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Speaker 2: Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: I am addicted to this stuff, Birds, Bilger Avery.

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Speaker 4: If i'd a tribute as that's what I'll be called

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Speaker 4: uncanny resemblance such.

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Speaker 2: Springsteen, The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 5: Hey, good morning Patsy.

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Speaker 6: Hey, how are you?

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Speaker 4: Good morning producer Rio, Good morning Christian. Do you know

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Speaker 4: what I realized? Every morning when I turn out to work,

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Speaker 4: I see the other rival breakfast shows cars in our

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Speaker 4: car park. We're in a building where there's another radio

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Speaker 4: show doing a breakfast show on a small community station

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Speaker 4: called Kiss and Bless them.

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Speaker 5: They're all volunteers. They surely can't be paid to do that.

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Speaker 5: They're off this week. Everyone else is off. Do you

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Speaker 5: know what? The rivals off? So we are the only

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Speaker 5: show in town. Kids, We've nip around. You'll come back.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, we're here with.

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Speaker 4: The lords of breakfast radio for the next five days.

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Speaker 5: Enjoy it, guys. Patsy, how was your weekend? Then?

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Speaker 7: Well, what can I say? It was a bit of

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Speaker 7: a non event. So the Love God had the big

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Speaker 7: beer festival in Geelong on Saturdays.

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Speaker 5: On Friday. Show.

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Speaker 4: You know, we'll be talking about what our weekend plans were,

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Speaker 4: and you were saying how you were going to see

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Speaker 4: this band that you and your husband Christal Wherever We

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Speaker 4: Love God had been seen together.

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Speaker 5: It's about thirty years Oh yeah.

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Speaker 7: The John Mellencamp cup bed.

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Speaker 4: But there was only a small little rinkle, which was

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Speaker 4: during the day he was going with some of his

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Speaker 4: drinking buddies to a beer festival, yes for the day,

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Speaker 4: and we said there's no way you'll be going out

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Speaker 4: in the evening.

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Speaker 7: He promised me, he said, you know what, I will

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Speaker 7: keep myself decent. I promise I won't. I'll be fine

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Speaker 7: that time.

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Speaker 4: You know why, a sober man will make all kinds

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Speaker 4: of promises that he intends to keep the sober him. However,

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Speaker 4: that sober man then meets up with his friends and

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Speaker 4: then meets alcohol at a beer festival. There's an abundance

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Speaker 4: of alcohol. There's too much booze, right, and all those

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Speaker 4: all those promises he made, get drank away and peede

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Speaker 4: away out of this big old belly. And then suddenly,

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Speaker 4: let me guess, was he unconscious at seven o'clock?

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Speaker 7: Mate, who was asleep catching fly in the armchair at

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Speaker 7: six thirty last week six thirty, and Audrey goes, oh

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Speaker 7: my message, Yes, I know.

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Speaker 4: Was he that kind of sort of drunk? And I've

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Speaker 4: been on this where you're actually snoring.

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Speaker 5: Oh snores anyway, but breathing.

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Speaker 4: Apparently, when I'm like that is it doesn't even sound

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Speaker 4: You don't sound very well.

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Speaker 5: It's there's someone in there struggling to run the show.

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Speaker 5: You are just vapors. You can just smell the other thing.

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Speaker 7: When he's had a few like that, he breaks down

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Speaker 7: in his sweat. I don't know how you can sweat

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Speaker 7: when you sleep, because.

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Speaker 5: I think you're trying to process too much alcohol.

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Speaker 4: There's no reason to have beer festivals actually, because none

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Speaker 4: of us can have that abundance. It's like getting the

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Speaker 4: keys of sweet shop, isn't it. Suddenly it's like drinks

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Speaker 4: you never have. You're trying like Trappist monk beer, just

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Speaker 4: like Shreek cool, and you never drink that in a

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Speaker 4: normal night. Yeah, that's it's stronger than wine. That takes

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Speaker 4: half an out of poor lot of honey at the bottle,

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Speaker 4: and you kindly seem daylight through it. It's muddy and you've

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Speaker 7: So I had to take a rain Check on the band.

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Speaker 7: I was so looking forward to it.

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Speaker 5: So what did you do? What was your Saturday night?

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Speaker 5: Did you watch? Did you watch a new bridgeton? No?

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Speaker 7: I watched a disneyflick with Odds gitting in the base

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Speaker 7: for about the eight million time.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the real life Action one.

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Speaker 7: No, we watched the cartoon one.

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Speaker 5: Oh even worse, even worse, Poor Patsy.

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Speaker 4: So our weekends and I had a weekend away and

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Speaker 4: it was great, it was it was really nice. And

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Speaker 4: when you have teenagers, actually the first thing you do

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Speaker 4: when you go away for the weekend as you go

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Speaker 4: out for your dinner and you sit uposit each other

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Speaker 4: and it's like the first time you've seen each other

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Speaker 4: this year.

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Speaker 5: So how are you? They start bumping into an employee

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Speaker 5: you haven't seen for a while. Oh Sarah, how are you?

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Speaker 5: Oh Christian? How things going at the show? Wow? Look exactly?

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Speaker 5: Always like you catch up and then we go.

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Speaker 4: You always say this, let's not talk about the kids,

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Speaker 4: right for the next hour. We'll last about three minutes

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Speaker 4: because they're involved in every element oil life or the

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Speaker 5: They rang within half an hour us being in the hotel,

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Speaker 5: going dad, Dad, Dad, If you change the Netflix password.

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Speaker 5: I said, only cool if the house is on fire.

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Speaker 5: You know, I said, I.

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Speaker 4: Don't even know what the Netflix password is. You're asking

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Speaker 4: the wrong person. I said it like five years ago.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what the password is. Anyway, this hotel

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Speaker 4: will be staying at. Every bedroom has a toy stuffed cat.

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Speaker 4: Why and then what you do? No, no, no, this

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Speaker 4: gets stranger. If you don't want to be disturbed, there's

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Speaker 4: no do not disturb sign. If you want to have,

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Speaker 4: take this and it's quite a large stuff cat, and

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Speaker 4: you put it outside.

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Speaker 5: You put it outside the door. Right.

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Speaker 4: And so Saturday afternoon, my wife and I come back

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Speaker 4: for a very nice long afternoon wine te It seemed bladdered.

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Speaker 5: That's right, flipping, it's just straight. I think I don't

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Speaker 5: want to know. That's a real vibere disturbed.

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Speaker 4: Thing is like a point we're saying, oh, having a

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Speaker 4: nice time, a great good stuff count there. It's quite

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Speaker 4: an aggressive way. So I gathered about five of them

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Speaker 4: and put them outside migable so he's having a great.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Rio, how was your weekend.

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Speaker 4: On Friday, you were saying how you were going to

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Speaker 4: a wedding, and obviously with a wedding that comes a

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Speaker 4: faff and he had to get on a plane at

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Speaker 4: the Sydney and you were thinking about pretending to have COVID.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you had a brilliant idea of doing a fake COVID.

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Speaker 3: I decided against it. I cowered it out.

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Speaker 5: I can see, just judging from the way you look

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Speaker 5: this morning, you have been to a wedding.

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Speaker 8: I have definitely been to a wedding pallor.

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Speaker 5: Of someone whose body is struggling.

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Speaker 8: Stiff and buy you someone who's had leaders of uzo.

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Speaker 5: I think, oh god, yeah, it's probably big Greek wedding.

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Speaker 3: Big Greek wedding, lots of fun, worth it once I

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Speaker 4: But Greek weddings are different, aren't they. It's a real celebration.

