Speaker 1: Just hoo stood to by a couple of mitches. Hello, yeah,
Speaker 1: you delease yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 2: You know, I saw aid A Nicodemo in the Westfield
Speaker 2: the other day when it was Thursday. No, when did
Speaker 2: I ask.
Speaker 1: No? Mitch Julie and Mitchell coos Hello, yeah, holloah you
Speaker 1: twenty eight year old? No more mention of the birthday.
Speaker 2: It's funny you mentioned that I don't want to keep
Speaker 2: dragging out the birthday fortnight now, but we do need
Speaker 2: to talk about what happened at my birthday dinner at
Speaker 2: some stage. This is three fucking weeks of birthday Chat now,
Speaker 2: four episodes in total, twenty.
Speaker 1: Eight You give me no my breakup got one episode.
Speaker 1: We could look that for a month.
Speaker 2: As if that's true. It came up a lot in
Speaker 2: the months that followed.
Speaker 1: Oh so now you're shaming me for being emotionally destroyed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's precisely what I was doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, to be the last mention of your birthday.
Speaker 1: If anyone met you birth or fucking days, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: blow my load.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Well, how am I gonna say coming up on
Speaker 2: Wednesday's episode? If I can't say day coming up and wind.
Speaker 1: Coming up on wedness coming up in a couple. Oh fuck, no,
Speaker 1: that's days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's hard. It'sn't a talk.
Speaker 1: Hours talking hours in seventy two hours. It sound like
Speaker 1: a military proper.
Speaker 2: Have you ever?
Speaker 1: Is it just me on the fly?
Speaker 2: Or I know?
Speaker 1: You know how when people talk in it's called something
Speaker 1: not phonetic, but the alphabet like alpha Bravo, Charlie means abc.
Speaker 2: Oh what's the word for that?
Speaker 1: It's called price, keep a genesis. No doubt you'll be
Speaker 1: able to google or.
Speaker 3: No, no, I don't know the name, but I know
Speaker 3: what you're talking.
Speaker 2: The alphabet when they say T for tango, Yes, yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: while we google you do it over the phone time
Speaker 2: sound clearer?
Speaker 1: Correct? Is it just me on the fly? But are
Speaker 1: you confident with probably A through E and then anything
Speaker 1: else is just women's names.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know any of the actual words you
Speaker 2: meant to say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm always like, oh, A for alpha, B for Bravo,
Speaker 1: and then F for.
Speaker 4: Fiona phonetic phonetic, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: Phonetic anyway, I just only know the first few D
Speaker 1: for delta and then K for Kellogg's crunchy nut.
Speaker 2: Yes, I remember once trying to read out my license
Speaker 2: plate over the phone, and I was trying to do
Speaker 2: that thing, but I don't know what they're actually meant
Speaker 2: to be. The phonetic words D for delta whatever, And
Speaker 2: the only words that sprung to mind were dirty words,
Speaker 2: because I've got quite the filthy number plate when you think.
Speaker 1: About it, what is your number plate?
Speaker 2: Well, I've shuffled it so that no one can find
Speaker 2: out in my red joves mart, I've just shuffled it
Speaker 2: and changed the numbers. But t CV twenty two d.
Speaker 2: So I'm sitting there on the phone going tick bad
Speaker 2: twenty two dick, and they're like, I beg your pardon. Well,
Speaker 2: I didn't want you to get confused, it I.
Speaker 1: Had. I'm getting an MRI next week, just my yearly
Speaker 1: check up from my KI malformation, my brain condition, and
Speaker 1: I'd get an MRI every year, and my GP gives
Speaker 1: clinical notes which is written in just you know, the.
Speaker 2: Middle of the Mr doctor's handwriting.
Speaker 1: Correct, Yes it is actually he's eligible though legible, legible,
Speaker 1: we can read it.
Speaker 2: Right quick staff.
Speaker 1: And now the lady called it. She's like, can you
Speaker 1: read the clinical notes for me? And it's just so demoralizing.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yes, headaches and dizziness after running sometimes saw
Speaker 1: head slight swelling, slight swelling of crany and mentest do
Speaker 1: you write that, marldly OBEs.
Speaker 2: I remember one time reading you know, if you want
Speaker 2: to go to the therapist and you want to get
Speaker 2: the mental health care plan thing from the GPS, it
Speaker 2: was cheaper a lot of fucking amin. I remember reading
Speaker 2: like the letters that my GP and therapists were writing
Speaker 2: back and forth. I don't know if I meant to
Speaker 2: read it.
Speaker 1: Oh no.
Speaker 2: At some point in the letter it said Mitchell is
Speaker 2: presenting body image issues, and I was like, I've not
Speaker 2: mentioned anything about body image.
Speaker 1: That's so one look at me and.
Speaker 2: Goes he can't be happy with that and wrote to
Speaker 2: my GP, yeah, he's presented with body image issues.
Speaker 1: I was like, which has clearly got a eating disorder?
Speaker 2: You now.
Speaker 3: I love reading those letters to read them always. It's
Speaker 3: beyond help pretty much just one line, We're.
Speaker 1: All fuck, that's what I took from. Okay, so we're
Speaker 1: talking about your birthday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my gym. I'll save it. Okay, specifically, mine
Speaker 2: is about your speech at my birthday dinner.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, I'll very proud of myself. I think
Speaker 1: I did very well under the pressure of the impromptu speech.
Speaker 2: We'll see. We'll see you've.
Speaker 1: Recorded it, didn't you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm such a pro, and so were you. Actually
Speaker 2: I just handed you this bloody iPhone voice memo thank you,
Speaker 2: and you kept it ten centimeters away so you didn't
Speaker 2: get the pops. I was like, cut, what.
Speaker 3: A pro I had organized, And I'm was like, I.
Speaker 2: Thought of it as it was happening.
Speaker 1: One of your friends was like, we get it. You
Speaker 1: have a podcast.
Speaker 5: Oh sorry, that was me, good one, and she would
Speaker 5: say it again, actually again, You've always said that to
Speaker 5: my g is about something that happened to me on
Speaker 5: the weekend that I thought was long gone.
Speaker 1: Like I thought we ended these things with the days
Speaker 1: of Ellen. It felt very Ellen degenerous. It happened to me,
Speaker 1: and I thought, I don't think this actually ever happened
Speaker 1: to real people.
Speaker 2: What do I associate Ellen with scissoring butch haircuts, some
Speaker 2: sort of inn ear challenge?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was, yes, really, no, no one plays an
Speaker 1: any module in my year. Prank Oprah at a bookstore
Speaker 1: got on Barnes and Noble, and pretend your pants fell down.
Speaker 2: We should do one of those. Actually, that'd be hilarious.
Speaker 2: I think I reckon Jenna if we did an any
Speaker 2: challenge with her. We put her in a scenario. She's
Speaker 2: got one air put in, we're daring her what to say.
Speaker 2: She'd become so brazen in that moment because she knows
Speaker 2: that she can't be held responsible. She wouldn't give a
Speaker 2: fuck if she's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Did you do that?
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I know it's not me talking.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: That Any technology is very expensive though, so if we're
Speaker 1: just an AirPod, it'll be right. No, because you don't
Speaker 1: want them to see you want the tiny one the're
Speaker 1: using TV. It's like it's small, it's like an eminem or.
Speaker 2: Already, look look at me. I just pop an air
Speaker 2: put in. Done. She bit her hair over. Jenna's always
Speaker 2: got a skin type ponytail. You're gonna have to let
Speaker 2: it flatter in and just pull a bit of it around.
Speaker 1: A slut strand. I remember one I said you had
Speaker 1: slutstrings and I got a message you were disgusting to
Speaker 1: Jenna today. Yes, I remember that.
Speaker 2: I don't even remember you saying that because it as
Speaker 2: he sees it. Jenna looked like a slutshatage she did.
Speaker 1: Anyway, if it's your first time, was welcome to Is
Speaker 1: it just me? Every episode we start the same with
Speaker 1: an iGEM, something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's there be
Speaker 1: the rules of the show.
Speaker 2: I've already told you what mine's about my birthday? Do
Speaker 2: you want me to rip the bandaid off and get
Speaker 2: this part over and done with? So no more birthday chat,
Speaker 2: go for it. It's like I was never born.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that would be that'd be awful.
Speaker 2: Fuck you. I saw the eyes darting.
Speaker 1: He's like awful fingers across the under the desk. No,
Speaker 1: no go hit us?
