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Speaker 2: I've never known anything like it. Those cabaners that we
Speaker 2: start to give away Friday that I never really wanted.
Speaker 1: Couldn't see they'd be popular. What do I know nothing?
Speaker 2: The single most popular item we've ever given away in
Speaker 2: this show's history.
Speaker 1: If you miss Friday, you.
Speaker 5: Have just one Christian's cabana.
Speaker 2: I even got an email at two am this morning, and.
Speaker 1: Who is who is having a sleepless night?
Speaker 2: God damn it, I'm gonna have to email him right now.
Speaker 1: I can't sleep. I need one of the show cabanners.
Speaker 2: Been shooge all weekend, smashed my inbox with emails, emails, emails,
Speaker 2: which is a Kaitlin, you were at the Australian Open
Speaker 2: the weekend on Saturday, which is an incredibly hot day.
Speaker 1: Someone came up to you asking for one legit.
Speaker 6: Someone walked up to me and what.
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: What I recognized you?
Speaker 7: Yeah, they've recognized first time it's ever happened. And they
Speaker 7: were like, are you Kaitlin?
Speaker 6: And I was like yeah, thinking.
Speaker 2: Like that was how did they note with you?
Speaker 1: Did they hear your voice?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I also have accreditation so my name is around
Speaker 6: my neck and so someone was like are you Kaitlyn?
Speaker 6: I was like yeah, and they're like, oh my god,
Speaker 6: can I have a kabana? And I was like, what
Speaker 6: the hell?
Speaker 2: I've never known anything like it?
Speaker 7: Never ever. It was when he got left, how we
Speaker 7: have thirty eight?
Speaker 2: Thirty eight left? So we gave We're six still Friday Show.
Speaker 2: We will have some more to give away today. All right, Patsy,
Speaker 2: how is your long weekend? Are you are Monday win
Speaker 2: or a loser? What did you do yesterday?
Speaker 7: Definitely a winner? You know why? We had a guy
Speaker 7: to cut some trees down on our.
Speaker 8: Fence line because our neighbor hasn't cut it back to
Speaker 8: the fence line.
Speaker 2: So is it one of those things where it's your
Speaker 2: responsibility that side or theirs?
Speaker 7: Well, no, I think it's theirs, isn't it. If you've
Speaker 7: got trees.
Speaker 1: Which side is theirs? If we're looking out.
Speaker 7: If you're looking at the house from the roadway, it's
Speaker 7: on the left side, on the left fence line.
Speaker 4: But does the tree is it rooted in your side?
Speaker 1: Because people fall out with neighbors over.
Speaker 7: This com totally totally.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, it's on their side right and overlapping. So
Speaker 8: we thought, you know what, it's just easier to just
Speaker 8: get a guy to do it. So we had all
Speaker 8: this junk down the side of the house that had
Speaker 8: to mean to be moved, so we had access to it,
Speaker 8: excuse me, and we.
Speaker 2: Had a big weekend.
Speaker 9: Tennis was great.
Speaker 8: We had one of those clams sure kitty shell kiddie
Speaker 8: pools from when Audrey was really tiny. She's now fifteen.
Speaker 8: That's how long it's been down there, full of you know,
Speaker 8: mold and slime. Had to be moved out.
Speaker 1: So it's probably where COVID came from.
Speaker 8: That's where it originated anyway. So my husband moved it
Speaker 8: out onto the drive.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Well, it was full of gunk.
Speaker 9: I had lost.
Speaker 8: It was disgusting, absolutely had to go to the tip.
Speaker 8: So my husband, Chris just moved it out into the
Speaker 8: driveway just to get out of the way while the
Speaker 8: guy came into the trees. Anyway, when we came back
Speaker 8: out after the trees had been done, someone had pinched it.
Speaker 10: Taken it, taking your old dirty pool, taking old.
Speaker 2: Dirty a right in a could de sac. Yes, so
Speaker 2: someone's really had to be driving around looking for stuff
Speaker 2: to go that.
Speaker 1: Hang on a minute and.
Speaker 8: Like get away with it. It's like I wouldn't put
Speaker 8: a kid in that. I wouldn't let my dog drink
Speaker 8: out of that.
Speaker 9: You put your own kid in itt No, but that was.
Speaker 1: Beast of adulterers president as well.
Speaker 7: But they did us a favor because now we don't
Speaker 7: have to go to the tip.
Speaker 1: It's such a great result.
Speaker 8: They've like that is the most enormous favor. So now
Speaker 8: I'm going to go through the house, get all the junk,
Speaker 8: put it out on the street. See if someone just
Speaker 8: takes it.
Speaker 1: Alex, how was your long weekend? Are your Monday winter
Speaker 1: or losing? I'm a bit of both.
Speaker 11: Let me start by saying, gin and tonics have a
Speaker 11: way of catching up with you. Thirty drink a lot
Speaker 11: of them, and I just thought, why don't we have
Speaker 11: a little party here tonight where we didn't go too far.
Speaker 11: We sort of stayed in our area subere, which was lovely,
Speaker 11: really nice with the kids. But yeah, Saturday evening we
Speaker 11: got stuck into the gents. I'm way out of practice
Speaker 11: and it was with my in laws and it got
Speaker 11: a bit out of hand. I suppose I got the
Speaker 11: Henry Lawson Book of Selected Poems out.
Speaker 1: Apparently I got the guitar to do when you're lift
Speaker 1: up Henry Laws some book at BOMs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like people playing Wonderwar but singing drunkenly and stuff
Speaker 4: like that, telling tool stories.
Speaker 2: But Henry, go, get the go, get what's the Ricky
Speaker 2: Joys see, couldn't go get the guitar, get Henry law
Speaker 2: some poems, James Joyce.
Speaker 1: Laws.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking, what a great way to get people to
Speaker 2: leave your place, though they couldn't leave that with us.
Speaker 2: Your son in law is reading poetry six gees and
Speaker 2: teas in.
Speaker 9: No, is this something you do regularly?
Speaker 5: This?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Classic?
Speaker 11: For this is kind of classic, man. Yeah, yeah, there's palms.
Speaker 11: I'll just start reading and Animore.
Speaker 2: Bunny is like, oh no, watch out, it's the warning.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: You won't believe what my wife and I saw on
Speaker 2: the beach. Sunday evening, we went down to the beach.
Speaker 2: Beautiful summer's evening, went down there, met up with some friends.
Speaker 2: There's six of us, okay, the guy, three guys, and
Speaker 2: our wives and ruders. Sat on the beach having a
Speaker 2: couple of drinks, and then all of a sudden, my
Speaker 2: wife goes Chris, Chris, oh my god, look over to
Speaker 2: your eye, there's a couple there having sex.
Speaker 1: I go, come on, and I look over.
Speaker 2: I look over, thinking my wife is prone to chronic exaggeration.
Speaker 2: I think there's no way for once in her life
Speaker 2: she'd undersold it.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's that's.
