Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Jackie Boy, Hey, good morning, Patsy. Morning, Patsy reckons.
Speaker 2: She's uncovered some new big trauma I have.
Speaker 3: It's an expose, another one of my exposes. Jack, I cannot,
Speaker 3: for the life of me find any beetroot anywhere.
Speaker 2: Well, that's a good thing, isn't it, Because beetroot is
Speaker 2: disgusting and not welcome in salad.
Speaker 3: Or my lunches quite aren't the same. I do like
Speaker 3: a tuna salad for lunch, and it's highlighted with the
Speaker 3: jewel on the crown, which is about three.
Speaker 4: Or four little baby beets, just to give it the sweetness.
Speaker 2: Tune is lovely like tunea mao sweet corn gorgeous?
Speaker 5: Is a beetroot a very Australian thing?
Speaker 4: I think it is.
Speaker 5: When you add a beetroot to a burger, it becomes
Speaker 5: an ossie berger. Yes, why is that because we didn't
Speaker 5: invent the beet root?
Speaker 2: Obviously, No, no, no, no, no, you don't invent these
Speaker 2: things out Jack. I'm not sure if if you missed
Speaker 2: school you're sick that day, were first to invented? Do
Speaker 2: we invent trees here in Australia belong to mother.
Speaker 3: I can't find it anywhere. I've tried my I GA,
Speaker 3: I've tried coals, I've tried wils.
Speaker 5: I think not try more than one supermarket vegetable.
Speaker 4: It's your favorite.
Speaker 2: Ringing around going what are your broccoli supplies like at
Speaker 2: the moment, I'm just comparing the market.
Speaker 5: Just let it go, which.
Speaker 2: Is it going a pound at the moment?
Speaker 3: And I will not get it in the fresh section
Speaker 3: like Mum does her own beetroot on the stove, like
Speaker 3: you can do fresh, like make your own beats. I'm
Speaker 3: not that enthused. I just need the can stuff and
Speaker 3: I can't get it.
Speaker 2: Oh my word, any kind of vegetable get out of
Speaker 2: a can. Orything like that as well. So what are
Speaker 2: you doing with your tuna pats? You're adding beetroot to it? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: shall not make it like sour and mos word disgusting.
Speaker 4: No gives it a beautiful sweetness.
Speaker 3: I just do lettuce, a little bit of alfalfa, some
Speaker 3: cherry tomatoes, cucumber, a little bit of salad, onion, maybe
Speaker 3: some red capsicum if we've got it, little tiny bit
Speaker 3: of Italian dressing. Tuna on top. I get the that's
Speaker 3: got the Capsican tomato flavor. It's delicious. Another one, I mean,
Speaker 3: you know, just a few baits on top, and.
Speaker 5: Then you sit down to eat it at ten o'clock
Speaker 5: because you've been driving around all day looking.
Speaker 2: For saucing all the ingreas. I'm really impressed actually, with
Speaker 2: the hours that we do that you make such a
Speaker 2: big thing for lunch.
Speaker 4: Oh it's easy.
Speaker 2: There's more than three steps at lunch time. With our
Speaker 2: early starts, there's no way I'd be doing all of that.
Speaker 2: I'd get halfway through making I just start eating it
Speaker 2: and go I don't worry about the rest. Is there's
Speaker 2: enough here, and I've got the tuna, something else, something else,
Speaker 2: put it in something else and eat it.
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's easy, though, because you've got all the
Speaker 3: stuff in the crisper and you just chuck it all
Speaker 3: in a bowl.
Speaker 4: It's done in like two minutes.
Speaker 2: Yesterday, I want to make something different for the kids, right,
Speaker 2: so I thought, you know, the weather's really nice, we'll
Speaker 2: eat outside. I'm going to find a recipe and I
Speaker 2: make a really nice, some kind of Greek dinner, like
Speaker 2: a beautiful Greek sanad. Perfect but then some kind of
Speaker 2: marinade for the chicken, and want a marinade all day?
Speaker 2: So what is it? Whenever you go online now to
Speaker 2: find a recipe, you get ten thousand words or some
Speaker 2: think piece beforehand about the history of it, or they're
Speaker 2: honor that used to make it.
Speaker 5: Let me give you this website. It's called oh, look
Speaker 5: it up, just the recipe or something like that. You
Speaker 5: copy and paste the U R L and it gets
Speaker 5: rid of all Nonna's history.
Speaker 2: So it tries me nuts. When did suddenly it just
Speaker 2: start happening where they do this thousands of words about
Speaker 2: the thing you want to eat. I just I just
Speaker 2: want the recipe. I don't need the history or the
Speaker 2: origin story of where you got this from.
Speaker 5: I know why they do it as well. It's to
Speaker 5: rank highering Google. Oh is it something to do with you?
Speaker 2: More words?
Speaker 5: Like more references to what you're making, gives you more
Speaker 5: hits and then you show up hiring Google.
Speaker 2: Do you know what this? This? This this recipe that
Speaker 2: I made yesterday. It was a beautiful marinade with Greek
Speaker 2: yogurt and what was it oregano and lemon and gara.
Speaker 2: It was beautiful, but the opening lines it was at
Speaker 2: the start of Your School sac movie. It actually began
Speaker 2: the Persians knew it era. I actually started with it,
Speaker 2: going did they what do they know? How could it be?
Speaker 2: Following the line of the ancients?
Speaker 1: The Christian Show podcast.
Speaker 2: When I was making this Greek chicken recipe yesterday, I
Speaker 2: got online. Sometimes when you're making a new recipe, you
Speaker 2: have to start googling because they just mentioned something in
Speaker 2: there everybody else's chefs know about. The one week yesterday
Speaker 2: was it said cucumber then brackets seeded, And I went,
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means. What is it? They
Speaker 2: have seeds in get one with the seeds they're on
Speaker 2: they're in there. So they had to google cucumber seeded.
Speaker 2: What is that? Actually? What A timed into Google? And
Speaker 2: what is it? It's basically where you remove the green
Speaker 2: outer layer the skin, cut it lengthways and then you
Speaker 2: get a spoon. You scrape it down. The minute it
Speaker 2: gets rid of that, apparently that's too much wetness there,
Speaker 2: and then you chop that up and half it and
Speaker 2: then quarters and you put it in his salad and
Speaker 2: has a zest without them are wetness.
Speaker 5: I often do it at restaurants end up googling half
Speaker 5: the things on the menu.
Speaker 2: I don't know what is Every chick, tell me what
Speaker 2: is duka?
Speaker 4: Gorgeous?
Speaker 6: Yah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, d seeds and grains and it's beautiful, isn't it.
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You get a bit of crusty bread and some beautiful.
Speaker 2: Have it now? Sometimes I scrambled eggs with duka or
Speaker 2: duck and it's just very recent. They all restaurants have
Speaker 2: a meeting. Have you heard about duka?
Speaker 5: The Persians new every time a menu says a different
Speaker 5: cheese on it, because there's hundreds and hundreds of different cheeses.
Speaker 5: If you're just saying brackets. This is a type of
Speaker 5: cheek because the amount of times i've.
Speaker 2: An emoji blocker ches it works in all like communication
Speaker 2: now on our phones, emoji.
Speaker 5: Up the menu ninety the time. You don't know a
Speaker 5: word and you yeah, I thought it's a type of.
Speaker 2: Radio Chi was another one. I'm like radio Chai, radio cheeky?
Speaker 2: What is radio chie rio? You look like you know
Speaker 2: what's radio Chi?
Speaker 7: Don't know what?
Speaker 2: It's a D D I C H O. Yes, what's that?
Speaker 2: I thought it was an Italian footing player. I don't
Speaker 2: know what it Is that.
Speaker 4: Cheese, isn't it?
Speaker 5: I tell you it's a cheese.
Speaker 2: Is it a cheese or is it vegetable? On the
Speaker 2: producers are getting involved.
Speaker 8: Caitlin, it's a leafy vegetable, so it's like a lettuce.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, no, wonder I haven't touched this.
Speaker 2: You should only ever be two types iceberg or cos.
Speaker 5: It's more like a cabbage.
Speaker 4: No, it's beautiful. It's got a lovely how would you
Speaker 4: describe it?
Speaker 2: The reddish one? Beauty? It's a nice iceberg. Enough letters varieties.