Speaker 2: All right, Kimy and Bradley? Thanks?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Was cheery speech at my birthday dinner? A load of bullshit?
Speaker 1: Wow, you really sent me up? I thought, No, I
Speaker 1: did well, give me a break. I did well. I
Speaker 1: did not start, I did not mumble. I had laughed.
Speaker 1: The crowd were going like, okay, it was a pub
Speaker 1: for God's sake.
Speaker 2: Well that's kind of the problem in me. So our
Speaker 2: listeners might remember last year for your birthday. I got
Speaker 2: put on the spot, asked to do a speech at
Speaker 2: your twenty eight through the fucked US speeches at twenty eight.
Speaker 1: It's very cheery. My mum made one cry, my dad
Speaker 1: made one sobbed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and all these people are standing around starving. Just
Speaker 2: cut the bloody cake for God's sake. Poor Carl from
Speaker 2: Bankstown standing there, her arms are starting to shake from
Speaker 2: holding this heavy fucking cake. And everyone's doing all these speeches.
Speaker 2: And Britt Hockley gets up there from the pickup and
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I was almost a little bit jealous,
Speaker 2: like why would they ask that co host to give
Speaker 2: a speech? Yeah, But then I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: I can see Mark and Michelle. They're talking amongst themselves,
Speaker 2: being like, oh we should get Mitch. I catch their eyes.
Speaker 2: I'm like, no, no, no, don't don't ask me to
Speaker 2: do a speech because I was put on the spot. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I still managed to say some nice shit about you.
Speaker 1: I think your speech was lovely. We played it on
Speaker 1: the show last year. It was nice. We don't have
Speaker 1: to replay it because.
Speaker 2: I said something like, oh, he's very loyal and has
Speaker 2: a big heart, blah blah blah, but then I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: let's fucking keep this short and sweet. There's cake to
Speaker 2: be it, of course.
Speaker 4: And then I did a sweet she did?
Speaker 2: She said I love you? I did?
Speaker 4: I said, I love you very much.
Speaker 1: That's sweet. Sorry, Then from me, did I follow that
Speaker 1: by drinking a beer off a dildo?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was fun.
Speaker 2: And so I decided to put you on the spot,
Speaker 2: much like you did to me, no warning. Just whipped
Speaker 2: out my phone, handed it to you and said give
Speaker 2: us a speech. Mate. Let's just take a listen see
Speaker 2: how we went. Yeah, because I managed to pull some
Speaker 2: nice words out on a fucking ass crack when push
Speaker 2: came to shove at your birthday. Let's hear what you
Speaker 2: said about me.
Speaker 1: You couldn't reach my ass crack because I was wearing
Speaker 1: a trench coat, Like, because you set me up for failure.
Speaker 2: Go on, let's listen.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Because I was thrown under the bus at someone's twenty
Speaker 2: eighth and forced to give a speech on the spot,
Speaker 2: I'm returning the same treatment you're up.
Speaker 1: Oh hello, everyone, how are we doing? Hands out? Who
Speaker 1: wants a clip? Who wants a dark?
Speaker 2: They're actually mocking me at this point.
Speaker 1: That's a reference to his show. Thank you all for
Speaker 1: being here doing well, Mitchell's nearest and dearest to hear.
Speaker 1: I think, why don't we all just on the count
Speaker 1: of three, scream out how much we love Mitchell on
Speaker 1: the count of three. No, and how loud this room
Speaker 1: gets is how much love there is for Mitchell. So
Speaker 1: this will be a nice way to test on three
Speaker 1: the volume of this room just doing a radio announce.
Speaker 1: You set it up twice because people didn't hear the
Speaker 1: first time. Is the amount of love for Mitchell Coombs one, two, three?
Speaker 7: Can I just say that was one person. That was
Speaker 7: one person with the loudness. The straight man was the loudest.
Speaker 7: Thank you for being here, Mitchell. We love you well
Speaker 7: said cheers to Mitchell. Everyone, Happy birthday Mitchell.
Speaker 3: That was it.
Speaker 1: I don't see anything wrong. I think I should have
Speaker 1: complimented myself at the end. Yeah, well spoken, thanks mate.
Speaker 2: So did you notice any point in that speech any
Speaker 2: nice things said about me? You were just doing crowd work.
Speaker 1: Okay, you make a good point that I didn't. I
Speaker 1: didn't really speak to your strength. No, And there was
Speaker 1: a little mocking at the star reference. I'd say to
Speaker 1: the water off, and.
Speaker 2: So you said, the amount of noise made in this
Speaker 2: moment will tell how much love there is for Mitchell.
Speaker 2: And frankly, there wasn't much fucking noise was there that
Speaker 2: was hurtful?
Speaker 1: I think, Well, you were in the room, you can
Speaker 1: speak to the love that was in my face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone was just so embarrassed for you.
Speaker 1: Were you actually upset? Both?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Actually I wasn't. But notes for next time, say things
Speaker 2: about the person you're giving a speech for.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, and why do you do a take too?
Speaker 1: Right now?
Speaker 4: You don't have to mention that you're in radio.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know why I said that because I realized that
Speaker 1: I'd set it up twice and I sounded like an idiot.
Speaker 1: And then I was I need to make a joke
Speaker 1: out of it. I was losing the room, you know,
Speaker 1: and you can sense it. I'm like, fuck, I need to,
Speaker 1: you know, talk about the.
Speaker 2: Blue once again. There was cake on the line.
Speaker 1: There was Candle starting to shout out to Nick, our
Speaker 1: friend Nick, who made that gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Part incredible, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I'm happy to I'm happy to do a
Speaker 1: take too, So welcome everyone. I'll get up on stage.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you all for being here. Calm down,
Speaker 1: Calm down. God, that crazy applause sounds like I'm a
Speaker 1: Mitchell Coomb show. Oh much better than Mitchell's been with
Speaker 1: me through the thick and the thin and the ups
Speaker 1: and the downs of my successful life and career. You
Speaker 1: are a genuine friend, one of my closest friends. I
Speaker 1: would actually say my closest friend. You know, you do
Speaker 1: know more about me than I think anyone else a
Speaker 1: little bit. I think we weren't. We work together so
Speaker 1: intimately and closely, not only his friends, but his business partners.
Speaker 1: It is like a block situation where like you're the
Speaker 1: Scott cam and I'm the Shelley Craft. I turn up
Speaker 1: for just like a couple of episodes and you're doing
Speaker 1: a lot of the heavy work and sort of the
Speaker 1: face of the brand. And I'll turn up for you know,
Speaker 1: fluff a pillow and make sure Darren Palmer's had his botox.
Speaker 1: That's the dynamic, But it works. It works. You're one
Speaker 1: of the funniest people I know. You're a loyal and
Speaker 1: fierce friend to the end, and truthfully, I know that
Speaker 1: if I ever needed advice or if I needed truth
Speaker 1: told to me, I'd come to you. Wow, it's a
Speaker 1: happy birthday, Mitchell. I do love you.
Speaker 2: Thank you. That was much better, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 4: Well, that sweet from the heart a bit offensive to me.
Speaker 1: But it's not. Your birth is January eighth, the day
Speaker 1: insurrection pt me on you started doing fourth and fourth?
Speaker 2: Can we just paint a picture of the birthday dinner
Speaker 2: by the way.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can add the fourth sense, which is
Speaker 1: stench to that birthday dinner.
Speaker 2: Yeah. People who follow me and watch my videos, you
Speaker 2: might be familiar with the prawn pong that I had
Speaker 2: to deal with because at the local bowl. I'm reluctant
Speaker 2: to use their name because I'm about to besmirch the
Speaker 2: living fuck out of don't do it, you reckon.
Speaker 1: They're clearly every dollar they make, so do not. So.
Speaker 2: The reason that my friends and I love this bowling
Speaker 2: club is because it's so tragic, so daggy. Let's just
Speaker 2: read some of their Google reviews, shall we? One star
Speaker 2: I inquired about hosting an event at this venue. After
Speaker 2: I call to clarify the details, ask them to email me.
Speaker 2: The man on the phone said, well, can an email
Speaker 2: tell you that I haven't just give me your card
Speaker 2: details love. He's got a point one star. No need
Speaker 2: to bark at customers. One star food is dreadful, one
Speaker 2: star bad attitude, rude stuff. Should only go there if
Speaker 2: you're absolutely desperate. Even then think again. So this place
Speaker 2: is horrible, but that's kind of part of the charm.
