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Speaker 1: Willemody Monday afternoon.

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Speaker 2: Have you're having a wonderful drive home or an end

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Speaker 2: to another day in Lockdown Woods? And if you haven't,

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Speaker 2: then don't worry because we're about to play some audio

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Speaker 2: which I've been looking forward to all day.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad you have been. I've been a bit stressed

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Speaker 1: about it.

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Speaker 3: So last week you had a mental health day and

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Speaker 3: on that day we were interviewing celebrity chef Jamie Oliver.

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Speaker 1: We tried to move it, he couldn't move. So I

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Speaker 1: went one on one with Jamie Oliver.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm just a bit of a weird guy,

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Speaker 3: you know, and he longs have been a bit of

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Speaker 3: fun and I think I've got some pretty good questions

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Speaker 3: in there. Yeah, but yeah, things do get a bit

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Speaker 3: weird here, and I apologize for that. You haven't heard

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Speaker 3: this yet, but here is my one on one chat

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Speaker 3: with Jamie Oliver. The last time we had our next

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Speaker 3: guest on, he was recounting the time he saw Woody's

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Speaker 3: chippilat and tried to give him some advice on how

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Speaker 3: to solve his ibs. Unfortunately, since then, one hasn't improved

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Speaker 3: and the other's still there.

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Speaker 1: But We'll let you make your own mind up on

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Speaker 1: which ones which to be honest, I don't know why

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Speaker 1: he's gone back, only because he's got a new book

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Speaker 1: out here to tell us all about it. It's the

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Speaker 1: chef you has to watch.

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Speaker 3: He doesn't cook his own ship al arter, it's the

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Speaker 3: naked chef yourself.

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Speaker 4: Jemmy OLIVERI noo, mate, how's it going?

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Speaker 1: I'm really good man. How are you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Good good.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations on recipe book number twenty five. My first question,

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Speaker 3: are you ever concerned that you'll just get to the

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Speaker 3: point where you've cooked everything?

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Speaker 4: I guess in the background, but I've never run out

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Speaker 4: of recipes, right, And like as time's moved on, as

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Speaker 4: I've kind of changed and traveled, every book I write

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Speaker 4: has quite a different promise. Yeah, yea yeah, And I

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Speaker 4: think I think when you write a good book, there's

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Speaker 4: lots of things that matter, But one of the things

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Speaker 4: is like you've got to be really clear about what

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Speaker 4: it is that it's doing. Yeah, yeah, because not every

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Speaker 4: person buys every book. But now you've mentioned it, you

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Speaker 4: kind of put a little bit of paranoia in my

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Speaker 4: in my.

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Speaker 1: Mind, and I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: This will always be remembered as the moment that Jamie

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Speaker 3: Ill havever lost his inspiration for you and me.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I mean, yeah, just not being with you.

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Speaker 4: Actually, I mean not being in Aussie like Ossie was

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Speaker 4: always a big source of inspiration.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah for me.

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Speaker 4: So not being out of travel for the last two years. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: it has not been great, you know, so I'm desperate

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Speaker 4: to come back.

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Speaker 5: But anyway, sorry dude, I interrupted you.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, all good.

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Speaker 3: Well, speaking of not been out of travel, I do

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Speaker 3: love the message behind the new book, but it is

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Speaker 3: called Together, Your twenty fifth Recipe Book, and I love

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Speaker 3: the blurb at the start here Jamie talking about making

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Speaker 3: food that says I love you because.

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Speaker 1: I have a challenge for you.

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Speaker 5: Right now.

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Speaker 3: It's my girlfriend's twenty seventh birthday next Thursday.

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Speaker 5: Night, twenty seven. What an age? Come on?

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Speaker 1: I know, very exciting, very exciting. You thirty two?

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Speaker 5: No, at least forty five?

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Speaker 1: Piss off.

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Speaker 6: Joking it's in my bald counterpart, you think it was sixty. Anyway,

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Speaker 6: So I got to carry on her twenty seventh birthday party.

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Speaker 6: And obviously we're in lockdown so no one else can

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Speaker 6: come over.

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Speaker 1: So it's just me and her at home.

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Speaker 3: I want to create a meal which says I care

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Speaker 3: about you and but also I'm a little bit sexy

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Speaker 3: as well, Like this is a sexy but I care

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Speaker 3: about you sort of meal. What's the meal for that situation?

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Speaker 5: What is what? Like? Instead of telling you what you

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Speaker 5: should do, can I tell you what you shouldn't do? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Please?

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Speaker 5: Okay.

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Speaker 4: So basically, when I was your age, which was a

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Speaker 4: while ago, pretty much your age, actually, I was doing

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Speaker 4: exactly what you're about to do, hure j. And I

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Speaker 4: was in my first flat and I had my first

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Speaker 4: kitchen and it was a beautiful German oven fan assisted

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Speaker 4: oh yeah, and I.

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Speaker 5: Did I did a whole roasted sea bass. Wow. And

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Speaker 5: I set the room.

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Speaker 4: Ate it flowers, oh yeah, on the tunes, got the

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Speaker 4: shutters down, clebrit and I thought the coolest thing to do,

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Speaker 4: which is why you shouldn't be doing this. I just

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Speaker 4: I was the naked chef, so I'd serve it naked, right.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's a real thing.

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Speaker 4: You would actually go naked, yeah once, But there's an

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Speaker 4: ending to the story, so you won't or you shouldn't

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Speaker 4: copy this. So literally, the only thing I was wearing

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Speaker 4: was a bow on the end of it. So then

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Speaker 4: I opened the oven.

