WEBVTT - FULL: Australia's Biggest Trust Fall 0:00:09.685 --> 0:00:10.805 I heeart podcasts. 0:00:10.845 --> 0:00:12.965 You can hear more gold when I four point three 0:00:13.045 --> 0:00:17.005 podcasts playlist and listen live on the free iHeart app. 0:00:18.165 --> 0:00:19.084 Got anything good? 0:00:19.685 --> 0:00:26.485 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:27.604 --> 0:00:30.885 HiT's a chemist warehouse and save more money every year 0:00:30.925 --> 0:00:34.805 on your regular medication with discount of prescriptions in every 0:00:34.845 --> 0:00:36.045 store every day. 0:00:36.325 --> 0:00:38.964 I've never known anything like it. Those cabaners that we 0:00:39.285 --> 0:00:42.085 start to give away Friday that I never really wanted. 0:00:42.045 --> 0:00:44.725 Couldn't see they'd be popular. What do I know nothing? 0:00:45.205 --> 0:00:48.724 The single most popular item we've ever given away in 0:00:48.765 --> 0:00:49.885 this show's history. 0:00:50.045 --> 0:00:51.565 If you miss Friday, you. 0:00:51.604 --> 0:00:54.765 Have just one Christian's cabana. 0:00:54.925 --> 0:00:58.565 I even got an email at two am this morning, and. 0:00:58.525 --> 0:01:00.925 Who is who is having a sleepless night? 0:01:01.205 --> 0:01:04.125 God damn it, I'm gonna have to email him right now. 0:01:04.605 --> 0:01:07.325 I can't sleep. I need one of the show cabanners. 0:01:08.685 --> 0:01:13.605 Been shooge all weekend, smashed my inbox with emails, emails, emails, 0:01:13.845 --> 0:01:15.925 which is a Kaitlin, you were at the Australian Open 0:01:15.965 --> 0:01:19.325 the weekend on Saturday, which is an incredibly hot day. 0:01:19.685 --> 0:01:21.765 Someone came up to you asking for one legit. 0:01:22.005 --> 0:01:28.845 Someone walked up to me and what. 0:01:30.965 --> 0:01:31.325 Please? 0:01:32.565 --> 0:01:33.445 What I recognized you? 0:01:33.565 --> 0:01:36.005 Yeah, they've recognized first time it's ever happened. And they 0:01:36.045 --> 0:01:37.125 were like, are you Kaitlin? 0:01:37.205 --> 0:01:38.565 And I was like yeah, thinking. 0:01:38.325 --> 0:01:39.765 Like that was how did they note with you? 0:01:39.805 --> 0:01:41.485 Did they hear your voice? 0:01:42.645 --> 0:01:42.845 Oh? 0:01:43.085 --> 0:01:52.165 Yeah, I also have accreditation so my name is around 0:01:52.165 --> 0:01:55.965 my neck and so someone was like are you Kaitlyn? 0:01:56.005 --> 0:01:57.405 I was like yeah, and they're like, oh my god, 0:01:57.405 --> 0:01:59.405 can I have a kabana? And I was like, what 0:01:59.485 --> 0:02:00.005 the hell? 0:02:00.165 --> 0:02:02.005 I've never known anything like it? 0:02:02.085 --> 0:02:05.005 Never ever. It was when he got left, how we 0:02:05.085 --> 0:02:06.765 have thirty eight? 0:02:07.285 --> 0:02:10.165 Thirty eight left? So we gave We're six still Friday Show. 0:02:10.645 --> 0:02:13.084 We will have some more to give away today. All right, Patsy, 0:02:13.205 --> 0:02:14.965 how is your long weekend? Are you are Monday win 0:02:15.085 --> 0:02:16.645 or a loser? What did you do yesterday? 