WEBVTT - #223: PEEL 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:07.600 Just hoo stood to by a couple of mitches. Hello, yeah, 0:00:08.039 --> 0:00:12.680 you delease yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:14.840 You know, I saw aid A Nicodemo in the Westfield 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:17.880 the other day when it was Thursday. No, when did 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:18.400 I ask. 0:00:20.239 --> 0:00:26.759 No? Mitch Julie and Mitchell coos Hello, yeah, holloah you 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:29.400 twenty eight year old? No more mention of the birthday. 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:32.239 It's funny you mentioned that I don't want to keep 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:36.279 dragging out the birthday fortnight now, but we do need 0:00:36.320 --> 0:00:38.479 to talk about what happened at my birthday dinner at 0:00:38.479 --> 0:00:42.000 some stage. This is three fucking weeks of birthday Chat now, 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:44.040 four episodes in total, twenty. 0:00:43.840 --> 0:00:45.919 Eight You give me no my breakup got one episode. 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:47.720 We could look that for a month. 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:51.559 As if that's true. It came up a lot in 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:52.600 the months that followed. 0:00:52.640 --> 0:00:54.760 Oh so now you're shaming me for being emotionally destroyed. 0:00:54.920 --> 0:00:56.760 Yeah, that's precisely what I was doing. 0:00:57.040 --> 0:00:58.840 Yeah, okay, to be the last mention of your birthday. 0:00:58.840 --> 0:01:02.560 If anyone met you birth or fucking days, I'm gonna 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:03.320 blow my load. 0:01:03.600 --> 0:01:05.280 Sorry, Well, how am I gonna say coming up on 0:01:05.319 --> 0:01:08.920 Wednesday's episode? If I can't say day coming up and wind. 0:01:09.959 --> 0:01:13.120 Coming up on wedness coming up in a couple. Oh fuck, no, 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:13.640 that's days. 0:01:13.720 --> 0:01:15.240 Yeah, it's hard. It'sn't a talk. 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:18.920 Hours talking hours in seventy two hours. It sound like 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:19.959 a military proper. 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:21.400 Have you ever? 0:01:21.480 --> 0:01:22.560 Is it just me on the fly? 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:23.560 Or I know? 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:25.480 You know how when people talk in it's called something 0:01:25.640 --> 0:01:29.440 not phonetic, but the alphabet like alpha Bravo, Charlie means abc. 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:30.840 Oh what's the word for that? 0:01:30.880 --> 0:01:33.360 It's called price, keep a genesis. No doubt you'll be 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:34.119 able to google or. 0:01:34.040 --> 0:01:36.440 No, no, I don't know the name, but I know 0:01:36.520 --> 0:01:36.960 what you're talking. 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:40.360 The alphabet when they say T for tango, Yes, yes, yeah, 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:42.680 while we google you do it over the phone time 0:01:42.920 --> 0:01:43.520 sound clearer? 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:45.520 Correct? Is it just me on the fly? But are 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:48.840 you confident with probably A through E and then anything 0:01:48.840 --> 0:01:50.160 else is just women's names. 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:53.040 Yeah, I don't know any of the actual words you 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:53.640 meant to say. 0:01:53.720 --> 0:01:56.760 Yeah, I'm always like, oh, A for alpha, B for Bravo, 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:57.480 and then F for. 0:01:57.560 --> 0:02:00.040 Fiona phonetic phonetic, yes, yes. 0:02:00.200 --> 0:02:04.240 Phonetic anyway, I just only know the first few D 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:07.080 for delta and then K for Kellogg's crunchy nut. 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:10.359 Yes, I remember once trying to read out my license 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:12.640 plate over the phone, and I was trying to do 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:14.240 that thing, but I don't know what they're actually meant 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:16.440 to be. The phonetic words D for delta whatever, And 0:02:16.480 --> 0:02:19.480 the only words that sprung to mind were dirty words, 0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:21.680 because I've got quite the filthy number plate when you think. 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:22.639 About it, what is your number plate? 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:24.919 Well, I've shuffled it so that no one can find 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:27.200 out in my red joves mart, I've just shuffled it 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:31.280 and changed the numbers. But t CV twenty two d. 0:02:31.440 --> 0:02:35.440 So I'm sitting there on the phone going tick bad 0:02:35.840 --> 0:02:40.400 twenty two dick, and they're like, I beg your pardon. Well, 0:02:40.760 --> 0:02:42.360 I didn't want you to get confused, it I. 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:47.000 Had. I'm getting an MRI next week, just my yearly 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:49.480 check up from my KI malformation, my brain condition, and 0:02:49.480 --> 0:02:52.679 I'd get an MRI every year, and my GP gives 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:54.920 clinical notes which is written in just you know, the. 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:56.760 Middle of the Mr doctor's handwriting. 0:02:56.760 --> 0:03:01.359 Correct, Yes it is actually he's eligible though legible, legible, 0:03:01.680 --> 0:03:02.240 we can read it. 