Speaker 2: I could not believe my eyes.
Speaker 4: And are we talking the full month? It was clear,
Speaker 4: it was clear and undertowels. No, oh, what time of days?
Speaker 4: This this is about six pm?
Speaker 1: So light.
Speaker 2: He's jacked covered in tats. They are clearly there's no mistake.
Speaker 9: Are they in the like what's it called like that?
Speaker 1: They're in an embrace? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, They're in the middle of the beach.
Speaker 2: What and like it it's like we're extras. They're oblivious
Speaker 2: this beach. There's just a normal family beach. I couldn't
Speaker 2: believe if you had kids there to get this pat
Speaker 2: so an hour or two later, we're all packing up believing, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't go into full details about what happened. I
Speaker 2: can't because it's it's the next bit. I cannot talk
Speaker 2: about it. There's no way I could even use language
Speaker 2: to try and camouflage what happened afterwards?
Speaker 9: Did you do like a charade?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, because someone will say something anyway. As we're
Speaker 2: packing up and getting off the beach, my wife sees
Speaker 2: a family coming down.
Speaker 1: Because it's this couple of stool.
Speaker 2: All having a good time. My wife gets in front
Speaker 2: of this family, right, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me,
Speaker 2: Like Gavin, just to make you know, there's a couple
Speaker 2: over there, points of them go, there's a couple over
Speaker 2: there having intense relations. You might want to just take
Speaker 2: your kids to a different part of the beach. Ye,
Speaker 2: get in the car. I said to my wife, to
Speaker 2: be fair, you know we didn't have.
Speaker 1: To look what.
Speaker 2: They're not doing any harm? Ready? Sure to Chris, it's illegal.
Speaker 2: I didn't know having sex in public is actually an offense?
Speaker 7: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: This is literally She went back and told my daughter's
Speaker 2: and kids kids, do you know it's illegal to have
Speaker 2: sex in public?
Speaker 1: Like, what are you two talking about?
Speaker 2: Been fortunate?
Speaker 9: It's worrying, It's very worrying. I had no idea. Why
Speaker 9: did you think it was okay?
Speaker 2: Because actually, surely it doesn't take the law to stop
Speaker 2: us doing that.
Speaker 1: We're not dogs.
Speaker 2: What do you think that before they had the law,
Speaker 2: people were just at it in the street down anyways.
Speaker 2: That's exactly so if the law wasn't there, we'd all
Speaker 2: just be rutting in the street.
Speaker 9: We're not like dogs. More people would I reckon more people?
Speaker 2: No way, no way.
Speaker 1: So we need law to stop us doing that.
Speaker 9: Yes, we're animals.
Speaker 1: Maybe should you.
Speaker 2: Think people are still prosecuted for that? Yeah?
Speaker 9: I think I think so.
Speaker 7: I think they can be.
Speaker 9: Depends on how I had.
Speaker 1: No Seriously, I didn't know it was illegal.
Speaker 9: You seem like you think they shouldn't. Wow.
Speaker 2: I just like my wife was, well, you know, best
Speaker 2: of them and they're having a good time.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but not at six at night's public beach.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I said to what do it after dark? You know,
Speaker 2: because they have those signs about whether it's a non
Speaker 2: leash off leash, you know, dog stuff like that. Maybe
Speaker 2: they need some more signage there. Maybe they just didn't know.
Speaker 8: Oh no, surely common decency would dictate that you don't
Speaker 8: do that.
Speaker 9: We could put some signs up just to make sure
Speaker 9: it was a lot.
Speaker 2: You know, you were like, wow, I've never seen that.
Speaker 9: You look more impressed than I was.
Speaker 2: I was impressed with you, you know, I was impressed
Speaker 2: by the lack of caring about everyone else.
Speaker 1: And there were there were hundreds of families.
Speaker 7: The unbelievable, you know what.
Speaker 2: You were just like, where do you get the confidence?
Speaker 2: You know, because we've got confidence to go into the
Speaker 2: studio and do this. There's levels to us that Wow,
Speaker 2: how do you get What course have you been on?
Speaker 2: I don't know whether they were on something other than
Speaker 2: the beach, but it was wild. I did not know
Speaker 2: it was illegal to have sex in public.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: On Friday show, we gave away.
Speaker 2: Some limited edition Christian O'Connell Show cabanners. Now, just checking
Speaker 2: that you're listening and you understand what I mean by cabaner,
Speaker 2: not the spicy meat sausage. Someone got very excited thinking
Speaker 2: we were giving away one hundred spicy meat sausages, which
Speaker 2: are delicious. Who's to say we don't now do that
Speaker 2: in the next calories. But right now, these are beach cabanners.
Speaker 2: I had no idea, but Kaitylin this was her her
Speaker 2: genius idea last year, and I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: think people are gonna want those, but you do all
Speaker 2: we can. People begging for these cabanas. So we have
Speaker 2: some stool to give away.
Speaker 12: Christian's got one hundred cabanners. It's a Friday beach give
Speaker 12: way bonanza. Christian's got one hundred cabers. The way to
Speaker 12: stay unsafe this summer with Christian.
Speaker 2: Carbana Carbana. All right, we still have some producicating and
Speaker 2: how many are left?
Speaker 9: Thirty eight?
Speaker 2: By the way, you obviously will hang over this morning.
Speaker 2: We are sponsored by Chimis Warehouse and I have a
Speaker 2: Chemists Warehouse medicine cupboard in the studio in case the
Speaker 2: team ever need anything puic. Kaitlin has just sent another
Speaker 2: team member in to get her some Liquid IV. It's
Speaker 2: not an inspiring sight for me. So look at my
Speaker 2: producer and see them quaffing liquid IV to try and
Speaker 2: hydrate a half six on a Tuesday.
Speaker 9: Morning, second week in a row as well.
Speaker 1: You're right, actually, yes, I'm not hungover.
Speaker 6: It was very hot this weekend and I'm just taking
Speaker 6: care of my.
Speaker 2: Body, all right, So we have cabanas. We're going to
Speaker 2: do a part two on the time waster. We did
Speaker 2: Bogan Celebrities on Friday and there were so many great ones.
Speaker 2: We're going to do a extra time waster Bogan celebrities.
Speaker 2: Lots of you're calling in right now, text only you
Speaker 2: got a sweats for the cabana? Okay, four seventy five,
Speaker 2: three one oh four to three Bogan Celebrities, Ria, would
Speaker 2: any of these win me at cavana?
Speaker 1: David Dutch, Oveny.
Speaker 9: Christian No bro what they love that.
Speaker 1: Mat wins? Look, yes, just one one?
Speaker 5: You have just one Christian's cabana.
Speaker 9: Farting They're not they just fart a lot.
Speaker 2: Well they do.
Speaker 1: What about this one? Then?
Speaker 2: Surely this is a cabana. Bogan Celebrities, no teeth Urban cavana.
