WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Stuff Mum Made! 0:00:05.280 --> 0:00:05.880 Ready, Jim? 0:00:05.940 --> 0:00:10.250 Everybody online. 0:00:11.030 --> 0:00:13.690 The Jonesy and Amanda Show. Gorgeous Amanda. 0:00:13.730 --> 0:00:15.970 Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline. 0:00:16.070 --> 0:00:17.709 It hurts, but someone's got to do it. 0:00:17.750 --> 0:00:19.830 Bad Amanda, bad, bad Amanda. 0:00:20.030 --> 0:00:21.070 Am I going to see Jonesy? 0:00:21.140 --> 0:00:23.000 And the virile Jonesy. 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:23.560 What a creep. 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:26.320 I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot. 0:00:26.340 --> 0:00:28.520 Stay in school and learn at school. 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:29.620 Yeah, okay. 0:00:29.780 --> 0:00:30.840 Out of the way, Toby. 0:00:30.900 --> 0:00:33.729 Jonesy and Amanda, those are names that you will never forget. 0:00:33.770 --> 0:00:34.090 Bitch. 0:00:35.860 --> 0:00:36.479 Hello there, Amanda. 0:00:36.540 --> 0:00:37.320 How are you today? 0:00:37.340 --> 0:00:37.580 I'm well. 0:00:37.640 --> 0:00:38.419 How are you going? 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:39.599 Welcome to Wednesday. 0:00:39.700 --> 0:00:41.760 Wednesday. It's TikTok Tucker Day. 0:00:42.020 --> 0:00:42.260 Oh, yeah. 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:44.699 I didn't mind last week's. You didn't like it much. 0:00:44.720 --> 0:00:49.340 It was oranges that we halve, scoop out the insides, 0:00:49.830 --> 0:00:51.390 and then you kind of bake an egg in it. 0:00:51.570 --> 0:00:51.770 Yep. 0:00:51.890 --> 0:00:55.030 And we had a whole lot of double yokers. They 0:00:55.050 --> 0:00:56.510 took a bit longer to cook than normal because they 0:00:56.530 --> 0:00:59.370 were double yokers. I thought you guys didn't like it. 0:00:59.370 --> 0:01:00.280 It had a bit of bacon in it. 0:01:00.330 --> 0:01:01.250 I thought it was delicious. 0:01:01.350 --> 0:01:02.850 I think Gem Y Rye liked it. 0:01:03.270 --> 0:01:03.790 I did like it. 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:04.390 Yeah, it was good, yeah. 0:01:04.700 --> 0:01:06.820 How come you didn't? I'm surprised. It tasted like eggs 0:01:07.300 --> 0:01:08.480 and orange juice for breakfast. 0:01:08.700 --> 0:01:12.140 I'm a little bit, yeah, I'm not an egg hater. 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:12.900 I'm not anti-egg. 0:01:13.100 --> 0:01:14.140 But you're not an egg guy. 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:15.470 I'm not an egg guy. 0:01:15.550 --> 0:01:18.210 I know, you like to flush boiled eggs down the toilet. 0:01:20.230 --> 0:01:21.669 Don't say I'm dredging. 0:01:21.709 --> 0:01:22.670 It was a day ago. 0:01:22.690 --> 0:01:24.620 You know, a plumber came up to me. 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:28.209 I don't believe this. No, finish the sentence, please. 0:01:28.230 --> 0:01:29.790 A plumber came up to me yesterday. 0:01:29.850 --> 0:01:30.770 And he said what, Brendan? 0:01:30.790 --> 0:01:32.510 And he said, mate, what's the big deal? What's wrong 0:01:32.530 --> 0:01:33.010 with these people? 0:01:33.030 --> 0:01:35.240 I don't believe what you have just said. 0:01:35.260 --> 0:01:35.640 It's true. 0:01:35.740 --> 0:01:36.240 Where were you? 0:01:37.360 --> 0:01:38.990 In my streets. 0:01:39.050 --> 0:01:39.850 Yeah, okay. 0:01:39.870 --> 0:01:40.569 Of my town. 0:01:41.030 --> 0:01:42.230 And what was his name? 0:01:42.709 --> 0:01:43.610 He didn't say his name. 0:01:43.730 --> 0:01:45.810 But he said, hi, I'm a plumber, he said. 0:01:45.830 --> 0:01:47.610 He would look like a man among men. 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:51.740 I tell you what, he had axe, like the shoulders 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:53.820 of at least an axe handle. He was about six 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:55.720 foot seven. It was quite an impressive. 0:01:55.740 --> 0:01:57.220 Well, that wouldn't be very useful if you've got to 0:01:57.260 --> 0:01:58.980 go into tight spaces as a plumber. 0:01:59.000 --> 0:02:01.390 Well, he doesn't need to. He's got his own business. 0:02:01.470 --> 0:02:01.890 Okay. 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:04.250 And wake. 0:02:04.560 --> 0:02:07.560 He's got a business and he's got a fleet of trucks, 0:02:07.900 --> 0:02:08.980 but I didn't get his name. 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:10.160 No, I didn't get his name. 0:02:10.220 --> 0:02:11.540 No, but he. 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:13.720 He'll be a busy plumber if he encourages people to put. 0:02:13.780 --> 0:02:14.180 Eggs down the toilet. 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:16.220 He looked at me and he just said, Jonesy, don't 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:19.600 let him get you down, mate. And then he carried 0:02:19.639 --> 0:02:22.000 on about his business, building this bloody country. 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:24.280 Have you finished? Have you quite finished? 0:02:24.300 --> 0:02:24.760 That's about it. 0:02:25.060 --> 0:02:26.480 Anyway, where were we? 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:30.419 TikTok Tucker is returning today. 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:30.520 Yeah. 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:34.660 And it's a recipe I've seen. that people are doing, well, 0:02:34.700 --> 0:02:37.840 more people are going to do it, for Thanksgiving. There's 0:02:37.880 --> 0:02:39.770 a lot of sugar in it, so maybe our dentist 0:02:39.830 --> 0:02:40.830 this week might be happy. 0:02:41.169 --> 0:02:43.149 Well, I just went to my dentist, so yay me. 0:02:43.310 --> 0:02:44.850 And he's built really big. 0:02:44.870 --> 0:02:45.070 My dentist. 0:02:45.090 --> 0:02:46.950 He came up and he said to me, mate. 0:02:46.990 --> 0:02:49.269 He's a beast of a man. George, he listens to 0:02:49.290 --> 0:02:51.190 the show. We just got him to flick over from 0:02:51.230 --> 0:02:52.290 that other radio station. 0:02:52.310 --> 0:02:52.669 Oh, good on him. 0:02:52.710 --> 0:02:55.560 Yeah, he loves us. Bye, George. See you in six months. 0:02:56.580 --> 0:02:58.280 It's about your own life you like to discuss. 0:02:58.419 --> 0:03:01.730 That's pretty much it. Also coming up, Tom Gleeson's going 0:03:01.750 --> 0:03:04.250 to be joining us. Instagram makes us return, and we 0:03:04.290 --> 0:03:06.530 can't do anything until we do the Fast Five. 0:03:06.570 --> 0:03:10.910 Please give us a call, 1355 22. Have a play 0:03:11.780 --> 0:03:12.200 on gold. 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:13.280 Damnation. 0:03:13.380 --> 0:03:14.700 Let's do it. 0:03:14.840 --> 0:03:17.620 We're fast when this thing go. Faster than the speed 0:03:17.639 --> 0:03:18.060 of light. 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:19.260 Jonesy and Amanda. 0:03:19.300 --> 0:03:19.500 Stop. 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:22.880 A miso soup for the brain, they say. 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:23.820 The Fast Five. 0:03:23.880 --> 0:03:24.480 Five questions. 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:26.079 Can you go all the way and answer all five 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:26.900 questions correctly? 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:29.519 If you answer question five correctly, you get a $ 300 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:30.500 meat tray. 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:31.000 Yay. 0:03:31.100 --> 0:03:31.840 That's pretty good. 0:03:31.940 --> 0:03:33.680 Damien is in Carolyn Springs. 0:03:33.760 --> 0:03:34.500 Hi, Damien. 0:03:35.440 --> 0:03:36.320 Good afternoon. 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:39.940 Good afternoon. A $ 300 meat tray. Get one giant tomahawk. 0:03:39.970 --> 0:03:42.970 You know, restaurants these days bring out one massive tomahawk 0:03:43.010 --> 0:03:44.370 and it feeds about 30 people. 0:03:44.430 --> 0:03:45.110 Yeah, I'd be saying. 0:03:45.130 --> 0:03:46.730 Unless it's my son and then it's just for him. 0:03:46.890 --> 0:03:47.810 Back off your gutsers. 0:03:47.830 --> 0:03:47.890 No. 0:03:49.150 --> 0:03:50.730 Better be ordering yourself something else. 0:03:50.850 --> 0:03:53.490 Question one. Which actor played James Bond in the film 0:03:53.590 --> 0:03:54.530 Golden Eye? 0:03:54.550 --> 0:03:57.590 Pierce Brosnan. 0:03:57.610 --> 0:03:58.490 Yeah, it was Pierce. 0:03:59.030 --> 0:04:00.270 Let's play Sing It Back To Me. 0:04:00.770 --> 0:04:01.350 Sing it for me. 0:04:01.370 --> 0:04:01.950 Sing it back. 0:04:02.010 --> 0:04:02.910 Would you sing it to me? 0:04:02.940 --> 0:04:05.010 Sing it back to me. All right, Damien, we want 0:04:05.030 --> 0:04:07.900 to hear your pipes. When Celine finishes, you begin. Here 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:08.300 we go. 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:15.380 And love so distant and obscure remains the cure. 0:04:23.820 --> 0:04:24.320 Damo. 0:04:25.460 --> 0:04:27.480 Oh, God, I don't know. I was hoping it'd be 0:04:27.520 --> 0:04:28.460 My Heart Will Go On. 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:30.820 Oh, Damien. 0:04:30.930 --> 0:04:31.430 Narelle. 0:04:32.010 --> 0:04:32.729 Hello, Narelle. 0:04:34.310 --> 0:04:34.690 Hello. 0:04:34.950 --> 0:04:37.810 Hi, Narelle. It's your turn to sing. Hello, it's your 0:04:37.830 --> 0:04:39.140 turn to sing where Celine Dion finishes up. 0:04:39.150 --> 0:04:40.150 This is your time to shine, Narelle. 0:04:40.170 --> 0:04:43.190 Your turn to shine when Celine finishes. Off you go. 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:43.530 Here we go. 0:04:43.630 --> 0:04:51.060 And love so distant and obscure remains the cure. 0:04:58.650 --> 0:05:01.750 I've totally lost it. 0:05:02.460 --> 0:05:03.000 Oh. 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:04.740 I can't even recall that song. 0:05:06.100 --> 0:05:08.760 You might know it from Bridget Jones' Diary when she's 0:05:08.779 --> 0:05:09.860 doing the air drums. 0:05:10.020 --> 0:05:13.580 Yeah, well, what about Jill of Jindalee? Hello, Jill. 0:05:13.620 --> 0:05:16.279 We'll give you a crack. Get ready. When Celine finishes, 0:05:16.320 --> 0:05:17.559 it's over to you. Here we go. 0:05:17.620 --> 0:05:17.940 Here we go. 0:05:32.210 --> 0:05:32.549 Jill. 0:05:33.940 --> 0:05:36.060 All by myself. 0:05:36.540 --> 0:05:36.900 Wow. 0:05:37.339 --> 0:05:43.820 Don't want to be all by myself anymore. 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:44.320 Wow. 0:05:44.660 --> 0:05:46.320 Jill, are you a professional singer? 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:47.729 No, I'm not, no. 0:05:48.290 --> 0:05:49.020 Wow. 0:05:50.430 --> 0:05:50.990 I can't tell. 0:05:51.010 --> 0:05:51.729 Celine who? 0:05:52.529 --> 0:05:52.729 What? 0:05:53.270 --> 0:05:53.650 Jill. 0:05:53.910 --> 0:05:54.770 Jill, amazing. 0:05:54.790 --> 0:05:57.630 Friday Field Sessions, it just happened on a Wednesday with 0:05:57.670 --> 0:05:58.490 Jill of Jindalee. 