WEBVTT - Ep 83: Census rebels 0:00:01.120 --> 0:00:05.800 Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two 0:00:05.880 --> 0:00:11.600 young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast. 0:00:12.960 --> 0:00:19.200 It's purpose to attract mates, and by mates we mean listeners. 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:24.640 They're both married, so please don't slide into their dms. 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:27.280 Their names are. 0:00:27.200 --> 0:00:31.320 Ben and Leo. 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:31.160 Goody, their podcaster. 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:37.640 Hello, Hello to you, thank you for listening. Yes, the 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:39.360 secret stane finally went. 0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:42.000 Off yep, and it will be revealed in the pod. 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:44.599 You'll hear it. You'll hear it in there no need 0:00:44.760 --> 0:00:47.800 for us to you know, stop down on that right now. 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:51.600 Is there any any little juicy hooks of things to 0:00:51.680 --> 0:00:53.520 come in the in the back end of this pod. 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:57.600 I am going to attempt to do the eyes closed. 0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:59.240 Oh yeah, naturally, I mean I think I think every 0:00:59.280 --> 0:01:02.680 episode now in with you trying to throw ten pieces 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:04.600 of paper in the bin from across the room behind 0:01:04.640 --> 0:01:06.360 the radio desk with your eyes closed. 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:09.560 Yep. So that'll be the main bit of business. There'll 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:11.039 be some Podsquad stuff to read out. 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:12.080 Wonderful. 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:13.920 Obviously we'll going in Burl. 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:16.880 I'm sure we'll gong in you pro Bill Jackson, see 0:01:16.880 --> 0:01:17.800 what she's got to say? 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:19.720 All right, let's do it. Enjoy. 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:23.440 I'm not a dad yet, you are, Ben, I'm getting 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:25.880 you know. I'm a bit older though. I mean I've 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:29.200 only just hit thirty. But there's certain things I've noticed 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:31.000 about my body. I don't know if you've noticed the same. 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:33.679 I think my toenails are thicker. 0:01:34.080 --> 0:01:34.880 Yeah, they get thicker. 0:01:35.120 --> 0:01:35.600 Is that a thing? 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:35.959 Yeah? 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:38.759 You know people say, oh, your your nose and your ears, 0:01:38.840 --> 0:01:41.119 they never stopped growing. Yeah, I was. I was ten 0:01:41.120 --> 0:01:44.559 minutes late for this morning. I needed an angle grinder 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:47.039 for my big toils. Couldn't get it, just really like 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:51.920 the the I didn't have enough leverage on the nail clipper. 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:56.840 It's almost like I needed like a proper gardener used 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:59.080 to trim a hedge something with a bit. 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:05.680 More, they definitely get more like Shelley. Yeah, yeah, what's 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:06.160 with that? 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:08.560 What's with you know? It's like how people can tell 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:10.040 like out in the wild, they're like, oh, you know 0:02:10.120 --> 0:02:12.600 it's you know this particular it's got three rings on 0:02:12.639 --> 0:02:14.800 its shell, so you can tell you that it's been around. 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:17.040 But I think I think that's how they could tell 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:20.160 I'm thirty. Just my how how thick my tournails have become. 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:23.840 Jason in Paralleli giving us a buzz nice and early 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:26.119 this morning. First cab off the rank. How you doing. 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:29.520 I'm not too bad, fellas. I just yeah, so you 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:31.760 were giving out the platinum passes yesterday. I just want 0:02:31.800 --> 0:02:33.880 to know how that we went. Do you feel like 0:02:33.880 --> 0:02:36.680 there was somebody missing from the from the atmosphere? 0:02:36.680 --> 0:02:40.880 Maybe I see Jason, Jason, you you're feeling a little 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:43.519 left out that you weren't in the Platinum lounge yesterday 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:44.560 having free subway. 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:48.400 I here, Oh, I'll wake up at five o'clock to 0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:50.240 hear you boys and be the first one off the 0:02:50.240 --> 0:02:50.800 cooler line. 0:02:52.080 --> 0:02:58.440 I am. But Jace, you are you're currently silver? You 0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:01.600 have you have caught up in early Yeah, why don't 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:04.280 we You can be the first player in the quiz 0:03:04.320 --> 0:03:07.400 this morning. If you can have a floorless run through 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:09.320 the quiz, then we can talk about your status. 