Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Just stood black couple of mitches. Yeah, it's yourself for
Speaker 2: the rude shocks of young adults in high school. I
Speaker 2: thought compulsory, I meant you had a choice. So my
Speaker 2: year advisor, Missus Moyman, went on Mitch Math's compulsory. I
Speaker 2: went fantastic.
Speaker 3: And drama.
Speaker 2: Is Michjuli and Mitchell KOs Hello you haa you hello?
Speaker 2: How are you? Mitchell?
Speaker 4: Not's too bad.
Speaker 2: We see my hands now that I don't bite my nails.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, hold and give it the closest so not
Speaker 4: wearing my specs.
Speaker 2: You're gonna look. You're gonna be so impressed with my hands.
Speaker 4: Bill Long, Yeah, that's big for you.
Speaker 2: I can scratch things.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've gotta be something about them cuticles. But otherwise though, no, no.
Speaker 2: I had my first many petty. Yeah, my first ever
Speaker 2: many petty with my dad. Dad was like your dad.
Speaker 4: Yeah, me and Mark men used to hunt the back.
Speaker 2: I know the jury meant to We're like European blooded.
Speaker 2: We are not meant for this. My dad's a salesman
Speaker 2: and I'm in fucking, you know, entertainment, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm growing my nails. He's like, let me treat you.
Speaker 2: He teared up, let me treat you many peny.
Speaker 4: So you respect the fact that that was his idea.
Speaker 4: Does he get them himself?
Speaker 2: Dad gets a many petty every month. Great, he gets
Speaker 2: a massage and a many petty on the same day.
Speaker 2: So he took me to his local me walking and
Speaker 2: they all know Mark Churry like mister Mark, mister Mark, Hello,
Speaker 2: and I'm like hello, and then he's like, this is
Speaker 2: little Mark, and the little Mark it was my brother.
Speaker 2: They all laugh, they laughed.
Speaker 4: I've never had a manicure, but I'm thinking of getting
Speaker 4: one because, like, I like doing my own nails almost
Speaker 4: it's a hobby, right, yeah, but I kind of yours.
Speaker 2: Did your friend tip them or is that just what
Speaker 2: they were calling?
Speaker 4: No, that's just how they are nice cute. But I
Speaker 4: want to get a manicure just to watch how they
Speaker 4: do it so that I can up my own game.
Speaker 4: I like doing them myself, but I think I keep
Speaker 4: sucking it up a bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah it goes. You can watch. You can sit there.
Speaker 2: Yeah I did with Dad, or we say there and got.
Speaker 4: Like I've given myself ingrown fingernails. They didn't know that
Speaker 4: was Mitchell. I don't find they're fine.
Speaker 2: Now, I've had ingrown toenails, but never an ingrown fingernails.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was one time I went a bit heavy
Speaker 4: on the what do you call it?
Speaker 2: Filing?
Speaker 4: Filing? One time I went a bit heavy on the
Speaker 4: filing and the buffing and whatnot. I literally gave myself.
Speaker 4: I think I counted four ingrown fingernails.
Speaker 2: That's four too many ingrown fingernails.
Speaker 4: Turns out you use your hands a lot. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: feel the pain.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I careful you go to because the place I
Speaker 2: went to, she laughed at me when I asked for shellac.
Speaker 2: What is that? It's like a gel? She finished, and
Speaker 2: she and it was raw, And I went, I want gel.
Speaker 2: She went on jel and yeah, my sisters get shellac.
Speaker 2: I want shellac.
Speaker 4: I want to clear gel on mind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I got crystal gel put on. I think
Speaker 2: it looks good. I'm happy with it.
Speaker 4: Trying to keep your Jenner our third wheel is here.
Speaker 4: Of course, I don't think she'd be game to get
Speaker 4: a nails done.
Speaker 2: We'll speaking of nails. No, well, Jenna's nails. There's there's
Speaker 2: no machinery that can cut them.
Speaker 3: No, they're cat nails.
Speaker 2: They're thick.
Speaker 4: If you knew here, she's got cat claws instead of
Speaker 4: human fingernails. So they can't be cut short. Oh they'll bleed.
Speaker 4: They have to be super long. You could cut them
Speaker 4: a little shorter than mat No.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: You treat them a little bit, but then they hurt
Speaker 3: for like a week.
Speaker 2: Really, that's all pretty incredible, to be honest.
Speaker 4: It's just very gener isn't it.
Speaker 2: It is the most genuine thing in the world. We
Speaker 2: love you for all the abnormalities. So I love my nails,
Speaker 2: but they kind of look like little French tips and
Speaker 2: they Oh, it's such an awful experience, Mitchell. They get
Speaker 2: you know when like in you watch American movies and
Speaker 2: they shovel snow off a driveway. Picture that fingernail being
Speaker 2: your that driveway being your fingernail, and they get this
Speaker 2: machine and just scoot the skin bag. It's snow.
Speaker 4: That's what I want.
Speaker 2: They push it back and it hurt my eyebled because I.
Speaker 4: Was thinking of getting one of those machines. But then
Speaker 4: I was like, no, I need to watch someone else
Speaker 4: parade at first, you do, because knowing me, I'd go
Speaker 4: in overly confident and then fuck my fingers.
Speaker 2: Right up, Yeah, you would. You need to get it
Speaker 2: done professionally. My cuticles are beautiful at the moment, They're
Speaker 2: very clean, and I was very amassed.
Speaker 4: Could they could be better with professional help mine?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Of course yeah. Bi which is a vitamin to
Speaker 2: help thicken and grow your nails, and.
Speaker 3: It works and my hair and it works.
Speaker 5: One.
Speaker 4: God, I just don't need to add to my already
Speaker 4: quite exorbitant vitamin rating.
Speaker 2: What do you take?
Speaker 4: Oh, thoughts of shiit?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 4: I've got neurocalm soooth, I've got firebromag active, I've got
Speaker 4: metab complex, I've got ultra fluor and meta control. There's
Speaker 4: another one.
Speaker 2: Do you need to be on all these?
Speaker 4: They work, especially the magnesium one.
Speaker 2: I take magnes the days that.
Speaker 4: I don't take that, I really feel it in my
Speaker 4: bulging discul.
Speaker 2: Tell really, yes, didn't all of our audience relate to
Speaker 2: the bulging disc? Everyone on the Facebook group like bulging
Speaker 2: disc as you're not.
Speaker 4: I was shocked at how many people like same. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I've got a bulging disc as well. But they also
Speaker 4: to have a love of back issues, which sounds like
Speaker 4: more yours. One's the neck. God, I did not think
Speaker 4: that was going to strike such a cord.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nerve, A nerve I would have said that. Well, listen,
Speaker 2: welcome to Is it just me? Every show we start
Speaker 2: this way with I gyms something we've noticed, something we
Speaker 2: hate to appreciate.
Speaker 4: Yep, we've got one, h mine, How do I explain this?
Speaker 2: This is probably like a socially awkward hack. Okay, cool,
Speaker 2: Well that sounds like it's helpful. Mine is stupid. That's
Speaker 2: something that I've noticed, and I think I'll go first
Speaker 2: because it really is just Mine's something I appreciate. The
Speaker 2: really them. They're rare from you. I think if someone
Speaker 2: want to count all the gems that you've showed appreciation,
Speaker 2: it would be be in the tens.
Speaker 4: Yeah really yeah, yeah, you probably could be a super
Speaker 4: fan out there, will do the math, and good luck
Speaker 4: with that task.
Speaker 2: Mine's dumb and stupid, And it's just so that I noticed.
Speaker 2: We've got flying cars. You know, we really can be
Speaker 2: doing what I think we should be doing when it
Speaker 2: comes to this certain area.
Speaker 4: Do we have flying cars?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can get like cars that not like commercial use,
Speaker 2: but they do exist.
Speaker 4: They're called planes.
Speaker 2: You know, You're right, I'm an idiot.
Speaker 4: Well, who's going first. Then I'll go first. Let you
Speaker 4: get out of the way with Maybe Jenna should decide.
Speaker 4: We've both given some sort of tease. That's what that
Speaker 4: just me is.
Speaker 3: I think I think the best should be last. So
Speaker 3: Mitch Chewy, you can go first.
Speaker 4: That's a lot, Thank you.
Speaker 2: What a slap in the face. I thought I was
Speaker 2: your favorite. All right, let's go do my agent first.
Speaker 2: Let's start. Is it just me? Should shoes really at
Speaker 2: this point in time becoming laced up? What like they?
Speaker 2: You should? They should come to you laced up. I
Speaker 2: bought a pair of shoes and they weren't laced.
Speaker 4: Oh, it wasn't like you had to buy your own lasers.
Speaker 2: Now the lacers are in the box which is tied
Speaker 2: in a little bow. The shoes weren't lace last time
Speaker 2: you bought it. They're not lay shoes. They come unlaced.
Speaker 4: I don't think i've ever bought it. Actually, I've not
Speaker 4: bought new shoes for a long time, to be fair,
Speaker 4: But I don't think I've ever had to lace the money.
Speaker 2: Now I lace constant pairs of shoes. My fingers are calloust.
Speaker 3: Usually when you try them one at the store.
Speaker 2: You have to last, Yes, Mitchell, Yes, where the fuck
Speaker 2: are you shopping? They never had that. Now you wear
Speaker 2: slides and thongs, you know when was not.
Speaker 4: Usually where I've got. I've had the same pair of
Speaker 4: converses from the sports section for like five years, and
Speaker 4: I never want to change them because they're not like fabric.
Speaker 4: They're like a fake leather, and so it's so easy
Speaker 4: to clean them. Yeah, right, okay, so that's probably why
Speaker 4: it's been a while since I've brought a new pair
Speaker 4: of shoes.
Speaker 2: No, Mitchell, they don't come lace, and we have technology.
Speaker 2: AI can do it, hire a machine that'll do it,
Speaker 2: like build them lace. No one knows how to lay
Speaker 2: shoes because there's so many options you can do, ringering left, right, left,
Speaker 2: right down.
Speaker 4: I often have to relace them because there's nothing that
Speaker 4: fucking irks me more than the laces that are sort
Speaker 4: of designed to tie them within the shoes so you
Speaker 4: can't see the lace.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, what do you mean that's like converses?
