Speaker 1: People do some weird shit. Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney
Speaker 1: fell several meters from a trapeze while performing in the
Speaker 1: musical Pivot thing. Some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 1: Bring Pikes, nurseries, Percy Pikes, p y k E.
Speaker 2: Sky Why I ky as in kill?
Speaker 3: Hey? Why?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults school?
Speaker 5: Why is your life so expensive?
Speaker 1: I'm not even having a good child.
Speaker 5: This is.
Speaker 1: Just a couple of mitches.
Speaker 5: What about me?
Speaker 6: Don't forget No, he is maturely and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, seventy eight doesn't feel great, Oliver, Jill.
Speaker 5: Does feel great. I'm at home. I've got a glass of.
Speaker 1: Wine, loud and clear. How's home?
Speaker 5: Oh my god? Our third Wheel prize give But Jenna
Speaker 5: is back as well. Jenna. Guess what what? The funniest
Speaker 5: thing happened last week because we were doing the show
Speaker 5: from home, both of us working from home. Yeah, And
Speaker 5: I said to Mitch, you know, if you're going into
Speaker 5: work anyway, you're going into the studio because you've been
Speaker 5: deemed essentially, you've got the letter and everything. Why are
Speaker 5: you working from home? And he goes, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 5: can just do it from the studio. I was like,
Speaker 5: you fucking idiot because.
Speaker 1: The exact same seat. I mean, I do my job
Speaker 1: from and I'm like, this is kiss good night everyone.
Speaker 1: At midnight, I've got to go home and b my Podza.
Speaker 5: Like, you're doing the podcast from home. It's not going
Speaker 5: to stop the spread done, and it's not going to
Speaker 5: crush anything if you're just going to go into the
Speaker 5: office to.
Speaker 1: Work straight after to get a taxi driver getting out
Speaker 1: of their car, not to use it for personal use,
Speaker 1: like that's my work, that's also where you work. Great
Speaker 1: to have you back, Jenna.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 5: It's good to be bad for you, Jenny. You know
Speaker 5: what else I realized last week? Well, I thought that
Speaker 5: the singles bubble applied to me because I'm single, as in,
Speaker 5: I'm allowed to choose one friend that's allowed to come
Speaker 5: over because you know, there's no intimate partners keeping me company.
Speaker 5: It's good for your mental health. It only applies to
Speaker 5: people who live alone. So because I have a housemate
Speaker 5: because of fucking Jordan, I hope you heard that, I
Speaker 5: can't have any any singles over in my bubble. So
Speaker 5: I was thinking, oh, who do we know that lives alone? Jenna.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 5: Me and my cat, you and your cat. You're entitled
Speaker 5: to the singles bubble, so we were thinking.
Speaker 1: We're doing the GENDERA sides. There's two host you.
Speaker 5: Can only choose one Mitch that it's allowed to come
Speaker 5: and visit you.
Speaker 1: MITCHC or mitchc one or the other.
Speaker 5: Who do you think is going to be better for
Speaker 5: your mental health during this Sydney lockdown? Jenna?
Speaker 1: Can we pitch because I want to be like I'm
Speaker 1: on Shark Tank.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because at the moment none of you, so tell
Speaker 5: me chosen someone for your singles bubble. No, I haven't, Okay, I.
Speaker 1: Want to pitch yep, Jenna. I have a gregorious and
Speaker 1: affable personality that will bring joy nothing but laughs, good
Speaker 1: times and clositivities classics. We can watch what show? Did
Speaker 1: I just tell you? I started watching Handmaid's Nothing brings
Speaker 1: joy to the world like a show about woman's oppression
Speaker 1: in a Territorian society.
Speaker 5: Accustody.
Speaker 1: I can cook, I can clean. I have logins to
Speaker 1: every streaming service, including Disney Plus and Paramount Plus. And
Speaker 1: I will say, as of today, I reached platinum level
Speaker 1: membership on Uber Eats, so I get fifteen percent of
Speaker 1: all orders. Really, so that's my pitch. Yeah, but hit
Speaker 1: Platinum power. That's that's me in a nutshell, passing it
Speaker 1: over to Mitch Crimson.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, Jenna, yes, I feel that I can keep
Speaker 5: you company, but I can also improve the mental health
Speaker 5: of your cat that you've got living with you. What's
Speaker 5: their name again, Vans, Her name's Colinice Connie, Yeah, Connie,
Speaker 5: my mistake. Yeah. So I can also bring Isabella. They
Speaker 5: can have little playdates. So it's a two for one
Speaker 5: dollon killing two birds of the one stone.
Speaker 1: Don't fall for it, God, don't fall And look, I don't.
Speaker 5: Mean to put down other people by way of making
Speaker 5: myself seem better, but I am going to slag off
Speaker 5: the competition here. You know what Mitch is like any
Speaker 5: spare moment he has outside of this office, he likes
Speaker 5: to spend with his loving gay boyfriend. He won't even
Speaker 5: visit if you choose him.
Speaker 1: Okay, Jenna, it's up to you. Jenna's sides, take your time,
Speaker 1: the powers in your hands.
Speaker 8: Well, first of all, I'm gonna pick neither, but then
Speaker 8: I was convinced, particularly by.
Speaker 5: The cat.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, Mitch cheering it's just for Isabella.
Speaker 7: I want Isabella to come over. Mitchell can stay at home.
Speaker 8: I want Isabella to the cat.
Speaker 7: Did you hear that? Baby? You're going on a plate
Speaker 7: the bell. You're coming to my house.
Speaker 1: So Mitchell you can you can drop it, just drop
Speaker 1: her up. I'm okay with that. I'm all right. That's
Speaker 1: the plane who also also lives home alone in the
Speaker 1: single level contraceptive die from Sam? Who is here? Halla
Speaker 1: say hello, Hello. I can't do this any longer. I
Speaker 1: can't get it out, pull it out. It's guys, it's
Speaker 1: contracept you die from Sam's.
Speaker 5: Happy Birthday, Sam?
Speaker 1: What the fuck is that? Danner? I just want to
Speaker 1: pour it out.
Speaker 4: The thing you pulled out was the shabby, half torn
Speaker 4: up birthday leftover piece of shears banner.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Jann, but it's adorable.
Speaker 1: Jenna pulled that out of a crutch. It's like forty
Speaker 1: six centimeters of alfoyl.
Speaker 5: You know that we said that we were gonna pretend
Speaker 5: that we forgot about Sam's birthday. But I did say
Speaker 5: to Jenny yesterday, hey go buy some party supplies and shit,
Speaker 5: maybe something that would be good audio, like a party popper,
Speaker 5: one of those blower things and what did she get?
Speaker 5: A foil banner?
Speaker 1: Very vision you can hear it.
Speaker 5: Look, Oh, come on, let's milk the audio. Jenna scrunch
Speaker 5: it up.
Speaker 1: A first and more.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: I wasn't feeling best before, but now Sam, Happy birthday,
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Thank you darling. It was so awkward. Mitch
Speaker 1: was like, why don't we pretend we've forgotten and then
Speaker 1: surprise him? And then I walk in and you're there
Speaker 1: and I'm like, hi, I felt so rude.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I viewed Sam's Instagram story, which was some reference
Speaker 5: to his birthday, and I was like, oh, now I'm
Speaker 5: going to seem like more of a bitch because I
Speaker 5: know it's his birthday and I've chosen to say nothing.
Speaker 5: But I knew all along.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we knew. We love you. If it's your first
Speaker 1: time listening to the show, everyone welcome to Is it
Speaker 1: just me? Every week we start the show the same way,
Speaker 1: something we noticed, something we hate or appreciate. They're our gems,
Speaker 1: the core of the show. I I JM. So many
Speaker 1: people messages and go I've got an e DGEs.
Speaker 5: I'm like, what does that Sands?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Guys?
Speaker 1: That's right? Branding after we've done how is it just me?
Speaker 5: Thank god Jenna's back because we're doing one of my
Speaker 5: favorite segments, Jenna Junk.
Speaker 1: I love. It's been weeks since we've cleaned out Jenna's junk.
Speaker 7: I'm filled to the rim.
Speaker 1: The rim isn't that brim?
Speaker 5: Excuse me, Jenna's talking about her rim. It's very private,
Speaker 5: That's what.
Speaker 1: I was about to say.
Speaker 7: If it's filter your room, good for you, Thank you.
Speaker 7: I'm there's a lot of junk in there.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: Also, we've got a guest joining us later on. Have
Speaker 5: you guys been watching lux listings on Amazon Prime?
Speaker 1: Of course I have. It's so bloody good. Makes me
Speaker 1: jealous that I live in a two bedroom flat in
Speaker 1: the middle of the city.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's not the sort of show I'd usually get into.
Speaker 5: I'm not one of those people that watches, you know,
Speaker 5: million dollar listing or whatever. All this real estate pawn basically,
Speaker 5: but it's like high end real estate in Sydney. And
Speaker 5: I fell in love with one of the agents, DeLine Lewis,
Speaker 5: and I think she's such a boss. I think she's awesome.
Speaker 5: I think that our listeners can learn a little something
Speaker 5: from her. I think she she can tell you a
Speaker 5: little something about not letting your own self doubt you're back.
Speaker 5: She'll be on later on.
Speaker 1: Delane Lewett I have to say when we were booking her,
Speaker 1: because I was going through my Celebrity Black Book to
Speaker 1: get her on the show, and I called her Delianne
Speaker 1: seven times. To her manager, it felt it is it's
Speaker 1: capital d apostrophe Leande. So then I said to Mitchell,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm pretty sure we've got delian It's like,
Speaker 1: so she'll be on later on. Should we start with
Speaker 1: our regyms for the week? Guys? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Who wants to go first? Is it just me or yours?
Speaker 1: Mind's a bit heavy? Why don't we start with mine?
Speaker 1: Is yours? Is yours a bit lighter?
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, definitely, Okay, Let's.
Speaker 1: Do mine because mine's mine's mine's emotion. Guys, it's technically
Speaker 1: and it's emotional. Let's start first gym of the week.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Do any other Apple Watch users
Speaker 1: feel like they sometimes just need to rip it off
Speaker 1: and throw it in the bean? Oh?
Speaker 5: I thinks like a dreadful waste of money? Why against it?
Speaker 1: It's not that I don't know what it is at
Speaker 1: the moment, I think it might be that we're in
Speaker 1: our Is this our second lockdown in Sydney. I think
Speaker 1: it's our second official lockdow, but it's like our longest lockdown.
Speaker 1: We've been in it for six months, six weeks. God,
Speaker 1: it feels like and I feel my anxiety is at
Speaker 1: an all time high, Like I'm so tense and I'm
Speaker 1: so stressed at work, just going from here to work,
Speaker 1: from here to work, from here to work. People working
Speaker 1: from home, They're firing off heaps of emails. And I
Speaker 1: have this beautiful Apple Watch on my wrist. I've been
Speaker 1: wearing it for years, but this thing is connected to everything,
Speaker 1: Like I'm like, oh, I constantly get notifications, and for
Speaker 1: the last couple of weeks, I could not pinpoint why
Speaker 1: I feel so stressed. And then I forgot to wear
Speaker 1: my Apple Watch for a couple of days and life
Speaker 1: was bliss.
Speaker 5: Really. That's interesting because I feel like people sometimes can
Speaker 5: feel that their phone notifications going off all the time
Speaker 5: can be a trigger for anxiety, because, particularly for someone
Speaker 5: who already has anxiety, if their phone goes off, they might,
Speaker 5: you know, catastrophize, and their first assumption is, oh, someone's
Speaker 5: messaged me, I must have done something wrong. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: must be in trouble. Someone's calling me out and am I
Speaker 5: about to be rejected or something? And so some people
Speaker 5: instinctively they link phone notifications with some sort of trouble.
Speaker 5: But I think if someone's had treatment for anxiety, they
Speaker 5: learn not to have that reaction and not assume the worst.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the news we've been getting lately is negative.