Speaker 5: Comparing my dinner last night to all these exotic foods
Speaker 5: we've been talking about. I have every couple of weeks
Speaker 5: just get too lazy to eat dinner, and I'll have
Speaker 5: Gordy's animal shaped pasta with butter and parmesan, and that
Speaker 5: is so tasty. Why is it tasty in the normal pasta?
Speaker 2: I know, I used to love eating the young when
Speaker 2: the kids a little babies there, their dinners all warm.
Speaker 2: And also because it was like pre almost digested. It's
Speaker 2: so it's a perfect lazy man's You don't have to
Speaker 2: use your teeth that much. You can actually just swallow it,
Speaker 2: ingest it, and it is so warm and pleasing. You
Speaker 2: get why those babies are so happy after they've beate him.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good on two fell Short. Hi Christian, I thought it's
Speaker 2: my interest. You'd been married forty plus years to beautiful lady.
Speaker 2: I was her second husband. She was a widow at
Speaker 2: a very young age, and he found out a few
Speaker 2: years ago that I was born the same day, month,
Speaker 2: and year as her first husband. What are the odds?
Speaker 2: We're getting into an area, the coincidence area, which is
Speaker 2: a tricky swampy This is a good one. I tell
Speaker 2: you who he doesn't understand the concept of coincidence is
Speaker 2: my wife. My wife uses the cat one of them
Speaker 2: three catchphraises. What are the odds? Chris, And it's it's
Speaker 2: really something where any book? He would offer you what
Speaker 2: just the day? She won't, Christian, What are the odds?
Speaker 2: I bumped into my friend Kathy at the local cafe.
Speaker 2: I went. It's her local one, she go. I see
Speaker 2: her all the time. It's in between both the area
Speaker 2: where you live. It's her nearest ones. So the odds,
Speaker 2: there are no odds because it's it's ordinary. There's no
Speaker 2: reason for you to say, what are the odds if
Speaker 2: you haven't seen you in ten years? Or she disappeared
Speaker 2: off the face of the earth, what are the odds?
Speaker 2: But actually there are No, It's not unremarkable at all.
Speaker 2: All right. So yesterday I was talking about the revisional
Speaker 2: I'm doing with my daughter Lois, who's in year twelve
Speaker 2: at the moment, and I was talking about monomics and
Speaker 2: I can't even say the word right. She was going, no,
Speaker 2: it's mnemonic. You know how you remember things like at
Speaker 2: school for me in the eighties there was a lot
Speaker 2: of emphasis about Renny drilling in the coardless of the rainbow.
Speaker 2: I'm still waiting for one day someone's going to quiz
Speaker 2: me about seeing a rainburn. Go but what are the colors?
Speaker 2: And what are the order? Richard of York gave battle
Speaker 2: and I'm good to go.
Speaker 9: No manic, silent m yes, more neck, mnemonic.
Speaker 5: Who's this friend of yours?
Speaker 2: I don't know, some French, some French guy I met yesterday.
Speaker 9: What are the oddsmak, silent m yes, more neck. His
Speaker 9: voice is like a bass guitarmark, his voice like a
Speaker 9: sex toy.
Speaker 2: Silent m. Yes, he's vi.
Speaker 5: Neck and he's having a conversation with us silent.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, I got that. Yeah, all right. So this
Speaker 2: is how we were taught at school, and even in
Speaker 2: the year twelve, they're still being taught right now. What
Speaker 2: are the ones that we can remember from? I can
Speaker 2: you remember Richard of York gave back in vain? Did
Speaker 2: you learn colors of the rainbolt school?
Speaker 5: Yes, we had a character called ROYGBIV who stood.
Speaker 2: For the Is this some Roy? Is it a spin
Speaker 2: off character from the Great double Ack?
Speaker 5: Roigi Biev? Is the same thing? Red, orange, yellow, g
Speaker 5: green BIV, blue, indigo, violet?
Speaker 2: Right? What did you learn, Patty? Did you do the rainbow? No?
Speaker 3: No, I don't remember the rainbow, but I remember never
Speaker 3: eat soggy wheet, bitch northeast Southwest?
Speaker 2: And the one I learned to naughty elephants squirt water.
Speaker 2: Stop it naughty English, isn't it? Nor come on children,
Speaker 2: naughty elephants squat water trunk. Now your wife can remember
Speaker 2: one as well.
Speaker 5: She said she could. She's like, oh, I know all
Speaker 5: the US states because we sing a song to it,
Speaker 5: And so I recorded her trying to remember the song.
Speaker 10: Alla Bema Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii,
Speaker 10: Either Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Main Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missuri, Montana, Nebraska, Neverda,
Speaker 10: New Jersey, New Hampshire, New Mexico, New York.
Speaker 2: This is impressive.
Speaker 10: No, no nomber like forty.
Speaker 2: She told me.
Speaker 5: That is commiserations to the ones that.
Speaker 2: Didn't make the cut. Real what can you remember? Mnemonics?
Speaker 7: We learned maths vire Blinky Bill's arithmetic song, which was
Speaker 7: one and one A two purple kangaroo, two and two
Speaker 7: are four, possum at the door, three and three O
Speaker 7: six one bat in a figs four and four eight,
Speaker 7: platypuses late five and five ten. Oh, it's time to
Speaker 7: start again.
Speaker 2: It is amazing how this stuff sticks. It works. What
Speaker 2: a frenzy way to educate kids as well. Now one
Speaker 2: that we've all been raised with attention definite disorder.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Morning Gang Dazardly Indians abduct Roy Rogers horse once every August.
Speaker 2: That's how we were taught to spell diarrhea. All that
Speaker 2: effort to get diarrhea, spelled correctly. How often you average year?
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Peter Stone, Patty, I'm again a
Speaker 2: couple of messages about the Yeah, the Beetroots Shorters. You're
Speaker 2: onto something here for the first time ever. No, this
Speaker 2: is this is your this is your Nixon Gate. This
Speaker 2: is it. Keep going all the way putting that thread
Speaker 2: and it goes right to the top here, all right,
Speaker 2: So we're taking it back to school today and mnemonics.
Speaker 2: These are the things we were taught how to remember,
Speaker 2: certain things like for me at school to order they
Speaker 2: remember all the colors in a rainbow. Richard of York
Speaker 2: gave battle in vain, Jessica, ride your green by over,
Speaker 2: Papa Christiannomonics are still using the grown up world. Is
Speaker 2: the color the order of the chess leads on an
Speaker 2: ECG machine at work, easy electro cardio graph.
Speaker 5: And now that's an acronym. If we want to get
Speaker 5: back down.
Speaker 2: Counting. We've all got certain words we struggle to spell
Speaker 2: business and for.
Speaker 5: You necessary, I get necessary and unnecessary so wrong on
Speaker 5: text message that the iPhone doesn't even know how to
Speaker 5: work correct it.
Speaker 2: How about this then, for how to spell it correctly?
Speaker 2: Never eat chips eat salad sandwiches and remain young. Okay,
Speaker 2: never eat chips, eat salad sandwiches, and remain young. Good?
Speaker 2: Isn't it altogether like, never eat chips, eat salad sandwiches,
Speaker 2: and remain young. I'm going to test you at nine o'clock,
Speaker 2: last break. Okay, order the planets? Now? Will this be before?
Speaker 2: Don't they kick out when the planet is gone? Do
Speaker 2: you remember it was a big news sot was it?
Speaker 2: Why did the exile Pluto?
Speaker 5: I think when their telescopes got stronger, they found a
Speaker 5: whole bunch of Pluto's out there and they're like, God,
Speaker 5: there's nothing remarkable about you Pluto. Yeah, they thought that
Speaker 5: if we start counting all of them, it's too many.
Speaker 5: So that's a dwarf planet.
Speaker 2: Now, Oh, I see, so we're not interested in it. Nah,
Speaker 2: So no more mnemonic order for the dwarf planets. What
Speaker 2: about my Verra eats many jubes sitting under new plants.
Speaker 5: That's harder to remember them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so much more complicated that, Alison, that it's
Speaker 2: not simplifying anything. Good morning, Rick, Yes, good morning, Good morning, Rick.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. Soonic from school, what do you remember.
Speaker 11: Ricky had trouble spelling the letter eight.
Speaker 2: So a friend of mine told me every Indian goes
Speaker 2: hunting tigers, and Indians we use good on India for
Speaker 2: helping us learn stuff as well. Can I just say
Speaker 2: that as well, spell the number eight.
