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Speaker 1: Happy Wednesday. It's the jam Nation Podcast with Jonesy and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: Jonesy enlighten me today about the new fashion trend the

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Speaker 2: loin cloth. Yea, it's not it's skimpier than a loin.

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Speaker 1: Well you you've got a degree of relief because the

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Speaker 1: scrunchy bum pand is off the market.

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Speaker 2: And what about the masking tape bikini? Much to discuss.

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Speaker 2: James O.

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Speaker 1: Lachlan joins us is any great.

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Speaker 2: Lawyer, comedian, broadcaster, author? He should stop showing off.

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Speaker 1: I might have a crack doing that in the reverse.

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Speaker 2: Okayyer, let's see how you go. Elon Musk's father, I've

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Speaker 2: got more information about where he wants to put his sperm.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sounds dreadful.

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Speaker 2: Involves a hotel and high IQ women apparently.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well we'll keep it away from you.

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Speaker 2: You know I don't like a hotel.

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Speaker 1: That's all going up on the jam Nation podcast now,

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Speaker 1: by a miracle of recording, we had so many requests.

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Speaker 3: For them to do it again, Mistress Amanda and ms Keller.

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Speaker 3: Amanda doesn't work alone.

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Speaker 4: Friend is in a back room making the tools of

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Speaker 4: the train.

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Speaker 1: I've heard them describe him as a drunken idiot.

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Speaker 3: The legendary part. Jonesy and Amanda the Actress.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations, we are the ready right now.

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Speaker 1: Josey and Amanda, you're doing a great job.

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Speaker 5: Anyone but giant now the good radio.

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Speaker 1: Sorry but of a tog tongue twist set and Amanda's

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Speaker 1: shoot Tim, we're.

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Speaker 4: On the air.

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Speaker 1: We heven, Amanda, my little new haired friend.

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Speaker 2: You know what's interesting. I had my haircut in colored

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Speaker 2: yesterday and you never noticed. Everyone in the building if

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Speaker 2: you have a haircut, people go, hey, Jonesy, nice hair. Hey,

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Speaker 2: if you had a haircut, look at that. And I

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Speaker 2: knew you wouldn't notice. Well, you say you noticed. But

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Speaker 2: I walked in and the girl said nice hair. And

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Speaker 2: then I waited and I'll waited, and you didn't. I said,

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Speaker 2: I had my hair done yesterday. So now you come

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Speaker 2: on air and you say nice hair. Tell our friends

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Speaker 2: that you didn't actually notice.

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Speaker 1: I did notice. I did notice. I did notice.

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Speaker 6: Your hair is like a ship that's well maintained.

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Speaker 2: Think of that, an old dreadger.

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Speaker 1: Think of the Queen Mary. The Queen Mary is always

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Speaker 1: well maintained. And when you see the Queen Mary, there's

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Speaker 1: the Queen Mary. The Queen Mary is quite old, so

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Speaker 1: it's always well maintained.

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Speaker 2: So compliment.

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Speaker 1: You never see any rust marks on the Queen Mary.

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Speaker 2: You don't to check out my barnacles.

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Speaker 1: You don't see anything, I mean slips.

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Speaker 2: And what was the equivalent then of your hair is

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Speaker 2: you're one of those old punts gets a makeover that

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Speaker 2: someone puts you up on slips and gets rid of

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Speaker 2: all the barnacles. But how come and everyone notices.

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Speaker 1: You know when you go past, you know, any of

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Speaker 1: the shipping areas, and I know you do go past

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Speaker 1: any of our ports.

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Speaker 2: I live in the Panama Canal.

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Speaker 1: As you know, when you go out of Port Bideny,

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Speaker 1: you'll see various ships and then you'll see one that

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Speaker 1: looks a bit run down. That's me. And then you're

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Speaker 1: the Queen Mary.

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Speaker 2: But then how come everyone notices when you because you

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Speaker 2: get a paint job and goes look at that ship.

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Speaker 1: It's out of paint check because that old punt was

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Speaker 1: looking terrible and now it looks like a new punt.

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Speaker 2: That's what they say where they say about me, that's

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Speaker 1: Your hair looks great.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Brenda, and I accept that wonderful compliment.

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Speaker 1: First there was toilet paper, then there.

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Speaker 2: Was latticed potatoes now expensive, and lemsips, the great Lemsips

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Speaker 2: shortage of twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 1: You can't get lemsips for love nor money. And I

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Speaker 1: was the one that was at the ground level of lemsip.

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Speaker 2: You've been a big proponent for some time.

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Speaker 1: Love them. Love what I'm going to do, Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: making my own lips.

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Speaker 2: I'll come on, how are you making your own?

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Speaker 1: It was I go, I go to my life call chemist.

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Speaker 1: I get the hydro light stuff. There's this hydrolyt hot drink,

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Speaker 1: but it doesn't have any of the good stuff in it.