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Speaker 4: It's like an infectious party where you know't for it, you.

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Speaker 5: Will, you get dragged in, You get tragged.

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Speaker 8: You don't have a choice.

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Speaker 5: They don't let you, you know, like a sort of

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Speaker 4: And I don't like my friend doesn't don't get a crack.

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Speaker 4: You have to get up there will the big Oldnolos

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Speaker 4: are coming up mountains come and.

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Speaker 5: Pour you out of your chair and throw you on

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Speaker 3: But it's been ages since I've actually been on a plane.

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Speaker 3: So flew back to Sydney Saturday morning. And you get there,

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Speaker 4: And you get there, it's it's you see Tulbraane Airport right,

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Speaker 5: It's almost like they have bouncers there.

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Speaker 4: If they spy, if they spy a lowly Jetstar tag

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Speaker 4: the night, like a bit with some lowly jet Star passenger.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, concer, please, sir, come on in. Let me take

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Speaker 4: Very own airport where you can get dropped off right

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Speaker 5: And then are you jet start? You got a ninety

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Speaker 4: World's longest escalat. You go down then and then it

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Speaker 4: just it's just endless wal You can't even see in

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Speaker 8: It's like a question mordor or something.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I should have had like a little

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Speaker 5: There's a class system at Talomerine Airport.

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Speaker 3: There's definitely a class system at Tolerant Airport.

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Speaker 8: It's not fair. And you finally get there and.

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Speaker 3: It's the weirdest, like it's like a it's like someone's warehouse.

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Speaker 3: They've got those bright like Guantanamo Bay an the freeway.

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Speaker 4: There's a different exit that you don't want anyone seeing

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Speaker 4: you leave the airport in case someone seats oh my god,

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Speaker 4: it's a jet Star passenger.

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Speaker 3: How could And then you know you normally you just

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Speaker 8: You have to do this trick out on the tarmac

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Speaker 4: Australian ninja obstacle just to prove that you're worthy to

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Speaker 4: fly Jink and you're lucky.

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Speaker 5: I even get prepared to walk anywhere to get on

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Speaker 5: this plane.

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Speaker 4: Saw something yesterday, found something out yesterday that just blew

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Speaker 4: my mind. What a time to be alive right here

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Speaker 4: in this great city. There is a street called Electric

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Speaker 4: Avenue right in Glenroy. And as soon as I found

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Speaker 4: this out, I started singing the song, the Eddie Grant

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Speaker 4: song from the eighties, We're going to rock down to

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Speaker 4: Electric Avenue, and.

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Speaker 5: I thought, I'm going to play it this morning.

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Speaker 4: And I wonder if there are other street names that

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Speaker 4: have got song titles in them anywhere in Australia. So

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Speaker 4: if you know of a street that is a song

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Speaker 4: title like Electric Avenue in Glenroy, I want to hear about.

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Speaker 5: This morning on nine four one four three.

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Speaker 4: In fact, someone messaged me yesterday I took a feat

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Speaker 4: photo of the street sign and so that they used

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Speaker 4: to manage a property on that street and every time

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Speaker 4: they drove down to it, they start singing this song.

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Speaker 4: What a song as well, Eddie Grant from the eighties

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Speaker 4: Electric Avenue. In my mind, one of you is about

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Speaker 4: to drive down it. Now turn the windows down. I'll

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Speaker 4: ask this to the residents.

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Speaker 4: Right now, do you know of an electric Avenue yesterday.

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Speaker 4: My mind was blowing when I saw there is an

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Speaker 4: electric avenue as in the song title in Glenroy. If

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Speaker 4: it would you not be singing this every day you

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Speaker 4: drove onto your street. How I almost want to move

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Speaker 4: to Electric Avenue so I can rock on down to

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Speaker 4: Electric Avenue every single day.

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Speaker 5: Be infinitely better, Christian.

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Speaker 4: I drive down Kelly Street to get home Doncaster and

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Speaker 4: I do sing this song accidentally Kelly Street every time

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Speaker 4: I get onto it.

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Speaker 10: It wasn't too bad, you know, just played around nothing.

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Speaker 5: Right, there's is Sesame Street in Mount Waverley. Wow? She

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Speaker 4: You call the show and giving us that one?

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Speaker 5: I can only hear this song. A's a grown up

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Speaker 8: No, no too jangling?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? What do you want to hear more of that?

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Speaker 7: I loved syme straight?

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Speaker 11: Here you haven't, Christian?

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Speaker 5: I'm going John. How's your weekend? John?

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Speaker 7: What was good?

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Speaker 5: What was great about your weekend?

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Speaker 10: A far from effect that I have to work Saturday?

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Speaker 4: Oh brilliant, Johnny Boy? And what's the street name? There's

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Speaker 5: is John. Thank you very much. You give us a call.

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Speaker 5: Have a good week.

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Speaker 2: This is the Christian o'commells show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Do you know of a street name that is also

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Speaker 5: Give me cool if you know of one nine four

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Speaker 5: one four one o four three. Good morning Brett, Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 5: How are you? I'm good buddy. So what song have

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Speaker 5: street name is Acacia Avenue. But there's a songwhet I

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Speaker 8: Twenty two.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's more or less their version of different vibe,

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Speaker 5: What a great kids shoving this week? This was a

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Speaker 8: You got any news?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, doing a very good proof impression there, Brett, Thank

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Speaker 5: The Wondering Steve El. Where is there a Copperhead Road?

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Speaker 9: Oh wow, you came around the middle of.

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Speaker 3: Something.

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Speaker 8: He's hitting down on knattle with the weekly loose.

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Speaker 12: You can smell a whiskey burning down capry rude.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, brilliant song. All right, let's go to Daniel's got

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Hello Daniel, Daniel, Danny, Danny and all try Dan.

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Speaker 5: We're trying all the different man iterations, Dan de boy.

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Speaker 8: Daniel's right.

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Speaker 4: That flake is anything that Daniel Daniel don't know her

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Speaker 5: Jason, what song have you got for us? Mate? Ah?

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Speaker 10: Goodbye yellow Brick Road.

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Speaker 9: There's a yellow brick Road and enduring Victoria.

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Speaker 5: Place, Jason, Dorian you say yellow brick roads. Thank you

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Speaker 4: Have a good day too much, Rosie. Hi, Hello and Rosie.

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Speaker 4: How was your weekend? What do you get up to, Rosie?

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Speaker 5: Very good? Lots of golf? Yeah, do you play well?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 10: I don't want to tell you that.

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Speaker 4: Hey, listen, I'm terrible. I'm in triple figures, okay, you know,

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Speaker 5: So I'm terrible.

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Speaker 4: So oh that's I don't think I'll ever even get that.

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Speaker 5: I need like singing one.

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Speaker 4: You know, you can click like and find your car

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Speaker 5: Rosie, what's the song.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, honestly, I'd be paying a fortune to the company

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Speaker 10: Name Baker Street?

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Speaker 5: Where is there a Baker Street in Richmond?

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Speaker 4: Well, we're in Richmond right now. I'll be heading there

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Speaker 5: What a song, what a street? Solid gold? This song

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Speaker 4: Solo in a song at number one of this set

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Speaker 4: Good morning, it's to Christian O'Connell showed today on the show.

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Speaker 4: Then we have no jack post.

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Speaker 5: Jackie Boy will not be back.

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Speaker 4: on the show. Now Patsy has spotted something. Patsy is

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Speaker 5: Actually, what do you.

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Speaker 7: See Monster Family too? If you want to take the

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Speaker 7: on a rainy Sunday, Christian, Yes, are quite right anyway.