Speaker 5: Yes, you have just won Christians Cavana.
Speaker 1: All right, Ria, what have you got vb King? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: very good.
Speaker 5: You have just won Christians cavana and Ned Kelly Clarkson.
Speaker 2: Hmm, okay, maybe some of that liquid IV because a
Speaker 2: few all right.
Speaker 1: What have you got them?
Speaker 2: Bogan Celebrities best gold Win Cabanas.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good morning, It's The Christian O'Connell's Show, twenty seven Tuesday morning.
Speaker 2: We're doing an extra time waste of Bogan celebrities for
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Speaker 2: Why are you ready to Mark? Let's go, Michael. It's
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Speaker 2: has got Britney Beers. That's a silver pass, Chris Shatta
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Speaker 1: Wow done, June, you have.
Speaker 5: Just one Christians cavana?
Speaker 2: What about Matthew and Tinny Turner silver plus. Ashley has
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Speaker 1: Four x Gump. Come on, that's so good. Christopher Davies.
Speaker 5: You have just one Christians cavana.
Speaker 2: That is brilliant four x cup. It's so good. Uh,
Speaker 2: Dustco's got Thong Mayer Silver plus William Shakespeare.
Speaker 9: Oh cavana. Yes, that is cavana.
Speaker 2: Chris the Teacher, well done, you have just one Christians cavana.
Speaker 1: Shane listening has got Mohammed Bali.
Speaker 9: Oh very good, silver plus.
Speaker 1: Yes, Shane.
Speaker 2: If not to me, I would have given you a
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Speaker 1: That's too good. Michael's got Siggi pop.
Speaker 9: Oh that's cabana.
Speaker 1: Mike, well done, you have.
Speaker 5: Just one Christian's cabana.
Speaker 2: David's got posh spice rack, a spice Rex Bergan, we
Speaker 2: all have a spice.
Speaker 7: Rack that is a bronze.
Speaker 13: Sorry.
Speaker 2: Racks are one of those things that's just in your
Speaker 2: home and you never remember buying it.
Speaker 1: How did it get there?
Speaker 2: I don't ever mind either was by this or receiving it?
Speaker 1: Was it just here? We moved in the house. How
Speaker 1: this damn spice rack get here?
Speaker 2: Stewart's got Paul Bogan silver and Barry flannelo.
Speaker 1: Great one to end on.
Speaker 5: You have just won Christian's cabana.
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Speaker 10: So it's going to.
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Speaker 2: I hope you had a great long weekend. Thank you
Speaker 2: very much for joining us this morning. During the next hour,
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Speaker 2: to the Australian Open. Alex in the Sports news there
Speaker 2: extreme heat protocols will be happening today. Now what temperature
Speaker 2: does it have to get to before it's actually unsafe
Speaker 2: for them to play? I believe it's forty It's going
Speaker 2: to be forty five today, so they obviously.
Speaker 1: Have people keep an eye like the thermometers. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they have a roof of a rod Laverna luckily have.
Speaker 9: Aircorn or it does beautiful.
Speaker 2: Why didn't they close it last night and crank up
Speaker 2: that ac for today.
Speaker 1: That's what the rest of us.
Speaker 2: Have been doing, murmuring during the night, annoying. Your neighbors
Speaker 2: were like, woo, twenty four to seven do that? Don't
Speaker 2: start doing midday when it's that a billion degrees.
Speaker 4: Yes, because then it needs to work harder to get
Speaker 4: the final heat.
Speaker 2: Your yesterday was it was a beautiful hot day. And
Speaker 2: I met a friend about three o'clock from late lunch
Speaker 2: and I got there first, and the guy was halfway
Speaker 2: through saying to me, do you want to be outside
Speaker 2: inside anywhere? To me?
Speaker 1: Are your English? We'll get you inside, not going out
Speaker 1: there on that.
Speaker 9: We'll get you inside with sunscreen.
Speaker 2: Ford. Is there a basements? Is there a basement? Can
Speaker 2: I go under the table? So extreme heat protocols and
Speaker 2: then what they're stopped playing for a couple of hours.
Speaker 11: Yeah, they'll have to and they're going to extend the
Speaker 11: late night session so Alex Deman will be up again.
Speaker 11: Calos Acharaz laid on in the evening, which is a
Speaker 11: good thing. I mean, Strellians could use it to their advantage,
Speaker 11: couldn't they turn the icon off?
Speaker 2: All right, let's get into small thing things that make
Speaker 2: you go good. It's the small things that drive you mad.
Speaker 2: Martin standing at the register with a half loaded basket
Speaker 2: and someone asks if they can go in front of you.
Speaker 7: I don't mind that.
Speaker 2: I don't mind it. And also I'm not being fine
Speaker 2: right these supermarkets they're doing okay. If you've only got
Speaker 2: one item, have it, Joe, it's.
Speaker 1: Just one thing, Just.
Speaker 2: Get it off free, have like a happy hour.
Speaker 1: If it's one thing, to take it away. Work. Not
Speaker 1: the men's raises.
Speaker 2: The most expected thing in the zuper is men's.
Speaker 10: They've got them behind like the screen so no one
Speaker 10: can steals, so exclusive.
Speaker 2: You get anything else widely available here, but not those
Speaker 2: men's raises.
Speaker 1: That five blader.
Speaker 2: You're gonna have to go and ask one of the
Speaker 2: young children running this place. Ryan, when the volume for
Speaker 2: the TV adverts is twice as loud as the TV
Speaker 2: show you're watching this time, Claire, when Australian Post Sound
Speaker 2: wasn't home to accept my delivery, but I was John.
Speaker 2: No one at my work notes, how to change the
Speaker 2: loo role?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 9: I actually don't know.
Speaker 3: Ros.
Speaker 1: Where are the spare ones here?
Speaker 2: Because last week I always life lesson always check her head.
Speaker 2: I've been in the wrong side of that equation where
Speaker 2: you were like you you're try and feed it out
Speaker 2: and it's like, oh god, there's nothing here.
Speaker 1: I need some assistance, and you're like, what do you do?
Speaker 2: You can't wad out in a busy office and excuse me,
Speaker 2: excuse me, by the way, can you stick on stay.
Speaker 1: With a heaven?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna need a bit more time befo.
Speaker 2: I'm back on air, and I asked someone to.
Speaker 1: Bring in some role, you know, ask the next door. Yeah, tell.
Speaker 2: He was driving me mad. At the moment, I want
Speaker 2: to go to the cinema tonight air Con Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: best air con, supermarkets and the cinema. At the moment,
Speaker 2: my wife and I argue with our two daughters. There's
Speaker 2: no there's no consensus. They want to go and see
Speaker 2: old Timothy Shamalama ding dong in. Yeah, I don't want
Speaker 2: to see two guy playing table tennis two and a
Speaker 2: half hours.
Speaker 1: It's amazing.