Speaker 11: Every Indian goes.
Speaker 2: And now it's more query that that was with it.
Speaker 2: I mean necessary, means means great. Thank you very much,
Speaker 2: and call mate Beth.
Speaker 6: Yes, hello, Bethy, got us.
Speaker 2: Yeah there, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. Now I'm not moving, Beth,
Speaker 2: stay still so we can hear you clearly. Beth, Thank
Speaker 2: you very much. Now, Beth, you've made up your own
Speaker 2: demonic I have.
Speaker 12: I am the twenty elements of the periodic tables for
Speaker 12: the year nine science and made up my own song
Speaker 12: for the initials so that all I had to do
Speaker 12: was remember the you know, the elements that go with them.
Speaker 12: So the song went, hey, Kelly by knapped me. Now
Speaker 12: Michael Fit's clerk car. So I just had to put
Speaker 12: each element to it.
Speaker 2: And I was the only one gun to my head.
Speaker 2: And you said that a thousand times. I'm never amending
Speaker 2: not me that's out there with Aunt Vera having lou
Speaker 2: but where she was doing I remember.
Speaker 5: That say it one more time to remember.
Speaker 2: It's not trying again, hey you nick nick me, Well.
Speaker 12: It's it's the initials h KG live B E B
Speaker 12: C N O S N E. So I just sung
Speaker 12: it in a song on the test paper.
Speaker 2: And how do you do?
Speaker 12: Hey, Kelly B big knock me now middle six o'clock.
Speaker 5: Next to you. I put my head over and say,
Speaker 5: can I move strange.
Speaker 2: Kid next to me? All right, Bet, thank you very
Speaker 2: much for your corner's good a Leanne, Now morning Leanne.
Speaker 13: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 14: I've got a much better way to remember the planet.
Speaker 2: Oh great, and this is this is the new version,
Speaker 2: so with no Pluto.
Speaker 14: Ah, well, I could probably rewrite it, but I did
Speaker 14: it back in the seventies so Pluto.
Speaker 2: Was still there.
Speaker 5: We respected.
Speaker 13: And it is many valiant Earthmen journey safely upon new planets.
Speaker 2: Many valiant earth Men journey upon new planets.
Speaker 13: You forgot safely poor seven. But yes, oh maybe it's
Speaker 13: how many valiant earthmen journey safely upon nothing.
Speaker 2: The journeying safely. Yes, gotcha, all right, thank you very much, Leah.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian, I use an old advert on your show for
Speaker 2: a day on the green to remember the two main
Speaker 2: Spanish sizers I need for hydraulic piping at work. Nineteen
Speaker 2: twenty seven are playing once and our most common Spanish
Speaker 2: sizer is needed on nineteen and twenty seven. I love
Speaker 2: that Matthew the way to I was talking to the
Speaker 2: musical notes on the right hand. Every good boy deserves
Speaker 2: free fudge. Oh we have a fudge. Every good boy
Speaker 2: deserves fudge, all right. So you can sing to win
Speaker 2: a brand new car our first of a car giveaway
Speaker 2: on the show. Rightly so. It is a classic, beautiful
Speaker 2: old Holding Commodore from two thousand and two being lovingly restored.
Speaker 2: At the moment hey cans uceeds a car you might win.
Speaker 7: It cost a fortune to Repairtta c DC covers for
Speaker 7: the chess see Christiana song win a holder.
Speaker 2: The engine turns on and it's golden karaoke. You put
Speaker 2: your own words to any song you want. You go
Speaker 2: to the Christian Oconnorshow dot com dot au, upload it
Speaker 2: there and we play them out. This is an amazing car.
Speaker 2: It is a two thousand and two golden Holden Commodore
Speaker 2: s and it'll be like a time machine. You will
Speaker 2: be back in the two thousands with the latest state
Speaker 2: of the art technology that was all the raised then
Speaker 2: in the early two thousands, we're talking about five stacker
Speaker 2: CD player. Also, we've got to customize red Shoe gold
Speaker 2: FM Genuine two thousand and two. Men ways, We've got
Speaker 2: the crook lock, the fluffy dice, AC DC seat covers.
Speaker 2: All of this will be giving away Friday on the show.
Speaker 2: You have until midnight tomorrow to get involved. Team, Are
Speaker 2: we ready to play back? New entry? All right, coming
Speaker 2: in hot, Let's go to first name. Clinton's surname Bora.
Speaker 2: This is his take on Hadaway. What is love? Now?
Speaker 2: What are you about to hear? We keep saying this
Speaker 2: is not a singing competition. Okay, it's not like idle
Speaker 2: or anything like that. But this is this guy's got
Speaker 2: he's got some issues. This is love.
Speaker 15: Golden holding, Golden holden, Norma, golden Holden, don't hurt me.
Speaker 2: Norma feels like rot the find. If I saw you,
Speaker 2: I thought it must have you. I caught like, this
Speaker 2: is my time.
Speaker 5: If we get together, I'm cheerish you forever.
Speaker 2: This is love. I really want to drive you on
Speaker 2: the way down the heaven. You stump off for pamping.
Speaker 2: He's jumping damping. This is love? Is it love?
Speaker 16: Thank you?
Speaker 2: I'll be here all week. It feels more like a
Speaker 2: sort of footy chant for the terroorce aggressive behind you,
Speaker 2: doesn't it? It felt aggressive? And also it appeared that
Speaker 2: Hadaway was had one tune, but friend Clinton was singing
Speaker 2: to another one. It's like a new game we've gone
Speaker 2: with Clinton. Thank you very much for that. Monica's take
Speaker 2: on I like aeroplane jelly Ah.
Speaker 17: I like gold old.
Speaker 2: Sold for me, I like it reading about it. I
Speaker 2: like that it's free this classic guys. Now, then what's it?
Speaker 2: Sorry that Walitica? That's true, asy mate, it's not cold.
Speaker 17: Say.
Speaker 2: I like gold and holding coldn hold and for me,
Speaker 2: that's hard. That's a big ask to get those high
Speaker 2: notes there. And you didn't want to go. Well done. Oh.
Speaker 2: This radio station, for some strange reason, plays a lot
Speaker 2: of Madonna and I think it's influenced this so one
Speaker 2: by Daniel Tonkin his take on Vogue.
Speaker 5: Come on Gold, You've gotta let me win this golden hold,
Speaker 5: and you know you can do it.
Speaker 12: I'll get holding club.
Speaker 2: Read Joe, because just try it on the week again.
Speaker 18: You have to let me.
Speaker 5: You win these wheels, give me a hand up, junity
Speaker 5: to wind back the clark like Peter Brock.
Speaker 2: Nice, I might need a steering mark.
Speaker 5: Gold, you got to let me win this golden hold.
Speaker 5: And hey, hey, hey, come on, gold, You've got to
Speaker 5: let me win this golden hold.
Speaker 2: And you know you can be very good. There's some
Speaker 2: great lines in there, Daniel Tonkin taken on Vogue and
Speaker 2: then this is from Meeker Pope. We go from the
Speaker 2: eighties and a bit more contemporary Coheen maybe by Carly Rae.
Speaker 10: From my footing, I've been swear I will if I
Speaker 10: win buying.
Speaker 2: It was a scene.
Speaker 18: It's still slow west Hell, I'll trade my so for
Speaker 18: the gold with the better and affold.
Speaker 13: I wasn't looking for this, but now I can look away.
Speaker 13: Your stair was gold and sick rims being a holding
Speaker 13: hot nights engine roaring.
Speaker 4: Well, I think I'm going crazy. Hey, I just met
Speaker 4: you and this is crazy.
Speaker 13: Hold in como when this baby it's hard to look
Speaker 13: by your pink meridies.
Speaker 2: Hold in commodo for this lady and all the other
Speaker 2: boys we try to chase me. Here's my entry. Call
Speaker 2: me baby, Mica, very much, very funny love that one
Speaker 2: Meeker Pope, thank you very much. We've got some more.
Speaker 2: We're playing an hour's time, including someone taking on Michael Bolton.