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:10.880 Okay, I'll take that. 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:22.320 Ten s ten Well, good morning to Jason, bright eyed 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:25.960 and bushy tail. May I add in early doors this 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:28.360 morning for the sixteen quiz. We've got five questions here, 0:03:28.400 --> 0:03:32.400 my friend. It was census night last night. Rather census, 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:34.320 ask us a question and we'll answer it. 0:03:35.680 --> 0:03:41.000 Ask you a question, well okay, then all right, uh, 0:03:41.640 --> 0:03:46.400 all right Ben's favorite song? What's what's Ben's. 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:48.560 Favorite at the same time? 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:48.920 Yeah? 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:51.560 Okay, three two Chumberwamba? 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:58.600 Oh nice? Okay, Jason, well done? Okay, hey, look, a 0:03:58.720 --> 0:04:02.120 video of Queensland Man's a Guinness bar mat has gone viral. 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:05.560 What's the game called where you drink a guinness until 0:04:05.560 --> 0:04:07.360 the head of it is in line with the middle 0:04:07.400 --> 0:04:08.600 of the g on the glass? 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:10.360 Oh? 0:04:12.160 --> 0:04:17.320 No, more guinness, Jase, Mate, I tell you what. I 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:21.840 don't think you're quite platinum. 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:28.839 But you're definitely gold on mate, you keep calling up, 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:31.640 you'll be platinum in a loyalty program and no time 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:34.400 Marie and Salisbury downs. Do you know what it's called 0:04:34.400 --> 0:04:36.479 when you drink the guinness to the middle of the 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:37.320 g on the glass? 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:38.400 No? 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:39.400 I don't. 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:41.960 Have you. 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:46.640 Have you ever had a pint of guinness before? Get 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:48.400 one around? You're laughing gear for you know what's good 0:04:48.400 --> 0:04:48.599 for you? 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:50.400 Sorry? Thanks? 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:57.960 John, surely you know, mate, we can't be crazy. 0:04:58.279 --> 0:04:58.640 I don't know. 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:02.400 You don't know, all right, okay, okay, I don't know. 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:05.920 That's not not not people well versed in in pub culture. 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:07.320 John, this is your first time playing the six ten 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:11.320 quiz yes, correct and bombed out in the first question. 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:12.680 I mean, can we help you out a little bit? 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:15.440 Have you ever heard of it's when you split the 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:19.000 split the you're. 0:05:18.839 --> 0:05:20.520 Trying to you're trying to meet the middle of the 0:05:20.520 --> 0:05:23.599 G on the glass. Slip. 0:05:29.880 --> 0:05:31.800 Play again tomorrow? Okay, try again tomorrow. 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:35.080 Clint in Smithfield planes put us out of my misery. 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:39.560 Hey you well I could split the Adam. 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:42.200 Come on, what else do you split? 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:43.720 Dude? 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:46.920 Has anyone ever been to a pub? Can we move 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:48.760 on to Christy and Angelevau? What are you? What are 0:05:48.760 --> 0:05:51.240 you splitting? When you're trying to get the guinness in 0:05:51.320 --> 0:05:54.040 line with the G in the middle of the glass. 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:55.160 What would you be splitting? 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:57.560 What do you what's this splitting the g? 0:05:57.960 --> 0:05:58.720 That's the one. 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:05.160 It's funny thing. He's splitting the G thirteen or one 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:06.920 oh sixty five? If you could have played this morning 0:06:06.920 --> 0:06:08.400 already burnt through a lot of calls. 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:11.719 Yeah, Harry Potter fans have convinced a huge power company 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:15.120 to hold a two hundred million dollar project to protect 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:18.920 Dobby's grave. It's in Wales on the beach. There After 0:06:18.960 --> 0:06:22.600 he got shanked and got wet up by Belichicks LaStrange, 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:26.840 very sad scene. What would Master have to present Dobby 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:27.919 to be free? 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:31.839 Oh no, Harry Potter is not my thing. 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:40.720 Sort, and it's making me realize. I'm like, I wouldn't hang 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:42.560 out with anyone who's called up this morning because this 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:46.920 Guinness and Harry Potter, it's like my whole thing, Trish. 