WEBVTT - #11: Lying to Lauv 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:03.160 People do some weird ship. 0:00:03.279 --> 0:00:03.600 This is it. 0:00:03.880 --> 0:00:06.160 This is a big one. This is for the girls, 0:00:06.280 --> 0:00:09.119 this one. Some things make more sense than the others. 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:12.800 Whimsy lowhand punched in the face after trying to take 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:14.280 a boy away from a mother. 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:15.600 You're a good little boy. 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:17.840 I won't leave enjoy They killed. 0:00:22.160 --> 0:00:26.800 Yourself for observations you didn't ask for. That's the line. 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:31.840 I see it quite clearly. Well, get new glasses. Just 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:35.320 a couple of mitches. 0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:38.440 Said one. Mitch is clearly better than the other one. 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:46.480 Now he is Michtulli and Mitchell koh. 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:46.560 Homeitch, have you been good to be back? 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:47.320 Episode eleven. 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:49.440 I see you've heard a busy day today. By the way, 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:51.280 I thought you were interviewing Louve earlier. 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:53.240 Oh yeah, Loo from I'm So Tired. 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:55.760 Yes, I'm not that familiar with lou Is that that's 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:57.120 a song that I would know if he's saying, yeah, 0:00:57.280 --> 0:00:59.680 we can't play it five you know I'm So Tired 0:00:59.680 --> 0:00:59.920 of love? 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:04.000 Yeah? Yeah, yeah, good guy, very young, cool on the scene. 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:05.400 He might even be one of us, if you know 0:01:05.400 --> 0:01:05.680 what I mean. 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:08.400 Is it possible you would try to impress him? Because 0:01:08.440 --> 0:01:11.080 I just your interview when you were recording the interview. 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:13.080 It was playing in the office here at kids and 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:15.840 I just say something and I was like, Mitch, you 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:18.040 are awake on the first thing I thought when I 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:18.600 heard it was. 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:21.280 Whatever hold on you guys could hear the chat? Yes? 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:22.760 And as soon as he said it, I was like, 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:24.240 I'm going to use this against him on the show. 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:25.680 I've put a grab over there? Is that what the 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:26.679 unknown grab is? 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:28.800 That's the one. So this is what you said to 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:31.120 loud Jenna. You'll you'll know when you hear it. 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:32.800 We spoke about mental health, so I hope you're not 0:01:32.800 --> 0:01:35.000 making no what I would never Okay, all right here 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:37.920 it is. How are you liking Australia? So good to 0:01:37.920 --> 0:01:38.240 have you. 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:41.240 It's been amazing man, Yeah this show. Everybody's really nice here, 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:45.520 like very genuinely nice, which is really sweet and really 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:46.760 good coffee and really good food. 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:48.720 How goods the coffee in Australia. I'm inn out of 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:51.840 La to the coffee in La? 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:56.480 How do you figure your in and out of La? 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:58.440 How many times have you been to La? 0:01:58.600 --> 0:01:59.240 You see? 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:02.560 Well, well I've been once, but in and out. I 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:04.560 had to come from New York, so I was in. 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:06.400 Then I went back to New York and Sydney, so 0:02:06.480 --> 0:02:10.440 transfers account over the course of how many weeks of two. 0:02:11.760 --> 0:02:13.560 I could say, I'm in and out of so many 0:02:13.560 --> 0:02:16.040 places if it only takes going there once. I'm in 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:18.239 and out of Adelaide, I'm in and out of Brisbane, 0:02:18.919 --> 0:02:20.320 I'm in and out of LA myself. 0:02:20.440 --> 0:02:22.960 I was trying to sound cool and relating him. 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:25.200 You were trying to sound like you had a holiday 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:29.000 house permanently set up over there. No one believes it. 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:31.680 Surely Lou doesn't believe you. 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:33.560 I don't think you did. To be honest, I thought 0:02:33.560 --> 0:02:34.880 it'd invite me. He's like, when are you in l 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:37.200 a next? No, it's not very soon because I'm in 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:37.600 and out. 