Speaker 1: This is just hosted a black couple of mitches. Bles
Speaker 1: yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. Did you
Speaker 1: know this? And Apple has the same caffeine as a
Speaker 1: four one shot coffee?
Speaker 2: Bullshit, he's serious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm in a good guy. Now. What is it
Speaker 1: that says there is no caffeine in the house? Is
Speaker 1: Mitch Julie and Mitchell coops? Hello? Yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Look I've got an iced latte. Yeah, never do ice latte,
Speaker 1: but I just feel like I'm such an ice lante
Speaker 1: girl drinking.
Speaker 3: I did think that was strange because whenever I'm doing
Speaker 3: a quick coffee run before the show, you always say no.
Speaker 2: And then you walked in here with a fucking ice latae.
Speaker 1: I was like, who are you? I know, well, I
Speaker 1: don't know there was a coffee shop, and I got
Speaker 1: fully swayed by the marketing and I said, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call me Joe. I said, you want coffee. You said no,
Speaker 1: I've just made one.
Speaker 2: I literally had just made one in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: But you know, when you've like fat around in the morning,
Speaker 1: so you're kind of rushing to go somewhere and you're
Speaker 1: still hot from the shower. Yeah, you have a hot shower.
Speaker 1: Your body hasn't cooled down yet.
Speaker 3: Oh so you've driven all this way and you still
Speaker 3: needed something to ic you down.
Speaker 1: I had a hot coffee in the morning, and then
Speaker 1: I had the hot shower, did my skin care and
Speaker 1: my skin still hadn't absorbed in. Yeah, I was a
Speaker 1: bit damp. So I went, you know what a nice
Speaker 1: iced latte be good? So I ordered this ice latte.
Speaker 1: And as I sit here, you're appearing jittery.
Speaker 2: So right now, because I haven't seen, it's a shock
Speaker 2: to your system.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I haven't been drinking. I've only done one
Speaker 1: coffee a day for like the last year, two years.
Speaker 1: It could be secondly, in a couple of hours. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be crazy. Guys.
Speaker 3: Can I just give a fun facts to our idiots
Speaker 3: right now? Any former trash bags listening to the podcast
Speaker 3: right now? Yeah, we're not in our regular studio of
Speaker 3: at our Heart right here. We are in what used
Speaker 3: to be the trash Alley studios.
Speaker 1: Reck Spotify canceled the podcast and I had the studio
Speaker 1: that you met up. They used it as some sort
Speaker 1: of I don't know, it looks to be a bit
Speaker 1: of Alive from trash Alley the trash Alley Tower. This
Speaker 1: is also the same podcast studio that Cat Clark's uses
Speaker 1: for the podcast The Kitty Cats.
Speaker 2: Did I tell you.
Speaker 3: About the most awkward thing that happened? It's Cat Clark related.
Speaker 1: She's a TikTok For those who don't know, Cat Clark
Speaker 1: is a big Australian, the best TikTok TikTok in the country.
Speaker 2: So my manager, David is also Cat Clark's manager.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I was trying to call David one morning. I
Speaker 3: couldn't get a hold of him. And then later that
Speaker 3: day I spoke to Sonya, one of the other girls
Speaker 3: in the office, about something totally unrelated.
Speaker 2: But I said to her, Hey, well, I've got you.
Speaker 2: Is David in today?
Speaker 3: I was trying to reach him earlier And Sonya says, oh, no,
Speaker 3: so he's been dealing with cat Oh. Now, I don't
Speaker 3: know what happened. I don't know if the phone line
Speaker 3: was muffled or if I just wasn't listening properly, but
Speaker 3: I heard Cat as in Cat Clark. But Sonia meant
Speaker 3: David was dealing with his cat oh. And then she
Speaker 3: proceeded to say, yeah, it's not looking good. Yeah, they're
Speaker 3: talking surgeries that they've found a tumor.
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're thinking Cat Clark.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, oh my god, that's awful. Cat Clark's such
Speaker 3: a young mum. My god, I can't believe she's terminal.
Speaker 1: You serious?
Speaker 3: And I had this whole conversation thinking that it was
Speaker 3: Cat Clark on her fucking deathbed. I was devastated. And
Speaker 3: then Sonia says, yeah, but like it's fine.
Speaker 2: She's had a long life. I said, has she? And
Speaker 2: she goes, yeah, well for a cat.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what difference.
Speaker 2: Does someone's name make on your life expectancy?
Speaker 1: Am I young for a Mitchell? I don't get it,
Speaker 1: and I don't think.
Speaker 3: She goes well, she's fourteen. That's pretty old in cat years.
Speaker 3: And that's when I went, oh my god, Okay, Cat
Speaker 3: Clark isn't going to die.
Speaker 1: I think no.
Speaker 3: But also David's cat's a virk, so it's all good.
Speaker 2: Well that ends well, it's a great day for Cat.
Speaker 1: Well, I have a story to tell you. My beautiful manager, Kate.
Speaker 1: I had lunch with there this week and she goes
Speaker 1: to me, she's new she's just signed on. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: signed a new management. Very happy. I love them. So
Speaker 1: she flew ITU from Melbourne to have lunch and as
Speaker 1: we were walking to lunch, she said, I love the
Speaker 1: podcast by the way.
Speaker 2: Ah, I love her already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's doing a due diligence. She's listening to the
Speaker 1: podcast to you know, understand me and whatever. She listened
Speaker 1: to the podcast and she goes, can I just get
Speaker 1: a few things straight? She goes the girl in the
Speaker 1: podcast and I said, it's Mitchell of Mitchell, but we.
Speaker 2: Invite a third occasion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, it's Jenna, he said. She said right,
Speaker 1: So she went, so did she want a baby? And
Speaker 1: because she's friends with Mitchell, I'm not bullshiting you. Because
Speaker 1: she's friends with Mitchell. Did it just come about that
Speaker 1: his sperm? It was easy? And is he going to
Speaker 1: be on the is he going to be involved?
Speaker 2: She thinks it's real.
Speaker 1: She hand on heart, thought it was real. And I said, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: it's a bit. It's a joke. It's a bit, and
Speaker 1: she went she felt like it's such a fool. So
Speaker 1: we need to be way more clear to our audience.
Speaker 3: I think we drop it because I got a message
Speaker 3: the other day saying that, oh, it might be offensive
Speaker 3: to people with fertility issues to joke about having a
Speaker 3: baby with Jenna, and I said, yeah.
Speaker 1: No, fair call. I actually that thought had entered.
Speaker 3: My mind already, but when someone pointed out, I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: we might just.
Speaker 1: Have to leave. I fully get that.
Speaker 2: I was prepared to make it a nine month running game.
Speaker 1: I know we aren't.
Speaker 2: No, I think that's a good call.
Speaker 3: I've been getting a bit of that lately, people getting
Speaker 3: offended on other people's behalf. Yeah, you might offend someone,
Speaker 3: you might offend someone.
Speaker 1: How about this?
Speaker 3: When I do offend you, let me know and I
Speaker 3: hope to learn from it. But yeah, I won't bang
Speaker 3: on about it. But I've been getting a lot of
Speaker 3: that lately, people saying, oh, that might offend someone, That
Speaker 3: might offend someone.
Speaker 1: I remember at the start of You, you sat down
Speaker 1: with me and you said, I've been listening to a
Speaker 1: new podcast and I'm inspired by it. And I said,
Speaker 1: what was the show? And you said to Joe Rogan,
Speaker 1: and I thought, interesting that you want to go down
Speaker 1: that route. But I get you. I'm with you, and I.
Speaker 3: Actually imagine if Joe Rogan had that filter, should I
Speaker 3: say this or may it offend someone?
Speaker 1: Nap? Do you think he's the benchmark for our show?
Speaker 1: I ever said he was, but I will take a
Speaker 1: vow to stop sneezing on the shirt, said you will
Speaker 1: anyone who might be sniffley No, the fertility thing, that's
Speaker 1: the good of course.
Speaker 2: And plus Jenna's not here today anyway, our third wheels.
Speaker 1: She's not here. She's doing a corporate presentation. We said, Jenna,
Speaker 1: can you get to the trash Bag studios and she
Speaker 1: said no, I'm presenting.
Speaker 3: The Baall excursion coming to the radio station and Jenna's
Speaker 3: doing a speech.