Speaker 2: It reminds me of my regional upbringing. It's just a
Speaker 2: little bit gross this place, and that's why we love it.
Speaker 1: That stuff gaslit me hard. I ordered two schnitzels for
Speaker 1: me and Stephen and chips, and they came back with
Speaker 1: the schnitzels, and I went, what about the chips. You went,
Speaker 1: you didn't order chips, And I said, you're right, I didn't.
Speaker 1: If it's not the same problem you ordered.
Speaker 2: Oh can I have the schnitzel. They just came up
Speaker 2: with just chicken. That's it. And he goes, oh, what
Speaker 2: about the salad the chips? They said, you said schnitzel.
Speaker 4: Let's say it happened to Oscar.
Speaker 2: I replied that you want the lots shorts.
Speaker 1: Pauses to order lasagna, and all the meat was on
Speaker 1: the top of it.
Speaker 2: It looked like a piece of money came inside out
Speaker 2: this lasagna. It looked awful.
Speaker 4: It was, and I think that was a special of
Speaker 4: the day.
Speaker 1: But the worst part is we get there and you
Speaker 1: said we had a group chat for your birthday and
Speaker 1: we were late.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, it's ten to fifteen minutes late.
Speaker 2: And the meat raffle had already started. Yes, the men.
Speaker 2: I was buying tickets because of the prawn pong issue
Speaker 2: I've had this night, my birthday dinner, they were doing
Speaker 2: the seafood raffle. Normally they've got goldous ristles and sausages,
Speaker 2: the breakfast tray with the bacon and eggs and shit beautiful.
Speaker 2: But this night they were doing the seafood raffle again,
Speaker 2: and I said, Sean, don't even think about it. I'm
Speaker 2: not having another issue where the prawns go off in
Speaker 2: a matter of days and my fridge stinks beyond repair.
Speaker 1: I'm with you.
Speaker 2: So I'm like, we're not going near that. We're not
Speaker 2: even going to try and get the seafood. But everyone
Speaker 2: else on the table cleaned up, including you.
Speaker 1: So I was there. I bid via the phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, someone grabbed me tickets please, I'm on my way. Yep.
Speaker 1: So one of our friends, Clay bought me a ticket, and.
Speaker 4: Two people bought your ticket, so I had two entries.
Speaker 2: Well, the two people in the group chat didn't communicate.
Speaker 2: They both bought your ticket.
Speaker 1: I was a Jordan. Yeah, someone ten dollars. If I
Speaker 1: turn up and everyone goes, you've won, and I went,
Speaker 1: oh my god. And I walk in and go where
Speaker 1: is it? And you've put it in the fridge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they've got a fridge outside purely for the meat
Speaker 2: raffle winnings. Yeah, fridge has no other purpose.
Speaker 1: No, it's also not one of those pub fridges that
Speaker 1: has glass doors, double door. It's just a whirlpool that
Speaker 1: you see in someone's garage, your hand one. That's a marketplace.
Speaker 2: Fine. So I was right next to the dirty fucking
Speaker 2: bay Marie.
Speaker 1: So I've got my prawns and lobster inside this fridge
Speaker 1: and I go great. So I enjoy the night and
Speaker 1: we party on it is it's nice.
Speaker 2: And for the idiots wondering he did turn up in
Speaker 2: the trench coat, I.
Speaker 1: Did wear a trench coat. There is a photo on
Speaker 1: the socials. Now you led me down the garden path
Speaker 1: because you said Sean will also wear a trench coat,
Speaker 1: so you'll be fine will.
Speaker 2: He always does wear trench coats and crisp attire, but
Speaker 2: for once he read the room and wore a flannel
Speaker 2: because that's more appropriate to this dag. He fucking bowling cly.
Speaker 1: Walked in, Jenny, you were there, and everyone looked at me,
Speaker 1: didn't they. You know, everyone's eating and you can hear cutlory.
Speaker 1: Then everyone sort of stops on walks. Yeah, and someone's like,
Speaker 1: inspect to gadget I looked like a dighead in my coat.
Speaker 4: Everyone just stopped.
Speaker 2: I thought it looked nice. You did stick out like
Speaker 2: dogs balls given the venue, but I think the coat
Speaker 2: objectively was nice.
Speaker 1: It is nice anyway. You won.
Speaker 2: You won the prawns and the lobster.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Then after the event, we Mitch goes, do you
Speaker 1: want to come back to our house? So I said, sure,
Speaker 1: what do I do with the browns? You can put
Speaker 1: them in our fridge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's very nice. I did say, don't you dare
Speaker 2: forget them. I'm not having these things in my fridge again.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Stephen was so excited to eat them.
Speaker 1: He said, we have to get the bronze and the lobster. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we stay yours for an hour or two. We
Speaker 1: do our thing, we leave right, we go home, We
Speaker 1: put it straight now, fridge upstairs, we go to bed.
Speaker 1: So not a lot of exposure out of the fridge. None,
Speaker 1: absolutely no, kept them cool. Yeah, it was a cold
Speaker 1: night too, so when I was traveling to and from
Speaker 1: the car and the fridge, it was cold. So the
Speaker 1: next day we go, hey, we've got nothing planned tonight.
Speaker 1: Let's go buy some pasta and we'll get some we'll
Speaker 1: make a pasta sauce and we'll make lobster saturin nice, gorgeous.
Speaker 1: We have the free lobster, so we do it. We
Speaker 1: chop it up, we added to the sauce. We make it.
Speaker 1: We enjoy it with a glass of wine. We have
Speaker 1: a little kiss. Beautiful watching a movie night is sort
Speaker 1: thought of wine. I need to picture this. It was
Speaker 1: a red wine with seafood.
Speaker 2: That's an interesting match.
Speaker 1: But Dad in the business whatever, he so enough to
Speaker 1: pay and I had a wine too, and we both
Speaker 1: had a wine. It was gorgeously cheers. We ate the pasta.
Speaker 1: We're sitting on the couch watching Scream because Stephen had
Speaker 1: never seen it. And then he starts like squirming and
Speaker 1: is everything all right? And then he's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: feel fine.
Speaker 2: Did you feel all right?
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, he's okay, all right. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to say anything because he cooked the pasta. And then
Speaker 1: I start get this like punch in my gut. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've got some pains downstairs, Like I don't want to
Speaker 1: say anything, but so do wh fuck? And then you
Speaker 1: guys says I'll go downstairs. He went to the downstairs,
Speaker 1: toll I wanted.
Speaker 2: To the upstairs for an instant. You both had the
Speaker 2: runs that bad that night, just straight out like water. No,
Speaker 2: I mean what we you think it's the bowling club's
Speaker 2: seafood right now? Do you reckon that the butchers who
Speaker 2: provide this meat are getting rid of the good stuff
Speaker 2: that they could profit from. No, they're getting rid of
Speaker 2: the ship at the end of the day that's about
Speaker 2: to go off that they have none of the plans
Speaker 2: for other than to throw out.
Speaker 4: And it was also sitting on that table for a while.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I put it in the fridge before.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, because when I went to order my stuff
Speaker 3: about or it was just sitting there and it looked hot.
Speaker 2: Because the guy that draws the numbers during the meat raffle.
Speaker 2: He's got them there on a table to come collect,
Speaker 2: and he does set that up like an hour before
Speaker 2: he starts calling the number, so they would have just
Speaker 2: been sitting there, y you bitch.
Speaker 1: Inside the heater on as I left, genuine enjoy the platter.
Speaker 1: It was very hot in there the whole time?
Speaker 2: Is it just me.
Speaker 1: Listening on Spotify? Don't forget to leave a five starting.
Speaker 2: Mate, you wait for episode two to four coming out
Speaker 2: on Wednesday, because Jenna and I are gonna blow your mind, blow,
Speaker 2: absolutely blow with what are you talking about? You remember
Speaker 2: last week you gave us a little challenge. We've got
Speaker 2: a hustle. Oh yes, Correchow promote the podcasts and an
Speaker 2: out of the box way.
Speaker 1: Yes, I mean, which I've got issues with because Mitch said,
Speaker 1: have you done your hustle? And I thought, to be honest,
Speaker 1: I did hustle. That's why we're doing this. I don't
Speaker 1: have to rehustle.
Speaker 4: No, that was an example.
Speaker 1: Well, I have rehustled, so I've double hustled.