0:02:16.725 --> 0:02:19.245 Definitely a winner? You know why? We had a guy 0:02:19.565 --> 0:02:21.525 to cut some trees down on our. 0:02:21.445 --> 0:02:24.565 Fence line because our neighbor hasn't cut it back to 0:02:24.605 --> 0:02:25.204 the fence line. 0:02:25.245 --> 0:02:27.485 So is it one of those things where it's your 0:02:27.525 --> 0:02:30.285 responsibility that side or theirs? 0:02:30.605 --> 0:02:33.044 Well, no, I think it's theirs, isn't it. If you've 0:02:33.045 --> 0:02:34.005 got trees. 0:02:33.765 --> 0:02:35.645 Which side is theirs? If we're looking out. 0:02:36.645 --> 0:02:39.044 If you're looking at the house from the roadway, it's 0:02:39.085 --> 0:02:42.365 on the left side, on the left fence line. 0:02:42.445 --> 0:02:46.005 But does the tree is it rooted in your side? 0:02:46.125 --> 0:02:47.885 Because people fall out with neighbors over. 0:02:47.725 --> 0:02:50.125 This com totally totally. 0:02:50.205 --> 0:02:54.725 Yeah, no, it's on their side right and overlapping. So 0:02:54.765 --> 0:02:57.165 we thought, you know what, it's just easier to just 0:02:57.205 --> 0:03:00.045 get a guy to do it. So we had all 0:03:00.045 --> 0:03:01.605 this junk down the side of the house that had 0:03:01.645 --> 0:03:04.125 to mean to be moved, so we had access to it, 0:03:04.725 --> 0:03:05.805 excuse me, and we. 0:03:05.805 --> 0:03:09.805 Had a big weekend. 0:03:12.405 --> 0:03:13.205 Tennis was great. 0:03:14.325 --> 0:03:17.245 We had one of those clams sure kitty shell kiddie 0:03:17.245 --> 0:03:20.125 pools from when Audrey was really tiny. She's now fifteen. 0:03:20.165 --> 0:03:22.765 That's how long it's been down there, full of you know, 0:03:22.925 --> 0:03:25.525 mold and slime. Had to be moved out. 0:03:25.885 --> 0:03:27.725 So it's probably where COVID came from. 0:03:28.325 --> 0:03:31.765 That's where it originated anyway. So my husband moved it 0:03:31.805 --> 0:03:32.965 out onto the drive. 0:03:34.525 --> 0:03:35.045 Yeah. 0:03:35.085 --> 0:03:36.445 Well, it was full of gunk. 0:03:36.485 --> 0:03:37.165 I had lost. 0:03:37.205 --> 0:03:40.445 It was disgusting, absolutely had to go to the tip. 0:03:40.565 --> 0:03:43.125 So my husband, Chris just moved it out into the 0:03:43.205 --> 0:03:45.205 driveway just to get out of the way while the 0:03:45.205 --> 0:03:48.165 guy came into the trees. Anyway, when we came back 0:03:48.165 --> 0:03:53.445 out after the trees had been done, someone had pinched it. 0:03:52.605 --> 0:03:56.045 Taken it, taking your old dirty pool, taking old. 0:03:55.885 --> 0:03:59.285 Dirty a right in a could de sac. Yes, so 0:03:59.325 --> 0:04:02.805 someone's really had to be driving around looking for stuff 0:04:02.805 --> 0:04:03.125 to go that. 0:04:03.125 --> 0:04:04.165 Hang on a minute and. 0:04:04.205 --> 0:04:06.205 Like get away with it. It's like I wouldn't put 0:04:06.205 --> 0:04:08.125 a kid in that. I wouldn't let my dog drink 0:04:08.205 --> 0:04:08.725 out of that. 0:04:09.005 --> 0:04:11.125 You put your own kid in itt No, but that was. 0:04:12.765 --> 0:04:15.365 Beast of adulterers president as well. 0:04:16.565 --> 0:04:18.645 But they did us a favor because now we don't 0:04:18.685 --> 0:04:19.404 have to go to the tip. 0:04:21.245 --> 0:04:22.684 It's such a great result. 