Speaker 1: Shit this They said, hey, Arn who owns the iHeartRadio
Speaker 1: which where we do host the podcast, said we want
Speaker 1: to do a presentation to school students. We need someone
Speaker 1: who is in production, someone who is in audio, someone
Speaker 1: who is a presenter. And they asked Jenna Benson.
Speaker 3: I just can't picture her giving a speech to all
Speaker 3: these school students because, like, wouldn't she get shy?
Speaker 2: Maybe I underestimate our Jennevief.
Speaker 1: I've got a question for Jenna, what what is it?
Speaker 1: Who's your students would be so intimidated you can't teach anyone. Actually,
Speaker 1: that's not fair. Jenna's very bright, and she's good at
Speaker 1: what she does.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, one's negating that. I just I can't
Speaker 3: picture her as a confident pubic speaker. But maybe I'm
Speaker 3: totally wrong. Imagine if the quivery voice just disappeared when
Speaker 3: she's public speaking.
Speaker 2: She's like, good morning, Oh yeah, welcome everyone.
Speaker 1: Jenner is like Harrison Craig. Remember that boy that had
Speaker 1: the start but he could not speak a sentence without stuttering,
Speaker 1: But the moment he sung, he started disppeared. That's Jenna,
Speaker 1: just like the king.
Speaker 2: Speech, And so she's currently singing.
Speaker 1: To that would not inspire anyone. You know what Kiss
Speaker 1: sometimes do. Yeah, they record these presos and put them
Speaker 1: on the internal intro.
Speaker 3: So if you find Jeni's presentation, we're gonna air it
Speaker 3: in full at the Bonus.
Speaker 1: Episode, full unedited Jenna performance. We don't want to laugh
Speaker 1: at her. I just want to hear how she sounds. Yeah, brilliant,
Speaker 1: she'd be brilliant.
Speaker 3: Maybe we should try a caller later to see how
Speaker 3: it went. Yeah, perhaps because it should be finished by
Speaker 3: the time we finished.
Speaker 2: This episode, like it was a direct clash of time.
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 1: Well, let's go, let's jump into the show. If it's
Speaker 1: your first time listening. We start every episode with an
Speaker 1: is it just me something we've noticed, something we hate,
Speaker 1: or something we appreciate.
Speaker 3: Mine is a classic case of me overthinking shit, I believe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too. Really were often in sync? Okay, what
Speaker 1: girls when their periods get SYNCD up, which I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's even a true thing.
Speaker 3: I reckon it would be like sometimes people in officers
Speaker 3: notice that they all see cup But that would take
Speaker 3: a while, wouldn't it. Yeah, because if you just randomly
Speaker 3: didn't have your period when you would expect to, you'd
Speaker 3: be thinking, oh my god, I'm pregnant.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, sorry, that's insanse I ever brought it up.
Speaker 1: Do you think your mood sinks up with Sean's mood?
Speaker 1: Your boyfriends?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: How often do you see him, like weekends, Friday, Sundays.
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: I would say, like on average three or four times
Speaker 3: a week because he sometimes comes over during the week.
Speaker 3: Is it it's me on the fly? Am I a
Speaker 3: bad boyfriend? Because I just never go to his house.
Speaker 3: Now he's basically just we don't even question it. He
Speaker 3: just comes to mind. In the early days, it used
Speaker 3: to be oh, what should we do this weekend? Should
Speaker 3: I come to your place? Did you come to mine?
Speaker 2: He just rocks up?
Speaker 1: Now, call me old fashion, but the top goes to
Speaker 1: the bottom. Have some respect.
Speaker 2: That actually really suits me in this instance that I
Speaker 2: don't have to travel, No, nor should you. Mike excuse
Speaker 2: was always that he doesn't have air con, but I
Speaker 2: can't use that now.
Speaker 1: It's fucking freeze any winter you want to cuddle up
Speaker 1: to someone, it's cuffing seasons.
Speaker 2: But I also don't have airn in my bedroom, like
Speaker 2: it's only in the lound rooms.
Speaker 1: So that didn't get me fin carries through. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: let's go mine? Is Mine's just something that I've noticed better.
Speaker 1: I'm worried about, and it's something you're ever thinking, I'm
Speaker 1: ever thinking, and I'm worried about. I'm really worried about
Speaker 1: what it's doing to my mental health and my brain.
Speaker 2: Okay, well mine's a bit more stupid than that. Should
Speaker 2: I go first?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, let's go. Brad Lee count me in, please, mate?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: It's buzzing someone's apartment? Actually quite a daunting fucking experience.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this I can agree with you on
Speaker 1: really yeah, because some we haven't agreed in age. I
Speaker 1: don't know if we really needed this for relationship. We haven't.
Speaker 1: And you're right, there is no consistency with how it works.
Speaker 1: It's always a one nine oh three hash, or it's
Speaker 1: a did I just give out your room number, your
Speaker 1: apartment number No. One nine oh three, buzz one nine
Speaker 1: o three bell, or then you've got a bell one
Speaker 1: nine oh three or just three. There's no consistency.
Speaker 3: I wasn't talking about that. I find the buzzing process
Speaker 3: quite straightforward. It's more just how to behave Do you
Speaker 3: buzz someone's apartment, especially the ones that have cameras. I'm like,
Speaker 3: what do I do in this situation? Do I like
Speaker 3: treat it like I'm on the news and I'm doing
Speaker 3: a piece of camera, look down the lens and say hello,
Speaker 3: I'm here, let me in please hello?
Speaker 1: Yes, hello.
Speaker 3: But that seems a bit creepy because it's a fish eye.
Speaker 3: If you make an eye contact, you look like a
Speaker 3: fuck with you look like a fly totally.
Speaker 1: Then they upload that footage to TikTok and put the
Speaker 1: scary music underneath it. All of a sudden, you're a
Speaker 1: creep on Crystal meth out in front of someone's house.
Speaker 1: But then what do you do?
Speaker 3: Do you just stand there betend the camera's not there?
Speaker 3: Act natural, which is something that I've never been able
Speaker 3: to do. Just act natural, That's what I do. I
Speaker 3: got this a wave.
Speaker 1: Huse me.
Speaker 3: I always think that people are impatient When they buzz
Speaker 3: my apartment and I look on the camera and they're
Speaker 3: basically leaning against the door, just waiting for me to
Speaker 3: open it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, fuck me, did I hold you up
Speaker 2: that long? Sweetheart's soor ray? But then I sometimes I
Speaker 2: step out of frame of the camera.
Speaker 1: But is that going to confuse them more? I just
Speaker 1: I spiral?
Speaker 2: How do I behave when there's a camera filming me
Speaker 2: at the doorbell?
Speaker 1: You don't need to worry. It's not going anywhere. It's
Speaker 1: not going to be anywhere. You just need to be yourself.
Speaker 1: You need to go Hi, come up with it or
Speaker 1: open for me. Maybe you need to look ahead. Do
Speaker 1: I take the lift? Will the lift get me up?
Speaker 1: Ask a question?
Speaker 2: It can be somewhere I've been a thousand times, though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it still stresses you are Yeah, because I'm like,
Speaker 1: how do I.
Speaker 3: Act natural on camera? And also is it just me
Speaker 3: on the fly. How much band do I engage in
Speaker 3: exactly because frankly, if someone buzzes me up to their
Speaker 3: apartment without saying hello on the speaker, I feel like
Speaker 3: they want to murder me. It feels like they're so
Speaker 3: furious at me for something. I feel like I'm in trouble.
Speaker 1: If I just go.
Speaker 2: And they need to hear.
Speaker 3: Oh and they don't say hi, come up yeah from
Speaker 3: inside the apartment, I feel like I've offended them somehow
Speaker 3: and they want me dead.
Speaker 1: He's a good way to look at it. I think
Speaker 1: the etiquette is on the person who is inside the apartment.
Speaker 1: If they buzz you in like that and all you
Speaker 1: hear is at the click of the door, which is cold,
Speaker 1: that's rude. But if you get to come up, see
Speaker 1: you up level three like that's all they need to say.
Speaker 1: This on you, Mitchell. It's on them to make you
Speaker 1: feel warm And I'm going to give you a compliment here. Yes,
Speaker 1: I've never felt anything but warmth, and I'm buzzing into
Speaker 1: your part. Thank you. I try.
Speaker 2: I treat it like I'm working the macas drive through again.
Speaker 1: Back in the day.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Hello, how can I help today?
Speaker 1: Yep, you're right to drive up. I've got that energy.