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:39.880 You said it so casually like it was nothing. Oh yeah, 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:42.120 I'm in and out of LA two. You're me brother. 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:43.080 You know we got that in comment. 0:02:43.080 --> 0:02:45.480 Am I going to I don't listen to your non 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:47.880 existent interviews and pull them to pieces you can if 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:50.639 you like, actually speaking of I believe that's what we're 0:02:50.639 --> 0:02:51.560 doing this very show. 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:54.079 Actually, yeah, that is something that I wanted to talk 0:02:54.120 --> 0:02:56.919 about today because we're going to be getting very deep 0:02:57.160 --> 0:02:59.560 later on guys. Because I was a guest on another 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:04.120 podcast called Pride, and I just assumed it was going 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:06.920 to be light and fluffy banter like this show, really, 0:03:07.520 --> 0:03:11.680 but they asked me the most heavy questions I've ever 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:14.480 been asked. It was very confronting. I think I handled 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:16.480 myself well. I guess you can be the judge, but 0:03:16.520 --> 0:03:18.920 I'm also going to be throwing those questions back at you. 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:21.960 Also, the questions you were asked in the Revealing an 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:25.080 Overwhelming podcast, You'll be asking me, yes, oh, you know, 0:03:25.160 --> 0:03:26.760 I don't do good on the spot and I make 0:03:26.840 --> 0:03:29.800 things up like I just did to Loud. You'll be like, 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:32.119 how do you deal with your depression? I'm like, well, 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:34.240 because I'm in an out of Fiji, I often find 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:37.040 my mental space quite clean. Okay, all right, I'm down 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:37.240 for that. 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:40.600 I'm trying not to embellish. Okay, we'll get to that 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:41.120 later on. 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:44.120 Okay, fuck off. Also, it is, obviously we kick off 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:46.200 the show. If it's the first time listening, episode eleven 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:48.120 a great time to sort of jump on him. 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:52.280 I do like that you announce each episode number unnecessarily 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:54.640 whenever we do it, episode eleven when. 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:56.280 You're at the deli, and the numbers that don't mean 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:59.960 anything pop up? Yeah, ninety six, and she's like, who's next. 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:01.800 I've never taken a number at the daily? 0:04:01.920 --> 0:04:04.640 Really? Oh? I have? But then people push in she doesn't. 0:04:04.880 --> 0:04:08.640 She the lady at my local deli, does not acknowledge 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:11.400 the number system. She just picks whoever she thinks is next. 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:13.680 I've never seen a daily so busy that it requires 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:14.480 the number system. 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:16.600 Oh, you haven't been to Coles at Christmas time? Those hams? 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:19.240 No I have not, actually really no, Oh that'd be 0:04:19.240 --> 0:04:21.120 a sick alright, No, I's feel clear of it. 0:04:21.200 --> 0:04:24.240 But anyway, it's episode eleven, very exciting, and if you're 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:25.919 just listening, like I was saying, we kick off the 0:04:25.920 --> 0:04:28.119 show with an is it just me? Each We both 0:04:28.240 --> 0:04:30.240 hide it from each other. We don't announce it when 0:04:30.279 --> 0:04:32.719 you hear it. It's the first time I'm hearing it, 0:04:32.680 --> 0:04:35.039 the first time you're hearing it. It's something we've noticed, 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:37.159 something we hate or appreciate, and mine this week you 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:38.760 can go first. I'll give you a little teas from Mi. 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:42.760 It involves eggs and we're gonna have to get very creative. 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:44.240 I can't wait. 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:46.599 It might be some singing involved. Jenne can help out. 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:49.320 It sounds messy might need a rhyme or two. It 0:04:49.480 --> 0:04:51.480 sounds pathetic, and if we. 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:53.840 Get it right, it could make us millions of dollars. 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:55.800 All right, Well, for now here is my Is it 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:56.120 just me? 0:04:58.000 --> 0:04:59.159 Is it just me? 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:03.839 Will you do any dumb old sit that your favorite 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:06.160 celebrity tells you to do? Oh? 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:06.920 Yeah, I think so. 0:05:07.240 --> 0:05:11.480 I'm so easily led by pop singers. I'm now starting 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:15.280 to take unfounded health tips from pop singers. Oh god, 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:18.680 who Katie Perry. I've actually got Jenna on board as well. 