Speaker 1: I had my Apple Watch on this morning when I
Speaker 1: was going for a walk, and I got four ABC
Speaker 1: News notifications about five deaths from coronavirus and then two
Speaker 1: hundred and whatever new cases and then this is happening,
Speaker 1: and then the vaccine role that's been bungled, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to walk and give my body some much
Speaker 1: needed in doorphins, and then I'm being hit with all
Speaker 1: this negativity. Like it's intense.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's actually so ironic that when we're going for walks,
Speaker 5: a lot of the stuff that I'm using is on
Speaker 5: my phone and I get distracted and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 5: trying to be mindful.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sure that all.
Speaker 5: I'm doing is skipping my song on Spotify. And I've
Speaker 5: got a million fucking things popping up, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: this is going against what I'm actually trying to do. Here,
Speaker 5: have a bit of p and q unwa.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been in this situation that happened to
Speaker 1: me today where I have like a playlist of songs
Speaker 1: that I really like at the moment, but there's some duds,
Speaker 1: but I'm like, oh, I'll add them in because in
Speaker 1: ten years I'll listen back and go, oh, I remember
Speaker 1: that song, even though I don't really like it and
Speaker 1: I hate it. So then I'm like listening to music
Speaker 1: and then I zone out on my phone. I go
Speaker 1: onto Facebook or Instagram and I realize that a terrible
Speaker 1: song is playing and it's at the end. I'm like,
Speaker 1: why I should not I should not be listening to this,
Speaker 1: but I've been so distracted by the shit on my newsfeed.
Speaker 1: It's really bad. I think. I don't know how we
Speaker 1: pull back on what happens. But collectively, I was talking
Speaker 1: to Hayden, I mean, Mitch, everyone, I feel like collectively
Speaker 1: in New South Wales and Australia there with COVID, everyone's
Speaker 1: feeling very tense and on edge.
Speaker 5: Yeah you said you said that your anxiety is at
Speaker 5: an all time high, right, And ironically I worry about
Speaker 5: your anxiety a lot because I used to suffer with
Speaker 5: it myself really badly, and after seeing a shrink gone
Speaker 5: enough for a while, it's gotten better. I'm not cue,
Speaker 5: but you know, I'm I don't even recognize how much
Speaker 5: less anxious I am now compared to the old me,
Speaker 5: Like it used to be really bad. So I know
Speaker 5: it's not pleasant. And I don't think people would pick
Speaker 5: you for someone who struggles with anxiety, because you're so
Speaker 5: outgoing and confident. But I know that I see it.
Speaker 5: You get overwhelmed and you don't know how to deal
Speaker 5: with it. So like, what in what ways does it manifest?
Speaker 5: You know, do you get the tight chest or anything
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 1: No, I just stopped doing things. I just shut down avoidance.
Speaker 1: I just go Now I can't do it. I just
Speaker 1: will not reply to that or I will ignore it.
Speaker 1: And especially like I do a radio show now it's
Speaker 1: on from seven, Like I'm doing a five hour radio
Speaker 1: show in the peak of when everyone else is trying
Speaker 1: to contact me. Like all my other friends are relaxed
Speaker 1: from five o'clock in the afternoon, they clock off and
Speaker 1: they chill and then I'm just starting to be on
Speaker 1: and you heard my radio show. I feel like I've
Speaker 1: just dropped fucking seven tabs giving out tickets and listeners
Speaker 1: and there's no producer. I'm running around like an idiot.
Speaker 1: So and that is when I like my body clock
Speaker 1: is naturally like, let's just chill out and zone out.
Speaker 1: But I've got to amp myself up. So I almost
Speaker 1: feel like it's twisted for me. And then the double
Speaker 1: edged sword is it. I'll wake up at like ten
Speaker 1: I and everyone's at work, but I'll just be having
Speaker 1: my coffee and having my cereal. Then the fucking the
Speaker 1: news presses on. We have them at eleven am every morning.
Speaker 1: I'm getting this depressive information. It's like, God, it's like
Speaker 1: a weird cycle. I'm stuck in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's hard to switch off when you're literally wearing
Speaker 5: your notifications. So I'm glad you're not wearing that thing
Speaker 5: is often anymore. But I think it's tricky because everyone
Speaker 5: The advice is, if you're feeling lonely, reach out to
Speaker 5: a friend during lockdown, but people shouldn't take it personally
Speaker 5: if the friend they choose to reach out to is
Speaker 5: in a completely different headspace and they're not feeling chatty.
Speaker 5: Yes they might be, they might be trying to unwind themselves.
Speaker 5: They're not in the mood to maintain a conversation over text,
Speaker 5: and so I like to think that people wouldn't take
Speaker 5: that personally. For example, they reach out to someone and
Speaker 5: you know they're hoping to have a bit of a
Speaker 5: chat because they're feeling lonely themselves, and then the other
Speaker 5: person is like, fuck this, I don't want to chats
Speaker 5: are stressing me out.
Speaker 1: And you know me, that's that's big for me. So
Speaker 1: many people come to me and just think that I'll
Speaker 1: always be ready to have a chat, and I will,
Speaker 1: like I will happily do it. I had someone come
Speaker 1: to me this week listener of the show with coming
Speaker 1: out advice, and of course I'll jump at that and
Speaker 1: all I want to do is help. But like it
Speaker 1: zapped me. But I still because all I want to
Speaker 1: do is make them feel like they've got that one
Speaker 1: little bit from me. And then after I like said
Speaker 1: voice messages and was helping this person, it was like
Speaker 1: six thirty, I'm like, funk, I've got to interview Miller Icabayo.
Speaker 1: I think I just need to prioritize where my energy
Speaker 1: is going. But it's a learning process. So so this
Speaker 1: let's Apple Watch is going off. I'm taking it off. Oh,
Speaker 1: there we go, it's off. I didn't know how to
Speaker 1: make it work for an audio media.
Speaker 5: And how long have you been wearing that thing? I
Speaker 5: feel like it's rubbed all your arm here off.
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Oh Sam's got one.
Speaker 5: Too, I've got one, all right, it's the worst.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Mitch, look, I'm gonna put up to
Speaker 1: the camera.
Speaker 5: And why do you say that it's the worst because
Speaker 5: you never take it off? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And also sideive. Best thing I ever did with the
Speaker 4: watch was remove all notifications that weren't messages.
Speaker 1: Yes, I did that yesterday. I went everyone turned off
Speaker 1: notifications for quantos. I'm like, why did I have them on? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I was going to say that. I was like, I can.
Speaker 5: I'm staring at a very obvious solution here, turn off fucking
Speaker 5: ABC News, delete the app I have.
Speaker 1: I did it yesterday, and I feel so much better.
Speaker 1: Let's do a group of this. Jenny, you've got Apple Watch,
Speaker 1: take it off of the show. Take your show.
Speaker 5: I've never had an Apple Watch, which must be why
Speaker 5: I'm just so low maintenance and stress free.
Speaker 1: You're a walking apple Watch what are you laughing at?
Speaker 5: Jenna? Have you ever considered seeing a shrink for anxiety
Speaker 5: in general?
Speaker 1: No, because I mine ebbs and flows, so even talking
Speaker 1: about it now, I just don't talk about it. So
Speaker 1: talking about it now is even helped me massively.
Speaker 8: But I feel like you don't even have to have
Speaker 8: anxiety to see a therapist. Yeah, it's just a place
Speaker 8: where you can express yourself.
Speaker 1: To unload, unwin.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And a lot of the time I've been in appointments
Speaker 5: with a shrink and I've thought to myself, what is
Speaker 5: it achieving? Why I am I even here? But then
Speaker 5: over time you realize that something has just clicked, like
Speaker 5: the tools and strategies and whatever that they've given you
Speaker 5: to cope with stress and anxiety have just sunk in
Speaker 5: at some point, and then you look back and go,
Speaker 5: oh shit, I am less anxious than I used to be.
Speaker 1: But you know what I saw this. I think yesterday,
Speaker 1: this past Monday just started August for whenever this episode
Speaker 1: comes out, But the most calls were placed a lifeline
Speaker 1: in its history. I saw that in Australia, so people
Speaker 1: are feeling it, and I think younger Australians especially because
Speaker 1: we're more able to talk about it, We're happier to
Speaker 1: talk about it, and we're more aware of it. It's tough,
Speaker 1: and if you're listening to the show and you feel
Speaker 1: the same, reach out to a friend, but also be
Speaker 1: aware that they might be going through it as well.
Speaker 5: Yes, and if someone reaches out to you, don't feel
Speaker 5: like you're rude for saying to them, now, it's not
Speaker 5: a good time. I'm trying to unwind babes, but I'm
Speaker 5: there for you. Let's chat at another time, because it's hard.
Speaker 5: Sometimes people are on their phone because they're trying to
Speaker 5: switch their brain off. They're just aimlessly around the Instagram
Speaker 5: and then they get this really intense and they're like, oh,
Speaker 5: now I have to turn my brain back on. It's
Speaker 5: a lot of work when you've had your brain on
Speaker 5: all day. So just yeah, I feel like if you
Speaker 5: do reach out to someone and they're not it's not
Speaker 5: a good time for them to talk through it, then
Speaker 5: don't take it personal exactly.
Speaker 4: I think something important to remember for everyone as well
Speaker 4: is that if you are feeling something that is intense,
Speaker 4: you might go Oh, Look, people have it worse and
Speaker 4: people go through worse things, and mine isn't that important.
Speaker 4: But you might be going through something that is incredibly
Speaker 4: difficult for you in your alone, and that's still worth
Speaker 4: reaching out for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. And everyone's on their own journey.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's different for everyone. That's why I asked you.
Speaker 5: It's like, does the chest tightness thing happen for you?
Speaker 5: Because some people it doesn't. They don't even realize they
Speaker 5: have anxiety. It's just this spiral in their head. They
Speaker 5: don't realize because that doesn't, you know, present itself physically.
Speaker 5: It's different for everyone.
Speaker 1: No, the chest tightness sort is like a twenty four
Speaker 1: to seven thing for me. But I think that's what.
Speaker 5: About the sweaty palms. I feel like that's kine wavering
Speaker 5: for you too.
Speaker 3: Me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's can barely hold them out. I listen as
Speaker 1: we love you, and I love you guys, thank you
Speaker 1: for being there for me, and I likewise I'm there
Speaker 1: for you, love you too. But not between the hours
Speaker 1: of seven to twelve. I hope that's been established and
Speaker 1: I hope that was clearly communicated. All right, bitch, ready
Speaker 1: for yours?
Speaker 5: Yeah, real change of pace coming right out?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: It's Facebook Marketplace, the most whack place ever?
Speaker 1: Yes, oh my god, I love for Facebook Marketplace is
Speaker 1: at an all time high. I adore it.
Speaker 8: I just bought something from Facebook Marketplace. It's this little
Speaker 8: little tie thing for your face mask.
Speaker 1: Oh so I forgot that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so it.
Speaker 8: Connects to your face masks, so instead of it going
Speaker 8: around your ear, it goes to the back. It's like
Speaker 8: a little clip thing and it's been crochet. But that
Speaker 8: for yeah, five dollars from the Central Coast from some
Speaker 8: nice croche business.
Speaker 1: Mitchell, what about you? What's what's your What is it? Manute?
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, you can find some gems on Facebook Marketplace,
Speaker 5: but I just find that that place is full of loons,
Speaker 5: like I have been redecorating my apartment in Lockdown.
Speaker 1: Yeah it looks great.
Speaker 7: I love it.
Speaker 5: Thank you. It's on my Instagram. Fortunately I didn't have
Speaker 5: to deal with uh Facebook Marketplace much because my friend
Speaker 5: Talisha rescued me. She's got her own little side hustle
Speaker 5: going on as a decorator.
Speaker 1: She's brilliant.
Speaker 7: It's very good. She's always been so good at that.