Speaker 2: How can we be lovers?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: We're talking about what if you forgotten to pack when
Speaker 2: you went away? Christian. About four years ago, we got
Speaker 2: an urgent request to send an engineer to Singapore to
Speaker 2: an attendant LNG tanker from emergency inspection, a gas compressor,
Speaker 2: all up to speed, all these terms. Yeah, as my
Speaker 2: engineers are located in Johannesburg, I had to fly via Dubai,
Speaker 2: got to the hotel and Singapore twenty four hours before
Speaker 2: the ship was due, and then realized I've forgotten to
Speaker 2: pack all the equipment I needed. They had to send
Speaker 2: a second engineer on another flight to bring my equipment over.
Speaker 2: My boss was not impressed. That's from that's from Brian Jackieboar.
Speaker 2: What's going on with you?
Speaker 5: Did you guys have on your toilet doors at home?
Speaker 2: A lock? We did have, but my wife broke it
Speaker 2: on purpose. Well she says it an accident, but I'm like,
Speaker 2: how would a lock break by accent? They don't just
Speaker 2: give up one day, and so I can't stand the
Speaker 2: fact that when I'm in there that door shut. It's
Speaker 2: an inner sanctum. I need privacy in there, it's important business.
Speaker 2: My wife has no problem just opening the door and
Speaker 2: chatting to me.
Speaker 5: Oh see, I would hate that. Last night I had
Speaker 5: the first encounter where Bianca had seen me on the toilet.
Speaker 5: No in twelve years time, first time.
Speaker 4: Serious.
Speaker 2: I suppose you've had a great run. That's a sell
Speaker 2: of a street to go because it.
Speaker 5: Is a private sanctuary. Give her the same privacy.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, And also you don't want to be in there
Speaker 2: having a chat with them. There's plopping sounds going on.
Speaker 2: But yet my wife will just go, I'm going to
Speaker 2: make a sandwich. We we can't have this conversation now.
Speaker 2: Then she had to go away and call me while
Speaker 2: I'm on the tour.
Speaker 5: I hate all of that. When you're on the toilet,
Speaker 5: when the door is closed, it should be you're in
Speaker 5: your own private respect area.
Speaker 2: Some thing's in a relationship, we need a mystique. Very
Speaker 2: hard to keep romance alive in a long running, as
Speaker 2: I say, TV series, in a long running relationships. In
Speaker 2: season twenty six, actually of my relationship with my In a.
Speaker 3: Perfect world, yes you have total privacy, but when you're
Speaker 3: a mother, absolutely not.
Speaker 4: There are times within the entire family, including the dog.
Speaker 2: Dog's in there. Yeah, the dogs will go in there chatters.
Speaker 2: We're not chatting to Sarah, but they just feel like
Speaker 2: the chat to as well. But the kids still go
Speaker 2: in there.
Speaker 5: Now, that's how it started for me last night. So Gordy,
Speaker 5: even not two years old yet, can push this door
Speaker 5: open because it's got no lock on it. So he
Speaker 5: came in for a chat.
Speaker 2: What do you want to chat about? I used the
Speaker 2: house I.
Speaker 5: Actually used as an opportunity to teach him about. I
Speaker 5: was like, oh, maybe I'll toilet train him early. So
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, I'm doing a poo, doing a boo, right,
Speaker 5: So he got bored of that and ran off. But
Speaker 5: then he didn't close the door, and I'm it's another
Speaker 5: arm's length away, so I can't really reach it, and
Speaker 5: closer you've got a time it comes in to clean
Speaker 5: her teeth and clean her tea for that in the.
Speaker 2: Air for the first time, I'm sure you're waiting the flushing,
Speaker 2: and that.
Speaker 5: For the first time in a very very long time,
Speaker 5: we felt uncomfortable in front of it. She's looking down
Speaker 5: at me like we should see this, and.
Speaker 2: You're so exposed. Yeah, it's awful. It's like peering behind
Speaker 2: the Colonel the Wizard of Oz and seeing him take
Speaker 2: a dump. It's horrible. I don't stand it.
Speaker 5: I don't even want her like or me, speaking through
Speaker 5: the door to each world like that. So I don't
Speaker 5: ever want to get to the stage where she's coming.
Speaker 2: It's coming when you get to season twenty six.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Early on today, I got an email from Phil Short
Speaker 2: and Christian. I thought, it's my interest you. I've been
Speaker 2: married over forty years. I was in season forty. It's
Speaker 2: a beautiful lady. I was her second husband. She was
Speaker 2: a widow at a very young age. I only found
Speaker 2: out a few years ago that I was born the
Speaker 2: same day, same month, and the same year as her
Speaker 2: first husband. What are the odds? This to me is
Speaker 2: to start something new on the show. What are the
Speaker 2: odds your stories that you think are incredible? Overwhelming? Odds
Speaker 2: about coincidences basically is what we're talking about.
Speaker 5: Can I give you one?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Please? All right?
Speaker 5: You know sometimes you're driving in your car and you
Speaker 5: go under a street light at night and it just
Speaker 5: turns off at the same time you drove under it,
Speaker 5: and you're like, oh, that's weird. It felt like I
Speaker 5: turned the light off. Have you ever had that?
Speaker 19: No?
Speaker 2: But already I know I'm hooked. I'm like, this already
Speaker 2: feels like a scene in a movie or something like,
Speaker 2: did you start talking to you Patty?
Speaker 5: You had that before?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, can go even better than that, if
Speaker 5: you've experienced that. I was walking under a street light
Speaker 5: it turned off, went to my brother's house, spent the
Speaker 5: whole dinner there, coming back out again as I went
Speaker 5: under the same street lamp it turned back on. What
Speaker 5: are the odds.
Speaker 4: It's probably got sensors in it.
Speaker 2: I want to like this, but the odds are underwhelming.
Speaker 5: Sorry you.
Speaker 2: Do on the collers. Okay, we're a little bit strapped
Speaker 2: for time right now. Why don't you email Christian loves
Speaker 2: reading emails. Why don't you email that story to him?
Speaker 2: Have you got a pen? Christian at Christianconnell dot com.
Speaker 5: Street lamp over the street? I don't think you're understanding.
Speaker 5: It's not a sense.
Speaker 2: It was just blinking anyway, and just random, random chance
Speaker 2: you just happened to be walking there.
Speaker 5: But what are the odds?
Speaker 4: I reckon, someone's got to see us. The light on
Speaker 4: their porch and new misstories.
Speaker 2: Energy this city, obviously mindful of wasting them having these
Speaker 2: lights a lord time is sense.
Speaker 5: It actually proves it's an amazing coincidence because you kind
Speaker 5: of even believe that someone saw a UFO.
Speaker 2: And Ridge odds. The fact that no one is offering
Speaker 2: any odds on this, all right, So what is your
Speaker 2: story for? What are the odds? Your stories of amazing,
Speaker 2: barely believable extraordinary coincidences? Nine four one four one oh
Speaker 2: four three? What are the odds?
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Coincidence definition, remarkable concurrence, Oh concurrence? When does the concurrence
Speaker 2: become an occurrence of events or circumstances without apparent causal connection.
Speaker 2: That's what we're looking for today. What are the odds?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one oh four three, Christian, I've
Speaker 2: got one for you. Shopping at Cole's two weeks ago, Yeah,
Speaker 2: someone was woking up. Old man Peter shoping shopping at
Speaker 2: Coles two weeks ago, found a box of cheesels. Already.
Speaker 2: This is shaping up to me one of the greatest
Speaker 2: stories ever talked. Shopping at Cole's two weeks ago, I
Speaker 2: found a box of cheesels that was sealed. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: get ready, what are the odds sealed yet empty? Come on?
Speaker 7: What no?
Speaker 2: No, no, no no, what are the odds?
Speaker 5: Very unlikely?
Speaker 2: It doesn't stop there. What a time she had? What
Speaker 2: a time she had? And then went picked up a
Speaker 2: chocolate bunny and the wrapping was on sideways. Then I
Speaker 2: got home.
Speaker 5: She wasn't just going through the bins at the back.
Speaker 2: Then I got home and found the icy pole called
Speaker 2: Twins that should have had two icy pole sticks, intact
Speaker 2: only had one's going on embracing my own account and
Speaker 2: I took photos and sent emails to respective companies that
Speaker 2: resulted in three complimentary gift cards. What are the odds?