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:00.220 That's extraordinary. 0:06:00.240 --> 0:06:01.980 Okay, let's see how you go with question three. Which 0:06:02.060 --> 0:06:04.840 cricketer holds– this is multiple choice. Which cricketer holds the 0:06:04.900 --> 0:06:09.380 record for the most catches in a non-wicketkeeper field as 0:06:09.420 --> 0:06:09.880 a non. 0:06:10.460 --> 0:06:13.210 I'll start that again. Which cricketer holds the record for. 0:06:13.110 --> 0:06:17.230 The most catches by a non-wicketkeeper fielder– thanks, Ryan– in 0:06:17.290 --> 0:06:20.969 Test cricket history? Is it A, Steve Smith, B, Mark Waugh, 0:06:21.130 --> 0:06:22.270 or C, Ricky Ponting? 0:06:23.790 --> 0:06:23.870 Oh. 0:06:24.890 --> 0:06:25.469 Ricky Ponting. 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:28.359 Oh, rats only sing a bit more. 0:06:28.500 --> 0:06:28.960 Jill. 0:06:28.980 --> 0:06:29.700 We loved it. 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:33.090 Your talents have not gone unrewarded, though. 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:34.140 True. 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:36.400 I don't know what they have, actually. We're wrapping you 0:06:36.460 --> 0:06:37.060 up now, Jill. 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:39.830 You can come back, though, and have a crack at 0:06:39.850 --> 0:06:42.210 the Fast Five, which cricketer holds the record for the 0:06:42.250 --> 0:06:47.290 most catches by a non-wicket keeper fielder in Test cricket history? 0:06:47.310 --> 0:06:48.930 That word salad, I think it might be. 0:06:49.089 --> 0:06:51.560 Is it Steve Smith or Mark Waugh? 0:06:51.820 --> 0:06:55.200 Jam Nation. We're fast in this thing, girl. 0:06:55.520 --> 0:06:56.839 Fast in the speed of light. 0:06:56.880 --> 0:06:57.920 Jonesy and Amanda. 0:06:57.940 --> 0:06:58.020 Fast. 0:06:58.080 --> 0:06:58.539 Fast. 0:06:59.810 --> 0:07:01.310 We are into the Fast Five. 0:07:01.330 --> 0:07:04.250 We're up to question number three. It's going to Kim 0:07:04.310 --> 0:07:04.830 in Sunbury. 0:07:04.870 --> 0:07:05.489 Hello, Kim. 0:07:06.270 --> 0:07:07.210 Hello, guys. 0:07:07.250 --> 0:07:08.030 How are you today? 0:07:08.089 --> 0:07:08.390 Very well. 0:07:08.410 --> 0:07:09.210 Kim, we are great. 0:07:09.610 --> 0:07:10.690 Here's question three. 0:07:10.750 --> 0:07:13.390 Which cricketer holds the record for the most catches by 0:07:13.450 --> 0:07:16.550 a non-wicketkeeper fielder in Test cricket history? 0:07:16.570 --> 0:07:20.130 Is it A, Steve Smith, or B, Mark Waugh? A, 0:07:20.570 --> 0:07:23.120 Steve Smith. He's had 224 catches as a fielder. 0:07:23.180 --> 0:07:24.000 That's pretty good, isn't it? 0:07:24.000 --> 0:07:24.450 Very good. 0:07:24.880 --> 0:07:29.600 Whiskey made in Scotland is also officially and commonly known as. 0:07:29.580 --> 0:07:30.250 What, Kim? 0:07:34.230 --> 0:07:38.890 Alcohol? Very commonly known as that. Imagine going to a bar, 0:07:38.910 --> 0:07:40.510 I'd like a glass of alcohol. 0:07:40.870 --> 0:07:42.150 I've come for some alcohol. 0:07:42.170 --> 0:07:44.310 When I went to Poland many years ago with Beyond 2000, 0:07:44.290 --> 0:07:46.950 the wine was called grog, so you'd get up and 0:07:46.980 --> 0:07:48.320 just order a glass of grog. 0:07:49.940 --> 0:07:51.160 I thought it covered all bases. 0:07:51.300 --> 0:07:54.850 I didn't know you went to Poland. Vicky is in 0:07:54.910 --> 0:07:55.550 Five Dock. 0:07:55.870 --> 0:07:56.350 Hi, Vicky. 0:07:56.410 --> 0:07:57.330 Hello. Hello. 0:07:57.370 --> 0:07:58.590 What did you eat in Poland? 0:07:58.610 --> 0:08:00.680 Well, the food at that time, it would be very 0:08:00.720 --> 0:08:03.820 different now. That was probably 35 years ago. 0:08:04.100 --> 0:08:04.740 Yep. 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:06.540 The food was a lot of pickled food. I think 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:08.500 we were there in winter, so a lot of pickled food. 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:08.820 Yeah. 0:08:09.020 --> 0:08:10.720 But when you go to the loo, when you go 0:08:10.740 --> 0:08:13.170 to a restaurant, you have to go to the front 0:08:13.290 --> 0:08:16.910 desk and buy individual sheets of toilet paper. 0:08:17.090 --> 0:08:17.350 Right. 0:08:17.490 --> 0:08:19.750 And what are you, what's the currency? 0:08:20.370 --> 0:08:23.489 It was a zloty. I'll have four zlotys worth, please. 0:08:23.810 --> 0:08:25.950 I want a zloty so I can wipe my zloty. 0:08:26.550 --> 0:08:28.410 And if you came back, I didn't have enough. I 0:08:28.450 --> 0:08:29.290 don't know what happened then. 0:08:29.710 --> 0:08:30.030 Vicky. 0:08:30.250 --> 0:08:31.010 Vicky, enough of this. 0:08:31.610 --> 0:08:34.689 Whiskey made in Scotland is also officially and commonly known 0:08:34.750 --> 0:08:35.150 as what? 0:08:36.170 --> 0:08:36.429 Scotch. 0:08:36.530 --> 0:08:37.949 Scotch. 0:08:37.970 --> 0:08:43.199 Which TV quiz show features a segment called Tom's Round? Vicky. 0:08:44.250 --> 0:08:47.220 Oh. Oh, dear. 0:08:47.260 --> 0:08:47.380 Yeah. 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:50.520 Sorry, Vicky. 0:08:50.740 --> 0:08:53.140 He's a guest on the show in some 25 minutes. 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:54.260 Troy is in Macquarie Fields. 0:08:54.280 --> 0:08:59.450 Hello, Troy. Which TV quiz show has a segment called 0:08:59.510 --> 0:09:00.370 Tom's Round? 0:09:03.510 --> 0:09:06.209 Sorry, Troy. 0:09:06.250 --> 0:09:08.770 We cut off because he was attempting to have a conversation, Ryan. 0:09:08.820 --> 0:09:11.339 Thank you. Young people have no time for conversation. 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:13.480 Is this because Ryan mucked up question three? 0:09:13.620 --> 0:09:14.360 I didn't muck it up. 0:09:14.540 --> 0:09:16.020 No, I mucked up how I read it. 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:16.980 There was no punctuation. 0:09:17.500 --> 0:09:20.020 You know Amanda is a punctuation perv, Ryan. 0:09:20.620 --> 0:09:26.140 I had to make that point because if you're talking 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:29.500 about the wicket-keeper catches, it's actually Adam Gilchrist. He's got 0:09:29.500 --> 0:09:29.960 400 catches. 0:09:29.980 --> 0:09:32.420 But couldn't we just say a non-wicket-keeper? You do the 0:09:32.460 --> 0:09:34.719 quiz then. Why a non-wicket-keeper fielder? 0:09:34.740 --> 0:09:35.260 Maybe, guys. 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:37.080 It's not going to be a non-wicket-keeper astronaut. 0:09:37.100 --> 0:09:38.380 Why don't we save this for off-air? 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:39.100 Okay. 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:40.300 Gail is in Katoomba. 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:41.520 Hello, Gail. 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:44.230 I didn't ask to be born. Hello, Gail. 0:09:44.350 --> 0:09:47.350 Which TV quiz show features a segment called Tom's Round? 0:09:49.450 --> 0:09:50.949 I think it's Hard Quiz. 0:09:51.010 --> 0:09:54.340 It is Hard Quiz. Tom Cleason will be joining us 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:57.020 on the show. Congratulations to you, Gail. You've won the 0:09:57.070 --> 0:10:00.940 jam pack, which contains $ 300. $ 300 worth of meat. 0:10:01.460 --> 0:10:01.660 Yes. 0:10:02.700 --> 0:10:04.760 It sounds nicer when you say $ 300 meat tray. 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:05.400 It's a meat tray. 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:07.080 Thinking dinner, you're thinking beef. 0:10:07.120 --> 0:10:10.260 Choose Aussie beef for your next midweek meal, Gail. 0:10:11.710 --> 0:10:12.160 Excellent. 0:10:12.610 --> 0:10:13.290 Sounds wonderful. 0:10:13.309 --> 0:10:14.830 Just giving you this bag of meat. 0:10:15.110 --> 0:10:16.990 No, it's not a bag of meat. 0:10:17.010 --> 0:10:17.730 It's a tray of meat. 0:10:17.770 --> 0:10:18.590 Yeah, it's a meat tray. 0:10:19.150 --> 0:10:21.150 Definitions are so, you know, no one wants a bag 0:10:21.170 --> 0:10:21.470 of it. 0:10:21.490 --> 0:10:21.910 No, they don't. 0:10:21.929 --> 0:10:22.809 You want a tray of meat. 0:10:22.830 --> 0:10:23.050 Yes. 0:10:23.590 --> 0:10:24.309 Gail, good work. 0:10:24.330 --> 0:10:25.050 Thank you, Gail. 0:10:25.150 --> 0:10:27.340 If you, like Gail, would like to play the Fast Five, 0:10:27.420 --> 0:10:30.239 it's that simple, jonesyandamanda.com.au. 0:10:30.340 --> 0:10:33.020 I can attest to the fact that TikTok Tucker doesn't 0:10:33.059 --> 0:10:35.290 feature any meat today, but it features a. 0:10:35.280 --> 0:10:35.870 Lot of sugar. 0:10:35.890 --> 0:10:36.690 Okay. Okay. 0:10:37.730 --> 0:10:40.010 TikTok Tucker and Tom Gleeson coming up on Gold. 0:10:40.390 --> 0:10:42.610 See a whole lot more of Jonesy and Amanda on 0:10:42.670 --> 0:10:43.270 our socials. 0:10:43.450 --> 0:10:44.550 Jonesy and Amanda. 0:10:44.570 --> 0:10:46.330 Follow us on Instagram and Facebook. 0:10:47.110 --> 0:10:48.010 Are you hungry? 0:10:48.030 --> 0:10:48.650 TikTok. 0:10:48.710 --> 0:10:51.600 I enjoy cooking bacon and start working with Flo. You're 0:10:51.630 --> 0:10:52.280 making slaps. 0:10:52.300 --> 0:10:54.520 Flo and Amanda Tucker. What are you? 0:10:54.580 --> 0:10:56.500 We're going to make you go yuck. 0:10:57.520 --> 0:10:59.680 TikTok at the moment is throwing up, as it were, 0:10:59.800 --> 0:11:01.540 a lot of Thanksgiving recipes. 0:11:02.059 --> 0:11:04.020 And this one is sweet yams. 0:11:04.179 --> 0:11:05.380 When is Thanksgiving? 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:08.490 November sometime, I think. But sweet yams, that is my 0:11:08.530 --> 0:11:11.890 LinkedIn name. May I please continue and finish a sentence? 0:11:12.510 --> 0:11:14.030 Oh, by the way, this is on Instagram Live. 0:11:14.050 --> 0:11:16.510 We're on Instagram Live. Please join us. Watch the fight 0:11:16.550 --> 0:11:17.189 in real time. 0:11:17.210 --> 0:11:17.850 Jonesy to matter. 0:11:18.550 --> 0:11:21.480 So sweet yams. Now, I think yam is a sweet potato. 0:11:21.500 --> 0:11:23.859 So we've gone with sweet potato here. The recipe is 0:11:23.900 --> 0:11:26.320 very simple. And I've already. 0:11:26.140 --> 0:11:30.540 Par-cooked or par-boiled the sweet potato in the bottom of 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:31.459 a baking dish here. 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:33.920 It's very simple, but I wonder how it will go. 0:11:34.020 --> 0:11:37.790 So lay half-cooked sweet potato chunks. In a tray. And 0:11:37.830 --> 0:11:40.309 then I saw them do this. They say pour a 0:11:40.370 --> 0:11:42.410 large amount of sugar over the top. And when they 0:11:42.450 --> 0:11:46.000 say large amount, they did an entire packet. I've got 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:48.179 two half packets. I'm going to do them both. 0:11:48.500 --> 0:11:51.300 They layered it up like this, like you're putting salt 0:11:51.380 --> 0:11:53.760 on a fish to bury it underground or something. 0:11:53.780 --> 0:11:54.439 That is a lot of sugar. 0:11:54.679 --> 0:11:56.080 It is a lot of sugar. 0:11:56.120 --> 0:11:57.300 There's one half of it. 0:11:57.570 --> 0:11:58.989 That's industrial death. 