Speaker 5: Check out her Instagram digs by tail. But yeah, thank
Speaker 5: god she did most of the furniture trawling for me,
Speaker 5: because every time I'm on Facebook, Marketplace or gum Tree,
Speaker 5: I'm like, this place is full of fuck. It's honestly,
Speaker 5: you shouldn't hear the amount of things that people misspell
Speaker 5: on these websites.
Speaker 3: Really.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, there's a whole BuzzFeed article dedicated to Marketplace misspelling.
Speaker 1: Yes, go go go right, So I'll.
Speaker 5: Tell you the misspelling and you tell me what they're
Speaker 5: actually trying to sell. Some of them are tricky, but
Speaker 5: some of them are SI breezy. You'll know straight away
Speaker 5: for this, yees, this is fun For one hundred and
Speaker 5: ten dollars. This person is selling a Michael Wave.
Speaker 1: Oh that's it. That's a microwave.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's a microwave. They've written it like a name,
Speaker 5: Michael Waves.
Speaker 1: He was a pro surf wasn't in the early thousand. Yeah, okay, now.
Speaker 5: How's this for a bargain? For one hundred bucks? Someone
Speaker 5: is selling their Porsche.
Speaker 1: Well that's a car, but yeah, that's too lesson of
Speaker 1: asking price. Push Porsch like a front porch, is like
Speaker 1: a wooden deck. Yep.
Speaker 5: The photo is literally someone's veranda. They're selling their porch.
Speaker 7: Oh, come on, how do you.
Speaker 4: Also?
Speaker 1: How do you pick up a porch?
Speaker 5: No? Idea good? Good for twenty bucks? Someone is selling
Speaker 5: their grand's abdomen granth, their grandmother's secondhand abdomen.
Speaker 1: Jenny, what are you getting grand grand grand piano grand abdomen.
Speaker 5: No, it's just their grandmother's abdomen. That's what they got wrong.
Speaker 1: Ultimate grand's ottoman. Yeah, it's ottoman.
Speaker 7: Does ottoman come from?
Speaker 1: I didn't care that ottoman? What does it look like?
Speaker 1: Is it nice? Match for twenty bucks?
Speaker 5: Yes, it's like a little thin puff?
Speaker 1: Oh go grad? All right, what's next?
Speaker 5: I like this game, Jenna, you'll love this for five
Speaker 5: hundred and sixty dollars. Someone is selling a coffin.
Speaker 7: A coffin.
Speaker 1: It is a coffin, Like you know, what's so funny?
Speaker 1: I went to marketplace when we were searching for a
Speaker 1: coffin for our episode. While I was waiting for Caring
Speaker 1: Funerals to get back to.
Speaker 5: It, when we put Jenner in the coffin.
Speaker 1: Put in the coffin, you have go back and have
Speaker 1: a listen. That was the season two finale, I think.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Episode fifty three.
Speaker 1: I want to say, yeah, and I won't message so
Speaker 1: many people about coffin And they're so expensive, so I
Speaker 1: wish this was around at the time that anymore.
Speaker 5: Forty seven bucks. This one's tricky, okay for forty seven bucks.
Speaker 5: Someone is selling.
Speaker 1: Three draft, three draft, three draft.
Speaker 5: So the word is draft, but there's three of them.
Speaker 1: Three draft draft. It can't be giraffes.
Speaker 5: It is giraffes selling giraffe ornaments, three of them, and drugs.
Speaker 5: I'm selling three draft.
Speaker 7: That's my favorite.
Speaker 1: I was like, that was this one girl in my
Speaker 1: high school, Abby Laws and who would sell her assignments
Speaker 1: And that's exactly how she worked it. I got three
Speaker 1: drafts of the English of the Germany Essay and I'll
Speaker 1: take it my short story. Yeah yeah, writing task.
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Wow, we've got a couple more for one hundred bucks.
Speaker 5: Someone is selling a trampling trampoline. Not not the stampede
Speaker 5: scene out of the line, King, not the trampoline. It's
Speaker 5: the trampoline.
Speaker 1: Oh, King shaming. If you're into trampling, that gets you off.
Speaker 7: But I'm like drafts, trampling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, trambling, all right, what's next? This is great?
Speaker 5: One more Jenna, you might be able to use this
Speaker 5: next time you're covering up a murder for eight bucks.
Speaker 5: Someone is selling their shuffle, but they finging shuffle like
Speaker 5: every day I'm shot.
Speaker 1: But I think I had an iPod shovel in high school.
Speaker 1: I loved it.
Speaker 5: I love my god shovel, that stupid thing. And do
Speaker 5: you know that some of the loons on Facebook marketplace
Speaker 5: they don't even want money. Like one of my friends
Speaker 5: told me that their mum once traded someone. She gave
Speaker 5: them a bottle of wine in exchange for a getaway
Speaker 5: board game.
Speaker 7: Oh what's the point.
Speaker 5: As in the Channel nine Travels show they had their
Speaker 5: own fucking board game.
Speaker 6: Why I'll trade your jeel slut for a Katrina around Tree.
Speaker 5: Roll the dice and get Katrina around Tree out of jail.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, So anyone who's been watching lux listings on Amazon Prime,
Speaker 5: you'd be familiar with the boss bitch herself, Delane Lewis.
Speaker 5: I think she's awesome. She's in this industry that has
Speaker 5: a lot it's very male dominated, wouldn't it say?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, very male dominated, very very a lot of
Speaker 1: testosterone floating around those open houses.
Speaker 5: Yes. And I've been watching this show, which is all
Speaker 5: about high end real estate in Sydney, and she just
Speaker 5: has so much poise, she really holds her own and
Speaker 5: I just fell in love with her. So I said
Speaker 5: to you, Mitch, our official guest book up, was like,
Speaker 5: get me Deleene Lewis. You couldn't even say a bloody name,
Speaker 5: but hey, you got her on the show.
Speaker 1: That's why it took so long, because idly booked Delianne.
Speaker 1: She's a hooker from Las Vegas. And I said, how
Speaker 1: did you sell that house into Woomaro And she said,
Speaker 1: what house? I'm so sorry, we don't know.
Speaker 5: Deleene Lewis is not selling fucking houses into Woomba, just quietly.
Speaker 5: But anyway, Yeah, we spoke to her with so much
Speaker 5: I was told that I couldn't flak in real estates
Speaker 5: as I was too young and I was a girl.
Speaker 5: I thought, well, that's bullshit.
Speaker 1: Deline's yellow.
Speaker 2: Delane, Hi, Hey, hi guys.
Speaker 5: Very well well at I'm so glad to have you on.
Speaker 5: As soon as I was watching luck listings, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 5: I've got a favorite already. Delane's awesome.
Speaker 1: What's a been a backstory? How long have you been
Speaker 1: in the market? Have you? Have you been a real
Speaker 1: estate agent in Sydney your whole life?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So we moved from so Africo when I was ten,
Speaker 3: and we located in Blacktown because that was actually the
Speaker 3: only place we could afford. And my parents are still
Speaker 3: there that day because they still love it. And then
Speaker 3: I came out and started working in the Eastern suburbs
Speaker 3: when I was twenty. And the rest to say is
Speaker 3: history because I'm forty nine now, so you know, my
Speaker 3: math's ain't that good, but I figure it's twenty nine
Speaker 3: years right.
Speaker 5: That works, that checks out round up to thirty, I reckon. Yeah,
Speaker 5: And obviously, if there's one thing we learned on the show,
Speaker 5: it's that you don't deal with like shit house that
Speaker 5: you deal with the best of the best. In fact,
Speaker 5: our wealthy staff member, Jenna. I believe she's had some
Speaker 5: dealings with you. Her parents are also rich like her.
Speaker 5: They might have sold a few houses.
Speaker 1: Where are you surnives, Jenna, What are you now?
Speaker 7: They're in Double Bay, Double.
Speaker 3: Bay, Stubble. They come to my hood, Jenna.
Speaker 5: At Deline's territory. I wanted to ask because you mentioned
Speaker 5: a lot on the show that early in your career
Speaker 5: you were underestimated a lot because you were a female
Speaker 5: in real estate, and that was something that at the
Speaker 5: time might have been considered a bit rare. What would
Speaker 5: your advice be, Because we've got a lot of young
Speaker 5: female listeners to people who might be in a place
Speaker 5: where they're feeling a bit self conscious, they don't back
Speaker 5: themselves as much as they should. What would your advice be.
Speaker 3: Mitch, I still get underestimated, and I've been doing this
Speaker 3: for nearly thirty years, So underes to make me at
Speaker 3: your own peril, is what I say. And I think
Speaker 3: that that should be males or females the same thing.
Speaker 3: It's like age does not need to be the definition
Speaker 3: of your skill set or your abilities as a human being.
Speaker 3: The only person that limits your abilities is you, and
Speaker 3: so it doesn't matter if you're male or female. If
Speaker 3: this business is not a gender based industry, it's a
Speaker 3: results based industry. And you were defined by how hard
Speaker 3: you're willing to work and what sacrifices you're willing to make.
Speaker 3: And that's really you know, like I made a lot
Speaker 3: of sacrifices in my twenties when everyone was our partying
Speaker 3: and I was working my butt off to just prove myself.
Speaker 3: And you know, even after twenty nine years, I still
Speaker 3: have to prove myself every day because you're only as
Speaker 3: good as your last week's results. You know that the
Speaker 3: results from ten years ago don't count because people want
Speaker 3: to know what can you do for me? And you
Speaker 3: know that's why I'm like for you guys. You know,
Speaker 3: I've been with the client for an hour and a half.
Speaker 3: She had a bad situation with a real estate agent.
Speaker 3: She didn't know me. She called me the other day
Speaker 3: and I had to sit there and make that relationship
Speaker 3: with her. Doesn't care what I did two weeks ago.
Speaker 3: She cares about how I make her feel. And that's
Speaker 3: just a skill set that I think. It doesn't matter
Speaker 3: how old or young you are You can hone that
Speaker 3: and you can be great at whatever you choose to do.
Speaker 3: It's all up to you.
Speaker 1: Then we have very similar lines of work. Like we
Speaker 1: all we do is we just spin shit? You know,
Speaker 1: we just hit do we talk? We get people in
Speaker 1: the studio sometimes I get artists because I do the
Speaker 1: radio show as well. I've never heard the song. The
Speaker 1: song isn't the best, but I've got to make them
Speaker 1: feel like this is the best song in the world.
Speaker 1: We will play it non stop.
Speaker 3: Are you saying that I spin shit for a living.
Speaker 1: That's for you.
Speaker 5: I feel like your ship spinning may come with a
Speaker 5: couple of extra zeros on the end of the paypacket too.
Speaker 3: Delene, So that is where you put the decimal point.
Speaker 1: I agree, Yeah, you're actually getting something out of your
Speaker 1: shit spinning. I get nothing.
Speaker 3: You just don't put the dot in the wrong position.
Speaker 1: How do you deal working with all these male figures?
Speaker 1: Because I saw this, I think it was episode one
Speaker 1: of Locks of Listings. You're on that yacht, on that
Speaker 1: big boat in the middle of Sydney Harbor. A couple
Speaker 1: of Sangreeas were sunken, and then these men they get
Speaker 1: so you know, their egos come out to play after
Speaker 1: a couple drinks. Maybe it's the sea sickness, but you
Speaker 1: sat there, you were on that little ottoman. You looked
Speaker 1: him straight in the eye, and that tension was dissolved,
Speaker 1: Like you really, really, how do you deal handing with
Speaker 1: these big personalities?
Speaker 3: I have dealt with boys like that all my life,
Speaker 3: right since I was twenty, and I've dealt with a
Speaker 3: lot bigger personalities and more successful men than that. And
Speaker 3: you know, the one thing I've always lived by is
Speaker 3: that when they go low, you stay high. You do
Speaker 3: not need to take yourself down to their level to
Speaker 3: make yourself feel better. And I teach my staff that
Speaker 3: my daughters that it's just you live by example. You know, listen,
Speaker 3: and those guys are good guys. Right, there were drunk
Speaker 3: boys on a boat that were just drunk boys in
Speaker 3: a boat. Because if you're comfortable with who you are,
Speaker 3: you never have to turn you one down.
