WEBVTT - #209: Churi's Hyped Up 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:09.320 This is just hosted a black couple of mitches. Bles 0:00:09.480 --> 0:00:13.320 yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. Did you 0:00:13.360 --> 0:00:15.720 know this? And Apple has the same caffeine as a 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:16.919 four one shot coffee? 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:18.520 Bullshit, he's serious. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:23.000 Yeah, I'm in a good guy. Now. What is it 0:00:23.160 --> 0:00:28.040 that says there is no caffeine in the house? Is 0:00:28.400 --> 0:00:34.360 Mitch Julie and Mitchell coops? Hello? Yeah, oh my god. 0:00:34.360 --> 0:00:38.000 Look I've got an iced latte. Yeah, never do ice latte, 0:00:38.159 --> 0:00:40.000 but I just feel like I'm such an ice lante 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:40.520 girl drinking. 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:43.560 I did think that was strange because whenever I'm doing 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:45.800 a quick coffee run before the show, you always say no. 0:00:46.360 --> 0:00:48.280 And then you walked in here with a fucking ice latae. 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:49.839 I was like, who are you? I know, well, I 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:51.720 don't know there was a coffee shop, and I got 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:54.880 fully swayed by the marketing and I said, I'm gonna 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:56.280 call me Joe. I said, you want coffee. You said no, 0:00:56.320 --> 0:00:56.959 I've just made one. 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:58.640 I literally had just made one in the kitchen. 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:00.560 But you know, when you've like fat around in the morning, 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:02.240 so you're kind of rushing to go somewhere and you're 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:04.360 still hot from the shower. Yeah, you have a hot shower. 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:05.640 Your body hasn't cooled down yet. 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:07.839 Oh so you've driven all this way and you still 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:09.320 needed something to ic you down. 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:11.160 I had a hot coffee in the morning, and then 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:13.039 I had the hot shower, did my skin care and 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:15.800 my skin still hadn't absorbed in. Yeah, I was a 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:18.000 bit damp. So I went, you know what a nice 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:20.199 iced latte be good? So I ordered this ice latte. 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:22.000 And as I sit here, you're appearing jittery. 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:26.040 So right now, because I haven't seen, it's a shock 0:01:26.080 --> 0:01:26.720 to your system. 0:01:27.080 --> 0:01:29.000 Well, yeah, I haven't been drinking. I've only done one 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:31.280 coffee a day for like the last year, two years. 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:34.240 It could be secondly, in a couple of hours. I'm 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:35.360 gonna be crazy. Guys. 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:38.680 Can I just give a fun facts to our idiots 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:42.679 right now? Any former trash bags listening to the podcast 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:45.600 right now? Yeah, we're not in our regular studio of 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:48.000 at our Heart right here. We are in what used 0:01:48.000 --> 0:01:49.920 to be the trash Alley studios. 0:01:49.560 --> 0:01:52.080 Reck Spotify canceled the podcast and I had the studio 0:01:52.200 --> 0:01:54.200 that you met up. They used it as some sort 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:56.440 of I don't know, it looks to be a bit 0:01:56.480 --> 0:02:00.080 of Alive from trash Alley the trash Alley Tower. This 0:02:00.160 --> 0:02:02.920 is also the same podcast studio that Cat Clark's uses 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:04.600 for the podcast The Kitty Cats. 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:05.600 Did I tell you. 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:08.760 About the most awkward thing that happened? It's Cat Clark related. 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:11.360 She's a TikTok For those who don't know, Cat Clark 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:14.360 is a big Australian, the best TikTok TikTok in the country. 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:18.240 So my manager, David is also Cat Clark's manager. 0:02:18.400 --> 0:02:18.600 Yeah. 