Speaker 2: Apparently it's really really good. But my wife and I
Speaker 2: want to go and see Hugh Jackman movie Song Sung Blue.
Speaker 9: Neil diamond tribute.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a Neil diamond story. It's not.
Speaker 2: It's a tribute to Neil Diamond. I thought Hugh Jackman
Speaker 2: was Neil Diamonds until I watched a trailer. So good.
Speaker 2: He's playing a tribute act. It's a real life story.
Speaker 2: It's supposed to be incredible. My daughters said, oh no,
Speaker 2: that's the old people like you. Now, they're right, They're right.
Speaker 2: I said, I do want to see two and half
Speaker 2: hours about a table tennis kid?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would think gen Z kids want to watch
Speaker 4: table tennis like that?
Speaker 2: How good can it be?
Speaker 11: Probably one of the greatest sporting films of all time,
Speaker 11: that's what I've heard.
Speaker 2: No Way, Yeah, yeah, no way, that's Happy Gilmore.
Speaker 4: Remember the Titan No Way Given Sunday.
Speaker 2: Yeah that that's just two or three. Happy Gilmour is
Speaker 2: more like a documentary. Attis in the wall, Patsy, what's
Speaker 2: what's the things that make you go?
Speaker 3: Girl?
Speaker 8: Well, it's not a minor thing. It's a major thing
Speaker 8: in our house in that we bought the wrong sized
Speaker 8: bin bags for our fifty five lead in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: What's you got thirty five early to bags?
Speaker 7: Yes, and we've got a fifty five leader.
Speaker 1: You know, you can't even stretch over that mouth.
Speaker 7: Insane. It's like stretching your bottom lip over the top
Speaker 7: of your head. And I refuse to.
Speaker 2: Go out, you know the old saying, it's like stretching
Speaker 2: the bottom over the top of your head.
Speaker 8: I refuse to go and get the right size because
Speaker 8: we've got a whole big role of the small size.
Speaker 7: So all wekend it was down.
Speaker 8: One end of the beam, trying to stretch it over
Speaker 8: either side, and of course all the SCRATCHI.
Speaker 2: False economy because the moment you try and get that
Speaker 2: thing out, it's going to tear. Yes, they're making those
Speaker 2: bind lines thinner and thinner, aren't they?
Speaker 7: Yes, wait the thin now.
Speaker 9: I tried to do the right thing and got you know,
Speaker 9: the green recycled.
Speaker 4: Material friendly ones, bidegradable, it's very biodegradable.
Speaker 9: To save the planets.
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Speaker 1: Rio just said to this, what movie are you going
Speaker 1: to go and see?
Speaker 2: We're not going to cinema because we can't agree what
Speaker 2: a ridiculous situation. I was getting all moody yesterday. The
Speaker 2: kids aren't used to see me get moody, but I was.
Speaker 2: At one point they took the mickey out of me
Speaker 2: because I even mumbled, what's the.
Speaker 1: Point even being a dad?
Speaker 2: Went what?
Speaker 1: Because you can't control us?
Speaker 2: That what I'm saying, Yeah, a dad, haven't the kids
Speaker 2: who can't boss them around made them go through two
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Speaker 1: Keep done happy?
Speaker 2: Why want? In nineteen and twenty one, go and see
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Speaker 8: Greatest show Man movies. Like we've done that before, the
Speaker 8: three of us. So we just all go if the
Speaker 8: times kind of merry up and just we did talk.
Speaker 2: About as a kind of third way, but that was Avatar.
Speaker 2: I can't get any excitement about a cartoon seahorse.
Speaker 1: You know he's that's just this movie.
Speaker 9: No one wants to say.
Speaker 2: Someone say, email been saying, Christian, what I favorite sports movies? Okay,
Speaker 2: Off the top of my head, I'd have Senna and
Speaker 2: when we were Kings would be in the top four,
Speaker 2: Rocky would be Yeah, Rocky the First Rockie is a
Speaker 2: is a brilliant, brilliant movie and also there's a great documentary. Alex,
Speaker 2: you might have seen this Hoop Dreams. Yeah, yes, in
Speaker 2: my top four, top five, definitely cool.
Speaker 9: Runnings for Me clean number one, John Candy, what about?
Speaker 1: Have you seen Ball Durham? No that cost one?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah cool running Any Given Sunday?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Any Given Sunday is a great movie. Sorry, No,
Speaker 2: has one great scene. It's cheesy, the halftime speech. Yes,
Speaker 2: little Alpucino, Tiny little Alpacino trying to motivate massive men.
Speaker 1: Just one edge, Well I have you?
Speaker 2: Oh well yeah, I don't know who that was.
Speaker 1: It's not Alpucino. All right, Alex? What's it for you?
Speaker 2: Things that make you go gur out of nowhere when
Speaker 2: you least expected a sudden QR code request on your TV?
Speaker 2: Look what is that about? Yeah? You're right. The other
Speaker 2: thing is trying one of the worst modern hell's is
Speaker 2: trying to type out your email address using the remote control. Hey,
Speaker 2: I when we need you?
Speaker 1: Where are you?
Speaker 9: Is it? Because I've been watching other channels and their assets.
Speaker 2: It's cheating behind its back. It takes soword you and
Speaker 2: then you don't know how do we get it to
Speaker 2: go back? Yes, that one, I think it. What's holding.
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Speaker 2: Things that make me go girl watching the stupid robot
Speaker 2: vacuum clean and gets stuck, not pick up dirt, change
Speaker 2: direction halfway through the hallway, bump repeatedly into the same wall.
Speaker 2: You get the picture. So almost have to get off
Speaker 2: my lazy button to the vacuuming myself problems. We've got
Speaker 2: one of these things and it's meant to do a
Speaker 2: mop when it feels like it. It's very sporadic and
Speaker 2: all it does basically, it's slight, the equivalent when your
Speaker 2: dog drags it's filthy backside over your carpet.
Speaker 1: It smears muck down a corridor. I think, I'm brilliant.
Speaker 1: I'm glad I pay for this.
Speaker 2: I then have to mop after it smears, and only
Speaker 2: smears half the hallway, so the other half is bone
Speaker 2: dry and filthy. And it's just got like this clean
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Speaker 1: Is it screwing with me? I have the machines one.
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Speaker 2: Things that make you go gir Jess christianizing mad when
Speaker 2: my robot vacuum rufus come dock on his home plate
Speaker 2: constantly lines up straight, then completely messes or drives straight
Speaker 2: over the top without staying in the right place.
Speaker 1: Is that what you're giving him?
Speaker 2: A man's name, He is eight years old and on
Speaker 2: his second battery, Christian, this comes to moreen, this is
Speaker 2: good Christian town Pats to get the cript sized bin
Speaker 2: liners for herself and take the other one to the
Speaker 2: op shop. They will find use for them, no way, mauring,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. That also good morning to Sarah Brand.
