away from home. 0:09:20.760 --> 0:09:21.680 He waited for you to leave. 0:09:21.920 --> 0:09:24.440 So the story is he lost a bet, right, so 0:09:24.480 --> 0:09:27.000 he bet his brother in law that he was going 0:09:27.040 --> 0:09:29.160 to win a run or a marathon or something. Anyway, 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:31.360 he lost it and the bet was whoever was the 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:33.360 loser had to get this tattoo. But I think he 0:09:33.400 --> 0:09:34.840 got it done while I was away because he knew 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:36.280 I was going to try and talk some sense into 0:09:36.320 --> 0:09:38.160 him and tell him that this was a really stupid idea. 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:40.720 Do you dislike it? And if he approached you and 0:09:40.800 --> 0:09:42.320 asked you about it, what would you have said? 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:47.640 I don't hate it, It's fine. He has lots of tattoo, 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:49.439 so it's kind of hidden amongst some of the other 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:51.680 ones he has. But I would have advised him that 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:54.240 maybe this wasn't the best looking turtle that he could 0:09:54.240 --> 0:09:56.200 have gone for. And even when I said to him, 0:09:56.200 --> 0:09:57.360 I was like, oh, I don't know if this is 0:09:57.400 --> 0:09:59.600 a great idea, he was like a bit late, babe, 0:09:59.600 --> 0:10:01.440 what would you I don't. 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:07.160 Know, actual turtle, realistic tattoo? Yeah, with a pencil you 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:09.000 wanted to jump in there with real life eyes. 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:09.440 I don't know. 0:10:09.520 --> 0:10:10.400 But here's my question. 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:12.840 Do you think if your partner gets a tattoo that 0:10:12.920 --> 0:10:16.000 they should discuss what that tattoo is with you first. 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:18.720 Oh, well, both our partners. Your boyfriend Ben fiance, Ben 0:10:18.840 --> 0:10:20.640 is full of tats. My boyfriend Stephen has a few 0:10:20.640 --> 0:10:21.840 and plans to get many more. 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:23.080 This is interesting. 0:10:23.320 --> 0:10:25.960 I think we should have a say in the tattoos, 0:10:26.000 --> 0:10:28.120 or at least our opinion should be taken in and 0:10:28.440 --> 0:10:28.840 listen to. 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:31.960 I agree, at the end of the day, it's their body. 0:10:32.000 --> 0:10:34.520 They can do what they want. Of course we don't 0:10:34.520 --> 0:10:36.120 need but it's true we don't need to preach out 0:10:36.200 --> 0:10:38.040 to anyone. But I do think it needs to be 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:40.720 taken into consideration your partner that needs to look at 0:10:40.760 --> 0:10:42.600 you day in and day out for the rest of 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:45.160 your existence, that they also like it. 0:10:45.040 --> 0:10:45.960 And are on board with it. 0:10:46.040 --> 0:10:48.120 Ben wants a new tattoo at the moment, I say 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:49.680 at the Moment's gone on for about eight months because 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:51.920 he keeps sending me pictures. 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:54.640 And I keep semi politely veto in the. 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:57.360 Tattoos a very detailed He's got Who's the Actor on 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:57.679 his car? 0:10:57.840 --> 0:11:00.559 He has no he has a giant portrait of Russell 0:11:00.640 --> 0:11:04.760 Crowe on his thighs. So you picture this when we're 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:07.040 getting sexy time, I'm looking at Russell Crowe's. 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:09.920 Face just Russell babies. I wit Russell on? 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:13.679 Would he Russell Crowe is his favorite person in the world. 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:15.760 So it's not okay, hang one's gonna kill me. 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:17.680 It's not just hang on, It's. 0:11:17.559 --> 0:11:20.160 Not just a portrait of Russell Crowe. Let me explain 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:21.600 this because everyone thinks Ben is weird. 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:22.280 It is. 0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:25.280 Gladiator is Ben's favorite movie. So he got a whole 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:29.400 Gladiator scene. And Ben is six foot six, so his 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:32.599 legs are really big. His whole scene of Gladiator with 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:36.120 Russell Crowe, the detail right on his thigh, so that 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:39.880 I look at Russell in my momenta, in my most 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:40.480 intimate moment. 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:42.800 I'm not against Matt getting tattoos. I just wish he'd 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:45.480 consider me. And when I say that, I just I 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:48.920 just want to give my artistic you know, my artistic 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:51.000 input into the whole situation. 0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:53.000 You just upset that you're not on the body anywhere 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:53.880 that nowhere. 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:57.839 He now has my daughter's birthday to both both have two. 0:11:58.200 --> 0:11:59.439 He has both kids. 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:01.840 Birthday's tattoo on his body and I'm not there, but 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:03.319 he's got like a mutant turtle. 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:05.600 All right, Well, listen, I have a feeling the phones 0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:07.040 are doing quite well. Why don't we got a break 0:12:07.040 --> 0:12:08.720 when we come back. Have you done this? Has your 0:12:08.720 --> 0:12:10.840 partner done something behind your back? We'll take your caurse 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:11.560 next on the pickup. 