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you reckon? You've gotten a bit better in
Speaker 5: terms of work life balance because the other two main
Speaker 5: guys on the show that they were following, I noticed
Speaker 5: there are a lot of comments like, oh, work comes first,
Speaker 5: I'm married to the job, and part of me thinks, yeah,
Speaker 5: you know, work hard. I get that, but also it
Speaker 5: to me, I worry that it's a bit unhealthy to
Speaker 5: just be obsessed with work. Do you reckon you've gotten
Speaker 5: a bit better with work life balance?
Speaker 3: Absolutely. I mean I made the decision a long long
Speaker 3: time ago to have and keep my feet very firmly
Speaker 3: parted on the ground. Because this business, you can make
Speaker 3: a lot of money, you turn into a wanker, right,
Speaker 3: and a lot of it. I'm very vocal about that,
Speaker 3: like not liking that stuff, and so balance teaches you
Speaker 3: not to be a manker, you know. You teach about
Speaker 3: like I give a lot to charity. I make sure
Speaker 3: that I'm helping people because it's not just about me.
Speaker 3: It's about making you want to leave a legacy, do
Speaker 3: some good for the people around you. It's not just
Speaker 3: about making money, because life is bigger than that. If
Speaker 3: you're sick, there's no amount of money that's going to
Speaker 3: get you better, right, And those are the kind of
Speaker 3: things that are really important. Is live your life to
Speaker 3: the fullest, be the best version of who you are.
Speaker 3: Balance teaches you that, and I've always worked in the
Speaker 3: law of attraction, Like the better you are with people
Speaker 3: and to yourself, the more goodness will come into your life.
Speaker 3: And I mean I sound like a freaking hippie. Sorry,
Speaker 3: but that's actually what I believe, and good things that
Speaker 3: have come into my life because of that, because I
Speaker 3: focused on trying to be balanced, and when I'm balanced,
Speaker 3: I'm just better with my work, better with people, and
Speaker 3: I'm happy.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Delete. You need your own podcast, like
Speaker 1: delean on Me with delete like that would be delean
Speaker 1: on Me. Yeah, take it, take it. That's a good name.
Speaker 1: Delean on Me the podcast. I would listen to that
Speaker 1: your Self Held. I mean, sure it helped me buy
Speaker 1: a house, but that on tap. I would listen.
Speaker 3: Delane, listen my meditation teacher. Shout out to Tim Brown.
Speaker 3: Meditation is amazing, and listen. I've been with him for
Speaker 3: three years. His help change my life. He really has.
Speaker 5: One thing I didn't realize about real estate until after
Speaker 5: watching this show is how much chasing and like cold
Speaker 5: calling needs to be done to get a listening. I
Speaker 5: thought that real estate agents just sat around twiddling their
Speaker 5: thumbs and then someone would come to you and say, hello,
Speaker 5: can you sell my house? But you have to really
Speaker 5: chase people, do you feel like there's a lot of
Speaker 5: rejection involved with that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get told to f off a lot, and
Speaker 3: that's okay. It's not a day unless you get told
Speaker 3: you fast. You're like, yeah, okay, that's been a successful day.
Speaker 3: But it's the numbers game as well, Like you have
Speaker 3: to make those calls to be able to get the yes's,
Speaker 3: and you're going to get those as well. And if
Speaker 3: it was easy, everybody would be doing it. The guys
Speaker 3: that are in there for a quick buck, they just
Speaker 3: don't last. And there's a lot of those guys Mitch
Speaker 3: that are in the industry that they post a lot
Speaker 3: of stuff on Instagram and they talk them in game
Speaker 3: and they walk around in the shiny shoes. But like, guys,
Speaker 3: were your results like keep you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: You don't necessarily need to talk about how successful you are.
Speaker 3: The results will show that. Yeah, will come to you
Speaker 3: because they see your results, and also that you're.
Speaker 1: Not a wake up. That kind of helps. Don't tell
Speaker 1: show yeah exactly.
Speaker 5: I feel like I've always been one of those people.
Speaker 5: Especially recently it's kind of been my motto, like, oh,
Speaker 5: it can't hurt to ask. You don't get anything by
Speaker 5: sitting around waiting for it, whereas the other Mitchel over here,
Speaker 5: on the other hand, he's a little bit more polite.
Speaker 5: He hates confrontation, and I'm always trying to get through
Speaker 5: to him. What's the worst that happened? Someone says no?
Speaker 5: Just ask the question, what's your advice for him or
Speaker 5: anyone really to cope with rejection?
Speaker 3: You know what, it's not the more rejection you get,
Speaker 3: the better you become a dealing with it, and you
Speaker 3: can get lessons from that as well, Like no one
Speaker 3: gets anywhere in life without any rejection, right, and so
Speaker 3: it's not how you get knocked down the counts, it's
Speaker 3: how you get up that matters. And it really does
Speaker 3: make a big difference. I give rejected all the time still.
Speaker 3: Now you know, people say no to me and I
Speaker 3: ask the question, do you mind me asking why? Because
Speaker 3: ask the why, because that's the only way you give
Speaker 3: constructive criticism. And you may not always agree with it,
Speaker 3: but take a little bit from it and go okay.
Speaker 3: You know what, there's a good lesson in being humble,
Speaker 3: being able to learn life's lessons because I tell you what,
Speaker 3: no matter how long you're in any industry, you still
Speaker 3: have to continue learning. If we don't continue learning it emotionally, mentally,
Speaker 3: and physically. You have to push your body. You have
Speaker 3: to push your mind, you have to push your spirit
Speaker 3: because that's how you become a better human thing. And
Speaker 3: part of that, a big part of that is learning
Speaker 3: how to deal with rejection.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm, I'm going to try to ask me out
Speaker 1: in a day. Oh my god, Delia, I was just
Speaker 1: about too. You knew what we had, Dylan. I don't
Speaker 1: have a rain drove. I have a hay On di thirty,
Speaker 1: but I can still pick you up. Would you like
Speaker 1: to die on a day? Okay? Thank you?
Speaker 2: How do you feel?
Speaker 1: I feel crushed.
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: I feel fine. I feel fine and I'm happy. It's
Speaker 1: just friends that that was good. She's right, she's right now.
Speaker 5: We were saying earlier that a big part of real
Speaker 5: estate is being able to spin shit and yes, describe
Speaker 5: things in such a way that makes them sound really glamorous.
Speaker 5: And I believe MITCHI you've got a bit of a
Speaker 5: challenge for old make DeLine o.
Speaker 1: Yes, because I see you selling a house right, and
Speaker 1: you are so descriptive and the way you like it's
Speaker 1: sometimes I could close my eyes and I could still
Speaker 1: picture what the house looks like without even seeing it.
Speaker 1: You guys do such a good job of selling these properties.
Speaker 1: Mitch and I, like we said, we're no Jeff bezos is.
Speaker 1: So we don't have super mansions in you know, the
Speaker 1: eastern suburbs, but we do have humble little apartments. So
Speaker 1: what we've done is we have text a leader a
Speaker 1: photo of both of our living rooms, and we thought,
Speaker 1: would you be able to, in your most professional way,
Speaker 1: sell our apartments as if it was an open house
Speaker 1: or someone was looking at getting it.
Speaker 5: Trying to make the most unglamorous apartments ever sound desirable.
Speaker 3: You're asking me to spinish it, aren't you.
Speaker 1: Yes, yep, basically yes. So you've got mine and Mitchell's.
Speaker 1: Mine's really white, and then Mitchell's has the cat, So
Speaker 1: you can start which which the cat doesn't come with
Speaker 1: the apartment? By the way, okay, am I going for
Speaker 1: the white white room?
Speaker 3: First?
Speaker 1: Go to Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, So this is a wonderful room. It's got very
Speaker 3: high ceilings, got quarter ceiling doors which lead out effortlessly
Speaker 3: to sun drenched balcony, lots of bench seating, one of
Speaker 3: fabulous entertaining space, great for al fresco dining people all
Speaker 3: year round, entertaining at its very finest.
Speaker 1: Look at those district views.
Speaker 2: On my goodness, god, eight billion dollars.
Speaker 3: My commission's going up as Well's good.
Speaker 1: That's so great. I am sold. We'll put the photo ups.
Speaker 5: Feel like my house might be more of a challenge
Speaker 5: because I took this photo without cleaning up first, so
Speaker 5: it's a bit of a pig sie.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, your apartment is really warm and cozy, wonderful
Speaker 3: floors leading out this very private balcony with exposed break
Speaker 3: which is a lovely feature for the sixties. We've got
Speaker 3: more all seating areas, there's tons of storage and lots
Speaker 3: of room for cats.
Speaker 1: Done.
Speaker 5: How I go? You do remarkably well. I could see
Speaker 5: a bit of panic in your eyes. You're like, how
Speaker 5: the fuck do I talk this place up?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well, you know, I have to.
Speaker 3: Say my very first place was in Dover Heights and
Speaker 3: it was a tiny little ship off of a place.
Speaker 3: The toilet was so tiny. Had to squeeze myself in
Speaker 3: to go there. But it doesn't matter where you start
Speaker 3: to finishes that counts. Yes, everyone's got redeeming features, don't they.
Speaker 1: Hey, look, we adore you, and lots of listings has
Speaker 1: been renewed for season two, which is such great news.
Speaker 5: I was really I couldn't believe when season one finished.
Speaker 5: I binged them all in one go and I was like,
Speaker 5: what is that? It? So thank god it's coming back
Speaker 5: to season two, Delene.
Speaker 1: I loved it. You started filming. Yes, we have, we have,
Speaker 1: Oh we can't wait. And delean on me. The podcast
Speaker 1: coming soon.
Speaker 3: We lean on me.
Speaker 1: You're the best. Thank you for coming on. We'll talk sooner.
Speaker 2: Than you're listening to.
Speaker 1: Is it just me the rude shocks of young adulthood? Well,
Speaker 1: there you go. Wasn't she good? I love her the
Speaker 1: way she sold our houses, although, Mitch, what a shame
Speaker 1: we don't have updated photos of your property. She did
Speaker 1: your old Tia did her domestic blitz.
Speaker 5: I showed her a photo of my apartment before I redecorated.
Speaker 5: If you look at the before and after photos on
Speaker 5: my Instagram of my apartment, those photos are the exact
Speaker 5: ones I sent to lean so like it wasn't pretty.
Speaker 7: Can we also mention your cat looking like?
Speaker 5: Can we get my cat looks like a dead cat
Speaker 5: that she doesn't move?
Speaker 1: We have to put these photos on the Instagram. Poor
Speaker 1: Isabella looks like she's being shoved. She looks embalmed and
Speaker 1: stuffed with little glittering eyes. It's terrible.
Speaker 5: La reminds me of when the night clubs were still
Speaker 5: open up in the Poked bathroom. Dis quiet.
Speaker 1: All right, speaking of Delane Deale and Dealinn and whatever
Speaker 1: it is that surely brings me out of this imaginary
Speaker 1: probation I've been floating in for the last few months. Hmm.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Look, I was very impressed because you've been in a
Speaker 5: trial shift as our guest booker for the last little while,
Speaker 5: because regular listeners would know that I fired you because
Speaker 5: you weren't sending out the red roofs surprising back on probation.
Speaker 1: Now you have no power to do so, but he
Speaker 1: claims to have done. I just sit back and let
Speaker 1: you do it.
Speaker 5: Mitchell, don't back chat. So I put you on probation,
Speaker 5: and your trial as our guest booker was your chance
Speaker 5: to come out of probation. And I was very impressed
Speaker 5: because it was this was as simple as the process
Speaker 5: it was. I said, I like that Deleane chick, get
Speaker 5: her on, and it happened. It was It was very
Speaker 5: very impressive, and I was like, wow, he is capable.
Speaker 1: If this doesn't bring me out of probation, what fucking will? Yes?
