WEBVTT - MINI: Off to Space

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. Yesterday, in the show,

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<v Speaker 1>we were talking about how NASA has a guy with

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<v Speaker 1>a really amazing chop, but he is their chief sniffer,

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<v Speaker 1>a nasal nought. He actually does sniffer anything before it

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<v Speaker 1>goes into the spaceship.

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<v Speaker 2>They call it spaceship. Some I sound like a ten

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<v Speaker 2>year I think adults say words, you know when they're

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<v Speaker 2>in the press.

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<v Speaker 1>The spaceships up into a space shuttle. Shuttle, yeah, space shuttle.

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<v Speaker 1>He sniffs everything before it goes in there. George, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're playing this from a not many talku mention about him,

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<v Speaker 1>and we didn't know that they're allowed to take a

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<v Speaker 1>little bag of personal items with them.

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<v Speaker 3>The astronauts are actually allowed to have a small bag

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<v Speaker 3>of personal belongings that usually includes things like a Bible

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<v Speaker 3>or family photos. We have an astronaut that wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>build a ship and a bottle, and so we were

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<v Speaker 3>looking for different types of glues. Everybody knows how that

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<v Speaker 3>is that, you know, it just it reeks a order.

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<v Speaker 1>I get why someone wants something to do up there,

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<v Speaker 1>because it strikes me is boring as hell.

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<v Speaker 4>The novelty you would wear off in the first couple

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<v Speaker 4>of days. Then think a day. I don't think even

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<v Speaker 4>to day. Once you've taken a couple of selfies' that

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<v Speaker 4>with that big old view and planet Earth background, what

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<v Speaker 4>are we going to do? Upside upside downright?

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<v Speaker 2>And it floats up and stuff like that?

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<v Speaker 1>You're done now, I wonder you need a hobby up

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<v Speaker 1>there to do something. So today we're gonna imagine. Then

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<v Speaker 1>you're allowed to take three things up there, right, a

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<v Speaker 1>personal item and don't worry about the size something, a

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<v Speaker 1>personal item that you really want to take up there,

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<v Speaker 1>a movie, and a snack jack.

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<v Speaker 2>What's it for you?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so I've gone through the bottom killer as well.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm taking my chest board as my personal item.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great idea.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually hours of fun to whiddle away, hopefully.

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<v Speaker 2>So just hours whittled away about the fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Hopefully one of my fellow astronauts can play chess or

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<v Speaker 4>else I'll teach them how to play.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened to the pieces? Would they space chess?

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<v Speaker 4>Good point?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 4>Some kind of vlcro chess. I'm sure that I can

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<v Speaker 4>figure that out.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to have a travel chest set that had

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<v Speaker 2>magnetic pieces.

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<v Speaker 4>No, there you go, magnets would work work well as well.

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<v Speaker 4>For my movie, I'm going to take my favorite comedy

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<v Speaker 4>of all time, Old School.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Evince Fawn of Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell will keep

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<v Speaker 2>you entertained up there.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably the movie I've rewatched the most, and I think

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<v Speaker 4>there's still plenty of It's a proper classic. And the

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<v Speaker 4>snack I assume I'm eating all the powdered bits and

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<v Speaker 4>pieces of the astronauts eat as well. But if I'm

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<v Speaker 4>going to take my own.

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<v Speaker 1>The attention you put into this, yes, you can assume that,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's fantasy.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm going to have the chocolate caramel moose from Dominoes.

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<v Speaker 4>I used to think chocolate mood from Nando's was the

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<v Speaker 4>number one chocolate moved. Chocolate caramel mood from Dominoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the turos they do as well. I really haven't.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Oh it's a Friday night treat, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 2>What's it for you? And you can't squish your kid

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<v Speaker 2>up there?

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<v Speaker 5>No, but the next best thing, that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Because there's a big sign up there.

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<v Speaker 5>I'd take it everywhere if I could. If I could

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<v Speaker 5>get like a preteen sized backpack to carry her around.

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<v Speaker 2>To break you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't wait to be around a couple of years time, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just revisit there when they become teenagers.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, a photo album wouldn't be enough, so I thought,

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<v Speaker 5>the next best thing is an actual piece of body.

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<v Speaker 5>So I could take you know how I've got her

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<v Speaker 5>umbilical cord or her baby teeth. I could take either.

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<v Speaker 2>Monkey old dry dusty umbilical.

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<v Speaker 5>Cord, perfectly natural.

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<v Speaker 2>Victims.

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<v Speaker 5>Next best thing better than a photo or a favorite teddy.

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<v Speaker 5>For a movie, I would have to go the wedding Singer.

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<v Speaker 5>Watched it again last weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>It's still good.

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<v Speaker 5>It's bad that the music love it, love it. And

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<v Speaker 5>for a snack, I couldn't go past barbecue shapes like

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<v Speaker 5>the original traditional ones, not the new thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope the Shapes Corporation listening right now. Would it

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<v Speaker 1>kill them to put a little moist towel let in

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<v Speaker 1>there that you can wipe off the shapes dust.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't get everything licked up. You get some stuff

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<v Speaker 1>that balls up on there and it creates that residue tang,

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<v Speaker 1>and you all do that wipe. Don't you wipe your

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<v Speaker 1>back of your legs or something. You can't do that

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<v Speaker 1>with this space. So you've got those big old gloves.