Speaker 2: Naturally bought remarkable remarkable goings on in Shenanigan's nine four
Speaker 2: one four one o four three, Patsy, you strike me
Speaker 2: as someone that has a lot of stories that they
Speaker 2: believe to be remarkable coincidences.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I can't think of any coincidences. There was
Speaker 3: a girl once I wish.
Speaker 2: Centered around Supermart it was a gift shop.
Speaker 3: Might be I was buy a gift for someone, and
Speaker 3: there was this lovely young girl and I had Audrey
Speaker 3: was in the premp.
Speaker 4: She was very very young. And she said, well, she's
Speaker 4: really cute. What's her name? And I said her name's
Speaker 4: Audrey and I said, oh, my name was I was
Speaker 4: going to.
Speaker 2: So it was going to be called Audrey. She wasn't
Speaker 2: even called Audrey.
Speaker 5: It's not even worth saying. If the lady behind the
Speaker 5: cannon was Audrey.
Speaker 4: I said, ah, I said what is your name? And
Speaker 4: she goes, my name is Ruby.
Speaker 3: And I said, well, that's funny because she was it
Speaker 3: was going to be Audrey or Ruby. And then she goes,
Speaker 3: and my second name is May. And I said, you
Speaker 3: don't say Audrey.
Speaker 5: Was going to be Ruby.
Speaker 2: You actually go to me. You don't say, wow, my
Speaker 2: fair lady, what are the odds?
Speaker 5: Great segment name, but you don't say maybe even better.
Speaker 2: Producer Caitlyn came bounding in just now, But sadly the
Speaker 2: song was coming to an end. It wasn't I just
Speaker 2: say that sometimes Caitlyn sor the song was just coming
Speaker 2: to an end. Then what was that story you started
Speaker 2: telling me about Greece.
Speaker 4: What are the odds?
Speaker 8: I was in Greece, in Santa any.
Speaker 2: City, hang on with just one out of time here,
Speaker 2: I've got to go some I can't do it, Kaitlin, God,
Speaker 2: what was it?
Speaker 7: I was?
Speaker 8: I was sitting in the pool and the first people
Speaker 8: that walked past me said, Hi, how are you going?
Speaker 4: Had to chat.
Speaker 8: Turns out they're from the exact same town that I
Speaker 8: grew up from, in Tweetheads, which has only like a
Speaker 8: couple of thousand people.
Speaker 2: Best one we've had so far, No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: that is a good one. What are the what are
Speaker 2: the odds? Santorini? Santorini? Do you know where that is?
Speaker 2: Points out a month, can you? It's a long way
Speaker 2: from home, long way from home. I would have said
Speaker 2: to them, the odds, you don't say. I wouldn't have
Speaker 2: said that. Let's go to Gary. Go on and Gary, good.
Speaker 20: Morning, Christian.
Speaker 18: What are the odds?
Speaker 20: I'm actually a twin. My partner ex partner was a twin,
Speaker 20: and I have twin daughters. I'm a Gemini and both
Speaker 20: my next door neighbors. When I was growing up with
Speaker 20: both twins.
Speaker 2: You are surrounded by a twin world certainly.
Speaker 20: I am twin power activated.
Speaker 2: Another feature name trim power.
Speaker 5: But Gary, is it more likely you'll have twins when
Speaker 5: you are a twin?
Speaker 20: No, I have had twins. I've got twin daughters.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, that's what I'm saying. I think a twin is
Speaker 5: more likely to have twins when they give birth, more
Speaker 5: than likely.
Speaker 20: And when they went to primary school. They're actually in
Speaker 20: the local paper that there was actually eight sets of
Speaker 20: twins when they started primary.
Speaker 2: School in the same year or just in that little
Speaker 2: school when I started.
Speaker 20: When I started primary school, there was eight sets of twins,
Speaker 20: and they made it into the local paper and they
Speaker 20: ended up having twin boyfriends in primary school.
Speaker 2: Wow, Gary, thank you very much. What are the odds?
Speaker 6: Gary?
Speaker 20: Double?
Speaker 2: I love Gary's good. Here we go ahead.
Speaker 16: Jody, Yeah, high Christian?
Speaker 13: How are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What are the odds? Jody? What are the odds?
Speaker 2: What are the odds?
Speaker 14: My name is Jody.
Speaker 13: I work in a call center. My customer that came
Speaker 13: through was called Jody, and I had to transfer through
Speaker 13: to another agent that was also called Jody.
Speaker 2: How dare you Jack just put his thumbs down like that,
Speaker 2: I'm giving a other thumbs up. One of the best
Speaker 2: famous Jody would speak to God the light you're not
Speaker 2: going to be on. Put her through you tell her
Speaker 2: Jody Joy, Jody power activating, Power Activated.
Speaker 5: It's called I speak to twenty thirty callers a day.
Speaker 5: Eventually I'm going to get a jack.
Speaker 4: And I go, oh, of the morning. Not all like
Speaker 4: in one conversation.
Speaker 2: No exactly, No, not on the same phone, no exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what are the odds?
Speaker 11: What are the odds?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Jody called him a sponsor. Today is going
Speaker 2: very well. Uh, it's got a Tony here, Tony.
Speaker 17: Morning, Christian, Tony here, good?
Speaker 2: Thanks are What are the odds.
Speaker 17: That I met a stranger? And it turns out that
Speaker 17: my father delivered him as a baby.
Speaker 4: Oh well, it's got a case bumps are or how
Speaker 4: did you did you even find that out?
Speaker 17: So I found a cycling to work and I picked
Speaker 17: up a bike computer that fallen off a bike and
Speaker 17: tracked down the street that the owner lived in. And
Speaker 17: I turned up there later in the day and was
Speaker 17: about to start knocking on doors saying, you know, in
Speaker 17: certain name of my computer's owner here. And I found
Speaker 17: the guy straight up, and he was fairly pleased that
Speaker 17: I had found it and given it back to him.
Speaker 12: We started talking.
Speaker 17: We grew up in the same small country town in Victoria.
Speaker 17: It turns out that my dad was their local GP,
Speaker 17: and given the age difference, it turned out that my dad,
Speaker 17: as the doctor, had delivered him as a baby.
Speaker 2: This is a great lie. This is and also what
Speaker 2: is what a good guy you are? Actually got all
Speaker 2: that effort to try and reunite the computer with somebody.
Speaker 11: Well it was.
Speaker 17: It's funny that because it was better than mine, so
Speaker 17: I should have swapped them out.
Speaker 2: This is your computer. Wait, no, this is a spect
Speaker 2: from the turn of the century. Someone you dropped, Tony.
Speaker 2: I love that, Tony. Thank you very much. Your story
Speaker 2: it is coming. These are remarkable. What are the odds?
Speaker 2: What have you got for us?
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good morning Christian. What are the odds? I've lived in
Speaker 2: Victoria for most of my adult life. I walked into
Speaker 2: a work meeting in Hobart, that's to travel there for work.
Speaker 2: First time I've been in the Hobart my whole life.
Speaker 2: One of the people in the meeting, whom I have
Speaker 2: never met us spoken to before, said to me, you
Speaker 2: are Harry Fisher's granddaughter. Still to this day. No, I
Speaker 2: don't know how they got that right for meeting me.
Speaker 2: Good Lordie. Now this is a story for the ages.
Speaker 2: My friend, there is this tough movie to Adrel. You
Speaker 2: are excuse me, you are.
Speaker 5: To skip the viewing of Harry Fisher's daughter.
Speaker 2: No, it's called Argue Harry Fisher's daughter. This is incredible. Well,
Speaker 2: wife one enjoyed that. Now, what are the Tasmanian odds?
Speaker 2: This is incredible stuff, some of these stories coming through
Speaker 2: of amazing coincidence today? For what are the odds? Christian?
Speaker 2: By the way, non identical twins are hereditary, not identical twins, Christian.
Speaker 2: One of the odds. I worked with a guy called John.
Speaker 2: We both found out our birthdays were on the same day.
Speaker 2: He was from South Australia. I told him, what's funny?
Speaker 2: I was born in Essay. We then worked out we
Speaker 2: were both born in the same hospital on the same day. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what are the odds? Christian? My name is Daniel. Five
Speaker 2: years ago I had to have surgery on my ankle.
Speaker 2: There were not one, not two, not three four Daniels
Speaker 2: in the operating surgery. Me, the surgeon, ne anethetist, Daniel,
Speaker 2: the theater tech and myself when anyone said, Daniel, we're.