0:04:23.045 --> 0:04:25.844 They've like that is the most enormous favor. So now 0:04:25.885 --> 0:04:27.445 I'm going to go through the house, get all the junk, 0:04:27.484 --> 0:04:29.444 put it out on the street. See if someone just 0:04:29.525 --> 0:04:29.964 takes it. 0:04:30.484 --> 0:04:32.685 Alex, how was your long weekend? Are your Monday winter 0:04:32.765 --> 0:04:34.404 or losing? I'm a bit of both. 0:04:34.484 --> 0:04:36.205 Let me start by saying, gin and tonics have a 0:04:36.245 --> 0:04:41.085 way of catching up with you. Thirty drink a lot 0:04:41.125 --> 0:04:43.844 of them, and I just thought, why don't we have 0:04:44.085 --> 0:04:46.604 a little party here tonight where we didn't go too far. 0:04:47.005 --> 0:04:49.604 We sort of stayed in our area subere, which was lovely, 0:04:49.645 --> 0:04:52.404 really nice with the kids. But yeah, Saturday evening we 0:04:52.404 --> 0:04:54.964 got stuck into the gents. I'm way out of practice 0:04:55.125 --> 0:04:58.564 and it was with my in laws and it got 0:04:58.565 --> 0:05:00.244 a bit out of hand. I suppose I got the 0:05:00.284 --> 0:05:02.285 Henry Lawson Book of Selected Poems out. 0:05:04.085 --> 0:05:06.724 Apparently I got the guitar to do when you're lift 0:05:06.844 --> 0:05:10.164 up Henry Laws some book at BOMs. 0:05:10.245 --> 0:05:15.604 Yeah, like people playing Wonderwar but singing drunkenly and stuff 0:05:15.645 --> 0:05:17.125 like that, telling tool stories. 0:05:17.164 --> 0:05:19.804 But Henry, go, get the go, get what's the Ricky 0:05:19.844 --> 0:05:22.964 Joys see, couldn't go get the guitar, get Henry law 0:05:23.044 --> 0:05:24.805 some poems, James Joyce. 0:05:27.085 --> 0:05:27.364 Laws. 0:05:27.364 --> 0:05:30.364 I'm thinking, what a great way to get people to 0:05:30.445 --> 0:05:33.565 leave your place, though they couldn't leave that with us. 0:05:33.604 --> 0:05:37.765 Your son in law is reading poetry six gees and 0:05:37.804 --> 0:05:38.285 teas in. 0:05:38.924 --> 0:05:40.804 No, is this something you do regularly? 0:05:40.885 --> 0:05:40.925 This? 0:05:41.044 --> 0:05:41.244 Yeah? 0:05:41.284 --> 0:05:41.604 Classic? 0:05:42.125 --> 0:05:46.124 For this is kind of classic, man. Yeah, yeah, there's palms. 0:05:46.364 --> 0:05:48.244 I'll just start reading and Animore. 0:05:48.885 --> 0:05:53.885 Bunny is like, oh no, watch out, it's the warning. 0:05:54.284 --> 0:05:56.804 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:05:57.325 --> 0:05:59.845 You won't believe what my wife and I saw on 0:05:59.885 --> 0:06:03.365 the beach. Sunday evening, we went down to the beach. 0:06:03.724 --> 0:06:06.404 Beautiful summer's evening, went down there, met up with some friends. 0:06:06.484 --> 0:06:10.245 There's six of us, okay, the guy, three guys, and 0:06:10.044 --> 0:06:12.925 our wives and ruders. Sat on the beach having a 0:06:12.964 --> 0:06:15.564 couple of drinks, and then all of a sudden, my 0:06:15.604 --> 0:06:19.364 wife goes Chris, Chris, oh my god, look over to 0:06:19.364 --> 0:06:22.164 your eye, there's a couple there having sex. 0:06:25.005 --> 0:06:27.284 I go, come on, and I look over. 0:06:27.724 --> 0:06:31.645 I look over, thinking my wife is prone to chronic exaggeration. 