Speaker 2: Perfect surname. By the way, a couple of people in
Speaker 2: the UK sent me an email of the same guy.
Speaker 2: You know, we're obsessing a show about nominative determinism, where
Speaker 2: the theory is is a proper theory that someone's name
Speaker 2: can influence their job their job. This guy was rescued
Speaker 2: someone off a mountain last week in the UK. His
Speaker 2: name Cliff Climber.
Speaker 9: Incredible.
Speaker 2: Wow, come on, this is fake sure up, we have
Speaker 2: to get into it this week. And look, Sarah Brand
Speaker 2: is a brand manager for I Robot. Oh Christian, let
Speaker 2: me send the new robot vat Combo seven O five.
Speaker 1: That won't me your flaws or touch your carpet.
Speaker 2: Let me know your studio address, Sarah brand I will
Speaker 2: indeed twenty twenty six is already looking on all right.
Speaker 2: Coming up next dearly listen, lend me your ears in
Speaker 2: five minutes time.
Speaker 1: What is this? It's a mission, an invitation and the
Speaker 1: biggest trust full in the world.
Speaker 2: Wow, this show's first mission is coming up in five
Speaker 2: minutes time. Australia, be ready.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: If you're listening to me right now in Brisbane, fingers Cross,
Speaker 2: you listen to us right now in Sydney, Oh Alana
Speaker 2: Trumble hopefully's still with us here in Melbourne, New Friends
Speaker 2: in Adelaide Perth represents.
Speaker 1: I have our first mission of the year.
Speaker 2: We are one breakfast show, five cities live every single day.
Speaker 2: There's an exercise that's called a trust full. You might
Speaker 2: have done this at school. You know when you meant
Speaker 2: to fall back with your eyes closed and trust for
Speaker 2: the people around you. I've got you what we're about
Speaker 2: to attempt. It's Australia's biggest ever trust for five cities.
Speaker 2: One challenge, one cabanner. Now we gave away these Christian
Speaker 2: o'connells show branded cabanas on Friday, and it's in the
Speaker 2: show's history seven and a half years, the most in
Speaker 2: demand thing we've ever given away all weekends.
Speaker 1: Please can we have one?
Speaker 2: It's ok one At two am this morning, I was
Speaker 2: center two am. I'm going to send from this show.
Speaker 2: Josh is going to fly up to Brisbane with one
Speaker 2: of our cabaners, where one of our listeners up there
Speaker 2: will receive a cabanner. Then the challenge is cabanner around
Speaker 2: Australia due to the general sink kindness of our listeners.
Speaker 2: Can we get it from Brisbane to Sydney, Sydney to Melbourne,
Speaker 2: Melbourne to Adelaide and then the really big one across
Speaker 2: another bore that same cabaner all the way over to.
Speaker 9: Bath Just to get this straight, we're in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Josh is going to fly it up tomorrow one cabaner.
Speaker 2: I guess it's a carry on the other way. He's
Speaker 2: got to fly up with it tomorrow. He's going to
Speaker 2: hand it over to one of our listeners, maybe they're
Speaker 2: on the Gold Coast, and then it's up to them
Speaker 2: and us on air asking people to try and pick
Speaker 2: that cabaner up. Maybe they get it to I don't
Speaker 2: Maybe they can make it to Coffs Harbor and then
Speaker 2: is there anyone who is going near Coffs Harbor that
Speaker 2: can get it to Sydney and then Sydney towards us
Speaker 2: in Melbourne. Now it might be that only sometimes we're
Speaker 2: only going to gain.
Speaker 1: A couple of cas. Hey, it all counts, It all counts.
Speaker 1: So get ready for the Cabanathon. It's a good name,
Speaker 1: long weekend, that's what.
Speaker 2: They used that time for Rio thinking about one cabaner
Speaker 2: around Australia. All I need from you is to write
Speaker 2: new lyrics to Proclaimers five hundred miles. It's about five
Speaker 2: thousand cas perfect. It's easy, have already done. But the
Speaker 2: biggest thing we don't eat right now is for the
Speaker 2: first leg, we need a receiver.
Speaker 1: The first receiver up on the Gold Coast.
Speaker 2: Maybe in Brisbane listening to the show right now on
Speaker 2: DAB plus, or you're just around the Gold Coast. Josh
Speaker 2: will be flying up tomorrow or Thursday with only one
Speaker 2: thing on.
Speaker 1: Him, a cabana.
Speaker 9: How do you get a cabana? I don't know. He's
Speaker 9: plain not on? Carry on?
Speaker 2: Is it carry on.
Speaker 1: It's they're huge, No way participating.
Speaker 2: Do you reckon? It's it's more than the seven k's allotted.
Speaker 6: It is carry on because I have taken a cabana,
Speaker 6: one of our cabana's on a plane, have you, Yes,
Speaker 6: I have the cost actually.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it fits in that locker.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't get really mad, don't they when you see
Speaker 2: with something slightly larger. I don't get really angry at people.
Speaker 6: It was really awkward walking onto the plane with my bag,
Speaker 6: the kabana.
Speaker 2: Because they're big, oversized things, aren't they like skiks huge?
Speaker 7: As I was walking through.
Speaker 1: The seats, you're going to start whacking people.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, sorry, sorry, You're going to start hitting faces, nailbows,
Speaker 2: We're going to lose listeners.
Speaker 6: But it can be done, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: So we just need our first receiver to receive the
Speaker 2: cabanner and then they're in charge with their holding it
Speaker 2: until somebody can meet them in the next couple of
Speaker 2: days and start to make progress with it. So we're
Speaker 2: looking forward to go from Brisbane, Sydney, Sydney to Melbourne,
Speaker 2: Melbourne to Adelaide, Adelaide to Perth.
Speaker 1: Now this might take a couple of weeks. Yeah, easily.
Speaker 2: However, that's why it's a big trustful will the listeners
Speaker 2: do this? Will they move this one legendary cabanner around
Speaker 2: this big country?
Speaker 1: All right? So lines are open now if you want
Speaker 1: to take part in.
Speaker 3: This The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So our first mission of the year, one breakfast show,
Speaker 2: five cities. These beach cabanners though we have that. Ever
Speaker 2: everybody wants one, can you transport one of them around Australia.
Speaker 1: So we're looking to flight up. Josh from the show.
Speaker 2: Will fly it with a cabana, hand it too, hopefully
Speaker 2: one of our listeners in Brisbane around the Gold Coast.
Speaker 2: They then will hold it temporarily until someone can meet
Speaker 2: them and begin the first leg from Brisbane down towards
Speaker 2: well maybe even if we're lucky, all the way to.
Speaker 9: Sydney like the Olympic Tour.
Speaker 2: Yes, by a cabana, and then the second leg Sydney
Speaker 2: to Melbourne, third leg Melbourne to Adelaide, fourth leg the
Speaker 2: really big one, just a couple of thousand k's between
Speaker 2: Adelaide and Perth across another board.
