Speaker 1: It's Wednesday on the pickup with Britt, Laura and Mitch.
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Speaker 3: There has been a scientific breakthrough that I think we
Speaker 3: all need to talk about because this is something that
Speaker 3: could stop the nation, stop the world.
Speaker 2: Question.
Speaker 3: Do you cry when you cut onions? Yes?
Speaker 4: I have a very good technique for stopping it though.
Speaker 4: You wear goggles when you cut them, put on a.
Speaker 1: Parac and you wonder way you and Matt haven't been
Speaker 1: intimate in four decades.
Speaker 3: Oh was in the kitchen with like snow goggles one snowbarning.
Speaker 2: You don't need a big ones.
Speaker 4: Just swimming goggles work perfect cut off.
Speaker 3: If you go all right, well, I have a solution
Speaker 3: for you. In an exclusive at Woolworths as of today,
Speaker 3: they've just been released, they have developed something called the
Speaker 3: tearless onion. They have developed three heaps of sciencey science,
Speaker 3: an onion that you can cut and not cry because
Speaker 3: they took out these something called volatile compounds that makes
Speaker 3: you cry. They took them out overloads of science science
Speaker 3: years and now apparently you can cut an onion and
Speaker 3: not cry.
Speaker 2: It sounds like it'll.
Speaker 4: Probably give you cancer.
Speaker 2: Who's they thought in a white lab.
Speaker 3: Part Matt Moran, The scientists, the onion scientists, I believe.
Speaker 3: So I did wanted to put it to the test.
Speaker 3: So I went this morning, you did, and I got
Speaker 3: a bag of onions. Yeah, here we go, and I
Speaker 3: also here. I'm just gonna got you guys are bread boards,
Speaker 3: chopping boards to take your bread board each.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, so we're gonna put these new no tea
Speaker 2: onions to the test.
Speaker 3: Yes, they are called the happy chop tearless onion. Okay, Laura,
Speaker 3: go along. I'm throwing Mitch, bitch, you have you have
Speaker 3: this one.
Speaker 4: I would like to confirm that this looks exactly like
Speaker 4: an onion that would make you cry. There's nothing about this.
Speaker 2: It looks different. And this one looks okay. They look
Speaker 2: smell them.
Speaker 3: They smell good like garlics.
Speaker 2: We all have knives. I'm gonna play some music. Make
Speaker 2: your knives your chopping boards.
Speaker 4: This is the chopping okay. And what I'm gonna do
Speaker 4: is I'm going to wait.
Speaker 3: Say around, No, you have to chop more because you
Speaker 3: have to release the chop, release the tear.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's a bit.
Speaker 4: If you're gonna hold them in this close proximity.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit of tingling.
Speaker 3: Okay, it smells delicious, like, oh, it's a sting.
Speaker 2: It has a slight sting.
Speaker 3: But I'm not crying.
Speaker 2: There's nothing really different. Wow, my one's a bunge of one.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, look at me. I'm tearing up. Cry great,
Speaker 2: mine works fine.
Speaker 3: This is like a really scientific cross breeding from the
Speaker 3: onion community. It's like an inbred onion community, and they
Speaker 3: don't cry anyone.
Speaker 4: I would like to say, this is actually truly amazing.
Speaker 4: I know you can't see what I'm doing, but I'm
Speaker 4: here with two half onions sitting below my eyes. There's
Speaker 4: no tears, there's no nothing.
Speaker 2: I've cut mine at least a meter away, and I'm sobbing.
Speaker 2: I've just watched barling me. I'm not working. Look at
Speaker 2: these tea, Look at the tea. It's not working on me.
Speaker 2: Just because I gave you a real onion. That's the
Speaker 2: world's shit. Is prank. I might put your face close
Speaker 2: to a Midge, Rabbit, Midge. That's because I gave you
Speaker 2: a real onion.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's because I gave you level seven chili cool Cool.
Speaker 2: Cool brank patrol.
Speaker 1: We got a reboot on our hands.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, so I'm crying. So wait, I've got
Speaker 2: the old school onion. Yeah, but put this one near
Speaker 2: your face. No tears for that. I might do a
Speaker 2: full tony abbit. Oh delicious, nobody come near.
Speaker 3: Okay, in all honesty, they do say it tastes the same,
Speaker 3: but it's slightly sweeter.
Speaker 2: Are you tasting sweetness? It actually is really sweet. It's
Speaker 2: like an apple that's really delict delicious. Another bite, then good? Thanks?
Speaker 2: All right, next on the pick up. You're full? Your
Speaker 2: chance is it? Get that onion?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Your chance? I'm crying and choking.
Speaker 3: This is it's your chance to win Taylor Swift tickets
Speaker 3: a new era show, an entire row of tickets, a
Speaker 3: full row.
Speaker 2: Your hands next to the pickup