0:06:31.724 --> 0:06:34.724 I think there's no way for once in her life 0:06:35.325 --> 0:06:36.484 she'd undersold it. 0:06:36.804 --> 0:06:44.045 I was like, that's that's. 0:06:42.325 --> 0:06:44.284 I could not believe my eyes. 0:06:44.565 --> 0:06:47.685 And are we talking the full month? It was clear, 0:06:48.164 --> 0:06:53.124 it was clear and undertowels. No, oh, what time of days? 0:06:53.205 --> 0:06:56.324 This this is about six pm? 0:06:58.724 --> 0:06:59.205 So light. 0:07:00.765 --> 0:07:08.165 He's jacked covered in tats. They are clearly there's no mistake. 0:07:08.604 --> 0:07:10.565 Are they in the like what's it called like that? 0:07:10.804 --> 0:07:12.085 They're in an embrace? No? 0:07:12.085 --> 0:07:14.645 No, no, no, no, They're in the middle of the beach. 0:07:15.125 --> 0:07:20.165 What and like it it's like we're extras. They're oblivious 0:07:21.085 --> 0:07:25.845 this beach. There's just a normal family beach. I couldn't 0:07:25.885 --> 0:07:28.965 believe if you had kids there to get this pat 0:07:29.085 --> 0:07:33.165 so an hour or two later, we're all packing up believing, Yeah, 0:07:33.965 --> 0:07:36.765 I can't go into full details about what happened. I 0:07:36.765 --> 0:07:40.925 can't because it's it's the next bit. I cannot talk 0:07:40.965 --> 0:07:43.725 about it. There's no way I could even use language 0:07:43.765 --> 0:07:46.085 to try and camouflage what happened afterwards? 0:07:46.125 --> 0:07:47.205 Did you do like a charade? 0:07:47.285 --> 0:07:48.885 No? 0:07:47.405 --> 0:07:52.125 No, no, because someone will say something anyway. As we're 0:07:52.405 --> 0:07:54.965 packing up and getting off the beach, my wife sees 0:07:54.965 --> 0:07:55.925 a family coming down. 0:07:56.165 --> 0:07:58.965 Because it's this couple of stool. 0:08:01.405 --> 0:08:04.364 All having a good time. My wife gets in front 0:08:04.405 --> 0:08:06.845 of this family, right, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, 0:08:06.885 --> 0:08:09.244 Like Gavin, just to make you know, there's a couple 0:08:09.285 --> 0:08:11.525 over there, points of them go, there's a couple over 0:08:11.565 --> 0:08:15.564 there having intense relations. You might want to just take 0:08:15.605 --> 0:08:17.165 your kids to a different part of the beach. Ye, 0:08:19.205 --> 0:08:20.925 get in the car. I said to my wife, to 0:08:20.925 --> 0:08:23.365 be fair, you know we didn't have. 0:08:23.364 --> 0:08:23.925 To look what. 0:08:24.085 --> 0:08:26.565 They're not doing any harm? Ready? Sure to Chris, it's illegal. 0:08:27.125 --> 0:08:30.845 I didn't know having sex in public is actually an offense? 0:08:30.885 --> 0:08:31.645 Are you serious? 0:08:32.085 --> 0:08:36.125 This is literally She went back and told my daughter's 0:08:36.125 --> 0:08:37.765 and kids kids, do you know it's illegal to have 0:08:37.804 --> 0:08:38.405 sex in public? 0:08:38.605 --> 0:08:40.605 Like, what are you two talking about? 0:08:42.485 --> 0:08:43.165 Been fortunate? 0:08:45.165 --> 0:08:48.285 It's worrying, It's very worrying. I had no idea. Why 0:08:48.605 --> 0:08:49.645 did you think it was okay? 0:08:49.804 --> 0:08:52.885 Because actually, surely it doesn't take the law to stop 0:08:52.965 --> 0:08:53.605 us doing that. 0:08:53.804 --> 0:08:54.645 We're not dogs. 0:08:55.365 --> 0:08:57.405 What do you think that before they had the law, 0:08:57.725 --> 0:09:00.245 people were just at it in the street down anyways. 