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Speaker 1: John Pinda, Good morning, Hello to you, good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 1: This week I've been grooving along a bit. Well, football

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Speaker 1: is happening now, and it the World Cups happening now.

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Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not a big sporty guy me, so

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Speaker 1: I don't often watch things like that. My my eternal

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Speaker 1: battle is people other English people going you're read or

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Speaker 1: you're blue, you're blue. I've made any any as long

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Speaker 1: as I don't have to actually watch it. Just pick one,

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Speaker 1: whichever one would appease you at the moment. I'll be

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Speaker 1: that it's fine. I don't truly don't care even a

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Speaker 1: little bit. But anyway I read a blood it's Man

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Speaker 1: United or oh yeah, they don't ask me that in

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Speaker 1: Los Angeles. They know that I don't fit into straight

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Speaker 1: out of to heck with the police, to heck with

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Speaker 1: the god forsake exactly. But you read around Uh well,

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Speaker 1: I think I asked me dad once. This is pathetic.

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Speaker 1: I had to ask my dad what football team I'm

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Speaker 1: supposed to support, and he said, because of where I

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Speaker 1: was born, I technically would be Blue. I'm from Stockport originally,

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Speaker 1: so that would be a city fan. And then I thought, right,

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Speaker 1: I'll be one then, and I tried to watch it.

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Speaker 1: It just puts me asleep. It puts me asleep, and

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Speaker 1: I keep like, because my my dear is sturdy, handsome. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it just goes on and there's some but there's something

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Speaker 1: hypnotic about it. I think because of my upbrings. My

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Speaker 1: dad was always watching it and he fall asleep to it,

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Speaker 1: and I fall asleep. And I always wonder when I'm

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Speaker 1: watching it, you know, like they say, there's nothing like

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Speaker 1: going to a proper football game, and like hearing the crowd,

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Speaker 1: the atmosphere is electric and they all shout and sing

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Speaker 1: and stuff like that. And then I was listening to

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Speaker 1: the singing when you hear it through the telly without

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Speaker 1: the atmosphere. I always wonder people that have actually been

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Speaker 1: to a game, do they think, God, is that what

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Speaker 1: we sound like? Because it's just it doesn't sound like saying,

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Speaker 1: so you've been watching the World Cup, give us a song,

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Speaker 1: isn't it It's the strangest sound, isn't it haunting? But yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a bit of shambles though, isn't it Like there's

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Speaker 1: all this corruption and crazy things happening. They're having it

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Speaker 1: in that guitar place. I've never heard of the place before.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't know it's a play. I'm

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Speaker 1: very uncultured. I don't know anything about the world. But

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Speaker 1: they're like got all sorts of strict rules and that

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Speaker 1: over there. You can't have a beer there, no LGBTQ

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Speaker 1: people or anything like that. You can't have a gay beer.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing. You can't do anything. THEO what an absolute

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Speaker 1: bunch of party animals. I bet they've got vegan snacks

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Speaker 1: outside this, gluten free bread balls or something fun like that,

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Speaker 1: washed down with company. Now. Yeah, I think that football

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Speaker 1: players and that are a bit hypocritical, aren't they. They're

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Speaker 1: all making all these big statements going this is not inclusive.

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Speaker 1: They're very bad, like they shouldn't be doing that. They've

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Speaker 1: shown that football is not inclusive. Still there, though, are

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Speaker 1: I don't see you boycotting it and going on you're

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Speaker 1: getting paid for mister worp. Yeah, you mid a boycott one.

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Speaker 1: This would people wanted to give amiss, wouldn't it. It would,

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Speaker 1: wouldn't it.

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Speaker 2: Germany have boycotted, the nation is sort of boycotted, but

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Speaker 2: the team is still there.

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Speaker 1: Well, they're getting making a bit of coin off it,

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Speaker 1: you're going to do it anyway. Everyone's been making coin

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Speaker 1: off yeah soccer. I just think it's Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 1: like the big statement. Don't make a big state if

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Speaker 1: you're going to do the thing anyway, Yeah, because otherwise

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Speaker 1: you just virtue signals.

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Speaker 3: What do you think about how everyone's really angry at

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Speaker 3: David Beckham because he's being paid a kajillion million dollars

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Speaker 3: to be the ambassador.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and yet.

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Speaker 3: He's so often been an ambassador for you know, other.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't mind. I don't mind David Becker because

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Speaker 1: he just does whatever he thinks, do you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean? He doesn't seem too too shaken by what

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Speaker 1: people say to him, do they. He's like, that's a

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Speaker 1: man that can dig in. He did that thing when

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Speaker 1: when the queen passed away and he stood there in life,

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Speaker 1: he did one hundred and forty seven billion hours. Could

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Speaker 1: have easily caught that line, couldn't he? I mean, but

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Speaker 1: mind you, it's not it's not difficult to term public opinion,

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Speaker 1: is it. If you just if he just went, oh,

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Speaker 1: do you know what, it's not that would have that

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Speaker 1: would have made any Instagram accounts, the vision would totally

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Speaker 1: people would have been people would have found that grip.