Speaker 2: I mean, for those who didn't listen to the Wednesday's
Speaker 2: episode last week, I still believe you didn't really hustle
Speaker 2: because you played us two bits of audio. One of
Speaker 2: them a caller on your radio show said they loved
Speaker 2: the podcast. They brought it up, and then the second one,
Speaker 2: your co host brought up that you have a podcast,
Speaker 2: So you were really going out of your way to
Speaker 2: bring it up. Someone else had to raise the subject
Speaker 2: that you have a podcast, Otherwise it would have gone
Speaker 2: I mentioned I still.
Speaker 1: Had it there. I gave it the go ahead to
Speaker 1: my team. I have hustled too, don't worry. Oh so
Speaker 1: you think your hustle's better than mine?
Speaker 2: Yes, well, I'm just saying that we've gone above and
Speaker 2: beyond and you're gonna be so impressed. You gave us
Speaker 2: homework and we fucking nailed it. Why A plus gold star?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But why have you teamed up? That wasn't the challenge?
Speaker 2: We've both done one. Each teamwork makes the dream work.
Speaker 1: You're in cahoots.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, well I did mine without Jennet, but Jenna
Speaker 2: needed a bit of help.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I did another one as well.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, she did. We've been hustling out absolute
Speaker 2: clips off. You've got no idea what I hustled as well,
Speaker 2: And we'll play it to you on Wednesday? You did?
Speaker 2: You did? I did?
Speaker 7: I did?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I did, I did. I just haven't had
Speaker 1: many bites, but I did.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. It's about the effort the intent.
Speaker 1: Oh, there was a lot of effort, a lot of intent. Right,
Speaker 1: it almost got Bash doing it. But that's fine. We
Speaker 1: can talk about it. We could talk about it on
Speaker 1: Wednesday's episode. Correct, perfect, All right, shall I do? Myn
Speaker 1: is just made sure?
Speaker 2: Let's go?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Did you think pay it forwards were done? But the
Speaker 1: phenomenon of pay it forward was done like gone with
Speaker 1: the Ellen DA's. Remember when the whole pay it forward
Speaker 1: was a trend where you'd be a drive through and
Speaker 1: you'd go, you pay for your drink, you make cafe coffee,
Speaker 1: and you go, you know what, I'm going to pay.
Speaker 2: For the car behind me, like a random act of kindness.
Speaker 1: Correct, it was a massive thing in like twenty twelve,
Speaker 1: twenty thirteen, Ellen was doing it.
Speaker 2: Only the sentiment of random acts of kindness hasn't gone anywhere.
Speaker 2: That wasn't a trend, was it.
Speaker 1: No, not the random act of kindness, but the act
Speaker 1: of paying it forward, where you pray for the person
Speaker 1: behind you, and it would start to pay it forward chain.
Speaker 2: That's a certified tied US. I can't imagine you'd be
Speaker 2: getting amongst that very often. No, And has it ever
Speaker 2: happened to you where I've had the opportunity to pay
Speaker 2: for someone's.
Speaker 1: Stuff, where someone's paid for your stuff?
Speaker 2: I do? I think?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: Has it happened to you? En, Well, fucking happened to me.
Speaker 2: And no one prepares you for how awkward it is
Speaker 2: when someone pays for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's going to be sweet and you're going to go, oh,
Speaker 1: thank you. Guys, it's awkward as fuck with.
Speaker 2: The anonymous or did the person? Was the person there?
Speaker 1: So let me paint a picture for you. Steve and
Speaker 1: I are on the weekend, go for a walk around
Speaker 1: the beach in Cronulla and he goes, you want to
Speaker 1: get a juice? I'm like, great, let's go to our
Speaker 1: juice place. You have this favorite juice place. They're big,
Speaker 1: they're like eight dollars each the best. So we're walking together.
Speaker 1: Steve bucks for we can Tumeric and garlic ginger.
Speaker 6: Juice.
Speaker 1: That thanks Ginger for the immune city.
Speaker 2: That sounds lovely. It's been out of clear the science wouldn't.
Speaker 1: It's delicious, and it's one of those grossers. So inside
Speaker 1: you've got like, you know, a green grocer, you can
Speaker 1: shop fresh veggie.
Speaker 4: You're seeing local business.
Speaker 2: Yes, approach place sounds nice and.
Speaker 1: We know the staff. Out the front. There's two women.
Speaker 1: They're gorgeous and they just you stand at the front.
Speaker 1: You go, this is what I want, and they make
Speaker 1: the juice for you. So we're standing there and this
Speaker 1: man's in line, and it's very well dressed, quite handsome,
Speaker 1: like probably in his forties.
Speaker 2: Gay.
Speaker 1: Well, he's the thing. You know, normally you can tell
Speaker 1: I see where this is going. I thought to myself, oh,
Speaker 1: one of us. Maybe I don't know, but maybe he's
Speaker 1: got good skin. He's kind of glowing, yep, whatever. So
Speaker 1: Steven and I are there. He's ordering his drinks. So
Speaker 1: Steve and I kind of gossiping, and then I don't know,
Speaker 1: like laughing, and then I don't know, maybe I like
Speaker 1: hold his hand or put my hand around his waist,
Speaker 1: like there's a sign of affection. And I could tell
Speaker 1: that this guy was looking and I thought, oh god, Cornellar,
Speaker 1: it could go either way.
Speaker 2: Ah, you thought, oh, he's going to carve our scull in. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, I love living in the area, but I
Speaker 1: have been there's been some slurs thrown my way anyway,
Speaker 1: but he kind of looked nice. I'm like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is awkward. So I kept holding Stephen on the waist whatever.
Speaker 1: He grabs his juice and then I was like, next
Speaker 1: in line, gotcha and this was bright red beet root
Speaker 1: and he was sort of stood there and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is awod. When's he gonna go? Because I need
Speaker 1: to get in an order. So he keeps talking to
Speaker 1: the staff the stuff. Then go hey, boys, what can
Speaker 1: we get you? So Steve and I kind of yell
Speaker 1: over this guy we order and then she's like all right,
Speaker 1: ready to pay eighteen dollars and Stephen goes, I'll get
Speaker 1: this one, and I'm like, no, no, let me get
Speaker 1: this one. You got dinner, I'll get it. He said, no,
Speaker 1: I'll get it, and Steven goes, no, let me get it,
Speaker 1: and I go, let me get it, and I get
Speaker 1: my phone, double tap the side button to Apple Pay,
Speaker 1: and then I hear, no, I'll get it. He swipes
Speaker 1: his phone, pays for it without even missing a bead,
Speaker 1: pulls his hand away, and then just stands there like
Speaker 1: like a kid that's just done a poo on wats
Speaker 1: their mum's attention was like, I'll do it. And I went, oh,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Oh, I was shocked, went thank you.
Speaker 2: Maybe he just couldn't stand the fac thing about He's like,
Speaker 2: oh fuck me, someone just paid. It wasn't that energy.
Speaker 1: And then Stephen went oh thanks, and I went thank
Speaker 1: you so much. He went your fine boys. I went, oh,
Speaker 1: let me, can I transfer you? He's like nope.
Speaker 2: I'm like okay, and then he's stand there.
Speaker 1: That is weird and he SIPs his juice and then
Speaker 1: I kind of stand and then I'm like, at you local.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, yeah, I went for assim this morning
Speaker 1: and I went, oh, that's nice to do this often.
Speaker 1: He went, anytime I see a gorgeous cute couple, you
Speaker 1: two have warmed my heart. And I went, oh, that's
Speaker 1: so nice, straight niceing the ginger And then.
Speaker 2: It wasn't a CD it was it was cute.
Speaker 1: It was cute, but I did not know what to
Speaker 1: do with myself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because then you have to stand there with them
Speaker 2: and you're like, now, what would you like a protein ball?
Speaker 1: Thir do you get an add on or some do
Speaker 1: you want something ahead of this? Is he trying to
Speaker 1: get a three run a saved?
Speaker 2: Even from him?
Speaker 1: It was really quite odd.
Speaker 2: And so this whole idea of pay it forward, does
Speaker 2: that mean that it's like a chain mail? You now
Speaker 2: have to do it to someone else.
Speaker 1: Here's a thing, that's what I thought. I'm like, great,
Speaker 1: now I've got to do it to the next person
Speaker 1: in line. And there was someone in line. It's some
Speaker 1: old bat from Cronulla.
Speaker 2: Oh, she might be on the pension, probably saved up
Speaker 2: for that fucking exy Joe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought of this is nice. Maybe she'll just
Speaker 1: get a cappuccino or like a protein ball. And so
Speaker 1: I turn around. Grocery full. Ha, she's got a trolley.