0:09:00.405 --> 0:09:03.964 That's exactly so if the law wasn't there, we'd all 0:09:03.965 --> 0:09:05.245 just be rutting in the street. 0:09:05.804 --> 0:09:09.125 We're not like dogs. More people would I reckon more people? 0:09:09.165 --> 0:09:10.645 No way, no way. 0:09:10.765 --> 0:09:13.124 So we need law to stop us doing that. 0:09:13.444 --> 0:09:14.525 Yes, we're animals. 0:09:16.045 --> 0:09:16.765 Maybe should you. 0:09:16.684 --> 0:09:19.165 Think people are still prosecuted for that? Yeah? 0:09:19.245 --> 0:09:20.525 I think I think so. 0:09:20.725 --> 0:09:21.445 I think they can be. 0:09:22.165 --> 0:09:24.285 Depends on how I had. 0:09:24.165 --> 0:09:25.765 No Seriously, I didn't know it was illegal. 0:09:25.845 --> 0:09:28.525 You seem like you think they shouldn't. Wow. 0:09:28.605 --> 0:09:30.445 I just like my wife was, well, you know, best 0:09:30.485 --> 0:09:31.605 of them and they're having a good time. 0:09:31.804 --> 0:09:34.485 Yeah, but not at six at night's public beach. 0:09:35.245 --> 0:09:38.565 Yeah, I said to what do it after dark? You know, 0:09:38.605 --> 0:09:40.405 because they have those signs about whether it's a non 0:09:40.485 --> 0:09:43.045 leash off leash, you know, dog stuff like that. Maybe 0:09:43.084 --> 0:09:46.244 they need some more signage there. Maybe they just didn't know. 0:09:47.005 --> 0:09:50.125 Oh no, surely common decency would dictate that you don't 0:09:50.125 --> 0:09:50.405 do that. 0:09:50.564 --> 0:09:53.005 We could put some signs up just to make sure 0:09:53.045 --> 0:09:53.845 it was a lot. 0:09:55.285 --> 0:09:58.885 You know, you were like, wow, I've never seen that. 0:09:59.005 --> 0:10:00.765 You look more impressed than I was. 0:10:00.965 --> 0:10:02.885 I was impressed with you, you know, I was impressed 0:10:02.885 --> 0:10:06.525 by the lack of caring about everyone else. 0:10:06.645 --> 0:10:08.925 And there were there were hundreds of families. 0:10:08.605 --> 0:10:10.925 The unbelievable, you know what. 0:10:10.925 --> 0:10:12.765 You were just like, where do you get the confidence? 0:10:14.125 --> 0:10:16.324 You know, because we've got confidence to go into the 0:10:16.405 --> 0:10:21.405 studio and do this. There's levels to us that Wow, 0:10:22.925 --> 0:10:24.804 how do you get What course have you been on? 0:10:25.885 --> 0:10:28.645 I don't know whether they were on something other than 0:10:28.684 --> 0:10:33.244 the beach, but it was wild. I did not know 0:10:33.725 --> 0:10:36.125 it was illegal to have sex in public. 0:10:36.765 --> 0:10:39.324 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:10:40.204 --> 0:10:43.964 On Friday show, we gave away. 0:10:45.245 --> 0:10:50.405 Some limited edition Christian O'Connell Show cabanners. Now, just checking 0:10:50.525 --> 0:10:52.885 that you're listening and you understand what I mean by cabaner, 0:10:52.965 --> 0:10:56.925 not the spicy meat sausage. Someone got very excited thinking 0:10:56.965 --> 0:11:00.525 we were giving away one hundred spicy meat sausages, which 0:11:00.605 --> 0:11:03.525 are delicious. Who's to say we don't now do that 0:11:03.564 --> 0:11:06.724 in the next calories. But right now, these are beach cabanners. 