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:21.799 And I was trying to call David one morning. I 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:24.239 couldn't get a hold of him. And then later that 0:02:24.320 --> 0:02:26.359 day I spoke to Sonya, one of the other girls 0:02:26.400 --> 0:02:28.880 in the office, about something totally unrelated. 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:30.359 But I said to her, Hey, well, I've got you. 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:31.799 Is David in today? 0:02:32.280 --> 0:02:35.400 I was trying to reach him earlier And Sonya says, oh, no, 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:39.280 so he's been dealing with cat Oh. Now, I don't 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:41.400 know what happened. I don't know if the phone line 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:43.720 was muffled or if I just wasn't listening properly, but 0:02:43.880 --> 0:02:47.799 I heard Cat as in Cat Clark. But Sonia meant 0:02:47.880 --> 0:02:50.960 David was dealing with his cat oh. And then she 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:55.440 proceeded to say, yeah, it's not looking good. Yeah, they're 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:57.840 talking surgeries that they've found a tumor. 0:02:57.960 --> 0:02:59.200 Oh no, you're thinking Cat Clark. 0:02:59.240 --> 0:03:03.320 I'm thinking, oh my god, that's awful. Cat Clark's such 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:05.600 a young mum. My god, I can't believe she's terminal. 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:06.320 You serious? 0:03:07.240 --> 0:03:10.440 And I had this whole conversation thinking that it was 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:13.880 Cat Clark on her fucking deathbed. I was devastated. And 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:16.880 then Sonia says, yeah, but like it's fine. 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:20.560 She's had a long life. I said, has she? And 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:22.080 she goes, yeah, well for a cat. 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:23.520 And I'm like, what difference. 0:03:23.160 --> 0:03:25.440 Does someone's name make on your life expectancy? 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:27.600 Am I young for a Mitchell? I don't get it, 0:03:27.639 --> 0:03:28.160 and I don't think. 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:30.480 She goes well, she's fourteen. That's pretty old in cat years. 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:34.560 And that's when I went, oh my god, Okay, Cat 0:03:34.600 --> 0:03:36.200 Clark isn't going to die. 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:36.920 I think no. 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:40.040 But also David's cat's a virk, so it's all good. 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:41.680 Well that ends well, it's a great day for Cat. 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:46.120 Well, I have a story to tell you. My beautiful manager, Kate. 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:47.800 I had lunch with there this week and she goes 0:03:47.840 --> 0:03:49.680 to me, she's new she's just signed on. Yeah, just 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:52.080 signed a new management. Very happy. I love them. So 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:55.240 she flew ITU from Melbourne to have lunch and as 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:57.080 we were walking to lunch, she said, I love the 0:03:57.080 --> 0:03:58.160 podcast by the way. 0:03:58.360 --> 0:03:59.920 Ah, I love her already. 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:02.200 Yeah, she's doing a due diligence. She's listening to the 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:05.000 podcast to you know, understand me and whatever. She listened 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:06.360 to the podcast and she goes, can I just get 0:04:06.360 --> 0:04:08.520 a few things straight? She goes the girl in the 0:04:08.520 --> 0:04:11.600 podcast and I said, it's Mitchell of Mitchell, but we. 0:04:11.600 --> 0:04:12.520 Invite a third occasion. 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:15.240 Yeah, no, no, it's Jenna, he said. She said right, 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:18.359 So she went, so did she want a baby? And 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:21.760 because she's friends with Mitchell, I'm not bullshiting you. Because 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:23.880 she's friends with Mitchell. Did it just come about that 0:04:24.160 --> 0:04:26.000 his sperm? It was easy? And is he going to 0:04:26.000 --> 0:04:27.719 be on the is he going to be involved? 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:28.560 She thinks it's real. 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:31.840 She hand on heart, thought it was real. And I said, oh, okay, 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:33.840 it's a bit. It's a joke. It's a bit, and 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:36.520 she went she felt like it's such a fool. So 0:04:36.600 --> 0:04:39.160 we need to be way more clear to our audience. 