Speaker 4: Yes, they usually come tied as such that you tie
Speaker 4: them up and then you tuck the laces away so
Speaker 4: you can't see the knot oh igat And I don't
Speaker 4: know if it's sense threething, But that fucks me right off.
Speaker 4: When I can get the lasers on the sole of
Speaker 4: my foot, I get you. Yes, I'm the same, and
Speaker 4: so often I have to relace them anyway. I'm like,
Speaker 4: no way, I don't care if they're not on the outside.
Speaker 4: Looks shit, I'm doing that totally.
Speaker 2: I'm the same. Nothing was Remember shoe fashion in like
Speaker 2: probably two thousand and nine twenty ten was to have
Speaker 2: a chunky tongue. Remember globe shoes. No globe globe shoes, right, okay,
Speaker 2: they just had fat tongues.
Speaker 3: Were they like skateboarder shoes?
Speaker 2: Yes, all skater shoes. Yeah. This, look at the tongue
Speaker 2: on that. Yeah, they look at the mitchell It was
Speaker 2: like an air bag, remember those? Not really, but no,
Speaker 2: I know what you mean. And you tuck your jeans
Speaker 2: into the top of them. Oh god, yes, I wore
Speaker 2: these to my ye six farewell. I also had a
Speaker 2: pair of Globe shoes that had heels, like a wheels
Speaker 2: in them. They were like heelies.
Speaker 3: Oh god that I always wanted them.
Speaker 2: That's how you'd wear them. They like the lacers were
Speaker 2: not even keeping your foot in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they don't look comfy at all I would hate those.
Speaker 2: Not in the slightest. Shoe fashions really come a long
Speaker 2: way now when you look at like the yeezies and
Speaker 2: the slides and what Kangnye is making.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to take your word for it because
Speaker 4: I've not kept up. I've just been a convert girl
Speaker 4: from day dot and I still am.
Speaker 2: Have you not seen the new yeazy shoe?
Speaker 4: I don't look into yeasy shoe ever, Mitchell? Have you
Speaker 4: ever noted me where anything other than my normal shoes?
Speaker 2: Mitchell? In yeasies?
Speaker 4: Fucking imagine you wouldn't read about I've got a pair.
Speaker 2: You can have an old pair of mine if you want.
Speaker 4: I don't think we're the same shoes.
Speaker 2: You didn't jump at that either, I thought, no, what
Speaker 2: are you nine? I'm a thirteen?
Speaker 4: No one exactly. I don't have big clown feet like you.
Speaker 2: Listen, they're proportionate to me.
Speaker 4: No, I know they work.
Speaker 2: These are the new ye'sies. I'm a size thirteen. It's
Speaker 2: called in proportion. Look, they're like like a sock.
Speaker 3: Oh they horrific?
Speaker 2: Why and the heel is just a the sock on
Speaker 2: top at the bottom is heel?
Speaker 4: Oh that's just he's just playing silly buggers. Now, what
Speaker 4: the fuck's up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you look like an alien. It's like an alien foot.
Speaker 4: No, not that Kande is stupid, it's actually like just
Speaker 4: wearing a sock.
Speaker 2: I agree, the fashion's dumb. I've ordered three pairs in
Speaker 2: all colors.
Speaker 4: Of course you have.
Speaker 3: See.
Speaker 4: I wish I could benefit from your shoe fetish because
Speaker 4: you must go through so many and like get rid
Speaker 4: of so many. Yes, but I can't because you're a
Speaker 4: size thirteen.
Speaker 2: What sized shoe is your partner sean?
Speaker 4: Like a ten or eleven?
Speaker 2: Oh so you could in theory?
Speaker 4: Shit, yeah, yeah, it's a bit of a squeeze. I
Speaker 4: have to wear extra socks.
Speaker 2: See. That was that was the one issue that's really
Speaker 2: what droves apart in the end with my ex. I
Speaker 2: that you shouldn't share shoe couldn't share shoes?
Speaker 4: Do you not have enough of your own shoes? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But we both loved fashion, so it was very handy
Speaker 2: for him to buy something nice and then we could
Speaker 2: share it. But it never worked. And so I was
Speaker 2: very much bigger than him, so he could wear all
Speaker 2: my clothes oversized, but I couldn't wear his T shirts.
Speaker 2: I could wear them as a handkerchief if I needed.
Speaker 2: But that's all.
Speaker 4: Do you reckon he could wear your clothes oversized?
Speaker 2: You always did? Yeah.
Speaker 4: When I was at Taylor Swift in Melbourne, you know,
Speaker 4: you saw all over the news that people were queuing
Speaker 4: up for merch days before the show.
Speaker 2: I saw that days before the show was actually a
Speaker 2: question I want to ask.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like so I did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh my god, Yen, I did.
Speaker 4: And I wish i'd known that you were going, because
Speaker 4: I would have asked you to get me a shirt
Speaker 4: because I rock up to the stadium fucking fifteen minutes
Speaker 4: before the show starts, and I'm like, oh, oh my god,
Speaker 4: there's a sucker born every minute.
Speaker 2: Isn't there.
Speaker 4: There's no cue for the merchant whatsoever. I'm going to
Speaker 4: rot up and get myself a shirt. And they said, Hi,
Speaker 4: we've only got four XL and up left.
Speaker 2: I'll be fine then.
Speaker 4: And I said, okay, is it like tight for a
Speaker 4: four XL? They said no, they're all quite baggy. I
Speaker 4: was like, right, okay, never mind. I thought maybe I
Speaker 4: could get away with the oversized look. But they're bagging
Speaker 4: for a four XL.
Speaker 3: And extra small?
Speaker 2: Is baggy? Really? They're big put on Taylor being size inclusive.
Speaker 2: What a queen? I love her, can't wrong. I never
Speaker 2: say a bad thing about it. Jenna, what did you get?
Speaker 2: What merch did you call?
Speaker 3: I got a T shirt and then a few people
Speaker 3: here want a T shirt, so I got that.
Speaker 4: Damn. I wish, I wish.
Speaker 2: I ask. You're too closest friends.
Speaker 3: Because I decided on the day and they only knew
Speaker 3: because I was leaving, and I got two jumpers.
Speaker 2: Fair well, I didn't pay for my ticket, so I'll
Speaker 2: buy merch. Yeah, it seems fair.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you're going to get much. If
Speaker 4: they have a small or medium shirt left?
Speaker 2: Please? Oh do you want one?
Speaker 4: Help a bitch out?
Speaker 2: What era?
Speaker 4: Just the ears to a shirt? Because I have a
Speaker 4: black T shirt from every concert I've been to except
Speaker 4: this one.
Speaker 2: You wonder daft? I don't like your chances, but like
Speaker 2: I mean, I hate to go, but I'm in Taylor's
Speaker 2: personal management box, so I feel like I might even
Speaker 2: get a shirt on arrival. I might get a goodie bag.
Speaker 2: I think I might go piece with Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 4: You're in Taylor's box with your fat tongue, are you?
Speaker 2: Oh? That's awful.
Speaker 4: As soon as you mentioned the big tongue on the shoes,
Speaker 4: I was like, I've got to weave this into Taylor's box.
Speaker 2: And there it was. There. It was a silver platter. Anyway,
Speaker 2: where was the original legion?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Choose prelay? Okay, no worries.
Speaker 4: Are you ready for my agent?
Speaker 2: No? Now? Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Do we need to normalize the name tag?
Speaker 2: Oh? I can get behind this. Yeah, because you know that.
Speaker 4: I'm shocking with names, and it's not like I don't try.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's an anxiety thing where I'm more
Speaker 4: worried about getting it wrong, so I choose to just not.
Speaker 2: Say it correct.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I get that too, Like I'm the opposite of you,
Speaker 4: where you just confidently say any name. Yeah, You're like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you're Jeff Well. I often find people it's actually tracing.
Speaker 4: People are just happy that you've had a punt.
Speaker 3: No, but if you got my name wrong, I would
Speaker 3: be convinced that I was wrong.
Speaker 4: Such confidence I do.
Speaker 2: I do, Ryan, But I I.
Speaker 4: Went to like a dance rehearsal for Mardi Gras recently
Speaker 4: because I'm doing the dance part of the parade. You
Speaker 4: two aren't just walking, yeah, talking, And so I went
Speaker 4: and Sean brought name tags. Actually he spotted them at
Speaker 4: my place because it was the same stickers that I
Speaker 4: used to put everyone's a dress on our mugs, and
Speaker 4: we sent them out. Yes, yes, yes, yes, he spotted
Speaker 4: them and goes, can I take these to rehearsal? And
Speaker 4: I was like, sure, go for gold. And it was
Speaker 4: actually so helpful because something about reading the name as
Speaker 4: well as hearing it, it just sinks in.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: There was one lady at the rehearsal who a few
Speaker 4: times has done like a.
Speaker 2: Northern beach's queer yoga by the water.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've met a numerous times. I know her name,
Speaker 4: and yet it just hadn't sunk in. But now that
Speaker 4: I've read it on her teats and said it, I
Speaker 4: can say with full confidence and names, Oh no, I
Speaker 4: think it's Alex.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck s it's happened again, my doubtless crept in.
Speaker 2: Just say it confident Alex, and we'll believe.
Speaker 4: Sure it's Alex.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, yeah, fuck, I hope, I'm sure.
Speaker 4: But yeah, it did sink in because I read the
Speaker 4: name tag, and then it was just so much more helpful.
Speaker 4: We need to normalize that everyone should wear name badges.
Speaker 2: I agree. I think we should wear name badges. People
Speaker 2: in life should wear name badges. You know where they
Speaker 2: wear name badges? Retirement homes? Do they? I go to
Speaker 2: my name's place, and it's so nice because an old woman,
Speaker 2: an old person love when you know them by their name.
Speaker 2: So I go, hello, Betty, how are you? And they
Speaker 2: love it.
Speaker 4: But then what happens if Betty's a bit old fashioned?
Speaker 4: He goes, excuse me, it's missus Smith.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course she is.