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Speaker 7: We've got a chop top as you do and the popcorn.

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Speaker 3: Patsy, They are one hundred percent getting smaller. I used

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Speaker 5: You did listen to him? You can take rio out

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Speaker 4: Funny little bar that it's not like a normal bar.

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Speaker 5: They're all dressed up smart in the dicky.

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Speaker 4: Circu with these things now gradually they do it tiny

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Speaker 5: I reckon chop tops.

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Speaker 4: You give it her five years, it'd be the size

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Speaker 4: sure this is This happens a lot, doesn't it. Where

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Speaker 3: Smaller now it's imperceptible to the naked eyes, but then

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got to say this right, I think this

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Speaker 4: you know, Big Chocolate got me. They've rubbed me out,

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Speaker 4: has got me right. They drown me in about of

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Speaker 5: Have you seen first hand like our damning account from Rio,

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Speaker 4: He can confirm that the chock tops getting smaller. What

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Speaker 5: Okay? Do we need to take to the streets.

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Speaker 8: Absolutely, we need to take to the street now.

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Speaker 4: Why aren't we out in the streets demanding bigger cabriy

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Speaker 4: cream eggs?

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Speaker 5: Enough with the old mandates for the vaccines?

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Speaker 4: What about mandates for chocolates and sweets and stripes? Go

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Speaker 4: on strike nine four one four one o four three.

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Speaker 4: What do you reckon is getting smaller? This goes right

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Speaker 4: to the top. I hope you didn't get rubbed out

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Speaker 4: as well. They just come for me, not you. You're safe.

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Speaker 4: I guarantee his safety.

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Speaker 9: Melbourne, The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Friends, we're on dangerous territory here, but we must continue.

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Speaker 4: Have you noticed sweets, slacks, crisps getting smaller? Patsy's is

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Speaker 4: blowing this whole story wide open. And I do believe

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Speaker 4: Time magazine Person of the Year will be Patria Jones.

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Speaker 4: We've just met who it is and she newses amongst us.

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Speaker 4: Rio told us a very moving account. He's prepared to

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Speaker 4: go on testimony for this Congress very soon in a

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Speaker 4: Royal Commissioner report, which I'm going to call for the

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Speaker 4: moment the show concludes as a former theater land barman

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Speaker 4: to the stars of theater goers in Sydney, chop Top's

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Speaker 4: getting smaller.

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Speaker 8: Chucked offs one hundred percent getting small I'm worried for

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Speaker 8: our safety.

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Speaker 5: Just during that song, someone tried to assassinate me.

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Speaker 8: He used karate to idea to catch them.

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Speaker 4: But it Actually I've been waiting for this moment. Mark

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Speaker 4: doesn't want his surname read out. All right, I can

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Speaker 4: protect you, Christian, I work for supermarket. Won't name who,

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Speaker 4: don't Most people wouldn't even know that Reckie Cereal changed

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Speaker 4: two weeks ago. Some items down one hundred grams of

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Speaker 4: more MS. Guess what the price goes?

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Speaker 8: You're kidding? Oh wait till the top.

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Speaker 4: Let's go all the way to the top and beyond.

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Speaker 4: All right, what else have you seen getting smaller? Let's

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Speaker 4: go to Jane, come morning.

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Speaker 14: Jane oh more in Christian Patsy in THEO Yesterday, I

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Speaker 14: bought two peppers of tim Chams, one for my girlfriend

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Speaker 14: one for myself, and we decided we were going to

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Speaker 14: have them. And there was only eight in the pack

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Speaker 14: and they used to be thirteen.

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Speaker 5: What's happened to the five?

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Speaker 8: To the five?

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Speaker 5: Where are the other five?

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Speaker 15: I don't know.

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Speaker 14: I didn't make them.

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Speaker 8: Which flavors did you get?

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Speaker 5: Jane?

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Speaker 14: I got salted caramel.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's my favorite one.

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Speaker 14: Oh, yes, well I would have said that too. But

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Speaker 14: the other one I got is my new favorite. It's

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Speaker 14: dark chocolate raspberry tart.

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Speaker 7: Oh I haven't seen that one.

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Speaker 5: I haven't tried.

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Speaker 14: Oh, divine, do you know what?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 4: Flying back to England this Saturday, and I haven't seen

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Speaker 4: my parents and my sister and all my family in

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Speaker 4: three years. I'm taking tim has.

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Speaker 14: Back to do your case with them?

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Speaker 5: Take clothes wearing your clothes for the next two weeks now,

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Speaker 5: tim tags? Could villagers like Sir Walter Raleigh I come

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Speaker 5: from the foreign lands with tim tags?

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Speaker 14: Yes, yes, let's it, but don't share them because there's

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Speaker 14: only the scandalous.

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Speaker 4: But do you know what they were thirteen? Then what

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Speaker 4: are they doing? They've been taking one out every two year.

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Speaker 8: That's how they get so they keep.

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Speaker 14: The peck at the same size. They just make the

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Speaker 14: holes where they put them further apart.

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Speaker 5: Do you know what Tobleron.

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Speaker 4: Apparently they've increased the gaps between the mountain ranges that way. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: using less, they're moving further apart. You use less chocolate

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Speaker 4: that way, well, giving out my mountain rages, you owe me.

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Speaker 14: Three like to biak chocolate scandal because back in the day,

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Speaker 14: Professor Julius Mamilla used to say there's a glass and

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Speaker 14: a half in every two one hundred and fifty grand block.

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Speaker 14: Yeah that's right now, But now they say there's a

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Speaker 14: glass in half in every one because it's not on

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Speaker 14: the fifty grands anymore.

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Speaker 8: Shame blowing this wide open.

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Speaker 5: You know what.

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Speaker 4: You're right, it's a chocolate scandal, and that should be

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Speaker 4: the headline and only story on a current affair this weekend.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, it's a chocolate scandal. They're trying to actually, they're

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Speaker 14: probababably trying to say this from getting fat.

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Speaker 4: Really but yeah, then, but they're not going to save

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Speaker 4: us any money, are they.

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Speaker 5: All right? Jane, thank you very much for you wents

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Speaker 5: the cool stay safe on the right.

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Speaker 14: I worry, but I have a great holiday, Thank you

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Speaker 14: very much.

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Speaker 5: Sure that those tim tams I eat.

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Speaker 4: The more on the plant, I'll break into cargo and

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Speaker 4: just start eating them like a little raccoon.

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Speaker 5: Will, Good morning, morning, breakfast through. How are we We're

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Speaker 5: going well? And what is getting smaller? Will?

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Speaker 9: Wearing wheels?

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Speaker 5: Good God, you're right they are. They used to be

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Speaker 5: like the size of I was a kid.

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Speaker 4: I could have one of those, and I was like,

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Speaker 4: I have one more bard.

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Speaker 10: And going to be sick and go into a chocolate tier.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: Now I can eat four of them and go okay,

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Speaker 10: where's the next one.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: They used to be huge. It was like a sort

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Speaker 4: of Sunday roast. Just have you couldn't You could never

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Speaker 4: have one. They were like a size it was like

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Speaker 4: a twelve pizza is.

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Speaker 5: Now they are, well, they've gotten smaller, haven't they.

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Speaker 10: They'll they're just minuscule.

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Speaker 5: They're ridiculous minuscule, quite right. Yeah, Well, thank you very

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Speaker 5: much for letting us know about the Waggon World.

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Speaker 4: Scandal and enjoy your trip wag Gate a lot of

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Speaker 4: potential headlines flying around Wakana.