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:41.600 I think we drop it because I got a message 0:04:41.600 --> 0:04:44.600 the other day saying that, oh, it might be offensive 0:04:44.720 --> 0:04:47.279 to people with fertility issues to joke about having a 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:49.560 baby with Jenna, and I said, yeah. 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:51.400 No, fair call. I actually that thought had entered. 0:04:51.200 --> 0:04:55.000 My mind already, but when someone pointed out, I was like, okay, 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:55.480 we might just. 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:56.720 Have to leave. I fully get that. 0:04:56.960 --> 0:04:59.000 I was prepared to make it a nine month running game. 0:04:59.080 --> 0:04:59.640 I know we aren't. 0:04:59.680 --> 0:05:01.200 No, I think that's a good call. 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:03.039 I've been getting a bit of that lately, people getting 0:05:03.040 --> 0:05:06.920 offended on other people's behalf. Yeah, you might offend someone, 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:07.880 you might offend someone. 0:05:08.120 --> 0:05:08.640 How about this? 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:10.560 When I do offend you, let me know and I 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:14.000 hope to learn from it. But yeah, I won't bang 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:15.120 on about it. But I've been getting a lot of 0:05:15.120 --> 0:05:17.440 that lately, people saying, oh, that might offend someone, That 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:18.240 might offend someone. 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:19.600 I remember at the start of You, you sat down 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:21.200 with me and you said, I've been listening to a 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:22.920 new podcast and I'm inspired by it. And I said, 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:24.359 what was the show? And you said to Joe Rogan, 0:05:24.480 --> 0:05:26.400 and I thought, interesting that you want to go down 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:29.080 that route. But I get you. I'm with you, and I. 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:31.800 Actually imagine if Joe Rogan had that filter, should I 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:33.359 say this or may it offend someone? 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:35.640 Nap? Do you think he's the benchmark for our show? 0:05:36.200 --> 0:05:39.039 I ever said he was, but I will take a 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:42.800 vow to stop sneezing on the shirt, said you will 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:49.920 anyone who might be sniffley No, the fertility thing, that's 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:50.720 the good of course. 0:05:51.279 --> 0:05:54.280 And plus Jenna's not here today anyway, our third wheels. 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:59.520 She's not here. She's doing a corporate presentation. We said, Jenna, 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:01.960 can you get to the trash Bag studios and she 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:04.039 said no, I'm presenting. 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:07.000 The Baall excursion coming to the radio station and Jenna's 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:07.640 doing a speech. 0:06:07.680 --> 0:06:11.200 Shit this They said, hey, Arn who owns the iHeartRadio 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:13.800 which where we do host the podcast, said we want 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:16.240 to do a presentation to school students. We need someone 0:06:16.320 --> 0:06:19.560 who is in production, someone who is in audio, someone 0:06:19.600 --> 0:06:22.679 who is a presenter. And they asked Jenna Benson. 0:06:23.360 --> 0:06:26.440 I just can't picture her giving a speech to all 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:28.400 these school students because, like, wouldn't she get shy? 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:30.080 Maybe I underestimate our Jennevief. 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:34.640 I've got a question for Jenna, what what is it? 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:41.520 Who's your students would be so intimidated you can't teach anyone. Actually, 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:43.560 that's not fair. Jenna's very bright, and she's good at 0:06:43.600 --> 0:06:44.120 what she does. 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:47.480 Oh no, no, one's negating that. I just I can't 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:49.960 picture her as a confident pubic speaker. But maybe I'm 0:06:49.960 --> 0:06:53.480 totally wrong. Imagine if the quivery voice just disappeared when 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:54.560 she's public speaking. 0:06:54.360 --> 0:06:57.200 She's like, good morning, Oh yeah, welcome everyone. 