Speaker 5: Okay, one more, one more guest. If you can get
Speaker 5: one more guest, then you're officially on a roll and
Speaker 5: you'll be brought out of probation.
Speaker 1: I can finally get an investment property.
Speaker 7: It's exciting.
Speaker 5: You'll still be a junior, but you'll be out of probation.
Speaker 1: So your word. Now, one more guest and I'm out
Speaker 1: of probation.
Speaker 5: In the next two weeks.
Speaker 1: All right, deal, I can do it.
Speaker 5: Okay, excited, I feel good.
Speaker 1: All right, let's cleanse the palette. Are we ready for
Speaker 1: a fan favorite? Let's take a peek at Jenna's junk,
Speaker 1: shall we? Yeah, Jenna's junk. Fan faith people love this.
Speaker 5: It's so full, which is really weird that they love it,
Speaker 5: because Jenna's junk is literally where we toss all of
Speaker 5: our crap ideas. When you and I are thinking of
Speaker 5: an is it just me talking point to bring up
Speaker 5: on the podcast, and we decide no, that's boring, that's
Speaker 5: not going to go anywhere. We throw it in the
Speaker 5: trash and then Jenna rummages around in her junction. You know,
Speaker 5: she loves to copper feel in her junk.
Speaker 1: For something. I can see it from him, Jen, it
Speaker 1: is Oh my god.
Speaker 5: There's a lot. It would be fair to say that
Speaker 5: Jenna's junk has been neglected of late.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yep, all right, Jenny, you're ready to dive
Speaker 1: into your.
Speaker 7: Junk and more than ready's well, they're so bad.
Speaker 8: Do you think Bubblo Bill has this depression ice cream?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's mine. Just look at him. Look at Bubblo
Speaker 5: Bill's face.
Speaker 1: Let me get a fresh so a Bubblo Bill google
Speaker 1: it if you're not familiar, is a famous ice cream.
Speaker 1: He's a cowboy with a with a bubble gum no
Speaker 1: for a nose. Yeah yeah, and he's miserable.
Speaker 7: Wait, we need to look at her.
Speaker 1: Oh no, he looks so sad.
Speaker 5: He has been through some shit. I feel pois.
Speaker 1: I think he's definitely drought ridden. His wife doesn't love
Speaker 1: him anymore, and he can't fucking stop the mice and
Speaker 1: he's just given up.
Speaker 7: Oh of course.
Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone needs to beare a thought for Bubblo Bill today.
Speaker 5: Next time you go to devour his head off.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny, bubbalo Bill depressed, sad, that fucking
Speaker 1: streets mascot lion super happy? Why did he get you
Speaker 1: know the lion?
Speaker 5: Yeah, of course, Yeah, I gotta say that Bubblo Bills.
Speaker 5: It's a bit of hidden myss. Sometimes that bubble gum
Speaker 5: that's you know, his nose. Sometimes it's fine, it's a
Speaker 5: beautiful bubble gum. Sometimes it's like rotten and invite into
Speaker 5: it and it's liquid inside and you're like.
Speaker 4: By date on this?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, apparently it's a UK snack as well. He's
Speaker 1: big in the UK. So who would have known?
Speaker 5: A bubblo Bill needs no introduction?
Speaker 1: Dullatte? No, sorry, my er? All right, jump back in,
Speaker 1: jenn Im so sorry, what's happened?
Speaker 5: You're not passing, Brad?
Speaker 7: No, no, no, I need to go to my junk.
Speaker 1: No, Jenny's John, where's my junk? You pouring your wine? Michelle?
Speaker 1: Maybe did you hear that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Where I go? There?
Speaker 5: Where you go?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? Jack so much here handy?
Speaker 5: Oh is it just me?
Speaker 8: Or does coals and woolies pasta salad taste like metal?
Speaker 1: That's one that's me. That's amazing. It's not the immediate
Speaker 1: pasta salad taste. It is the immediate after taste after
Speaker 1: you swallow. It sounds like you've just given a deep
Speaker 1: throat to a cyborg.
Speaker 2: Do you know what.
Speaker 5: I don't think that it ever used to be like that.
Speaker 5: It's only been in recent times.
Speaker 1: It tastes like TV staty. You know when you were
Speaker 1: a kid and you had one of those weird square
Speaker 1: energizer batteries that you put on the tip of your
Speaker 1: toget and you go, yeah, that's what fucking coals and
Speaker 1: wi pasta bake tastes like. And it's criminal. Why why
Speaker 1: do we put up with it?
Speaker 7: We should ask them? Why does it taste like metal?
Speaker 1: Should I call the wolves Deli?
Speaker 5: Oh that's a bit aggressive. What's the old bird and
Speaker 5: the deligate to know?
Speaker 7: Curious?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't make it made. You don't have to
Speaker 1: call you to leave her our parent company. It's over
Speaker 1: my head. Dan Mitchell knows what I'm talking about, Jenna,
Speaker 1: do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 7: I've never had it.
Speaker 1: Oh, it tastes like battery acid.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's seriously, it's like rocket fuel. It's like so
Speaker 5: metallicy and like it just tastes toxic.
Speaker 1: It does. It tastes like arsenic. Anyway, we won't call them.
Speaker 1: I don't want to put she's in, she's quick, she
Speaker 1: moves on.
Speaker 7: Oh they're so bad?
Speaker 8: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: Or should retractable dog leads be banned?
Speaker 1: That's a recent one because I tripped on one.
Speaker 7: Safety issues for the dog or anything.
Speaker 1: But no, you know what I'm talking.
Speaker 5: What's the retractable dog lead?
Speaker 1: Okay, So a normal dog leader is like a piece
Speaker 1: of material that's maybe or too long, and you walk
Speaker 1: your dog and it's classic, tried and true.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I walk my cat.
Speaker 1: It's true, very true, which we haven't brought up yet,
Speaker 1: but that's a whole different kettle fish beginn of shrinks
Speaker 1: people have. They're like little hoses like they're they're they're
Speaker 1: wound up, and they probably go up to five to
Speaker 1: ten meters and they have a little hand, so it's
Speaker 1: your dog can run off, but you still have hold
Speaker 1: of it. Anyway, I was going going from daily walks
Speaker 1: now and I went for a walk on the weekend
Speaker 1: and this lady was walking in front of me. She
Speaker 1: was really slow and she had her two kids. And
Speaker 1: you know, when you try to overtake someone, it's kind
Speaker 1: of hard, but you so you have to walk up
Speaker 1: and then you go around and you get in front
Speaker 1: of them. Easy done. But she had a little Maltese
Speaker 1: terrier on an extendo.
Speaker 5: Oh we know how you feel about those.
Speaker 7: Oh hooco all.
Speaker 1: I'd even seen the leader wanted to pelt the thing,
Speaker 1: and it's walking in front of me.
Speaker 5: It's pelting me, picturing a nerf gun.
Speaker 1: I think, pelt me throw something. I think I wanted
Speaker 1: to throw my airpod's case at it. Anyway, this little
Speaker 1: I hear the fuck is that sounds like a plane
Speaker 1: is landing when a rope has been pulled. And this
Speaker 1: moll teath runs forward. So what I do is I go,
Speaker 1: oh fuck, I'm gonna have to step over it. So
Speaker 1: as I go to overtake, picture me stepping one foot over.
Speaker 6: Then this more teeth wraps back around my right ankle,
Speaker 6: like oh, sorry, you're trapped, and this lady goes maybe
Speaker 6: and I hold on, and then I go down to
Speaker 6: like pull it off, but it's wrapped around my left
Speaker 6: leg and I'm being wrapped up like in a Looney
Speaker 6: Trims film, and this woman can't get me off. And
Speaker 6: then Mimi's being gagged because my fucking fat calf is
Speaker 6: pulling at her robe.
Speaker 1: It was so traumatic it needs.
Speaker 5: To be banned.
Speaker 1: And it's a common expression, you know, when when someone's
Speaker 1: been a bit naughty, you'll go put them on a
Speaker 1: bit of a leak. You pull the leash. Can't pull
Speaker 1: an extendo leash. Get the dog's thirty meters into the
Speaker 1: fucking Northern suburbs. Bullshit.
Speaker 5: Oh, I have no idea why this is in Jane's
Speaker 5: young That was great.
Speaker 7: Hey, here I go.
Speaker 8: So it just me? Or did you think blimps weren't real?
Speaker 5: Mate? I put that in there? What what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I literally thought that they were some sort of fictional
Speaker 5: thing that they invented on The Simpsons because I'd never
Speaker 5: seen a blimp in my real life.
Speaker 1: Were you when you saw the first one? I believe.
Speaker 5: I was on Bondi Beach and I was like, oh
Speaker 5: my god, is that an actual blimp? But not only that,
Speaker 5: my cousin got a job as a blimp driver or
Speaker 5: a blimp pilot.
Speaker 1: Oh god god, what a gig.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: When Mum told me, oh, Andrew's flying blimps, now, I
Speaker 5: was like, what are you fucking talking about?
Speaker 1: Blimps are cool. I've I've seen a couple, but I've
Speaker 1: never been in a blim. I'd love to do it.
Speaker 7: But what about the Nickelodeon blimp?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because there were awards Mitchell a blinch. Yeah, when
Speaker 1: you win a Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award, it's again.
Speaker 5: I thought that they were just like fictional. But here's
Speaker 5: a little brainstorm for the show. You got to hustle
Speaker 5: our segment where we have like unconventional ideas to plug
Speaker 5: the show, Jenna, could you find out how much it
Speaker 5: costs to hire a blimp. I've got a kid to
Speaker 5: yo and I'm not afraid to spend it. I want
Speaker 5: to get our logo flying throughout Sydney.
Speaker 1: We're profitable now we can and we've got a driver. Yes, true,
Speaker 1: b we've got that. We've now got the capabilities to
Speaker 1: do a show remotely.
Speaker 5: So see all we need we're going to go in
Speaker 5: the blimp.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we do want a show from the blimp.
Speaker 8: No, you know, we can have one to twelve people
Speaker 8: in the blimp and apparently prices range from one hundred
Speaker 8: and fifty to one two hundred a day. Oh, depending
Speaker 8: on size and amenities.
Speaker 5: Do you know what? That's not that bad?
Speaker 8: No, that bad.
Speaker 5: I reckon, we could do this, blimp Mitch. You're good
Speaker 5: at coming up with like catch raisers and slogans. What
Speaker 5: can we call it? Like the Blimp Special? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, blimp and you'll miss it. That's good. I
Speaker 1: actually quite like that.
Speaker 5: Get a quote from the blimp guys. Please.
Speaker 1: Also, blimp's really went out of fashion after the Hindenburg,
Speaker 1: remember Hitler. Sorry, a bit of history for you. I
Speaker 1: studied this in high school. Hitler thought blimps were like
Speaker 1: the transport of the future. So built the giant Hindenburg
Speaker 1: and then it collapsed and blew up and killed all
Speaker 1: these people because it was filled with hydrogen. It was
Speaker 1: just like a giant bomb. They all died.
Speaker 5: Your memory is fascinating, Like you literally can't remember what
Speaker 5: day it is, but you can remember shit like that.
Speaker 5: I know, indented itself in your brain.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong with Oh she's back here?
Speaker 7: I mean, I mean, oh, it's really ful?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: Or how good is the Handmaid's Tail?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's not really that's just a lot of
Speaker 1: people think it's good.
Speaker 7: I mean it's one Awards, so yes.
Speaker 5: It's not just it's that show about the bird that
Speaker 5: plays chess.
Speaker 1: No, the Queen's Gamber, the Queen's gamble.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, my mistake.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is this? Oh my god, I've just
Speaker 1: gotten into the Handmaid's tail. They all wear red hoods,
Speaker 1: so that the here's the plot, Mitchell, the world. There's
Speaker 1: like a pandemic that hit the world or that you
Speaker 1: never They never really address it, but fertility rates and
Speaker 1: bounds like fiction to me, fertility rates amongst the world
Speaker 1: dropped to like five percent, so no one can have babies.