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Speaker 1: But I just think that if you're gonna have a

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Speaker 1: moan about it, you should stand by it and go right, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm not playing. Then then they have to do something

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Speaker 1: like my old man for example. He as a man

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Speaker 1: of principle. He wouldn't have stood for it. He don't

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Speaker 1: care about human rights. But if you don't offer him

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Speaker 1: a beer, he'll be on the flight drinking human right,

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Speaker 1: I'm going that'd be done. Alright, it's time. I'm not

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Speaker 1: Trevor McDonald and this is the stupid news. McDonald loved

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Speaker 1: doing that voice. Do you like not Trevor McDonald? I

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Speaker 1: like McDonald too. He's one that's news to me that

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Speaker 1: I've only just found out. It is related to the

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Speaker 1: World Cup thing. Actually, but I will stop it with

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Speaker 1: the World Cup stuff after this. I just I've just

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Speaker 1: found out. You probably knew already. The Australian team is

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Speaker 1: called the soccer rouse. You've just noticed that one. What

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Speaker 1: is that you could get Nobody could nobody tell them that?

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Speaker 1: Like when it's like international, you don't have to come

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Speaker 1: up with like a freaking name for it. You just

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Speaker 1: call yourself Australia like everybody's like, we're Germany, We're Tuneiziot.

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Speaker 2: We're the soccer. It's like kangaroo but soccer. You get

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Speaker 2: it buying se like mass opials of football.

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Speaker 1: Like it's adorable, it's pretty cute. Was there did they

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Speaker 1: vote on that year? You call it the soccer roos? Mate?

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Speaker 1: Where did you vote? You know? Do we call it

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Speaker 1: the soccer roos? The SoC to puss the duck build

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Speaker 1: soccer pusses? What the soccer possums? What are we gonna

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Speaker 1: call this? Like kangaroos the matilda's in the soccer roos?

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Speaker 1: Like I think it's because Australians don't take soccer seriously.

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Speaker 1: They're like, we're not going to give them a proper name.

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Speaker 1: Came up but kept it over the years. Yeah, yeah, mirror,

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Speaker 1: we'll just put a pan in it, right, cong Kong

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Speaker 1: oldest legible sentence found on an ivory comb. They found

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Speaker 1: it ivory comb, right, which proves that we've had vanity

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Speaker 1: for a very long time as lot at least as

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Speaker 1: long as Buddhism dates back nearly three thousand years, and

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Speaker 1: it has inscribed on it like the oldest sentence written

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Speaker 1: sentence we can find It says, may this tusk root

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Speaker 1: out the lice of the hair and the beard. They've

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Speaker 1: put like a little prayer on a comb. That's quite cute,

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Speaker 1: isn't it. Imagine those sort of oldie fashioned people nice

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Speaker 1: to have a prayer on a little applianes like that.

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Speaker 1: You put it on everything. May may this oven make

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Speaker 1: thy sausages all crispy and fat. May this toilet paper?

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Speaker 1: We won't do toilet paper anyway. Next one, listen this

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Speaker 1: This is weird. I was reading it in a science magazine.

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Speaker 1: Paracetamol has been found in like scientific studies to ease

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Speaker 1: not just physical pain, but also the emotional pain, like

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Speaker 1: of social rejection and stuff like that. I think that

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Speaker 1: hauld happen. I could understand that. I could have been

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Speaker 1: I don't know, some fancy science magazine. I could have

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Speaker 1: done with knowing that when I first started stand up,

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Speaker 1: you know, because you when you're learning how to do that, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you have a bad gig. You feel bad about yourself.

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Speaker 1: Another one, t rex skeleton. Did you see this? A

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Speaker 1: t rex skeleton expected to fetch thirty eight million dollars

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Speaker 1: has been pulled out of an auction because some of

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Speaker 1: its bones belonged to a different dinosaur. They were trying

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Speaker 1: to sell a t Rex skeleton, and somebody's gone, that's

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Speaker 1: how would you know? Though? It's like, can you imagine

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Speaker 1: because t Rex got them tiny little arms, think one

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Speaker 1: like so maybe they didn't have tiny lamp. One one

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Speaker 1: had a big, normal arm on it. It's like, I

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Speaker 1: don't think that's legit. Excuse me. They have a bond

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Speaker 1: to pick with that skeleton in particular alone. You know

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Speaker 1: what would have been a seven year old kid is

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Speaker 1: a big Yeah. They love Yeah, they know stuff about dinosaurs,

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Speaker 1: don't they. They're encyclopedic on it. The loser of the

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Speaker 1: USA versus England game? Did you see this one saying

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Speaker 1: that football fans are saying that loser of USA versus

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Speaker 1: England have to keep James Corden. No, I think on

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Speaker 1: that that's some global bullying that.

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Speaker 3: On that note, we shall leave it until next week

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Speaker 3: when we shall see you again.

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Speaker 1: That was the stupid news. Thanks Johnny,