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Speaker 5: This is a true story, dude, Yeah, go.

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Speaker 4: On, but but but half I checked the sea bass

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Speaker 4: halfway through them because I'd had a bit of white

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Speaker 4: wine in there.

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Speaker 1: Of course.

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Speaker 3: Okay, no, no.

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Speaker 1: True story.

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Speaker 5: What happened?

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Speaker 1: So Button Bush and Joel organized the Zoom meeting with Jamie.

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Speaker 7: Oliver and he hasn't got your finger at me. Sure

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Speaker 7: he hasn't got premium. So we lost connection. We lost

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Speaker 7: connection and just cut off. There was just panic everywhere

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Speaker 7: from everyone because we lost Jamie Olber in the middle

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Speaker 7: of a story where he's cooking in the news.

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Speaker 2: With a bow around his penis.

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Speaker 3: The great news is, wow, we did manage to get

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Speaker 3: him again on Zoom, and right up next we find

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Speaker 3: out what happens.

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Speaker 1: You can't go wrong when I'm not here. It was

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Speaker 1: a comedy years.

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Speaker 2: Joel zoom account and he didn't have a premium.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was a comedy of heirs. Again.

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Speaker 1: The good news though, is we've got Jamie Oliver.

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Speaker 5: It's a lot of money.

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Speaker 1: We've got him.

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Speaker 2: At the clock going like because it goes two minutes.

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Speaker 3: Left and you were like, Jie, the end of that story,

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Speaker 3: he's nude in the kitchen with a bow around his

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Speaker 3: Johnson out of the oven. We get the end of

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Speaker 3: that story right up next, very good, Right up next wood.

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Speaker 2: He won on one with Jamie Oliver. Exkiss hey, it's welling.

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Speaker 2: Whatdy man?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 2: Last week I had a mental health day wards, which

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Speaker 2: means you had to go one on one with our

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Speaker 2: guest that day in Jamie Oliver. If you guys have

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Speaker 2: missed any of this, please get it on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: You've missed the opening question of.

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Speaker 1: Are you ever worried You'll cook?

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Speaker 5: Everything?

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Speaker 6: It's done twenty five books I've written down for future chefs,

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Speaker 6: you were worried You'll cook?

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Speaker 2: It was like no war to get that on the podcast,

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Speaker 2: but we are. It's been severed halfway through, given that

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Speaker 2: it was a comedy eras and I wasn't here Button

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Speaker 2: Bush of Joel didn't have the premium zoom.

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Speaker 5: So he got cut off half way.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, he's got cut off halfway.

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Speaker 3: Luckily we were able to get him back, but I

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Speaker 3: mean it cut off at an unbelievable moment. He was

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Speaker 3: in the middle of a story where he's totally naked

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Speaker 3: in his kitchen. Yeah, he's tried a bow around his penis. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: awaiting a female guest, Yes.

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Speaker 2: Her birthday's doing a sexy dinner for her.

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Speaker 5: Yes.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, luckily we got him back, and here is the

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Speaker 3: rest of that story. I believe where we left you, Jamie, though.

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Speaker 3: It was actually quite an extraordinary moment when we dropped out.

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Speaker 3: You were in your kitchen. Everything's romantic, the lights, you've

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Speaker 3: got chard a plane, you've got a full bass in

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Speaker 3: the oven.

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Speaker 1: You're nude apart from a bow around you Johnson.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, a red bow. Just to be specific, was a

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Speaker 5: red boat?

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Speaker 1: Was that like a pre tied bow? What did you

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Speaker 1: do the tying of the bow on your own? Johnson?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? I tied it and it was a double knot.

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Speaker 1: Of course it was. Of course it was now.

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Speaker 5: Because if you do a single one it might slip.

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Speaker 1: Of course. No, of course was there room for excitement.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the point, young, young, young Jedi.

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Speaker 3: Writing these secrets down. So why was this a bad idea?

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Speaker 3: Because we're getting to the point where.

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Speaker 4: You're okay, it's very frustrating. German efficiency basically was the problem.

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Speaker 4: There was there was there was an element of pressure

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Speaker 4: created through a very good seal. So when I went

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Speaker 4: to check on the fish. What I imagine was a

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Speaker 4: perfect laser shot of steam attacked my penis and and

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Speaker 4: the pain was for us men of let's just say,

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Speaker 4: sort of a mid range penal size. You know, it

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Speaker 4: was a kind of hard pain to explain because it

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Speaker 4: was the worst pain in the world. Yet what happened

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Speaker 4: was one of the most beautiful things I ever saw.

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Speaker 4: So it was kind of like a bitter sweet thing.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean because it because it swelled up?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, mate, what's your problem?

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Speaker 4: Like, do you want me to let me, let me

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Speaker 4: put shot a steam on your penis?

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Speaker 5: What happens?

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Speaker 4: Is it just going to sit there and go, oh,

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Speaker 4: thank you, I'm just going to react. I'm not I'm

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Speaker 4: not going to react to that steam because I'm so strong.

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Speaker 5: I've got a jacket on. Like, what's your problem when

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Speaker 5: it's not rocket science?

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Speaker 1: So sorry.

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Speaker 3: So you've got this deemed Johnson which is now looking

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Speaker 3: better than it's ever looked before because the size is

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Speaker 3: so much bigger.

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Speaker 1: So then do you fight through the pain and then.

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Speaker 3: Still go out to your date to show her your

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Speaker 3: new improved Johnson

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Speaker 4: Which she turns up and I'm sat down on what

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Speaker 4: was a very nice vintage leather seat with frozen, frozen

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Speaker 4: green giant peas on my penis, and and I was