Speaker 1: You'll often go yeah, up you come. You say something
Speaker 1: to that chock, I'll be like, who is there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you feel like a fuck with a choke something like that.
Speaker 3: I actually did it recently, buzzed into a friend's apartment,
Speaker 3: went upstairs and they gave me the cold, didn't say anything,
Speaker 3: and I was like, what did I do?
Speaker 1: Were I in trouble? They said no, no, my speaker is broken.
Speaker 3: I can't talk. Yeah, And I was like, oh, the
Speaker 3: relief I'm feeling right now. I thought I was in
Speaker 3: fucking trouble.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. In my first terrast, we had you've
Speaker 1: been to that house, the one in glebe Ah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it had an entrance like that, and why was this
Speaker 1: a terrorist? It wasn't an apartment, no, but there was
Speaker 1: there was Remember there was a top and they subdivided
Speaker 1: the terraces. The top four of the terrast was we
Speaker 1: remember you came up those stairs. Yeah, maybe you'd walk
Speaker 1: in there was not that one. Sorry I'm confusing it.
Speaker 2: I'm confusing your house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I had a little fuck you get around,
Speaker 1: I know, I really dory carry on, that's a right
Speaker 1: and I. I'd have to hold it like a phone,
Speaker 1: and it had a bungee cord like I was one
Speaker 1: of those cocky gay attendants on a Delta Airways fly.
Speaker 3: I loved that style of butz. I had that in
Speaker 3: one of my old apartments and there was no pressure
Speaker 3: of the camera.
Speaker 1: It was gorgeous. See maybe that's it. There is a
Speaker 1: different energy when you're on camera too, when you not,
Speaker 1: because that one wasn't. That was all audio and it's
Speaker 1: nice and chill cool colme collected. While we're at it,
Speaker 1: you can fuck off with your ring doorbells.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the ones that record that you mentioned before. Yes,
Speaker 3: I struggle for storage space on all of my devices
Speaker 3: as it is.
Speaker 2: I don't want to have to back up a doorbell.
Speaker 2: That just sounds like too much fucking admin.
Speaker 3: I went to my brother's place recently in Newcastle and
Speaker 3: Sean and I rock up because we're staying there that night.
Speaker 3: Turns out my brother Mark and Sasha, yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 3: they were down at the Cricket and so I'm knocking
Speaker 3: on this door. There's no handle, and then all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, Sasha said to me and says, Hi, I've
Speaker 3: just spotted you. On the cameras because it sends an
Speaker 3: alert to her phone if it notices any motion in
Speaker 3: the front yard, backyard. She's got cameras everywhere, and then
Speaker 3: she goes, Hi, just spotted you on the cameras.
Speaker 2: The pin, the pin to the house is blah blah
Speaker 2: blah blah blah. They don't have a door handle.
Speaker 1: It's a pin. And I was like, this is too
Speaker 1: high tech for a home in newcast I know, I've
Speaker 1: got a friend that has a thumb print door. It's dumb,
Speaker 1: so you have.
Speaker 2: To register your fingerprint to get in.
Speaker 1: And you know how thieves are going to hack your house,
Speaker 1: You're gonna drop your fucking thumb off.
Speaker 3: Or I was thinking they just go like in the
Speaker 3: movies and make the thumb print appear like.
Speaker 1: Fogging it up.
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't know if that actually works, but cutting
Speaker 3: the thumb off seems a bit more dressed.
Speaker 1: It does, doesn't it? Try the first Hey, if you're
Speaker 1: a robber and a band of the show, firstly, thanks
Speaker 1: for listening to try that? Is it just me the
Speaker 1: rude shocks of young adults food? So coming up on
Speaker 1: episode too ten out this Wednesday, we have very special
Speaker 1: guests now I would say, and I just want everyone
Speaker 1: listening to take a breath. One of our most controversial
Speaker 1: guests we've had on the show. What are you meaning?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: I wasn't aware that this content creator was so polarizing.
Speaker 1: If you're in Australia, you will know her as for Dan,
Speaker 1: or maybe you've been on a side of TikTok.
Speaker 2: Maybe you've never fucking heard of her except for on
Speaker 2: this podcast. Because I've been saying for months, where's for Dan?
Speaker 1: Mate?
Speaker 3: Have you broked her in yet? You've been hypeing it
Speaker 3: up and then just not actually following through. So on
Speaker 3: Wednesday it's allegedly happening.
Speaker 1: We'll see for Dani's coming in.
Speaker 3: I've been messaging with her and there were people in
Speaker 3: our Facebook group, I know what you're talking about now.
Speaker 3: I noticed a few people saying that they are no
Speaker 3: fan and they're going to boycott the episode. That's fine,
Speaker 3: that's that's your prerogative. But we're not gonna have her
Speaker 3: on for the whole episode.
Speaker 1: No, she's it's.
Speaker 3: Going to come into her little guest spot, bringing eachym
Speaker 3: of her own, tell us something better than drugs and Dick.
Speaker 2: Hopefully did you brief her about that.
Speaker 1: I know you asked me to Mitchell, please do no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I trust me. I briefed on everything. You can read
Speaker 1: the message through it, but I did not want to
Speaker 1: write in text Hey for Darne, you need to bring it.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Here's what that is which I did,
Speaker 1: this is where you come, this is the time, this
Speaker 1: is how long we record. Also, we want to know
Speaker 1: what you enjoy more than drugs and dick. It's an in.
Speaker 2: Person too hard to explain, isn't that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It is to imagine me trying to type that on
Speaker 3: an email to Angela bishop Semia, esteemed journalist at Network ten,
Speaker 3: trying to explain the concept of drugs and ticket email.
Speaker 1: I agree. I also just want to say we are
Speaker 1: having her on because she is the mother of Australian
Speaker 1: TikTok at the moment, and I am fascinated by this woman.
Speaker 1: I'm genuinely fascinated by what makes her tick and what
Speaker 1: makes her work.
Speaker 3: I actually didn't have much about her until, like, I'd
Speaker 3: never heard of her. When you said I'm getting for
Speaker 3: dan On, I was like going full dot Wiggans on
Speaker 3: that shit.
Speaker 1: I was like, who, There's a lot going on there,
Speaker 1: But yeah, I've obviously had to do a deep dive,
Speaker 1: and you know, the mystery of it. I get it,
Speaker 1: I get it. I want to ask about mister for darn,
Speaker 1: because there's so much mystery surrounding that man. What do
Speaker 1: you mean, well, he's just not been out at ever.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: She makes such a thing about not showing him, so
Speaker 1: now everyone wants to know. Of course, so they've dug
Speaker 1: up old photos of it, and I don't think it was
Speaker 1: actually right. So I want I just want to ask
Speaker 1: he about mister Vadan. She's also written I think it's
Speaker 1: a fiction book about some I guess it's like a
Speaker 1: Willson Boone sex novel. So I want to ask her.
Speaker 1: I think she'll be open to some of my sexy
Speaker 1: questions that i'd like to ask.
Speaker 2: All right, well we'll get to that on Wednesday. Then.
Speaker 1: Anyway, all the idiots in the group saying that a boycott,
Speaker 1: it's fine. You can listen to whatever episode of the
Speaker 1: show you want to. It's up to you.
Speaker 3: You're ches, I mean, frankly, even I've had guests on
Speaker 3: this program that I've not necessarily enjoyed and I survived.
Speaker 3: So if you want to miss Dan's episode, that's all good,
Speaker 3: but there's also plenty of people.
Speaker 1: Excited about it. So yeah, totally I agree, all right,
Speaker 1: totally totally, Yeah, you're right. Shall I do my agent? Yep?
Speaker 1: Hit me, Brad, go go hurry up and do it?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? You worried the fast forward function
Speaker 1: on TikTok as fucked your brain?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? Because everything seems in slow motion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're thinking, get to the point, get to
Speaker 1: the point. But I have to watch a TikTok in
Speaker 1: fast forward. It's the only way I can get through
Speaker 1: a TikTok, and I love it. I love the feature.
Speaker 2: So is that where because I don't really use it
Speaker 2: that much?
Speaker 3: Is that where you just hold down your finger on
Speaker 3: the right hand side of the screen and it'll play
Speaker 3: it in double.
Speaker 1: Speed two times speed? You can hold on the right.
Speaker 2: Pet But with it?
