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Speaker 1: And Amanda jam Nation.

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Speaker 2: You're away on the weekend. You're up in Brisbane house.

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Speaker 2: Things there.

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Speaker 1: Things are well because last week, of course, was Father's

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Speaker 1: Day and I spoke to my dad. But I thought,

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Speaker 1: you know, Dad's nearly ninety ninety in January, and he's

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Speaker 1: doing well. But you know, I don't like to leave

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Speaker 1: it too long between going up to see him. I

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Speaker 1: speak to him on the phone all the time. But

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Speaker 1: I thought it was time to go and see him.

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Speaker 3: And it was great. And I stayed with my brother

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Speaker 3: and we hung out. It was fantastic.

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Speaker 2: Actually, I tell you that pictures in me of Cameron.

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Speaker 2: He looks fantastic.

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Speaker 1: He looks working that photo, doesn't he It looks holding

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Speaker 1: a cheesecake.

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Speaker 2: I thought he lost a lot of weight. He looks

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Speaker 2: really thin.

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Speaker 3: Well, it was a swimming photo.

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Speaker 2: That is such a sister thing. That is such a

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Speaker 2: sister thing.

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Speaker 3: So they give him a compliment look good. But actually

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Speaker 3: this is an early ghoulie. Let me do this. It

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Speaker 3: starts last week.

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Speaker 1: I went to a cafe with a friend girlfriend, and

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Speaker 1: I said, you know, I want to use their bathroom,

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Speaker 1: of course, and it's around the corner from the cafe

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Speaker 1: and there's a sign above the cafe, in above where

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Speaker 1: you pay, that has the code to the toilet, a letter.

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Speaker 3: And four digits.

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Speaker 1: And when you've got to go to the toilet and

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Speaker 1: you've got to memorize a code, and when you go

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Speaker 1: to the lou you don't have your phone with you,

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Speaker 1: so you can't take a photo over or anything. So

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Speaker 1: I had to memorize the later. No, my friend was

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Speaker 1: at the table, so I just left it with hers.

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Speaker 1: And I didn't want to take my briefcase in and

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Speaker 1: put on the floor in the toilet.

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Speaker 2: You have a briefcase, yes, Brendan, I do.

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Speaker 3: I kicked my briefs in there, and I wish I

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Speaker 3: had some.

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Speaker 2: Spears lady bag that you put all your stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my briefcase, my work bag, thank you.

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Speaker 2: I lift it the other day though, what's a bowling ball?

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Speaker 1: I carry an handvil at all times. So I went

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Speaker 1: to the loo and it had this old so trying

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Speaker 1: to remember the code and it had one of those

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Speaker 1: old metal ones. Cook very stressful anyway, dealt with that.

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Speaker 1: Then I'm at dinner with my brother on Friday night. Carrie,

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Speaker 1: my sister in law, had to go out, so Cameron

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Speaker 1: and I went out to dinner, went to this restaurant

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Speaker 1: there was in a bigger complex.

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Speaker 3: Food was lovely, all of that.

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Speaker 1: Halfway through, I said to go to the loop and

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Speaker 1: I went to the counter and I just said, I,

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Speaker 1: where's the bathroom?

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Speaker 3: And she said, there's a code. It's our postcode. I said,

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't live here. I don't know

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Speaker 3: your postcode.

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Speaker 2: I dare say that you wouldn't know your own post No, I'd.

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Speaker 1: Be hard pressed to know that. So she gave me

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Speaker 1: a four digit number again, as well as directions on

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Speaker 1: how to find the toilet inside this big complex where.

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Speaker 3: The restaurant was.

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Speaker 2: So I was so stressed.

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Speaker 1: Hearing the code and trying to memorize those four numbers

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Speaker 1: that I didn't pay attention to whether to the directions.

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Speaker 1: So I'm wandering around and finally I find the loo

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Speaker 1: and there's the keypad and I'm trying to put in

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Speaker 1: the number, and it's a different kind of keypad.

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Speaker 3: It was one of those electronic ones. And I'm trying

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Speaker 3: to remember the numbers.

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Speaker 1: And by now it's been about ten minutes and I

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Speaker 1: get there and my bladder goes, you're at the door.

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Speaker 1: It's time to relax, start to wet myself. And the

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Speaker 1: first I can't use the keypad doesn't work. Second time, yes, fine,

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Speaker 1: I press the numbers.

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Speaker 3: Doors open.

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Speaker 1: It's too late, the doors, the floodgates have opened. Can

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Speaker 1: I just say, if you've got a cafe or a restaurant,

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Speaker 1: let's go the old fashioned way. Put a key on

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Speaker 1: a giant besser block. I don't care how embarrassing it is.

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Speaker 3: Put it on a toilet roll. I don't mind.

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Speaker 2: Bring back the key, bring back the key.

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Speaker 1: Keypads with four digits and numbers, and it's a postcode.

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Speaker 1: It's of no use to a woman with a leak

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Speaker 1: of the bladder the size of a budgery gar who's

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Speaker 1: on a hurry to get.

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Speaker 2: To the toilet. I'm pretty sure a Mission Impossible eight

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Speaker 2: ghost protocol was all about that.

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Speaker 3: I think it might pint lose control.

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Speaker 2: Sure I can solve everything else.

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Speaker 3: Every woman, listen here, you go right on, sister,