Speaker 4: Show me by my first name, my husband I've been
Speaker 4: widowed for ten years, Missus Smith and Lee Mark could
Speaker 4: call me, of course.
Speaker 2: No, I feel like they'd specify, or it would be like,
Speaker 2: you know, how pronouns are they slash? Pronouns? Are they slash? There,
Speaker 2: it'd Betty slash missus mister.
Speaker 4: Especially old people, they seem to have like ridiculous nicknames
Speaker 4: that have nothing to do with their full name. It's
Speaker 4: not like it's not like his name's Matthew that we
Speaker 4: call him matt. It's like everyone calls him Bill, but
Speaker 4: his real name's fucking Jeremy. Yeah, no, link, I agree.
Speaker 2: Be beverly amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Richard and Dick.
Speaker 2: Sure makes sense. It's a stretch, but sure, Robert and Bob,
Speaker 2: I don't get sorry.
Speaker 4: Even then, if you had enough time, Rob, I've had
Speaker 4: something to do with the name. There's a lot of
Speaker 4: long bows happening.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're right now.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is my auntie Petunia. But everyone calls the ruth.
Speaker 2: What why, Well, my name's name is Kissy Kileara, but
Speaker 2: we call her to Claire. What's her name Kissy? And
Speaker 2: then the rest of it. Klea is that her last name? No,
Speaker 2: Kissy Klara Macbeth is her name.
Speaker 4: Ni first name.
Speaker 2: Kissy Kileara is her first name. Macbeth is her surname.
Speaker 2: That's a cool Claire comes from that. That makes sense, Kolara,
Speaker 2: I guess yeah, a lot of syllables in that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I could have been Mitch macbeth. That's my family's name. Second,
Speaker 2: my mum's Michelle McBeth. Really yeah, in that cool.
Speaker 4: You could absolutely change your name to your mum's maiden name.
Speaker 4: I wanted to say, well, I.
Speaker 2: Thought about it before I started in the industry, but
Speaker 2: I had a theater director because my roots are in
Speaker 2: the arts, and I had a director to say you
Speaker 2: cannot be Mitch Macbeth because Macbeth is the Scottish play.
Speaker 4: Oh, you'd be typecast.
Speaker 2: No, well yes, and let's not pretend you'd make a
Speaker 2: good I'd be terrible with Beth. Lady Macbeth a different storry.
Speaker 2: But Macbeth you can't say in the theater it's bad luck.
Speaker 2: That means the show will be canceled and someone will
Speaker 2: die in the theater. Yeah. So he's like, you use Macbeth,
Speaker 2: young boy, and you'll never work a day in your life.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: So I stuck with jury and I've never worked today
Speaker 2: in the theater. Thanks a lot, Dick Richard, because it's
Speaker 2: just me.
Speaker 3: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 3: of mitches. If you don't, you're a dickhead.
Speaker 4: All right, At last, we're finally giving each other souvenir.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: You've been back from your holidays, both of you for
Speaker 4: quite some time, and you keep forgetting to bring your
Speaker 4: bloody souvenirs.
Speaker 2: And it's been five six weeks for me? How long
Speaker 2: for you Jenna?
Speaker 3: Two months?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 4: But I'm glad we held off because that meant I
Speaker 4: got the chance to buy your souvenirs in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Oh that isn't that cute? So Mitch went to Melbourne
Speaker 2: for the Heirs tour. I went to Europe for my
Speaker 2: little solo single travel experience, and Jenna went on a
Speaker 2: cruise ship for elderly Yes.
Speaker 4: And as we've just discussed, getting Ears to merge at
Speaker 4: the Taylor Sip Show not easy. So don't get your
Speaker 4: hopes up. Your souvenirs have nothing to do.
Speaker 2: I thought you were just about to say, we just
Speaker 2: spoke about it, but guess what I've got you?
Speaker 4: Nah? No, I wish well, who wants to have gotten you? A?
Speaker 2: For XL? You could have four? XL will be over.
Speaker 2: I'm a two excel now. Anyway, it doesn't matter, It
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. Do you want to go first, Mitchell? Because
Speaker 2: I reckon? Well, actually, the order of why don't we
Speaker 2: go in the order of the pole that we put
Speaker 2: on a group, or the order.
Speaker 4: Of like who bought them first? Because mine's very fresh? Oh,
Speaker 4: mine's fresh off the fucking till mate. Oh, then we'll
Speaker 4: do yours then last. I meant in order of who
Speaker 4: got them first?
Speaker 2: All right, Well, when did I get mine? It would
Speaker 2: have been January early January.
Speaker 3: Mine was end of December, so I'll go first.
Speaker 4: I think that means Jenna goes. Guys, this is a
Speaker 4: stupid metrics. You understand chronological order? Yeah, but it wasn't chronological,
Speaker 4: that was like time date. No, December comes before January.
Speaker 2: Famously, I've never understood you on your computer when it's
Speaker 2: like sort by the last created, I'm like, what do
Speaker 2: you mean last modify?
Speaker 4: If I created a new word document in twenty fifteen
Speaker 4: and then I created another one in twenty sixteen, and
Speaker 4: I said sort by last created, the oldest one would
Speaker 4: be at the bottom.
Speaker 2: And then when does Why is December involved?
Speaker 4: Because that's when Jenna bought They got it first.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'm second. Yes, Okay, I'm happy with that. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Do you understand it goes December then January? Listen, I'm
Speaker 4: good at playing the music here, I understand it's tricky.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm good at guys. Jenna was on a tropical holiday,
Speaker 2: so Jenna gets the tropical gift giving music. I'm excited.
Speaker 2: So where did you go go to, Jenna?
Speaker 3: So I went to Venoa, two Feature and New Caledonia
Speaker 3: and these gifts are from New Caledonia, so New Mea
Speaker 3: and I got it on Christmas Day at the New Meya.
Speaker 4: I didn't actually clock that. You spent Christy overseas?
Speaker 3: Yes, son, yes, so these Christmas day New Mea markets they.
Speaker 4: Were open on Christmas Day?
Speaker 2: Wow, curls is happening in New Mea?
Speaker 3: Well that was the only thing open.
Speaker 4: Not enough questions to ask about Old Maya?
Speaker 2: There was it? Good one? Okay, do you know how
Speaker 2: to command a room? Hurry up, doc, tell people what
Speaker 2: you're doing. Oh God, give it to you. How did
Speaker 2: this get through customs? Thank you?
Speaker 3: There was no customs. It was a cruise ship.
Speaker 2: Okay, tell us when it's in a bubble bubble wrap?
Speaker 4: Oh, this is cute?
Speaker 2: Oh jinna, oh god, look at that?
Speaker 3: Yes, handmade?
Speaker 4: How do I even describe this? So it's a bottle
Speaker 4: open magnet, but it's not any old fucking bottle opener.
Speaker 4: It's like a hollow whale of saw and it's got
Speaker 4: little bits inside it, got like potpourrie in there.
Speaker 2: It's a transparent dolphin. Mine's got a seahorse, some shells,
Speaker 2: and then an orange branch inside it. These are very
Speaker 2: very gorgeous. Yes, look at that.
Speaker 4: It's magnetic, Mitchell. Yeah, I've got one. Just like this
Speaker 4: that I brought myself in. Darn when it's on.
Speaker 2: The fridge, it's a crocodile dolphin. Look, I could pin
Speaker 2: this on my microphones, Mitch, of their metal.
Speaker 4: The magnet's not that strong for the whole show.
Speaker 2: I'm going I'm going to have a dolphin me to
Speaker 2: on my mic.
Speaker 4: I'm going to call mine Amelia after who Well, it's
Speaker 4: like Princess diarr Is. They call a mea new Meya
Speaker 4: funny new Amelia.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm going to call mine Whaley.
Speaker 3: Ok.
Speaker 4: I thought it was a dolphin.
Speaker 2: It is Dolphie Finn because he's blue. This is Finn. Oh,
Speaker 2: this is really cute, jenn I thank you for that gif.
Speaker 2: I like that the market.
Speaker 4: If anyone needs to open fucking bottles of my house,
Speaker 4: it's the place to be. I've got so many now.
Speaker 4: My parents got me one from their trip.
Speaker 2: As well, Mitch. I got a case of Heineken. You
Speaker 2: just get the whale on the top drawer. It's a dolphin, alright,
Speaker 2: am I ready?
Speaker 4: Well that's more question for you.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that was more a thought.
Speaker 4: There's no one better to answer that than you.
Speaker 2: Correct all from Germany.
Speaker 3: So mine was stolen apparently, well.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I'll get there. Jenna's was stolen. Now let
Speaker 2: me get it out. Actually, I like Jenner's is all
Speaker 2: from John. Jenna's is all from Germany, Mitchell Yours is
Speaker 2: from the Netherlands, my hometown. Okay, where the chury lineage begins.
Speaker 4: A fucking joint.
Speaker 2: No, I couldn't bring that back for you.
Speaker 4: You could have if you really wanted to that.
Speaker 2: I'll start with you, Jenna. So Jenna gets two gifts.
Speaker 2: Close your eyes. I got Jenna the limited edition season
Speaker 2: marketing book hands out for Bergheim for berg ein the
Speaker 2: club that I went to, and there's a cat Because
Speaker 2: there's a cat on there. I thought of you straight, aw,
Speaker 2: I hadn't you. Why don't you open it up?
Speaker 4: And I've got it a pamphlet?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, had to buy these.
Speaker 3: Oh this is disturbed.
Speaker 4: You stole it.
Speaker 2: So this is the I purchased this. Jenny gets two
Speaker 2: gifts as well.
Speaker 4: Oh, the photos on it are just I wasn't prepared
Speaker 4: for that.
Speaker 2: This is the club that I spent three hours in.
Speaker 4: Allow me to describe it, Jenna. I don't know if
Speaker 4: you'd be able to process that.
Speaker 2: There are seven images miture, what are all the seven.
Speaker 4: A whole, pick amoot, pick someone jerking, someone sucking?
Speaker 2: Correct, Jenna, hold it up. I'll put this on the
Speaker 2: Facebook group. No, I don't think you should wait the
Speaker 2: holes covered, move the mic. Yeah. So that is Burgune,
Speaker 2: the club that I spent my night in, and I
Speaker 2: thought you'd love that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd love it.