Speaker 1: Am I an idiot? Because I think that's too funn
Speaker 1: You can change it. You can rock at one point fast,
Speaker 1: now you can do one point five. You hold it,
Speaker 1: then you tap the times two down the bottom and
Speaker 1: it changes the speed used to do Anyway.
Speaker 2: By the time I've figured it out, the TikTok's over
Speaker 2: and I'm stopped listening.
Speaker 1: Also, then you've got four fingers on the on the
Speaker 1: fucking screen like you're playing twist. Like it's a bit much.
Speaker 1: But I find myself on YouTube going hurry up. I'm
Speaker 1: on Instagram reels going spit it out, get to the
Speaker 1: point and the point.
Speaker 3: Can you not actually do that on YouTube or Instagram
Speaker 3: any other app?
Speaker 1: Is it just TikTok? You can on YouTube watching two
Speaker 1: point five or one point five, but you've got to
Speaker 1: go to settings speed one point five and then you're
Speaker 1: watching it. And if you it's not as seamless as
Speaker 1: TikTok with the touch finger slide, you know, it's easy.
Speaker 1: You can come in and out really intuitively.
Speaker 3: Just goes against everything I believe and have been told,
Speaker 3: because I remember when I first started doing the bloody
Speaker 3: media training at radio school all that shit. The first
Speaker 3: thing they said was that I talked too quickly and
Speaker 3: that I need to slow it down because people find
Speaker 3: it hard to keep up with. So I now have
Speaker 3: it in my head that slower is better. And now
Speaker 3: we're at this new era in the world where everyone's
Speaker 3: watching things on fucking fast motion, and I'm like, how
Speaker 3: do you keep up with that? I've gone to all
Speaker 3: this effort to learn to speak slower for your sake,
Speaker 3: for clarity, but then only for you to fucking fast
Speaker 3: forward me.
Speaker 1: What do you want? This has just been on the fly?
Speaker 1: Or is it hilarious that you have had media training
Speaker 1: in me? Someone who's in the professional media hasn't had
Speaker 1: a second of it.
Speaker 3: I would suggest the like acting school and shits its
Speaker 3: presentation in a way. Yeah yeah, but I feel like
Speaker 3: you just wandered in and went turn the mic on
Speaker 3: where do I talk?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's true. I had a performance, flair
Speaker 1: and study, but I just haven't had any actual media training,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, no, I know. That's why I
Speaker 1: think it's so funny. There are four formulas to how
Speaker 1: you answer a question, and people might like, well this, well,
Speaker 1: if you're so, you go on a reality show, right,
Speaker 1: and the untraded person would would not know that there
Speaker 1: are gotcha questions or there are questions that are framed.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know any Oh yeah, there are questions
Speaker 1: that are framed in a certain way to get you
Speaker 1: to answer regardless. It's like a trap, like it's a
Speaker 1: question worded so well that there's no way you can
Speaker 1: answer anything but it and if you flounder like.
Speaker 3: A politician's answer where you kind of brush the that
Speaker 3: don't actually answer.
Speaker 1: It correct, there's also politicians do it. You're right, It's
Speaker 1: how you can answer something without actually answering it. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I just think media training itself is very fascinating.
Speaker 1: But funny that you've had it.
Speaker 3: That coffee is working one Desier. You've just been talken
Speaker 3: at two time speed for the last reckon. I would
Speaker 3: say the last sixty seconds, which is fine, but I'm like,
Speaker 3: oh god, I can't keep up bad. I think it
Speaker 3: has ruined your brain the two time speed on TikTok,
Speaker 3: because you would just talking at two time speed.
Speaker 1: That coffee ain't helping. I've also had a riddlin. Oh god, really,
Speaker 1: I'm going to leave that up to the audience to
Speaker 1: choose your own adventure, as Jerry had a riddlins Dora, Hi,
Speaker 1: has he had a riddlin?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 3: You've got the answer right, You got the answer right.
Speaker 3: We don't know what your answer is there.
Speaker 1: I haven't had a riddlin.
Speaker 2: He just winked at me.
Speaker 1: Oh god, Mitch is lying. He's pinging. Fuck, he's pinging.
Speaker 1: I've actually got the hot sweats, the ping sweats.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's quite hot and trash oling.
Speaker 1: I will say, hey, how is ally shows? Stand up shows?
Speaker 2: Yep, a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: I'm doing mine as well. If I can just run
Speaker 1: up and steal the microphone from him, Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: cute bit. Why don't you do that on my night show?
Speaker 2: Oh imagine how that would go down.
Speaker 1: Billie Eilish, how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna let you finished cherry stop Stop, But Billy Eilish,
Speaker 3: I'm performing a dad one. I just wanted to let
Speaker 3: you know to buy tickets. Thanks Billy.
Speaker 1: When are you going to Brisbane?
Speaker 3: We haven't actually booked a on core show for that
Speaker 3: because the thing is I've done the water off a
Speaker 3: Duck's clip show in all.
Speaker 1: These cities people that come to Perth.
Speaker 3: I was there in fucking November do so it's only
Speaker 3: a few that we're doing on course shows.
Speaker 1: I haven't had you on the night show, but I
Speaker 1: feel the night show for those who dine in the
Speaker 1: media world is slowly taking over. We're going to every
Speaker 1: city in the world, right, I mean, the planet is
Speaker 1: in it rollover of the other states and the cities,
Speaker 1: so if you're listening in an idiot and you can't
Speaker 1: get my radio show in your city, there's some news
Speaker 1: here TBC. I'm just saying, once I am national, if
Speaker 1: you go to those cities, then you can come on
Speaker 1: the night show. Because it stopped me in the past.
Speaker 3: Well, no it didn't, because when you were only in
Speaker 3: Sydney and Melbourne and I only wanted to plug Sydney
Speaker 3: and Melbourne shows.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it was refused. Yeah, but I had
Speaker 1: less power.
Speaker 2: Then.
Speaker 1: Now I walk in, I go put this person on
Speaker 1: the show. Back then I'm like put this please. You're
Speaker 1: thankfully not for the riddlin. Yeah, it's the fucking riddling.
Speaker 1: Can you hear things that coffee is doing? Wonders? I've
Speaker 1: got so much mental clarity.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good.
Speaker 1: I can hear people talking in the other room and
Speaker 1: I'm listening to them and listening to you at same time.
Speaker 3: If you've noticed mental clarity after allegedly taking a riddl,
Speaker 3: and then that confirms that you have ADHD, that's actually
Speaker 3: what you call a dinash.
Speaker 1: No, oh you're listening to is it just me? Gods?
Speaker 1: Thing on your mind? Hit up at a couple of
Speaker 1: mitches on Instagram to get yourself on the show.
Speaker 2: Correct, every is it just me Monday?
Speaker 1: We hand the reins.
Speaker 3: Over to our gorgeous idiots to let us know what's
Speaker 3: on their mind.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 2: If you've gotten is it just me of your own?
Speaker 3: Just hit us up on Instagram at couple of mitches yes,
Speaker 3: or you can send us a text. This is the
Speaker 3: number as if you need reminding at this point, but
Speaker 3: this is the number.
Speaker 1: I'll f to till nine A two zero two all
Speaker 1: for to till nine. Mind gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Now, if you show that's sunk in for people, right,
Speaker 3: I don't think it's sunk in for you.
Speaker 1: It definitely hasn't. I truly don't even know the name
Speaker 1: of that person singing. Who is it oryon?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm.
Speaker 1: Kidding, it's askd Do we love Oscar? It's a joke.
Speaker 1: Of course, everyone that gets on the show for a
Speaker 1: limited time will be the recipient of a limited run
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Totally?
Speaker 3: We do have merch going on sales soon. It's still
Speaker 3: too soon to tell you, but for those wanting merch,
Speaker 3: it's going to happen soon. But in the meantime, someone
Speaker 3: who has scored themselves a prize is Adam in Brisbane.
Speaker 2: He can hit up Enna after hears himself on the show.
Speaker 1: Of course price give you Jenna.
Speaker 2: But right now, let's give him a ring to hear
Speaker 2: what's on his bloody mind.
Speaker 1: Turn it breezy. It's called Ben.
Speaker 2: Adam.
Speaker 3: Oh, let's call Adam and I say Ben?
Speaker 1: You said Ben? I think? Fuck?
Speaker 2: I met Adam in Brisbane.
Speaker 1: I think I said Ben in Brisbane's that twink from
Speaker 1: Big Brother?