Speaker 1: People are always driving it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, let's go for dry nip over there
Speaker 2: for the weekend. So that is the challenge. Can you
Speaker 2: hap us out? First of all? What do we need?
Speaker 2: Check you Canada's over the next couple of weeks. Any
Speaker 2: of you doing some moving around into state? Do you
Speaker 2: mind if you take something for us? Hey, Josh, we
Speaker 2: gonna get you pat this bag yourself. A radio show
Speaker 2: asks me to move this cabaner?
Speaker 1: All right, okay, can you step aside? Pleads to this room.
Speaker 2: Were also what we need.
Speaker 1: We've got to have some kind a GPS tracker on it.
Speaker 9: Oh yes, otherwise yeah, people could run off with you.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, and they would one hundred and sixty it's
Speaker 2: worth one hundred and sixty dollars. We'll have to get
Speaker 2: special travel assurance.
Speaker 4: That's what it's a trustful Like you said, we're really
Speaker 4: trusting you to not steal our goods.
Speaker 1: Now Jazz is on the line, Jazz, Good morning, welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. Good morning, Christian Now Jazz.
Speaker 2: Whereabouts in Australia are you, my friend?
Speaker 10: I am on the Gold Coast.
Speaker 1: Are you willing to receive the cabaner?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Get in.
Speaker 1: Every mission starts with the first astronaut, as they say,
Speaker 1: they always say, as well known.
Speaker 2: All right, So Josh from this show will fly up
Speaker 2: to you tomorrow or Thursday with the cabana and then
Speaker 2: are you okay to hold it for a day or
Speaker 2: two until someone can meet you and you hand it
Speaker 2: over to them and they will get it towards Sydney. Absolutely,
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Chas, thank you so much for
Speaker 2: taking part in this. Now let's go to Rowena now,
Speaker 2: good morning Rowena. Yes, yes, now, Rowena, you might better
Speaker 2: help out the cabanathon.
Speaker 5: Absolutely okay.
Speaker 2: So what are you doing over the next couple of days.
Speaker 2: I understand you're on the way to the airport right now.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm just about to call into the Blue a
Speaker 13: new car park.
Speaker 2: So I'm flying to Brisbane this morning, going to see
Speaker 2: my brother, see my friends, is upstage walking and thirsty,
Speaker 2: my sisters, and then driving back to Sydney. Driving back
Speaker 2: to Sydney, are you okay to meet Jazz of the
Speaker 2: next couple of days pick up a cabana and dry
Speaker 2: that also with yourself to Sydney. Yeah.
Speaker 5: It should be able to pick it up in the
Speaker 5: next two or three days.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, first leg is already play.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much to do that. Have us safe flight.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Wendy. Now, good morning Wendy. Christian.
Speaker 13: I am more than happy to help, but I do
Speaker 13: have a little problem.
Speaker 1: What's the problem.
Speaker 13: My problem is I can only do it on one day.
Speaker 2: That's okay.
Speaker 13: When that day I am flying from Melbourne to Adelaide
Speaker 13: on the twenty first of February for my mother in
Speaker 13: law's ninetieth birthday, and I have to give it to
Speaker 13: someone in Adelaide on that day because I fly back
Speaker 13: that night.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I can help this out. So let's
Speaker 2: pencil you win for that one, and then if we
Speaker 2: get anyone sooner, then you're don't have to do it.
Speaker 2: But what I will give you as well, I'll give
Speaker 2: you a kebana for yourself and also one for the
Speaker 2: mother in law to because those ninety year olds they've
Speaker 2: got to look after themselves in shade. They do, they do.
Speaker 13: Indeed, that'll be awesome.
Speaker 2: Thanks so much, Wendy, Thank you very much. See already
Speaker 2: this is starting to come together. If you can help,
Speaker 2: email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 1: Can you help us transport one?
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show Cabaner literally around this great southern land.
Speaker 2: It's a test in week two of this national show.
Speaker 2: We're gonna fly Josh on the show up Thursday to
Speaker 2: the Gold Coast. We have already she called the show
Speaker 2: ten minutes ago. Almost immediately Jazz is ready to receive
Speaker 2: the Cabaner. Then somebody needs to get it from Jazz.
Speaker 2: At the moment, Rowena might be able to do that
Speaker 2: Thursday or Friday pretty quickly drive it to Sydney. We
Speaker 2: then need to get in from Sydney to Melbourne, to
Speaker 2: Melbourne to Adelaide, Adelaide over to Perth. Peter Christian, I'm
Speaker 2: listening to show right now in Sydney. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Peter Marshall. Are be in Perth the first to the
Speaker 2: ninth of feb to receive the cabana great.
Speaker 1: I hope I can help Shelley.
Speaker 2: Guys, I'm gonna be I'm going from Adelaide to Port Augusta,
Speaker 2: where the trip across the nullable begins on Friday, the
Speaker 2: sixth of February, leaving Adelaide. This is so specific. Now
Speaker 2: we're gonna have to get a calendar up tomorrow around
Speaker 2: two PM on the six.
Speaker 1: Does that help?
Speaker 2: I think I think we.
Speaker 9: Can build the organizer show. How are we going to organize?
Speaker 2: Get here? Compartitor for or Governor Chris and my husband
Speaker 2: and son are listen show right now.
Speaker 1: They've called me.
Speaker 2: They're gonna be driving Farmers Sydney to Melbourne next week.
Speaker 1: My son is a trumpeter.
Speaker 2: Okay, well maybe he can do some sort of fanfare
Speaker 2: as it's being picked up and then dropped off. Yes,
Speaker 2: thank you very much everyone, all right. Normally on a
Speaker 2: Monday we do the miss hurd lyrics. We weren't here
Speaker 2: yesterday and I don't know how much you love you miss
Speaker 2: h lyrics. We're doing it right now. It's just another
Speaker 2: Miss Herdman day.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's miss hurd lyrics to miss hurd lyrics, you
Speaker 1: send them in. We playing the mac House.
Speaker 2: We're playing the Mac if we agree with what you
Speaker 2: think you're mishearing in the song, if we can't hear it.
Speaker 1: And for the really great ones Indence Hall of Favor.
Speaker 2: Last week too, Hall of Famous listener Andrew had Lady
Speaker 2: Gaga ar tat to Zeke to the Garda nerveden. Michael
Speaker 2: had big energy Latto trying to rock that mic like
Speaker 2: Kerry O'Keefe.
Speaker 1: Trying to right.
Speaker 2: They might like karaoke, all right, Brad brand New Ones,
Speaker 2: Sarah Griggs, the screaming jets better original line, the moment
Speaker 2: hurt us all?
Speaker 1: Or is it the Mormon hurt us all?