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:21.679 We're doing a fifteen day health challenge that she kicked off. 0:05:22.000 --> 0:05:22.839 Jenna kicked it off. 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:25.600 No, Katy Perry kicked it off. Oh if I listened 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:28.520 to Jenna, she kicked off a fifteen days challenge in. 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:32.160 Half an almond. Okay, why, I don't know. 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:36.000 I just do as I'm told. My parents would argue otherwise, 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:38.120 But when it comes to my favorite pop singers, I 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:41.640 just bloody listen. This is desperate, I know. This is 0:05:41.640 --> 0:05:43.320 what Katie Perry said on her Instagram. 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:46.760 Good morning, I am so excited to kick off the 0:05:46.800 --> 0:05:49.880 fifteen day brag. Apple said, I'm going to go challenge. 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:51.080 What does that mean? 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:53.080 Well, it means a reset for your body. 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:56.560 I personally use it every single morning. First thing when 0:05:56.600 --> 0:06:01.120 I wake up, I pour about two tablespoons into a class. 0:06:01.240 --> 0:06:06.320 And then I it with water, and then I drink 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:11.159 this whole loss first thing in the morning, before breakfast, before. 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:13.520 Anything, and it gives me so much energy the holidays 0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:14.000 coming up. 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:15.720 You have to give your body a little bit of 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:18.560 a reset button. And this is what brag Applesaander Vinegart 0:06:18.640 --> 0:06:22.000 does for me. Was she in a bathroom, No, she 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:24.640 was just in her kitchen. Oh but notice that she 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:31.080 lifted absolutely zero health benefits, absolutely zero evidence to support herself. 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:33.359 She just said, you have to give your body a reset, 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:35.159 and I was like, oh my god, you're so right, Katie, 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:36.000 thank you so much. 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:37.880 Listening to that, all I want to do is laugh. 0:06:38.000 --> 0:06:40.600 I cannot imagine being in the mindset of sitting at 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:42.720 home listening to that and going, you know what I need? 0:06:42.760 --> 0:06:44.000 It's an apple side of Vinegary. 0:06:44.080 --> 0:06:46.480 Well I did go and buy that exact brand. I've 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:48.159 got it here with me. Would you like to try some? 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:49.080 Oh you did not? 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:49.720 I did? 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:50.320 And that it? 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:51.240 Yeah, this is it. 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:53.520 I've heard of this. My mum's done that, but probably 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:56.760 from Michelle Bridges. Or an actual dietitian, not flop witness 0:06:57.000 --> 0:07:01.840 producer Katie Perry. How very how can she produce a 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:03.719 diet if she can't even produce a good album? 0:07:04.240 --> 0:07:06.520 How can you be on a video show? 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:08.320 You're not even funny? 0:07:09.120 --> 0:07:10.840 I love how you didn't attack you this podcast. She 0:07:10.880 --> 0:07:11.960 attacked my life. 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:15.480 She knows it's funny. It's true anyway, n I've opened 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:17.920 up the apple side of inning a bottle. Jennell, have 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.600 you stuck to the fifteen day challenge? We're not done yet? Yes, 0:07:21.360 --> 0:07:22.960 there you go. I'm going to give you the exact 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:26.360 recipe that Katie recommended. Two tablespoons in a glass of water. 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:30.600 No, two tablespoons and the little bit ala the fuck 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:31.360 is she's doing that? 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:33.560 You leave Katie alone? She knows what's what. 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:35.160 I actually like Katie, and I felt for her in 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:36.200 the whole Russell brand thing. 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:38.960 Okay, I'm just saying it. Boy, here you go. So 0:07:39.040 --> 0:07:42.320 this is two tablespoons too, I don't know. I always 0:07:42.320 --> 0:07:45.360 get the Confused's the bigger one sablespoon? Okay? Good? Two 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:48.760 tablespoons of apple side of inninger put into a glass 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:51.000 and I will tell you it does make you feel 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:53.800 really refreshed when you drink it first thing in the morning. 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:56.880 I've had to force myself to drink it because as 0:07:56.920 --> 0:07:58.640 you take a sip right now, I should warn you 0:07:58.680 --> 0:08:00.280 that it tastes revolt. 0:08:00.400 --> 0:08:03.440 It's pungent. This is vinegar. You can clean toilets with this. 