Speaker 1: It is full. And you know, green grocers love supporting
Speaker 1: small business. But if you do in your shops there,
Speaker 1: you do it all right, like it's expensive. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: so I left, But now I'm plagued, I'm guilty. I
Speaker 1: don't feel any better. This man was nice, lingered for
Speaker 1: way too long, and it just it's just the most
Speaker 1: awkward thing in the world.
Speaker 2: So once he got to do did he stick around? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's odd.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's weird.
Speaker 1: Do you think I should just, for the sake of
Speaker 1: nicety pay it forward? Just do a pay it forward?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, next time you're at the drive through, which
Speaker 2: could be in a matter of hours, who knows, you
Speaker 2: just say when you get to the second window to pay,
Speaker 2: be like I'm going to shout the person behind me
Speaker 2: as well. But the risk is they've gotten fourteen family boxes. Yeah, yeah, correct,
Speaker 2: But you're good for it. You don't pay rent, you'll
Speaker 2: be right.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm not worried about the money. I'm more worried
Speaker 1: about what's the part of you is?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm worried about I couldn't care less. But what I
Speaker 1: do in my hands?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: What do you say? Like? What do I say? Oh?
Speaker 1: Time to pay for your coffee? Someone in front of me?
Speaker 1: All right, ready to pay? I swoop in? No, I
Speaker 1: have just done that? Like, what do you what I say?
Speaker 2: You don't cause a scene because not to bag out
Speaker 2: this guy that did something nice for you, but sticking
Speaker 2: around to soak up the glory is a bit weird.
Speaker 2: It's cute if it's anonymous, like the drive that you
Speaker 2: just pay for the person behind you. You never speak
Speaker 2: to them again, you never see them again. But you
Speaker 2: know deep down you've made their day. But if you
Speaker 2: stand there waiting for them to get all gushy and
Speaker 2: thank you, it's like, no, No, that's a bit sick,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 1: Why don't I do it? And I can record the
Speaker 1: audio on my phone? Okay, I can come back with
Speaker 1: my pay it Forward.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you might have to pay cash or a
Speaker 2: physical card because I reckon the Apple pay might interrupt
Speaker 2: the voice memo and then you won't have the recording.
Speaker 2: And if there's no proof, how do we ever know
Speaker 2: it's true?
Speaker 6: True?
Speaker 4: You could be lying.
Speaker 1: I'll have to go live on a couple of mint.
Speaker 1: That's enough of these two. Now, let's hear and is
Speaker 1: it just you? Yes, it's your chance to be featured
Speaker 1: on the show. Now. If you are on with us,
Speaker 1: you will have glory for the rest of your life.
Speaker 1: Clearly you will also get a limited edition tote back.
Speaker 2: Yes, price Kepergenna will fix you up with something nice.
Speaker 2: Is a thank you for coming on? We do this
Speaker 2: every is it just me Monday? So get thinking. Yeah,
Speaker 2: something you've noticed hat or appreciate. You can DMS at
Speaker 2: couple of mitches on Instagram, or send us a text
Speaker 2: on this number. Ah got till number when it zero.
Speaker 1: Two to nine. You know, we also will just take
Speaker 1: a story if you've got a story you want to
Speaker 1: tell us, so you think something has happened to you
Speaker 1: that you know we love, or a recommendation for the idiots.
Speaker 2: Of course we'll realize the other day, you know how
Speaker 2: you were talking about how you love video essays. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I was like, essays are so boring, sounds like shit.
Speaker 2: I realized that basically the whole structure of our I
Speaker 2: gems is an essay. Oh yeah, because remember in high school,
Speaker 2: the structure of an essay was peel point, explain example link.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So we make the statement which is Tour's speech with
Speaker 2: bullshit at my birthday, and then I explain I showed
Speaker 2: the example, and then I link back to the original statement.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I've been writing essays for two hundred and
Speaker 2: twenty three episodes now.
Speaker 1: So true. Take that, missus Moon. My anguish teacher said,
Speaker 1: I was a letterate in dyslexic.
Speaker 2: Also, if you're listening right now and you've got a
Speaker 2: just form it, I say around it with the point
Speaker 2: and the example and then link it back. There you go.
Speaker 1: All you need to do it. It is peel, just peel.
Speaker 1: All right. Well, today we're going to Braxton, which sounds
Speaker 1: completely made up. We're going to chat to Ivy.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought Braxton was the name of the person
Speaker 2: Braxton's place.
Speaker 4: I like the name Ivy.
Speaker 2: Reminds me of the drip. Reminds me of when I
Speaker 2: google Braxton because I want to see where they're from.
Speaker 2: It just brings up Braxton Hicks contractions.
Speaker 6: What is that?
Speaker 2: Isn't that when people think they're about to give birth
Speaker 2: but they're not. It's a false alarm.
Speaker 1: Let's ask Braxton. Maybe that's where they're from. What was
Speaker 1: the name Ivy from Braxton?
Speaker 6: Ivy, Hello, Ivy speaking hello.
Speaker 2: We just want to clarify something, Ivy. Where do you
Speaker 2: live Frankston, Braxton?
Speaker 6: That it's in the Hunter Valley like Upper Hunter, gorgeous spot. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's really nice. We just move there.
Speaker 2: Actually, So how close is the nearest winery?
Speaker 6: Oh be less than five minutes, Ivy.
Speaker 2: That is fuck the dream, that's dangerous.
Speaker 1: Less than five minutes.
Speaker 6: I don't drink though, because I breastfeed.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 2: Apparently if you drink a wine while breastfeeding, then it
Speaker 2: should pass through your system when you do for your
Speaker 2: next feed. I've got a photo of my sister drinking
Speaker 2: wine with a kid on a teath.
Speaker 1: Really, you're hard to do that?
Speaker 2: Well, that's how you do it, so that the wine
Speaker 2: isn't in the milk next time.
Speaker 1: It's like a brittle filter. Well, a brittle filter. He
Speaker 1: just filters it out.
Speaker 4: I'm selling a few if anyone's interesting.
Speaker 1: Enough of you all Ivy in Brankston, Are you ready
Speaker 1: to hit us with something you've noticed you hate to appreciate.
Speaker 2: Yes, I am all right.
Speaker 1: Bradley your can you in and go for it?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: A shower curtains just not it?
Speaker 1: They are the worst. I never know if they go
Speaker 1: inside or outside the tub.
Speaker 6: Like I said, I've just moved houses, and I've never
Speaker 6: had a shower that's had a shower curtain before. So
Speaker 6: I took my first shower the other days.
Speaker 2: Is it one of those bath shower things where it's
Speaker 2: a bath we have to stand up for the shower?
Speaker 1: I hate them.
Speaker 6: No, it's not. It's not got the bath, which I
Speaker 6: was actually disappointed about because I haven't had a bath
Speaker 6: in years only showers. But yeah, I was showering and
Speaker 6: the curtain is just so cold and it gets stuck
Speaker 6: to you, and no matter what I grew, it keeps
Speaker 6: like sucking towards me when I'm just trying to keep
Speaker 6: warm in the shower.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know in the corner.
Speaker 1: No, I saw a TikTok about this. It's got something
Speaker 1: to do with the hot the cold air, because there's
Speaker 1: hot air from inside the shower, cold air on the outside,
Speaker 1: and that pushes it in like it genuinely makes it
Speaker 1: suck towards your.
Speaker 2: Even the curtain it's freezing, it's tits off. It's like,
Speaker 2: let me get in the in this shower.
Speaker 1: We're just disgusting. Like I'm with you. What I hate
Speaker 1: is a shower curtain when you've got the bath section
Speaker 1: of the of the shower, you're standing in it. I
Speaker 1: don't know whether to keep it like on the inside
Speaker 1: of the bath so then the water doesn't go out,
Speaker 1: but then you kick it and you touch it. But
Speaker 1: if it's on the outside, the water just pours outside.
Speaker 2: The shower exactly, so you're not meant to do that.
Speaker 2: But then you have got this thing gripping your leg.
Speaker 2: If it's on the inside, but the water.
Speaker 6: Still gets out anyway. It's it's not waterproof, no, not
Speaker 6: at all.
Speaker 2: And that's the thing, because I've got one of those
Speaker 2: hybrid bath shower things, which I don't mind, and it
Speaker 2: feels like it should have a shower curtain because I
Speaker 2: just get water fucking everywhere, all over the bathroom floor.
Speaker 2: But then I thought, even if I had a shower curtain,
Speaker 2: I'd probably achieved the same result, fucking water everywhere.