Speaker 2: He's going, I heard your bad mouthing them. Natalie and
Speaker 2: you listener in Sydney, welcome Natalie to the show. Blaze
Speaker 2: of Glory, bon Jovie. I've got an old coat for
Speaker 2: a pillow.
Speaker 9: I've gone an old good for Phil.
Speaker 2: Is that actually?
Speaker 1: John's got an old goat? This is using it?
Speaker 2: Bless him. He's down out in his luck. He's sleeping
Speaker 2: on a goat. I've gone an old good for It's
Speaker 2: more goat than coat. It's got a whole goat for
Speaker 2: a pillow.
Speaker 1: I've gone an old good for a pill Well done.
Speaker 2: Sarah brook Smith has got Christina Perry jar of hearts,
Speaker 2: collecting your jar of hearts, collecting your jars. Now, sometimes
Speaker 2: some of these, you know, people must hear them, and
Speaker 2: they're a little bit mature, immature, And my job here
Speaker 2: is more or less as a music journalist. Really, I'm
Speaker 2: just passing on the truth Brook is hearing it as
Speaker 2: collecting your jar of farts, collecting your jar.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: I wish it was. I don't think I'm not. I
Speaker 2: can't believe I'm saying this line. Bete a microphone around
Speaker 2: Australia right now. I'm not hearing farts.
Speaker 3: Collecting your jar.
Speaker 2: Doesn't hit the No, it's too soft, Yes, collecting your jar?
Speaker 1: Sorry broke.
Speaker 2: Nicola Edgar's got skin deep the stranglers better watch out
Speaker 2: for the skin deep or is it a load of
Speaker 2: drunk year twelves? Better watch out for the schoolies. That's
Speaker 2: a great one. Watch out for the schoolies. Nicola a
Speaker 2: very good and you know we love slip Slipknot and
Speaker 2: Gold probably one of the most played artists.
Speaker 1: And then Slipknop.
Speaker 2: Scott Ferguson has been cranking a slipknop and they got
Speaker 2: a song called the Heretic Anthem. They would have a
Speaker 2: song called the Heretic Anthem? What's it like to be
Speaker 2: a heretic? Or is it what's it like to be
Speaker 2: a hairy chick? What's it like?
Speaker 1: It's there? He's just saying it so phreletically. What's it
Speaker 1: like to be a hairy chick.
Speaker 2: Let's just take it easy, mate, I answer the question,
Speaker 2: but yes, Scottie instance Hall of favor. As always, when
Speaker 2: you mishear your lyrics, email me Christian at Christian O'Connell
Speaker 2: dot com dot au and you can be on next
Speaker 2: week's right Now, roll out, roll up, off to the
Speaker 2: a Oh, the Australian Open. It is our final week.
Speaker 2: Every single day this week you win your way to
Speaker 2: the Australian Open, and you're off too.
Speaker 1: This weekend's finals at the al.
Speaker 9: There's a mission to complete.
Speaker 10: Da It's time to get your battle sea yea, amazing
Speaker 10: prizes to be found.
Speaker 2: Dats are around oh thanks to Chemists Warehouse.
Speaker 1: Visit Chemi's warehouse.
Speaker 2: That the tennis this week for your health and when
Speaker 2: honors products. All right, participating Queen of Battle seats, Where
Speaker 2: seats win prizes? Where are the lucky winning seats today?
Speaker 1: We've got some.
Speaker 2: We got big prizes, finals tickets and also what ourself
Speaker 2: for grabs.
Speaker 6: We also have a five hundred dollars Uber Eats voucher
Speaker 6: and a five hundred dollars MasterCard voucher.
Speaker 2: Really great prizes all right.
Speaker 1: So the winning sections and rows.
Speaker 6: So section number four today. We're in the lower very
Speaker 6: close to the court. You'd want to be sitting there
Speaker 6: tonight for the demon or game. And you are looking
Speaker 6: at row h.
Speaker 7: Q and E.
Speaker 2: Oh so much information coming at me right now, h.
Speaker 6: Q, E correct a mundo.
Speaker 2: How do you get on? You went Saturday, didn't you?
Speaker 2: I asked Kelly before the show, how was it? And
Speaker 2: she goes, oh, we saw it and Italian battalions Italian Oh,
Speaker 2: I'd have to look it up.
Speaker 1: She was there for five hours watching this Italian plate.
Speaker 1: Now what there is name? It's a green big boards everywhere.
Speaker 9: No mussetti boken in Venice.
Speaker 1: Or at the Australian Open. All right, they're winning sections
Speaker 1: are okay?
Speaker 7: So section four row, h Q and E.
Speaker 1: All right, call in now, good luck.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Every single show this week, big prize is to win
Speaker 2: thanks to the Australian Open.
Speaker 10: At the there's a mission to complete. It's time to
Speaker 10: dig your battle seats. Amazing prizes to be foundts all around.
Speaker 2: Battle seats is how you win your big prizes under
Speaker 2: the seats. We have some big prizes today producicating Queen
Speaker 2: of battle seats.
Speaker 1: What are the winning prizes today, please all right.
Speaker 6: The winning prizes are a pair of tickets to the
Speaker 6: men's finals, huge flights in a colm if you are
Speaker 6: from interstate, if you are from Melbourne, you just get
Speaker 6: accommodation and tickets, which is also.
Speaker 2: For this hike. You know.
Speaker 6: Then also we have a five hundred dollars Uber Eats
Speaker 6: voucher and a five hundred dollar master card.
Speaker 1: Incredible prizes. Let's give them away now.
Speaker 2: Up first, playing today on Battle Seats, we have Catherine.
Speaker 1: Good morning Catherine, Oh, good.
Speaker 10: Morning, Christian.
Speaker 13: I'm calling from Melbourne. How are you.
Speaker 1: I'm good.
Speaker 2: Have you had a lovely long weekend? Now where do
Speaker 2: you think the winning seat is?
Speaker 1: Good luck, Catherine.
Speaker 13: So I'm going to pitch myself is the Queen of
Speaker 13: the AO and go qu nineteen please.
Speaker 1: You nineteen Q nineteen. Let's see what's there. I'm living
Speaker 1: the seat up.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you have won a five hundred dollars
Speaker 2: Uber Eat voucher. If you like, rather discover rebranded than
Speaker 2: muvery Thank you, enjoy, have a big dinner on us.
Speaker 2: Well played. Have a lovely week Catherine. Here do you
Speaker 2: go to now?
Speaker 1: Judy, come on down, Judy, audience give it to.
Speaker 9: You, Judy.
Speaker 1: Where about your calling from? Good morning Judy in Sydney.
Speaker 1: Readly and welcome to the show. And what is your breakfast?
Speaker 1: Thank you? What is your lucky number? Let's have a
Speaker 1: look unders, let's try E one E one, let's lifted up.
Speaker 2: You've won a five hundred dollars master card voucher.
Speaker 13: Oh wow, awesome.