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:03.639 Right quick staff. 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:05.720 And now the lady called it. She's like, can you 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:09.400 read the clinical notes for me? And it's just so demoralizing. 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:14.480 I'm like, yes, headaches and dizziness after running sometimes saw 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:19.079 head slight swelling, slight swelling of crany and mentest do 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:21.360 you write that, marldly OBEs. 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:24.520 I remember one time reading you know, if you want 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:26.600 to go to the therapist and you want to get 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:28.880 the mental health care plan thing from the GPS, it 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:32.080 was cheaper a lot of fucking amin. I remember reading 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:35.760 like the letters that my GP and therapists were writing 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:37.120 back and forth. I don't know if I meant to 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:37.480 read it. 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:38.080 Oh no. 0:03:38.800 --> 0:03:41.560 At some point in the letter it said Mitchell is 0:03:41.560 --> 0:03:45.120 presenting body image issues, and I was like, I've not 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:47.720 mentioned anything about body image. 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:49.840 That's so one look at me and. 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:52.840 Goes he can't be happy with that and wrote to 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:56.040 my GP, yeah, he's presented with body image issues. 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:59.240 I was like, which has clearly got a eating disorder? 0:04:01.080 --> 0:04:01.440 You now. 0:04:03.200 --> 0:04:07.000 I love reading those letters to read them always. It's 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:11.760 beyond help pretty much just one line, We're. 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:14.080 All fuck, that's what I took from. Okay, so we're 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:15.200 talking about your birthday. 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:18.800 Yeah, that's my gym. I'll save it. Okay, specifically, mine 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:20.920 is about your speech at my birthday dinner. 0:04:21.080 --> 0:04:24.760 Oh oh yeah, I'll very proud of myself. I think 0:04:24.800 --> 0:04:27.680 I did very well under the pressure of the impromptu speech. 0:04:27.720 --> 0:04:29.280 We'll see. We'll see you've. 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:29.960 Recorded it, didn't you. 0:04:30.040 --> 0:04:32.880 Yeah, I'm such a pro, and so were you. Actually 0:04:32.880 --> 0:04:35.560 I just handed you this bloody iPhone voice memo thank you, 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:38.080 and you kept it ten centimeters away so you didn't 0:04:38.080 --> 0:04:39.760 get the pops. I was like, cut, what. 0:04:39.800 --> 0:04:43.560 A pro I had organized, And I'm was like, I. 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:44.680 Thought of it as it was happening. 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:46.200 One of your friends was like, we get it. You 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:47.120 have a podcast. 0:04:47.680 --> 0:04:51.480 Oh sorry, that was me, good one, and she would 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:53.719 say it again, actually again, You've always said that to 0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:56.880 my g is about something that happened to me on 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:58.279 the weekend that I thought was long gone. 0:04:58.279 --> 0:05:00.479 Like I thought we ended these things with the days 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:04.479 of Ellen. It felt very Ellen degenerous. It happened to me, 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:06.599 and I thought, I don't think this actually ever happened 0:05:06.600 --> 0:05:07.159 to real people. 0:05:07.160 --> 0:05:13.200 What do I associate Ellen with scissoring butch haircuts, some 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:14.440 sort of inn ear challenge? 0:05:14.920 --> 0:05:18.120 Yeah, it was, yes, really, no, no one plays an 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:21.080 any module in my year. Prank Oprah at a bookstore 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:23.200 got on Barnes and Noble, and pretend your pants fell down. 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:26.360 We should do one of those. Actually, that'd be hilarious. 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:29.320 I think I reckon Jenna if we did an any 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:31.760 challenge with her. We put her in a scenario. She's 0:05:31.800 --> 0:05:33.839 got one air put in, we're daring her what to say. 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:36.400 She'd become so brazen in that moment because she knows 0:05:36.440 --> 0:05:38.360 that she can't be held responsible. She wouldn't give a 0:05:38.400 --> 0:05:39.239 fuck if she's embarrassing. 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:40.080 Did you do that? 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:42.560 Yeah, because I know it's not me talking. 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:43.040 Yeah. 