Speaker 2: I also, Jenna, in my time in Berlin, considering you
Speaker 2: had so much to do with its erection, stole you
Speaker 2: some of the Berlin wool what there is? Really you
Speaker 2: did not? I actually did a soy memories.
Speaker 4: Is that going to be like when I was in
Speaker 4: Ulllaru And apparently people that help themselves to a bit
Speaker 4: of the rock and take it home and up sending
Speaker 4: it back with an apology letter because they're cursed, no,
Speaker 4: having stolen some of the rock. They've got this whole
Speaker 4: section at all the people that have returned their bit
Speaker 4: of the rock that they stole because they're like, oh,
Speaker 4: the bad camera has been fucked.
Speaker 2: No. No, because the destruction of the wall was liberating
Speaker 2: to the people. True. And also they sell the wall.
Speaker 2: You can buy bits of the wall, so I was
Speaker 2: going to buy a general piece of the wall, but
Speaker 2: all it was was a bit of the wall, just
Speaker 2: in like pebbles in a jar, and I went, I
Speaker 2: don't reckon, this is actually fucking wall. I reckon, this
Speaker 2: is just from some feel in the middle of Berlin.
Speaker 2: So I went up to the wall and I kicked
Speaker 2: it and I had these big fuck off boots on
Speaker 2: and that came flying off, and I just looked around,
Speaker 2: bent down and got it. There is wall everywhere. I've
Speaker 2: kind of chipped a bit off, and.
Speaker 4: Other people call a bit of an old ruin for U. Correct, Yeah,
Speaker 4: how beautiful?
Speaker 2: Do you like it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I really love it.
Speaker 2: Well, you were so involved with its construction, you really
Speaker 2: championed for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did, but I was also part of the destruction.
Speaker 2: Correct, All right, Mitchell your gifts now, the first gift
Speaker 2: is from the Netherlands.
Speaker 4: I've got more than one.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You get to okay, Mitchell in your house and
Speaker 2: your tour is water off a duck's clit. Yes, and
Speaker 2: you have a collection of rubber duckies in your house.
Speaker 2: All through the Netherlands there are little duck stores. I
Speaker 2: don't know, like it's their national thing. That's really weird.
Speaker 2: So I thought I'm going to get Mitchell a Netherlandish
Speaker 2: duck for his duck colse to his duck collection. However,
Speaker 2: then I went to the Reich's Museum, which is a
Speaker 2: museum centered around the Reich and which is what well,
Speaker 2: there's right and wrong. It's like Drake and Josh. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I saw this. It's one of the most famed pieces
Speaker 2: of art. It's actually called Dibregase one, which in English
Speaker 2: translate to the Threatened Swan from sixteen to fifteen by
Speaker 2: John Asslin.
Speaker 4: It's closure eyes a threatened swan. They're not actually the
Speaker 4: same as ducks. But anyway, Oh my god, can I say.
Speaker 2: It's a real it's a threatened sor you can hear
Speaker 2: that photo?
Speaker 4: That thing is going on?
Speaker 2: You can. That's actually perfect now in the museum that
Speaker 2: is about the size of a flat screen TV, and
Speaker 2: it is up there with Van Goh as the most
Speaker 2: viewed piece. That is a famous swan. I see. Can
Speaker 2: you sit next to your ducks in your house?
Speaker 4: Beautiful things, it's a magnet. There's nothing metallic next to
Speaker 4: my duck collection leaning up against the television. Now I
Speaker 4: pop it on the fridge along with Emilia.
Speaker 2: It's all good now. I also Mitchell went to Paris, France,
Speaker 2: which of course is a birthplace of all designer items.
Speaker 2: And I walked past Louis Viton and I thought my
Speaker 2: budget too much for Mitchell. Louis was full of Louis Vaton,
Speaker 2: Louis Viaton. And I walked past Prada and I thought much,
Speaker 2: but I'm not him. Then I saw if Saint Laurent
Speaker 2: and I thought, that's my budget, right designer, but I
Speaker 2: can afford it. And I walk in. I what can
Speaker 2: I get my dear friend, Mitchell, one of my oldest friends,
Speaker 2: And I said, do you have anything around this price range?
Speaker 2: And we we come over here. Okay. She showed me
Speaker 2: a cabinet and she said, this is the first ever
Speaker 2: is center on store in the world, first ever flagship.
Speaker 2: She said, so that's the only store that we sell
Speaker 2: these items. So I purchased you this, Mitchell. It's a.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck, let it go there?
Speaker 2: It is? What what does it say on the front?
Speaker 2: Did it fall out?
Speaker 4: I'd love to tell you what it says on the front.
Speaker 2: The gift all right, it's very small? Is it in there? Here?
Speaker 2: It says Saint Lawrence, Paris? Correct, it's from Saint Laurent.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's a little carl. Oh my god, what is it?
Speaker 4: What am I going to do with that? It's a
Speaker 4: fucking designer condom.
Speaker 2: The only place in the world where you can get
Speaker 2: forty uro dollar condoms.
Speaker 4: How much did that cost Ossie.
Speaker 2: Dollars for forty year? Oh, I'll do the conversion. It
Speaker 2: was forty euro Well, it's designer, Mitchell.
Speaker 4: I feel guilty of using it if it's fancy and expensive.
Speaker 4: Five Australian dollars a sixty five dollar ding? Are your
Speaker 4: kidding there?
Speaker 2: You go? Wow, I just don't want you to see
Speaker 2: it or anything or pregnant.
Speaker 4: Well, and I are trying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's designing wrong. Is it a leopard prine
Speaker 2: or something on it? I've not opened I've not opened it.
Speaker 4: Do you want me to open the car?
Speaker 2: No, don't save it for a rainy day. Yeah, don't,
Speaker 2: don't tomorrow night.
Speaker 4: I'll save it for my next affair.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Good call you know all the way from Paris.
Speaker 2: Enjoy guys. Wow, fascinating. Yeah, so much history, so much history. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you guys are welcome.
Speaker 4: I'm going to say that I'll probably get the most
Speaker 4: use out of Janet Seupni for me. The bottle opener.
Speaker 2: All right, mature your turn. All the way from Melbourne.
Speaker 4: All the way from Melbourne. So, as I mentioned, I
Speaker 4: couldn't get anything from the Taylor Sift show. No, you tried,
Speaker 4: but there was something else they went to in Melbourne,
Speaker 4: and he guesses.
Speaker 2: Due to the art gallery the MGV.
Speaker 3: Is it the TV show?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: He brought back the cases getting warmer though.
Speaker 4: Is it because I did? I know what she's thinking.
Speaker 4: I also went to Ramsey three, where the film neighbors.
Speaker 4: It's not actually called round his story.
Speaker 2: Oh, Kathin Kim's house, you've got a brick from their home. No,
Speaker 2: you would have gone shopping.
Speaker 4: We've seen the replacement house that they've put where the
Speaker 4: Kavin Kim house was.
Speaker 2: Is it awful?
Speaker 4: Oh it's hideous.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I really don't know.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I'll give your gift first, Cheery, close your eyes.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to.
Speaker 4: Pop it in your hand, and then you can open
Speaker 4: it and tell everyone what you're seeing.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is exciting, sounds big.
Speaker 4: Ready?
Speaker 3: Thanks, here we go.
Speaker 2: Actually guess, without looking based off the feel of it,
Speaker 2: what is that?
Speaker 3: It's really cool?
Speaker 2: It's a dog toy, It's a boat, a submarine. It's
Speaker 2: a Titanic.
Speaker 4: Bing serious, it's a it's a Titanic bath toy.
Speaker 2: But I guessed it. Oh my god, where'd you get
Speaker 2: this from.
Speaker 4: The Titanic exhibition? They've got a Melbourne at the moment.
Speaker 4: Sure and I both kind of Titanic notes that we
Speaker 4: fucking loved it. Oh and for you, Jen.
Speaker 2: No, what a Jenny again? The whistle? No, don't blow it.
Speaker 2: Don't blow it? Why because I have a dumb idea.
Speaker 4: Okay, those that have seen Titanic, Oh no, don't you
Speaker 4: know the scene.
Speaker 2: Where she blows the whistle It rose in the sea.
Speaker 4: Yes, And the sound of that whistle is just burnt
Speaker 4: into my memory. So I would love to know if
Speaker 4: that whistle sounds the same as the one in the movie. Right,
Speaker 4: I think we should recreate the scene.
Speaker 2: I think you're so right.
Speaker 4: I'm so glad from the same page.
Speaker 2: I think you're so right. Wait, okay, Jenna showed it
Speaker 2: to me. I don't bow it, but that's the whistle.
Speaker 4: The whistle that she blows to get.
Speaker 2: The lifeboat nineteen twelve. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I've got like.
Speaker 4: The soundtracks that we can recreate it. But maybe we
Speaker 4: should watch the real scene.
Speaker 2: First, I think we have to watch it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't even know what you say. It's on
Speaker 4: YouTube for that. Would it be like.
Speaker 2: Whistle scene Titanic surely will do the trick. Maybe let
Speaker 2: me have a look, Mitchell so kind, So what is it?
Speaker 2: What is in it? Is it just to the Titanic?
Speaker 4: In the exhibition, well, I was a bit skeptical because
Speaker 4: they had like things that had been recovered from the
Speaker 4: wreckage down the bottom of the fucking ocean, and there
Speaker 4: were these plates that were supposedly recovered from the Titanic,
Speaker 4: And I'm like, they're looking real clean for plates that
Speaker 4: were apparently discovered a long time after it, because they
Speaker 4: didn't go down to the actual wreckage until many years
Speaker 4: after the And so these plates that are in perfect isis,
Speaker 4: they're looking very clean. And they were also selling them
Speaker 4: in the gift shop. I was like, not convinced they
Speaker 4: weren't real.
Speaker 2: Look, I got.
Speaker 4: Myself from the gift shop. Sean said, oh my god,
Speaker 4: that is in such poor taste, but you have to
Speaker 4: get it. God, it's an ice cube trait where you
Speaker 4: can have your own fucking icebergs.