0:06:57.640 --> 0:06:59.599 Jenner is like Harrison Craig. Remember that boy that had 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:02.600 the start but he could not speak a sentence without stuttering, 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:06.559 But the moment he sung, he started disppeared. That's Jenna, 0:07:07.200 --> 0:07:07.800 just like the king. 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:09.600 Speech, And so she's currently singing. 0:07:09.279 --> 0:07:12.840 To that would not inspire anyone. You know what Kiss 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:15.840 sometimes do. Yeah, they record these presos and put them 0:07:15.840 --> 0:07:16.680 on the internal intro. 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:20.800 So if you find Jeni's presentation, we're gonna air it 0:07:20.880 --> 0:07:22.920 in full at the Bonus. 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:25.840 Episode, full unedited Jenna performance. We don't want to laugh 0:07:25.840 --> 0:07:28.240 at her. I just want to hear how she sounds. Yeah, brilliant, 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:28.920 she'd be brilliant. 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:30.480 Maybe we should try a caller later to see how 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:33.200 it went. Yeah, perhaps because it should be finished by 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:34.400 the time we finished. 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:36.280 This episode, like it was a direct clash of time. 0:07:36.360 --> 0:07:36.680 It was. 0:07:37.400 --> 0:07:39.520 Well, let's go, let's jump into the show. If it's 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:41.760 your first time listening. We start every episode with an 0:07:41.800 --> 0:07:44.520 is it just me something we've noticed, something we hate, 0:07:44.880 --> 0:07:46.320 or something we appreciate. 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:49.440 Mine is a classic case of me overthinking shit, I believe. 0:07:49.640 --> 0:07:53.000 Yeah, me too. Really were often in sync? Okay, what 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:55.120 girls when their periods get SYNCD up, which I don't 0:07:55.120 --> 0:07:56.240 know if that's even a true thing. 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:59.120 I reckon it would be like sometimes people in officers 0:07:59.200 --> 0:08:01.720 notice that they all see cup But that would take 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:04.400 a while, wouldn't it. Yeah, because if you just randomly 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:06.920 didn't have your period when you would expect to, you'd 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:08.160 be thinking, oh my god, I'm pregnant. 0:08:08.160 --> 0:08:10.120 Oh shit, sorry, that's insanse I ever brought it up. 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:11.920 Do you think your mood sinks up with Sean's mood? 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:12.560 Your boyfriends? 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:15.480 I don't know. 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:18.960 How often do you see him, like weekends, Friday, Sundays. 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:19.040 Oh? 0:08:19.120 --> 0:08:21.520 I would say, like on average three or four times 0:08:21.520 --> 0:08:23.560 a week because he sometimes comes over during the week. 0:08:23.800 --> 0:08:24.840 Is it it's me on the fly? Am I a 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:26.520 bad boyfriend? Because I just never go to his house. 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:28.800 Now he's basically just we don't even question it. He 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:30.960 just comes to mind. In the early days, it used 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:33.280 to be oh, what should we do this weekend? Should 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:34.600 I come to your place? Did you come to mine? 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:35.880 He just rocks up? 0:08:35.880 --> 0:08:39.080 Now, call me old fashion, but the top goes to 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:41.880 the bottom. Have some respect. 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:43.880 That actually really suits me in this instance that I 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:46.640 don't have to travel, No, nor should you. Mike excuse 0:08:46.679 --> 0:08:48.840 was always that he doesn't have air con, but I 0:08:48.880 --> 0:08:49.559 can't use that now. 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:51.400 It's fucking freeze any winter you want to cuddle up 0:08:51.400 --> 0:08:53.120 to someone, it's cuffing seasons. 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:55.400 But I also don't have airn in my bedroom, like 0:08:55.440 --> 0:08:56.400 it's only in the lound rooms. 0:08:56.440 --> 0:08:59.920 So that didn't get me fin carries through. All right, Well, 0:09:00.080 --> 0:09:02.760 let's go mine? Is Mine's just something that I've noticed better. 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:04.960 I'm worried about, and it's something you're ever thinking, I'm 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:06.880 ever thinking, and I'm worried about. I'm really worried about 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:08.720 what it's doing to my mental health and my brain. 