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:50.279 Do you know do you know what Dobby? Harry Potter 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:55.359 gives Dobby something and then he becomes free and. 0:06:56.880 --> 0:07:00.120 Gallions of week gallons. 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:05.640 Of a week. Not that maybe you need to change loom. 0:07:04.760 --> 0:07:08.400 Charlie in Christie's Beach? Do you know what what Dobby 0:07:08.640 --> 0:07:11.760 is given so he could become a free l A sock? 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:12.640 Yes? 0:07:13.160 --> 0:07:16.640 Well, a video has surface sort of Trump hiding in 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:19.560 a catering truck to switch planes last month. Can you 0:07:19.640 --> 0:07:24.080 give us one food most likely that you would have 0:07:24.240 --> 0:07:29.520 at a party? Sausage rolls yep, yeah, a bit of 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:30.080 a finger food. 0:07:30.160 --> 0:07:30.320 Yeah. 0:07:30.480 --> 0:07:32.520 Hey, your golfer in the US has filmed himself being 0:07:32.560 --> 0:07:35.480 struck by lightning on the golf course. Wild he is, okay? 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:42.720 Can you finish these lyrics. 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:44.920 In your room of the bottom grease lanning or grease learning? 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:52.840 Well, yeah, you have won ten whole rose chickens or 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:55.360 the one hundred dollars equivalent from red Rooster. 0:07:56.120 --> 0:07:56.640 How good? 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:58.240 What do you reckon? You're gonna go the ten hole 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:01.400 roast chicks or you're gonna go just like you know, 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:06.880 maybe some sides. I can all just chickens, Charlie. 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:10.760 I love the nineties. I spent the day yesterday dressed 0:08:10.840 --> 0:08:13.040 up as Leam Gallagher because I do like I do 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:17.720 videos in that right, and I don't smoke, but I 0:08:17.760 --> 0:08:19.760 went my sister does, and I went to her house 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:22.600 so if I could borrow one cigarette. 0:08:22.640 --> 0:08:23.720 You already borrow a cigarette. 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:26.040 Yeah, that's it. Yeah, yeah, you bummed a cigare I 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:29.679 bummed a CIGGI so I could smoke in the video. 0:08:30.320 --> 0:08:30.720 Terrible. 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:33.160 I don't know. I don't care how people, I don't know. 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.120 I just kept kept brushing my teeth, and. 0:08:35.120 --> 0:08:37.640 That's how it starts. Right Then Then before you know, 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:39.360 on the weekend, you're back there bumming another one. 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:39.760 Yeah. 0:08:40.120 --> 0:08:42.599 And then next week I get. 0:08:41.080 --> 0:08:45.280 A just fanging for a coffin. Now, either Darry or two. 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:47.400 Next week you're gonna start coming into work and you're 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:50.880 gonna have the little the little square under your rolled. 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:52.880 Up like James Dean. Yeah, I'm going to take my 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:54.920 best girl out for some flapjacks or that thing. 0:08:55.000 --> 0:08:56.280 Yeah snake in the Simpsons. 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:58.840 Yeah, well that would do a lot for my look, 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:00.439 I think, you know what I mean, if I were 0:09:00.480 --> 0:09:03.680 to wear tighter white shirts and a little cigaret packet 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:07.320 in there making a lot of news for some reason, 0:09:07.480 --> 0:09:11.520 this guy's stolen a Guinness bar mat the Queensland pub. 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:14.199 They've put up the security footage and all the news 0:09:14.840 --> 0:09:16.240 sites have picked it up and they said it's an 0:09:16.240 --> 0:09:21.160 Australian and you know, like, personally I wouldn't do it. 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:23.960 I would love to have one in my house, but 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:25.600 I also feel like, you know what I mean, like 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:31.319 it's a giant company handing out it's promotional mat, promotional 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:32.280 mats to pubs. 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:34.520 I would actually go as far to say as it's 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:38.439 very Australian. Yeah, to steal the bar matt. 0:09:39.200 --> 0:09:40.880 I it's kind of funny. 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:43.400 Grew up with a group of mates where I've never 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:45.360 done it, but I've got a lot of mates who 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:47.040 would definitely take the bar matt for sure. 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:52.920 Yeah thirteen one oh six five? What did you just steal? 0:09:54.120 --> 0:09:54.440 Now? 0:09:55.640 --> 0:09:57.560 We will be the judge on whether you should be 0:09:57.679 --> 0:09:59.760 shamed or not. I feel like, you know, we don't 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:02.960 want people you stole a car or TV, just light fingers, 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:05.640 just things where you're like ooh, little little guinness bar Matt. 