WEBVTT - MINI! No-cry onions are a thing now? 🧐

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<v Speaker 1>It's Wednesday on the pickup with Britt, Laura and Mitch.

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<v Speaker 3>There has been a scientific breakthrough that I think we

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<v Speaker 3>all need to talk about because this is something that

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<v Speaker 3>could stop the nation, stop the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Question.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you cry when you cut onions? Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>I have a very good technique for stopping it though.

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<v Speaker 4>You wear goggles when you cut them, put on a.

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<v Speaker 1>Parac and you wonder way you and Matt haven't been

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<v Speaker 1>intimate in four decades.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh was in the kitchen with like snow goggles one snowbarning.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't need a big ones.

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<v Speaker 4>Just swimming goggles work perfect cut off.

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<v Speaker 3>If you go all right, well, I have a solution

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<v Speaker 3>for you. In an exclusive at Woolworths as of today,

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<v Speaker 3>they've just been released, they have developed something called the

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<v Speaker 3>tearless onion. They have developed three heaps of sciencey science,

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<v Speaker 3>an onion that you can cut and not cry because

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<v Speaker 3>they took out these something called volatile compounds that makes

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<v Speaker 3>you cry. They took them out overloads of science science

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<v Speaker 3>years and now apparently you can cut an onion and

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<v Speaker 3>not cry.

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<v Speaker 2>It sounds like it'll.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably give you cancer.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's they thought in a white lab.

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<v Speaker 3>Part Matt Moran, The scientists, the onion scientists, I believe.

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<v Speaker 3>So I did wanted to put it to the test.

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<v Speaker 3>So I went this morning, you did, and I got

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<v Speaker 3>a bag of onions. Yeah, here we go, and I

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<v Speaker 3>also here. I'm just gonna got you guys are bread boards,

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<v Speaker 3>chopping boards to take your bread board each.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, so we're gonna put these new no tea

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<v Speaker 2>onions to the test.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, they are called the happy chop tearless onion. Okay, Laura,

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<v Speaker 3>go along. I'm throwing Mitch, bitch, you have you have

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<v Speaker 3>this one.

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<v Speaker 4>I would like to confirm that this looks exactly like

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<v Speaker 4>an onion that would make you cry. There's nothing about this.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks different. And this one looks okay. They look

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<v Speaker 2>smell them.

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<v Speaker 3>They smell good like garlics.

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<v Speaker 2>We all have knives. I'm gonna play some music. Make

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<v Speaker 2>your knives your chopping boards.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the chopping okay. And what I'm gonna do

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<v Speaker 4>is I'm going to wait.

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<v Speaker 3>Say around, No, you have to chop more because you

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<v Speaker 3>have to release the chop, release the tear.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, there's a bit.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're gonna hold them in this close proximity.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a little bit of tingling.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, it smells delicious, like, oh, it's a sting.

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<v Speaker 2>It has a slight sting.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'm not crying.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing really different. Wow, my one's a bunge of one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, look at me. I'm tearing up. Cry great,

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<v Speaker 2>mine works fine.

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<v Speaker 3>This is like a really scientific cross breeding from the

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<v Speaker 3>onion community. It's like an inbred onion community, and they

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<v Speaker 3>don't cry anyone.

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<v Speaker 4>I would like to say, this is actually truly amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>I know you can't see what I'm doing, but I'm

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<v Speaker 4>here with two half onions sitting below my eyes. There's

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<v Speaker 4>no tears, there's no nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>I've cut mine at least a meter away, and I'm sobbing.

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<v Speaker 2>I've just watched barling me. I'm not working. Look at

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<v Speaker 2>these tea, Look at the tea. It's not working on me.

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<v Speaker 2>Just because I gave you a real onion. That's the

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<v Speaker 2>world's shit. Is prank. I might put your face close

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<v Speaker 2>to a Midge, Rabbit, Midge. That's because I gave you

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<v Speaker 2>a real onion.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that's because I gave you level seven chili cool Cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool brank patrol.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a reboot on our hands.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, so I'm crying. So wait, I've got

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<v Speaker 2>the old school onion. Yeah, but put this one near

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<v Speaker 2>your face. No tears for that. I might do a

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<v Speaker 2>full tony abbit. Oh delicious, nobody come near.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, in all honesty, they do say it tastes the same,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's slightly sweeter.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you tasting sweetness? It actually is really sweet. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like an apple that's really delict delicious. Another bite, then good? Thanks?

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<v Speaker 2>All right, next on the pick up. You're full? Your

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<v Speaker 2>chance is it? Get that onion?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 2>Your chance? I'm crying and choking.

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<v Speaker 3>This is it's your chance to win Taylor Swift tickets

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<v Speaker 3>a new era show, an entire row of tickets, a

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<v Speaker 3>full row.

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<v Speaker 2>Your hands next to the pickup