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<v Speaker 1>You have the shapes up there, all right, So you're

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<v Speaker 1>allowed a personal item, a movie, and a snack to

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<v Speaker 1>take into space.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you bringing up, Christian Connell Show podcast. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought you would have gone with a guitar.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yep, but.

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<v Speaker 2>It's any one with a chessboard.

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<v Speaker 1>My personal item, I would bring a notepad and pen.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I allowed that as one.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, then I could write it's not going to

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<v Speaker 4>do much on the ton no.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just for a thumb much as my thumb there

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<v Speaker 2>and ink.

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<v Speaker 4>But what are you going to write about?

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<v Speaker 2>I'd find something his next book.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I just write diary, bloody boring booklough do more experiments.

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<v Speaker 1>Press again to Jack wants to play chess again.

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<v Speaker 4>I love the idea that we're all up there together.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, So I got a note, pan and pan. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I take for my movies. I take a small

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<v Speaker 2>thumb drive with a couple of movies.

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<v Speaker 4>As you said this last time, I said, I know

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<v Speaker 4>he's gonna knew.

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<v Speaker 2>This means me ill a thumb drive that will hide

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<v Speaker 2>up my buttholes.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically one movie Elf Goodfellas got their Heat, Midnight Run

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<v Speaker 1>Paddington too, when Harry met Sally City slickuors.

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<v Speaker 5>You're off the spaceship, Yes, pick one.

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<v Speaker 2>And then a snack.

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<v Speaker 1>I would go with a I'd also go with a

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<v Speaker 1>chocolate moose. Any chocolate moose just has to be a

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<v Speaker 1>chocolate moose. I did a fresh one every day, so

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<v Speaker 1>I take up a year supply. Again, it's with that

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<v Speaker 1>thumb drive, and you would properly makes me sick with.

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<v Speaker 2>Leaking down anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Anytimes I asked me to pick a favorite movie or

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<v Speaker 1>just an album, I'd find that I'd have to bring

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<v Speaker 1>up my entire vinyl collections.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, when we were going to do albums as well,

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<v Speaker 4>I thought you'd bring a whole kit.

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<v Speaker 1>A record library up there, a separate pod, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like one of those U Hawks were just my junk.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a hoarder, all right, Janelle, good morning, get a Christian?

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<v Speaker 5>Here are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good? So you allowed three things to take up

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<v Speaker 1>into space. Okay, listen carefully, just three, all right, play properly.

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<v Speaker 1>A personal item, a movie and a snack. What are

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<v Speaker 1>you taking up, Janelle?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>For a start, my snack would be my partner's bolinas lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>Does he do anything different with the recipe.

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<v Speaker 4>Or he puts a couple of different special items in

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<v Speaker 4>the and he doesn't tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>What they are.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's absolutely beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>I made one the other day and I thought I'd

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<v Speaker 1>get fancy with it. I put a load of sweet

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<v Speaker 1>baby rays barbecue sauce. That would be young No no,

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<v Speaker 1>if you.

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<v Speaker 2>Make it taste a like basically pasta with a taco bix.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of complaints in the family. That ISoP. We

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<v Speaker 2>know you love that. It doesn't tomato sauce. It was foul,

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<v Speaker 2>all right?

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<v Speaker 1>So we got the spag ball with personal items in

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<v Speaker 1>What else is going my.

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<v Speaker 4>Other personal item?

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<v Speaker 1>I would really like to take my partner up in

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<v Speaker 1>the space, but that's probably not allowed.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, I can't take you. You can't tell your

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<v Speaker 2>other half up there, But I'll take my dog instead.

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<v Speaker 2>I can then take him for a walk up there's

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<v Speaker 2>going to walk. Yeah, that what you're doing with this?

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<v Speaker 2>Poops as well? They've done about three times a day. Dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you chucking all that out there? Space? Poop?

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<v Speaker 1>It come back down to work and it would have

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<v Speaker 1>transforund to turn meteorite.

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<v Speaker 2>Knock someone on the head.

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<v Speaker 4>So what's the last thing in the movie.

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<v Speaker 2>And the movie I can't think of what it is?

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<v Speaker 2>That the one with Tom Hanks and has.

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<v Speaker 1>This might be one of my favorite courses quite a Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you're one with Tom Hanks.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, he's only that one that Tom Hanks called.

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<v Speaker 2>That Tom Hanks.

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<v Speaker 4>Movie was more clues.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it the one where he's a little boy?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, that's the one where he's on an island.

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<v Speaker 2>That's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you come on once a week and do the

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Hanks quist where you describe another Hanksy movie?

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<v Speaker 2>Castaway would be so miserable watching, wouldn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I absolutely love it?

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<v Speaker 2>And that jog and that spag bar with random objects

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<v Speaker 2>chugged in.

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<v Speaker 4>You really love the movie that you can't name.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we're going to send you prize because this has

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<v Speaker 1>been an outstanding conversation and call thank.

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<v Speaker 4>You, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Take care now all right? Ninety four one four one

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<v Speaker 1>four three? What three things would you take into space?

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<v Speaker 1>If you listen slant, you might be thinking what he

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<v Speaker 1>went now and pets partners? You suppose this is my fault,

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<v Speaker 1>a personal item, a move at the snack. Don't worry

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<v Speaker 1>if you can't even recognize the movie we're trying and

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<v Speaker 1>guess which one you want.

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