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:45.480 That Any technology is very expensive though, so if we're 0:05:45.480 --> 0:05:47.360 just an AirPod, it'll be right. No, because you don't 0:05:47.360 --> 0:05:48.880 want them to see you want the tiny one the're 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:52.000 using TV. It's like it's small, it's like an eminem or. 0:05:52.160 --> 0:05:54.160 Already, look look at me. I just pop an air 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:58.360 put in. Done. She bit her hair over. Jenna's always 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:00.680 got a skin type ponytail. You're gonna have to let 0:06:00.680 --> 0:06:03.080 it flatter in and just pull a bit of it around. 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:06.719 A slut strand. I remember one I said you had 0:06:06.720 --> 0:06:08.880 slutstrings and I got a message you were disgusting to 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:10.720 Jenna today. Yes, I remember that. 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:13.000 I don't even remember you saying that because it as 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:15.720 he sees it. Jenna looked like a slutshatage she did. 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:18.280 Anyway, if it's your first time, was welcome to Is 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:20.160 it just me? Every episode we start the same with 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:22.680 an iGEM, something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:24.920 Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's there be 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:25.640 the rules of the show. 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:27.480 I've already told you what mine's about my birthday? Do 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:28.840 you want me to rip the bandaid off and get 0:06:28.920 --> 0:06:31.000 this part over and done with? So no more birthday chat, 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:32.480 go for it. It's like I was never born. 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:35.400 Oh no, that would be that'd be awful. 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:37.960 Fuck you. I saw the eyes darting. 0:06:38.080 --> 0:06:41.200 He's like awful fingers across the under the desk. No, 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:42.000 no go hit us? 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:43.560 All right, Kimy and Bradley? Thanks? 0:06:45.080 --> 0:06:46.240 Is it just me? 0:06:48.560 --> 0:06:51.600 Was cheery speech at my birthday dinner? A load of bullshit? 0:06:53.600 --> 0:06:56.640 Wow, you really sent me up? I thought, No, I 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:59.320 did well, give me a break. I did well. I 0:06:59.400 --> 0:07:02.160 did not start, I did not mumble. I had laughed. 0:07:02.560 --> 0:07:05.360 The crowd were going like, okay, it was a pub 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:05.960 for God's sake. 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:09.200 Well that's kind of the problem in me. So our 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:12.560 listeners might remember last year for your birthday. I got 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:14.440 put on the spot, asked to do a speech at 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:16.840 your twenty eight through the fucked US speeches at twenty eight. 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:19.160 It's very cheery. My mum made one cry, my dad 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:19.960 made one sobbed. 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:23.080 Yeah, and all these people are standing around starving. Just 0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:25.400 cut the bloody cake for God's sake. Poor Carl from 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:27.920 Bankstown standing there, her arms are starting to shake from 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:32.800 holding this heavy fucking cake. And everyone's doing all these speeches. 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:35.000 And Britt Hockley gets up there from the pickup and 0:07:35.080 --> 0:07:37.680 I'm like, oh, I was almost a little bit jealous, 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:39.680 like why would they ask that co host to give 0:07:39.680 --> 0:07:41.680 a speech? Yeah, But then I was like, oh my god. 0:07:41.720 --> 0:07:44.520 I can see Mark and Michelle. They're talking amongst themselves, 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:46.640 being like, oh we should get Mitch. I catch their eyes. 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:48.200 I'm like, no, no, no, don't don't ask me to 0:07:48.200 --> 0:07:50.320 do a speech because I was put on the spot. Yeah, 0:07:50.320 --> 0:07:52.360 but I still managed to say some nice shit about you. 0:07:52.400 --> 0:07:54.160 I think your speech was lovely. We played it on 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:56.000 the show last year. It was nice. We don't have 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:56.960 to replay it because. 0:07:56.800 --> 0:08:00.280 I said something like, oh, he's very loyal and has 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:02.760 a big heart, blah blah blah, but then I was like, okay, 0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:05.000 let's fucking keep this short and sweet. There's cake to 0:08:05.080 --> 0:08:06.040 be it, of course. 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:07.360 And then I did a sweet she did? 0:08:07.880 --> 0:08:09.600 She said I love you? I did? 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:11.160 I said, I love you very much. 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:15.600 That's sweet. Sorry, Then from me, did I follow that 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:17.200 by drinking a beer off a dildo? 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:17.560 Yeah? 0:08:17.640 --> 0:08:18.800 Yes, yeah, something like that. 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:19.920 Yeah, that was fun. 