Speaker 5: All around the odds, but make sure the doctor one definitely.
Speaker 2: Sty Thirty years ago, my dad was flying back to
Speaker 2: New Zealand to visit his parents. He starts channing to
Speaker 2: the person next from halfway to New Zealand, and then
Speaker 2: he found out this was his best friend that he
Speaker 2: went to school with forty years. The chat Pete, I
Speaker 2: can spot an old friend I haven't seen four years.
Speaker 2: Track away and go Toby, I want change. Yeah, yeah, hang,
Speaker 2: I know man. What are the odds? Christian one of
Speaker 2: the odds. A friend of mine has had four daughters,
Speaker 2: all born naturally, and each has been born on the
Speaker 2: twenty third each day, just in different months. No, what
Speaker 2: are the odds? Twenty thirty eleventh if you want to
Speaker 2: plan a twenty third the third, twenty third of the fourth,
Speaker 2: and twenty third of the seventh. Bingo, Christian one of
Speaker 2: the odds. And many years ago my grandfather's card. This
Speaker 2: is incredible. My grandfather's car was stolen from a shopping
Speaker 2: center at Christmas and a few days later was left
Speaker 2: outside by Auntie's house. It turns out the people that
Speaker 2: stole it lived around the corner from her and had
Speaker 2: parked the car there to avoid parking outside their own
Speaker 2: home with master criminals here not knowing it outside the
Speaker 2: daughter of the man they stole that brilliant What are
Speaker 2: the odds, Cassie, That's genuinely a great one. Let's get
Speaker 2: to Maggie now. Good morning, Maggie, Good.
Speaker 13: Morning, guys.
Speaker 16: What are the odds?
Speaker 14: My parents sent me a birthday card one year and
Speaker 14: they've been separated since I was like four years old,
Speaker 14: and it was the same card.
Speaker 2: Wow, that is pretty incredible.
Speaker 6: What are you card?
Speaker 14: I think it's really quay because I haven't spoken to
Speaker 14: each other for that long.
Speaker 2: Wow. Wh I love that, Maggie. All right, thanks you story, Maggie,
Speaker 2: have a good day.
Speaker 14: Thank you you two guys.
Speaker 11: William, thank god it was one of the odds. I
Speaker 11: bought some golf toubs a couple of years ago through
Speaker 11: a gum tree in my Clearia.
Speaker 19: I was selling them, which the clubs that I actually
Speaker 19: wanted was the same name as me.
Speaker 18: William, you put this one through.
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 5: What there would there would be a few Williams around.
Speaker 18: Yeah, but he's still going.
Speaker 2: To be getting the gold clubs bill to Bill, who's
Speaker 2: paying the bill.
Speaker 6: Exactly right.
Speaker 2: Yeap, thank you you gave it something. Thank you, William.
Speaker 2: Extraordinary story. That is that is pretty extraordinary. What are
Speaker 2: the odds? My name, your name, your clubs? Fates put
Speaker 2: us together? Hang a minute, having Fisher's granddaughter, What are
Speaker 2: the odds?
Speaker 11: Matt hey, Christian Jack, what are the odds?
Speaker 19: My wife, I'm at twenty seven years ago in different
Speaker 19: we live in different towns. We decided we better get
Speaker 19: the fathers to sort of meet, so we organized. They
Speaker 19: went on the off Dave for return servicemen and they
Speaker 19: had to put their registration numbers and army numbers in
Speaker 19: and they are following numbers.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is incredible.
Speaker 20: What are the odds?
Speaker 5: So does that mean they would have been enlisted together.
Speaker 19: They enlisted at the same time, and yeah, their service
Speaker 19: numbers were following numbers one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Speaker 2: Wow, we love that. That's a great one. What are
Speaker 2: the odds? Thank you very much? What are the odds?
Speaker 16: Thanks?
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcasts, Christian.
Speaker 2: What are the odds? My car broke down in the
Speaker 2: Mechanics car park? Well, were you driving it to get repaired? Odds?
Speaker 2: On certain? All right, this is coming off for eight
Speaker 2: minutes past day Wednesday morning time for this week's week
Speaker 2: is clean to fame a business like show business.
Speaker 13: My beautiful mam to your friend has been with John
Speaker 13: Fanon's electrician.
Speaker 11: Gary and.
Speaker 16: For hitting your lives Braham. My mum's auntie's cousin is
Speaker 16: Joe Camire.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's weakest claim to fame.
Speaker 2: Great to hear the throbo. I've forgot about the caffy
Speaker 2: ablette junior. It was the was it a double pram?
Speaker 5: It's in a packed cafe.
Speaker 2: Very good at getting timball. But it's a test for
Speaker 2: any great form of footy. You legend, isn't it? All right?
Speaker 2: So weakest claim to fame, No claim to fame is
Speaker 2: too weak for us. What have you got to share
Speaker 2: with us? On nine four one four one o four three?
Speaker 2: First up, we have Peter.
Speaker 16: Yes, good morning, Christian. How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good, Welcome to show, Peter. So what is your
Speaker 2: week claim to fame?
Speaker 11: All right?
Speaker 16: Well, my weakest claim to fame is I hold Danny
Speaker 16: and Kylie as babies in my arms.
Speaker 2: Okay, delivered you delivered them?
Speaker 16: No, I didn't.
Speaker 2: What you're doing with the baby notes.
Speaker 16: So, I grew up in a children's home, and during
Speaker 16: the school and all that, we didn't stay in the cottage.
Speaker 16: We actually got sent to holiday parents and I was
Speaker 16: very fortunate enough to my sister and I, Cheryl, we
Speaker 16: were sent to Kylie and Danny's grandparents house. Wow, it
Speaker 16: was amazing. They were just absolutely wonderful people, so kind
Speaker 16: to us as children. And yeah, they really made an
Speaker 16: influence in my life, I can tell you that.
Speaker 2: And how old were you and your sister then we
Speaker 2: were in.
Speaker 16: Our Probably I'm about ten or twelve years older than Kylie,
Speaker 16: so I would have been about twelve years old. Yeah,
Speaker 16: it's just something that happened in my life and probably
Speaker 16: made a big change for me. You know, they were
Speaker 16: just so kind. They're just wonderful people.
Speaker 2: Ah, what a lovely story. And thanks for sharing that, Peter,
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Man. Have a good day.
Speaker 16: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 2: What is your weakest claim to fame? Hey, Andrew, good
Speaker 2: morning guys.
Speaker 11: How are we all?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're good, Andrew. Have you having a good week
Speaker 2: so far? What's your week claim to fame?
Speaker 16: Yep, Sea World, Gold Coast May nineteen eighty eight. I
Speaker 16: want shared a water slide with Warwick Kappa.
Speaker 2: Doesn't get any bigger the location, the person.
Speaker 5: I had to guess what he does with his days
Speaker 5: after you'd be at wet and wild?
Speaker 2: Hi chance? What are the chances?
Speaker 8: Lo?
Speaker 2: Andrew?
Speaker 11: I love it.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much for that one. Have a good day, mate, Blockwise. Bye,
Speaker 2: Well we're going to Andrew. To Andrew, you don't see
Speaker 2: the odds. Andrew, good morning, Welcome to our weakest claim
Speaker 2: to fame. What's your story for us?
Speaker 11: Good morning guys. My weekes claim to slay is my
Speaker 11: mum clean clean Robins in the mid nineties to the
Speaker 11: late nineties.
Speaker 5: Huge Glenn comedy hero for this kind of huge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, messy place, messy man? Is he your I
Speaker 2: wouldn't know.
Speaker 11: Mom didn't tell me. March's better leave?
Speaker 2: Yeah, got you all right? Andrew, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You called. Let's go to Steven.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Good morning Christian. My weakest claim the same
Speaker 6: is that Nick Cave asked me for a cigarette outside
Speaker 6: Melbourne Airport, A good one.
Speaker 2: When was this was he in? Tell me this? Does
Speaker 2: he travel in the suits? His stage of ties always
Speaker 2: was he was.
Speaker 6: In the suit and looking, you know, definitely Nick Cave
Speaker 6: early nineties and and desperate for a cigarette. Unfortunately I'd
Speaker 6: given up, so I wasn't able to assist.