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Hill, are you? I'm very good? Did I

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Speaker 5: get your name pronunciation right? Jack Quina or like to

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Speaker 5: call that Jaquina?

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Speaker 13: Yes, exactly, Yes, nice to meet you.

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Speaker 4: I am bond Jane's bond, all right, So why can

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Speaker 4: you know what's getting smaller?

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Speaker 13: Definitely when you go to school and there's children always

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Speaker 13: bring those chocolate boxes back home for fund raisings and

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Speaker 13: all that sort of stuff in it, and those are

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Speaker 13: getting smaller, but the price are still the same.

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Speaker 8: These damn charities.

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Speaker 5: Stopping fundraisers. We see, Oh time on't you?

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Speaker 4: Yes, an army can't marching on empty chocking tummy, correct.

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Speaker 13: I remember buying the whole box. I was like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 13: I'll pay like, you know, thirty dollars in the whole box,

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Speaker 13: and now you get the whole box and it's like

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Speaker 13: nearly forty five fifty bucks of the whole box and

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Speaker 13: they're a lot smaller.

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Speaker 4: Well, thank you very much for your whistleblowing corner. Kay,

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Speaker 4: have a good day.

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Speaker 5: Thank you. By Mark, what have you seen getting smaller? Marcus? Ok,

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Speaker 5: he's hiding in the background those frightens like a silhouette. Mark.

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Speaker 10: Good morning, Christian. I'm a red frong enthusiast, and back

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Speaker 10: in the day we used to get red frogs were

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Speaker 10: about maybe an inch maybe a bit longer, And these

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Speaker 10: days you're lucky if you get order at that in

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Speaker 10: your bag, very very tragic.

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Speaker 5: Endangered species, the red frog, red frog plight.

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Speaker 10: I'm having red frog withdrawal symptoms.

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Speaker 5: You are right, you have to.

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Speaker 10: You have to eat two bags of red frogs to

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Speaker 10: get the same No choice.

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Speaker 5: One choice. This is what you reduced too.

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Speaker 9: Much, Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: We're onto big business chocolates snacks getting smaller while the

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Speaker 4: prices do not get smaller.

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Speaker 5: Christian.

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Speaker 4: A few years ago they were just the size of

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Speaker 4: VB Stubbies. There was a public outcry and they were

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Speaker 4: forced to reverse the decision. Yeah, we're put up with

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Speaker 4: shrinking wagon wells and turberones. You start a mess around

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Speaker 4: the size of our studies, you will fall out with

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Speaker 4: Australians doing that.

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Speaker 5: They will revolve right.

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Speaker 3: I've never seen Australians get so up in about something

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Speaker 3: that's incredible.

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Speaker 5: It makes perfect sense.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much for letting me know, Scottie, that's brilliant.

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Speaker 4: All right, what have you seen getting smaller? We've heard

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Speaker 4: about wagon wheels, what else is getting smaller?

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Speaker 5: Ben and Jason, good morning.

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Speaker 11: Goodday, Christian, love your show mate. My boy and I

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Speaker 11: this morning are thinking there is a McDonald's.

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Speaker 10: Fiesco going on wow.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 11: With the size of Big Max have reduced, the Big

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Speaker 11: Mac is now no longer big at all.

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Speaker 4: Well, first of all, thank you very much Ben and

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Speaker 4: Jason for coming on the record and giving us a call.

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Speaker 5: How old is your son? Are you doing the school

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Speaker 5: run now?

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Speaker 10: No, i'd go to work with dad. Yeah, I'm seventeen

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Speaker 10: at the.

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Speaker 5: Moment, gotcha, gotcha? Well this bit, yeah, that's right, that's me.

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Speaker 5: You're the old man. Yeah. Bill's an old man's name

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Speaker 5: in it. And Jason, you're the seventeen year old.

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Speaker 10: It's Joseph.

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Speaker 5: It's Joseph. Sorryseph.

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Speaker 4: The producers who we've got a Ritoho's incredibly hungover. He's

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Speaker 4: going drink in uzo a weekend and it's don't get

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Speaker 4: too near the speakers you'll get drunk by osmosis. Sorry,

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Speaker 4: he's relabeled it Bill and Joseph.

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Speaker 5: It's best to do that before I start chatting in

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Speaker 5: the future. Not mid cool anyway. Sorry. So, Joseph, you're

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Speaker 5: the seventeen year.

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Speaker 8: Old, yep.

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Speaker 5: The old man's Bill, yep. We are all the characters here.

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Speaker 5: So Big Mac boys they're getting smaller.

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Speaker 11: They they're getting ridiculously smaller over the years.

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Speaker 10: There.

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Speaker 11: Just a couple of years ago they come up with

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Speaker 11: a with a big Mac that was supposed to be

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Speaker 11: a mega Mac and it was the size of the

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Speaker 11: original burger. He's the grand big Mac that was the

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Speaker 11: original size. And then they just went back down to

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Speaker 11: the I know it's the same size as like a

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Speaker 11: quarter pound eyes.

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Speaker 8: Just a regular mac.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, the regular Mac. It's what's what's the name?

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Speaker 10: What's what's going on with this lot?

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Speaker 4: The emotion right now between father and some bonding together

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Speaker 4: about very big Okay, if you guys want to.

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Speaker 5: Feed, you need feeding? How are you in there?

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Speaker 4: And then driving through where's the rest?

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Speaker 5: Hey, listen, we'll send your prize. Really made us laugh.

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Speaker 4: Chatting to you both today, Joseph and the old man Bill,

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Speaker 4: thank you very much for giving us a call.

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Speaker 5: Have a good week.

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Speaker 11: Thank you, Christian, Thanks cru Thank you very much.

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Speaker 9: Christian Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Come join us this Thursday night taking over a great bar,

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Speaker 4: really great by award winning bar actually St Kilda. Well

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Speaker 4: on a Monday night. I've done that comedy gar Ba

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Speaker 4: a couple of times. To do a night on a

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Speaker 4: Monday night was new material night. So you'll see people

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Speaker 4: like Tony Martin or anyone jumping up there, Hughes, he's

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Speaker 4: done it when I've been there as well, and they're

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Speaker 4: trying out new stories and new bits and stuff like that.

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Speaker 4: So I've hired it. We're there this Thursday and I'll

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Speaker 4: be hosting it.

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Speaker 5: Number one. Golder All no heckling. We're putting it on

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Speaker 5: just for you guys.

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Speaker 4: If you've want to do stand up comedy but been

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Speaker 4: put off really by worrying about bombing up there or heckling,

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Speaker 4: you will not be heckled. So there really is Gus

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Speaker 4: who is I'm calling him the fifteen year old Sensation.

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Speaker 4: Today at six o'clock he's presenting his homework to me

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Speaker 4: on Zoom as I go through his set and what

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Speaker 4: he wants to do Morning Legends.

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Speaker 12: It's Gus here with another update, Christian, my friend, I'm

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Speaker 12: not sure that I'm the fifteen year old sensation that

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Speaker 12: you ever referred to me as one.

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Speaker 8: I've seen my replace those stories that I want to share.

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Speaker 12: I'm feeling really excited about them, really confident. I time

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Speaker 12: the whole thing. I rehearse them to the family. They

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Speaker 12: were laughing so much and that made me feel awesome.

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Speaker 12: That was a really nice reaction to see. So all

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Speaker 12: in all, I'm feeling awesome about it. It's going to

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Speaker 12: be great. Little bit nervous, but yeah, overall's pretty excited.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 4: We can't wait to get out there Colween to see

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Speaker 4: what Gus is going to do Thursday. He's going to

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Speaker 4: smash it, as will this lady Cat today at one

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Speaker 4: o'clock she's presenting her homework to me as well. These

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Speaker 4: people are working really hard and I'm opening them out

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Speaker 4: as well, doing their bits, getting their routines ready for you.