Speaker 2: That shocking so off? Did you buy that's so good myself.
Speaker 4: I haven't yet.
Speaker 2: I actually forgot that I had them and they're in
Speaker 2: the gift bag there. That's really funny.
Speaker 4: So this is the scene with the whistle.
Speaker 2: Watch it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll just skip to the whistle bit. So obviously
Speaker 4: the lifeboats have come back. She's got to let Jack go.
Speaker 4: He's carcted in the water down you go, lay, I
Speaker 4: see you, and she's like, fuck me, I can't.
Speaker 2: Use my voice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm gonna have to swim over to this
Speaker 4: clown that has a whistle in its mouth and start
Speaker 4: blowing that so that the lifeboat comes back from.
Speaker 2: Me and she's surrounded by corpses.
Speaker 4: Ye, so this is the sound that I'm hoping that
Speaker 4: whistle and his bang on.
Speaker 2: It's a different shape. I'm not hopeful, world.
Speaker 4: I think you should be that guy in the scene
Speaker 4: come about. Ye, he's got an accent. What is that accent?
Speaker 4: He's like, hodo, is there anyone I lay about that?
Speaker 2: I think it's Scottish or Irish?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, can you do that accent? All right? Well
Speaker 4: you're gonna have to do that.
Speaker 2: You've just been there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe I will be rose. Yep, that's only right,
Speaker 4: you will be the guy on the boat looking for life.
Speaker 2: I haven't got many lines, but that's all right.
Speaker 4: It's actually not a lot of dialogue in this scene.
Speaker 2: True, in the emotion that she can't talk, and he
Speaker 2: said true, true.
Speaker 4: And then Jenna will be the whistle whistle, my whistle double. Okay,
Speaker 4: maybe pull that thing out of the packet so you
Speaker 4: can get a real good blow there, Jenna.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, we ready, yep, all right, that's the
Speaker 2: first time I've seen Jenner b.
Speaker 4: Are you familiar with this scene?
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, I rewatched this recently. Okay, okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 2: The air cone's also at sixteen fucking degrees. I am
Speaker 2: actually freezing in here alright.
Speaker 4: At the exhibition, there was this big like ice block
Speaker 4: that you put your hand on, and it said, see
Speaker 4: how long you can hold your hand on this bit
Speaker 4: of ice, And then there's a sign that says, by
Speaker 4: the way, the ocean was actually five times colder than
Speaker 4: this on the night, and oh it was fucking freezing.
Speaker 4: I couldn't hold my hand on the for.
Speaker 2: More than a few seconds, all the poor things.
Speaker 4: So no wonder Jack froze to dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jack Frost, all right, we're ready. Yep, here we go.
Speaker 2: That's your line. Is anyone along? Can anyone hear me? Jack?
Speaker 3: Jack?
Speaker 2: Is there anyone alive? All way? Jack?
Speaker 3: There's a boat jack, Jack.
Speaker 2: Jack. There's a boat jack Jack. I don't even want
Speaker 2: to name. Come back, come back, come back? Hello?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 2: Can anybody help me? Come back? Come back? I'll never let.
Speaker 1: Go the promise, seeing mate, naturally, I'm gutted in the water.
Speaker 4: I go, where's that clam with the whistle?
Speaker 2: Ready? Jenner? What are your fucking kid? I think you're
Speaker 2: holding the entry point? That is so anti climactic. Can
Speaker 2: you suck? Oh my god? What a rip off? That's defunct?
Speaker 2: That's broken. Okay, I think we've got it.
Speaker 4: If you listen carefully, it sounds just like my squeaky buddy,
Speaker 4: My bath toy makes a better whistle of Matt that
Speaker 4: used to squeak.
Speaker 2: Really, what's happened to my gifts?
Speaker 4: Oh, Jenna, it's still not quite right, but that's what
Speaker 4: it's meant to sound like.
Speaker 2: Go again. I'm gonna rewind.
Speaker 5: I should have played both roles, rewinding rewind, I'm rewinding less.
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up, I see it a bit loud
Speaker 2: love Wow, Jenna. You've so what that proved is that
Speaker 2: Jenna would have died. I's not gonna lie.
Speaker 4: I'm a bit lightheaded. It took a lot to make
Speaker 4: that noise. Try again, Jenna again. That still just doesn't
Speaker 4: sound like the one of the movie. It doesn't.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't. The one of the in the movie
Speaker 2: looks like a looks like a netball whistle with a
Speaker 2: ball in it.
Speaker 4: Jenna blocked your nose and just like punch it all
Speaker 4: out of your mouth. Yeah, that's a better.
Speaker 3: Gee.
Speaker 4: I thought, with my history of aping, I had shiplung capacity,
Speaker 4: but LI ist't.
Speaker 2: It is your long capacity sucks.
Speaker 3: I have asthma.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, don't we all?
Speaker 4: Okay, we get it?
Speaker 2: Can I try?
Speaker 4: I don't know why you're ever gonna need that, but
Speaker 4: I just thought of you for some reason.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: Let me try. I love it, Jenna.
Speaker 4: See, Jenna, maybe that's the key. Try and fill your
Speaker 4: cheeks with air.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you also have to imagine that you're freezing.
Speaker 4: That is so funny that Jenna can't use the rest.
Speaker 2: Jenna would have died.
Speaker 4: Can you whistle like normally?
Speaker 2: No? Oh? That you would have been dead? Wow?
Speaker 4: Imagine trying to play bagpipes.
Speaker 2: Should be okay, that's.
Speaker 3: Enough, please, thank you.
Speaker 2: No, we're okay. I think we're fine. Well seeing everyone,
Speaker 2: well done. Why did you buy it for? It's like
Speaker 2: when you buy a child and.
Speaker 4: We're gonna have to confiscate it.
Speaker 2: No, we're done, Thank you, Mitchell, lovely gifts. Jenna's got
Speaker 2: two historical pieces. She's got a Titanic whistle and a
Speaker 2: piece of the pool and wall.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: Should we actually get the speech and knock down that
Speaker 2: wall and you can recreate this speech? Get the audio
Speaker 2: on YouTube. We're done at the time.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: The rude shocks of young adults? Food? All right? The
Speaker 2: moment everyone has been waiting for name one person, Craig
Speaker 2: message me, Paul bev See it's confident. You just make
Speaker 2: up names and people believe.
Speaker 4: They did true. Maybe is the course short for Margaret?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Of course. And what I mean, Paul, I mean Daisy.
Speaker 2: We are doing the big pitch now. Mitch pitched last
Speaker 2: week here on the show. I mean you can talk
Speaker 2: about it was your pitch. I want to steal your thunder. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I asked if you guys wanted to join the Marti
Speaker 4: Gras parade with me and my darling, Shawney is organizing it.
Speaker 2: Of course I spoke about it today so to Jenny.
Speaker 4: Yes, and I'm sure that there are some idiots out
Speaker 4: there listening that might be a bit sous on whether
Speaker 4: you're going to pull out, whether you're actually committing. I'm
Speaker 4: as shocked as anyone that you're actually doing it. It
Speaker 4: wasn't just for on air purposes. I thought that you
Speaker 4: were going to turn the mics off and go No,
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 2: Actually do it.
Speaker 4: It's actually happening.
Speaker 2: They're locked in.
Speaker 4: I'm excited it's happening now.
Speaker 2: I got plus two. I'm ready. I'm excited to go. Jenny,
Speaker 2: you'll be there. Yeah, I don't pull out.
Speaker 4: It's going to be a hard pitch to top, mate, I.
Speaker 2: Reckon, I've never struggled topping. Not my strongest. Well, you
Speaker 2: had a strong pitch and the team loved it. Are
Speaker 2: you guys ready for my pitch today?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 2: It is for a new segment here on the show.
Speaker 2: Would you like the title of the segment or would
Speaker 2: you like me to tell.
Speaker 4: You what it is?
Speaker 2: First?
Speaker 4: It's your pitch, mate.
Speaker 2: It is my pitch. True. I just get nervous because
Speaker 2: I think you're not going to end up liking it,
Speaker 2: and you're going to both you laugh at me, and
Speaker 2: then I'm going to be idiot.
Speaker 4: Have some faith in your pitch.
Speaker 2: You're true? Okay, Well my pitch is a segment. You
Speaker 2: know how we do segments here? Yeah? Sometimes and you
Speaker 2: know how where a we're a we're a show. That's true.
Speaker 2: The idea that I brought to the table is a
Speaker 2: new game called will it Block? Will it Block? Thank
Speaker 2: you so much?
Speaker 4: Are we talking about internet stalkers and you block them?
Speaker 3: The TV show The Block?
Speaker 2: No. I did reach out to Scottie Cam and Shelley
Speaker 2: Kraft and they both don't want to hear from me again. However,
Speaker 2: my segment will A Block? Is different. It comes off
Speaker 2: the back of Lint Chocolate announcing for Easter this year,
Speaker 2: they have blocked the famous Lint Chocolate bunny.
Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait what do you name?
Speaker 2: Okay? So the linch Chocolate Bunnyye famed Easter chocolate little
Speaker 2: gold ones that has the necklace on it. It's got
Speaker 2: a little red bell on it, iconic and it's everyone's
Speaker 2: favorite chocolate because it's thick.
Speaker 4: The ear is a thick don't put words in my mouth,
Speaker 4: not my favorite. It's delicious, rent tool up for nothing.
Speaker 4: But I've had this debate on the show. They've turned
Speaker 4: it into a chocolate block, So squares sporing, isn't it.
Speaker 2: There's linch chocolate, Yeah, they have normal blocks of the
Speaker 2: chocolate in lind Yeah. Yeah, but it's not the bunny,
Speaker 2: it's just links. It's very fair, So what's.
Speaker 4: The fucking difference? If it's your point, that's my right.
Speaker 2: They're blocking anything, so that I in my investigation for
Speaker 2: this pitch, I and my team walked through the islet
Speaker 2: coals and woo worse. Do you know that there is
Speaker 2: a Crunchy block. Crunchy is a chocolate bar? Yeah, you know?