0:11:07.084 --> 0:11:10.045 I had no idea, but Kaitylin this was her her 0:11:10.485 --> 0:11:12.844 genius idea last year, and I was like, I don't 0:11:12.885 --> 0:11:15.765 think people are gonna want those, but you do all 0:11:15.885 --> 0:11:19.285 we can. People begging for these cabanas. So we have 0:11:19.405 --> 0:11:20.604 some stool to give away. 0:11:20.845 --> 0:11:26.805 Christian's got one hundred cabanners. It's a Friday beach give 0:11:27.084 --> 0:11:34.165 way bonanza. Christian's got one hundred cabers. The way to 0:11:34.365 --> 0:11:39.445 stay unsafe this summer with Christian. 0:11:40.885 --> 0:11:46.405 Carbana Carbana. All right, we still have some producicating and 0:11:46.444 --> 0:11:48.084 how many are left? 0:11:48.525 --> 0:11:49.165 Thirty eight? 0:11:51.045 --> 0:11:53.525 By the way, you obviously will hang over this morning. 0:11:54.165 --> 0:11:57.085 We are sponsored by Chimis Warehouse and I have a 0:11:57.245 --> 0:12:00.525 Chemists Warehouse medicine cupboard in the studio in case the 0:12:00.525 --> 0:12:03.445 team ever need anything puic. Kaitlin has just sent another 0:12:03.485 --> 0:12:07.605 team member in to get her some Liquid IV. It's 0:12:07.684 --> 0:12:09.685 not an inspiring sight for me. So look at my 0:12:09.684 --> 0:12:12.564 producer and see them quaffing liquid IV to try and 0:12:12.725 --> 0:12:14.925 hydrate a half six on a Tuesday. 0:12:14.485 --> 0:12:16.005 Morning, second week in a row as well. 0:12:16.564 --> 0:12:19.725 You're right, actually, yes, I'm not hungover. 0:12:19.845 --> 0:12:22.245 It was very hot this weekend and I'm just taking 0:12:22.285 --> 0:12:22.804 care of my. 0:12:22.725 --> 0:12:27.724 Body, all right, So we have cabanas. We're going to 0:12:27.804 --> 0:12:29.684 do a part two on the time waster. We did 0:12:29.684 --> 0:12:33.005 Bogan Celebrities on Friday and there were so many great ones. 0:12:33.045 --> 0:12:36.365 We're going to do a extra time waster Bogan celebrities. 0:12:36.564 --> 0:12:40.045 Lots of you're calling in right now, text only you 0:12:40.165 --> 0:12:44.605 got a sweats for the cabana? Okay, four seventy five, 0:12:44.965 --> 0:12:48.325 three one oh four to three Bogan Celebrities, Ria, would 0:12:48.365 --> 0:12:49.645 any of these win me at cavana? 0:12:50.045 --> 0:12:51.525 David Dutch, Oveny. 0:12:51.725 --> 0:12:55.045 Christian No bro what they love that. 0:12:57.324 --> 0:13:04.444 Mat wins? Look, yes, just one one? 0:13:04.684 --> 0:13:08.245 You have just one Christian's cabana. 0:13:08.684 --> 0:13:11.525 Farting They're not they just fart a lot. 0:13:11.605 --> 0:13:12.165 Well they do. 0:13:12.684 --> 0:13:13.645 What about this one? Then? 0:13:13.725 --> 0:13:18.204 Surely this is a cabana. Bogan Celebrities, no teeth Urban cavana. 0:13:18.525 --> 0:13:22.645 Yes, you have just won Christians Cavana. 0:13:23.005 --> 0:13:26.485 All right, Ria, what have you got vb King? Oh yeah, 0:13:26.645 --> 0:13:27.045 very good. 0:13:27.324 --> 0:13:32.925 You have just won Christians cavana and Ned Kelly Clarkson. 0:13:34.525 --> 0:13:37.965 Hmm, okay, maybe some of that liquid IV because a 0:13:37.965 --> 0:13:38.765 few all right. 