Speaker 2: Ah? So did I say Adam or not?
Speaker 1: I don't remember. Let's call Paul. Hello. Is that Paul?
Speaker 5: No, it's Adam.
Speaker 1: Hi, Adam, we're here. You say hello? Which said your
Speaker 1: name was Paul? Sorry?
Speaker 2: I absolutely did not.
Speaker 1: Paul listened. How are you? Thanks for listening. You're live
Speaker 1: in Brisbane. You're also live on the award winning, highly
Speaker 1: acclaimed Is It Just Me Podcast? Welcome.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, I am absolutely fabulous. I am living, loving and
Speaker 5: laughing at life.
Speaker 1: Oh. I love that you've been a listener for how long?
Speaker 1: Or an idiot, I should say for how long?
Speaker 5: Since day one?
Speaker 4: Honey? Oh?
Speaker 1: Fuck?
Speaker 2: You just grow on me every time you open your mouth.
Speaker 1: How gorge is so cute? Do you have a favorite
Speaker 1: Do you have a favorite season or a favorite episode.
Speaker 5: Oh, every episode, like every every every episode. I'm laughing
Speaker 5: my absolute parts off in the car. People must think
Speaker 5: I'm absolutely crazy all day every day.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be that bitch for a second, Adam,
Speaker 3: are we on speakerphone or like the hands for you
Speaker 3: or anything?
Speaker 5: You're on the hands free car, I can pull into
Speaker 5: a Bunnings now, and then.
Speaker 1: I can go to be gorgeous your mind.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, that's as good.
Speaker 3: It'll just sound a bit clearer and also risk your
Speaker 3: life a bit less.
Speaker 5: That's okay. Yeah, yeah, I am in the middle of
Speaker 5: doing deliveries at the.
Speaker 2: Moment, our deliveries for while what are we interrupted you doing?
Speaker 5: I do? I'm a contractor and I do deliveries for Bunnings.
Speaker 1: Ah, I see, well, pull in that bunny.
Speaker 5: Come around all over Brisbane all day, every day, driving
Speaker 5: and delivering packages, and sometimes I deliver my own package.
Speaker 3: Every all right, So you probably don't have enough episodes
Speaker 3: of our podcast to keep you entertained.
Speaker 2: You'd be running out if you're on the road all day.
Speaker 5: I listened to mainly you guys, and then Kyl and
Speaker 5: Jackie O and Am Briendy and Ryan other ones as.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, big controversial shock jocks, the four of us,
Speaker 1: of us, all of us, very controversial. We'll pull over
Speaker 1: so your audio quality is better? Please?
Speaker 4: There we go? Have that?
Speaker 2: Oh that much better?
Speaker 3: Adam, Crystal, worry clear Darly, Now, have you got an
Speaker 3: is it just me for us today?
Speaker 4: I do have an? Is it just being perfect?
Speaker 1: Bradley will count you in? You've heard the show since
Speaker 1: day dot, you know what to do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't have to explain it to Darling. Adam Okay, no,
Speaker 3: all right, Bradley Cantam in place?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Is it Eurovision not as big as it should be
Speaker 4: in the Australian community and the wider day community.
Speaker 1: Oh hot, take hot take hot take a.
Speaker 3: Hanging out with the wrong gays. My fucking friends had
Speaker 3: a bloody Eurovision party on Sunday night.
Speaker 4: Yeah I know, yeah, because I watched every single year
Speaker 4: with my sister, like we got the family together. We
Speaker 4: watched it every single morning, and then other people I
Speaker 4: talk to about it. No one knows about it, no
Speaker 4: one hears about it.
Speaker 3: I feel like in recent years it's not as big
Speaker 3: as it once was. I feel like it needs to
Speaker 3: be bigger it was.
Speaker 4: I think when we had downy Im and then we
Speaker 4: were in the second place and then we got numbed.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, have we got an Australian person there this
Speaker 2: year who was our entrant?
Speaker 4: We had electric Fields?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, oh I remember that name. You don't
Speaker 3: know that, Mitchell, No, I don't fucking know them, but
Speaker 3: I remember you said that.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh, yes, electric Field.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that's right.
Speaker 1: I'm not a Eurovision gay. It does nothing for me.
Speaker 1: I feel like I will love it, will give me
Speaker 1: the hard pitch on it. Why should I wash it
Speaker 1: into Eurovision?
Speaker 4: Well, first of all, it's the biggest song competition in
Speaker 4: the world. It's gay. It's camp, it's shoulder pads, it's costume,
Speaker 4: it's camp. It's over the top.
Speaker 2: They discovered Abba, for fuck's sake.
Speaker 4: They did, and we and Celine Dion was on it
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 2: She yeah, I didn't even know who did she performed for.
Speaker 4: I like seated Sweden back in the nineteen sixties.
Speaker 1: I think, oh shure, I did not know that, like
Speaker 1: it was someone it was. It was it a quick
Speaker 1: it was a.
Speaker 4: Quick perform Witserland, Switzerland, and it was a non binary artist.
Speaker 1: I love it that they were gorgeous. I saw I
Speaker 1: saw that performance and I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 3: How was the Aussie one, because there's been a couple
Speaker 3: of years there where I don't want to night names,
Speaker 3: but some of the people they've sent, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I thought you would have done a bit more with
Speaker 3: that opportunity.
Speaker 4: I think our I think our one was good compared
Speaker 4: to some of the other ones. And I think it
Speaker 4: was a really good like culture moment because they really
Speaker 4: they showed off, you know, the indigenous culture and they
Speaker 4: had a did you redo player hated traditional dresses? Well,
Speaker 4: I love it. And and then we also had you know,
Speaker 4: the artists as well where they are non binary as well.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 4: So I think it was as good culturally, But the
Speaker 4: song I feel wasn't as good as some of the others.
Speaker 1: Strong who who's out there that I think could be
Speaker 1: good as an Australian artist that could be like a
Speaker 1: good Do you have anyone that you think would be great? No,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I think I've done my annual allocated five minutes of
Speaker 3: caring about your vision.
Speaker 1: I'm part of the problem, Adam. I'd love to see
Speaker 1: one about look.
Speaker 4: Okay, well do you want to do. You want a
Speaker 4: juicy story while I'm here.
Speaker 1: Oh, you've got a juicy story as well, Why don't
Speaker 1: you lead with that? Absolutely, if you've got a juicy story,
Speaker 1: let's pivot there, go to the juicy story.
Speaker 4: Okay. So I was living up in a little place
Speaker 4: called Rockhampton, yeah at the time, and I was you know,
Speaker 4: I was based on the town bike. I was sleeping
Speaker 4: it everyone day and everyone there knows everyone.
Speaker 3: There are a lot of gays. Sorry to make assumptions,
Speaker 3: but are there a lot of gays in Rockhampton?
Speaker 4: There's not a lot of gays, but it's like all
Speaker 4: the games anyway. So there's one guy that I was
Speaker 4: kind of with but not really. We were like kind
Speaker 4: of friends but not really friends, so like situationship. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So he was traveling overseas and he had a boyfriend
Speaker 4: at the time who was not living in rocks who
Speaker 4: lived in another player, which is a while away anyway,
Speaker 4: So he asked, can my boyfriend live with you for
Speaker 4: a little while while I go travel over Say, okay, right, okay, So.
Speaker 3: It'd be like me saying, oh, Cheeri, I'm ending my
Speaker 3: least conshawn moving with you for a bit until I
Speaker 3: come back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, yeah, okay, twhich i'd say, yes, yeah.
Speaker 4: So I said, no problem whenever, go ahead. So then
Speaker 4: he moves in and as soon as his boyfriend is overseas,
Speaker 4: he like starts staying around on the town. So he
Speaker 4: starts going out doing whatever he wants to do. And
Speaker 4: I'm like, you know, what is your problem you do
Speaker 4: with I.
Speaker 2: Was sleeping around?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that that's never stopped a lot of
Speaker 3: gays anymore, so that doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 2: Open relationships and whatnot.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So then eventually he crawls into my dad and
Speaker 4: then we start sleeping together.
Speaker 1: Way, okay, that's not how that. That was not a
Speaker 1: natural progression. I need the context. Are they do they
Speaker 1: have an agreement? Is he cheating? Or is is this?
Speaker 1: Is this allowed? I don't know, okay, but you went in.
Speaker 2: It's probably worth asking the question next time.