0:11:59.090 --> 0:11:59.689 It is. 0:12:00.820 --> 0:12:02.980 How would you describe how much for people who can't. 0:12:02.800 --> 0:12:04.320 See what we're doing? That's a whole pack of sugar. 0:12:04.340 --> 0:12:06.599 Yeah, so you cover it all and then some. Oh, 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:07.960 that's too much. No, that's what they did. 0:12:07.980 --> 0:12:08.420 That's ridiculous. 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:10.210 This is what they did in the recipe. I'm following 0:12:10.230 --> 0:12:10.449 the recipe. 0:12:10.470 --> 0:12:11.809 So does America have an obesity crisis? 0:12:12.929 --> 0:12:14.990 There we go. But a dental crisis as well. 0:12:15.090 --> 0:12:15.869 Hang on, is that all of it? 0:12:16.610 --> 0:12:18.350 Do you want all of it? I reckon that's probably enough. 0:12:19.210 --> 0:12:21.690 That's the sugar there. Ryan, as a young person, are 0:12:21.710 --> 0:12:22.080 you going yum? 0:12:22.110 --> 0:12:22.310 Yum. 0:12:23.130 --> 0:12:24.969 It looks like it's covered in snow. 0:12:25.190 --> 0:12:25.510 It does. 0:12:25.550 --> 0:12:28.430 It's covered in snow, completely impacted with snow. 0:12:28.750 --> 0:12:31.309 Then what I do is you put three, they say 0:12:31.330 --> 0:12:34.120 a stick of butter, three big slabs of butter on 0:12:34.130 --> 0:12:37.800 the top like this, and then we sprinkle cinnamon. 0:12:37.840 --> 0:12:39.820 My hands, I've got gloves. Would you mind? Can you 0:12:39.860 --> 0:12:40.660 sprinkle the cinnamon? 0:12:42.100 --> 0:12:44.360 Pour some cinnamon on me. 0:12:45.170 --> 0:12:47.690 In the name of love. Thank you. 0:12:47.750 --> 0:12:48.290 How much? 0:12:48.350 --> 0:12:49.510 That's enough. 0:12:49.650 --> 0:12:51.490 And then I cover it with alfoil, and we're going 0:12:51.510 --> 0:12:54.689 to bake this probably for about 20 minutes at 180. 0:12:54.690 --> 0:12:57.810 So what we've got is sweet potato, which is delicious, 0:12:58.330 --> 0:13:01.990 an enormous amount of sugar, three big slabs of butter 0:13:02.390 --> 0:13:05.610 and some cinnamon, and we'll see what kind of sweet 0:13:05.650 --> 0:13:07.069 yam pudding we end up with. 0:13:08.070 --> 0:13:08.670 Sounds nice. 0:13:09.210 --> 0:13:09.729 That's coming up. 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:11.390 Do you think? 0:13:11.410 --> 0:13:12.410 Sweet yam pudding. 0:13:13.200 --> 0:13:13.640 Jam. 0:13:13.679 --> 0:13:14.660 Jam Nation. 0:13:14.800 --> 0:13:19.960 Tell you what, what a hog Tom Gleeson is. Taskmasters Australia, 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:25.810 Hard Quiz Kids, and he's doing a stand-up tour. 0:13:25.490 --> 0:13:26.540 Called Out of Touch. 0:13:27.020 --> 0:13:27.800 So out of touch. 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:30.370 He's deigned to speak to us today, Tom. 0:13:30.450 --> 0:13:32.050 There he is. 0:13:32.090 --> 0:13:32.730 What a hog. 0:13:32.750 --> 0:13:33.569 Thanks for having me on. 0:13:33.610 --> 0:13:34.150 Yeah, I know. 0:13:34.170 --> 0:13:35.470 Sorry I'm hogging the airwaves. 0:13:35.570 --> 0:13:38.350 I'm doing one big last final show at the Enmore 0:13:38.370 --> 0:13:40.940 Theatre because I I'm out of touch and that's what 0:13:40.960 --> 0:13:43.000 the tour's called because I can't even relate to people 0:13:43.020 --> 0:13:44.920 who only host one TV show. 0:13:45.350 --> 0:13:48.410 I've got all these brilliant ideas that I present to 0:13:48.550 --> 0:13:49.590 TV executives. 0:13:49.850 --> 0:13:51.350 Name one, Brendan. 0:13:51.470 --> 0:13:54.210 And they say, sorry, that's probably the best idea we've 0:13:54.250 --> 0:13:56.969 ever had, but we've got a backload of Gleeson. 0:13:58.980 --> 0:14:01.160 Yeah, well, at the ABC you can't pitch anything because 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:03.320 I'm hosting everything at the moment at the ABC. 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:03.939 Yeah. 0:14:04.120 --> 0:14:06.920 Now, normally with your tours there's some kind of, is 0:14:06.940 --> 0:14:09.000 there usually a bit of a pun with your tour names? 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:10.400 Oh, no, no. 0:14:10.740 --> 0:14:13.120 This is just like straight out telling it like it is. 0:14:13.760 --> 0:14:15.679 I prefer to tell the crowd that I'm out of touch. 0:14:15.730 --> 0:14:17.970 So I'm sort of on the front foot. So before 0:14:18.010 --> 0:14:20.730 they can tell me I'm up myself, it's in the tide. 0:14:21.190 --> 0:14:23.210 So I just like to be truthful about it. 0:14:23.550 --> 0:14:24.990 What kind of things are you out of touch with? 0:14:25.050 --> 0:14:26.910 Is this in relation to your kids or in relation 0:14:26.930 --> 0:14:27.630 to the world? 0:14:28.450 --> 0:14:31.120 I've got too much money during a cost of living crisis. 0:14:31.180 --> 0:14:33.020 It's very hard for people to relate to me. 0:14:34.660 --> 0:14:36.680 And yet people still won't go and see you. What's 0:14:36.740 --> 0:14:37.380 going on? 0:14:37.540 --> 0:14:38.300 Yeah. 0:14:38.380 --> 0:14:38.950 I don't get it. 0:14:39.000 --> 0:14:41.420 They come to the show and I'll be honest with you, 0:14:41.460 --> 0:14:44.130 the ticket prices are inflated and then they turn up 0:14:44.150 --> 0:14:46.750 and then I just rub my success in their nose 0:14:47.210 --> 0:14:47.980 and they enjoy it. 0:14:47.990 --> 0:14:49.680 I don't quite get it. 0:14:49.690 --> 0:14:52.170 Is it true that you come out on stage eating 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:53.680 smashed avocado on toast? 0:14:53.700 --> 0:14:58.950 LAUGHTER Yeah, I drink, yeah, champagne, but only the French, 0:14:58.990 --> 0:15:00.710 none of that Tasmanian sparkling rubbish. 0:15:01.110 --> 0:15:03.590 What are some of the things that you touch on? 0:15:03.870 --> 0:15:06.050 Well, I mean, to be fair, I'm being facetious. 0:15:06.090 --> 0:15:07.930 Part of it is about sort of being well off 0:15:07.970 --> 0:15:09.630 and being honest about it, but part of it is 0:15:09.690 --> 0:15:12.150 also where I've come from and back when a time 0:15:12.170 --> 0:15:14.240 when I had no money at all. So I'm enjoying 0:15:14.300 --> 0:15:16.720 contrasting those two times in my life. 0:15:16.860 --> 0:15:17.120 Yeah. 0:15:17.180 --> 0:15:19.560 So when you had no money, what form did that take? 0:15:19.620 --> 0:15:23.040 Did you sleep on people's floors? Did you drink instant coffee? 0:15:23.060 --> 0:15:26.660 What an outrage. Pablo, you had the Pablo. 0:15:27.620 --> 0:15:28.040 No, no. 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:30.360 Well, essentially I grew up on a farm when I 0:15:30.400 --> 0:15:32.320 went to boarding school and we lost the farm when 0:15:32.340 --> 0:15:35.120 I was at boarding school. So I ended up being 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:38.180 on a scholarship at a fancy school where everyone else 0:15:38.220 --> 0:15:38.400 had a. 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:39.880 Lot of money, but I was one who didn't. 0:15:40.400 --> 0:15:42.360 So that's one of the, you know, yeah, that sort 0:15:42.420 --> 0:15:44.760 of formed my worldview a little bit. 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:45.610 Right. 0:15:46.330 --> 0:15:48.330 Yeah, because that would be terrible because you had money, 0:15:48.350 --> 0:15:50.490 you went to boarding school and then it's all gone. 0:15:50.810 --> 0:15:51.570 That would have been. 0:15:51.590 --> 0:15:52.150 Yeah, that's right. 0:15:52.170 --> 0:15:54.100 So, well, yeah, I was at boarding school and everyone 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:56.920 else would have, you know, name brand board shorts and 0:15:56.940 --> 0:15:58.680 I was getting the boardies from Vinnie to Paul. 0:15:59.520 --> 0:16:04.400 Because my mum started making me, they wouldn't buy name 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:07.810 brand board shorts. So she started making her own range 0:16:07.830 --> 0:16:12.260 of board shorts, which... As you can imagine, teens were 0:16:12.300 --> 0:16:14.740 very kind about my homemade board shorts. 0:16:14.800 --> 0:16:16.980 It's funny you should say that. My mother started making 0:16:17.020 --> 0:16:19.100 my own board shorts as well. She thought, you know, 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:21.970 these fancy Okanui's, you know, they're just nothing but shorts 0:16:22.000 --> 0:16:22.850 with flowers on them. 0:16:22.880 --> 0:16:24.650 She thought, I could do that. I can find fabric 0:16:24.670 --> 0:16:25.510 with flowers on them. 0:16:25.850 --> 0:16:28.930 My mum, I'll just see that and raise you. She 0:16:28.970 --> 0:16:30.670 had even a brand name. She was going to call 0:16:30.710 --> 0:16:31.410 it Hot Mama. 0:16:31.770 --> 0:16:32.870 No. 0:16:33.010 --> 0:16:33.950 And I went, no. No. 0:16:34.990 --> 0:16:35.510 No. 0:16:36.290 --> 0:16:38.750 Tom, I guess on a more serious note, now that 0:16:38.770 --> 0:16:40.960 you're older, do you look back at what your parents 0:16:41.040 --> 0:16:42.080 went through at that stage? 0:16:42.140 --> 0:16:43.960 For you, it was just your own experience then. 0:16:43.980 --> 0:16:45.880 But now that you're older, that would have been so 0:16:45.920 --> 0:16:46.560 hard for them. 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:47.400 Oh, yeah. 0:16:47.460 --> 0:16:49.560 Like, I mean, I've been talking to my mother about 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:52.900 it recently, and she said that when it all happened, 0:16:52.980 --> 0:16:57.120 essentially the banks took our farm is what happened. And 0:16:57.180 --> 0:17:00.260 she said, yeah, when they moved to Sydney to restart 0:17:00.300 --> 0:17:04.449 their lives, I think you got given $ 5, 000 from the 0:17:04.490 --> 0:17:07.490 government to restart. So they went from owning a farm 0:17:07.530 --> 0:17:09.770 and a property and then to having to start everything 0:17:09.890 --> 0:17:12.510 all over again at about the age of 40 with $ 5, 000. 0:17:12.390 --> 0:17:13.710 Wow. 0:17:13.890 --> 0:17:14.610 Amazing. 0:17:14.630 --> 0:17:14.910 Yeah. 0:17:15.190 --> 0:17:19.000 But even to yourself, because your friends, your peers at school, 0:17:19.020 --> 0:17:20.859 was that well known that you lost the farm? 0:17:21.420 --> 0:17:23.040 I didn't really advertise it at school. I was a 0:17:23.060 --> 0:17:24.120 bit embarrassed at the time. 0:17:24.140 --> 0:17:24.520 Of course. 0:17:24.540 --> 0:17:27.100 Yeah, but now, I mean, you know, I obviously don't really, 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:29.400 you know, we've gotten through it and it's ancient history, 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:29.900 but yeah. 0:17:30.350 --> 0:17:32.790 But my mother, she started a whole new corporate career 0:17:33.490 --> 0:17:33.950 after that. 0:17:34.030 --> 0:17:36.970 So in a weird way, it was the end of 0:17:37.070 --> 0:17:38.710 farm life, but it was the beginning of a new 0:17:38.770 --> 0:17:41.149 city life. So, you know, my mother probably wouldn't have 0:17:41.170 --> 0:17:42.709 got a corporate career if it weren't for that. 0:17:42.880 --> 0:17:44.620 Was she making a line of Okanui's? 0:17:45.500 --> 0:17:45.600 No. 0:17:47.520 --> 0:17:50.540 No, she worked for Kawaii Australia, actually. She sold pianos. 