0:13:38.684 --> 0:13:39.324 What have you got them? 0:13:39.324 --> 0:13:42.725 Bogan Celebrities best gold Win Cabanas. 0:13:43.125 --> 0:13:45.684 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:13:49.605 --> 0:13:53.325 Good morning, It's The Christian O'Connell's Show, twenty seven Tuesday morning. 0:13:54.365 --> 0:13:57.605 We're doing an extra time waste of Bogan celebrities for 0:13:57.645 --> 0:14:02.605 the Western Show. You win Cabanas, Christian O'Connell's show, Cabanas Ria. 0:14:02.645 --> 0:14:05.645 Why are you ready to Mark? Let's go, Michael. It's 0:14:05.645 --> 0:14:12.005 not Elton John, it's Shy John. Oh, bron Yanky. Chris 0:14:12.084 --> 0:14:16.045 has got Britney Beers. That's a silver pass, Chris Shatta 0:14:16.084 --> 0:14:18.005 Stone cabana. 0:14:18.204 --> 0:14:22.885 Wow done, June, you have. 0:14:23.165 --> 0:14:25.485 Just one Christians cavana? 0:14:26.005 --> 0:14:31.725 What about Matthew and Tinny Turner silver plus. Ashley has 0:14:31.765 --> 0:14:36.045 got Showy Armstrong. Not Louis Armstrong, but Showy Armstrong. What 0:14:36.125 --> 0:14:37.485 a wonderful world it would be. 0:14:37.885 --> 0:14:44.285 You have just one Christians cavana. 0:14:44.965 --> 0:14:51.525 Kevin Costner, he's a Bogan. Kevin Costco sil Jenny, that's 0:14:51.645 --> 0:14:55.845 very good. Almost Flanny Minogue a silver. 0:14:57.045 --> 0:15:03.165 Four x Gump. Come on, that's so good. Christopher Davies. 0:15:03.565 --> 0:15:07.205 You have just one Christians cavana. 0:15:07.045 --> 0:15:11.325 That is brilliant four x cup. It's so good. Uh, 0:15:11.845 --> 0:15:17.525 Dustco's got Thong Mayer Silver plus William Shakespeare. 0:15:17.925 --> 0:15:21.005 Oh cavana. Yes, that is cavana. 0:15:21.165 --> 0:15:25.285 Chris the Teacher, well done, you have just one Christians cavana. 0:15:26.325 --> 0:15:28.685 Shane listening has got Mohammed Bali. 0:15:29.085 --> 0:15:31.005 Oh very good, silver plus. 0:15:31.085 --> 0:15:36.005 Yes, Shane. 0:15:36.245 --> 0:15:37.604 If not to me, I would have given you a 0:15:37.645 --> 0:15:39.325 kibanda that is very have one anywhere. 0:15:39.525 --> 0:15:41.965 That's too good. Michael's got Siggi pop. 0:15:42.325 --> 0:15:43.605 Oh that's cabana. 0:15:45.165 --> 0:15:46.364 Mike, well done, you have. 0:15:46.645 --> 0:15:48.965 Just one Christian's cabana. 0:15:49.725 --> 0:15:55.085 David's got posh spice rack, a spice Rex Bergan, we 0:15:55.125 --> 0:15:56.445 all have a spice. 0:15:56.165 --> 0:15:59.085 Rack that is a bronze. 0:15:59.125 --> 0:15:59.365 Sorry. 0:15:59.685 --> 0:16:01.645 Racks are one of those things that's just in your 0:16:01.685 --> 0:16:03.685 home and you never remember buying it. 0:16:03.925 --> 0:16:05.565 How did it get there? 0:16:04.765 --> 0:16:09.765 I don't ever mind either was by this or receiving it? 0:16:10.165 --> 0:16:11.805 Was it just here? We moved in the house. How 0:16:11.885 --> 0:16:13.205 this damn spice rack get here? 0:16:14.725 --> 0:16:19.325 Stewart's got Paul Bogan silver and Barry flannelo. 0:16:21.045 --> 0:16:22.085 Great one to end on. 0:16:22.325 --> 0:16:25.325 You have just won Christian's cabana. 0:16:26.325 --> 0:16:28.884 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:16:29.645 --> 0:16:33.725 Good morning Australia. Good news. Welcome to the Bank of Christian. 