Speaker 2: There is a Milo block. Milo is a is a
Speaker 2: molted drink for children. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But Milo, to their own version of everything, They've got
Speaker 4: Bloody Milo, theorial bar, They've got fucking Milo kit cats,
Speaker 4: you name it.
Speaker 2: But you know what there isn't there's not a Snicker's block.
Speaker 2: Why because it couldn't be blocked. You couldn't block a
Speaker 2: Snickers too much.
Speaker 4: Too much, n because the feeling just wouldn't work correct.
Speaker 4: So my theory is we all My big pitch is
Speaker 4: we each least our favorite bar, chocolate bar. And then
Speaker 4: I have invested. I've already bought the machinery.
Speaker 2: So I hope you say yes to this. I've invested
Speaker 2: in a blocker and you put the chocolate bar in it,
Speaker 2: and it turns it into a block of chocolate? Are
Speaker 2: we in? Or are we in? Will it block?
Speaker 4: So things that don't already have an existing block correct?
Speaker 2: Because let's just brainstorm here and now, do you not
Speaker 2: think that a snicker would make an incredible block of chocolate?
Speaker 2: The nut, the creamy caramel chocolate in a little square form.
Speaker 2: I'd break three squares off at a time and I'd
Speaker 2: down that.
Speaker 4: I've got to say, sometimes they don't quite translate though, yes,
Speaker 4: like well, like I remember one year because, as I've
Speaker 4: mentioned before, Cherry Ripe's my favorite chocolate. Yeah right, And
Speaker 4: one year my parents got me a Cherry Ripe Easter
Speaker 4: egg because.
Speaker 2: They make the famous chocolate bars and eggs for Easter time.
Speaker 4: And I spat it out and went, yuck, this is
Speaker 4: dark chocolate.
Speaker 2: I hate dark chocolate.
Speaker 4: And they were like, yeah, but Cherry Ripe has always
Speaker 4: been dark chocolate.
Speaker 2: Oh it has?
Speaker 4: I said, what do you mean? Because The cherry part
Speaker 4: in the middle is so overpowering that I never noticed
Speaker 4: that it was dark chocolate. Once it's in an easter
Speaker 4: egg form. That ratio is way off. They just had
Speaker 4: little cherry bids in dark chocolate and it was discussed.
Speaker 2: Now I'm with you. Block form changes everything, so maybe
Speaker 2: juries out next week. I will also bring a lint
Speaker 2: bunny block. Don't worry. I've reached out to lint they're providing,
Speaker 2: and we'll try it because it might taste different. Maybe
Speaker 2: thinner chocolate in a block form will actually be yumier.
Speaker 2: Who knows thinner chocolate?
Speaker 4: Is it just the same shit? Though?
Speaker 2: That's my point. We don't know. The only way to
Speaker 2: know is if we launch, will it block?
Speaker 4: I'd like to try it, but I thought they already
Speaker 4: blocked it.
Speaker 2: They did, but we haven't tried it. We need to know.
Speaker 2: So my question to you is a what three chocolate
Speaker 2: bars would you block? I am choosing Snickers, and I
Speaker 2: will bring Snickers in block form and bar form and
Speaker 2: we will compare and to see if it will block.
Speaker 4: Does it have to be a chocolate or can we
Speaker 4: just block any old shit?
Speaker 2: Nah, it's got to be a chocolate bar. I mean
Speaker 2: unless it's like a power, like, unless you bring to
Speaker 2: the table, Mitchell, like a mile if you want to,
Speaker 2: what do sustage in a benefit by so you can
Speaker 2: bottom happy. That's actually a really good idea for the gays.
Speaker 2: This martigra fiber and chocolate.
Speaker 4: What about something like you know, I don't know if
Speaker 4: they do this anymore. I haven't seen it in ages,
Speaker 4: but you know the chocolate coated Scotch fingers. Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: if we just add a bit more chocolate to that.
Speaker 2: And then that block and crumble a Scotch finger in it,
Speaker 2: or just.
Speaker 4: Mix it all up. I'll bring my nutribullet.
Speaker 2: No, I've got a pre block. It's got legs.
Speaker 4: This pitch.
Speaker 2: I've got a pre block. I'll have to do it
Speaker 2: at home in the lab. Ah, because we're gonna have
Speaker 2: to set in the fridge.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna have to do some work, which is dumb.
Speaker 2: That's how you know at this pitch to words, Yes, right,
Speaker 2: count No, I think it needs to be a chocolate bar.
Speaker 2: That's the whole point. I reckon.
Speaker 4: You could get a bit inventive, couldn't you.
Speaker 2: Okay, it could be a chocolate if you want it
Speaker 2: to be a chocolate coated Scotch finger, I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: yuck your yum. Jennet, do you have a chocolate but
Speaker 2: a lock in? And we can then ask the question
Speaker 2: and say it with me.
Speaker 4: I see, I see.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to go with my personal favorite that
Speaker 3: I've brought on the show before, and it's the delicious
Speaker 3: double deck.
Speaker 4: Of chocolate, the one that clogs your throat.
Speaker 3: No, it's delicious.
Speaker 2: That's going to be hard to block because it's full
Speaker 2: of marshmallows exactly. It's going to ruin my machinery. Could
Speaker 2: that's fine, we'll see if it all block, Mitchell, what
Speaker 2: do you have? See?
Speaker 4: I'm not really interested in turning an existing chocolate into
Speaker 4: block form because it'll taste the same. I kind of
Speaker 4: want to start from scratch, like maybe build something that
Speaker 4: has not existed in a chocolate block form before.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's that's what we want.
Speaker 4: Yes, Like, has anyone ever fucking had a gingerbread man
Speaker 4: chocolate blot?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, that'd be around Christmas for sure.
Speaker 4: I've never seen it.
Speaker 2: Gingerbread a block I've had gingerbread.
Speaker 3: They had that on the cruise.
Speaker 4: For the oldies or sim to the fact that they're
Speaker 4: taking a bunny and putting it in block form and
Speaker 4: you're like, well, it's just chocolate at that point. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Tim Tams.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 2: Do they have tim chocolate?
Speaker 4: No, Tim Tam is like the form you reckon. Yeah,
Speaker 4: all right, but if you melted it and whisked it
Speaker 4: a bit, you might have to add a bit of
Speaker 4: chocolate with it. Yeah, a block of Tim Tam.
Speaker 3: Oh, that'd be delightful.
Speaker 2: Oh oh god.
Speaker 4: A Wooly's mud cake.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good. Now that that will get people talking
Speaker 2: that has like in block form instead of cake. How
Speaker 2: would I block it? This should change my life?
Speaker 4: Would I don't know, but I would kind of like
Speaker 4: to see the blocking process.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I have to refine it. I've done some demos,
Speaker 2: have you.
Speaker 4: Wow, this truly is the most effort you've ever put
Speaker 4: into anything.
Speaker 2: Listen, I love chocolate and I love the show the
Speaker 2: block All right, we're locking in a Wooly's mud cake.
Speaker 2: That's good. Oh, oh gosh.
Speaker 4: Either the Wooly's mud Cake, the Tim Tam or the
Speaker 4: Scotch fingers like I said, because they have those top coded.
Speaker 4: So if your added scotch finger with it.
Speaker 2: Should we let the idiots decide? Sure?
Speaker 4: And by the time, why don't we all just throw
Speaker 4: ideas and you just come back with whatever you think
Speaker 4: was a good idea.
Speaker 2: Okay, good idea. Well i'll do that. I'll be bringing
Speaker 2: three bars. I want to do the Snickers. I think
Speaker 2: a Snicker will work in a bar. Yeah, but we'll
Speaker 2: blog form.
Speaker 4: But just remember that it's okay if the answer to
Speaker 4: the question will it block is no? If it comes
Speaker 4: back and it's all fucking ring, and that's fine.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well it's in the fate of the gods. Now
Speaker 2: hands are the gods?
Speaker 4: I'd love to challenge you with something like a scotch finger.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, we've got the double decker, the Snickers, potentially,
Speaker 2: the mud cake, potentially the scotch finger. Whatever the idiots
Speaker 2: to say, the tim tam or gingerbread or gingerbread. Yeah,
Speaker 2: whatever they want. We'll put a pole in the injury.
Speaker 4: Gingerbread with karamilk a mad gen Mitchell, suck my ass.
Speaker 4: That'd be divine.
Speaker 2: Listen, it's what the idiots want.
Speaker 4: Sure, Yeah, what should we block?
Speaker 2: What should we block?
Speaker 4: Apart from your ex Yeah.
Speaker 2: The head done that and that did not taste as good.
Speaker 2: That was very bit that did not block. Wow, are
Speaker 2: you like the segment?
Speaker 4: I'm very curious to see how it goes well.
Speaker 2: It's been green lit. It hasn't it's not an annual
Speaker 2: will it block, but it's been green lit to be performed.
Speaker 4: That's not where I saw the pitch going. Be shocked
Speaker 4: kind of.
Speaker 3: I was waiting for Scottie cam No, I'm sure you.
Speaker 2: Gets gone on. He's easy to go to the opening
Speaker 2: of an envelope in Shelly Kraft.
Speaker 4: I just thought it was going to be like a
Speaker 4: half baked idea and we'd have to work shopper. But no,
Speaker 4: you've got it all prepared time. What do you mean
Speaker 4: you've got the utensils ready to go.
Speaker 2: I bought a waffle maker, and I reckon, if you
Speaker 2: just put the chocolate bar in it and then close it,
Speaker 2: it'll block it.
Speaker 3: But what if it breaks the machine?
Speaker 4: So it's not going to be the neatest block in
Speaker 4: the world.
Speaker 2: It'll look like a waffle which is just a block.
Speaker 2: And I've tested it. Fuck it, I've tested it.
Speaker 3: I feel like the double deck is going to clog
Speaker 3: the machine.
Speaker 2: It's not the only issue is once you put the
Speaker 2: chocolate butt in it and then you mush it, then
Speaker 2: you've got to turn it off quickly so it doesn't burn,
Speaker 2: so it melts, and then you have to wait overnight
Speaker 2: for it to cool. It's really not a fun process.
Speaker 2: It takes a long time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, that's all right.