0:17:50.940 --> 0:17:52.930 She worked there. To this day, she hates Yamaha. 0:17:53.109 --> 0:17:53.950 Oh, really? 0:17:54.290 --> 0:17:58.470 It's a Kawaii versus Yamaha beef in the piano community. 0:17:58.930 --> 0:17:59.370 Oh, wow. 0:17:59.410 --> 0:18:01.470 No, I'd like to see that played out in a ring. 0:18:01.730 --> 0:18:04.429 It was on your TV show, The Piano. Isn't it 0:18:04.470 --> 0:18:05.520 a Kawaii piano that they use? 0:18:05.540 --> 0:18:06.900 I think it is. I think it might be. Don't 0:18:06.920 --> 0:18:09.360 tell your mum. Oh, no, your mum likes the Kawaii. 0:18:09.500 --> 0:18:11.959 She loves Kawaii and she's been watching The Piano. She 0:18:12.000 --> 0:18:14.120 loves that show. If it was Yamaha, you'd be dead 0:18:14.140 --> 0:18:14.399 to her. 0:18:14.460 --> 0:18:14.700 Okay. 0:18:15.359 --> 0:18:17.060 Would she be able to make her own piano, do 0:18:17.080 --> 0:18:17.420 you think? 0:18:19.480 --> 0:18:20.139 Oh, yeah. 0:18:20.430 --> 0:18:22.109 If she got a patent for the back pages of 0:18:22.130 --> 0:18:25.610 the Woman's Weekly, I'm sure she could make a piano. 0:18:26.450 --> 0:18:29.770 Get on the faff on the weekend and make a piano. Well, Tom, 0:18:29.810 --> 0:18:33.010 this is … Get on the faff. This is fascinating. 0:18:33.030 --> 0:18:33.939 I didn't know this about you. 0:18:33.950 --> 0:18:36.090 And this is what you're going to get for tickets 0:18:36.109 --> 0:18:39.270 to see Tom hog all the TV shows in the world. No, 0:18:39.330 --> 0:18:41.490 it's just for tickets to go and see Tom's show. 0:18:41.790 --> 0:18:45.879 Head to comedy.com.au, Tom Gleeson. It's always a treat. 0:18:46.140 --> 0:18:46.740 Yeah, thanks. 0:18:46.920 --> 0:18:48.359 One big light show at the end. I'd love to 0:18:48.400 --> 0:18:49.280 see you there. Thank you. 0:18:49.720 --> 0:18:52.240 You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda Podcast. 0:18:57.900 --> 0:19:00.740 Well, we've been working on the Friday Field Sessions. 0:19:00.760 --> 0:19:01.700 That's been great for Friday. 0:19:01.720 --> 0:19:03.120 I must say, Jen, she set the world on fire. 0:19:03.140 --> 0:19:04.679 Jill set the world on fire just before with this. 0:19:04.700 --> 0:19:28.470 MUSIC Chill. 0:19:29.460 --> 0:19:32.880 All by myself. Wow. 0:19:32.920 --> 0:19:39.320 Don't want to be all by myself anymore. 0:19:39.340 --> 0:19:39.820 Wow. 0:19:40.200 --> 0:19:43.250 Chill, are you a professional singer? No, I'm not, no. 0:19:43.410 --> 0:19:44.709 She even sassed it at the end. 0:19:44.730 --> 0:19:45.510 She is so good. 0:19:45.550 --> 0:19:47.150 And she didn't go away unrewarded. 0:19:47.330 --> 0:19:49.230 Well, she did, actually, because she got the next question 0:19:49.270 --> 0:19:49.969 wrong and off she went. 0:19:50.100 --> 0:19:53.379 She got a national forum to, for we know, all 0:19:53.420 --> 0:19:57.070 we know, Jill's been picked up by Mr Moneybag's agent 0:19:57.510 --> 0:19:59.010 and is right now on the circuit. 0:19:59.030 --> 0:20:01.510 Are you suggesting she should be our Friday field session? 0:20:01.650 --> 0:20:03.530 Well, actually, the wheels are in motion. 0:20:03.550 --> 0:20:05.280 Yeah, I know who we're getting. 0:20:05.359 --> 0:20:06.240 Well, hang on. 0:20:06.440 --> 0:20:08.560 I'm doing the conspiratorial wheels are in motion. 0:20:08.580 --> 0:20:10.740 My wheels are turning a little faster than your wheels. 0:20:10.820 --> 0:20:11.340 Your wheels? 0:20:11.359 --> 0:20:12.859 You've been looking out the window, looking in. 0:20:12.840 --> 0:20:13.540 The middle distance. 0:20:13.560 --> 0:20:14.920 Yeah, of course I have. 0:20:14.940 --> 0:20:15.810 Anyway, that's coming up. 0:20:16.240 --> 0:20:18.199 Also, Tuk Tuk Tuk Tuk Tuk makes its return. 0:20:18.260 --> 0:20:21.410 And something that Tom Gleeson said in his interview has 0:20:21.490 --> 0:20:22.310 made us think. 0:20:22.450 --> 0:20:23.050 What a shock. 0:20:23.500 --> 0:20:25.540 We're going to deep dive with your help next. 0:20:25.640 --> 0:20:26.719 That's coming up on Gold. 0:20:27.000 --> 0:20:30.159 Jam Nation. Actually, incidentally, if you're hearing some noise in 0:20:30.180 --> 0:20:30.720 the background. 0:20:30.800 --> 0:20:31.400 I'm hearing noise. 0:20:31.600 --> 0:20:33.680 It's our little oven that we have here in the studio. 0:20:34.000 --> 0:20:37.219 We are still cooking our sweet yams, our TikTok. 0:20:37.240 --> 0:20:39.050 Either it was your little brain just whirring away. 0:20:39.250 --> 0:20:39.710 Oh, yeah. 0:20:39.730 --> 0:20:41.190 Dreaming up some more content. 0:20:41.750 --> 0:20:44.810 Well, speaking of which, we just spoke to Tom Gleeson 0:20:44.830 --> 0:20:48.129 just before the news, and he was talking, as you were, 0:20:48.630 --> 0:20:51.889 and we're all of the generation where our mums sewed things, 0:20:53.150 --> 0:20:53.350 you know. 0:20:53.859 --> 0:20:55.619 Your mum tried to do you board shorts. 0:20:55.680 --> 0:20:55.940 Yeah. 0:20:56.020 --> 0:20:57.040 His mum tried to make. 0:20:56.960 --> 0:20:57.300 You board shorts. 0:20:57.320 --> 0:20:57.760 She even had a name. 0:20:57.800 --> 0:20:59.920 She was going to call it Hot Mama. I said, Mum, 0:21:00.000 --> 0:21:00.639 just don't. 0:21:00.800 --> 0:21:03.020 Well, my mother went through the phase of doing the 0:21:03.540 --> 0:21:06.879 nitwit course, the stretchy material sewing, so she made us 0:21:06.980 --> 0:21:08.030 all matching tracksuits. 0:21:08.050 --> 0:21:09.030 What was on your tracksuit? 0:21:09.090 --> 0:21:11.909 Well, no, I think it was Hot Stuff. It was 0:21:11.950 --> 0:21:13.770 written on my dad's. 0:21:14.350 --> 0:21:14.730 Was it? 0:21:14.830 --> 0:21:16.230 Where was it written? 0:21:16.270 --> 0:21:19.350 It was just like instead of having a polo image, 0:21:19.890 --> 0:21:21.310 it was Hot Stuff. 0:21:21.630 --> 0:21:22.690 And that was just on the lapel? 0:21:22.730 --> 0:21:22.820 Yeah. 0:21:23.100 --> 0:21:26.340 No, why would a tracksuit have a lapel? They were 0:21:26.359 --> 0:21:26.820 round necked. 0:21:26.840 --> 0:21:27.480 On the breast. 0:21:27.560 --> 0:21:28.840 On the breast. They were round necked. 0:21:28.940 --> 0:21:32.220 Mine had a bat wing sleeve and they were also highly, 0:21:32.240 --> 0:21:36.010 I mean, so much static electricity that we collected lint 0:21:36.070 --> 0:21:36.790 wherever we went. 0:21:36.830 --> 0:21:39.429 Do you remember years later those tracksuit pants and they 0:21:39.450 --> 0:21:40.850 had juicy on the bum? Yeah. 0:21:41.290 --> 0:21:42.830 On the bum or the other way around? 0:21:43.410 --> 0:21:44.389 Juicy on the front. 0:21:44.910 --> 0:21:47.730 My mother, when I was going to... a way to 0:21:47.810 --> 0:21:51.110 study in my university years. I wanted to dress like 0:21:51.170 --> 0:21:53.510 the girl from the Thompson twins. I wanted to buy 0:21:53.550 --> 0:21:56.490 stuff from the Army disposal store. Mum made me a 0:21:56.530 --> 0:21:59.770 wardrobe to take away and she knitted cardigans. One of 0:21:59.790 --> 0:22:02.840 the things she made me was a pastoral jumper. It 0:22:02.859 --> 0:22:05.360 was a jumper that had a pastoral scene. So there 0:22:05.390 --> 0:22:08.739 was blue sky, green grass with a little sheep on it. 0:22:08.940 --> 0:22:10.480 And now I look back and think of all the 0:22:10.520 --> 0:22:13.380 hard work that went into it. But as a 20-year-old, 0:22:13.720 --> 0:22:14.820 I was not going to be wearing that. 0:22:14.840 --> 0:22:16.100 There's your contraception right there. 0:22:16.119 --> 0:22:20.300 That's right. I may as well have worn a shirt 0:22:20.320 --> 0:22:20.950 that said, I'm a nun. 0:22:21.060 --> 0:22:23.790 No, I'm just going near Farmer Brown. 0:22:25.880 --> 0:22:32.170 Tom Gleeson. That was you. Tom Gleeson had this to say. 0:22:33.190 --> 0:22:36.190 My mother started making my own board shorts as well. 0:22:36.230 --> 0:22:38.670 She thought, you know, these fancy Okanui's, you know, they're 0:22:38.690 --> 0:22:40.649 just nothing but shorts with flowers on them. 0:22:40.690 --> 0:22:42.449 She thought, I could do that. I can find fabric 0:22:42.470 --> 0:22:43.370 with flowers on them. 0:22:43.430 --> 0:22:46.020 Yeah, and there was, remember the Janome TV commercials? 0:22:46.060 --> 0:22:48.240 Remember there was a commercial in the 80s, there was 0:22:48.280 --> 0:22:51.500 a kid espousing the virtues of his mum's home. 0:22:51.520 --> 0:22:52.740 Making his clothes. 0:22:53.359 --> 0:22:57.200 Last week, My mum bought the new Janome 344 sewing machine. 0:22:57.660 --> 0:23:00.660 Since last week, she's made me three tracksuits, two shirts, 0:23:00.960 --> 0:23:03.600 a pair of jeans and a costume for the school play. 0:23:03.920 --> 0:23:05.180 And they're all fantastic. 0:23:05.420 --> 0:23:07.240 No, they're not. And that's how high his voice went. 0:23:07.260 --> 0:23:11.810 They're all fantastic. They're fantastic. They never look the same. 0:23:11.850 --> 0:23:15.530 I remember ripping out a picture of Princess Caroline from 0:23:15.570 --> 0:23:17.790 Monaco from a magazine, a school formal. 0:23:18.109 --> 0:23:20.090 I said to mum, oh, I'd love that dress. Mum said, 0:23:20.290 --> 0:23:23.709 I'll make it. And I just go, oh, no. Then 0:23:23.730 --> 0:23:24.550 we buy a patent. 0:23:25.210 --> 0:23:25.650 Oh, no. 0:23:25.690 --> 0:23:26.209 Buy the material. 0:23:26.630 --> 0:23:27.900 And then you go to that place. 0:23:27.940 --> 0:23:28.160 Yeah. 0:23:28.560 --> 0:23:31.920 And before Spotlight, it was just like Fletcher Jones or something. 0:23:32.060 --> 0:23:32.300 Yeah. 0:23:32.340 --> 0:23:34.090 And it never looked anything. 0:23:34.290 --> 0:23:35.090 Reams of fabric. 0:23:35.109 --> 0:23:36.330 Like what you wanted it to be. 0:23:36.470 --> 0:23:37.470 Worst place in the world. 0:23:37.630 --> 0:23:39.649 It makes my shoulders slump at the thought of it. 0:23:39.710 --> 0:23:39.870 Yeah. 0:23:40.650 --> 0:23:42.780 Maybe this is something the tribal drum could beat for us. 0:23:42.790 --> 0:23:43.770 Stuff mum made. 0:23:43.790 --> 0:23:44.750 Stuff mum made. 0:23:44.850 --> 0:23:46.090 And they're all fantastic. 0:23:46.150 --> 0:23:48.389 No, they're not, you liar. No, they're not. Let me 0:23:48.410 --> 0:23:49.449 get your head flushed down the dunny. 0:23:49.480 --> 0:23:50.359 No, they're not. 0:23:50.640 --> 0:23:53.359 Jam Nation. We were just talking to Tom Gleeson before. 0:23:53.420 --> 0:23:55.800 He's got a great stand-up comedy show. He's got everything 0:23:55.859 --> 0:23:58.300 on TV at the moment. How many networks can that 0:23:58.359 --> 0:23:58.959 boy straddle? 0:23:59.920 --> 0:24:01.850 Well, the thing that he was saying to us is 0:24:01.869 --> 0:24:07.300 that his new stand-up show is talking about He says 0:24:07.340 --> 0:24:09.320 how up himself he is and how he's got everything, 0:24:09.340 --> 0:24:10.940 but he didn't come from a world of that. 0:24:11.240 --> 0:24:11.320 No. 0:24:11.340 --> 0:24:14.040 When he was at boarding school, the bank foreclosed on 0:24:14.080 --> 0:24:15.400 his family's farm. 0:24:15.580 --> 0:24:16.480 Yeah, that would be difficult. 0:24:16.520 --> 0:24:17.540 Yeah, really difficult. 0:24:17.560 --> 0:24:19.520 And he says his mum took to making his own 0:24:19.680 --> 0:24:21.830 board shorts. You joined and you said your mum made 0:24:21.869 --> 0:24:22.389 you board shorts. 