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:14.679 All right, we've just been talking about the things that 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:17.600 your partners might do while you are away. And I 0:12:17.640 --> 0:12:19.880 say this because I want to wait in Melbourne for 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:22.679 one night only. And I came home to my lovely husband, 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:26.319 Maddy Jay, who had gotten the world's stupidest tattoo on 0:12:26.360 --> 0:12:27.200 the back of his leg. 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:31.600 And he's worse. Why, well, there's way worse tattoos than us. 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:33.560 He could have cheated on me. Yeah, he could cheat. 0:12:33.800 --> 0:12:35.679 You're at one hundred real quick. He could have gone 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:37.160 missing and I could not know where he is. 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:39.000 Well, if he's going to do things behind my back, 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:40.840 I think cheating is worse than getting a tattoo. 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:42.520 It's a horrific tato, that's the problem. 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:43.520 It's not bad. 0:12:43.559 --> 0:12:44.720 It's a turtle on his back. 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:44.960 Man. 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:47.320 So Laura just called it horrific. Then when we do it, 0:12:47.320 --> 0:12:48.880 she's like, no, you're not allowed to call horrific, but 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:49.200 it is. 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:50.000 Do you know why? 0:12:50.000 --> 0:12:52.480 Because he listens to this show and as as things 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:54.240 come out of my mouth, that are quite mean. I 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:55.679 then worry that he's going to listen to it and 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:58.280 feel sad. I love you still, even if your tattoo's awful. 0:12:59.280 --> 0:13:00.520 Is called does this having you cards? 0:13:02.040 --> 0:13:02.360 Well? 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:05.800 Actually, to my parents, my mom did something to my 0:13:05.920 --> 0:13:12.280 dad behind his back. He bought baby cows while she 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:15.520 was on a girl weeken away with her sisters, which 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:18.520 is a little bit Well, they're on two and a 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:23.280 half acres, so not really. My dad just he he's 0:13:23.400 --> 0:13:26.160 immigrants from Lebanon, so he just still thinks he's living 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:33.400 that village lifestyle. He's had chickens like everything. My mom's 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:35.280 not about it. So he bought these baby cows and 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:38.200 he was so excited, and then he went away for 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:40.760 two months and she sold with them behind his back 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:41.719 and they were like. 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:45.559 He fired and joy, how many cows do you think? 0:13:45.640 --> 0:13:48.360 He had three? And she was like, I'm not dealing 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:51.280 with cows. Well he's away, No, he's got enough to 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:51.880 deal with. 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:53.520 I get it. 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:55.920 If my husband bought cows and then pissed off for 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:57.720 two months and I had to take care of the cows, 0:13:57.720 --> 0:14:00.640 I'd sell them to really, yeah. 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:01.520 Well we're all for it. 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:02.960 You can't do that. 0:14:03.320 --> 0:14:03.960 So if Matt. 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:06.960 If Mat got an animal while you're away, it'll piss 0:14:07.000 --> 0:14:07.360 you off. 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:11.480 No, no, because I get animals without Matt saying yester 0:14:11.520 --> 0:14:11.920 all the time. 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:13.360 He didn't want a cat, and I bought a cat. 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:15.240 So yeah, listen, that's what we wanted to bring up. 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:17.280 Were getting que a few messages to the pick up Instagram. 0:14:17.360 --> 0:14:21.400 Yeah, Laura, just listening to you on the pickup now, 0:14:21.640 --> 0:14:26.200 hypocrite much? While you while Matt was away in America, 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:27.440 you purchased a cat. 0:14:27.480 --> 0:14:28.240 I've got a cat, and. 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:31.240 I quote, I don't care what he thinks, is what 0:14:31.280 --> 0:14:31.560 you said. 0:14:31.680 --> 0:14:35.400 He didn't say I don't care. That's what a quote means. 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:37.480 A lot of talking. Man, No you did. 0:14:38.120 --> 0:14:38.640 It's a cat. 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:40.920 It's a beautiful because she's beautiful, and I take care 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:42.280 of her and he doesn't do anything. 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:44.640 No, Actually, that's it. That's not accurate because you also 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:46.760 go away a lot. And guess who looks after the cat. 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:49.440 My mother in law, No Matt, she does, Matt's mother 0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:50.320 and my child. 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:54.320 You are you come on this show, you blow your 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:58.200 friend elf. Damn Matt tato his own body. But when 0:14:58.240 --> 0:15:00.000 he's away, you fill the house. 0:14:59.760 --> 0:15:02.200 With you can laser off at tattoo. You can't laser 0:15:02.240 --> 0:15:04.960 off a cat once again. At least I didn't cheat 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:05.280