Speaker 4: So who gives a ship exactly?
Speaker 6: Yeah, literally, And I've signed a lease for twelve months.
Speaker 6: I'm like, damn it, I've got to figure something else out.
Speaker 2: Oh it's a rental, so you can't even like tamper
Speaker 2: with it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, fucking Oh my god. Better than what
Speaker 1: I had growing up was a glass sliding door like
Speaker 1: in my shower, and it would be the worst.
Speaker 2: I hated it so much.
Speaker 1: Would get stuck, stuck this scar. I've got to the
Speaker 1: bottle of my chin into that scar. That's because I
Speaker 1: opened it on the blade and then slipped and fell
Speaker 1: and it landed on the blade.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, no, I'd be another random question from me.
Speaker 2: This just shows that I'm getting so old because I'm
Speaker 2: really excited to hear in stuff. How do you clean
Speaker 2: a shower curtain?
Speaker 6: I think you'd just replace it.
Speaker 2: I assume that sounds so fairly fuck that you just
Speaker 2: burn it. What would happen if you just took it off?
Speaker 6: Well, I just think more water would get everywhere. Probably
Speaker 6: is that our vanity is really really close to the
Speaker 6: shower and it already has water damage from the previous
Speaker 6: person that lived there, So I don't want to get
Speaker 6: it more like water damage and then have to replace
Speaker 6: a vanity.
Speaker 2: That's true, you won't get your bond backus.
Speaker 4: Then you'll have to go to Tribune and like I did, yeah.
Speaker 2: Reach out to the.
Speaker 1: Well shit, well good time. This is awful for you,
Speaker 1: but great timing because we're announcing we're extending the merch
Speaker 1: Raine to include shower so good you know, we'll send
Speaker 1: one out to you.
Speaker 2: Who wouldn't want the couple of miches cling into their
Speaker 2: legs when they're wet.
Speaker 1: I want more than my favorite podcast trio to be
Speaker 1: steering me down while I'm scrubbing up my asshole. We'll
Speaker 1: send you a toe bag, that's.
Speaker 2: All we thought. Yeah, just trying to get a sate bag.
Speaker 2: Iv thanks for coming on today.
Speaker 1: Thanks Ivy, No, thanks having me.
Speaker 2: Thanks love you all right, love your bye, love you.
Speaker 2: She didn't say it back, no time, sorry time.
Speaker 1: I sp sorry, what a sweetheart. I did check and
Speaker 1: I was wrong. She wrote Braxton, I just got rid
Speaker 1: of the end.
Speaker 2: At a glance, it looks like Braxton again.
Speaker 1: It does Braxton, Branston, Braxton. Whatever. All right, let's go.
Speaker 1: That's the show done.
Speaker 2: Everybody sure we better get out of here? Hey, we
Speaker 2: should coming up and Wednesday will talk more about my birthday.
Speaker 1: God, it's exhausting.
Speaker 2: It's done. It's done. It's done.
Speaker 1: I promise it's dumb because you're definitely not wrong about that.
Speaker 2: I said done.
Speaker 1: Oh it's done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no more birthday.
Speaker 1: Chat, all right, and then you got to hustle review yell,
Speaker 1: I'm excited for that.
Speaker 4: It's exciting.
Speaker 5: You are.
Speaker 2: You couldn't predict the things we've done to promote this podcast.
Speaker 2: It's so out of the box.
Speaker 1: Well, I did see that you posted on the socials
Speaker 1: saying we're all together because you were with contracept your diaphragm,
Speaker 1: Sam and fourth wheel Oscar.
Speaker 2: Roping a Porto Oscar chucken Oscar. Yeah, we need to
Speaker 2: settle that title. I was a bit upset that during
Speaker 2: the Misfits they went rogue and called him chucken Oscar.
Speaker 2: He signed the paper when he joined our team and
Speaker 2: it's a port Oscar. That's his title.
Speaker 3: Oscar wanted to be known as chucken Oscar and I
Speaker 3: respectly not his call.
Speaker 1: Well, I want to be known as Bette Midler, but
Speaker 1: we just can't have it, can we. Okay, Bet Midler,
Speaker 1: it doesn't actually fit me when you say that that anyway.
Speaker 2: Yes, I teamed up with the Misfits. I did, and
Speaker 2: you have no idea what.
Speaker 1: Were You've turned your back on your original co host.
Speaker 2: I don't see that as true at all.
Speaker 1: No. Wow, that's like Carrie Bradshaw teaming up with the
Speaker 1: cast of Friends.
Speaker 2: But they're not our rivals.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they're both very successful.
Speaker 1: It's clear clear we look at them in different ways.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we do. I don't see the Misfits
Speaker 2: and rivals. There's an intension about you.
Speaker 1: You know, it's my inner radio. I'm kind of built
Speaker 1: to kill. It's quite horrific.
Speaker 2: So do you have some sort of vengeful rage towards
Speaker 2: other shows in different time slots on Kids.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, if I saw Christie Swan in the
Speaker 1: street on Kids.
Speaker 2: Because the Misfits are on our podcast, they're not a
Speaker 2: rival podcast. So do you hate like I don't know
Speaker 2: Will and Woody? Yeah, do you hate them? Woody? You're right?
Speaker 1: Okay, you're right.
Speaker 2: I can literally see them right now. Yeah, I can
Speaker 2: see the vivic glass sor they're here.
Speaker 4: Let's get them in and ask uf they hate you?
Speaker 2: All right?
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Speaker 6: Is it just me?
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Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end.
Speaker 2: We don't really want people to hear this part of
Speaker 2: the episode, which is why it's a secret, because we
Speaker 2: just go a bit fair all we don't know what
Speaker 2: we're doing. Our brains switch off, cheering. Give a proof
Speaker 2: of that currently I've switched off.
Speaker 1: I switched it back on. That takes a lot of
Speaker 1: might for me to switch that thing on. I was
Speaker 1: trying so hard. I was like, it was like sleep
Speaker 1: at paralysis, sleep a paralysis, and my brain wanted to
Speaker 1: say sleep analysis because I went to my sleep doctor
Speaker 1: this week. Yeah, my sleep ap me is almost exist.
Speaker 2: Of that, Barthet, I feel like we hear a lot
Speaker 2: about that, very rarely, and he's.
Speaker 1: Like, Mitchell, I am blown away with your resent may loss.
Speaker 1: Your sleep ap miror is almost non existent. We still, however,
Speaker 1: have to continue treating.
Speaker 2: So you have it or you don't.
Speaker 1: I do it very mild. Okay, So if I want
Speaker 1: to do another sleep study, I could see if my
Speaker 1: app ner is still bad enough to quantify the machine.
Speaker 2: How much do they cost to study? Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh a study? Oh you can get them bog build
Speaker 1: get free with medi count.
Speaker 2: Because I remember I was talking you about it, I
Speaker 2: was like, I maybe should get one done because I
Speaker 2: just can't recall the last time that I woke up
Speaker 2: feeling refreshed. It's been ageous.
Speaker 1: Listen. I am an advocate for getting your sleep analyzed,
Speaker 1: because even if it's not sleep at me, it could
Speaker 1: be someone else. Yeah, get your sleep done. You can
Speaker 1: actually do at home ones now and it's not like
Speaker 1: a full you know, wiring up of the heart and
Speaker 1: the waist and the lungs and the neck and everything.
Speaker 1: You can just do like one like module on your
Speaker 1: chest and it checks everything. Oh it's pretty cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it'll be hard for Eugenet considering you sleep in the
Speaker 1: hyperbaric chamber. You don't know how they'd make that happen.
Speaker 4: I don't know, but surely there's a way.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's four Yeah, no, no doubt.
Speaker 2: So you know how we often talk about the podcast curse,
Speaker 2: how we sink a ship if we collaborate with another podcast.
Speaker 2: They wrap up. Yes, they do not continue. And we
Speaker 2: were talking last week about how maybe I'm the one
Speaker 2: with the curse because I've appeared on a few podcasts
Speaker 2: recently and they've ceased to exist, so you weren't even there,
Speaker 2: so it can't be both of us. It might just
Speaker 2: be me.
Speaker 1: And I've also been on podcasts that have not failed.