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:11.880 Okay, well mine's a bit more stupid than that. Should 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:12.280 I go first? 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:12.480 Yeah? 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:15.000 Yeah, all right, let's go. Brad Lee count me in, please, mate? 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:17.760 Is it just me? 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:24.960 It's buzzing someone's apartment? Actually quite a daunting fucking experience. 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:27.400 Oh my god, this I can agree with you on 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:31.560 really yeah, because some we haven't agreed in age. I 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:34.520 don't know if we really needed this for relationship. We haven't. 0:09:34.640 --> 0:09:38.160 And you're right, there is no consistency with how it works. 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:40.880 It's always a one nine oh three hash, or it's 0:09:40.920 --> 0:09:42.880 a did I just give out your room number, your 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:47.280 apartment number No. One nine oh three, buzz one nine 0:09:47.320 --> 0:09:49.880 o three bell, or then you've got a bell one 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:52.880 nine oh three or just three. There's no consistency. 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:56.400 I wasn't talking about that. I find the buzzing process 0:09:56.520 --> 0:10:00.240 quite straightforward. It's more just how to behave Do you 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:03.640 buzz someone's apartment, especially the ones that have cameras. I'm like, 0:10:04.040 --> 0:10:05.800 what do I do in this situation? Do I like 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:07.960 treat it like I'm on the news and I'm doing 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:10.120 a piece of camera, look down the lens and say hello, 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:13.160 I'm here, let me in please hello? 0:10:13.440 --> 0:10:14.040 Yes, hello. 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:16.559 But that seems a bit creepy because it's a fish eye. 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:18.000 If you make an eye contact, you look like a 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:19.680 fuck with you look like a fly totally. 0:10:19.720 --> 0:10:22.120 Then they upload that footage to TikTok and put the 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:23.920 scary music underneath it. All of a sudden, you're a 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:26.000 creep on Crystal meth out in front of someone's house. 0:10:26.040 --> 0:10:26.760 But then what do you do? 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:28.559 Do you just stand there betend the camera's not there? 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:31.400 Act natural, which is something that I've never been able 0:10:31.400 --> 0:10:32.920 to do. Just act natural, That's what I do. I 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:34.080 got this a wave. 0:10:34.360 --> 0:10:35.720 Huse me. 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:38.120 I always think that people are impatient When they buzz 0:10:38.200 --> 0:10:41.320 my apartment and I look on the camera and they're 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:43.760 basically leaning against the door, just waiting for me to 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:44.200 open it. 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:46.200 I'm like, oh, fuck me, did I hold you up 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:49.560 that long? Sweetheart's soor ray? But then I sometimes I 0:10:49.600 --> 0:10:51.400 step out of frame of the camera. 0:10:51.520 --> 0:10:53.120 But is that going to confuse them more? I just 0:10:53.480 --> 0:10:54.760 I spiral? 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:56.679 How do I behave when there's a camera filming me 0:10:56.720 --> 0:10:57.280 at the doorbell? 0:10:57.400 --> 0:10:59.520 You don't need to worry. It's not going anywhere. It's 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:01.560 not going to be anywhere. You just need to be yourself. 0:11:01.720 --> 0:11:04.360 You need to go Hi, come up with it or 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:06.680 open for me. Maybe you need to look ahead. Do 0:11:06.760 --> 0:11:08.440 I take the lift? Will the lift get me up? 0:11:08.520 --> 0:11:09.280 Ask a question? 0:11:09.720 --> 0:11:11.559 It can be somewhere I've been a thousand times, though. 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:13.920 Yeah, it still stresses you are Yeah, because I'm like, 0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:14.240 how do I. 0:11:14.240 --> 0:11:16.880 Act natural on camera? And also is it just me 0:11:16.960 --> 0:11:19.800 on the fly. How much band do I engage in 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:23.360 exactly because frankly, if someone buzzes me up to their 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:26.480 apartment without saying hello on the speaker, I feel like 0:11:26.880 --> 0:11:29.640 they want to murder me. It feels like they're so 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:32.240 furious at me for something. I feel like I'm in trouble. 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:33.080 If I just go. 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:36.160 And they need to hear. 0:11:37.880 --> 0:11:40.800 Oh and they don't say hi, come up yeah from 0:11:40.800 --> 0:11:44.600 inside the apartment, I feel like I've offended them somehow 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:45.560 and they want me dead. 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:47.160 He's a good way to look at it. I think 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:49.760 the etiquette is on the person who is inside the apartment. 0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:51.960 If they buzz you in like that and all you 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:54.320 hear is at the click of the door, which is cold, 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:57.040 that's rude. But if you get to come up, see 0:11:57.040 --> 0:11:59.360 you up level three like that's all they need to say. 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:01.880 This on you, Mitchell. It's on them to make you 0:12:01.920 --> 0:12:03.960 feel warm And I'm going to give you a compliment here. Yes, 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:08.079 I've never felt anything but warmth, and I'm buzzing into 0:12:08.120 --> 0:12:09.440 your part. Thank you. I try. 0:12:09.480 --> 0:12:11.760 I treat it like I'm working the macas drive through again. 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:12.640 Back in the day. 0:12:12.640 --> 0:12:14.760 I'm like, Hello, how can I help today? 0:12:15.080 --> 0:12:17.240 Yep, you're right to drive up. I've got that energy. 0:12:17.440 --> 0:12:20.440 You'll often go yeah, up you come. You say something 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:22.480 to that chock, I'll be like, who is there? Yeah, 0:12:22.520 --> 0:12:24.840 you feel like a fuck with a choke something like that. 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:27.560 I actually did it recently, buzzed into a friend's apartment, 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:31.120 went upstairs and they gave me the cold, didn't say anything, 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:32.960 and I was like, what did I do? 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:35.199 Were I in trouble? They said no, no, my speaker is broken. 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:38.240 I can't talk. Yeah, And I was like, oh, the 0:12:38.320 --> 0:12:40.320 relief I'm feeling right now. I thought I was in 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:41.080 fucking trouble. 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:43.240 Oh my god. In my first terrast, we had you've 0:12:43.240 --> 0:12:46.160 been to that house, the one in glebe Ah. Yeah, 0:12:46.200 --> 0:12:48.480 it had an entrance like that, and why was this 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:50.640 a terrorist? It wasn't an apartment, no, but there was 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:52.679 there was Remember there was a top and they subdivided 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:54.240 the terraces. The top four of the terrast was we 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:56.439 remember you came up those stairs. Yeah, maybe you'd walk 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:58.280 in there was not that one. Sorry I'm confusing it. 0:12:58.360 --> 0:12:59.200 I'm confusing your house. 0:12:59.360 --> 0:13:02.080 Yeah, and I had a little fuck you get around, 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:04.800 I know, I really dory carry on, that's a right 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:07.000 and I. I'd have to hold it like a phone, 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:09.600 and it had a bungee cord like I was one 0:13:09.640 --> 0:13:11.920 of those cocky gay attendants on a Delta Airways fly. 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:14.440 I loved that style of butz. I had that in 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:17.040 one of my old apartments and there was no pressure 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:17.640 of the camera. 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:20.440 It was gorgeous. See maybe that's it. There is a 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:23.240 different energy when you're on camera too, when you not, 0:13:23.280 --> 0:13:25.520 because that one wasn't. That was all audio and it's 0:13:25.600 --> 0:13:27.760 nice and chill cool colme collected. While we're at it, 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:30.120 you can fuck off with your ring doorbells. 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:33.079 Yeah, the ones that record that you mentioned before. Yes, 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:37.280 I struggle for storage space on all of my devices 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:37.719 as it is. 0:13:37.760 --> 0:13:39.400 I don't want to have to back up a doorbell. 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:41.680 That just sounds like too much fucking admin. 0:13:42.240 --> 0:13:45.520 I went to my brother's place recently in Newcastle and 0:13:45.760 --> 0:13:47.640 Sean and I rock up because we're staying there that night. 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:52.080 Turns out my brother Mark and Sasha, yes, yes, yes, yes, 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:56.120 they were down at the Cricket and so I'm knocking 0:13:56.160 --> 0:13:58.880 on this door. There's no handle, and then all of 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:01.319 a sudden, Sasha said to me and says, Hi, I've 0:14:01.360 --> 0:14:04.000 just spotted you. On the cameras because it sends an 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:06.240 alert to her phone if it notices any motion in 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:09.319 the front yard, backyard. She's got cameras everywhere, and then 0:14:10.000 --> 0:14:12.040 she goes, Hi, just spotted you on the cameras. 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:15.640 The pin, the pin to the house is blah blah 0:14:15.640 --> 0:14:17.880 blah blah blah. They don't have a door handle. 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:19.160 It's a pin. And I was like, this is too 0:14:19.200 --> 0:14:21.120 high tech for a home in newcast I know, I've 0:14:21.160 --> 0:14:25.000 got a friend that has a thumb print door. It's dumb, 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:25.880 so you have. 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:27.360 To register your fingerprint to get in. 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:29.120 And you know how thieves are going to hack your house, 0:14:29.440 --> 0:14:30.840 You're gonna drop your fucking thumb off. 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:35.720 Or I was thinking they just go like in the 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:37.800 movies and make the thumb print appear like. 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:38.480 Fogging it up. 0:14:38.640 --> 0:14:41.200 Yes, I don't know if that actually works, but cutting 0:14:41.240 --> 0:14:42.520 the thumb off seems a bit more dressed. 0:14:42.720 --> 0:14:45.720 It does, doesn't it? Try the first Hey, if you're 0:14:45.720 --> 0:14:47.800 a robber and a band of the show, firstly, thanks 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:55.160 for listening to try that? Is it just me the 0:14:55.280 --> 0:14:58.800 rude shocks of young adults food? So coming up on 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:03.120 episode too ten out this Wednesday, we have very special 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:06.280 guests now I would say, and I just want everyone 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:10.000 listening to take a breath. One of our most controversial 0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:12.280 guests we've had on the show. What are you meaning? 0:15:12.280 --> 0:15:12.520 Well? 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:18.560 I wasn't aware that this content creator was so polarizing. 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:20.760 If you're in Australia, you will know her as for Dan, 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:23.240 or maybe you've been on a side of TikTok. 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:24.920 Maybe you've never fucking heard of her except for on 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:27.600 this podcast. Because I've been saying for months, where's for Dan? 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:27.920 Mate? 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:29.480 Have you broked her in yet? You've been hypeing it 0:15:29.560 --> 0:15:32.560 up and then just not actually following through. So on 0:15:32.600 --> 0:15:34.000 Wednesday it's allegedly happening. 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:35.360 We'll see for Dani's coming in. 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:37.680 I've been messaging with her and there were people in 0:15:37.680 --> 0:15:39.360 our Facebook group, I know what you're talking about now. 0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:42.400 I noticed a few people saying that they are no 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:44.640 fan and they're going to boycott the episode. That's fine, 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:46.640 that's that's your prerogative. But we're not gonna have her 0:15:46.680 --> 0:15:47.720 on for the whole episode. 0:15:47.760 --> 0:15:48.760 No, she's it's. 0:15:48.640 --> 0:15:50.440 Going to come into her little guest spot, bringing eachym 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:52.720 of her own, tell us something better than drugs and Dick. 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:54.080 Hopefully did you brief her about that. 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:58.480