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:09.040 I've got a couple for you. I can run past 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:11.920 you if you want so. First one's me when I 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:14.520 was younger, Me and my mate Puk about eleven or twelve, 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:16.040 riding our bikes, took some mail. 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:19.360 Oh that's a felony. Yep, that's a felony. 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:20.480 Right, So that's no good. 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:24.440 What were you what were you hoping? Were hoping someone 0:10:24.440 --> 0:10:27.240 would be like money in the car or something, probably. 0:10:26.840 --> 0:10:29.000 Hoping for money. And then we opened it, Oh, it's 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:31.560 the census. And then we opened it and it was 0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:33.600 just a bunch of words on paper. And then we actually, 0:10:33.640 --> 0:10:36.320 I remember, we felt bad. Yeah, we put it back 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:38.320 in and then put it back in their mailbox. So 0:10:38.320 --> 0:10:39.680 that person would have known their male. 0:10:40.160 --> 0:10:41.760 With Yeah, they would have known. They're like, hang on, 0:10:41.800 --> 0:10:44.240 someone's sampled with my letter from local MP Nick Champion. 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:46.400 Why have they done this? 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:52.079 My brother and his mates came home after a big 0:10:52.160 --> 0:10:55.640 night out with a trampoline, once a whole trampoline trampoline 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:56.679 that that didn't get returned. 0:10:56.880 --> 0:10:58.880 A friend of mine stole some bowling shoes that went 0:10:58.880 --> 0:11:01.880 bowling and then just took But to be fair, you 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:05.880 have to leave your own shoes too, you know what 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:09.120 I mean. Trade off, it's a trade off. And then 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:11.120 I don't know, I don't know if you would leave 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:13.920 the house in bowling shoes because they're kind of like clown. 0:11:14.120 --> 0:11:16.080 Yeah, but they also they look kind of like it's 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:19.400 it's definitely I could see the certain person pulling that off, 0:11:19.520 --> 0:11:20.640 like if you had that aesthetic. 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:24.439 Yeah, the bowling bowling shoe. Look, yeah, if you wear 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:26.040 it with like a straight leg pant, you know, it 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:27.200 could it could be a vibe. 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:32.160 Maybe it's male bowling shoes, trampoline. The spectrum is wide. 0:11:32.240 --> 0:11:35.680 Yeah, what did you steal? Jason? Good morning again in 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:37.600 Para Louie. This is your brother. What did he steal? 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:38.480 Yeah? 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:41.000 Yeah, it wasn't me, of course. So my brothers they 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:43.400 were about probably maybe twelve or thirteen, still pretty young. 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:44.920 They went down a wile of beach and he's got 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:47.800 one beach there and they've seen a nice kayak all 0:11:47.840 --> 0:11:49.600 harbor it up there, tied up, and they bring it 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:51.280 back and stole it. And then I said, oh, we 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:53.360 can't take it back there. They're going to recognize this. 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:56.000 So they spent all week peeling off the sticks and 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:57.959 giving it a nice new paint job, like you know, 0:11:58.080 --> 0:12:00.360 spend a bit of time on it whatever else. But 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:02.520 it was a pretty unique shape. Then they took it 0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:04.560 back back down to the Jeddy a week later and 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:06.480 old mate was still there and he's seen it. It got 0:12:06.480 --> 0:12:09.280 a little bit angry he stole his kayak back, but 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:11.360 he was over the moon at the end of the day. 0:12:11.360 --> 0:12:11.520 It was. 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:20.240 That's pretty funny. I always feel like the entire interaction, Yeah, 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:24.560 it's quite Australia, but you know, the actual I'm like, oh, kayak, 0:12:24.880 --> 0:12:27.240 that's you know, that's kind of expensive. That someone's actual being. 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:28.160 That sucks, I think. 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:30.439 But then, like you said, the whole story story to 0:12:30.520 --> 0:12:33.160 giving him getting a nice ending, Yeah, I think it's 0:12:33.200 --> 0:12:36.280 pretty Australian. Yeah, yeah, good on your Jason. Good story. 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:39.480 Marie in Torrence Park joins us, Now, this was your friend, 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:41.080 not you. What do they steal? 