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Speaker 1: This is jam nation. Da well, I know I tantalized

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Speaker 1: you with this headline. Runner is furious after his dreams

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Speaker 1: were crushed by his own penis.

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Speaker 2: And it's curious. It is curious.

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Speaker 1: This didn't happen at the Commonwealth Games. It happened at

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Speaker 1: the Under twenties World Championships, and Italy's Alberto No Nino

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Speaker 1: suffered while a nightmare wardrobe malfunction. He's a decathlon and

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Speaker 1: he was competing the four hundred meter event at the

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Speaker 1: end of the first day when disaster struck. He started

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Speaker 1: well out of the blocks, but he was soon seen

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Speaker 1: repeatedly reaching towards his crotch instead of swinging his arms

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Speaker 1: as he ran down the home straight. What had happened

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Speaker 1: is his privates had fallen out of his pants. Here's

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Speaker 1: how a journalist described it. Perhaps I've explained this is

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Speaker 1: quote from the journalist. Perhaps I've explained myself poorly. His

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Speaker 1: poliness escaped out the side of his shorts and he

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Speaker 1: had to hold it because it wasn't allowing him to

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Speaker 1: run properly, which is normal when your dongle is singing

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Speaker 1: from side to side. The reporters said.

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Speaker 2: It's quite the Dongle though that.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's all the winged keel business. It all makes

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Speaker 1: a difference. I mean, they're cyclists who shave their legs

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Speaker 1: so that you shave a second off or you know, I.

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Speaker 2: Thought they shave their legs for if they had an accident.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'm sure that's true.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's a wind resistance thing.

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Speaker 1: But there are swimmers who shave down. So every little

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Speaker 1: thing matters. And here it is, and your modesty, not

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Speaker 1: only would it be uncomfortable, sure, but your modesty I

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Speaker 1: don't knows. That sound like he's wearing undies. Who runs

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Speaker 1: without undies?

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Speaker 2: Well maybe it's part of the its weight, it's extra

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Speaker 2: weight on board.

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Speaker 1: But you think for comfort for running, you want it

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Speaker 1: all comfortable and strapped in.

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Speaker 2: That's what they say about the Sydney to Hobart. Doesn't

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Speaker 2: make the boat.

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Speaker 1: Go faster if you fall out of your pants.

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Speaker 2: No, if you're wearing undies, Oh they do they do

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Speaker 2: in Sydney, know Hobart. That's what they say.

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Speaker 3: They say, Oh, we'd like to take bananas on board,

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Speaker 3: and they go, well that's all the good, but does

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Speaker 3: it make the boat go faster?

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Speaker 1: And they say, well no, well, I seriously heard them

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Speaker 1: discussing whether or not to wear underpants.

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Speaker 2: On the boat.

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Speaker 3: No, I have no, no, I'm sure that these guys

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Speaker 3: are pretty obsessed. So anything, any milligram that you can

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Speaker 3: take out of the overall weight, then yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 1: Awful though when he got up that morning to compete,

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Speaker 1: he didn't expect the world to be seeing his nether regents.

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Speaker 1: You have, you've, you've deliberately showed people you never reagent.

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Speaker 1: I did too, And then there was the full Monty.

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Speaker 1: Remember