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly, not all of the ones I've been a
Speaker 2: guest on a failed, but enough that I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 2: that's not good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you also want to get repeat booking, so carefully.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to be friend of the show, you know. Anyway,
Speaker 2: So I've realized that maybe I'm the curse one because
Speaker 2: some other things have happened, not just podcast dying. People dying. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 2: for example, remember back in the day when we were
Speaker 2: figuring out our jingle for the IgE and phone number. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we were toying with the idea of the Friends theme song,
Speaker 2: and then I started rewatching Friends. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's been years. And then within that week that I
Speaker 2: started rewatching it, Matthew Perry died. Oh no, So it
Speaker 2: kind of hit home even more so for me because
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, I just started rewatching it.
Speaker 2: Now he's gone. That's so weird. Yeah. So last weekend,
Speaker 2: Sewan and I were watching that show Fakey Yes with Ashaketty.
Speaker 2: It's actually really good. That's a great recommendation if you
Speaker 2: want to check out fake And then another character pops
Speaker 2: and I said to Sean, holy fuck, is that Lynn
Speaker 2: Scully from Neighbors? And he goes, oh my god, it
Speaker 2: is too. I barely recognized her, and I said, yeah,
Speaker 2: she looks terrible. She's aged horribly. She looks one hundred
Speaker 2: at the moment. But I recognized the voice. I knew
Speaker 2: it was Lynn Scully from Neighbors, played by Janet Andrew Arthur.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, and so we start googling and this
Speaker 2: was a Saturday night. Bear that in mind. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: start googling Janet Andrew Arthur age and we're like, oh,
Speaker 2: she's seventy two. Okay, so she's getting up there. But fuck,
Speaker 2: she was so great, looked so different. And then the
Speaker 2: next day, the next fucking day, I've not thought about
Speaker 2: this woman, Janet Andrew Arthur for years and years and years.
Speaker 2: The day after I was googling her, it's announced that
Speaker 2: she passed away on Friday. Oh so I'm talking shit
Speaker 2: about her on a Saturday and then she died, saying
Speaker 2: that she looks horrible and she's age seventy two. But
Speaker 2: by this point she was already dead because she died
Speaker 2: on the Friday. But you know what, she died on
Speaker 2: the Friday. But I'd started watching the show without Sean,
Speaker 2: and then I said, oh, let's watch it on the weekend.
Speaker 2: I think you'd like this. So I reckon I killed
Speaker 2: her because I've started watching first. I can't be nostalgic
Speaker 2: because I might kill them. Yeah, like I killed Matthew Perry.
Speaker 2: You did because it had been years since i'd watched Friends,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I'm going to dip my tie back
Speaker 2: in that show. I miss it. He's dead?
Speaker 1: Can you maybe put your eyes over Jojo Seaward serious?
Speaker 2: That wouldn't mean a soaldic for me. I don't really
Speaker 2: fuck You're right, I've googled it.
Speaker 1: She died in her sleep but surrounded by her family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounded very They said she died peacefully.
Speaker 1: But how do you die by in your sleep surrounded
Speaker 1: by your family unless you're sleeping in one of those
Speaker 1: beds like Willy won't grow a chocolate factory.
Speaker 2: I think they probably knew that it was time. She
Speaker 2: had some sort of illness, which they've not clarified, but
Speaker 2: they were there with her, being like, oh, this is
Speaker 2: probably it.
Speaker 1: She's a true talent, genuine, very very sad Scully family,
Speaker 1: Oh me too.
Speaker 2: Do you remember we played her cat fight scene with
Speaker 2: Rebecca from Nahby on this podcast because it's just what
Speaker 2: it's my Roman empire. I think about it often. Scully
Speaker 2: and Rebecca. It's having a mad scrag fight in the
Speaker 2: muddle on the front lawn.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, her daughter was Holly Valance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a holy candy candy. Sorry, Rebrand Felicity and
Speaker 2: Steph Steph Scully. Yes, that was Lynn's thaughterer as well.
Speaker 1: One of the great names, Andrew Arthur. But it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not hyphenated guy, it's not Andrew. It's one where Andrew.
Speaker 2: Actually a great names, got it? It does.
Speaker 1: It's a great name. Rest in peace. What an icon
Speaker 1: of it?
Speaker 2: Isn't that just the weirdest eerie timing that that Saturday,
Speaker 2: I was googling her finding out what is her age
Speaker 2: and obviously no one had updated her bloody Wikipedia or
Speaker 2: whatever saying that she's now deceased because it hadn't been announced.
Speaker 2: But by that point she was already dead. So weird,
Speaker 2: so fucking weird.
Speaker 1: He's weird how things like that happened.
Speaker 3: Also, Fate came out a couple of months ago, so
Speaker 3: it's not like it's a total news.
Speaker 2: Shop didn't happen until I, G Did I killed Andrew?
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry to the family.
Speaker 1: Did she did she look I'm well in the in
Speaker 1: the show she didn't look well.
Speaker 2: She just looked completely different how she did her neighbors
Speaker 2: because she had really gray hair, and I was like,
Speaker 2: whoa fuck? Is this part of the character or is
Speaker 2: that what she looks like now, and so that's why
Speaker 2: we were googling. And yeah, she was all gray and
Speaker 2: a bit frail, got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that's we can put this down to
Speaker 1: a coincidence, no doubt.
Speaker 4: But she still seemed healthy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah she was. She was so good in fake.
Speaker 2: She was like, it's the same character she was litle gully.
Speaker 2: It was so cute fake because they were.
Speaker 1: Filming it in Cranella. Oh really, it was a blackwood
Speaker 1: pantry once getting coffee, and I saw Ashahkeetti gettingffee there
Speaker 1: too when they were filming down the road.
Speaker 2: Why didn't you call me immediately?
Speaker 1: I think I tried to get a photo for you,
Speaker 1: but it was all very dramatic.
Speaker 2: Yeahh the show is dramatic.
Speaker 1: Well what's it about fate?
Speaker 2: No? I feel like they've actually stolen the plot line
Speaker 2: from that whole who the fuck did I marry? Series
Speaker 2: on TikTok that I was telling you about. So she
Speaker 2: did this guy who was a pathological liar. This is
Speaker 2: fake the Ashaketti show. And I think she's a smart woman,
Speaker 2: but she buried her head in the sand. She saw
Speaker 2: the red flags and even her therapist was like, no,
Speaker 2: you need to learn to trust. This is your problem.
Speaker 2: But no, she was right. He was a fucking lie. Yes,
Speaker 2: she'd be house like he was always not turning up
Speaker 2: with really elaborate excuses, and then after a while she
Speaker 2: just was like fuck you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but the excuses he made, she would google them
Speaker 4: and that were legit.
Speaker 2: They kind of add it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So then he was gaslighting head very.
Speaker 2: They were dating for ages, like he was going to
Speaker 2: all these open houses telling it, I'm filthy rich, let's
Speaker 2: buy this really expensive property. And then she'd get attached
Speaker 2: to the idea I'm going to live here, and then
Speaker 2: at the last minute be like, no, I've changed my mind.
Speaker 2: I might look at this place and said he was.
Speaker 4: Homeless, like, no way he could have fall that lived
Speaker 4: under a boat?
Speaker 1: What no bowlers, But now I'm going to see the
Speaker 1: boat the show and go, well, there's his house.
Speaker 2: No, but they know everyone knows, watching from episode one onwards,
Speaker 2: that he's full of shit in it. Screaming at the
Speaker 2: screen as.
Speaker 4: I got very angry with Usher.
Speaker 2: It's on paramount plus, not being paid to promote it,
Speaker 2: but it's very enjoyable.
Speaker 1: I have paramount plus.
Speaker 2: I might watch and then wait till the wedding episode,
Speaker 2: that's when dead Lynn is in it.
Speaker 1: So what are you saying you've got powers beyond the grave?
Speaker 1: Do you think you have powers beyond the grave?
Speaker 2: Beyond the grave would mean that I'm dead, but I'm
Speaker 2: still You think my.
Speaker 1: Power through it? You've got powers to kill?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I never put my mind to it. I'm not.
Speaker 2: I wasn't like I'm going to kill her off.
Speaker 1: It just happens.
Speaker 2: It just happens. Podcasts people, I can't be dressed anywhere
Speaker 2: near them.
Speaker 1: We can't put you near the Mitchell.
Speaker 4: No, that's really concerning.
Speaker 1: Well, as long as Jenna and I are alive and
Speaker 1: thriving and prosperous, then you're.
Speaker 4: A grim reaper I am.
Speaker 1: Maybe you will.
Speaker 2: I can't watch Mclad's Daughters ever again.
Speaker 4: Don't you dare turn that show on?