Speaker 2: I think it'll be good pressed.
Speaker 4: So which one out of mine? Oh, you haven't decided yet,
Speaker 4: which one is you gonna try?
Speaker 2: I haven't decided yet, okay, But I am also thinking
Speaker 2: perhaps I will put it in the ice cube tray
Speaker 2: Titanic ice cube block Titanic editions.
Speaker 4: But then you'd have to make it overflow a bit.
Speaker 2: That's the point. Then there's a top.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's going to be tricky to get them out.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 2: I was thinking, do I spray it with canola oil?
Speaker 2: Or what you do?
Speaker 4: Is? Because what I do when I'm making smoothies, right
Speaker 4: is I make a big fuck off smoothie that's got
Speaker 4: like three days worse in a big jug, and then
Speaker 4: I pour them into those big ice cube trays.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pop those.
Speaker 4: In the freezer, so that I basically meal prepped a smoothie, Mitchell,
Speaker 4: and then the next day I'm not finished. I'm giving
Speaker 4: you a hat. I'm trying to help you suck.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 4: The next day, I just get like a bowl of
Speaker 4: hot water, pop the ice cube tray in it, not
Speaker 4: so that it submerges, just so the bottom of the
Speaker 4: smoothie cube get a bit hot so that they'll slip out,
Speaker 4: and pop me in the nutribullet, and then there you go.
Speaker 4: I don't have to make it smoothie every day.
Speaker 2: That could work. Yeah, four piece of chocolate molds for
Speaker 2: fourteen ninety nine. Surely we can put them on the
Speaker 2: on the of the kidio. Oh yeah, if you want
Speaker 2: to put it on the video, that's the right. Look
Speaker 2: at these, they're perfect molds. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well then they do that.
Speaker 2: That's the yeah. And then I'll just have to melt
Speaker 2: chocolate and then add bits of the bars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're gonna have to make it quick because
Speaker 4: if the chocolate starts to set, yeah, then you can't
Speaker 4: remelt it. So you're gonna have to It's gonna have
Speaker 4: to be a really quick process. Like, fuck, it's melted,
Speaker 4: chuck it in.
Speaker 2: Why can't you remelt it?
Speaker 4: Have you ever tried remelting already melted chocolate. No impossible. Yeah,
Speaker 4: oh this, I'm gonna put.
Speaker 2: These on the kidio. This is great. And then oh
Speaker 2: yeah they're silicon, so they'll peel off.
Speaker 4: But then, like when you're empty it, put it on
Speaker 4: a bit of baking paper and just let it stay there,
Speaker 4: don't touch it, let it set again.
Speaker 2: Oh, because it's going to melt a little in.
Speaker 4: The little bit, a little bit smart, but I don't.
Speaker 2: Reckon it'll be melty, melty, It'll be.
Speaker 4: Like soft, right yeah, but then that's what I mean.
Speaker 4: Just let it while it's soft, let it go back
Speaker 4: to cold. Oh god, I'm so I'm talking like I
Speaker 4: know what the fuck you're talking about it, and it's
Speaker 4: like that's what I do.
Speaker 2: Basically. This also comes with gold leaf.
Speaker 4: Oh so you can make rappers.
Speaker 2: I can make little chocolate bars that cute.
Speaker 4: I don't know how Sneakers is going to go though,
Speaker 4: because when you think about it, the ratio of the
Speaker 4: filling versus the chocolate, Like, even if you melt that,
Speaker 4: what do you mean that you're gonna have to add
Speaker 4: more chocolate?
Speaker 3: I know the dock.
Speaker 2: You know what maybe I do. Maybe I don't add
Speaker 2: that much melted chocolate. I just melt the chocolate bars
Speaker 2: in a saucepan, just just like three or four double deckers,
Speaker 2: three or four Snickers, and then just pour whatever liquid
Speaker 2: it is into the That won't be good, I know, yeh.
Speaker 4: You might have to add a bit more chocolate.
Speaker 2: Maybe I do one layer of melted chocolate playing liquid
Speaker 2: milk chocolate. Yeah, then the gooey whatever I melt from
Speaker 2: the bar, yes, then another layer. So it's like in
Speaker 2: this fuck.
Speaker 4: But then imagine if it's actually phenomenal, I know.
Speaker 2: Then we have to picture to nesslee. That's part two of.
Speaker 4: That fuck that you change the name. It's not a
Speaker 4: Snickers anymore. No, oh, you're you're going to give it
Speaker 4: your own name, Snocker, and you can start selling it
Speaker 4: at markets and.
Speaker 2: A ship to me and markets. Yes on Christmas Day.
Speaker 2: Christmas Day, that's the one day of year you can
Speaker 2: buy a Snocker. Yes, let's do it, and time in bars.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I had a Scotch finger in Scotland and tasted exactly
Speaker 2: the same as a Scotch finger in Australia because they're Scottish.
Speaker 4: Right, I see. See, if we're fucking about with layers,
Speaker 4: that could actually be phenomenal. What a layer of chocolate,
Speaker 4: crush up a bunch of Scotch fingers, like, bash them
Speaker 4: and then just sprinkle that in another layer of chcolate
Speaker 4: at the top. Oh my god, you're gonna have to
Speaker 4: make sure the molds you get on Amazon are quite deep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they look shallow.
Speaker 4: They do, they do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we want deep ones, but then the deep ones
Speaker 2: will take ages to set. That's right, we do. What
Speaker 2: have a night put in the freeze. Well, that will
Speaker 2: be brought to you next week, next week, is that sure? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 2: Marti Grao weekend, good call me job, let's go.
Speaker 4: Actually, by the time this is out, Marti Gras is
Speaker 4: this weekend?
Speaker 2: Oh wow?
Speaker 4: Okayone chocolate.
Speaker 2: We will see you in a week. Thank you for
Speaker 2: listening to the show. We love you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll catch your sunity. We'll be back on Monday.
Speaker 2: Love you, goodbye fast Is it just free?
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Speaker 4: Welcome to a to D brief our secret segment on
Speaker 4: the end.
Speaker 2: Mitchell, This Titanic squeaky toy is so cute it doesn't
Speaker 2: even squeak. My little godson, Harrison oh please, not that again,
Speaker 2: bar I love it.
Speaker 4: Yes, oh my god, yeah, your god son. He's obsessed
Speaker 4: with Titanic, isn't it Gate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well we all think. I think in the
Speaker 2: best way possible, hope. So God, I'd kill I'd kill
Speaker 2: that a gay god son.
Speaker 4: Do you remember that time that he was spitting Titanic
Speaker 4: facts at me? That was incredible and he got one
Speaker 4: of them wrong?
Speaker 1: No, he did.
Speaker 4: He was like, Titanic sunk on April fourteen. I was like, well, no,
Speaker 4: it didn't know. Did he really hit the iceberg in
Speaker 4: open fourteen? But I didn't sink until past midnight on
Speaker 4: the fifteenth.
Speaker 2: To his credit, he was six years old at the
Speaker 2: time and his peers were still calling a monkey a giraffe.
Speaker 2: So I'm impressed with his level. Is now the smartest
Speaker 2: child I know. He's moved on to the Orient Express.
Speaker 2: So the other night his house, Mitch, you want to
Speaker 2: come and see the Orient Express? What this is? The
Speaker 2: Murder on? This is the Orient Express, the Fame film,
Speaker 2: the Murder On the book, the Murder on the Owned Express.
Speaker 2: He's a genius because he just loved disaster. Maybe no,
Speaker 2: I think he loves mega structures with disasters see up
Speaker 2: to nine to eleven. I don't think so, but he
Speaker 2: loves playing, so it's a slippery slope. He's only six
Speaker 2: kits away and he'll be at nine. Apparently he loves
Speaker 2: to watch The Titanic and the Poseidon, but only from
Speaker 2: the sinking skips everything, all the plot.
Speaker 4: I mean, the other shit is just wasting time, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Like I get it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure this is such a good gift. Now
Speaker 2: I feel like minor shit. But you know yours is brilliant,
Speaker 2: that's historical.
Speaker 4: Yeah, are you going to regift that to your gods
Speaker 4: son that loves the Titanic?
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna keep okay, but when he comes over
Speaker 2: he'll love it.
Speaker 4: Often bathe at your house.
Speaker 2: He doesn't know, but he might see it. I'll put
Speaker 2: on my shelf. That's a great collector's item, my whistle
Speaker 2: of Jenna.
Speaker 4: Yeah, please stop with that, Google, Can I do one more?
Speaker 2: Just?
Speaker 4: But like ready give it? You're all like diaphragm. Oh
Speaker 4: for god?
Speaker 3: Wait wait?
Speaker 2: That did she blew too hot? It's so stressful to
Speaker 2: watch it is?
Speaker 4: I feel like she's going to collapse.
Speaker 3: I'm done now, all right?
Speaker 2: So I have googled genuine, genuine piece of the burlly more.
Speaker 2: Some come with documentation and papers.
Speaker 3: Thirty three dollars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I didn't pay for.
Speaker 3: It, so mine's better.
Speaker 4: I don't want to plan any seeds of doubt, Jennet.
Speaker 4: But you got to ask that rock could have come
Speaker 4: from anywhere? Are we sure that's very got it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you have photos?
Speaker 2: It looks an awful lot like the gravel where I
Speaker 2: grew up. Oh well I didn't drive to Bogan Gate. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let me find it for you.
Speaker 3: Did you film yourself picking it up?
Speaker 2: No, Jenny, because then that's filming myself committing a crime.
Speaker 2: I'm not an idiot. This is not my first theft, Jerry.
Speaker 4: I've just been having a quick look at like DIY
Speaker 4: chocolate block tips. Yeah, put the melted chocolate in one
Speaker 4: of those piping bags. That'll make it easier with the layering.
Speaker 2: Oh, GENI yah, melt the chocolate first, then in a
Speaker 2: piping bag. Yeah. Fuck, you're good. This is the wall.
Speaker 2: I stole it off from the platform on the bottom
Speaker 2: and match it up, Jenna, match it up.
Speaker 3: I'm not a liar, okay, So from that bottom correct
Speaker 3: it is that genuinely is. Yeah. I think you're right.