Speaker 1: And then it's really just take over America and they
Speaker 1: capture all the fertile women and they enslave them to
Speaker 1: be handmaids, and they rape them and impregnate them and
Speaker 1: torture them. It's a really good show. I'm not enjoying
Speaker 1: it because of that.
Speaker 7: It is a great show.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I just find it really hard to
Speaker 5: get into shows where it's set in a world that
Speaker 5: I can't imagine myself in, Like when it's just a
Speaker 5: bit too far fetched, like things like Game of Thrones.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm never going to be on a fucking
Speaker 5: horse going into battle, like it's the thing I prefer
Speaker 5: I prefer things that are a little bit real. Like
Speaker 5: you know, I've been watching this show on Fox CIRL.
Speaker 5: It's called The White.
Speaker 1: Lotus Gets His as eight.
Speaker 7: Yeah I saw that.
Speaker 5: Yes, well that's a very minor subplot. But I'm glad
Speaker 5: that that's stuck in your memory.
Speaker 1: So much sense why you can see him?
Speaker 5: Of God?
Speaker 1: But it makes sense.
Speaker 5: Got that it's got that chick. It's there's a meme
Speaker 5: of her where the camera just pans from her shoes
Speaker 5: up and she just goes hi. Yeah, yeah, I just remember.
Speaker 5: But it's got her and a bunch of people. It's
Speaker 5: really good and it's just like a bunch of people
Speaker 5: on vacation in Hawaii at the White Lotus. But thought,
Speaker 5: I can see myself there?
Speaker 1: Is it a comedy drama?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Can you do a Jennifer?
Speaker 7: Please do it?
Speaker 1: Do it, Jennifer, I can't do it.
Speaker 5: Would you know what she's doing. She's gone to the
Speaker 5: White Notice because she wants to scatter her mother's ashes,
Speaker 5: and she doesn't know where to scatter them because she
Speaker 5: can't scatter them in the ocean. It feels like I'm
Speaker 5: feeding fish.
Speaker 1: Oh good, I might watch it.
Speaker 5: You've sold me quite I've been watching so much TV.
Speaker 5: Guys like like those things got it all over and
Speaker 5: done within two days, Big Little Eyes, Oh two days.
Speaker 1: Got it over and Mitchell I just did big Little lies.
Speaker 1: Did you watch Season two? Yeah? How good was Meryl
Speaker 1: Streep in the courtroom scene? Wasn't that brilliant?
Speaker 5: I know, I can't believe that Meryl Streep is such
Speaker 5: a good actress playing a mole that I now hate
Speaker 5: Meryl Streep like I never thought I was capable.
Speaker 1: True, she was brilliant. That Nicole Kip and that Nicole.
Speaker 5: Kip and I think that she's gonna be something that
Speaker 5: will and Reese Frotherspoon.
Speaker 1: Yes, she's got a big career ahead of her.
Speaker 7: I'm in.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: Or did you just realize the best way to unfollow
Speaker 8: people you don't care about on Instagram?
Speaker 3: This is me.
Speaker 1: I've got a tip.
Speaker 5: Have you only just learned how to muse people? No?
Speaker 1: No, god, No, I'm not that thick. This is a tip.
Speaker 1: Everyone get your phones out.
Speaker 5: Okay, yep, I'm on my Instagram.
Speaker 1: Then hit follow in right in that. You probably think
Speaker 1: there's a lot of inactive accounts, maybe some bots, maybe
Speaker 1: people who have deleted their accounts you still follow, So
Speaker 1: click following and then see at the top it says
Speaker 1: most shown in feed Mitchell, you're in that for me, Jenny,
Speaker 1: you're in that for me. Kisses in that for me.
Speaker 1: But then it showed you least interacted with.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm just looking at this now, so it literally
Speaker 5: tells you you don't care about these clowns and follow them.
Speaker 7: Yes, get rid of them. It's telling me to unfollow Kesher.
Speaker 5: Do it the algorithm, who for some reason is at
Speaker 5: the top of my most shown in feed healthy Harold.
Speaker 7: No, you can't get rid of him.
Speaker 5: No, he's my most shown I don't think I've ever
Speaker 5: seen anything, but it's in my most.
Speaker 7: Shown healthy Harald.
Speaker 1: Why the fuck do I follow healthy Harald? Now go
Speaker 1: to least interacted with Guy Sebastian. Oh, you can't unfollow guy,
Speaker 1: friend of the show, ABC Eyewitness New San Diego.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, this can't be right. What one of
Speaker 5: my least interacted with people is Shania Twain. There's a fault,
Speaker 5: there's a glitch.
Speaker 1: What could that mean? Mitchell?
Speaker 5: I interact with her all the fucking time. I love Shania.
Speaker 1: You know, it's even interesting, more interesting to go to
Speaker 1: their account and to see if they're still following you,
Speaker 1: and most of the time they're not.
Speaker 5: No, don't get caught up in that. Don't get caught
Speaker 5: up in that. That's your anxiety talking, Dylan.
Speaker 1: So I think that way much very true. Anyway, that's
Speaker 1: that the other day, and I think my following was
Speaker 1: at three thousand I think I followed like a good
Speaker 1: eight hundred people.
Speaker 5: Do you find it weird when people get a bit
Speaker 5: obsessive about the amount of people they're following versus how
Speaker 5: many followers call any old bar said, I don't give
Speaker 5: a fuck. People are like, oh, my ratio throng and
Speaker 5: I grow up get a lot.
Speaker 1: I couldn't care lest.
Speaker 8: Yeah and back then Okay, is it just me? Or
Speaker 8: do your AirPods never fall out?
Speaker 5: This is something this I put that in there. This
Speaker 5: is one of mine. My sister was talking to me
Speaker 5: about how I wear AirPods and she's like, I could
Speaker 5: never get those. I'd just get so sick and then
Speaker 5: falling out. And I was like, Dulan, they don't fall
Speaker 5: out their air pods. And I had the same concern
Speaker 5: when I first got AirPods they would fall out and
Speaker 5: I'd lose it. But I think that concern stems from
Speaker 5: when you had the headphones with the cord on it.
Speaker 5: They don't fall out. It's the cord that somehow pulls it.
Speaker 7: That's true.
Speaker 5: And so AirPods they never fall out.
Speaker 1: You know, my AirPods don't fall out.
Speaker 5: I don't think they could fall out if I make them.
Speaker 5: Got yours. I'm going to see if we can like
Speaker 5: literally force them to fall out.
Speaker 1: I've got look.
Speaker 5: Look, I'm violently shaking my head. Nothing comes out.
Speaker 1: My headphones are coming off. You know an Apple fanboy?
Speaker 1: So am I going to shake my This won't be
Speaker 1: good for my Kiari? Just give it a shake.
Speaker 5: Okay, don't do it. Make Jenna do it. I don't
Speaker 5: care about her brain cells.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I'll do It's fine, It's fine, I
Speaker 1: can do it. I can do it.
Speaker 5: See if you can make an AirPod fall out. They
Speaker 5: never do.
Speaker 1: I'm going to have to put some music on, are
Speaker 1: you though? A pump up song by Kesher?
Speaker 7: I'm a motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this will get me right here?
Speaker 5: We good choice. No, that's definitely not going to do it.
Speaker 5: You need gravity on your.
Speaker 1: Ship, all right. I'm going to pretend I'm in a
Speaker 1: car accident. This is a pretty hard the right side.
Speaker 5: Pretend that you've just gotten out of the pool and
Speaker 5: you've got a bit of water stuck in your ear.
Speaker 5: Get the water out of your ear. It's a bit blocked.
Speaker 1: Like tow Put the hot dogs on, babe. I'll just
Speaker 1: try off. Yeah, slice the watermelon now, I'm ready.
Speaker 5: Bashed your own skull in.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, it's not working. These things are
Speaker 1: stuck in. If these AirPods didn't pop out when me, me,
Speaker 1: the fucking Cavali King Charles was wrapped around my ankles,
Speaker 1: they're not coming out now, these things.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying. You don't have to worry about it.
Speaker 1: Case closed. There you go. Listen, let's get out of here.
Speaker 1: What a great episode to episode eighty, which is when
Speaker 1: normal old people die. So do you think this show
Speaker 1: will get past eighty?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I did so, true multiple time people live beyond eighty.
Speaker 5: These days come on and.
Speaker 1: This time next week I'll be getting my second fire
Speaker 1: as a jabo. And when are you guys getting your jabs?
Speaker 1: You booked in for Astra because if you're young in Australia,
Speaker 1: get Astroseneka. It is so easily available. I've got the
Speaker 1: brain condition, so that's why I'm getting PISER. But get astrosenica. Guys,
Speaker 1: it's out there.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So you because of your brain condition, you were
Speaker 5: on the short list, like you were prioritized with Fizer
Speaker 5: and eligible.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Because of my chronic illness, I was eligible for PISER
Speaker 5: as well. And the nearest booking I could get was
Speaker 5: like early September. And oddly enough, I checked my calendar.
Speaker 5: That's the same day that Isabella's vaccination's a JIB, so
Speaker 5: She'll be going to the vet on the same day
Speaker 5: I'm going to get my JAB. But I'm thinking, God,
Speaker 5: early September, I could just get astrosenica in the meantime,
Speaker 5: do you reckon I should?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you should.
Speaker 7: I'm in the exact same boat.
Speaker 8: So I've got a fines of vaccination appointment at next month,
Speaker 8: like early September, and I'm thinking, should I.
Speaker 1: Just listen the way it's going in Sydney in New
Speaker 1: South Wales at the moment, like I would just get it.
Speaker 1: I would get astrosenica, But I'm already one FISER down,
Speaker 1: so I've got to get the next one.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, seeing as I passed with Flying Colors and I'm
Speaker 5: allowed in Jenna's singles Bubble. Maybe we should go get
Speaker 5: the jab together, Jenna, what do you reckon? Jenna's junk
Speaker 5: becomes Janna's jab totally cool?
Speaker 1: Yes, wow, what was coming up? Blimp and you'll miss it?
Speaker 1: I love and you'll miss it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: We have to do it just so we can use
Speaker 5: that slogan, book the blimp for fox up.
Speaker 1: I'm booking the blim one more big Happy birthday to
Speaker 1: contracept you die from Sam. We love you. Sitting at
Speaker 1: his desk now doing work because with the show we
Speaker 1: bought him wet, we did bore him.
Speaker 7: He's coming back.
Speaker 1: He's coming back. She's coming back. She's running over.
Speaker 4: Sorry, my headphone's died and I kind of thought, listen
Speaker 4: to all of the restaurants.
Speaker 5: You mean to tell me that this is all a facade.
Speaker 5: Sam's not actually sitting there producing it. Doesn't even listen.
Speaker 5: You doesn't even listen.
Speaker 1: Sam. We have a birthday song for you, now, let's
Speaker 1: roll it. You have a birthday, We have none. We
Speaker 1: sing to you. There it is hello.
Speaker 5: I thought this was a special song just for me.
Speaker 1: This is Jarney. You start, let's all say together.
Speaker 8: She knows.
Speaker 1: So the crime was the most general. It's like someone
Speaker 1: describing this podcast as it is an audio medium.
Speaker 5: You can listen.
Speaker 1: That is it on your phone? Yes?
Speaker 4: You can?
Speaker 7: And that goes for the birthday song was so unexpected.
Speaker 7: I wasn't expecting it.
Speaker 1: Mitch pointed out that, well, I mean I didn't ask
Speaker 1: her to do that, but to Midch pointed out that
Speaker 1: the lyrics don't even make sense.
Speaker 5: Yeah, listen to this. You have a birthday, we have none,
Speaker 5: she says to you. You have a birthday, we have none.
Speaker 5: We sing to you. And it's like, Tamara, you're meant
Speaker 5: to be solving crime stale and if you're too deep,
Speaker 5: I think you'll find that everyone has a fucking birthday.