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Speaker 5: Thursday night, this is Cat is going to smash it.

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Speaker 6: Christian. It's crazy cat here. And I've been thinking of

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Speaker 6: moments in my laugh that make me laugh. One that

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Speaker 6: springs to mind is the time I try to empower

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Speaker 6: other tall girls by making a Facebook page called tall

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Speaker 6: Girls are Hot, so I can advocate and liberate us.

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Speaker 6: But it's somehow, over time accidentally become like a fetish

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Speaker 6: page where tiny little skinny men started sending picts of

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Speaker 6: themselves being carried around by tall, mouthly women. Not for

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Speaker 6: kind of liberation. I was after Annie who king got

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Speaker 6: to go and check my Facebook messages.

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Speaker 5: Speak seen love Cat to you. It's just funny.

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Speaker 4: She's funny now, and she'll be funny Thursday night. And

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Speaker 4: these reminds of these people we've never done stand up before,

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Speaker 4: but how funny stories. You've all got funny stories. Then

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Speaker 4: there's the super grand she's in her sixties. She's called Debbie.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna love her Thursday Night.

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Speaker 15: Hi, Christian, it's keep the sixty one year old souperin n.

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Speaker 9: My daughter the other day when I explained to her

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Speaker 9: what I was doing, said to me, Ah, great, Mum,

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Speaker 9: well you'll be laughing at your own jokes.

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Speaker 14: I do have some stories that I think people will enjoy,

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Speaker 14: and one's about.

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Speaker 9: By Sun borrowing my car.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, I'm sure a lot of people can enlate to that.

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Speaker 13: Total forward to working with you.

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Speaker 5: Take care of Christians.

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Speaker 9: He soon bye.

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Speaker 4: So last Thursday night, Debbie was on Zoom with me

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Speaker 4: and we were going through some of her routines, and

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Speaker 4: she told me two stories. Right, but if she called

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Speaker 4: the show with them, she'd win a thousand dollars for

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Speaker 4: a Court of the Week. They were that good. I

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Speaker 4: don't want to play the whole story. I want you

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Speaker 4: to hear it for the first time of Thursday Night here's.

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Speaker 5: Some of it. She's worked with a vet for.

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Speaker 4: Years and she's got these it's almost like Confessions of

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Speaker 4: a Vet.

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Speaker 5: She's got these amazing stories. This is all I can plain.

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Speaker 5: I've had to bleep out some of the details because

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Speaker 5: I want to keep her surprises. Like a magician, you

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Speaker 5: go want to get your manager treat ready for the

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Speaker 5: big reveal come Thursday night.

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Speaker 9: A couple of guys come.

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Speaker 5: In be concerned about this.

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Speaker 3: For a few days, and.

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Speaker 9: I didn't know how to tell them that obviously two

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Speaker 9: days ago.

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Speaker 4: Wines all right, So who doesn't want to come on

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Speaker 4: Thursday night and support them and a load of other

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Speaker 4: of you that are doing it for the first time ever,

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Speaker 4: standing up to fear, not just doing up stand up comedy.

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Speaker 5: So if you want to come along be in the audience.

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Speaker 5: One golda r all, no heckling, That's all we ask.

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Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Do you want to come on down Thursday nights to

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Speaker 4: our live stand up comedy night where all the X

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Speaker 4: are you Guys? If you've never done standup comedy before,

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Speaker 4: you'll be doing it for the first time.

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Speaker 5: Golden rule.

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Speaker 4: If you're going to be in the audience. There's no heckling.

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Speaker 4: You got to respect what they are doing. The courage

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Speaker 4: it will take even to give us a call before

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Speaker 4: we give away from tickets for the first time. There

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Speaker 4: are some more acts that I want to put on

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Speaker 4: the bill Thursday night, Angela. Hello, Angela, got your email

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Speaker 4: last week.

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Speaker 5: Angela.

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Speaker 4: I can tell you now. I don't know much, but

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Speaker 4: I know funny. When I see you are funny, you

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Speaker 4: can write funny. You're on the bill Thursday night.

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Speaker 14: Fantastic.

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Speaker 5: Thank you, Christian.

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Speaker 14: That's amazing.

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Speaker 4: Calm on down, Angela and bring your friends, bring whoever

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Speaker 4: you want. You are going to really enjoy it, and

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Speaker 4: you are going to be brilliant on Thursday night. As

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Speaker 4: soon as I saw the first line of your email

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Speaker 4: last week, and I sent you a couple of emails,

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Speaker 4: you do know, very excited d yesterday evening with my

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Speaker 4: tiny little zero point one percent tweaks. Honestly, Christian, you

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Speaker 4: see things that are fully formed sometimes, and I really

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Speaker 4: urge you to carry on writing after Thursday.

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Speaker 5: Whatever you do with it. You're too good not to

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Speaker 5: do more of that.

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Speaker 14: Thank you. I think I'm going to have to because

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Speaker 14: I'm really enjoying it.

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Speaker 5: Brilliant.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, well down, Angela, I see there Thursday night.

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Speaker 4: I look forward to bringing you up.

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Speaker 5: Good luck. Let's go to Sam Quaid. Hello Sammy morning, Christian.

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Speaker 10: How are you?

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Speaker 5: I'm good Sam? Do you really want to do it

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Speaker 5: Thursday night?

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Speaker 14: I really want to do it, especially after I had

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Speaker 14: a target there before him.

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Speaker 5: Right Sam, you're on the.

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Speaker 14: Bill, Thank you mate.

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Speaker 5: That's awesome. All right.

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Speaker 4: I heard your stuff over the weekend. You know, I

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Speaker 4: sent you back an email yesterday. Just a couple of

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Speaker 4: small little changes and you've got it. The two stories

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Speaker 4: you've got are brilliant. I could relate to them. I

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Speaker 4: know people coming along with as well. You'll have a

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Speaker 4: great time Thursday night. I have no doubt that you're

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Speaker 4: going to smash it come Thursday night. I wouldn't invite

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Speaker 4: you up there, Sam, get ready for Thursday night?

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Speaker 5: Show business calling my friend, show business calling, answer the door,

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Speaker 5: let it in. I will do speech to later on today. Sam.

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Speaker 5: But well done, Bike All right?

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Speaker 4: Who doesn't want to be there Thursday night to support

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Speaker 4: these brave souls. You're never going to see another night

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Speaker 4: like this. You'll be cheering them on the moment they

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Speaker 4: walk up there they're doing something which most people dread

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Speaker 4: to do. Most people dreads to even talk in public.

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Speaker 4: Let try and make people laugh. So one amazing thing

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Speaker 4: that they've already stepping forward to do. And trust me,

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Speaker 4: the emails I've got from people what it's woken up

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Speaker 4: on them. Sometimes you need a reminder that actually life

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Speaker 4: is an adventure and actually having a little bit of fear,

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Speaker 4: a healthy amount of nerves and fear is a good thing.

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Speaker 4: It reminds you that you're doing something which is stretching you.

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Speaker 4: It reminds you what it's like to be alive. You

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Speaker 4: need to find your edge sometimes. All right, just give

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Speaker 4: away some tickets. Larissa.

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Speaker 5: Ah, Hi, Larissa, your fancy coming down Thursday night?

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Speaker 6: I would love to come on Thursday night.

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Speaker 11: I'm so sure they even got true.

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Speaker 14: That would be excellent.