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:23.440 And so I decided to put you on the spot, 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:26.120 much like you did to me, no warning. Just whipped 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:28.120 out my phone, handed it to you and said give 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:32.040 us a speech. Mate. Let's just take a listen see 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:34.319 how we went. Yeah, because I managed to pull some 0:08:34.480 --> 0:08:37.080 nice words out on a fucking ass crack when push 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:39.040 came to shove at your birthday. Let's hear what you 0:08:39.120 --> 0:08:39.640 said about me. 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:41.199 You couldn't reach my ass crack because I was wearing 0:08:41.240 --> 0:08:43.560 a trench coat, Like, because you set me up for failure. 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:45.360 Go on, let's listen. 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:47.520 Now. 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:50.600 Because I was thrown under the bus at someone's twenty 0:08:50.640 --> 0:08:52.640 eighth and forced to give a speech on the spot, 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:54.640 I'm returning the same treatment you're up. 0:08:54.840 --> 0:09:01.520 Oh hello, everyone, how are we doing? Hands out? Who 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:04.720 wants a clip? Who wants a dark? 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:06.280 They're actually mocking me at this point. 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:08.439 That's a reference to his show. Thank you all for 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:14.079 being here doing well, Mitchell's nearest and dearest to hear. 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:21.640 I think, why don't we all just on the count 0:09:21.640 --> 0:09:25.079 of three, scream out how much we love Mitchell on 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:29.720 the count of three. No, and how loud this room 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:33.599 gets is how much love there is for Mitchell. So 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:36.200 this will be a nice way to test on three 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:40.400 the volume of this room just doing a radio announce. 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:42.839 You set it up twice because people didn't hear the 0:09:42.880 --> 0:09:46.600 first time. Is the amount of love for Mitchell Coombs one, two, three? 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:51.679 Can I just say that was one person. That was 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:54.760 one person with the loudness. The straight man was the loudest. 0:09:56.600 --> 0:09:59.600 Thank you for being here, Mitchell. We love you well 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:03.880 said cheers to Mitchell. Everyone, Happy birthday Mitchell. 0:10:05.679 --> 0:10:06.040 That was it. 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:09.920 I don't see anything wrong. I think I should have 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:14.080 complimented myself at the end. Yeah, well spoken, thanks mate. 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:16.680 So did you notice any point in that speech any 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:19.640 nice things said about me? You were just doing crowd work. 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:21.640 Okay, you make a good point that I didn't. I 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:24.880 didn't really speak to your strength. No, And there was 0:10:24.920 --> 0:10:27.520 a little mocking at the star reference. I'd say to 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:28.400 the water off, and. 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:31.000 So you said, the amount of noise made in this 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:33.800 moment will tell how much love there is for Mitchell. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.719 And frankly, there wasn't much fucking noise was there that 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:37.400 was hurtful? 0:10:37.800 --> 0:10:40.480 I think, Well, you were in the room, you can 0:10:40.520 --> 0:10:42.280 speak to the love that was in my face. 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:44.559 Yeah, everyone was just so embarrassed for you. 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:47.199 Were you actually upset? Both? 0:10:47.640 --> 0:10:47.679 No? 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:51.439 Actually I wasn't. But notes for next time, say things 0:10:51.480 --> 0:10:53.360 about the person you're giving a speech for. 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:53.920 Yeah. 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:55.800 Yeah, well, and why do you do a take too? 0:10:55.920 --> 0:10:56.240 Right now? 0:10:57.040 --> 0:10:59.000 You don't have to mention that you're in radio. 0:10:59.400 --> 0:10:59.600 Yeah. 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:02.280 You know why I said that because I realized that 0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:04.640 I'd set it up twice and I sounded like an idiot. 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:06.920 And then I was I need to make a joke 0:11:06.960 --> 0:11:08.319 out of it. I was losing the room, you know, 0:11:08.400 --> 0:11:10.160 and you can sense it. I'm like, fuck, I need to, 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:11.600 you know, talk about the. 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:13.640 Blue once again. There was cake on the line. 0:11:13.840 --> 0:11:17.240 There was Candle starting to shout out to Nick, our 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:18.720 friend Nick, who made that gorgeous. 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:20.800 Part incredible, gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous. 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:23.079 Okay, well I'm happy to I'm happy to do a 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:25.880 take too, So welcome everyone. I'll get up on stage. 