Speaker 1: Bub I would have tried before I did buy. But
Speaker 1: that's all right.
Speaker 4: I don't think it was agreed he could sleep around.
Speaker 4: I think he was just like, you know, when the
Speaker 4: cat's away, that life's play.
Speaker 2: You asked, so you slept?
Speaker 4: I didn't do anything. He called it my bed.
Speaker 3: You slept with your best friend's partner. That would be
Speaker 3: like Sean and Mitch Roading.
Speaker 4: Wasn't my best friend anyway. But I don't know whether
Speaker 4: that happened. I think it just happened the once. I
Speaker 4: think that you might have sloped together or you know,
Speaker 4: had full sex for once and then that was it.
Speaker 4: And then like while he was overseas, he would call
Speaker 4: his boyfriend and he had like they'd have full blown
Speaker 4: screen arguments at each other over the sar. He'd be
Speaker 4: like completely drone, completely disorderly, wouldn't know where he was going.
Speaker 3: So do you suspect that they weren't overly happy together
Speaker 3: that's why he was sleeping around?
Speaker 4: I think so. Yes. Okay, So they're screaming at each
Speaker 4: other on the sarre and I'm witnessed it all, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, damn, like like this needs to stop, like
Speaker 4: you need to get out of this if he can.
Speaker 4: He comes back from overseas, he drags him out of
Speaker 4: my house basically pulls in what they have a car accident.
Speaker 4: I think one of them ran one of them off
Speaker 4: the road.
Speaker 2: At one point they were in the same car.
Speaker 4: I'm confused, No, no, no, he had his car over
Speaker 4: at my house.
Speaker 2: So they drove home in tandem.
Speaker 4: I think so, and then one of them ran the
Speaker 4: other one off the road. They were angry and having
Speaker 4: another argument or something, right, and then he then moved
Speaker 4: back into my house. Say for a little while when
Speaker 4: you're fucked, yes, and then eventually I think they break
Speaker 4: up somehow.
Speaker 2: Isn't it your friend?
Speaker 1: What do you mean they break up?
Speaker 4: Friend? It was like it was like more at a
Speaker 4: crazy flag. You know, we had like a know, we
Speaker 4: had a history, and then we were like friends.
Speaker 1: Everyone any story quite literally.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's it, And like I haven't spoken to
Speaker 4: the one that went overseas for like ages.
Speaker 3: I was about to say, did the so called friend
Speaker 3: ever find out about your reading his boyfriend?
Speaker 4: He did because I let it slept one time during conversation,
Speaker 4: just very casually. What did to say, I slept with
Speaker 4: your boyfriend?
Speaker 1: How did you take That's.
Speaker 3: Not a slip, that's just straight up confessing. I thought
Speaker 3: it was going to be like, yeah, I noticed that
Speaker 3: Seamus has a tattoo. When he's asked to.
Speaker 1: How dom I know about Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he just straight up told him okay, right, and.
Speaker 4: Then he took it and he was like oh okay,
Speaker 4: and then he like left and like didn't seek me
Speaker 4: for a while. Then it was cold from them. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you've just done it right. Yeah, well that was like
Speaker 4: five years ago.
Speaker 1: And now where are you at now? Do you have
Speaker 1: a partner?
Speaker 4: No, I don't. I'm single, ready to mingle and ready
Speaker 4: to settle down.
Speaker 3: If anyone wants to, any of our Brisbane gays listening
Speaker 3: right now, want to hit up our atom disorder something
Speaker 3: from Bunnings.
Speaker 1: What suburb?
Speaker 4: Bunning's a capera. That's where I usually go.
Speaker 3: You go if you want something delivered, He'll come around
Speaker 3: and deliver a little something extra.
Speaker 1: What are your preferences?
Speaker 4: I'm twenty nine. I like a masculine presenting nan.
Speaker 2: Uh huh thanks, I'm right here.
Speaker 1: So Coombs is fucked Yeah.
Speaker 4: So yeah, it's just like someone who's just you know,
Speaker 4: just no and likes to have fun, like to go out.
Speaker 1: Just name me next time. Yeah, Oh it's cheery your type.
Speaker 4: I think when Cherry was going through his co Pa,
Speaker 4: I was kind of in my like abstinent phase.
Speaker 2: You're like in the night.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and look and I'm you know, I'm not the
Speaker 4: beautiful goddess that you know in the world. But you know,
Speaker 4: I've got a bit of you know, fluff here and there,
Speaker 4: and I like he likes to eat all the time
Speaker 4: as well, which is funny enough. It's coming up to
Speaker 4: pig week as well, is it not?
Speaker 1: It is coming? Did you did you slide into my
Speaker 1: d ms?
Speaker 4: Oh no, I don't do anyone.
Speaker 1: You want to slid into, so to speak.
Speaker 4: Oh well, I am more a top.
Speaker 1: Oh that it never would have worked, so you mate,
Speaker 1: Sorry he's gone. It could have worked. What a sweetheart?
Speaker 1: He was nice? Oh my god, you actually did hang
Speaker 1: on I hung up on him. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: That's no thank you, Adam.
Speaker 3: If you if you're listening, which I assume you mark
Speaker 3: because he listens every episode, you can just DM gener
Speaker 3: on our Instagram.
Speaker 1: She'll a second love it love the Queen's love the
Speaker 1: gay lifestyle. I love that we can set how we
Speaker 1: want to love and date people. But I am not
Speaker 1: a fan of the like, Oh I didn't know that
Speaker 1: they weren't open or Cheating's not my fault, it's their thing.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna fuck him if you know that, it's
Speaker 1: gonna If it's I'm just not on that.
Speaker 3: I'm beginning to feel that we're in the minority though,
Speaker 3: the old fashioned types.
Speaker 1: I don't even think we're old fashion.
Speaker 2: Listen, I think we are now officially.
Speaker 3: It's I'm hearing more and more about the open relationship approach,
Speaker 3: like you're my boyfriend, but you can read others and whatever.
Speaker 1: I can have more than one boyfriend or whatever. It's
Speaker 1: not for me, that's for me. But I hear stuff
Speaker 1: like that, and I'm like, I just still think that's naughty.
Speaker 1: You fucked one of your friends.
Speaker 2: If I know, fuck one of your friend's boyfriends but
Speaker 2: they're not a friend. If the US have history.
Speaker 1: Boyfriends and was it in Bunnings, I'm very confused. No,
Speaker 1: I'll try and recap. No, I actually don't want you to.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: So Adam's sort of friend now an acquaintance we've established
Speaker 3: with dating a man and he was going over it's
Speaker 3: for written and said, can my boyfriend live with you?
Speaker 3: And they fucked and Adam didn't check if that was
Speaker 3: an option in their relationship.
Speaker 1: So yeah, Well, if you have a diesel car and
Speaker 1: you go to the petrol station, your fucking check if
Speaker 1: you're putting in the diesel, you don't just go whoops.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: But he's slidden to his bed.
Speaker 1: I just don't like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure there's plenty of people listening that would
Speaker 2: to remark it.
Speaker 1: I don't, and this is no per I'm just at a.
Speaker 3: Point where I'm like, nothing shocks me anymore. I've heard
Speaker 3: it all. That's what the gays are like.
Speaker 1: Nice to hear that on his time hearing it.
Speaker 2: I wish I could say the same. That felt targeted.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 1: You know, I was talking to someone back in my
Speaker 1: single days and I was like, where do you think
Speaker 1: I fall in the masculinity scale? If Joe Rogan was
Speaker 1: a one and Frankie Grande was a ten? He said
Speaker 1: I was a two? Really, I don't believe that. I
Speaker 1: don't think so. Not a two in the mask scale.
Speaker 2: I don't reckon you'd be over five though, Yeah, I'd
Speaker 2: be five.
Speaker 1: I'm not a four.
Speaker 3: What am I you should have for me at number ten?
Speaker 3: Not Frankie Grande in feminine presenting.
Speaker 1: Feminine presenting is one of those e femboys that wear
Speaker 1: the fucking knee high socks with a pale white skin.
Speaker 2: Are my socks not knee high?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Trust me, you are not wearing them right now? You
Speaker 1: are you could if you want to tell.
Speaker 3: But people confusing me for a woman, So I would
Speaker 3: have thought that gives me some sort of clown femininity scale.
Speaker 1: People don't actually confuse you for a woman. It is
Speaker 1: for me. It's them being biggots. They want to get
Speaker 1: a rise out of you.