Speaker 2: I'm not making it up. I wouldn't say it on
Speaker 2: record because then they could get me true and then
Speaker 2: I'm lying about it. I believe thank you. Look Mitchell.
Speaker 2: It's from that corner on the Berlin wall.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I believe you that it's all right?
Speaker 2: Or is it?
Speaker 4: Nah, we'll never know. We'll never know.
Speaker 3: It's from the Shire to.
Speaker 2: Travel it, yeah, from I had to drive around, fly
Speaker 2: around Europe with that in my backpack and god casts
Speaker 2: didn't pull me up on her.
Speaker 4: Surely it's not that heavy.
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say.
Speaker 2: It's quite lightweight anyway.
Speaker 3: Now there's all rock remnants on the desk.
Speaker 2: Oh would you like these? Pop it in that?
Speaker 3: Okay, but then where will you put your dolphin?
Speaker 2: Dolphin backpack?
Speaker 3: No, put it in there. I don't want it to break, Mitchell.
Speaker 2: I got both aquatic stuff I got, I got a dolphin,
Speaker 2: I got a boat. They kind of go hand in hand.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the scale is a bit off, but yeah, he's
Speaker 4: a bit. They could be best friends.
Speaker 2: Look at them. Oh they could. The dolphin would have
Speaker 2: seen this thing past.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if dolphins could survive water that cold.
Speaker 4: I'm just pulling shit up. Mark, I don't know what
Speaker 4: you're talking. In the movie, remember Jack and Ross Ross,
Speaker 4: they weren't quite in the depths of the ocean at
Speaker 4: that point.
Speaker 2: When they saw the Dolphs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I could be wrong, you know, like Rose was older
Speaker 2: than Jack, right.
Speaker 4: No, she was seventeen?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How old was he?
Speaker 4: I don't know, did they specify?
Speaker 2: I feel like he was younger.
Speaker 3: No, like the actor Leonardo was younger than Kate Winslet
Speaker 3: their characters.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what I'm thinking. God, isn't that weird that
Speaker 2: it actually happened. That's real, that's wild.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it says Roads to Whitbykator was seventeen in the movie.
Speaker 4: Jack Dawson's age is never revealed. Ah, but DiCaprio was
Speaker 4: twenty two at the time when it was filmed. Wow,
Speaker 4: but she would have been older than fucking seventeen when
Speaker 4: they filmed it course, so that doesn't really.
Speaker 3: Indicate that it's probably closer to twenty seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, old, imagining that old.
Speaker 4: Remember when I found out that she was meant to
Speaker 4: be seventeen in the movie, I was like, oh, for fuck,
Speaker 4: no way, shit, no, way Now, all of a sudden,
Speaker 4: the whole story became way less romantic. I'm like, oh
Speaker 4: my god, you're a teenager and you met him on
Speaker 4: a cruise Like this is not.
Speaker 2: True love, I know, Jennett sounds strikingly similar to your
Speaker 2: recent true did you perish? Did anyone perish in the
Speaker 2: oceans of demeir with you?
Speaker 3: Somebody asked the medical center if there were any deaths,
Speaker 3: and there were?
Speaker 4: Was?
Speaker 3: You said that, yeah, previous one, I think there was.
Speaker 2: There was. Yeah, Oh were good gifts, guys. I going
Speaker 2: to take Finn off and take him home. He's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: My dad will love it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your dad will love it.
Speaker 2: Your dad loves bottle open because he's in the liquor bottle.
Speaker 4: That I found out the hardest way when I had
Speaker 4: all these bottle open and stuck to my friege. I've
Speaker 4: got two and now three that I don't actually require them,
Speaker 4: Like I just open bottles of wine, all cans of
Speaker 4: fucking body soda. Really, yeah, I don't actually have any
Speaker 4: need for one.
Speaker 2: I went through the bottle shit.
Speaker 4: But the day I need it, oh, I'm so prepared.
Speaker 2: Your Dolphi's there. What's your dolphins name? Is your name yours?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Amelia, Amelia?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, God, Sorry, I just caught Jenna's giant drink
Speaker 2: bottle again. Why is there a can of kerosene here?
Speaker 4: It just looks so unreasonable.
Speaker 2: It looks like what you screw into the bottom of
Speaker 2: a weber queed. Actually a gas bottle. It does look
Speaker 2: like an l gas bottle from a seven to eleven
Speaker 2: at the front. You're in that case. It's good, it's good.
Speaker 2: Oh she's drinking. God, we're all excited for Martigram.
Speaker 4: Yes, actually very I at the time of record, I
Speaker 4: have not rehearsed the dance as much as I should have.
Speaker 4: But I've got a couple more rehearsals, so I'm good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we do. I'm excited too. I had to get
Speaker 2: to the Bondeao Beach party because Slater is like my
Speaker 2: favorite artist I love.
Speaker 4: I never even heard of Slater, but don't know any
Speaker 4: of the songs.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think you would. You can play one,
Speaker 2: because I have had them on the show.
Speaker 4: If she wore a name tag, i'd remember it for ever.
Speaker 4: But I've got I can't. I'm not good at placing
Speaker 4: artists to songs anymore. Yeah, you play a song and
Speaker 4: I go, oh, no, I have heard of them.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, Slater's in this song with peaking dark ready, honest,
Speaker 2: do you know this right?
Speaker 4: No, you never heard that one because it's very peaking
Speaker 4: duck code though you can tell that's on of the
Speaker 4: FK Ready, Oh my god, this song was designed for
Speaker 4: people capped off their tip.
Speaker 2: Slater's music is so good. I love Slater's music. It's
Speaker 2: very okay. Yeah, anyway, I had to get to the
Speaker 2: Bonday Beach party and it's the same night, the same
Speaker 2: night as Taylor Swift, so I couldn't go.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised you chose Taylor over Slater, someone you actually like.
Speaker 2: Well, Taylor Swift, I went and took my mom. It
Speaker 2: was a beautiful thing, so yeah, you know it is
Speaker 2: what it is. Yeah, anyway, Mardi Garra good. The float
Speaker 2: will be so much fun. I'm excited.
Speaker 3: I'm excited.
Speaker 4: I feel bad because I sold it to you as
Speaker 4: a float. But we're not actually on any sort of mechanism.
Speaker 2: We're walking, that's all right.
Speaker 4: That's why I started saying in the parade, do we
Speaker 4: get props? There are props. You're gonna have to shoddy
Speaker 4: one Asian's already shotted the bubble gun.
Speaker 2: You're kidding? What else is there?
Speaker 4: I don't know?
Speaker 2: Actually, Genny, do you want to go on my shoulders?
Speaker 2: I'm on stilts. It will be very high still.
Speaker 4: Because there's parts of the parade where we do the
Speaker 4: dance and parts that we don't. So I'm hoping that
Speaker 4: I'm able to walk with you too, so that any
Speaker 4: of our idiots that are watching the parade they're in
Speaker 4: real life on Oxford Street. We can be like, ah,
Speaker 4: yes it does. But then I'm going to ditcher and
Speaker 4: jump into formation for the dance.
Speaker 2: That's all right, we don't mind, Jenna and I can
Speaker 2: give you.
Speaker 4: So when you watch it on TV, idiots, it's the
Speaker 4: Fusion Pride Northern Beaches Float. Yeah, I'll be in the
Speaker 4: dance troop. You guys will be likely up the back,
Speaker 4: just fucking about the dressed.
Speaker 2: Is the Northern Beaches. That is a wife singlet censored
Speaker 2: myself because they've changed the name the singlet. What's like
Speaker 2: the clock will name for a singlet? You don't call
Speaker 2: it that anymore, don't you know? You just call it?
Speaker 4: Oh, were you going to say something? Okay?
Speaker 2: I didn't mean to, but I censored myself right right.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah. I have heard that thrown around a couple
Speaker 4: of times recently. I'm like Jesus Christ, I love how.
Speaker 4: No one of a question why they called it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's fucked.
Speaker 2: They call it something else. Now, it's so off that
Speaker 2: that was ever called that shocking awful. But I'm into
Speaker 2: them now. I really like the singlets that particular. Can't no, no, yeah.
Speaker 2: I never used to wear bonds, chesty bonds because I
Speaker 2: never felt confident, But now I like them. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: an open shirt. All right, we shall we go. Sure
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 4: I was going to do one more brain storm it
Speaker 4: can wait?
Speaker 2: Oh what for?
Speaker 4: Oh I just met with a new merch supplier and
Speaker 4: we're going to do another merch one this year. So
Speaker 4: see what you that's a big conversation.
Speaker 2: I reckon the idiots as well, let us know what
Speaker 2: they want out of our merch, because we've done we've
Speaker 2: done pop sockets, we've done shirts, we've done hoodies.
Speaker 4: I reckon another jumper could be cue. Also, I'm not
Speaker 4: gonna lie. I actually asked this supplier if rash Vest
Speaker 4: would do with it, and they said, yeah, of course.
Speaker 4: But do you think people would buy this, yes, And
Speaker 4: so what I need to know because obviously it's a
Speaker 4: running joke that Jenna keeps suggesting we're doing rash shirts,
Speaker 4: and it's been almost five years that she's been begging
Speaker 4: for these some safety and so we've had a few
Speaker 4: people say, oh my god, you should do them. I
Speaker 4: totally buy them. I need to know if you actually would,
Speaker 4: because there's a minimum order for that, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I don't want to put them on sale and then
Speaker 4: no one buys them because it's just an inside shock. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we need to be able to sell them skin. You
Speaker 4: need to actually fucking be willing to buy them.
Speaker 2: Yes, I love a Nidium sun Visor. What Yeah, I
Speaker 2: love some visors of them. What's that again? It's a
Speaker 2: it's a hat without the Yeah, okay, you'd like it.
Speaker 2: You could do a high bun pony.
Speaker 4: I could actually anyway, we can tennis, I play.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, let in the butchy. Let's see what
Speaker 2: the listeners want DMS idiots. Yeah, we'll posted in the
Speaker 2: Indian Idiots page and we can have a further discussion soon.
Speaker 4: Good call.
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