Speaker 1: Oh no no it's not the it's not the final stickets,
Speaker 1: but it's still a good prize. It's pretty awesome.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Judy, well played, have a lovely week. Thanks
Speaker 2: for giving the show ago. Let's get one more on now, Broun.
Speaker 10: Yeah, hi, Chrisian.
Speaker 2: Bron Okay, let's see if there's a prize for you
Speaker 2: under one the seats at the Australian Open. What is
Speaker 2: the lucky seat for you?
Speaker 13: BRONI again, I'm such a tragic. I've loved it and
Speaker 13: Mary yesterday was fantastic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been some incredible tennis. All right, they see
Speaker 2: if we can win you tickets, you are off to
Speaker 2: the men's final, Bron Tragic.
Speaker 1: No more, that's it.
Speaker 2: We're going to fly you over this weekend, put you
Speaker 2: up in a hotel and then you're off this Sunday
Speaker 2: to the men's final.
Speaker 1: Well done, bron Oh well.
Speaker 5: Thanks Christian, loving your show.
Speaker 2: From It's fantastic, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Give us a cool Monday. Let us know what it
Speaker 1: was like. Well done, Broun.
Speaker 2: All right, we are back with more chances tomorrow morning
Speaker 2: on the show News and Sport.
Speaker 1: Come on next. You cut her off, didn't you. I
Speaker 1: thought she just left me hanging, just left me hang.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Up for grabs on the time waste this morning you
Speaker 2: went three mates off to gold class.
Speaker 1: Today.
Speaker 2: Apparently really it's well to pajama day. That's most days
Speaker 2: here in this country. A little bit lax on the
Speaker 2: sartorial elegance. Happy to be.
Speaker 1: Living here amongst you, though I will have one of
Speaker 1: your passports.
Speaker 2: This is of no surprise to any of us.
Speaker 1: Australians lead the way.
Speaker 2: Is this something to be proud of? In comfortable office
Speaker 2: square habits. Number one Business Insider survey has found Australians
Speaker 2: have the highest percentage highest percentage of office workers that
Speaker 2: wear thongs in the world, and shorts and baseball caps
Speaker 2: to work.
Speaker 12: Our sound engineer Alexy is in thongs today because he
Speaker 12: burnt the tops of his feet, as he's got bright
Speaker 12: red feet and he's walking around in thongs.
Speaker 1: I've done that before.
Speaker 2: It's agony. You forget about putting it there.
Speaker 1: Done all right?
Speaker 2: So today and while pajama day, we're looking for your
Speaker 2: comfy movies. Make a movie comfortable, all shankra damp shint all.
Speaker 1: Let's snuggle down, my good friend.
Speaker 2: A hand do you do for?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: Do you put your form the floor? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: you put your when you're when you're resting.
Speaker 2: You put it on A No. I don't think we'll
Speaker 2: have to say that anymore. You, of all people, it
Speaker 2: hurts your people. That does A man called ottoman. Now
Speaker 2: the hurt locker that's not comfortable, but a well organized wardrobe.
Speaker 2: The shirt locker, oh so much rubbish.
Speaker 1: Yeah, preserbedly. The dark Knight reclines.
Speaker 2: Ron All right, then I've got another backup one that
Speaker 2: if that one didn't work.
Speaker 1: The inclinable hole is too big to get.
Speaker 2: The controls to recline, because he's.
Speaker 9: I got it, I got it.
Speaker 2: It's too big, I know, bloody control.
Speaker 1: I can't recline and Nappenheimer go to He's too big.
Speaker 1: The inclinable. He can't recline jack his arms anyway.
Speaker 9: What have you got a snug life?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Basically no effort with that and a long weekend. Shameful
Speaker 2: to come back that bit light handed there minus bronze.
Speaker 4: Plush hour, plush hour plush.
Speaker 2: Yeah, blush is a good word, isn't it plush? Snazzy
Speaker 2: Pantsy loves the word snazzy. I no, no, I don't
Speaker 2: like that one. Why it sounds to me it's a
Speaker 2: rude word in the UK? Oh, No, really bad. It's
Speaker 2: like you can't say that on the radio every time
Speaker 2: you say stop.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but that's a lot of what I say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Actually what actually got their rio?
Speaker 9: Boys and a hoodie?
Speaker 1: Yes, that's good.
Speaker 9: God and Master and Commando.
Speaker 2: No comfortable for only one person.
Speaker 9: Comfortable.
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Speaker 2: Good morning, it's to Christian O'Connell show. Just coming up
Speaker 2: to five to nine. Time wasted today You can win
Speaker 2: tickets you and three mates go to Gold Class make
Speaker 2: a movie Comfortable? Is today's time waste? Australia?
Speaker 1: Are you ready?
Speaker 2: Three?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: Are you ready to mark their's I'm ready?
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll ask you to make a movie comfortable. No
Speaker 2: bras for old men. Gold Wind in the Pillows, that's
Speaker 2: really good. Sonia Op and fire, a nice roaring open fire,
Speaker 2: lovely silver plas on.
Speaker 1: Two Dude, where's my snug.
Speaker 9: Stupid? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you remember those? I haven't seen that word for years.
Speaker 2: Even I was like, what mean? Harry Potter and the
Speaker 2: Philosopher's dressing gown bronze? Yeah, Tango and cashmere go, well done.
Speaker 2: Sue Born in Christian Fifo Troy here listening in Perth.
Speaker 2: I can be the receiver in Perth for the Cavana
Speaker 2: amaze and then take it underground the mine where he works.
Speaker 1: Just take it down there.
Speaker 2: But I'm down there for a smoke code.
Speaker 1: We don't need one underground, very sheltered down there.
Speaker 2: Stewart's got dressing gown ups, not grown ups dressing American
Speaker 2: beauty sleep silver plus, I don't cay Indiana Jones on
Speaker 2: the last bean bag Bronze, first bronze here from Paul
Speaker 2: and cooee rab not.
Speaker 1: The last time still with us? The man with the
Speaker 1: golden thongs?
Speaker 2: What on Frederick about a lazy boy? Silver plasm Josh
Speaker 2: School of Croc go Oh, that's very Tracy were and
Speaker 2: well done. The man in the Iron exfoliating mask. They
Speaker 2: keep coming up on my feet.
Speaker 9: I don't like that's gold.
Speaker 2: That's from Mark Webber. Well done everywhere, aren't they. The
Speaker 2: Hills have eye Masks silver plus, Mister Beanbag silver do
Speaker 2: no Darko gold, Well done, Sam Day, The Devil wears
Speaker 2: Trackies silver Air Force onesie oh silver plus. Yeah, well done,
Speaker 2: Johnny Okay, who's the winner today?
Speaker 1: Best in Show?
Speaker 10: The men in the Iron Exfoliating Mask, Mark Webber.
Speaker 2: Mark Whoeber, You're today's win A well done ware are
Speaker 2: back tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Have a great day. Thanks for joining us.
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