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:31.040 Thank you, thank you all for being here. Calm down, 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:35.199 Calm down. God, that crazy applause sounds like I'm a 0:11:35.280 --> 0:11:39.920 Mitchell Coomb show. Oh much better than Mitchell's been with 0:11:40.080 --> 0:11:42.120 me through the thick and the thin and the ups 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:46.559 and the downs of my successful life and career. You 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:49.280 are a genuine friend, one of my closest friends. I 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:53.880 would actually say my closest friend. You know, you do 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:56.280 know more about me than I think anyone else a 0:11:56.320 --> 0:12:00.160 little bit. I think we weren't. We work together so 0:12:00.320 --> 0:12:03.079 intimately and closely, not only his friends, but his business partners. 0:12:04.280 --> 0:12:06.360 It is like a block situation where like you're the 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:08.680 Scott cam and I'm the Shelley Craft. I turn up 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:11.880 for just like a couple of episodes and you're doing 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:13.439 a lot of the heavy work and sort of the 0:12:13.480 --> 0:12:15.800 face of the brand. And I'll turn up for you know, 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:19.360 fluff a pillow and make sure Darren Palmer's had his botox. 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:23.360 That's the dynamic, But it works. It works. You're one 0:12:23.360 --> 0:12:25.640 of the funniest people I know. You're a loyal and 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:28.640 fierce friend to the end, and truthfully, I know that 0:12:28.679 --> 0:12:31.240 if I ever needed advice or if I needed truth 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:34.679 told to me, I'd come to you. Wow, it's a 0:12:34.720 --> 0:12:36.079 happy birthday, Mitchell. I do love you. 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:37.800 Thank you. That was much better, wasn't it. 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:38.080 Wow? 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:45.800 Well, that sweet from the heart a bit offensive to me. 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:49.839 But it's not. Your birth is January eighth, the day 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:54.000 insurrection pt me on you started doing fourth and fourth? 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:57.600 Can we just paint a picture of the birthday dinner 0:12:57.640 --> 0:12:58.200 by the way. 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:01.679 Oh yeah, I can add the fourth sense, which is 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:03.440 stench to that birthday dinner. 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:06.839 Yeah. People who follow me and watch my videos, you 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:09.600 might be familiar with the prawn pong that I had 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:13.040 to deal with because at the local bowl. I'm reluctant 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:15.280 to use their name because I'm about to besmirch the 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:17.439 living fuck out of don't do it, you reckon. 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:20.400 They're clearly every dollar they make, so do not. So. 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:23.080 The reason that my friends and I love this bowling 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:27.280 club is because it's so tragic, so daggy. Let's just 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:30.480 read some of their Google reviews, shall we? One star 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:33.520 I inquired about hosting an event at this venue. After 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:36.240 I call to clarify the details, ask them to email me. 0:13:36.400 --> 0:13:38.400 The man on the phone said, well, can an email 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:39.920 tell you that I haven't just give me your card 0:13:40.040 --> 0:13:43.280 details love. He's got a point one star. No need 0:13:43.320 --> 0:13:47.800 to bark at customers. One star food is dreadful, one 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:50.880 star bad attitude, rude stuff. Should only go there if 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:54.720 you're absolutely desperate. Even then think again. So this place 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:56.960 is horrible, but that's kind of part of the charm. 0:13:57.200 --> 0:13:59.800 It reminds me of my regional upbringing. It's just a 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:02.439 little bit gross this place, and that's why we love it. 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:05.880 That stuff gaslit me hard. I ordered two schnitzels for 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:07.640 me and Stephen and chips, and they came back with 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:09.760 the schnitzels, and I went, what about the chips. You went, 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:11.920 you didn't order chips, And I said, you're right, I didn't. 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:14.560 If it's not the same problem you ordered. 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:16.920 Oh can I have the schnitzel. They just came up 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:19.760 with just chicken. That's it. And he goes, oh, what 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:23.119 about the salad the chips? They said, you said schnitzel. 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:25.320 Let's say it happened to Oscar. 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:28.040 I replied that you want the lots shorts. 