Speaker 3: No, I will hand you my phone right now. To
Speaker 3: this day, that video that I posted at the Ears too,
Speaker 3: where in fucking February, still gets new comments every few minutes.
Speaker 3: It's the video where I was joking that I wanted
Speaker 3: Sean to propose to me during love Story, and every
Speaker 3: few fucking minutes I still get a new comment. Ready, Look,
Speaker 3: they genuinely think I'm a woman. It's not them getting
Speaker 3: a rise out of me.
Speaker 1: Look, oh God needs to shave. We need you Jesus.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, vile Mitch. I don't want to read these.
Speaker 2: These are discussions they I'm telling you, and people are
Speaker 2: genuinely confused.
Speaker 1: Well, they're fucking idiots because you on the Frankie Grande
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan scale are a seven my favorite number. I'm
Speaker 1: come home with seven. Take it, take it. I'm a
Speaker 1: three or seven? All right, Well let's go on that note.
Speaker 1: If you want to get in touch. Of course, don't
Speaker 1: forget you can. You can text us if you want
Speaker 1: side into the DMS.
Speaker 6: The number is what cherry this no oh four two
Speaker 6: two zero two twos at the end, two four two God.
Speaker 1: You hear this every week? None for you just did it?
Speaker 1: None for a zero two. There you go, thank you
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Speaker 1: person Cherry Adam Adam back. It's better and even working.
Speaker 1: We will be back very soon with f Dahn. Don't
Speaker 1: stress about it. If you don't want to listen, skip
Speaker 1: the episode.
Speaker 2: But also she's not on for the whole episode, so
Speaker 2: just skip her a.
Speaker 1: Bit fast forward like I do on TikTok Thumb to
Speaker 1: the right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, we're going to be doing our gems and
Speaker 3: obviously we don't keep any secrets from you, but if
Speaker 3: we did, we'd also keep it from her.
Speaker 1: Perfect sent Yeah, that checks out.
Speaker 2: That's you.
Speaker 1: On Wednesday, I get Jagabye Is it just Me? A
Speaker 1: podcast by a couple of miches. Make sure you've hit
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Speaker 3: Welcome to addbrief our secret segment on the end, what
Speaker 3: I was trying to say, there is that she won't
Speaker 3: be here.
Speaker 1: For a to debrief Ford, so that yeah, I was
Speaker 1: picking up what you was put She's got her own
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 2: Now, Adam mentioned Peak Week just then.
Speaker 3: Would you like an update in the poll we did
Speaker 3: because we were considering canceling Peak Week. Remember I wasn't well, no,
Speaker 3: but we put it to the idiots.
Speaker 1: Remember, yes, we did put it to the idiots. We
Speaker 1: are a people.
Speaker 3: Because we were talking about how people who suffer from mistophonia,
Speaker 3: they're getting loud. They keep complaining about us eating on
Speaker 3: the podcast, and we said, be given the time off
Speaker 3: so that they're not triggered by their phobia. It's funny
Speaker 3: hearing us eat during Pigweek.
Speaker 1: It's the whole point of that episode is that we eat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I know.
Speaker 3: And so we put it to the idiot saying what
Speaker 3: should we do going forward? One of the ideas that
Speaker 3: you came up with, which I actually thought was excellent.
Speaker 2: Oh really, I thought it was the best solution.
Speaker 1: You said.
Speaker 3: We released two episodes, two versions of the same episode.
Speaker 3: I should say. One of them includes all the chewing
Speaker 3: and the eating on Mike. One of them has that
Speaker 3: part muted, which isn't hard to do edit wise.
Speaker 1: I can do that.
Speaker 3: And I thought that our idiots would see reason and
Speaker 3: they would agree with that and think, yep, that's a
Speaker 3: fair solution.
Speaker 1: I haven't read these results.
Speaker 3: No, it turns out our idiots are a bit brutal
Speaker 3: because I put the pole in the group and like,
Speaker 3: vast majority of people say, fuck the mist of phobes,
Speaker 3: carry on as usual, don't like it?
Speaker 2: Don't listen, No, no, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know that a very few people three percent
Speaker 3: of people were in favor of the two version thing.
Speaker 1: Three percent of people, only three percent that thought that
Speaker 1: would be the best option.
Speaker 2: So did I.
Speaker 3: I was kind of like, yeah, that seems fair, and
Speaker 3: I'm sure our idiots will agree.
Speaker 2: Nap, they just like fuck them, play on dog?
Speaker 1: What else is there?
Speaker 3: If you're looking at the pole here like, yeah, the
Speaker 3: fuck it play on option is winning by a land.
Speaker 1: By what percentage?
Speaker 3: Seventy six? And then the other options are cancel it,
Speaker 3: no more pig week too quieter. She was as loud
Speaker 3: as possible advertise the episode is pig week, carry on
Speaker 3: as usual, but at a trigger morning, Oh do a
Speaker 3: whole will it crunch episode and piss everyone off.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: People are adding their own responses, yes, yes, but.
Speaker 2: The overwhelming majority say carry on as usual.
Speaker 1: I think I still think it's our podcast, our rules.
Speaker 1: If it's not hard for you put two versions of
Speaker 1: the episode out, then we can actually see to a
Speaker 1: t how many misophony as we have.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, I'm curious to experiment.
Speaker 1: Can I get this coffee video up for you? Oh?
Speaker 1: You're sold. I don't need to.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I understand the explanation.
Speaker 1: I don't need to go into it. Who was it
Speaker 1: again that does coffee? Hmmm? Pull someone and.
Speaker 2: You just wish you could watch it in double the speed?
Speaker 1: Yeah, quick a bit.
Speaker 2: Do you watch the sip version or the sip free?
Speaker 1: I here's the thing. I was so intrigued because I
Speaker 1: clicked the sip version, but then he said, just by
Speaker 1: the way, there is alternate video on this feed of
Speaker 1: this without the SIPs. So I went to watch it
Speaker 1: because I wanted to hear it. And you know what,
Speaker 1: I didn't miss. The SIPs didn't upset me, but I
Speaker 1: didn't feel I.
Speaker 3: Was well, Now, I don't feel like that's going to
Speaker 3: be a fair experiment, because if our idiots are curious.
Speaker 3: They'll go listen to the crunch free version of Pig
Speaker 3: Week and then the numbers will be thrown. It won't
Speaker 3: actually tell us how many miss phobes we have.
Speaker 1: But we're not Jamie Adams.
Speaker 2: We're just going to play on, Like the Pole says.
Speaker 1: All right, playing on. Sorry, mister phobes. We put it
Speaker 1: to the people. Ya oh, well, should we look at
Speaker 1: the results of the for darn Pole. We didn't do
Speaker 1: it for Darmpole.
Speaker 2: But yes, there were plenty of people saying that they
Speaker 2: were boycoding the episode.
Speaker 1: That's fine, I don't care. Maybe we should release two
Speaker 1: episodes of that two versions of that episode, one with
Speaker 1: Dan and the other one.
Speaker 3: Where we just and the whole time we're saying it
Speaker 3: up for Dane, she just never arrived, no, no, no, And
Speaker 3: then it cuts to.
Speaker 2: How good was for Dan when we get to the
Speaker 2: secret segment, or we.
Speaker 1: Might not say that if for Dane's not good, we
Speaker 1: might go how she was for done? And I think
Speaker 1: she'll be fantastic.
Speaker 3: So before we go right now, should we do a
Speaker 3: quick welfare check on Jenna? Did she survive the public
Speaker 3: speaking in front of the school, Did she accidentally chunder
Speaker 3: because of nerves.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. Let me call zero four two. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she might have to do understand by.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it takes a couple of rings to get through,
Speaker 3: doesn't it's.
Speaker 1: Texting to.
Speaker 4: Zero four two three.
Speaker 3: I will forget about that then, you know, I'm just
Speaker 3: thinking back to maybe she's in hospital.
Speaker 2: Maybe she passed out because she was nervous.
Speaker 1: That's a real long bow. It's a stretch to get
Speaker 1: from not answering her phone to being in hospital.
Speaker 3: But this is what I'm saying. She had to do
Speaker 3: public seaking in front of a school excursion. Maybe maybe
Speaker 3: she found that so of warmly she fainted. If it's
Speaker 3: me on the flyve you never fainted.
Speaker 1: I've never fainted. I want to know what it's like.