Speaker 2: Yes, because it's every time I'm feeling nostalgic retelevision, that's
Speaker 2: when they die. Oh no, no, I can never watch
Speaker 2: it again.
Speaker 1: What else is there that you could watch?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: What what shows up he nostalgia for you? Like if
Speaker 1: you turned on Kim possible? Do you think Kim and no.
Speaker 2: Offspring?
Speaker 1: God, Rebecca, give me, we need her.
Speaker 2: I couldn't do that to.
Speaker 4: Her, and do that to her, I've still got time left.
Speaker 1: But have you rewatched anything recently? And has the starf
Speaker 1: not died?
Speaker 2: Well? I guess the bit of Mcloud's daughters. I watched
Speaker 2: that when I went to the when I went to
Speaker 2: stay at the place.
Speaker 1: True, but didn't the horse recently? Pass the horse and
Speaker 1: Mcloud's horse.
Speaker 2: I'd be surprised if any of the horses on that
Speaker 2: show were still alive.
Speaker 1: What the hell horses live for? Let me check?
Speaker 2: Good call you know that. I never once googled until
Speaker 2: after I'd adopted Isabella how long cats live. It wasn't
Speaker 2: until she was in my home and I'm cleaning her
Speaker 2: shit out of the kid litter that I went, Wait, fuck?
Speaker 2: How long am I stuck with her for?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I'm still going to have it when I'm forty, all
Speaker 2: things going well? Yeah? Should I check on her cat
Speaker 2: cam right now?
Speaker 6: Do it?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah? Horse lifespan twenty five to thirty years. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: so some of the horses could still be kicking.
Speaker 1: However, in rare cases, domestic horses have lived into their
Speaker 1: fifties even sixties. Far that's crazy. Let's do a little
Speaker 1: pop quiz round of how old do you think?
Speaker 2: Ready for horses's effort?
Speaker 1: For any animal? You give me the animal, and I.
Speaker 2: Will watch their life expect and you.
Speaker 1: Guys both lock in an answer.
Speaker 4: I want to give an animal.
Speaker 1: Well it's not that's not how the works.
Speaker 2: You're going to give the animal wrecked?
Speaker 4: Okay, say blue tongue lizard.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll do blue tongue.
Speaker 2: Listen, just an update for those who are worried sick.
Speaker 2: She's just on her little couch. She's a bella on
Speaker 2: the on the cap can. She's fine. I was a
Speaker 2: bit worried because there's been no motion detected for two hours.
Speaker 4: Is that deep and sleep?
Speaker 6: On?
Speaker 1: Show me she's a sleepy girl. You turn the mic
Speaker 1: on hood, but I don't know she's so deep in sleep.
Speaker 1: She's fine.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, are we guessing? What's the animal?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Here go?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: The first animal, ladies and gentlemen, is what is the
Speaker 1: age span of frog?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: No, you said blue tongue lizard.
Speaker 1: I reckon they.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't be long, would they, because they say they graduate
Speaker 2: quite quickly from tad polter frog, maybe like five years.
Speaker 4: I'm going to say seven.
Speaker 1: The common toad lives ten to twelve years. Fuck, I'm
Speaker 1: that crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Another one, Blue tongue lizard.
Speaker 2: Fifteen twenty four, twenty shit, Jenny, you're good at the
Speaker 2: Jenna was only slightly close to by one.
Speaker 1: That's fucked pigeon.
Speaker 2: Oh three years?
Speaker 1: Why three?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I just feel like pigeons don't age.
Speaker 2: They're or they're not.
Speaker 4: Six six is right?
Speaker 1: Can you see the screen yet?
Speaker 6: But?
Speaker 2: Wow? Another one?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a great white shark.
Speaker 4: Ooh, thirty years seventeen seventy.
Speaker 1: Mitchell has that one.
Speaker 2: Oh it seventy you joking? So there's some geriatric sharks
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 1: Sharks don't mature until twenty six years old. Female don't
Speaker 1: mature until thirty three. Oh it is hard to determine, however,
Speaker 1: thirty to over seventy years old. Wow, based on size
Speaker 1: and weight. So because they get so big, they're assuming
Speaker 1: they're that old. But they can't cut them in half
Speaker 1: and count the rings. They're not a fucking oak tree.
Speaker 2: When I was in Darwin they were telling us about this.
Speaker 2: I did one of those crocodile feeding cruisers. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: where they hold out the fucking bits of meat on
Speaker 2: a stick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did that in Queenslain.
Speaker 2: Oh it's so freaking yeah. I actually wore one of
Speaker 2: our portable microphones, thinking that Sean might film some reactions
Speaker 2: of me, but I was just so speechless. I didn't
Speaker 2: get any content. I was silent the whole time because
Speaker 2: I'm just there like, yeah, strified.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And there was this one crocodile who's like a legend
Speaker 2: in Darwin. I can't remember what it was called, but
Speaker 2: it's the fucking funniest story. It went viral at the time,
Speaker 2: where this crocodile because there's also sharks in that river
Speaker 2: with the crocodiles, a shark bit one of the crocodile's
Speaker 2: front feet off, and so by way of revenge, a
Speaker 2: couple of days later, that crocodile just ate the shark,
Speaker 2: the whole fucking thing. And there's all these pictures of
Speaker 2: it up on the bank, just eating a whole shark.
Speaker 2: Let me find it, Let me find it, Darwin, good
Speaker 2: on it. Can you google Darwin crocodile eats shark.
Speaker 1: Of course, last one quickly pelican twelve.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say twelve too.
Speaker 1: Fifteen, however, the oldest lived to forty seven. Wow, all right,
Speaker 1: what am I google?
Speaker 2: Darwin crocodile eats shark and then is it Brutus or
Speaker 2: something like that.
Speaker 5: The name was sounding like that sounds crocodile devours.
Speaker 1: Look at those photos monster croc and I remembering a
Speaker 1: bull shark.
Speaker 2: And I remember that being on the news. So when
Speaker 2: Brutus was jumping up next to the boat trying to
Speaker 2: eat the fucking meat with his one missing foot, I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm meeting a celebrity, Brutus, big fund of work.
Speaker 2: Here you go. What's this? This is the crocodile being
Speaker 2: in the crocodile the shark. You mean, yeah, so the
Speaker 2: shark ate his one of his feet and then Brutus
Speaker 2: is like, you wait, bitch, I'm coming back for you.
Speaker 4: And the thing is there's heaps of sharks there and
Speaker 4: it knows exactly which one did it.
Speaker 2: Well, we can't really prove it either way, but it's
Speaker 2: a better story if we say, yeah, he tracked that
Speaker 2: motherfucking down, give me my footback. Fuck yah.
Speaker 1: Crocodiles are terrifying. They're so dinosaur like.
Speaker 4: When you see me, literally I got to hold the
Speaker 4: stick with the chicken on it.
Speaker 1: Oh no way, how did you put your hand up
Speaker 1: for that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe the Queensland crocs are less vicious, because in
Speaker 2: Darwin they were like everyone, get back. Don't even like
Speaker 2: lean your hands on the railing of this boat because
Speaker 2: they'll come and fucking eat it off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it nearly ate the stick?
Speaker 1: Did it almost pull you in?
Speaker 4: That was behind a fence.
Speaker 2: It's horrible.
Speaker 1: I went to Australia Zoo and so Robert over when
Speaker 1: he was a kid. Do the show?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 1: I remember that.
Speaker 2: It's really weird that that family have built a whole
Speaker 2: living of getting up close in person with crocodiles. I know,
Speaker 2: imagine being born into that and you're like, I actually
Speaker 2: fucking hate crocodiles. The miracle that Bindi and Roberts share
Speaker 2: their enthusiasm.
Speaker 1: I want to be a baker. They're like, no, you'll
Speaker 1: rear this crocodile from hand, like it's a bit brutal.
Speaker 1: Its fucked all right, shall we go guys? Sure, Okay,
Speaker 1: if you want, we probably should. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, we hope this podcast made you feel at least
Speaker 2: two percent better today.
Speaker 1: That's all so, so we fucking do, and we'll see
Speaker 1: you guys in a couple of days. Thank you for listening.
Speaker 2: To catch you on Wednesday, and idiots wrap yourself in
Speaker 2: the hustling. Oh, we did good, Jen, I did.
Speaker 1: Good on my own, didn't need help from anyone else.
Speaker 1: We'll see we'll hustlers catch you on Wednesday. So are
Speaker 1: you idiots?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
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