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:06.080 I know it's full on and what Katy Perry told 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:08.000 me to guzzle it, and I was just like, all right. 0:08:09.600 --> 0:08:11.600 This is this is how I got over Russell. I 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:16.360 had two tablespoons with blood. Every morning after a witness flopped, 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:17.680 I had two tablespoons with water. 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:19.560 You drag witness again. 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:20.920 I actually quite like chain of the rythm. 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:24.920 You go, what do you think? 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:27.880 Oh I'm salivating? 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:34.120 Oh my god, you dribbled everywhere. That was gros. 0:08:34.520 --> 0:08:37.560 You know it's not bad, but my mouth instantly created 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:38.839 a pint of saliva. 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:43.760 Did you see that it did? And it was involuntary. 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:45.880 It's like you didn't know it was all there? Oh 0:08:45.960 --> 0:08:47.840 you've dribbled, Danna, where's the bib? 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:50.640 You know what? I actually don't mind. 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:55.959 This really, see. The taste is putrid. One time, when 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:59.040 I was fasting before a colonoscopy for Crons disease, all 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:00.800 I could drink was apple je and so I'm kind 0:09:00.800 --> 0:09:02.960 of triggered by that. So this reminds me. But I 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:05.400 feel awesome afterwards if I have that first thing in 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:07.120 the morning, and when I drive to work, I feel 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:10.679 very refreshed. But because you know the how when you 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:13.520 block your nose, you can't taste it as much, which 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:15.520 doesn't really I was doing that to force myself to 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:17.160 drink it every morning because I was like, I can't 0:09:17.200 --> 0:09:20.400 let Katie Berry down, even though I hate the taste. 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:23.640 But one morning I swallowed it and I just vomited 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:25.959 it straight back up into the kitchen. Oh really, it 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:27.120 was not a pretty morning. 0:09:27.160 --> 0:09:28.760 It's probably not the best thing to put on your 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:30.560 stomach empty first thing in the morning. 0:09:30.720 --> 0:09:31.880 That's what Katie told me to do. 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:35.480 Who do I love? Let me think if someone like 0:09:35.920 --> 0:09:38.600 Jimmy Fallon, If Jimmy Fallon did an instant story and 0:09:38.800 --> 0:09:40.840 was like, you know what you need to have every 0:09:40.880 --> 0:09:44.720 day in the morning, three tablespoons of peanut. But I 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:47.320 wouldn't do it because I know that that's not good 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:48.760 for me, and you know this is good for you. 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:49.440 It's doing nothing. 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:53.560 It could be placebo. But I do feel more alert 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:55.840 and refreshed after I have it. I started putting it 0:09:55.880 --> 0:09:57.679 in my green smoothie so that I don't have to 0:09:57.720 --> 0:10:00.520 drink it directly like that. Are you drinking it like that? Jenna? Yes, 0:10:00.559 --> 0:10:05.840 I am. Are you putting two tablespoons? No? Oh, that's cheating. 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:09.079 What do you put? I put too. 0:10:08.960 --> 0:10:12.640 Little fingernails worth just measures it with a pinky finger 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:14.040 like she's doing cocaine in the eighties. 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:17.000 Teaspoons. 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:19.720 Oh, teaspoons, Jenn, And that's that's weak. 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:21.599 And Jenna's got those fans. 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:23.160 Come in here and have a sip of mitches like 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:24.160 I've done it. 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:25.920 Oh, I enjoyed it. 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:26.800 Wow. 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:30.720 Also, I'm like a sponge. I'm extremely dehydrated. I just 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:32.040 absorbed that straight up. 0:10:32.160 --> 0:10:34.400 I was not expecting you to be able to drink it. 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:35.720 I thought that you'd find it foul. 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:37.760 No, I like it. It reminds me out of the coffee, 0:10:37.760 --> 0:10:39.440 the coffee in La because I'm in an hour. 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:41.720 My god, I hate you so much. 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:45.160 I actually am behind the fat. But I think it's 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:51.640 so desperate that you guys listen to how awful. 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:54.959 I've only got How many days left? Is it, Jenna? Oh? 