0:12:41.880 --> 0:12:43.000 Okay, so the work do. 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:45.040 And we went to the Adelaide jail for a Christmas 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:47.560 party and we've all, you know, we've all had a 0:12:47.600 --> 0:12:49.640 few and run the bus on the way back home, 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:53.240 and our friend stands up and she stole a pair 0:12:53.520 --> 0:12:57.920 of handcuffs as well as other items from the Adelaid jail. 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:02.200 You're right, I mean that's a fair game, pretty fair game. 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:02.920 It's pretty strange. 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:06.840 I like, are they like, you know, bloody, these are 0:13:06.840 --> 0:13:09.880 the cuffs that need Killy was walked to the gallows 0:13:10.040 --> 0:13:12.360 in the Melbourne you know, you know is that when 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:14.880 they sort of was it like a historical thing like 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:16.720 a year sim value? 0:13:16.920 --> 0:13:19.640 Yeah, no, no, I don't think so. 0:13:19.760 --> 0:13:23.800 I believe they may have been a plastic ornament displayed, 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:26.480 but nothing, nothing serious. 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:28.840 What else did they take because you said handcuffs and 0:13:28.880 --> 0:13:30.960 some other things. 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:35.320 Obviously stuff from the table like salt and pepper shaker. 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:39.120 A gloss, right, you know, she just pulled out all 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:39.520 this stuff. 0:13:39.520 --> 0:13:41.160 She had the smallest bag and we're like, where are 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:41.800 you thawing this? 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:44.400 But yeah, I think she was a kleptomoniac. 0:13:44.559 --> 0:13:47.319 Yeah, just like yeah, and I think Producer Bells a 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:49.320 little bit like that. She's got light fingers when it 0:13:49.360 --> 0:13:50.840 comes to cutlery and bits and bobs. 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:52.600 Yeah, I mean I've seen some work headphones of her 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:53.160 house before. 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:57.000 Yeah, there's also an edge sheer and record with nova 0:13:57.320 --> 0:13:59.839 scratched in the bottom of it. But we'll just keep 0:13:59.880 --> 0:14:04.360 that Dutch. Let's go the boys looking for it. 0:14:05.000 --> 0:14:07.880 Let's hurt a lunch, lady, Margie. Always a pleasure. How 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:10.160 you doing, Maggie, give run and fellows? 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:12.120 How are you on this beautiful. 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:12.840 Morning for snowmen? 0:14:15.480 --> 0:14:17.679 Chatting to you? Maggie is so this is your friend? 0:14:17.720 --> 0:14:18.480 What did they steal? 0:14:19.040 --> 0:14:22.680 Well, she actually was walking, going for a walk around Gauler, 0:14:22.760 --> 0:14:26.520 and she stumbled across this big cross. So she's dragged 0:14:26.520 --> 0:14:29.040 her all the way home, stuck it out in front 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:31.440 of her house and said to her partner, I'm going 0:14:31.520 --> 0:14:34.480 to paint this, give it a paint job. Anyway, She's 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:36.480 gone off to work. Come on the next day and 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:39.880 her husband says, you're in trouble, Belinda. The cobs have 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:42.120 been here, picked up the cross, left her a note 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:46.280 saying thanks for looking after it. Someone pinched it from 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:48.520 the church or the sawbows or something up there. 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:49.040 Yeah. 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:53.600 Oh, I mean it's not Australia and it feels sacrilegious. Yeah, 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:56.000 the symbol of you know what I mean. I mean, 0:14:56.040 --> 0:14:58.640 like if you if whether you're into that stuff, or not. 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:01.920 You're really tempting fate there, you know, that's the devil 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:03.240 on your shoulder talking right there. 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:05.480 I'm just laughing at how big it was in her 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:07.000 dragon all the way home. 0:15:07.320 --> 0:15:10.640 That's quite the effort. I mean, Jesus himself, you know, 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:13.920 dragged the cross. That was part of the whole thing. 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:17.720 The fact that she wanted it enough that she dragged 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:21.120 it house is heavy cross. 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:22.840 Yeah, so that's a burden. 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:24.000 That's a heavy cross to bear. 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:28.160 Yes, it was heavy cross to bear, Margie. 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:30.760 Before you go, I'm wondering we spoke to you, was 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:33.440 it yesterday or late last week about the double dog? 0:15:33.520 --> 0:15:34.800 Did you end up doing the double dog? 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:38.040 No, the boss hasn't done the double dog. 