Speaker 1: I've never passed out, never fainted. And you know what,
Speaker 1: I've got a phobia of it. A phobia of fainting,
Speaker 1: not a phobia. But I am deathly scared of fainting.
Speaker 1: I am so scared of passing out. I say, bring
Speaker 1: it on, nah, because to me, the Gordo nap. Realizing
Speaker 1: that I might have a little control freak tendency in me,
Speaker 1: I just think and I explore it with my therapist
Speaker 1: ones I'm passing out a therapist that I don't want
Speaker 1: to pass out because I don't want to give up
Speaker 1: the control of my body. I like to be in control.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't like doing drugs. I don't like coke.
Speaker 1: I don't like any pills because when you're putting your
Speaker 1: body in that realm, you give it, you give up control,
Speaker 1: and I don't like it. Because she's asked, you do drugs,
Speaker 1: might now I don't do drugs because I don't like
Speaker 1: my body. I don't like putting my body in a
Speaker 1: state for a said amount of time and then not
Speaker 1: being able to come out of it if I don't
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 3: And she's like, ah, right now, I know what you mean,
Speaker 3: because I was going to say, you don't become a
Speaker 3: fucking puppet if you take a pill.
Speaker 2: I don't just lose control and go why.
Speaker 1: Is my arm moving? I know if you do that,
Speaker 1: it means you've taken a bad batch. I know I've
Speaker 1: been there, but I just it just was a good
Speaker 1: realization that I'm like, oh, I think I like to
Speaker 1: be in control of my body. Not a bad thing, but.
Speaker 2: That's a very normal thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I just want to be able to say
Speaker 3: I've experienced fainting, but I will never come close because
Speaker 3: often people faint because they haven't eaten.
Speaker 1: I could be it's one thing I've never done. It's
Speaker 1: not eat same. We both have that hormone, don't we.
Speaker 1: We love to eat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like I've learned not to overeat, which is good.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yep, Okay, I'm fueled.
Speaker 2: That's good. But if there's one thing I'll never do,
Speaker 2: it's just forget to eat. But like I'm a good
Speaker 2: I forgot to eat.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know how all those I think about,
Speaker 1: I know all those people on the weight loss drugs,
Speaker 1: the zen picks and the whatever the other one is.
Speaker 1: We'll go o via whatever it's called. They say. They
Speaker 1: talk about the food noise or the food chatter. Have
Speaker 1: you seen these vie and that goes away? And now
Speaker 1: they're potentially looking at.
Speaker 2: But how can ozimbic stop the food chatter?
Speaker 3: Okay, apparently Kate de Rouge, I've seen her TikTok she
Speaker 3: says that it doesn't stop the food chatter?
Speaker 1: Is she on a zimpic?
Speaker 2: She was frail and idol?
Speaker 1: Did she lose weight? Yeh wow. So many people are
Speaker 1: very very open about it, aren't they. My point is, mmm,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I don't think you do.
Speaker 2: No your coffee in the riddle and a fucking sending yours.
Speaker 1: It's because, yes, it's because it's because we're at that
Speaker 1: point now friendship. Because the food chat I'm saying, apparently
Speaker 1: it helps with food chatter, and i'd be how can it?
Speaker 1: Or I don't know. I was not long enough to
Speaker 1: get that experience, but I'd love to not think about
Speaker 1: food because right now much I'm thinking about a sandwich.
Speaker 1: Right now, I'm thinking about it having.
Speaker 2: Maybe we should do something about that.
Speaker 1: What get food?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh you wrap it up now?
Speaker 1: Oh? All right?
Speaker 2: Because yeah, my tim is grumbling.
Speaker 1: Yeah I can hear it. Yeah yeah, I say, good
Speaker 1: on short? What very sexual?
Speaker 2: Where are you going to take that? I don't do
Speaker 2: it on short.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to make my stomach grumble. You've
Speaker 1: pleads detail because he fills you up with his penis.
Speaker 1: I oh my god, I don't know where it's come from.
Speaker 1: But the vulgarity. You're right, and I don't know what's
Speaker 1: going on with me. I'm very happy sexually relationship wise, but.
Speaker 3: I can't remember who it was, but someone feedback was
Speaker 3: yeah no, I was literally getting essentially live tweets because
Speaker 3: someone within the last maybe six months only just started
Speaker 3: listening to the podcast from episode one onwards and they've
Speaker 3: just been sending me their commentary as they go.
Speaker 1: Cute.
Speaker 3: I get that, and it's like post breakup of yours
Speaker 3: that she was Like Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: The podcast never used to be this mutting.
Speaker 3: Now you can't go an episode without cheery mentioning anal sex.
Speaker 3: Because I feel, maybe not one hundred percent of the time,
Speaker 3: but at least nine percent of the time, I'm not
Speaker 3: the one to bring it up.
Speaker 1: I'm very proud of it. Of what anal sayings not easy.
Speaker 3: You just picture it on the other foot, fucking straight
Speaker 3: boys sitting around talking about vaginal sex all the time.
Speaker 1: Different, it's not, it is different.
Speaker 2: Some people just don't want to hear that it's nuanced.
Speaker 1: It's different. It's not new ones. That's I wish it
Speaker 1: was such an easy run to be able to talk
Speaker 1: about their heterosexual sex Gameen we're not allowed, okay anal
Speaker 1: sex for decades, and now we finally are. And I'm
Speaker 1: being silenced.
Speaker 3: What if I was a woman and I said, oh,
Speaker 3: my stomach's grumbling. He said, oh, is that because your
Speaker 3: boyfriend stabbed one up?
Speaker 1: Your pulse completely different?
Speaker 2: I think it should be treated this.
Speaker 1: Treat me like a lady. Please, don't speak to me
Speaker 1: with that vulgarison. Why start now, let's go home. Everyone,
Speaker 1: thanks for listen.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 2: percent better today. That's all.
Speaker 4: So we do.
Speaker 2: Fuck, give Jenna one more ring.
Speaker 1: She's got to say this, so you do. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: what a cow here? Treating her like a lady. Treat
Speaker 1: me like a lady. Where's that slutch? Jenna? Zero?
Speaker 4: Cool?
Speaker 2: No fucker? So we do.
Speaker 1: So we do.
Speaker 2: Thanks repay it in unison?
Speaker 1: So we do.
Speaker 2: We did the same note I'll do Jenn.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we do? What in the spike she was
Speaker 1: always here in the Spotify We're going to ask what
Speaker 1: is Mitch and Mitch on the scale of Joe Rogan
Speaker 1: to Frankie Grande? It's weird as scale. I don't think
Speaker 1: that's it anywhere. Who's the more feminine than Frankie Grande?
Speaker 2: Mitchell kems.
Speaker 1: Okay, if you want to be the top never been
Speaker 1: said before. I don't know. I'm just trying to keep
Speaker 1: it fun. We'll make the question, how is the weather
Speaker 1: in your local areac? I want to do that. What
Speaker 1: did you have for tea?
Speaker 2: What's the name of your local Bunning's delivery driver?
Speaker 1: What's your favorite arnt? It's Bicky.
Speaker 2: I'd like to hear that.
Speaker 1: Three to two, one arrow root.
Speaker 2: Ah, I was thinking the creams. That's a whole different
Speaker 2: kettle of fish.
Speaker 1: For you're dirty, your mind's in the gutter.
Speaker 2: Well, because I want I want to lock out him.
Speaker 3: Monte Carlo, where'd you meet him?
Speaker 1: Goodness me, let's go here. What was back on Wednesday?
Speaker 1: How timer? Can I just peel the curtain back? We
Speaker 1: have a time of the because we try to keep
Speaker 1: the episodes to a same length every week, we have
Speaker 1: a time hasn't happen? I never, I know, we never
Speaker 1: look at it. But right now it's in a different
Speaker 1: position because we're in the trash canceled studios. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: time it's throwing me off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because we keep the whole point of two episodes
Speaker 3: a week with shorter episodes, and we've relapsed.
Speaker 1: We keep talking too long. Hey, you've criticized me for
Speaker 1: not laughing at your jokes. I've been great today.
Speaker 3: Have Actually it's the fucking riddling and the ice laste.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna bring like seven of them every time I
Speaker 3: come to the studio.
Speaker 1: There's an ALB plus A plus one. I go an
Speaker 1: extra shot. I'm alone, black, gorgeous. Yeah, get me on
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