0:24:22.410 --> 0:24:24.450 Yeah, there was a whole thing with mothers making board 0:24:24.490 --> 0:24:27.210 shorts in the 80s. We just wanted billabong. That's all 0:24:27.250 --> 0:24:28.490 we wanted. But no. 0:24:28.530 --> 0:24:30.790 What about hot tuna? Don't you want hot tuna pants? 0:24:30.850 --> 0:24:32.710 Hot tuna was the cheapo one. 0:24:32.950 --> 0:24:33.149 Oh, was it? 0:24:33.150 --> 0:24:34.710 You wouldn't be seen dead in hot tuna. 0:24:34.730 --> 0:24:35.930 So you'd rather your mum's label? 0:24:35.970 --> 0:24:36.230 No. 0:24:37.170 --> 0:24:37.370 No. 0:24:37.840 --> 0:24:38.889 I would rather hot tuna. 0:24:38.910 --> 0:24:39.840 Yeah, of course. 0:24:39.900 --> 0:24:42.159 Mum had a label. She wanted to call it Hot Mama. 0:24:42.880 --> 0:24:43.639 Oh, dear me. 0:24:43.680 --> 0:24:45.800 I said, make that for my brother. I watched him 0:24:45.840 --> 0:24:47.199 get bashed in the schoolyard. 0:24:48.260 --> 0:24:50.400 It was an era, though, where our mothers did by 0:24:50.420 --> 0:24:53.100 and large make A lot of our clothes, because clothes 0:24:53.119 --> 0:24:55.160 weren't as cheap or disposable as they are now. 0:24:55.200 --> 0:24:58.460 And all the ads. You had the nip-wit course. Yes, 0:24:58.560 --> 0:25:00.460 you had the member. 0:24:59.740 --> 0:25:03.119 Of the home knitting machine. Zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip. 0:25:03.480 --> 0:25:03.880 Exactly. 0:25:03.940 --> 0:25:04.720 Very Kath and Kim. 0:25:04.859 --> 0:25:07.200 The tribal drum is beating stuff mum made. 0:25:07.340 --> 0:25:08.560 And they're all fantastic. 0:25:09.220 --> 0:25:09.660 No, it's not. 0:25:09.900 --> 0:25:10.510 No, it's not. 0:25:10.619 --> 0:25:11.270 Ray has joined us. 0:25:11.400 --> 0:25:15.350 And because it was good quality, it lasted forever. Annoyingly. Hello, Ray. 0:25:16.030 --> 0:25:16.609 G'day, guys. 0:25:16.770 --> 0:25:17.370 What'd mum make? 0:25:18.240 --> 0:25:21.010 So I remember back in the day, you didn't want 0:25:21.050 --> 0:25:23.310 to be caught dead, or James, you might even know, 0:25:24.010 --> 0:25:29.250 in Hang Ten. Hang Ten was the not-go-to. It was 0:25:29.290 --> 0:25:31.800 like the Kmart brand. So what we used to do, 0:25:31.820 --> 0:25:34.100 we said, oh, I used to have a hat or something, 0:25:34.400 --> 0:25:38.240 and I'd keep rebranding it. So if I bought something 0:25:38.340 --> 0:25:42.190 from Kmart, I would take the stitching out. And my 0:25:42.230 --> 0:25:46.169 grandmother used to rebrand it on another jumper for me. 0:25:47.390 --> 0:25:50.010 So you get the hat, you get the logo, Billabong 0:25:50.070 --> 0:25:51.990 or whatever, and then grandma would put it on. 0:25:52.010 --> 0:25:54.310 But with the label, was it on the inside at 0:25:54.350 --> 0:25:55.869 the back of the neck so no one saw it 0:25:55.890 --> 0:25:56.610 but you anyway? 0:25:57.550 --> 0:25:58.850 No, well, as I said, you could have it on 0:25:58.869 --> 0:26:01.010 the hat or something like that. But as I said, 0:26:01.030 --> 0:26:03.649 when the hat died or something that had a label 0:26:03.710 --> 0:26:05.609 on it, you would just... Take the stitching out. 0:26:05.750 --> 0:26:06.410 Of course, of course. 0:26:06.470 --> 0:26:09.050 And then my nana used to put it on other 0:26:09.090 --> 0:26:11.230 clothing that looked similar and no one knew any different. 0:26:11.270 --> 0:26:14.090 How did she feel about being a patsy in this counterfeit. 0:26:13.670 --> 0:26:14.170 Ring, Ray? 0:26:17.190 --> 0:26:18.710 It's all about the rebranding. 0:26:18.760 --> 0:26:19.980 Yeah, of course. 0:26:20.020 --> 0:26:21.660 He sussed it out. Well done. 0:26:21.720 --> 0:26:23.080 In her own little sweatshop. 0:26:23.119 --> 0:26:24.800 We're going to wait for Ray. 0:26:26.680 --> 0:26:27.859 Caroline has joined us. 0:26:27.880 --> 0:26:32.660 We're taking a Burdekin bag to school. Hello, Caroline. How 0:26:32.780 --> 0:26:33.020 are you? 0:26:34.560 --> 0:26:35.119 Good, thanks. 0:26:35.130 --> 0:26:35.960 How are you guys? 0:26:36.020 --> 0:26:36.440 Great. 0:26:36.540 --> 0:26:37.920 What did mum make? 0:26:39.859 --> 0:26:45.340 So my mum made myself and my sister's boyfriend matching 0:26:45.420 --> 0:26:48.500 board shorts for our trip to Northern Territory. 0:26:49.270 --> 0:26:51.169 Was it mortifying or was it okay? 0:26:52.910 --> 0:26:55.929 Well, I was eight at the time and my sister 0:26:55.950 --> 0:26:59.669 was 16 and the boyfriend was 18. So we travelled 0:26:59.710 --> 0:27:03.240 around Northern Territory together wearing matching board shorts and they 0:27:03.260 --> 0:27:07.440 were black with hypercolour lightning stripes. I thought I was 0:27:07.460 --> 0:27:10.440 the bee's knees. My sister was horrified. 0:27:10.480 --> 0:27:11.950 Yeah, of course, because you were eight. 0:27:12.130 --> 0:27:13.190 What did the boyfriend think? 0:27:15.520 --> 0:27:18.320 He was fine with it. He was quite cool with it. 0:27:18.359 --> 0:27:21.440 But my sister, she would yell at him to take 0:27:21.460 --> 0:27:24.490 these things off, and oh, no, it was amazing. 0:27:24.530 --> 0:27:27.409 Because he's trying to tune your sister. He doesn't care. 0:27:27.609 --> 0:27:29.450 Well, also, he's trying to be polite to your parents. 0:27:29.510 --> 0:27:30.030 And you're right. 0:27:30.070 --> 0:27:31.810 You're thinking it's the greatest thing in the world, and 0:27:31.830 --> 0:27:32.870 your sister's in the middle. 0:27:33.020 --> 0:27:35.920 There's a whole dichotomy of emotions around that. 0:27:36.000 --> 0:27:36.520 Thank you. 0:27:36.720 --> 0:27:44.930 That is great. I guess these days you can go 0:27:44.970 --> 0:27:47.260 to Kmart or Target and you can get a good 0:27:47.359 --> 0:27:49.139 outfit for cheap. Well, the thing is. 0:27:49.140 --> 0:27:52.120 There's a lot of fast fashion, and it's not like 0:27:52.180 --> 0:27:54.119 it was in our day, which was a confluence of 0:27:54.520 --> 0:27:57.040 the fact that things lasted, but the fact your mum 0:27:57.060 --> 0:27:57.439 made them. 0:27:57.660 --> 0:27:59.530 So if it was bad, it lasted. 0:27:59.590 --> 0:28:01.250 And there was a hierarchy, and we were just talking 0:28:01.290 --> 0:28:03.750 about this before with Hang Ten. Hang Ten was the 0:28:03.810 --> 0:28:04.570 cheapy brand. 0:28:04.730 --> 0:28:05.449 Of board shorts. 0:28:05.550 --> 0:28:07.290 Yeah, and then you had Golden Breed. 0:28:07.950 --> 0:28:10.310 That was cheapy. And then there was crystal cylinders. 0:28:10.330 --> 0:28:11.330 Which one did you want? 0:28:12.030 --> 0:28:13.490 Crystal cylinders was cheapy. 0:28:13.540 --> 0:28:14.180 What did you want? 0:28:14.280 --> 0:28:16.720 Tracker was cheapy. You want a billabong. 0:28:16.740 --> 0:28:17.639 You want a rip curl. 0:28:18.119 --> 0:28:18.740 You wanted all those. 0:28:18.780 --> 0:28:22.940 But those companies now, surfwear's in a dire position. Everyone 0:28:22.960 --> 0:28:24.240 wants to look like a gangster. 0:28:24.359 --> 0:28:27.600 But also people just buy stuff that lasts for six 0:28:27.640 --> 0:28:29.050 weeks and that'll do. We're in a couple of times 0:28:29.070 --> 0:28:31.010 to get rid of it. You don't know the horror 0:28:31.450 --> 0:28:34.070 of your mum making you something that you're embarrassed about 0:28:34.130 --> 0:28:35.490 to start with and that's. 0:28:35.350 --> 0:28:36.070 All you had. 0:28:36.090 --> 0:28:38.690 Tom Gleeson was just on the show before talking about this. 0:28:39.610 --> 0:28:42.090 My mother started making my own board shorts as well. 0:28:42.130 --> 0:28:44.570 She thought, you know, these fancy Okanui's, you know, they're 0:28:44.610 --> 0:28:46.560 just nothing but shorts with flowers on them. 0:28:46.600 --> 0:28:48.340 She thought, I could do that. I can find fabric 0:28:48.380 --> 0:28:49.760 with flowers on them. 0:28:49.880 --> 0:28:51.700 Yeah, my mum said, why can't I work on it? 0:28:51.700 --> 0:28:53.740 I'll do that as well. I'll have a brand called 0:28:53.780 --> 0:28:55.500 Hot Mama. And I said, too. 0:28:55.680 --> 0:28:58.460 Hot Mama. The fact of Tom at the beach with 0:28:58.480 --> 0:28:59.220 that pale skin. 0:29:00.760 --> 0:29:02.120 He would have had to get a big rash. 0:29:03.100 --> 0:29:04.820 His mum would have made him a rashy as well. 0:29:05.680 --> 0:29:08.450 There was a Janome ad with his kid espousing the 0:29:08.550 --> 0:29:10.870 virtues of home fashions. 0:29:11.250 --> 0:29:15.090 Last week, my mum bought the new Janome 344 sewing machine. 0:29:15.550 --> 0:29:18.560 Since last week, she's made me three tracksuits, two shirts, 0:29:18.840 --> 0:29:21.500 a pair of jeans and a costume for the school play. 0:29:21.800 --> 0:29:25.120 And they're all fantastic. A pair of jeans? They're not 0:29:25.160 --> 0:29:25.820 going to be fantastic. 0:29:25.840 --> 0:29:27.420 Who makes homemade jeans? 0:29:27.440 --> 0:29:28.060 Come on. 0:29:29.160 --> 0:29:31.380 These tribal drummers beating for. 0:29:31.660 --> 0:29:32.900 Duff mum made. 0:29:32.980 --> 0:29:34.240 And they're all fantastic. 0:29:34.280 --> 0:29:34.820 No, they're not. 0:29:34.840 --> 0:29:37.590 They're a liar. Okay, Gerry, what did mum make you? 0:29:37.610 --> 0:29:38.610 My mum. 0:29:40.360 --> 0:29:43.000 Made me for my first formal. She said, we've got this. 0:29:43.180 --> 0:29:45.300 She's a wizard showing. She really wasn't. And I was 0:29:45.340 --> 0:29:48.000 a bit of an awkward kid. So I, against my 0:29:48.020 --> 0:29:51.520 better judgment, listened to her. She made me a sweater top, 0:29:51.540 --> 0:29:53.980 a big purple sweater top that came all the way 0:29:54.020 --> 0:29:56.620 to my neck and under my bum with an old 0:29:56.720 --> 0:29:58.900 lady skirt that hung all the way to the floor. 0:29:58.940 --> 0:30:00.440 And this was at the time when all the boobs 0:30:00.480 --> 0:30:03.130 were coming in. All the other girls were wearing something 0:30:03.190 --> 0:30:06.390 slightly sexy. And I looked like I was going to 0:30:06.430 --> 0:30:06.910 a funeral. 0:30:06.930 --> 0:30:08.890 You're the opposite of sexy. 0:30:08.910 --> 0:30:10.410 You look like an 80-year-old woman. 0:30:10.550 --> 0:30:12.510 How was your dance card? 0:30:12.550 --> 0:30:13.070 Was it empty? 0:30:14.170 --> 0:30:15.610 Empty, as you can imagine. 0:30:15.730 --> 0:30:16.550 Oh, Jerry. 0:30:16.570 --> 0:30:18.570 I think it scarred me for life. 0:30:18.730 --> 0:30:22.290 Amanda, you had the farmyard animal scene. 0:30:22.310 --> 0:30:24.270 Well, excuse me, it was pastoral. There was a little 0:30:24.310 --> 0:30:26.950 windmill that mum had knitted and sort of stitched on 0:30:27.600 --> 0:30:28.780 and little sheep and things. 0:30:28.900 --> 0:30:32.560 And didn't your former boss say something? 0:30:32.620 --> 0:30:34.600 I was working at Beyond 2000 and I thought, you 0:30:34.620 --> 0:30:36.500 know what, I'm going to wear this today. And he 0:30:36.540 --> 0:30:38.920 said to me, have you been in a coma? It 0:30:38.940 --> 0:30:41.520 looked like I'd been buried and then it'd come out. 0:30:43.720 --> 0:30:45.980 No one appreciates a homemade knit anymore. 