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Speaker 5: Come on down. We'll give you a pair of tickets, Larissa.

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Speaker 5: I'll see you there Thursday night. Come join us.

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Speaker 9: Look forward to it.

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Speaker 14: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 5: Pleasure. Mary Jane, Oh, Mary Anne.

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Speaker 13: Hey here go?

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Speaker 5: Y are you doing.

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Speaker 11: About true?

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Speaker 5: So you fancy coming along Thursday night?

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Speaker 11: I would love to come along. Life's too serious and

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Speaker 11: this sounds like a fun night And I'd really love

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Speaker 11: to go.

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Speaker 4: Please bring whoever you want, come on down and look

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Speaker 4: forward to meeting you and having a drink with your

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Speaker 4: Thursday night.

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Speaker 14: Awesome, Thank you.

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Speaker 12: Thanks guys.

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Speaker 4: All right, let's put on two more callers and give

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Speaker 4: away a couple more birds Of tickets and then we'll

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Speaker 4: do some more tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: We got here, We got Nicky. Hi, how are you Nicky?

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Speaker 5: You want to come down Thursday night?

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Speaker 14: Oh my god? Yes, yes, yes.

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Speaker 5: Yes, come on down.

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Speaker 4: We'll see your Thursday looking forward to it.

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Speaker 5: Awesome. Thank you. Sonya. How are you, Sonya? You ready

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Speaker 5: to yuck it up laugh a blenty of on Thursday night?

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Speaker 10: Yes, yep, absolutely, yep, that's what I want to hear.

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Speaker 5: And I know Sonya is there.

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Speaker 10: Okay, yep you will.

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Speaker 5: Great, Sonny. Well see you there.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'connlls Show podcast Every Monday.

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Speaker 4: We play back your misheard lyric If we agree with

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Speaker 5: It's our jobs to report it globally.

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Speaker 5: As long as you will always be my biggest fan?

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Speaker 6: Or is it?

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Speaker 4: According to Mike, as long as you will always be

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Speaker 9: There's my terroristory, or is it?

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Speaker 5: There's the man I chose. There's my Telly Tubby.

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Speaker 10: There's matertor.

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Speaker 9: There's ma terratory.

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Speaker 4: At Chris Marshall. What's Marshaw got some Almost Fire by

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Speaker 4: John Paris what. I can hear the music playing, I

893
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 4: can see the banners fly, great song?

894
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 5: Or is it? I can hear the music playing, I

895
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 5: can see the pandas fly that's in there. It's such all.

896
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 5: But he's seeing pandas fly. I like him. Come on in, Marshall.

897
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:01,839
Speaker 4: What about Damian Christian I have misheard from axel Ros's monologue.

898
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:03,000
Speaker 5: I don't know.

899
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,800
Speaker 4: I wouldn't call it a monologue. It's more like a

900
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:08,360
Speaker 4: scream and you could be mine from Terminator two. Because

901
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 4: five years is forever and you haven't grown up yet.

902
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,720
Speaker 4: Shakespeare did monologue. This is not a monologue. Okay, however,

903
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,200
Speaker 4: let's get back to the music. Because five years is

904
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,279
Speaker 4: forever and you haven't grown a beard. That is what

905
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,000
Speaker 4: Damien thinks it is.

906
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,439
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's in there. Five years forever and you haven't

907
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 5: even grown a bed. I mean, you know his ability

908
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,359
Speaker 5: to do a monologue. Why is an axl Rose doing

909
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:42,879
Speaker 5: to tag talk?

910
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,720
Speaker 4: Is what I'm saying, Damien, Come on in Hall of Favor,

911
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:51,480
Speaker 4: Anthony Donna summer hot stuff. Looking for some hot stuff

912
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 4: baby this evening. I need some hot stuff baby tonight.

913
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 4: Or is it looking for some pasta baby, the sea thing.

914
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 4: I need some pastor baby two nights. Listen closely. You

915
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:09,560
Speaker 4: want it to be, don't you?

916
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:11,960
Speaker 1: It is?

917
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 4: Yes, that's a great one. What an Anthony hall Ah

918
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:23,799
Speaker 4: we on a Hall of Famer roll. Let's find out

919
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 4: one final one. Peter Knuttle, Market Square Hero by Marillion.

920
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 4: I found my thoughts shift slowly into phase.

921
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:40,279
Speaker 5: What is it?

922
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 4: I found my farts shift slowly into face. That chilling moment.

923
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:54,520
Speaker 5: Meets anyway, let's go back to the music, Merillion, turn

924
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:57,279
Speaker 5: the radios up. Are we hearing it? I found my

925
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 5: farts shift slowly into face. It's there. It's our job

926
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 5: just to report them, not to judge. It's not just that.

927
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 5: Listen to it again. Even the shift, it sounds like

928
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:17,440
Speaker 5: you're saying when it goes too far.

929
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:27,280
Speaker 4: Sure, yeah, it's even more danning the closer you examine

930
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 4: it with, like a trawler's eyepiece. Thank you Peter Nuttel

931
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:41,839
Speaker 4: for bringing that one once more. Thank you very much

932
00:44:41,840 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 4: for everyone who sends those in every single Monday. It's

933
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 4: always a joy doing the misheard lyrics.

934
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Speaker 5: Email me whenever you hear them. I must hear them.

935
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Speaker 5: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot AUOK.

936
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Speaker 9: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

937
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Speaker 4: Somebody told me when I moved here about what a

938
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 4: great service tintera Cardo and sin as I hearn. I

939
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 4: said one day on the show, I hope to dedicate

940
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 4: some time on a busy show to celebrate the work

941
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 4: of Tinto Car.

942
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 5: And now is the time.

943
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 4: Wow, it feels right right before Easter. And we think

944
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 4: about celebrating things, don't we your life? We think about

945
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:20,120
Speaker 4: what tinted car do. Keep your home, your car, your workplace.

946
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,360
Speaker 4: I've got all of those. I've got my family tinted

947
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:25,680
Speaker 4: as well, all of them. There lies my daughter's eyes.

948
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 4: I need to wear sunglasses. I have had their eyes.

949
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:31,799
Speaker 4: They're tinted thanks to Tintacar. Keep your car your home.

950
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 4: I've got the roof tinted, the chimney, all of it,

951
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 4: the garden I've just had done, the pool round by

952
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,279
Speaker 4: the pool, all of that's tinted as well. Workplace, and

953
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 4: get the entire team dipped and tinted today.

954
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:43,440
Speaker 5: That's free, guys. It's on me.

955
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 4: Protected with great deals on window tinting from Tinto Car.

956
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:52,960
Speaker 4: Tinter Car bring in the call since seventy two. That

957
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 4: is one of the greatest advertising slogans since Just do

958
00:45:56,280 --> 00:46:00,279
Speaker 4: it all right, start dropping into conversation around family and

959
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,799
Speaker 4: friends this week, just cactually go yeah, tinter car, bring

960
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 4: the call since seventy two and do set like that

961
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 4: seventy two.

962
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 5: Anyway, I brought in one thousand dollars of my own

963
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 5: money just to give back to what yeah, yeah, because

964
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:17,440
Speaker 5: I just said, go who whoa, whoa, Let me get

965
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 5: this one, guys, let me get this round. So one

966
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:22,399
Speaker 5: thousand dollars of my own tinted cash as well.

967
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 4: Each note is tinted, Each honey, each honey, ten of

968
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,440
Speaker 4: these is tinted as well. I don't want to get

969
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 4: that money burnt in the sunlight. Get out there, all right,

970
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 4: bad day to do this?