Speaker 5: What do you mean we have none?
Speaker 1: Everyone has a birthday, We have none. We sing to you,
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, We sing to you, Happy birthday.
Speaker 5: Did you even request that part of the cameo.
Speaker 1: No, I will send you the body I said.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 1: Let me. I'm gonna get it up now and I'm
Speaker 1: going to tell you exactly what she said because it
Speaker 1: was so thoughtable. No, No, this was so far from
Speaker 1: the truth, like ordering a cake. And getting back a Panini.
Speaker 5: I was like, Tomara, stick to the script, Tomara, tuney,
Speaker 5: you're supposed to be an actress.
Speaker 1: All right, this is what I said. So the question
Speaker 1: was about recipient. I said, his name is Mitchell Coombs.
Speaker 1: Mitchell's cat's name is Isabella, who he adores. Mitchell's nickname
Speaker 1: is Dalen. Our fans are called in Durant idiots. None
Speaker 1: of no, none was mentioned.
Speaker 5: No shout out for Isabella. She just started fucking yodling
Speaker 5: at me.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 5: I also noticed in that cameo she says when she
Speaker 5: was talking up her character, saying she solved the cra
Speaker 5: she is the fucking best. When she was talking her up,
Speaker 5: she says, we don't see enough of that. I miss her.
Speaker 5: I felt that she was throwing shade at Laura. Order
Speaker 5: s for you because for many seasons early on, she
Speaker 5: was a main character, and she was in the opening credits.
Speaker 5: But now she's not on the opening credits, and she
Speaker 5: just pops up once in a blue moon. It's like
Speaker 5: a recurring extra or whatever. So I really voted, and
Speaker 5: she's fucking pissed.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, that's a good point. Well, we appreciate Melinda
Speaker 1: for coming on the show. What a present and we
Speaker 1: paid her to do. All right, let's get out of here.
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Speaker 5: Ap Welcome to a to D brief. This is our
Speaker 5: secret segment. On the end, we pretend we're done, and
Speaker 5: we hope to God that no one actually hears this part.
Speaker 5: So if you've discovered the secret, keep it to yourself
Speaker 5: because we don't want this getting out there. This is
Speaker 5: this is our deep shame, this segment.
Speaker 1: This is when you clock off work on a Friday
Speaker 1: night and you only invite like the three work friends.
Speaker 1: You have to go out and get and get drinks.
Speaker 1: After you don't invite everyone, Yeah, and you go, hey,
Speaker 1: it could be trash, but let's go get a couple
Speaker 1: of drinks. Sometimes that's the best night of your life.
Speaker 1: Other times you don't want to remember it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, this section of the podcast is like your core friends,
Speaker 5: where you are unguarded and you are comfortable being a
Speaker 5: fucking grot in front of them. That's how we're doing
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 1: Addbrief is the close friends of the podcasting world.
Speaker 5: Yes, I think close friends on Instagram picture.
Speaker 1: Are green and ring floating around this audio as we speak.
Speaker 5: I don't know, though, because I'm in a lot of
Speaker 5: people's close friends. Like I see people's close friends stories
Speaker 5: and I'm like, I wouldn't call you a close friend
Speaker 5: of mine? Why are you trusting me? Like I literally
Speaker 5: only have people who have basically anyone who's stepped foot
Speaker 5: in my home. They're allowed to be on my close
Speaker 5: friends on Instagram. But yeah, I'm in some people who
Speaker 5: are like media colleagues, and I'm like, I don't fucking
Speaker 5: trust you. Yeah, I'm not putting you in mind.
Speaker 1: I agree. I also think seeing someone's close friends story
Speaker 1: is a great way to tell where their insecurities are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: cause some people will just put up them rolling out
Speaker 1: dough to make cinnamon scrolls. They're like cinnamon scrolls Like
Speaker 1: this could have gone on the.
Speaker 7: Main Like, why are you exactly why are you writing that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's very odd, but I very rarely
Speaker 1: use it.
Speaker 7: I've never used it really.
Speaker 5: No. Yeah, I don't know if you've noticed, but I'm
Speaker 5: quite an unguarded gronk on my main story. I've put
Speaker 5: nothing to hide for you. Can you imagine how much
Speaker 5: effort it would be? You know those people that have
Speaker 5: a second Instagram account where they're like, I'm messy, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: oh god, I can't imagine you and I couldn't do it. Oy.
Speaker 5: I just remembered something because we were talking about Instagram?
Speaker 5: Did I tell you? Guys? I don't think I did.
Speaker 5: I got this message, and I would love to know,
Speaker 5: in your opinion, how you feel that I should respond.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, read it out.
Speaker 5: The message says, Hi, Mitchell, I'd like to apologize for
Speaker 5: what I did to your friends at the seven to
Speaker 5: eleven that night. It's something I will never forget and
Speaker 5: something I truly regret. I don't need to explain where
Speaker 5: I was at in my life at that time, and
Speaker 5: I don't expect you to forgive me, but I have
Speaker 5: been wanting to say this for a few years. You
Speaker 5: deserve an apology. For my behavior. Ooh, now do you
Speaker 5: know the backstory to this?
Speaker 1: No, I don't know the backstory.
Speaker 7: Oh it's a lot, yeah.
Speaker 1: About this.
Speaker 5: I knew Jenna at the time, but I don't think
Speaker 5: i'd even met you, Mitch. And this is not something
Speaker 5: that I would tell a new friend.
Speaker 1: Remember my life pre Mitchell, pre birth. Yeah, please.
Speaker 5: So me and my friends we were leaving a house
Speaker 5: party and I was the designated driver and we took
Speaker 5: my friend's car. I didn't drink a thing because I
Speaker 5: was driving home. I got in her car and I said,
Speaker 5: do you have pea plates? This is how long ago
Speaker 5: this was. I'm out twenty five. I would have been
Speaker 5: like twenty.
Speaker 1: You've had your fulls for like four fucking years.
Speaker 5: Yeah, for ages. And so I said you have pea plates?
Speaker 5: She said no, and I said, well, I'm not driving
Speaker 5: home without them. I want to do the right thing,
Speaker 5: obeyed the law. So we went to seven eleven to
Speaker 5: buy pea plates.
Speaker 1: Very hard, courteous, yeah.
Speaker 5: Yes, very responsible. I stayed in the car. My friends
Speaker 5: went inside to buy the pea plates. As they came
Speaker 5: out of the seven to eleven, I could hear shouting.
Speaker 5: And so this woman had picked a fight with one
Speaker 5: of my friends and my friend, which they shouldn't have done.
Speaker 5: They were arguing back and I went full Mitchell on
Speaker 5: my friends and I said, get in the car, shut
Speaker 5: your mouth, stop egging them on, like be quiet. And
Speaker 5: so we're in the car and this woman who picked
Speaker 5: a fight she speeds off and I was like, okay,
Speaker 5: thank god that's over. And then we're putting the pea
Speaker 5: plates on, getting ready to go home, and then the
Speaker 5: car she left in comes screaming back around the corner
Speaker 5: parks us in, so they've parked behind our car, so
Speaker 5: I can't reverse out. I'm now stuck. And she gets
Speaker 5: out of the car with this big burly boyfriend of
Speaker 5: hers and they smashed the window, punch me in the face,
Speaker 5: grab the keys out of the ignition, throw them into
Speaker 5: a bush so we can't leave, and they're like attacking
Speaker 5: us at this point, and I'm shouting to my friend
Speaker 5: in the passenger seat, can you call triple zero? But
Speaker 5: they've gone to pieces. Unlike me, they don't cope well
Speaker 5: under pressure. They're all crying, and I was like, can
Speaker 5: you get it together and call the fucking cops. I'm
Speaker 5: being beaten by a junkie right now and anyway, they
Speaker 5: went home. Eventually they pissed off after smash all the windows.
Speaker 5: The car was written off.
Speaker 1: And I'm so sorry. That's so traumatic, your poor thing.
Speaker 5: I didn't know this, It wasn't. It's not something I
Speaker 5: look back on as being traumatic. It's more weird because
Speaker 5: I could tell as I was being bludgeoned that this
Speaker 5: chick was clearly the chick and her boyfriend were clearly
Speaker 5: not sound of mine, like they were under the influence
Speaker 5: of something. You know, something was going on.
Speaker 1: So where does the DNA to play.
Speaker 5: Well five years later or whatever, she's messaged me and
Speaker 5: said it was Yeah, it was the woman, the woman
Speaker 5: who picked a fight with my friend who kind of
Speaker 5: overreacted and then went home, got her fucking boyfriend and
Speaker 5: said let's go bash these kids.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: She's now reached out and said, I'm so sorry for that.
Speaker 5: I'd completely forgotten this happened. What do I even say
Speaker 5: to that, Like, it's fine that you punched me in
Speaker 5: the face and you know I got glass in my throat,
Speaker 5: like you punched you smashed the windscreen. It's it's weird.
Speaker 1: It's at the time, did you not try to contact
Speaker 1: the police or press any charges or go through Do.
Speaker 5: You know what the funny thing is? The police came
Speaker 5: and took our statements and one of them said to me,
Speaker 5: do you do YouTube? And I was like, yes, I
Speaker 5: knew who I was. One of the cocks knew who
Speaker 5: I was. But I didn't realize the woman knew who
Speaker 5: I was because she's now reached out to me and said, oh,
Speaker 5: I've wanted to apologize all this time. And I'm like,
Speaker 5: did you already follow me on Instagram?
Speaker 1: Or that's why your content was terrible at that time,
Speaker 1: I would have punched you too, to be honest.
Speaker 5: She's like, I'm like, did you already know who I
Speaker 5: was and you were comfortable with bashing me? Or did
Speaker 5: you discover me later on? And think I remember punching
Speaker 5: that kid in the face, Like I really want to
Speaker 5: know how she what her you know, situation is her
Speaker 5: relationship to me?
Speaker 1: How funny if she found your six month after kept
Speaker 1: sharing all your posts, being like this guy's funny, he's
Speaker 1: so familiar. Probably went to school with one kid, and
Speaker 1: then it just clicked one day when she had Mitchell
Speaker 1: Kumb's impression in her knuckles, that's that pluff that I bashed.
Speaker 1: That's awful. Well, you know, you don't owe her anything.
Speaker 5: No, no, but I just really want to say to her,
Speaker 5: it's fine. I'm not holding it against you. But she
Speaker 5: did allude to the fact that she goes, I don't
Speaker 5: need to explain where I was at in my life
Speaker 5: at that time, and the cops later got back to
Speaker 5: us and said that within a twenty four hour time period,
Speaker 5: she also reported the big burly boyfriend that came and
Speaker 5: bashed us. She reported him for like domestic violence. So
Speaker 5: I'm like, clearly, clearly something was going on there. There's
Speaker 5: a bigger picture situation happening here. She was just like, oh, well,
Speaker 5: clearly she was bashing some fucking twink in his little car.
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to do the right thing. Put my
Speaker 5: peep plates on.
Speaker 1: You know what, if you are okay with it, it
Speaker 1: could be and you're happy to and you're at peace
Speaker 1: with what happened, it could actually could give her a
Speaker 1: whole lot of closure. If you're comfortable with messaging her,
Speaker 1: that could put that whole period of her life to rest.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's a good idea. I probably will
Speaker 5: do that, But I'm just like, this is I never
Speaker 5: expected that I got that message, and I was like,
Speaker 5: what the fuck?
Speaker 1: No, what just say hi? Dunnant leave us a five
Speaker 1: star review? You are void from winning a mate sadly
Speaker 1: to the bashing of my face. However, where even now
Speaker 1: leave us a five star review? Thanks?
Speaker 5: Can you picture this, by the way, as she's literally
Speaker 5: beating me, I'm trying to use my words and just
Speaker 5: talk about it instead of resorting to violence. I was like, honey,
Speaker 5: calm down, let's talk about this, and she's just like
Speaker 5: fucking like just bashing away.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, do what you want if you're happy with it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I reckon give her some closure because it sounds like
Speaker 1: she was going through some shit, the poor thing.