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:42.200 Yeah, for people just tuning in, we did you put 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:45.480 in a request. Margie does the lunch fan around Wingfield 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:47.800 there for the workers, and we put in a request 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:51.440 for them that perhaps they could be not one log 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:55.040 of hot dog, mean, but two in the bun And 0:15:55.080 --> 0:15:56.520 she sort of had a quiet word with her boss. 0:15:56.520 --> 0:15:58.600 But we'll keep We'll get an update on that in 0:15:58.640 --> 0:15:59.400 the next week or so. 0:15:59.400 --> 0:16:04.480 Much, you know, Margie, Thank you very much. Freddie my 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:07.560 son three years old, pretty excited yesterday I got home 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:10.720 after you had the idea that we showed him go 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:14.000 to the opening round of the A League. Yes, Adelaide 0:16:14.080 --> 0:16:17.880 United for Brisbane rules you told him. I told him. 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:18.600 He was excited. 0:16:18.640 --> 0:16:20.280 Did you tell him that I'd get him a little 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:22.880 tiny kit for his birthday? I did, Yep. 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:25.800 He said why. I said, he's going to get your 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:27.960 shirt and everything. And he said why and I said, well, 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:31.320 because the shirt he wants to get you is of 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:34.280 Adelaide United team, he said. And then he said, well 0:16:34.320 --> 0:16:36.440 color is it? And I said red? He said, can 0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:37.080 he do it green? 0:16:38.440 --> 0:16:39.880 I might have to dig out one of the old 0:16:39.920 --> 0:16:43.440 goalkeeper kits, might be able to find one on email. 0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:46.280 I broke his little heart and I said, no, the 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:48.680 team isn't green. The team's red. And he kind of 0:16:48.720 --> 0:16:50.920 like you could see his processing it. Hmm. 0:16:51.600 --> 0:16:52.960 I don't know if I'm interested anything. 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:55.520 I'll work on that over the next few weeks. Yeah, 0:16:55.680 --> 0:16:56.440 he is excited. 0:16:56.600 --> 0:16:59.360 Well, I'm glad he didn't go last night. Unfortunately a 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:03.960 two nil loss loss to one of the Vietnamese sides, 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:05.639 so it would have been good. We would have been 0:17:05.640 --> 0:17:09.920 in the Yeah, in the highest league for the Asian 0:17:10.000 --> 0:17:12.080 sort of Champions League there and then it would have 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:13.680 got like one point one million dollars for the club 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:14.520 as well, would have been nice. 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:18.000 Oh wow yeah. But the final, no. 0:17:18.200 --> 0:17:19.960 It's more just like the playoffs. It's like the top 0:17:20.000 --> 0:17:23.200 teams from around Asia from last season they play off 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:25.000 and this is like the qualifiers and then once you 0:17:25.040 --> 0:17:26.520 get in you can you can work your out. We 0:17:26.560 --> 0:17:28.639 made it to a final once back in two thousand 0:17:28.680 --> 0:17:31.200 and eight Gambrosaka, yeah, I was there. 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:32.800 Who usually wins that? Who would win that? 0:17:33.320 --> 0:17:33.800 These days? 0:17:33.840 --> 0:17:34.960 Best team in Asia. 0:17:34.680 --> 0:17:37.520 These days the Saudi teams because it's like, you know, 0:17:37.880 --> 0:17:40.680 you've literally got teams that like Ronaldo plays for now it's. 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:41.800 The Sadi teams in Asia. 0:17:42.400 --> 0:17:45.639 Yeah yeah, yeah, but it's like we we sort of 0:17:45.680 --> 0:17:48.040 have that. They're they're a part of the same really. Yeah, 0:17:48.040 --> 0:17:53.639 it's weird. It's weird. Yeah, saw this Seek article this morning. 0:17:53.680 --> 0:17:55.680 It's just like, what are a job a. 0:17:56.880 --> 0:18:02.080 Radio host in other stations? I don't know. It wasn't 0:18:02.119 --> 0:18:04.920 on secret. It was like, yeah, it just popped up. 0:18:05.400 --> 0:18:06.160 It does seem. 0:18:08.560 --> 0:18:09.080 Popped up. 0:18:10.359 --> 0:18:13.840 But it's like what all these famous Australians did as 0:18:13.920 --> 0:18:17.040 their first job. Because Chris Hemsworth, you know, we know 0:18:17.200 --> 0:18:20.040 him as Thor, But did you know that once upon 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:22.720 a time he was cleaning breast pumps for pharmacies. 0:18:23.320 --> 0:18:25.320 I didn't know that was a job, neither did I. 0:18:26.119 --> 0:18:27.640 That's what Chris was doing. You know what his brother 0:18:27.680 --> 0:18:32.840 Liam was doing? What Baker's delight really and moonlighting out 0:18:32.880 --> 0:18:33.639 a bowling alley. 0:18:34.400 --> 0:18:37.440 Imagine you go get a six pack of vegimite scrolls. 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:39.600 Yeah, and then and you go and as you shake 0:18:39.640 --> 0:18:41.680 his hands, yeah, thanks those scrolls. Mate, you're going to 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:46.720 date Hannah Montana. You know what mine blowing sort of 0:18:47.400 --> 0:18:52.200 scenario there, staying in the food called Margo Robbie. Yeah, 0:18:52.359 --> 0:18:55.760