0:30:46.600 --> 0:30:47.970 Thanks, Geri. Jessica's with us. 0:30:48.010 --> 0:30:49.430 Hello, Jessica. What did mum make? 0:30:50.310 --> 0:30:53.590 Hello. So mum made most of our clothes growing up, 0:30:53.870 --> 0:30:57.590 but a particularly embarrassing pair was, you know, the tracky dacks, 0:30:57.650 --> 0:31:00.459 a sloppy joe and a plain pair of trackies. But 0:31:00.500 --> 0:31:03.160 the thing was, as we grew, mum would just snip 0:31:03.180 --> 0:31:05.340 it at the elbow, snip it at the knees and 0:31:05.800 --> 0:31:11.420 add some random panel of fleece and then reattach the sleeves. 0:31:11.830 --> 0:31:16.670 You think that's embarrassing? My younger brother got them as hand-me-downs. 0:31:16.990 --> 0:31:17.450 From you? 0:31:17.470 --> 0:31:19.390 Yeah, from me. 0:31:20.490 --> 0:31:23.290 So he's wearing his sister's clothes. 0:31:23.310 --> 0:31:25.090 That she didn't like first time around. 0:31:25.110 --> 0:31:25.950 Like a boy. 0:31:26.590 --> 0:31:27.990 Did your mum not love you, brother? 0:31:28.010 --> 0:31:29.650 Oh, loved me. 0:31:29.710 --> 0:31:30.170 Loved me. 0:31:30.230 --> 0:31:30.630 Loved us. 0:31:30.790 --> 0:31:34.990 See, this is the thing. You know, this is... And 0:31:35.010 --> 0:31:36.370 your mother says, oh, don't be silly. 0:31:36.390 --> 0:31:37.210 Yeah, don't be silly. But it's everything. 0:31:37.250 --> 0:31:42.500 It's everything when you feel embarrassed. It's everything. Let's all 0:31:42.520 --> 0:31:43.240 take a deep breath. 0:31:43.380 --> 0:31:46.920 My mum bought my brother a jacket from America. 0:31:46.520 --> 0:31:48.610 And it had troop written on it. 0:31:48.620 --> 0:31:49.380 She didn't make it though. 0:31:49.400 --> 0:31:49.800 She didn't make it. 0:31:49.800 --> 0:31:52.510 She bought it back from America. This is how, you know, 0:31:53.330 --> 0:31:55.230 you were so right on about what you were wearing. 0:31:55.270 --> 0:31:55.410 Yeah. 0:31:55.950 --> 0:31:57.290 And she bought this jacket. 0:31:57.310 --> 0:31:59.390 It was like a bomber jacket and it had troop 0:31:59.450 --> 0:32:02.330 written on each arm and then on the back it 0:32:02.350 --> 0:32:04.430 had a big target that said troop. 0:32:05.200 --> 0:32:06.380 Was it hideous? 0:32:06.680 --> 0:32:08.120 It was the worst thing I'd ever seen. 0:32:08.500 --> 0:32:10.380 And my mum said, do not say anything to your 0:32:10.400 --> 0:32:11.180 brother about this jacket. 0:32:11.200 --> 0:32:14.760 It was very expensive. Oh, yeah, no worries. Anyway, Matt 0:32:14.780 --> 0:32:17.360 walks down the stairs in this jacket and I just 0:32:17.380 --> 0:32:17.840 looked at him. 0:32:18.560 --> 0:32:19.560 He kept walking past. 0:32:19.620 --> 0:32:20.719 He's just eyeballing me. 0:32:21.120 --> 0:32:23.200 And I said, where's the rest of your troop, mate? 0:32:23.680 --> 0:32:24.420 And what happened? 0:32:24.440 --> 0:32:25.570 Mum! 0:32:27.190 --> 0:32:31.350 Mum! 0:32:31.430 --> 0:32:32.290 Mum! Oh. 0:32:34.200 --> 0:32:37.640 Anyway, he's out of therapy eventually. 0:32:38.040 --> 0:32:40.400 So we're making sweet yams today. 0:32:40.500 --> 0:32:41.020 I saw this. 0:32:41.060 --> 0:32:43.820 It's an American recipe for Thanksgiving. 0:32:56.810 --> 0:32:59.590 But I thought it could be delicious. Instead of yams, obviously, 0:32:59.610 --> 0:33:02.230 we're using sweet potato. The whole recipe was just. 0:33:02.410 --> 0:33:04.090 A yam is just a sweet potato, correct? 0:33:04.110 --> 0:33:04.610 I think so. 0:33:04.990 --> 0:33:06.590 It was just chopped up sweet potato that had been 0:33:06.630 --> 0:33:11.400 partially cooked, covered in an entire bag of sugar, completely 0:33:11.500 --> 0:33:14.580 like it was under snow. And then three big sticks 0:33:14.640 --> 0:33:15.020 of butter. 0:33:15.060 --> 0:33:15.940 I followed the recipe. 0:33:16.220 --> 0:33:18.820 Then some cinnamon. It has been cooking now. It said 0:33:18.820 --> 0:33:20.680 20 minutes, but it wasn't cooked in 20 minutes. 0:33:21.020 --> 0:33:22.880 So we've gone a bit longer. I'm going to unveil it. 0:33:23.960 --> 0:33:24.620 Oh, dear. 0:33:24.960 --> 0:33:26.040 It just looks like a soup. 0:33:26.580 --> 0:33:28.580 It's not supposed to be liquid, is it? 0:33:29.220 --> 0:33:32.570 Well, I think maybe it's supposed to solidify a little bit, 0:33:32.590 --> 0:33:35.570 but we followed the recipe and that's what's happened. That's all. 0:33:35.590 --> 0:33:37.870 Look at that. That's just floating butter. 0:33:38.230 --> 0:33:39.790 Okay. 0:33:39.930 --> 0:33:44.250 Well, I'm giving you some, Ryan. Some for you, Brendan. 0:33:44.530 --> 0:33:45.630 I thought that it would. 0:33:46.080 --> 0:33:47.400 I thought it would be more pudding-ish. 0:33:47.580 --> 0:33:48.380 It's very viscous. 0:33:48.440 --> 0:33:49.140 But maybe. 0:33:49.160 --> 0:33:51.740 Oh, look at all that sugar in the bottoms. Maybe 0:33:52.010 --> 0:33:53.790 if you leave it for an hour, it might sort 0:33:53.830 --> 0:33:54.969 of firm up. 0:33:55.030 --> 0:33:58.090 I don't know. But here's what we're doing. This is 0:33:58.350 --> 0:33:59.790 sweet yam, Brian. Sweet, sweet yam. 0:33:59.930 --> 0:34:00.810 Here we go. 0:34:00.830 --> 0:34:02.470 Do you have any sort of ice cream or cream? 0:34:02.490 --> 0:34:02.890 No, I don't. 0:34:02.910 --> 0:34:03.890 That would be a nice condiment. 0:34:03.950 --> 0:34:06.170 If you could have a look around, Brendan, in front 0:34:06.190 --> 0:34:08.910 of you. No, there is none. When I say three, 0:34:08.930 --> 0:34:10.730 it might be boiling hot, so be careful. Okay, let's 0:34:10.750 --> 0:34:10.969 try it. 0:34:11.210 --> 0:34:11.290 Go. 0:34:11.330 --> 0:34:11.430 Okay. 0:34:11.670 --> 0:34:13.370 Oh, it's boiling hot. 0:34:13.450 --> 0:34:14.110 Oh, they're hot. 0:34:14.710 --> 0:34:18.690 They're hot. Oh, good. It's good. 0:34:18.890 --> 0:34:19.870 Mm-hmm. 0:34:21.790 --> 0:34:22.290 Yeah, it's good. 0:34:22.690 --> 0:34:24.130 How could it not be with all that sugar and butter? 0:34:24.150 --> 0:34:25.109 Yeah, it's a lot of sugar. 0:34:25.290 --> 0:34:29.549 It is delicious. It's hot. But I don't know how, oh, 0:34:30.090 --> 0:34:30.950 I've got a heartburn. 0:34:31.350 --> 0:34:33.170 It's burning all the way down. I don't know what 0:34:33.270 --> 0:34:35.250 form you'd eat it in because, really, it looks like 0:34:35.510 --> 0:34:37.469 butter soup with some sweet potato in. 0:34:38.020 --> 0:34:41.680 It is delicious, though. So maybe if you just put 0:34:41.700 --> 0:34:43.380 it in the fridge for a while, would it solidify? 0:34:43.460 --> 0:34:44.779 I think you put a bit of cream in there. 0:34:44.800 --> 0:34:46.060 I think it'll be all right. 0:34:46.080 --> 0:34:48.400 Because there's not enough fat. 0:34:48.780 --> 0:34:49.840 No, add more fat. 0:34:49.920 --> 0:34:50.580 Mm. Mm. 0:34:51.440 --> 0:34:51.500 Mm. 0:34:53.350 --> 0:34:54.770 I give it two thumbs up. 0:34:55.930 --> 0:34:57.469 It's delicious, but it will kill you. 0:34:57.670 --> 0:34:57.850 Yep. 0:34:58.270 --> 0:34:59.770 And probably burn all the way down as well. What 0:34:59.790 --> 0:35:00.370 do you think, Ryan? 0:35:01.030 --> 0:35:03.440 Yeah, it's good, but I think it's because of all 0:35:03.460 --> 0:35:05.259 the sugar. Like if you put that much sugar on 0:35:05.320 --> 0:35:07.060 horse poop, I reckon it would probably taste so good. 0:35:07.080 --> 0:35:08.960 That's next week's secret recipe. 0:35:09.080 --> 0:35:09.440 Right. 0:35:10.260 --> 0:35:12.320 Well, what obesity crisis. 0:35:12.400 --> 0:35:13.339 That's TikTok. 0:35:13.500 --> 0:35:18.910 We'll put this very detailed recipe on our socials. 0:35:19.270 --> 0:35:21.850 You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda Podcast. 0:35:24.450 --> 0:35:25.840 I didn't know, and I don't know if this is 0:35:25.860 --> 0:35:27.440 real or not, because you don't know what's. 0:35:27.239 --> 0:35:29.040 Real or not anymore on the internet, but Kurt. 0:35:28.960 --> 0:35:30.520 Russell had a love child. 0:35:30.580 --> 0:35:31.400 Did you know that? 0:35:31.420 --> 0:35:31.540 No. 0:35:31.580 --> 0:35:32.200 Does Goldie know? 0:35:32.219 --> 0:35:33.279 Well, that's what I mean. 0:35:33.400 --> 0:35:35.180 And it could well happen, but there's... Where did you 0:35:35.200 --> 0:35:35.580 read that? 0:35:35.719 --> 0:35:36.420 It's one of those. 0:35:53.100 --> 0:35:57.700 Those sights you see in some guy, some gormless gen wire. 0:35:59.440 --> 0:36:04.520 No insult to you, Ryan. Effectless individual goes up. 0:36:04.520 --> 0:36:06.980 No offence to you, Ryan. Let's dig a bit deeper. 0:36:07.000 --> 0:36:08.259 Some idiot, some giant idiot. 0:36:08.280 --> 0:36:11.470 Some loser without a job goes up and asks people, 0:36:11.690 --> 0:36:15.109 successful people, questions about how they became millionaires. 0:36:15.170 --> 0:36:16.210 And did he ask Kurt Russell? 0:36:16.310 --> 0:36:16.469 No. 0:36:16.850 --> 0:36:18.210 Well, no. Surprise. 0:36:18.250 --> 0:36:18.790 How many children? 0:36:18.830 --> 0:36:19.009 Quick. 0:36:19.890 --> 0:36:23.230 It's quite extraordinary how this thing unveils. We'll have that 0:36:23.310 --> 0:36:24.330 for you coming up. 0:36:24.350 --> 0:36:27.029 Also, I've got an evening scroll. What do Liberace and 0:36:27.090 --> 0:36:29.630 cricketers have in common? Not much, but they're both in 0:36:29.690 --> 0:36:30.610 my evening scroll. 0:36:30.630 --> 0:36:31.390 All caught behind. 0:36:31.980 --> 0:36:34.799 Maybe. That certainly hasn't bowled a maiden over. 0:36:35.260 --> 0:36:37.220 Jonesiamanda.com.au. 0:36:37.300 --> 0:36:39.589 If you would like to play Instagram as well, that 0:36:39.620 --> 0:36:40.890 makes its return on Gold. 0:36:40.989 --> 0:36:41.430 Jam. 0:36:41.469 --> 0:36:42.430 Jam Nation. 0:36:42.489 --> 0:36:45.730 The name Laura Buxton isn't the most common name in 0:36:45.770 --> 0:36:48.990 the world, is it? But there were two young girls. 0:36:49.030 --> 0:36:52.910 This is a story in 2001 of two 10-year-old girls 0:36:53.010 --> 0:36:56.370 called Laura Buxton. Here's one of the Lauras telling a 0:36:56.430 --> 0:36:57.890 tiny fraction of the story. 0:36:58.330 --> 0:37:02.980 The tag said, please write to Laura Buxton. And I 0:37:03.180 --> 0:37:05.950 thought that was really weird because it's the same name 0:37:06.120 --> 0:37:06.530 as me. 0:37:07.330 --> 0:37:08.670 That sounds like a horror film, doesn't it? 0:37:08.670 --> 0:37:09.070 Sounds scary. 0:37:09.090 --> 0:37:10.330 So scary. But the story is. 0:37:10.330 --> 0:37:12.130 About that kid in the grudge with the black mouth. 0:37:12.950 --> 0:37:13.850 Oh, what was the grudge? 0:37:13.910 --> 0:37:15.310 Remember the grudge is the kid with the black mouth. 0:37:15.870 --> 0:37:16.720 Or that could just be any kid. 0:37:16.730 --> 0:37:17.470 Choo-choo bar. 0:37:17.650 --> 0:37:19.930 Hasn't cleaned their teeth. 0:37:19.950 --> 0:37:22.170 In 2001, a 10-year-old girl called Laura Buxton released a 0:37:22.230 --> 0:37:27.060 helium balloon during her grandparents' 50th anniversary celebration in Staffordshire 0:37:27.080 --> 0:37:30.020 in England. Attached to the balloon was a note with 0:37:30.060 --> 0:37:32.600 a phone number asking the finder to return it to her. 0:37:33.840 --> 0:37:36.319 At about, it was 140 miles away, which is 230 0:37:36.320 --> 0:37:41.070 kilometres away, a substantial distance, in Wiltshire, a farmer found 0:37:41.110 --> 0:37:43.570 the balloon in a hedge, passed it to his neighbours, 0:37:44.090 --> 0:37:47.630 who happened to have a daughter also named Laura Buxton, 0:37:48.230 --> 0:37:49.890 also 10 years old. 0:37:49.969 --> 0:37:51.009 What are the chances? 