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:57.280 Not many? I think we've got at least seven days left, Jenner. 0:10:57.440 --> 0:10:59.360 So I think I can feel it starting to repeat 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:01.080 on me. It's making its way back up. 0:11:01.480 --> 0:11:02.800 Yeah, that's what happened to me. 0:11:03.000 --> 0:11:05.280 Yeah, I can feel it creaching back up in my 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:09.000 throat like Katie Perry's come back to that's right with 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:12.920 Harley's Hi, let's go into my age? 0:11:14.160 --> 0:11:15.320 Is it just me? 0:11:17.600 --> 0:11:19.360 Actually? I haven't even thought of the wording. 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:24.520 Oh good after a flying Now I was gonna cut 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:29.679 this out. We can't true you like one of those 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:32.360 husbands that walks around saying, oh you have where pregnant? 0:11:32.400 --> 0:11:34.240 It's like you're not doing any of the work. You're like, 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:35.800 I will edit that out, will you? 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:36.440 Okay? 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:37.360 Is it just me? 0:11:37.600 --> 0:11:40.360 Or can you tell me what this advert is for? 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:42.160 Okay, jenn know you're. 0:11:42.000 --> 0:11:44.600 Listening to Mitch. You're listening. I saw it on National 0:11:44.640 --> 0:11:47.800 Australian Television. A recorded a program. I watched it back, 0:11:47.880 --> 0:11:50.080 saw this and had to pause it and rewatch tell 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:51.679 me what this ad is advertising. 0:11:52.280 --> 0:11:56.000 There's one breakfast that's unbeatable for protein. It beats porridge, 0:11:56.120 --> 0:11:59.199 it beats music, it beats bake beats. In fact, when 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:01.599 it comes to protein, it beats all these breakfasts. 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:03.400 What do you reckon? It is quickly before we die? Man? 0:12:04.360 --> 0:12:06.280 Is it the apple side of vinegar? The Katie Perry 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:06.880 was brooking. 0:12:06.960 --> 0:12:10.840 No, some random granola or whatever. 0:12:10.800 --> 0:12:13.680 You think, keggs or something. No, it's eggs, of course. 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:19.720 Oh okay, it's eggs. Of course, that's not a brand. 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:23.600 Oh right, it's eggs. Oh so they didn't have any 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:27.360 particular brand of egg in mine. It was just eggs. 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:29.280 Yeah, play again. 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:31.080 I didn't even notice that there was no brand mention. 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:35.239 There's one breakfast that's unbeatable for protein. It beats porridge, 0:12:35.360 --> 0:12:38.440 it beats music, it beats fake beans. In fact, when 0:12:38.440 --> 0:12:40.839 it comes to protein, it beats all these breakfasts. 0:12:41.040 --> 0:12:46.520 It's eggs, of course. Of course you're fucking idiot. 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:49.319 Oh my god, is this like those random as you 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:52.959 see that? It's like bananas. There's no brand of banana 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:53.920 in particular. Yeah. 0:12:53.920 --> 0:12:56.000 They had the campaign of like a snack on a 0:12:56.000 --> 0:12:57.360 banana instead of a candy bar, and it was a 0:12:57.360 --> 0:12:58.480 banana in a chocolate rate. 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:01.040 Yeah. So, like, how. 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:03.720 Do these random objects get advertising budgets? 0:13:03.800 --> 0:13:06.600 I had the same thought about that bloody get some 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:09.120 pork on your fork campaign, But they were trying to 0:13:09.120 --> 0:13:11.079 get everyone to eat more pork, and there was no brand. 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:12.640 I was just like, who's paying for this? 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:16.640 Yeah? Imagine being the lobby behind eggplants. Oh, our images 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:19.000 and the days have taken it. 0:13:19.160 --> 0:13:22.319 Can you google who? I don't even know what to 0:13:22.360 --> 0:13:24.240 google who pays for the egg ad? 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:27.600 Yeah? Google that place? Okay, I'll google who pays for 0:13:27.679 --> 0:13:31.800 the eggs? You're not good, not, Siri, that's so weird. 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:32.720 Treat the question back. 0:13:32.920 --> 0:13:34.560 You're like, is it just about to generate a rand? 0:13:34.600 --> 0:13:35.800 It's about how good are egg. 0:13:36.400 --> 0:13:39.320 Literally you're at the pub with your mate Tim. Hey, Tim, 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:41.520 how good are eggs? How unbeatable? 0:13:41.600 --> 0:13:43.440 I went through a period where I was having boiled 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:46.440 eggs on toasts for breakfast every morning for breakfast, I 0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:48.880 was having to boil them the night before, and it 0:13:48.960 --> 0:13:50.960 just became too much work. And then you're really, if 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:53.200 you have eggs every day for like six months, it 0:13:53.480 --> 0:13:55.720 just you do start to go off the taste. 0:13:55.760 --> 0:13:57.280 Yeah, it was that on Katie Perry's story or did 0:13:57.320 --> 0:13:59.000 she pay that one to Twitter? How did you? 