971
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,399
Speaker 5: Now? How are we doing this? Well?

972
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:39,920
Speaker 4: Celebrities cannot drive around normally. Otherwise you know you have

973
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 4: an old nosy people that traffil lized around that.

974
00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:44,240
Speaker 5: Who is that? Is that? The queen at the traffilight?

975
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 5: You can't have that.

976
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 4: That's why the queen her Bentley's the Limos, Buckingham Palace,

977
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,800
Speaker 4: Windsor Castle. You think that would cost a fortune to

978
00:46:52,840 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 4: get tinted. No, because they're doing great deals on window tinted.

979
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 8: Wow, I didn't realize they did the Queen's car.

980
00:46:57,840 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know out me doing it, they'd bring

981
00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:03,839
Speaker 4: the SINEV two. Yeah, so one thousand dollars a day

982
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 4: of my own tinted cash for you if you can.

983
00:47:05,600 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 4: Guess who is the star?

984
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 5: Wait? Not just in the car, in the tinted car?

985
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 5: Oh well yeah, thank you? All right, First one, let's

986
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 5: play the theme tune. Guess who's bring in the cool

987
00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 5: local here sinking up this leans to sharpen for tomorrow.

988
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 5: Shot we can, all right, guess who the star is

989
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 5: in the tinted.

990
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:38,399
Speaker 4: Car, not just that it's one thousand dollars again, guess

991
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,760
Speaker 4: who the star is and guess what song they're listening

992
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,399
Speaker 4: to in their tinted car.

993
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:52,759
Speaker 5: Let's do it? No, are you do?

994
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 15: Wait?

995
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 5: Yeah? Road rage ran from one per second. We're here

996
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,479
Speaker 5: the easy enough for Monday?

997
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 15: Now?

998
00:48:03,320 --> 00:48:06,120
Speaker 5: Why work too hard? Listeners? Why work too hard? All right?

999
00:48:06,239 --> 00:48:08,640
Speaker 5: Guess the star in that tinted car? And what song

1000
00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:09,960
Speaker 5: were they listening to?

1001
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:13,600
Speaker 9: The Christian Connells Show podcast.

1002
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:14,760
Speaker 5: We're out aloud?

1003
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 4: Guys, Please keep your car home workplace protected with great

1004
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 4: deals on window tinting from of course, tinted car, tint car.

1005
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:26,279
Speaker 5: You know what they're bringing the call since seventy two.

1006
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 4: All right, so we stayed this week. You got to

1007
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 4: work out who's the star in that tinted up car?

1008
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 4: What song they're listening to?

1009
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 14: No?

1010
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:49,879
Speaker 5: Are you do? Wait? I think for one second. Thank

1011
00:48:49,920 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 5: you to the person calleder saying is it willis? Willis?

1012
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 5: Another week? We still can't move on, guys.

1013
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 4: All right, so let's find out who's going to try

1014
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 4: and win one thousand dollars of my own tinted cash.

1015
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 4: I've got this morning from the ATM. Had to go

1016
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,719
Speaker 4: to a couple of different ATMs because I've only got

1017
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 4: like a ten but limit. Mommy won't let me have

1018
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:07,800
Speaker 4: any more than that.

1019
00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:13,160
Speaker 5: Junie, good morning, Hello, Juny.

1020
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:14,600
Speaker 14: How are you doing.

1021
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 5: You're on tint Line one, Juli awesome? Do you haven't

1022
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 5: said the answer?

1023
00:49:20,120 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 14: Ye?

1024
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,399
Speaker 5: Traditionally we need an answer, then you have the money.

1025
00:49:22,480 --> 00:49:23,879
Speaker 5: That's how it works, JK.

1026
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:24,840
Speaker 14: I love the intro.

1027
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:32,240
Speaker 5: By the way, thank you, Julie, you've lost joking, Judy,

1028
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 5: who's the celebrity in that tinted up car?

1029
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:36,360
Speaker 14: Would it be Christian Bale?

1030
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 5: And what do you think the song was? Who are

1031
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,319
Speaker 5: you It was used to be the Carlos theme song. Yes,

1032
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:51,319
Speaker 5: let's just go with that. Today it's Monday. Yes winner, yay. Yeah,

1033
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:55,080
Speaker 5: you won a thousand bucks thanks to tinted car. Julie.

1034
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 5: What are you going to do with your money?

1035
00:49:57,440 --> 00:49:57,640
Speaker 3: Oh?

1036
00:49:58,080 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 5: Nothing?

1037
00:49:58,480 --> 00:49:59,720
Speaker 10: So he probably pay some bills.

1038
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 5: Ah.

1039
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:01,919
Speaker 4: I hope there's something as well, to have a tree

1040
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 4: over Easter or someone do something nice, will go out

1041
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 4: and about.

1042
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 10: Okay, good, might do that.

1043
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:08,080
Speaker 5: Judy. Are you on a running machine right now?

1044
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 3: No?

1045
00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 10: I am brim painting the pavement? I am walking.

1046
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 5: Oh hell of old pace on you by the sound?

1047
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,120
Speaker 5: Don't you say you're doing a marathon or something? There, Judy?

1048
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:20,399
Speaker 4: And also kicking goals winning one thousand dollars in cash

1049
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,640
Speaker 4: with us. Julie, well done, have a great week.

1050
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:23,799
Speaker 10: Thank you so much.

1051
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:24,319
Speaker 14: Go with him.

1052
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1053
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,280
Speaker 5: Time for today's time waste stuff.

1054
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 4: On World Safety Awareness Day, some safety facts but you

1055
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:43,400
Speaker 4: Sir Rio has found for us hot dogs are one

1056
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 4: of the most dangerous foods you can eat, responsible for

1057
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 4: seventeen percent of food related asphyxiations.

1058
00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,960
Speaker 8: Wait, wait, do you big give a bartes I guess

1059
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:54,960
Speaker 8: tomorrow on the show.

1060
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 4: We need to speak to people who've had trouble with

1061
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:59,760
Speaker 4: hot dogs. Do you know what's when you don't chew.

1062
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 5: It, you know, get a hot job and you just

1063
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:05,720
Speaker 5: want to swallow and fill that dougie goodness. Left handed

1064
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 5: people are five times more likely to be hospitalized for

1065
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 5: an accidental injury. Is that true? That is leftist, That

1066
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 5: is lefted propaganda.

1067
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 8: It is I don't believe that.

1068
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:17,760
Speaker 5: I don't believe.

1069
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 6: Me.

1070
00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 5: No, you can't say that I'd be leftist. Yes, yeah,

1071
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:26,120
Speaker 5: you'd be canceled by ten this week's Will Smith.

1072
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 8: I didn't know.

1073
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you have to resign. Apologies, you have to

1074
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:29,760
Speaker 5: resign from radio.

1075
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,360
Speaker 8: Okay, well, probably for the best.

1076
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:34,759
Speaker 5: And this is worrying for me ahead of my doing

1077
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 5: stand up on my birthday Thursday night.

1078
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,400
Speaker 4: You're twenty two percent more likely to die on your birthday.

1079
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 4: And not only when I die, I die on stage.

1080
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 4: Come see me die literally Thursday nights.

1081
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,840
Speaker 5: It doesn't mean it's gonna happens.

1082
00:51:49,600 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 8: To say twenty percent more likely to happen.

1083
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,279
Speaker 4: Well, I want to speak to people who've been injured

1084
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:56,879
Speaker 4: on their birthdays to work. We could have my own

1085
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 4: research office, right who's had an injury?

1086
00:51:59,200 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 5: On their birthday.