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:30.560 Pauses to order lasagna, and all the meat was on 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:31.120 the top of it. 0:14:31.200 --> 0:14:33.400 It looked like a piece of money came inside out 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:34.840 this lasagna. It looked awful. 0:14:35.240 --> 0:14:37.440 It was, and I think that was a special of 0:14:37.560 --> 0:14:37.880 the day. 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:40.960 But the worst part is we get there and you 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:42.720 said we had a group chat for your birthday and 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:43.400 we were late. 0:14:43.480 --> 0:14:45.320 I was like, no, it's ten to fifteen minutes late. 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:47.720 And the meat raffle had already started. Yes, the men. 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:50.640 I was buying tickets because of the prawn pong issue 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:53.200 I've had this night, my birthday dinner, they were doing 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:57.160 the seafood raffle. Normally they've got goldous ristles and sausages, 0:14:57.200 --> 0:15:00.360 the breakfast tray with the bacon and eggs and shit beautiful. 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:02.680 But this night they were doing the seafood raffle again, 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:04.680 and I said, Sean, don't even think about it. I'm 0:15:04.680 --> 0:15:06.720 not having another issue where the prawns go off in 0:15:06.760 --> 0:15:09.920 a matter of days and my fridge stinks beyond repair. 0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:10.360 I'm with you. 0:15:10.480 --> 0:15:12.160 So I'm like, we're not going near that. We're not 0:15:12.240 --> 0:15:14.120 even going to try and get the seafood. But everyone 0:15:14.160 --> 0:15:16.160 else on the table cleaned up, including you. 0:15:16.440 --> 0:15:18.920 So I was there. I bid via the phone. 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:22.200 Yeah, someone grabbed me tickets please, I'm on my way. Yep. 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:24.120 So one of our friends, Clay bought me a ticket, and. 0:15:24.440 --> 0:15:26.680 Two people bought your ticket, so I had two entries. 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:29.320 Well, the two people in the group chat didn't communicate. 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:30.440 They both bought your ticket. 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:33.880 I was a Jordan. Yeah, someone ten dollars. If I 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:36.160 turn up and everyone goes, you've won, and I went, 0:15:36.200 --> 0:15:38.000 oh my god. And I walk in and go where 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:39.240 is it? And you've put it in the fridge. 0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:41.800 Yeah, they've got a fridge outside purely for the meat 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:44.240 raffle winnings. Yeah, fridge has no other purpose. 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:46.120 No, it's also not one of those pub fridges that 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:48.520 has glass doors, double door. It's just a whirlpool that 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:51.160 you see in someone's garage, your hand one. That's a marketplace. 0:15:51.360 --> 0:15:53.440 Fine. So I was right next to the dirty fucking 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:54.120 bay Marie. 0:15:54.920 --> 0:15:58.520 So I've got my prawns and lobster inside this fridge 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:00.040 and I go great. So I enjoy the night and 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:02.320 we party on it is it's nice. 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:04.200 And for the idiots wondering he did turn up in 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:05.080 the trench coat, I. 0:16:05.120 --> 0:16:06.520 Did wear a trench coat. There is a photo on 0:16:06.600 --> 0:16:09.000 the socials. Now you led me down the garden path 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:11.040 because you said Sean will also wear a trench coat, 0:16:11.160 --> 0:16:12.080 so you'll be fine will. 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:15.840 He always does wear trench coats and crisp attire, but 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:18.000 for once he read the room and wore a flannel 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:21.160 because that's more appropriate to this dag. He fucking bowling cly. 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:23.920 Walked in, Jenny, you were there, and everyone looked at me, 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:26.480 didn't they. You know, everyone's eating and you can hear cutlory. 0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:28.680 Then everyone sort of stops on walks. Yeah, and someone's like, 0:16:28.880 --> 0:16:32.200 inspect to gadget I looked like a dighead in my coat. 0:16:32.280 --> 0:16:33.200 Everyone just stopped. 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:35.240 I thought it looked nice. You did stick out like 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:37.760 dogs balls given the venue, but I think the coat 0:16:37.800 --> 0:16:38.800 objectively was nice. 0:16:38.880 --> 0:16:40.120 It is nice anyway. You won. 0:16:40.240 --> 0:16:41.880 You won the prawns and the lobster. 0:16:42.240 --> 0:16:44.240 Yeah. Then after the event, we Mitch goes, do you 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:46.640 want to come back to our house? So I said, sure, 0:16:47.040 --> 0:16:49.360 what do I do with the browns? You can put 0:16:49.400 --> 0:16:50.080 them in our fridge. 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:52.880 Yeah, that's very nice. I did say, don't you dare 0:16:53.040 --> 0:16:55.680 forget them. I'm not having these things in my fridge again. 0:16:55.800 --> 0:16:57.560