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:01.040 I don't know how that And it certainly wasn't this 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:02.680 egg ad that it inspired it? 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:07.280 Unbeautiful probably voiced by Delta, Gudram Delta, you got a 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:07.720 big gig. 0:14:07.880 --> 0:14:09.880 It's eggs, janet Ney, did you find out who pays 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:10.440 with the egg ad? 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:12.800 Australian Eggs? 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:15.080 Who's that? That's not a brand? 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:18.040 Okay, so Australian Eggs is a member owned not for 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:19.080 profit company. 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:20.160 Not for profit? 0:14:20.160 --> 0:14:21.800 Why are they putting out ads if they don't want 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:22.600 us to buy the egg? 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:23.720 How are they making money? 0:14:23.840 --> 0:14:27.960 Yes, but they work with the Australian government. Allah, there 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:28.200 you go. 0:14:28.400 --> 0:14:28.640 Ah. 0:14:29.800 --> 0:14:32.200 After phraseraning with it was hitting their head with that 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:34.480 egg by egg boy, They're like, shit, we need to 0:14:34.520 --> 0:14:36.560 work on our pr is. 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:38.120 This where we're at. We just start doing ads with 0:14:38.200 --> 0:14:40.040 just random objects that we already know exists. 0:14:40.120 --> 0:14:43.960 Yeah, like imagine doing an ad for hair. Yeah, everyone's 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:45.240 got it. It needs to be clean. 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:47.920 Yeah, we're not asking you to spend money. We're just 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:49.720 wanting to remind you that this thing exists. 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:51.160 Well that's what I thought we could do. Why don't 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:54.120 we just you know, throw a shit against the wall 0:14:54.160 --> 0:14:55.600 and see if we can create some ads for some 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:59.760 completely ridiculous things, Like why don't we do trees? Oh? 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:04.720 Like a tree? I'm no good, I'm not a copywriter. 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:06.560 There'd be some jingle music on here. 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:08.480 I gotta hear hoping cheesy. 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:11.760 Okay, what you dare me to do one? Why don't 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:12.160 I do one? 0:15:12.160 --> 0:15:12.240 On? 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:15.000 No, I don't want to do competing one. There's this 0:15:15.120 --> 0:15:15.760 right one together? 0:15:15.840 --> 0:15:16.440 Okay, all right? 0:15:16.520 --> 0:15:19.600 So the egg ad was saying that it's a better 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:22.520 source of protein than other things. So we need for 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:25.640 our ad for trees, we need to slag off tree 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:26.400 and competitors. 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:28.120 So like, what's the tree's competitive bush? 0:15:28.360 --> 0:15:30.920 Oh okay, we're writing an ad about how much better 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:32.680 trees are than bushes and other shrubs. 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:34.560 Yea, yeah, yeah, okay, but no swearing because it's got 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:39.480 a air on national television. So trees a green, those 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:43.880 shrubs be mean. That's good, trees are green. Vers. I'll 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:46.920 be the like really happy singer. Trees a green, those 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:51.440 shrubs are mean. Plant money in your backyard, backyard, don't 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:54.680 be a fat lard. That's fine, planting me in your backyard. 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:55.720 Don't be a fat lard. 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:58.760 Oh you can swap them around. Don't be a fat 0:15:58.840 --> 0:16:01.119 lad planner man you yeah, plant. 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:04.280 One in your backyard. Oh yeah, plant money in your backyard. 0:16:04.280 --> 0:16:05.040 We can do another verse. 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:07.480 Come on, that's just the jingle at the end. We 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:10.560 need the copy. Oh shit, we're not running a fucking song. 0:16:10.600 --> 0:16:11.560 That's just a bit at the end. 0:16:12.040 --> 0:16:13.880 I went straight to the jingle. 0:16:14.120 --> 0:16:15.800 No, we got it. We've got to have some copy. 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:18.800 What about like, how annoying is that when you have 0:16:18.840 --> 0:16:23.360 to mow your lawn with trees? No mowing involved? Yeah, no, maidence, 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:24.320 just let it blow? 0:16:24.680 --> 0:16:25.720 Good, write that, write that. 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:29.680 Let it grow, Let it blow and grow. 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:33.320 Elephants have trunks. You know what else? Everyone loves elephants 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:37.240 and they have trunks. Guess what else do trees? It's 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:37.880