1087
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:04,560
Speaker 4: All right, So World Safety Day, safer movies. You say,

1088
00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:08,399
Speaker 4: tell you what that bridges of Madison County bridges can.

1089
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 5: Be dangerous, very dangerous, but the hedges of Madison County

1090
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 5: a nice, well trimmed and pruned.

1091
00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:18,240
Speaker 8: Hedge, much safer, silver minus.

1092
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:21,439
Speaker 5: Safe gone in sixty seconds. That's not safe.

1093
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 4: You drive around that speed sixty seconds? Slow down, mate,

1094
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:26,800
Speaker 4: flan in sixty seconds.

1095
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:30,279
Speaker 5: Maybe your lovely pie crust flat in the microwave is

1096
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 5: sixty seconds. It's ready, it's bringing the cool since plenty

1097
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 5: two fight Club dangerous? No smashed in tickle fight club.

1098
00:52:41,719 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 8: Fight club is silver plu.

1099
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,759
Speaker 4: There will be blood. Oh my word, that was non

1100
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:51,000
Speaker 4: stopped killing, the opposite of safety. I can't find the word.

1101
00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:53,800
Speaker 4: But Dangel the work listener, there.

1102
00:52:53,680 --> 00:52:55,319
Speaker 5: Will we blood, but don't worry.

1103
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 8: I have plasters and that is very safe to be prepared.

1104
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:04,040
Speaker 8: Oh that's a sealver So I got distracted.

1105
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:05,359
Speaker 5: Give it what you really wanted.

1106
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:09,919
Speaker 4: Bronze and dances with wolves couldn't be any more dangerous. Guys,

1107
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 4: Please don't do that. Why not dances with Wolf Blitzer?

1108
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:20,160
Speaker 8: That news anchor, that is he's referencing Wolf Blitzer.

1109
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Speaker 5: Busy last night cared and not these quickly. That is

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Speaker 5: a solid goal.

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Speaker 15: New treat is everywhere right now? They get it wolf, Well,

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Speaker 15: all right, what have you got that over there? Throwing

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Speaker 15: mama from the train, she might not land very safely.

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Speaker 15: You've got help mama down.

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Speaker 8: From the train.

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Speaker 3: Obvious, No Mark, fair enough, Sensibilly Madison, it's Billy Madison,

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Speaker 3: but he's sensible.

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Speaker 5: God, Yeah, that is good. That is good.

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Speaker 8: The devil wears padding.

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Speaker 5: That's good. Yes, that's very good.

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Speaker 8: Zach and Miry make a TikTok porno very unsafe.

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Speaker 5: God, someone's eye out? What's your one day? Will they

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Speaker 5: make a TikTok? A nice funny little short dance? Why not? Yes?

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Speaker 8: Go that's all from me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's enough, I think, all right, if only I

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Speaker 4: had just cut it, done it too?

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Speaker 5: Alright, what have you got? Safer movies?

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Speaker 4: Make a movie safer four seven five three one oh

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Speaker 4: four three No no prizes this week. I'll tell you

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Speaker 4: what I do with all I've got on me right

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Speaker 4: now is some post it notes. You will win a signed,

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Speaker 4: dedicated post it note from me to you.

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Speaker 5: Just landed, literally just landed straight in that's where he's been.

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Speaker 5: I have a storm storm all right, So World Safety Day, Rio,

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Speaker 5: are you ready to mark? Oh?

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Speaker 8: Yes, what's the big prize?

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Speaker 5: It's a yeah, it's a Sally no chocolate ham but

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Speaker 5: they've all gone. You get a signed post it.

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Speaker 4: Note dedicated to yourself and would put that in the

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Speaker 4: post today.

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Speaker 5: All right? Make a movie safer Yes, Interview with the vampire,

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Speaker 5: not safe. Interview with an H and S officer, Nothing but.

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Speaker 8: Safe, extra safe silver.

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Speaker 5: I'm Belinda. This is from eleven year old Noah. We

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Speaker 5: bought a house safer than a zoo.

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Speaker 8: That's a gold No.

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Speaker 5: I don't know. Grands of New York so much your

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Speaker 5: bell no silver bus right on, Craig. There will be

1150
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Speaker 5: blood sausage bruns instead of face off, face mask on.

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Speaker 8: Stupid but funny, dude, wear's the bubble rap silver.

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Speaker 5: That's Paul and Kuwee R Edwards safety scissor hand. I

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Speaker 5: really like that gold, Tim Tim, well done. The naked gun.

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Speaker 8: Dangerous, very dangerous.

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Speaker 5: What about the naked bump.

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Speaker 8: That's God.

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Speaker 4: Plus the person who's sent us in, who I can

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Speaker 4: see on the phone system is called Adam has just

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Speaker 4: signed off.

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Speaker 5: J Dog. It's Adam Mate staying home with private Ryan.

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Speaker 5: Does it work? Not bronze first time texter, but best

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Speaker 5: answer ever, go easy with this. Listen, Chris, listen, this

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Speaker 5: is go easy first time before, first time texter with

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Speaker 5: the best answer ever. You'll need a higher grade above

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Speaker 5: go plus. Make a movie safe for Christian stop gun.

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Speaker 8: That is underwhelming.

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you what, first time.

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Speaker 4: Great to have you stepping out, however that is, we're

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Speaker 4: going to need a grade lower than bronze. Sorry, Andy, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: how to train your puppy Silver? Thank you Johnny for

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Speaker 4: let me know that you've got a rush into a meeting.

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Speaker 4: But just quickly he's going for.

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Speaker 5: Us non lethal weapon.

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Speaker 8: Silver.

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Speaker 5: The Postman always announces themselves. Is that I don't know? No, Okay,

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Speaker 5: Andrews die soft, don't die hard? Silver, Puppies on the plane.

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Speaker 8: W cute gold Well Darren con tom Air.

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Speaker 5: That is safe. You don't get any safer.

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Speaker 8: No, don't get saf Always important to wed.

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Speaker 5: Protection always, whether you're in the air or on the ground.

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Speaker 5: In my club, yes, right up there, men in high

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Speaker 5: ves you're in black. We can't see you. Guys. Men

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Speaker 5: in high ves. Gold instead of hell boy, helmet boy,

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Speaker 5: gold all right, we'll end it there. Today, who wins

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Speaker 5: the sign post it note?

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Speaker 8: Well, the top two are naked and condom here, but

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Speaker 8: the winner is condom here.

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Speaker 4: Of you deserve your sign post it note as well.

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Speaker 4: All right, tomorrow's show today with the apparent news that

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Speaker 4: you're twenty two percent more likely to die on your birthday,

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Speaker 4: have you been injured on your birthday?

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Speaker 5: And more chances?

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Speaker 4: Come and join us Thursday nights to be in the crowd,

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Speaker 4: to be in the audience for a very special night

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Speaker 4: of stand up comedy.

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Speaker 5: I'll be hosting it.

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Speaker 4: We're at the local Taphouse, brilliant award winning place, great

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Speaker 4: comedy club every Monday night as well the local laugh

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Speaker 4: It's just for you guys, if you've never done stand

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Speaker 4: up comedy before. We got people giving a go for

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Speaker 4: the first time. The number one golden rule, no heckling.

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Speaker 4: Your first drink is on us. So before we head

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Speaker 4: off to our two week break on Friday, come and

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Speaker 4: join us Thursday night if you want to.

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Speaker 5: Get in there and email me today.

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Speaker 4: Christian at Christian oak Conal dot com dot au tous

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Speaker 4: why you'd.

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Speaker 5: Love to come down.

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Speaker 9: Christian Connells Show Podcast