Speaker 5: Him in his biography, which he recommended to him. It's
Speaker 5: funny to hear him say he came to coming for
Speaker 5: a long time to his mom's flat and Elster Weeks
Speaker 5: when he came to Melbourne's funny to think of Nick
Speaker 5: Cave walking around the bench.
Speaker 2: And did he go to your school boas he did?
Speaker 4: He went his dad was a teacher at Whang Hi.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's show, Weakest Come to Fame Chris, good morning, Good.
Speaker 11: Morning, Christian. My weeks claim to fame is I filled
Speaker 11: Peggerwood's carward petrol in New Zealand.
Speaker 2: This is a great rights the goats of golf. You
Speaker 2: filled his car with petrol? Was it just him or
Speaker 2: was he with his team or his dad?
Speaker 11: As far as I know, it was just him. This
Speaker 11: was about twelve years ago. And yeah, he was on
Speaker 11: his way up to Michael.
Speaker 2: Hill's golf course or was he just driving himself?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I mean I didn't realize what was going on because
Speaker 11: there was just an American guy who said fill it
Speaker 11: up with.
Speaker 2: Ninety one powerful impression. Now I thought it was still
Speaker 2: Tiger Woods. Then are you still there, Chris?
Speaker 11: There are I'm still here.
Speaker 2: One of the odds you who could do such a
Speaker 2: great Fello lovely ah Chris think he's characters to his
Speaker 2: Tiger Wood, who's notoriously shy sometimes Joe method impressionist, Joe,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 16: Good morning.
Speaker 11: While weiggest claim to fame is I used to work
Speaker 11: with Eric Banner in the mid ladies, and yeah, before
Speaker 11: I knew it, he was he moved to TV.
Speaker 2: So where was this? Where did you work with here
Speaker 2: at Banner at the Melbourne Airport. We're doing now that
Speaker 2: the suitcases, the bags? What were you? And Eric Banner.
Speaker 11: Customs clearance for a company called DHL and he was
Speaker 11: with another company in those days and we used to
Speaker 11: in the early mornings gather together at a place called
Speaker 11: Customs House, which is sort of central in the airport
Speaker 11: and pay all the customers duties and levies through our
Speaker 11: customers and he'd be there in the morning alongside me,
Speaker 11: and yeah, he used to he just worked together, but different.
Speaker 2: Betty was good fun as well, it's a funny guy.
Speaker 2: I love you guy at Banner.
Speaker 11: Oh he was funny. He wasn't as funny as me,
Speaker 11: but he's very funny.
Speaker 2: I'm a little intimidated, nervous, actually just chanted you, Joe.
Speaker 2: And so did he say he was leaving to go
Speaker 2: and pursue a career in show biz or no.
Speaker 11: Not at all. It's just one minute we're working side
Speaker 11: by side in the same industry. In the next minute,
Speaker 11: I think I saw it on full funnel.
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 11: All the comrades gathered together. We thought Jesus made all
Speaker 11: right and we're still here.
Speaker 5: And yeah, and you're the funny one.
Speaker 2: He was good story about that. You know, it could
Speaker 2: have been me. The Joe's story could.
Speaker 11: Actually still in the industry.
Speaker 2: So I know what I hope Eric one day needs
Speaker 2: to get some customs Clearic, you can clear this matter
Speaker 2: up his unrunning departure, Remember me, Eric, you have to
Speaker 2: come in this round and bend over. We think we've
Speaker 2: got something like your backside.
Speaker 21: Eric, I just found the guy.
Speaker 11: When I'm gathering around with my friends, are saying sample
Speaker 11: in public, and he remembers me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, waiting for that day, gotcha all right? Joe, thank
Speaker 2: you very much. You cool h very much, welcome, thank you,
Speaker 2: audience for you other everybody, Farm's good.
Speaker 11: Morning, good morning, Christian, good morning.
Speaker 2: Great name by the way, good name.
Speaker 18: Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: I'll let you go, all right.
Speaker 18: So my weakest linked to fame, which I like to
Speaker 18: use a lot, is that I went to school, went
Speaker 18: to the same school as this young guy called Ferouk Balsara,
Speaker 18: or you might know him as.
Speaker 2: Freddie Murky, Freddy Murcury. Yeah, that was this original name name.
Speaker 21: Incredible, yes, yes, So he went to a boarding school
Speaker 21: for a couple of years in India, Saint Peter's, And
Speaker 21: I only realized later when they started celebrating his birth
Speaker 21: in September that he was he.
Speaker 18: Was a student there.
Speaker 2: Wow, And were you in the same year or sorry,
Speaker 2: were you in the same year you?
Speaker 18: And no, no, no, no, no, no, he was he
Speaker 18: was ten, ten, fifteen years old.
Speaker 13: Day.
Speaker 2: Oh gotcha? Gotcha?
Speaker 5: And what do you mean that the school would celebrate
Speaker 5: his birthday?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 18: Well he was famous then, so then they started just saying, well,
Speaker 18: well guess what ready, moca and he goes to the school,
Speaker 18: so let's celebrate.
Speaker 2: His He's still there. I mature will be back any
Speaker 2: day now, so be ready let him know that we
Speaker 2: were still abrating his birthday. That's right, vance lovely story.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, no worries, I thank you well.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh so Sad, Gone so soon? The Ultimate prize pack
Speaker 2: that was not so ultimate and barely got over thirty
Speaker 2: dollars when combined we added up on your say has
Speaker 2: gone Jack?
Speaker 5: What's the new pride for this Cinema's gold cost.
Speaker 2: You've been upgraded family bars, so for tickets to see
Speaker 2: whatever you want? Village Cinema's Gold class on the time
Speaker 2: wasted today today on National Clean your bedroom week not
Speaker 2: a thing? Do you make your bed every morning? Yes?
Speaker 2: Tuck it back over over yeah? Well do you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Smooth it down best.
Speaker 4: Lady's still in there when you get up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you can just tell memory. The memory is
Speaker 2: that even in the dart, I know what's there, slippers
Speaker 2: in the same position, slide into them even in the
Speaker 2: dart by John Wick. Cool what your sleeping position says
Speaker 2: about your personality? According to a Landmark nineteen seventy study, Wow,
Speaker 2: we we really went back to the archives for this.
Speaker 2: They gave up this nonsense today.
Speaker 5: Well, if they perfected on the first one, maybe we
Speaker 5: have again.
Speaker 2: How do you sleep, Jackie boy? In your back? Stomach
Speaker 2: side sleeper, A slight side and sorry, sess you not
Speaker 2: on my front? It's like I'm also a side sleep,
Speaker 2: but Patsy is.
Speaker 4: On my right side only sorry, on my right side.
Speaker 2: What about when it gets so hot to rotate? No,
Speaker 2: I don't like a snag in the bed.
Speaker 4: No, I fall unconscious when I sleep, and I generally don't.
Speaker 2: We're all Sideysee what do we yearn for good? Between
Speaker 2: you and the bed? Highly complex? Sure about that? I'm
Speaker 2: talking about perhaps mat highly complex and touchy individuals. You
Speaker 2: are highly suspicious of people, but deep down you crave
Speaker 2: human connection. You grave it, but you're suspicious of it.
Speaker 2: Who's a free faller?
Speaker 22: Know?
Speaker 2: Anyone who seats on the stomach norio? Yeah? Playful, free spirited,
Speaker 2: open minded individual?
Speaker 5: Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 2: What about the log on your back?
Speaker 5: I do log.
Speaker 2: Focused, Yes, that's me. Biggest witnesses. They care too much.
Speaker 2: This I'm calling in ps.
Speaker 4: You'd have to sleep on your back with all their
Speaker 4: head gear.
Speaker 2: You've got nowa just one little tube motorcycle which is
Speaker 2: back again.
Speaker 4: It's a falln helmet, isn't it.
Speaker 2: An eighties movie? In a locker room? Right now?
Speaker 5: I'll tell you actually, for someone who sleeps on the side.
Speaker 5: What this sleep doctor told me? He said, I could
Speaker 5: get on a train and tell you anybody who sleeps
Speaker 5: on their side because their eyes are droopy to one side.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, what about that overtime? Your eyes? I
Speaker 5: guess to the ground.