0:37:51.430 --> 0:37:53.670 The girls met up and that's when they realised that 0:37:53.690 --> 0:37:56.680 their names weren't the only coincidence. Here's the long list 0:37:57.060 --> 0:38:02.070 of coincidae. They both were the same age, as I said, 10. 0:38:02.070 --> 0:38:04.560 Both were unusually tall for their age. They had similar 0:38:04.600 --> 0:38:06.960 brown hair, worn in the same style, had the same 0:38:07.020 --> 0:38:10.520 colour eyes. They both separately wore a pink jumper and 0:38:10.580 --> 0:38:13.560 jeans to their first meeting because they met up. Both 0:38:13.620 --> 0:38:16.500 parents married the same year. Not the year that they 0:38:16.600 --> 0:38:20.050 got the balloon, but when before. Both had pink bikes. 0:38:20.450 --> 0:38:25.030 Both owned three-year-old black Labrador Retrievers. Both had grey rabbits. 0:38:25.730 --> 0:38:27.810 Both brought their guinea pigs to the first meeting they 0:38:27.850 --> 0:38:29.750 had without arranging that that's what they're going to do. 0:38:30.239 --> 0:38:33.589 The guinea pigs were identical with orange markings on their hindquarters. 0:38:35.070 --> 0:38:35.290 I know. 0:38:35.550 --> 0:38:37.150 Look at your face. They're small coincidences. 0:38:37.250 --> 0:38:39.110 No, that's a big deal. I'm gobsmacked. 0:38:39.150 --> 0:38:40.670 Yeah, show me your gob and it's smacked. 0:38:40.950 --> 0:38:41.810 Black mouth. 0:38:42.170 --> 0:38:43.549 So what's the explanation? 0:38:43.570 --> 0:38:43.969 There isn't. 0:38:44.090 --> 0:38:44.629 There isn't. 0:38:44.750 --> 0:38:45.710 As they say here, the girls. 0:38:45.730 --> 0:38:46.490 So they're not related? 0:38:46.590 --> 0:38:46.830 No. 0:38:47.610 --> 0:38:51.270 Related with the same name? No. Dad hasn't jumped the fence. 0:38:51.290 --> 0:38:53.270 Yeah, but did Dad look a bit sheepish? 0:38:53.310 --> 0:38:53.590 No. 0:38:53.650 --> 0:38:55.070 Okay, kid. 0:38:55.090 --> 0:38:58.109 That's enough. Let's pop that balloon. We've all seen enough. 0:38:58.180 --> 0:39:00.200 That's dangerous. They're going to choke a seagull with that thing. 0:39:00.219 --> 0:39:02.940 That's silly. The two girls remained friends. 0:39:04.280 --> 0:39:06.100 And it's interesting that the story often comes up when 0:39:06.120 --> 0:39:08.719 people talk about coincidence. It remains, as they say here, 0:39:09.070 --> 0:39:11.969 one of the most famous modern examples of an improbable 0:39:12.010 --> 0:39:14.830 but real-life coincidence until you get one of the dads. 0:39:14.670 --> 0:39:18.930 Going, okay, okay, that's enough. Let's not be silly with 0:39:18.989 --> 0:39:20.430 all that's a common name. 0:39:20.910 --> 0:39:23.090 See a whole lot more of Jonesy and Amanda on 0:39:23.150 --> 0:39:23.670 our socials. 0:39:23.930 --> 0:39:25.029 Jonesy and Amanda. 0:39:25.070 --> 0:39:26.830 Follow us on Instagram and Facebook. 0:39:27.370 --> 0:39:28.190 The internet, eh? 0:39:28.210 --> 0:39:31.040 It just gives a whole vehicle to it. a whole 0:39:31.080 --> 0:39:35.320 new world of dopes, I've found. And there's this feckless 0:39:35.400 --> 0:39:39.730 gen wire in Florida, one of those people that knows 0:39:39.969 --> 0:39:41.550 absolutely nothing about anything. 0:39:41.590 --> 0:39:42.710 But has he got millions of followers? 0:39:42.850 --> 0:39:45.569 He's got millions of followers, but this is dumbing down 0:39:45.610 --> 0:39:48.729 a generation, these young people with no brain in their head. 0:39:49.110 --> 0:39:49.290 Hey. 0:39:50.489 --> 0:39:51.660 Not you, Ryan, of course. 0:39:52.380 --> 0:39:53.819 Most of the time, not you, Ryan. 0:39:53.880 --> 0:39:56.180 Most of the time, not you. But these guys, they 0:39:56.219 --> 0:39:58.020 know nothing. You know, when I was a kid, I 0:39:58.440 --> 0:40:01.140 knew who John Wayne was, okay? Like I knew who 0:40:01.200 --> 0:40:01.680 he was. 0:40:01.700 --> 0:40:04.480 Remember sometimes when we'd ask stories in our, we'd ask 0:40:04.540 --> 0:40:06.239 questions in our quiz and we'd do this early in 0:40:06.260 --> 0:40:06.640 the morning. 0:40:06.660 --> 0:40:06.739 Yeah. 0:40:07.150 --> 0:40:08.589 And they'd say, oh, I don't know. 0:40:08.610 --> 0:40:09.549 It was before my time. 0:40:09.590 --> 0:40:11.469 It was before I was born. It's called history. 0:40:11.800 --> 0:40:14.520 Doesn't anyone read a book anymore? Anyway, this guy, he 0:40:14.560 --> 0:40:18.279 goes around and he asks people that look like millionaires 0:40:18.600 --> 0:40:21.339 how they made their millions. So he's one of those, 0:40:21.580 --> 0:40:24.739 the podcast crew with the little furry microphone, holds it 0:40:24.800 --> 0:40:27.320 up to the person and just bombards them with questions. 0:40:27.340 --> 0:40:30.529 But I'm always gobsmacked. about how little they know about 0:40:30.570 --> 0:40:33.770 popular culture. Take this guy in Florida. 0:40:34.330 --> 0:40:35.190 You look like a millionaire. 0:40:35.210 --> 0:40:35.840 How did you get rich? 0:40:35.860 --> 0:40:37.000 You really want to know how I'm rich? 0:40:37.120 --> 0:40:37.460 That's right. 0:40:38.040 --> 0:40:39.260 Kurt Russell's love child. 0:40:40.460 --> 0:40:41.140 What's that? 0:40:41.340 --> 0:40:41.660 Yes, sir. 0:40:41.840 --> 0:40:42.900 You don't know what a love child is? 0:40:43.060 --> 0:40:43.200 No. 0:40:43.530 --> 0:40:43.660 No? 0:40:44.090 --> 0:40:44.410 Oh, well. 0:40:46.850 --> 0:40:48.370 He set me up with a trust fund. 0:40:48.730 --> 0:40:48.990 Actually? 0:40:49.210 --> 0:40:50.470 Yeah, truthfully, honestly. 0:40:50.570 --> 0:40:51.529 What kind of business was he in? 0:40:51.640 --> 0:40:52.200 He's an actor. 0:40:52.400 --> 0:40:52.640 Actor? 0:40:52.660 --> 0:40:53.739 A very famous one, yeah. 0:40:54.020 --> 0:40:54.460 What's his name? 0:40:54.520 --> 0:40:55.200 Kurt Russell. 0:40:55.520 --> 0:40:56.660 Can we search him up real quick, Kurt Russell? 0:40:56.700 --> 0:40:57.259 Escape from New York. 0:40:57.280 --> 0:40:59.540 A love child is the euphemism for a child born 0:40:59.560 --> 0:41:01.359 to a parent who is not married to each other. 0:41:01.540 --> 0:41:02.920 Okay, search up Kurt, bro. 0:41:03.060 --> 0:41:03.460 Kurt what? 0:41:03.700 --> 0:41:04.900 Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell. 0:41:05.180 --> 0:41:05.299 Yeah. 0:41:05.320 --> 0:41:05.700 What do you do? 0:41:05.800 --> 0:41:06.239 What do I do? 0:41:06.340 --> 0:41:06.620 That's right. 0:41:06.719 --> 0:41:07.540 I'm a trust fund baby. 0:41:07.600 --> 0:41:08.720 I'm Kurt Russell's love child. 0:41:08.739 --> 0:41:09.260 No way. 0:41:09.280 --> 0:41:10.180 Absolutely. Him? 0:41:10.500 --> 0:41:10.680 Yes. 0:41:10.820 --> 0:41:12.259 Can you introduce us? 0:41:12.300 --> 0:41:13.290 He was a young foolish man. 0:41:13.310 --> 0:41:14.330 All I wanted was money. 0:41:14.469 --> 0:41:15.589 He sends a check every month. 0:41:16.260 --> 0:41:16.739 And that's it. 0:41:17.100 --> 0:41:18.259 So I don't know if this guy's just. 0:41:18.280 --> 0:41:20.960 I'm calling BS on all of that. Because why isn't 0:41:21.000 --> 0:41:23.680 that known information? Some guy who's happy to talk to 0:41:23.719 --> 0:41:24.640 an idiot in the street. 0:41:24.820 --> 0:41:24.980 Yep. 0:41:25.000 --> 0:41:26.549 I'm pointing at you, Ryan. I'm sorry. 0:41:26.570 --> 0:41:28.890 Happy to talk to an idiot in the street that 0:41:28.910 --> 0:41:30.450 hasn't blown his story before. 0:41:30.710 --> 0:41:32.450 But he says, if it's a secret, I'm going to 0:41:32.510 --> 0:41:34.830 tell you. As if. And that guy saying, what's a 0:41:34.870 --> 0:41:38.000 trust fund baby? Who is Kurt Russell? Everyone's an idiot. 0:41:39.000 --> 0:41:42.890 So you're on that team. But Kurt Russell, who's the 0:41:42.950 --> 0:41:46.009 idiot then? Kurt Russell, you know, you saw Escape from 0:41:46.050 --> 0:41:46.490 New York. 0:41:47.840 --> 0:41:48.140 Yeah. 0:41:48.430 --> 0:41:49.570 Soldier. You see Soldier? 0:41:49.930 --> 0:41:50.180 No. 0:41:50.200 --> 0:41:51.770 I mean, I know who Kurt Russell is. 0:41:51.780 --> 0:41:52.299 Did you see Breakdown? 0:41:52.320 --> 0:41:53.370 I know who Kurt Russell is. 0:41:53.380 --> 0:41:54.280 Did you see Overboard? 0:41:54.980 --> 0:41:55.940 I know who Kurt Russell is. 0:41:55.940 --> 0:41:56.020 Yeah. 0:41:56.040 --> 0:41:56.900 Did you like Overboard? 0:41:57.080 --> 0:41:57.400 Yeah. 0:41:57.760 --> 0:41:58.080 I think. 0:41:58.120 --> 0:41:59.140 I don't remember. I was used to that. 0:41:59.160 --> 0:41:59.900 You know, it's him and Goldie. 0:41:59.920 --> 0:42:02.020 Yeah, I know. Oh, I wonder how she feels about 0:42:02.060 --> 0:42:02.860 this information. 0:42:02.880 --> 0:42:03.660 She gets amnesia. 0:42:03.960 --> 0:42:07.899 She should be hoping she has amnesia. Channel, you're in her. 0:42:08.500 --> 0:42:09.360 Overboard. Goldie. 0:42:10.510 --> 0:42:12.510 There's a sentence you don't hear a lot. 0:42:12.550 --> 0:42:19.330 Coming up, Instagram. 0:42:20.469 --> 0:42:22.950 We want you to be rolling in it. Ten questions, 0:42:22.950 --> 0:42:24.670 60 seconds on the clock. You can pass if you 0:42:24.710 --> 0:42:26.250 don't know an answer. We'll come back to that question 0:42:26.270 --> 0:42:30.020 if time permits. Get all the questions right. $ 1, 000. 0:42:29.320 --> 0:42:31.900 You can make it $ 2, 000 by answering a bonus question, 0:42:31.920 --> 0:42:33.140 but it is double or nothing. 0:42:33.180 --> 0:42:35.260 Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. 0:42:35.440 --> 0:42:39.200 Hello, Kelly. Hello, how are you? Very well. 0:42:39.420 --> 0:42:40.580 What's going on in the world of you? 0:42:40.600 --> 0:42:44.950 Oh, look, we're just, I'm very excited to be on. 0:42:45.210 --> 0:42:47.750 And I do know Kurt Russell and I do know 0:42:47.770 --> 0:42:48.630 what a love child he is. 0:42:48.810 --> 0:42:49.570 Thank you, Kelly. 0:42:49.590 --> 0:42:52.890 We were just talking about the little Gem Y Rise that, 0:42:53.130 --> 0:42:56.370 not you, Ryan. I'm sorry, I'm besmirching your people. But 0:42:56.410 --> 0:42:59.489 I just find with a lot of the kids these days, like, Ryan, 0:42:59.510 --> 0:43:03.270 do you know who Kurt Russell is? No. That's my point. 0:43:03.610 --> 0:43:05.350 But my son was on a TV show with me 0:43:05.370 --> 0:43:07.680 the other day in sort of a Sean McAuliffe's quiz 0:43:07.739 --> 0:43:11.580 for parents and kids. Jack didn't know who Elle Macpherson was. 0:43:11.600 --> 0:43:13.380 And you think, well, why would he? 0:43:13.500 --> 0:43:14.219 But why would he? 0:43:14.239 --> 0:43:15.560 But when I was a kid. 0:43:15.640 --> 0:43:16.939 Would you know a picture of Vera Lynn? 0:43:17.100 --> 0:43:17.339 Yes. 0:43:17.580 --> 0:43:19.319 Yes, I would. Yes, I would. 0:43:19.340 --> 0:43:19.980 I'm sure you'll pin up. 0:43:20.320 --> 0:43:23.940 What a giveaway. The White Cliffs of Dover. Yes, that's 0:43:23.960 --> 0:43:26.580 what I mean. And Vera Lynn passed away long before 0:43:26.620 --> 0:43:27.100 I was born. 0:43:27.719 --> 0:43:29.680 Well, here we go, Kelly. We've got 10. There are 0:43:29.719 --> 0:43:31.450 no questions about Kurt Russell or Vera Lynn. 0:43:31.469 --> 0:43:32.930 She might not have passed away. She might be still going. 0:43:32.950 --> 0:43:34.469 Of course she's passed away. 0:43:34.550 --> 0:43:38.950 Of course she is. You're not Methuselah. We've got 10 questions. 0:43:38.989 --> 0:43:39.590 We've got 60 seconds. 