0:16:33.885 --> 0:16:36.365 I'm only paying your bills over the next couple of weeks. 0:16:36.685 --> 0:16:39.725 So if you'd love one of your bills paid, head 0:16:39.765 --> 0:16:43.205 to the world's worst sundy website, the Gold website. It 0:16:43.245 --> 0:16:46.525 is really called this the gooldwebsite dot com dot au. 0:16:46.885 --> 0:16:49.085 Send me a copy of your bill and I could 0:16:49.125 --> 0:16:58.405 be calling you. Let's call our first winner right now. Jade, 0:16:58.485 --> 0:17:02.045 Hi Christian, how are you now? 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The Bank of Christian is 0:18:24.525 --> 0:18:25.805 now paying out. 0:18:26.445 --> 0:18:29.005 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:18:29.885 --> 0:18:31.645 I hope you had a great long weekend. Thank you 0:18:31.725 --> 0:18:34.005 very much for joining us this morning. During the next hour, 0:18:34.565 --> 0:18:38.045 every show this week finals tickets. It is the Australian 0:18:38.125 --> 0:18:40.965 Open and it's the finals coment this weekend. You can 0:18:41.045 --> 0:18:43.445 win your way there during the next hour the show, 0:18:43.605 --> 0:18:47.485 every single show this week, all week, all finals tickets 0:18:47.765 --> 0:18:51.485 to the Australian Open. Alex in the Sports news there 0:18:51.925 --> 0:18:58.325 extreme heat protocols will be happening today. Now what temperature 0:18:58.325 --> 0:19:00.685 does it have to get to before it's actually unsafe 0:19:00.685 --> 0:19:05.045 for them to play? I believe it's forty It's going 0:19:05.085 --> 0:19:08.805 to be forty five today, so they obviously. 0:19:08.605 --> 0:19:10.885 Have people keep an eye like the thermometers. Yeah, and 0:19:10.885 --> 0:19:13.765 they have a roof of a rod Laverna luckily have. 0:19:13.845 --> 0:19:16.125 Aircorn or it does beautiful. 0:19:16.165 --> 0:19:18.565 Why didn't they close it last night and crank up 0:19:18.605 --> 0:19:19.885 that ac for today. 0:19:21.965 --> 0:19:22.925 That's what the rest of us. 0:19:22.885 --> 0:19:27.365 Have been doing, murmuring during the night, annoying. Your neighbors 0:19:27.405 --> 0:19:31.005 were like, woo, twenty four to seven do that? Don't 0:19:31.085 --> 0:19:34.485 start doing midday when it's that a billion degrees. 0:19:34.205 --> 0:19:36.525 Yes, because then it needs to work harder to get 0:19:36.525 --> 0:19:37.285 the final heat. 0:19:37.405 --> 0:19:39.805 Your yesterday was it was a beautiful hot day. And 0:19:39.845 --> 0:19:42.405 I met a friend about three o'clock from late lunch 0:19:42.525 --> 0:19:45.485 and I got there first, and the guy was halfway 0:19:45.485 --> 0:19:48.125 through saying to me, do you want to be outside 0:19:48.165 --> 0:19:48.925 inside anywhere? To me? 0:19:49.005 --> 0:19:51.885 Are your English? We'll get you inside, not going out 0:19:51.885 --> 0:19:52.325 there on that. 0:19:53.445 --> 0:19:55.165 We'll get you inside with sunscreen. 0:19:55.205 --> 0:19:58.405 Ford. Is there a basements? Is there a basement? Can 0:19:58.445 --> 0:20:01.925 I go under the table? So extreme heat protocols and 0:20:01.925 --> 0:20:03.725 then what they're stopped playing for a couple of hours. 0:20:03.805 --> 0:20:05.925