Speaker 2: That's it. I'm becoming a log now, time wasters. We're
Speaker 2: looking for your bedroom songs. Bedroom songs. Yes there, let
Speaker 2: me go. Sleeping on its side again, its responsors a
Speaker 2: bit droopy. Throw must go on? Freddy's singing, Silver must
Speaker 2: go on. You can leave your futon and the silver
Speaker 2: plus Metallica is singing in my bedroom. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right. Nothing else mattress gold, yeah really yeah, oh
Speaker 2: yeah yeah yeah. Lionel richiees in the bed with me, pillow?
Speaker 23: Is it me?
Speaker 5: Silver?
Speaker 2: What have you got, Jackie boy?
Speaker 5: We quilt this city?
Speaker 2: Oh that's it. That's very good. Gold.
Speaker 5: Elton John's in the bedroom. Yeah yeah, I guess that's
Speaker 5: why they call it a snooze.
Speaker 2: You can leave the bedroom, shout the bed bronze.
Speaker 24: Napper's delight Oh that's very good. Yeah, it's gold, douna
Speaker 24: matata gold plus. The bedroom is where you work best
Speaker 24: and a.
Speaker 5: C D C's a whole lot of rosy great rocks on.
Speaker 5: But when the boys are all in the bed together,
Speaker 5: there are a whole lot of cozy.
Speaker 13: I like it.
Speaker 2: Snuggles everyone gold.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast Today.
Speaker 2: We're looking for your bedroom songs. Jackie boy, you're ready.
Speaker 5: To mark put me to sleep, Christian, Now how about
Speaker 5: I wake you up?
Speaker 2: That's chemistry when we have no.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone's stepping out for the radio right now. Don't
Speaker 2: even get near it. You're set on fire. Wait, there's
Speaker 2: two Miles Davis playing together. Yeah, that's right, both in
Speaker 2: the old sacks. She didn't play the saxophone sheets. Drive
Speaker 2: me crazy, She's drive me crazy. Silver Russo smells like
Speaker 2: teen bedroom gold. Don't stop breathing. See pat reference there
Speaker 2: Silver Lauren Bye Key called Madina gold alistair underlay the
Speaker 2: radar bronze. Oh no, you need that for that carpet.
Speaker 2: What are they gonna have the underlay? Then you have
Speaker 2: the carpet on top, you have the underlay first.
Speaker 5: I don't think think of bedroom.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're walking around, Yeah, yeah, of course you're
Speaker 2: right still bron The sheet is on silver Path where
Speaker 2: the sheets have no name. Marie bad Doner Rising Bad
Speaker 2: Rising as I like it, Tony play that bunky music.
Speaker 24: There we go.
Speaker 2: Claire Alaras Morrisset is playing in the bed. That's right,
Speaker 2: Jagged little pillow, Gold bad Umbrody curtains on the dance floor.
Speaker 2: Bronze can't blanket you out of my head, slumber struck,
Speaker 2: very good. Ray can't get you out of my waterbed.
Speaker 2: It's tough to get out those things. Gold, sex pistols,
Speaker 2: God save the Queen, Size Silver on Sweetest Thing, You too,
Speaker 2: You're on Sweet Sweetest Thing on the Sweetest Silver Plus,
Speaker 2: I am side one who sleeps tonight becomes the size sleeper.
Speaker 2: Peeps tonight Gold, Oh what on? Justin all right? Who
Speaker 2: is off to the cinema.
Speaker 5: Let's give it to Ray for slumber struck.
Speaker 2: Yeah we don't. I a brighter.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carls Show podcast.
Speaker 2: You have until midnight tomorrow to get involved trying to
Speaker 2: win our first ever car giveaway. What a car? A
Speaker 2: two thousand and two Golden Holden's commodore. The way you
Speaker 2: win it is we're doing car Ok, you make your
Speaker 2: own lyrics and song and so why you'd love the
Speaker 2: Golden Holden see.
Speaker 23: Christian Lisson win a holder there turns.
Speaker 2: On gold all right, hot new entries to find out
Speaker 2: more how you get involved to the Christian O'Connor's show,
Speaker 2: dot com dot au all right, taking on a classic.
Speaker 2: Now we have Catherine mccalling doing case on by cold
Speaker 2: chisel some of that. No, we don't need that. Nope,
Speaker 2: he turns the end. I'm done.
Speaker 11: Well.
Speaker 22: I crashed my car in the car park at the
Speaker 22: g P. I was crying hard because my pies had
Speaker 22: lost and I really couldn't see. Then I clogged the
Speaker 22: cold and holding.
Speaker 2: It's a car of all my dreams.
Speaker 4: I think I love.
Speaker 22: The guys are at one of four point three. Got
Speaker 22: visions of my cruising around Frankston Beach.
Speaker 2: This is great.
Speaker 22: My windows down and my arm is out and my
Speaker 22: mullets flying free. Jimmy Bond screams from a five stack
Speaker 22: about driving those driving wheels and there's a drag on
Speaker 22: my marbro line.
Speaker 10: I'm living the dream.
Speaker 2: I want to. It's very very good. Uh, had a
Speaker 2: tip of the hat to Katherine mccorning. Then this got
Speaker 2: this one now John Borg's taken on how can We
Speaker 2: Be Lovers? By Mickey be Michael Bolton. I have twin
Speaker 2: sons about two certain say xteen. We'll get their learners
Speaker 2: and have to learn to drive.
Speaker 19: We'll drive to school on build high with new paint
Speaker 19: in factory condition.
Speaker 2: Fluffy dies. It's an ethnic counter edition.
Speaker 11: How can maybe learners?
Speaker 2: My life visiting ends? What I can't teach them in
Speaker 2: my car? Its l plate band help me Christian Jack
Speaker 2: and Pato. The car started well, so well, and then
Speaker 2: sadly fell aparture on like they hold and coldon. All right,
Speaker 2: let's got a Wendy Barnes. Now she's doing this Mercedes
Speaker 2: pens By. Oh great song by Janis Choplin.
Speaker 25: O Gold, please gift me an old hold and car.
Speaker 1: My son's on his learners.
Speaker 25: The cash don't go fire part time jobs, don't cut it,
Speaker 25: can't drive his guitar, so gold, please gift me an
Speaker 25: old hold and car. Hoh gold, you could throw in
Speaker 25: if you'll voucher two. Been two years since slapdown, but
Speaker 25: we made it through. Don't cut the cash to go
Speaker 25: buy in something new. I late buy the phone for
Speaker 25: some good news from you.
Speaker 2: Very much, really good, I tell Wendy Barnes. And then finally,
Speaker 2: Andrew maun Verus has taken on Eminem's stand.
Speaker 23: Christian, I wrote you, but you ain't calling me. My
Speaker 23: girls car's on the monash with the oil leak at
Speaker 23: the bottom. I went to the mechanics with the problem
Speaker 23: back in autumn and told them it's a bomb. They
Speaker 23: must have thought of a josh. And sometimes I google
Speaker 23: how to fix the engine, try to solve it. But anyways,
Speaker 23: I'd rather drive a Commodore that's golden. My girlfriend's got
Speaker 23: a gat and that's on his last lap. If I
Speaker 23: want a car, guess what I'm gonna call it. I'm
Speaker 23: gonna name it Jack.
Speaker 2: I'm really not try to be angry, but I'm sorry.
Speaker 23: I've texted you some singers, but you said that they
Speaker 23: were corning.
Speaker 2: I know you probably hear this every day.
Speaker 23: When I missed the Tram, I dream of driving Holding's
Speaker 23: down the road.
Speaker 2: So I can visit Nan. I've got a room full
Speaker 2: of spare parts of my sister's man. But don't win.
Speaker 23: It's back to work in a different scam anyways, Oh
Speaker 23: you get these Patsy Chriss and Jacks, the chat through
Speaker 23: the jaws. I hate this hat back.
Speaker 2: Oh God heart miracles starting there. That is very very good.
Speaker 2: You can tell we're heading in the last two days
Speaker 2: of this. These are very good, all of them there.
Speaker 2: Andrew Maunder's was the guy who's just done that, stand
Speaker 2: by am and that is outstanding. All right, keep this coming.
Speaker 2: It's not a singing competition, despite some of those are
Speaker 2: very very good. It's the passion that we're looking for.
Speaker 2: You go to do the Christian o'connells Show dot com
Speaker 2: dot au to get involved. You have until midnight tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Good luck and thank you very much to everyone who's
Speaker 2: been doing this as well. I appreciate all the work
Speaker 2: you're doing.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast