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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Mini Bachelor returned last night, and everyone's personal favorite is,

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Speaker 2: of course, Sierra. After she said this comment, I.

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Speaker 1: Think I was pretty good on the red carpet, considering

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Speaker 1: I was absolutely fussing for a fart the entire time.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, I was so full of gaz I'm surprised I.

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Speaker 1: Didn't start levitating.

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Speaker 2: Get through every time. But you know what, I love

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Speaker 2: her honesty because the end of the day, we all

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Speaker 2: hold onto our farts on dates. We want to show

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Speaker 2: our best sides. So I've asked some women's call right

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Speaker 2: now in thirteen one o six five and just talked

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Speaker 2: to me and us about their perspective.

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Speaker 3: On a date.

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Speaker 2: When you're holding it and when you tried to release it,

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Speaker 2: how did that go? Do you have a tactic? Did

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Speaker 2: you get caught? Let's go to Marta. Here, Marta, what

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Speaker 2: happened with you?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Well, that was about say six years ago. I

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Speaker 1: wanted on a first date. I really really like this guy,

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Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god, how I don't

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Speaker 1: want to blow it. But I think it was just

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Speaker 1: the nerves, the stress, everything that was going on. I

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Speaker 1: was holding it. I couldn't go to the bathroom or anything.

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Speaker 1: So afterwards, I a dinner finished, no worries. We're walking

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Speaker 1: and I kept thinking, Okay, let's go to a public

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Speaker 1: place where there's a lot of noise so you wouldn't

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Speaker 1: hear it. And I was just but well, it actually

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Speaker 1: went and I couldn't hold it anymore, and it was

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Speaker 1: just so embarrassing, and I thought to myself, Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: did he actually hear it? Did he hear it? He

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Speaker 1: didn't say anything, and I'm like, oh my god, what happened?

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Speaker 1: And my mind was racing at the same time, thinking,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, this first day is just gone all

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Speaker 1: wrong completely. He doesn't like me anymore. It's not going well. Anyways.

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Speaker 1: At the end of the night, he actually said it.

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Speaker 1: It's like, look, you know, I know you're kind of nervous,

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Speaker 1: this happens, blah blah blah. But I felt so embarrassed,

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Speaker 1: so he did. The embarrassment on my face was just

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Speaker 1: you could feel it.

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Speaker 4: Was as you were leaving the restaurant, you let the

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Speaker 4: dogs out, Like when when was it You're just walking

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Speaker 4: down the street. Was it over the sound of traffic?

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Speaker 1: Wow? But I had no control over it anymore. I

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Speaker 1: mean you were holding it for so long.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're in continent. That's wild.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that is a shame to make you just the end.

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Speaker 5: I don't think she thought she was going to say.

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Speaker 5: She was like, by my boy, I can't my fats anymore.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I should say me in a business meaning

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Speaker 5: we were talking about chicks holding fats on dates. You're

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Speaker 5: on a date?

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Speaker 3: Yes, hi?

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Speaker 1: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Basically it was our second date, and ah god, I

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Speaker 3: was the trick. I have this thing called pod map,

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Speaker 3: so I'm basically intolerant to me like every single and

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Speaker 3: like I just non stop all the time. But basically

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Speaker 3: my trick was I just wear a G string. Oh

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Speaker 3: and that way my butt cheeks don't touch, so that

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Speaker 3: way when I do fight, it slides right out.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I just need to wear a TA banger.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, slices the are you wearing? Are you

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Speaker 4: wearing G bangers that have like a chock in it

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Speaker 4: like a doorstop? Like, what what's all the material? If

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Speaker 4: you got between your butt jakes, mate, that is wild,

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Speaker 4: my friend. My experience, like you know, the cheeks still touch,

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Speaker 4: chekes still touch?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's about how far in the g Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Well look, we probably don't need to get into that,

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Speaker 4: because that's you know, it is good to pass four.

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Speaker 2: And we can talk off here because I wouldn't mind

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Speaker 2: starting to wear g bang. It's just so I can

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Speaker 2: get away with some sneaky ones. Let's go to Christie

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Speaker 2: here thirty one O six five. Christie, we're talking women

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Speaker 2: holding on to guests on early dates. What happened with you?

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Speaker 3: I actually use mine purposely to get out of the date.

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Speaker 1: It was going horrible, and I do the same thing

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Speaker 1: as easy word banger cut it in half and.

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Speaker 4: Cut it in half. Whoa, what is back?

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Speaker 1: This is?

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Speaker 4: This is like this is the hack from way back.

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Speaker 4: You're saying, you do you cut the sounds that you

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Speaker 4: mean half if you wear a banger?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the sounds right.

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Speaker 4: It's like it's like a silencer on double oh sevens

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Speaker 4: revolver about.

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Speaker 1: All the way. But then like, so you've.

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Speaker 4: Got this, so you've got this, You've got the muffler on.

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Speaker 3: I've got the muffler on.

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Speaker 1: But a smell happened to escape, and I actually thought

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Speaker 1: I'd use the opportunity to blame it on him and say,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't believe you did that.

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Speaker 3: That's so disgusting and liked it.

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Speaker 4: You said that. You just said you're gross. I can't

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Speaker 4: believe you've far.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I blamed it on him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, oh my god, what is that smell.

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Speaker 3: I can't believe that. I'm just totally like.

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Speaker 1: It out of there him.

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Speaker 4: He is so savy.

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Speaker 5: You I love that climbs it on him and veils.

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Speaker 1: Here more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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