Speaker 5: Wish well, yeah, it sounds like she could do with
Speaker 5: some closure because she said, I've been wanting to say
Speaker 5: this for a few years. It's been ages, And I
Speaker 5: was like, she's still thinking about it, because I thought
Speaker 5: that she was just ruthless, like, oh bash, these guys
Speaker 5: go about my life. It's fine. Wow.
Speaker 1: Is she on private? Have you had a little stalk?
Speaker 1: Is she doing well?
Speaker 5: She is private, and even though she's a private account,
Speaker 5: I can see that her Instagram bio is hashtag no
Speaker 5: underscore regrets in life, so she's clearly got one regret
Speaker 5: punching my fucking head in.
Speaker 1: God, what what if Bayer was hashtag one regret? If
Speaker 1: it's just one and that's it, Oh, your poor thing, miss,
Speaker 1: that's traumatic. Fight off really kicks in in those moments,
Speaker 1: doesn't it.
Speaker 3: Do you know what?
Speaker 5: That was actually great because I've never been in a
Speaker 5: situation like that, and I kept my cool. Yeah, all
Speaker 5: my friends went to Pieces. Albeit they were a bit
Speaker 5: drunk so they were fragile, but they all went to Pieces,
Speaker 5: and I'm saying, can someone call triple zero? I'm being
Speaker 5: punched in the face here, And they were just like, ah,
Speaker 5: they were just you know, distraught, and I'm like, you're
Speaker 5: not even the one being bashed, bitch. So I like
Speaker 5: to think after the learning experience from this is that
Speaker 5: my fight off flight is I keep my cool. I
Speaker 5: can handle myself. If someone wants to attack me in
Speaker 5: the street, bring it on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think. Look, I'm very good under pressure, under
Speaker 1: actual real life stress duress. I'm very good in fight
Speaker 1: off flight. However, my family, everyone in my family who
Speaker 1: absolutely horrific. We once woke up when I lived at
Speaker 1: home and all my sisters lived at home, the whole
Speaker 1: family were there in the shire. We woke up and
Speaker 1: there was a man sleeping. We have like an outdoor cabarana.
Speaker 1: You guys have never been to my family, have you.
Speaker 1: We have like an outdoor entertaining kabana, like it's an
Speaker 1: outside house.
Speaker 5: What he was on your porsch?
Speaker 3: He was?
Speaker 1: He was sleeping on my porush.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, my ten dollar Porsch, not the push.
Speaker 1: And Mum woke up to take Hay, I'm a little
Speaker 1: dog out for a WII in a little dressing gown
Speaker 1: and a Peter Alexander slippers and she sees this man
Speaker 1: asleep after it's been raining all night on our outdoor louch.
Speaker 1: Freaks the fuck out, runs inside. We all lock the
Speaker 1: doors and Mum is freaking. I wake up from the stress.
Speaker 1: My dad is out away. My big sister Becky is
Speaker 1: freaking out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sorry, where's Dad? Pot twist with his personal assistant,
Speaker 5: No doubt.
Speaker 1: Now it was Dad, and that's the pot twist. Now
Speaker 1: it was a homeless man who apparently needed shelter in
Speaker 1: the rain and just slept there. So Becky called the police.
Speaker 1: It was his whole thing, and I'm like, just go
Speaker 1: out and show him. It will be fine. So I
Speaker 1: actually went out and was like, excuse.
Speaker 5: Me, can you explain to me what that would look
Speaker 5: like shoeing?
Speaker 1: I did. I went out and shoot him. So I
Speaker 1: opened the door and I would excuse me, like give
Speaker 1: the moth, mate, give him the mate, excuse me, mate.
Speaker 1: And then he woke up and he was terrified. He
Speaker 1: was more scared than we were. And I'm so sorry,
Speaker 1: so so I needed I need to sleep. And then
Speaker 1: like hobbled out and ran up the side gate and
Speaker 1: was gone, like the guys, I can't.
Speaker 5: Believe that you stepped up like you hate confrontation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but in those moments, that's what I mean. In
Speaker 1: those moments, I was like, Nap, I've got We've got
Speaker 1: to we've got to solve. And I was like the
Speaker 1: man of the house. So I turned off Rpul's drag
Speaker 1: race and I did it. Have I told you the
Speaker 1: story about how we got robbed. Oh my god, this story,
Speaker 1: this story is so bad. We pay my mom out
Speaker 1: all the time. So mama had a couple of wines.
Speaker 1: The Sharkys Football's a massive part of my family. My
Speaker 1: dad was an ex Sharky's player. That's where my mum
Speaker 1: and he sort of met. And mom was at the
Speaker 1: Sharkis game and I was at home hate the football
Speaker 1: with my little sister. So we're sitting home watching the game.
Speaker 1: It's on TV. It's like a kilometer away. So the
Speaker 1: game ends and everyone sort of because our street is
Speaker 1: so close, all the people in the auditorium walk down
Speaker 1: our street back to their cars because that's where they
Speaker 1: all park. So then we get the doorbell opens and
Speaker 1: it's Mum. We open the door, Get high, Mom.
Speaker 3: Just hi.
Speaker 1: Guys clearly had a couple of venos.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 1: I made some friends at the game. Oh no, and
Speaker 1: we go, oh, oh, who hi?
Speaker 5: These two blocks beer fucking shark fans. Obviously they poe
Speaker 5: the risk.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I go oh, instantly going I don't like this.
Speaker 1: I go, oh, okay, Mom, guess they're coming in for
Speaker 1: a drink on the bounty plays with the dog like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you boys to be come on in.
Speaker 1: These two men super sars, like instantly get a bad
Speaker 1: feeling in my stomach. I go, this is weird. They
Speaker 1: wander around the house and go, can I use the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I go, yeah, it's downstairs. So one goes downstairs, one's
Speaker 1: looking into the kitchen and I'm like, oh no, this
Speaker 1: is bad, my mom. These guys need to get you.
Speaker 1: They're fine, they walk back, they're just come in their car.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, this is not good. So I, gentlemen,
Speaker 1: we actually have to go. We have people coming over,
Speaker 1: have to get out. I'm like, now I've got a
Speaker 1: bad feeling. I've got a bad feeling, like, oh mate,
Speaker 1: don't be a party pooper. Me and your mama having fun.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't know her. Get out of the house.
Speaker 1: So I kick them out of the house.
Speaker 5: Isn't it kind of sweet though, that your mom just
Speaker 5: like saw the best in them. I've made friends.
Speaker 1: It was so endearing. And that is my mom. Like
Speaker 1: to a tee, she just like you've seen her on
Speaker 1: install Live. She's like, hi, Fluffy underscore cat legs, callum,
Speaker 1: how are you? How are your Emerald?
Speaker 5: It's like, I'd go to war for you, Fluffy.
Speaker 1: My mom is such an EmPATH. She's so empathetic and
Speaker 1: sympathet She's beautiful. Anyway, that night we are robbed what
Speaker 1: oh no by two men. No, they break in the
Speaker 1: bathroom window, which is where them conveniently went. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I didn't see it. My Becky, my older sister, the
Speaker 1: bathroom windows next to her bedroom. She woke up to
Speaker 1: two men at the window and she she's it was them.
Speaker 1: She saw them and freaked the fucking herself.
Speaker 5: She could have just drawn her gun on those dogs.
Speaker 1: Now this was pre cop They think she was still
Speaker 1: at tom School. I wanted to be a beautician. She
Speaker 1: hadn't made up her mind. And this is a true story,
Speaker 1: had pulled the flight flight screen off and his leg
Speaker 1: was in in the door. He was climbing in and
Speaker 1: she freaked out, kicked him out, and then I still
Speaker 1: play mum out to this day, and she she doesn't.
Speaker 1: She denies it. She denies that she had any part
Speaker 1: in me Like they were not. Yeah, it's actually hilarious.
Speaker 1: It's you're gonna get robbed again.
Speaker 5: Do you know what my parents warned me about robbers
Speaker 5: when I first moved to Sydney, Like they pulled me
Speaker 5: aside and gave me a stern talking to. Because when
Speaker 5: Mum and Dad lived in Sydney, they had three separate
Speaker 5: apartments as a couple, Like both of them living together,
Speaker 5: and all three of them were broken into and specifically
Speaker 5: stole the TV and mum's good curtains. No curtains to steal,
Speaker 5: I know, but I don't know if it's a coincidence.
Speaker 5: But she's like me, fucking curtains keep being flogged. And
Speaker 5: so they they really painted a picture that made me
Speaker 5: think that robbers were going to be a much bigger
Speaker 5: deal in my life. I feel like I'm inviting them
Speaker 5: in now. But I've never been robbed.
Speaker 1: No, I've not been robbed. I know where you live, Mitch,
Speaker 1: I know where you of Jenner and where I live.
Speaker 1: The three of us can't really be robbed. We're kind
Speaker 1: of like in complexes. I think if anyone's gonna get robed,
Speaker 1: it's me. I'm like street level. I'm probably at once.
Speaker 5: I'm allowed in Jennet's singles Bubble who knows what the
Speaker 5: game is?
Speaker 1: Things are going to start going missing, and.
Speaker 5: She's like, where's my fucking cat?
Speaker 7: Where's Connie?
Speaker 1: All right, we need to go guys. Great episode show.
Speaker 1: I loved her too, What a good show. And from
Speaker 1: home to Mitchell, the vibe that that's how you know
Speaker 1: you're onto something good. You know when you've got someone
Speaker 1: from home, but it still works exactly.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 5: I actually forgot. It doesn't feel like we're in different locations.
Speaker 5: It feels like we're in the same room.
Speaker 1: Also, did you I see my new microphone. I spoke
Speaker 1: about it a couple I love it, Mitchell. I went
Speaker 1: on Instagram Live the other night and I wanted people
Speaker 1: to vote for names. Let's decide now there.
Speaker 5: You're naming the microphone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I like that. Yeah, because it's purple. It's
Speaker 1: bright purple at the bottom and then it fades up
Speaker 1: to pink. So the options are the eggplant mic Nah,
Speaker 1: it looks like an egg plant, like the egg plant emoji.
Speaker 5: Okay, but you can't have the and mic in the name,
Speaker 5: like you just got to give it a standalone name
Speaker 5: like Tricksy.
Speaker 1: Oh that's like sy What about Grimace?
Speaker 7: It's pretty other than that, you know what?
Speaker 5: It reminds me of. I used to have my little
Speaker 5: pony that were those same colors, like a pink and
Speaker 5: purple hue, and it was called Twinkle Sparkle.
Speaker 7: I think I had Twinkle Sparkle too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the Twinkle Sparkle, my little pony.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll update you later. We don't have a name. No,
Speaker 1: I don't like to me, I'm not fucking pulling my microphone.
Speaker 1: Twinkle sparkle.
Speaker 5: Is that too gay for you?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 1: I don't mind tricksy, but let's sit on it. No, Rush,
Speaker 1: the mic will stay.
Speaker 5: I do need to Joanne.
Speaker 7: No, I like Joanne.
Speaker 5: Let's just give it a really mundane housewife name, like Trudy.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, I like M for microphone? What about marriage?
Speaker 1: Am or Marjorie Miriam, Miriam Merriam the mic bev Julie. Look,
Speaker 1: we have to sit on it.
Speaker 3: I have to.
Speaker 1: I've got to do a radio show and I'm getting.
Speaker 5: I shan't be sitting on that mic. No, I'm sure
Speaker 5: you could if it doesn't look like a dildo.
Speaker 3: It does.
Speaker 1: Denise the dildo mic, Denise, Debbie, Delene, Delane. Delete the done.
Speaker 1: It's hope she doesn't listen back to the episode. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll see you guys next week for seventy nine. Stay safe,
Speaker 1: look after Yourselves leaves a five star review. Please keeps
Speaker 1: us on the cloud and I'll see you guys next week.
Speaker 5: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, we love you.
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