0:43:39.650 --> 0:43:42.230 Oh, Brian's going, who's Methuselah? 0:43:42.230 --> 0:43:43.430 10 questions, 60 seconds. 0:43:43.469 --> 0:43:45.589 If you're not sure, say pass, Kelly. We might have 0:43:45.610 --> 0:43:46.410 time to come back, okay? 0:43:46.430 --> 0:43:46.700 Okay. 0:43:47.310 --> 0:43:47.730 Okay. 0:43:48.010 --> 0:43:51.770 Question number one. Here we go. What month comes before June? 0:43:52.830 --> 0:43:53.090 May. 0:43:53.290 --> 0:43:56.049 Question two. How many millilitres are in two litres? 0:43:56.050 --> 0:43:58.050 2,000. 0:43:58.620 --> 0:44:01.220 Question three. Just do it is a slogan for which brand? 0:44:01.239 --> 0:44:01.859 Nike. 0:44:02.239 --> 0:44:04.880 Question four. Aqua and turquoise are shades of what? 0:44:05.780 --> 0:44:06.040 Blue. 0:44:06.900 --> 0:44:09.520 Question five. Hakuna Matata is a song from which movie? 0:44:11.580 --> 0:44:14.180 Lion King. Question six. Who was our Prime Minister before 0:44:14.219 --> 0:44:15.040 Anthony Albanese? 0:44:15.860 --> 0:44:16.520 Oh, my God. 0:44:18.120 --> 0:44:18.540 What's going on? 0:44:18.820 --> 0:44:21.940 Question seven. The duo is the next model of which phone? 0:44:24.390 --> 0:44:25.270 Oh, Apple. 0:44:26.310 --> 0:44:26.950 Which phone? 0:44:28.010 --> 0:44:28.310 iPhone. 0:44:28.770 --> 0:44:31.870 Question eight. Yvonne Goulagon-Cawley is known for which sport? 0:44:31.969 --> 0:44:32.310 Tennis. 0:44:32.590 --> 0:44:35.780 Question nine. How many sons did Queen Elizabeth II have? 0:44:35.800 --> 0:44:37.760 Two. 0:44:37.780 --> 0:44:37.840 Oh! 0:44:39.000 --> 0:44:40.180 Oh, bugger! 0:44:40.930 --> 0:44:41.549 Kelly. 0:44:41.570 --> 0:44:44.810 Everyone forgets Edward. You're on the home stretch. Everyone forgets Edward. 0:44:45.270 --> 0:44:46.370 Oh, man. 0:44:46.550 --> 0:44:51.469 She's got Charles. Edward and Andrew. 0:44:51.489 --> 0:44:53.130 Grandpa forgot about Andrew. 0:44:53.190 --> 0:44:55.710 Everyone's cut Andrew out, Kelly, so that's fair enough. 0:44:55.730 --> 0:44:56.390 But wow. 0:44:56.450 --> 0:44:57.370 Oh, wow. You ploughed right through. 0:44:57.390 --> 0:44:58.390 I thought you were going to get that. 0:44:58.410 --> 0:45:00.070 I thought it was going to happen for you, Kelly. 0:45:00.930 --> 0:45:02.770 Oh, that was question nine. 0:45:02.810 --> 0:45:03.570 Thank you, guys. 0:45:03.590 --> 0:45:04.730 I appreciate that. Thank you. 0:45:04.750 --> 0:45:05.180 That was fun. 0:45:05.430 --> 0:45:07.630 We appreciate you. If you, like Kelly, would like to 0:45:07.690 --> 0:45:12.410 play Instagram, jonesyandamanda.com.au. Jam Nation. 0:45:12.489 --> 0:45:16.400 Sometimes at night, just before I hit the sack. 0:45:17.120 --> 0:45:19.940 Bottle? Right. I couldn't think of it. Hit the hey. 0:45:19.960 --> 0:45:20.870 Hey, that's it. 0:45:21.500 --> 0:45:23.300 I look at my phone and as I shut it down, 0:45:23.320 --> 0:45:25.279 I look to see what your activity is. 0:45:25.280 --> 0:45:27.640 You know I like to scroll of an evening. 0:45:27.760 --> 0:45:28.910 And it says Amanda's online. 0:45:29.010 --> 0:45:29.779 And luckily I am. 0:45:30.090 --> 0:45:33.310 I shoot you a little message on our WhatsApp chat, 0:45:33.810 --> 0:45:34.530 go to sleep. 0:45:34.770 --> 0:45:38.230 If I went to sleep then, you wouldn't get this gold. 0:45:39.230 --> 0:45:42.290 It's time once again for Amanda's Evening Scroll. 0:45:43.300 --> 0:45:45.600 Here's some of the things I found, three little tidbits 0:45:45.640 --> 0:45:46.180 from the news. 0:45:46.340 --> 0:45:46.690 I like it. 0:45:47.420 --> 0:45:48.219 This is interesting. 0:45:49.840 --> 0:45:55.319 A plover, that's a bird, with a blatant disregard for 0:45:55.380 --> 0:45:59.420 cricket Tasmania's cricket season, has made its nest at a 0:45:59.460 --> 0:46:03.000 cricket oval near Launceston. This is interesting because players and 0:46:03.060 --> 0:46:05.800 groundsmen have had to adjust their game around the nest. 0:46:06.440 --> 0:46:10.399 Groundsmen and players have had to mow and field around 0:46:10.560 --> 0:46:14.090 the bird, whom some are calling the fat swoop plessus, 0:46:14.610 --> 0:46:17.980 because the species is protected under Tasmanian law by And 0:46:18.000 --> 0:46:22.780 disturbing the nest can attract fines of $ 21, 000. Jeepers. So 0:46:22.920 --> 0:46:25.839 they're playing a match already. They're already playing a series 0:46:25.910 --> 0:46:30.170 there in Launceston and the players have to play around 0:46:30.210 --> 0:46:30.950 this bird. 0:46:31.510 --> 0:46:32.790 What if they scone the bird? 0:46:33.489 --> 0:46:34.710 Well, $ 21, 000 fine. 0:46:35.530 --> 0:46:36.050 Jeepers. 0:46:36.610 --> 0:46:38.540 On to story number two. I think you're going to 0:46:38.600 --> 0:46:43.140 like this one. This was, I found footage of Liberace 0:46:43.320 --> 0:46:45.830 posing with a member of his fan club. as he's 0:46:45.870 --> 0:46:48.190 about to board a flight to Paris in 1955. Right. 0:46:49.469 --> 0:46:51.549 He's there in a beautiful suit. He's heading up the 0:46:51.950 --> 0:46:53.370 gangway or whatever they call that. 0:46:53.570 --> 0:46:53.830 Yeah. 0:46:54.890 --> 0:46:57.489 And the president of his fan club is holding a 0:46:57.550 --> 0:47:01.089 sign saying, Dear Liberace, have a good time in Paris, 0:47:01.360 --> 0:47:02.419 but don't fall for. 0:47:02.340 --> 0:47:03.600 Those French gals. 0:47:03.739 --> 0:47:04.240 Oh, yeah. 0:47:04.690 --> 0:47:06.830 I think they're safe, don't you? 0:47:06.850 --> 0:47:09.590 Gemma, I rise to a little perplexed face and the 0:47:09.630 --> 0:47:11.290 fact that you didn't know who Kurt Russell was. 0:47:11.310 --> 0:47:13.170 Do you know who Liberace is? No, I don't. 0:47:13.190 --> 0:47:14.850 So Liberace, what would you say? 0:47:14.870 --> 0:47:17.430 He was an entertainer that played the piano and he 0:47:17.450 --> 0:47:18.790 was a flamboyant dresser. 0:47:19.150 --> 0:47:19.569 Oh, yes. 0:47:19.590 --> 0:47:21.450 See if you can find some footage of Liberace. 0:47:21.489 --> 0:47:24.350 This is Liberace making an entrance in Las Vegas. 0:47:24.730 --> 0:47:29.589 Well, look me over. I didn't get dressed like this 0:47:29.630 --> 0:47:32.799 to go unnoticed. You like it? 0:47:33.120 --> 0:47:33.560 Oh, yes. 0:47:33.660 --> 0:47:37.140 Sure, there's enough there for all of you. Help yourself. Oh, yeah. 0:47:37.820 --> 0:47:38.299 Oh, sure. 0:47:38.340 --> 0:47:41.300 You want to know what it's made out of? Virgin fox. 0:47:41.960 --> 0:47:42.360 Yeah. 0:47:42.420 --> 0:47:46.700 Did you recognise it? Oh, good. Takes one to know one. 0:47:47.880 --> 0:47:48.720 Takes one to know. 0:47:48.660 --> 0:47:53.110 One indeed because the story goes that he successfully sued 0:47:53.230 --> 0:47:57.950 London's Daily Mirror for libel when a columnist writing under 0:47:58.410 --> 0:48:02.120 the name Cassandra published a piece entitled inferring that he 0:48:02.140 --> 0:48:07.760 was homosexual. Liberace sued successfully to say he wasn't homosexual. 0:48:07.780 --> 0:48:08.940 Now, keep watching Ryan. 0:48:09.739 --> 0:48:12.520 This is, well, he used to be, because Ryan's thinking, well, 0:48:12.540 --> 0:48:13.640 you know, what else did he do? 0:48:13.660 --> 0:48:15.340 Wow, what else did he do? 0:48:15.700 --> 0:48:21.020 He wasn't just a closet homosexual, the warfare. He was 0:48:21.060 --> 0:48:22.200 a demon on the piano. 0:48:22.239 --> 0:48:22.920 Oh, that's true, he was. 0:48:23.100 --> 0:48:24.440 He was fantastic. 0:48:24.500 --> 0:48:25.840 Look at him go. 0:48:25.900 --> 0:48:32.690 MUSIC And people, women in particular, loved him. 0:48:32.770 --> 0:48:36.230 And my nana, she loved Liberace and she loved Peter 0:48:36.330 --> 0:48:41.140 Allen and had no idea about their other lives. She'd 0:48:41.160 --> 0:48:43.680 always say, why doesn't he have... I'm surely just waiting 0:48:43.700 --> 0:48:44.419 for the right woman. 0:48:44.620 --> 0:48:46.440 Let me go on this. 0:48:46.460 --> 0:48:47.140 Okay, that's enough. 0:48:47.200 --> 0:48:48.380 Hey, does he ever sing? 0:48:48.560 --> 0:48:49.140 Yes, he does. 0:48:49.160 --> 0:48:51.130 If you want him singing, this is Liberace in the 60s. 0:48:52.120 --> 0:48:54.620 Hello, young folk, what you shaking? 0:48:54.660 --> 0:48:56.200 Do I have the outfit? 0:48:56.360 --> 0:49:00.320 I've got to try that single milk yet. Liberace is 0:49:00.410 --> 0:49:01.390 turning on. 0:49:01.590 --> 0:49:04.870 I bet he is. Doodly-doo-doo, feeling groovy. 0:49:04.910 --> 0:49:06.230 You're not feeling. 0:49:05.989 --> 0:49:06.630 Anything, mate. 0:49:07.870 --> 0:49:10.589 So he successfully sued to say he wasn't homosexual, then 0:49:10.630 --> 0:49:12.810 went on to a life as a roaring homosexual. 0:49:14.190 --> 0:49:18.710 Brian, your weekend, maybe tonight and over the weekend, watch 0:49:18.910 --> 0:49:21.600 Beneath the Candelabra. Yes. Behind the Candelabra. 0:49:21.620 --> 0:49:23.080 Michael Douglas plays Liberace. 0:49:23.180 --> 0:49:23.799 And Matt Damon. 0:49:23.860 --> 0:49:25.770 And there was nothing inferred about the sexuality. 0:49:25.790 --> 0:49:27.290 And Matt Damon is his lover. 0:49:27.650 --> 0:49:30.299 All right, we've got one more story to cover. So 0:49:30.320 --> 0:49:33.219 put that thought aside because we've got one more. A 0:49:33.280 --> 0:49:36.109 man has broken a record. I don't think Guinness was 0:49:36.170 --> 0:49:39.270 involved in this record. They maybe needed to drink some 0:49:39.310 --> 0:49:41.670 to do it. He holds a record for stuffing nine 0:49:42.170 --> 0:49:45.730 Cadbury's cream eggs up his bum. I don't know whether 0:49:45.770 --> 0:49:48.480 he peeled them first and took the foil off. 0:49:48.640 --> 0:49:48.980 Yeah. 0:49:49.080 --> 0:49:52.860 But he managed to fit nine up his backside in 0:49:52.880 --> 0:49:53.960 a record-breaking attempt. 0:49:54.100 --> 0:49:55.140 And this is a Guinness record. 0:49:55.239 --> 0:49:57.259 Well, I don't know if Guinness was involved. 0:49:57.300 --> 0:50:01.070 It's an Easter basket nobody's asked for, let's face it. 0:50:02.660 --> 0:50:04.360 But, you know, as Liberace likes to say. 0:50:04.390 --> 0:50:06.210 Takes one to know one. 0:50:06.290 --> 0:50:08.450 Heterosexual. 0:50:08.950 --> 0:50:10.370 Don't forget your homework, Ryan. 0:50:11.140 --> 0:50:14.960 Tune in again for another exciting edition of Amanda's Evening Scroll. 0:50:15.840 --> 0:50:18.500 Well, that's been exhausting. Righto, you two. 0:50:18.840 --> 0:50:19.680 That's enough. 0:50:20.400 --> 0:50:20.820 Tomorrow. 0:50:21.080 --> 0:50:24.799 We're back again tomorrow. I'm so excited I can barely speak. 0:50:24.900 --> 0:50:26.860 Trini Woodall is on our show tomorrow. 0:50:26.880 --> 0:50:27.310 She's joining us. 0:50:27.320 --> 0:50:28.400 Well, you've been sitting on that. 0:50:29.239 --> 0:50:32.180 She's a cream egg for me. She's joining us on 0:50:32.200 --> 0:50:34.190 the show tomorrow and I'm so excited. 0:50:34.330 --> 0:50:38.689 Okay, well, I'm excited as well. If you missed anything 0:50:38.750 --> 0:50:40.669 on the show or you want to register for us 0:50:40.719 --> 0:50:43.660 five or Instagram, jonesyandamanda.com.au. 0:50:44.260 --> 0:50:44.819 Good day to you. 0:50:44.860 --> 0:50:45.160 See you. 0:50:45.500 --> 0:50:47.379 Well, thank God that's over. 0:50:48.060 --> 0:50:51.100 Catch up on the Jonesy and Amanda podcast. 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