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Speaker 1: So what I do is you get the hot drink.

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Speaker 1: It's got ginger, it's got lemon oh, the.

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Speaker 2: Myrtle little that's already in it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's in that. And then I get I take

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Speaker 1: that with a panadole and a pseudo faed and then boom, boom,

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Speaker 1: indeed boom. And it's because lemsips only got that fennel

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Speaker 1: preen in it. You know that terrible it's not hasn't

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Speaker 1: got pseudo in for Drina.

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Speaker 2: You know you're saying this out like I do.

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Speaker 1: I'm helping you out. You know, of course consult your doctor.

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Speaker 1: Of course use wow under advisement, but it works.

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Speaker 4: A wow.

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Speaker 2: You know what do you put suda fed in it?

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Speaker 1: You take the suitor fair, you take the panadot, and

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Speaker 1: you don't just take it for fun. If you're on well, well,

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Speaker 1: not being a response.

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Speaker 2: Nick minute breaking bad, little a downstairs.

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Speaker 6: I gotta look at this old punt he needs a haircut.

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Speaker 7: To you.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna actual pack show today. Ten thousand dollars up

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Speaker 1: for grabs with ten thousand dollars question. We'll have that

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Speaker 1: for you at seven o'clock.

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Speaker 2: You want to kick off with the Magnificent seven his

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Speaker 2: question number one, What color is an emerald?

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Speaker 1: Podcast? We have the Magnificent seven seven questions? Can you

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Speaker 1: go all the way and answer all seven questions correctly?

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Speaker 1: If you do that, Amanda will.

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Speaker 2: Say forget I told you, But it's.

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Speaker 1: About getting questions seven right. Julie's in Bokham Hills.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Julie, good morning, How are you very well? What

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Speaker 2: color is an emerald?

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Speaker 1: Green? Jamai, mister g and Jonah Takalumla are characters from

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Speaker 1: which show?

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Speaker 8: Oh you've got me now?

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Speaker 2: Really no idea? Jamay Jonah. No, okay, Well if you

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Speaker 2: don't know, you don't know.

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Speaker 1: James is in COLROI Hello.

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Speaker 2: James, do you know JAMAI? Mister g and Joe know

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Speaker 2: what show they're.

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Speaker 7: From from summer?

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Speaker 2: Yes they are.

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Speaker 9: Let's play riff raffett to keep they didn't show last

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Speaker 9: song with than any riff we ever play.

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Speaker 1: That's the best part of.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we're going to play you a riff. Can you

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Speaker 2: tell what song it's from?

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Speaker 1: What's that? S?

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Speaker 5: O s.

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Speaker 2: That's not that's not what the song's called.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not called so os.

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Speaker 2: You've got the right song, not Abba, You've got the

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Speaker 2: right song. But that's not what the song is.

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Speaker 1: To be hard on you, James, but that is incorrect.

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Speaker 1: Thirteen w s FM is our number. Why don't you

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Speaker 1: call us a play the Magnificent seven. Let's have a

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Speaker 1: listen to riffraff again.

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Speaker 2: What's the song.

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Speaker 1: The Magnificent seven? We find ourselves that question number three?

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Speaker 1: It's riff raff.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, your wife who don't roll your eyes and intro

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Speaker 10: goes on forever, It's part of it.

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Speaker 2: Sonya's in Liverpool, Hello, Sonya, good morning, good morning. The

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Speaker 2: riff isn't very long haven't listened to this? What's the song?

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Speaker 3: Missage in a bottle?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 11: It is?

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Speaker 1: What else the young DJ is to say the message

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Speaker 1: in a brothel? You were a wag? I was a wag?

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Speaker 1: Question number four?

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Speaker 2: This is multiple choice. What's the national animal of Scotland

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Speaker 2: A the lock? Miss monster? Be a unicorn? See a mermaid?

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Speaker 2: None of them are real? That's weird.

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Speaker 12: Unicorn.

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Speaker 2: It was believed to be the strongest of all animals,

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Speaker 2: wild and untained.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and then what happened? The love lift from all?

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Speaker 1: That was the unicorn? You got left behind by Noah?

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Speaker 1: According to the I strovers.

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Speaker 2: Green alligators and long neck geese, funky back camel, humpy

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Speaker 2: back camel and some chimpanzees. You're worn the love list

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Speaker 2: of all But he just doesn't say you got left behind?

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Speaker 1: What happen left behind on the shore? Hey, Noah, don't

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Speaker 1: forget us?

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Speaker 2: Is that what the song says?

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Speaker 1: I'm paraphrasing.

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Speaker 6: What is the name of the outermost layer of the earth?

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Speaker 1: Sonya?

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Speaker 13: Is it?

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Speaker 6: Multiple choice?

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Speaker 1: No, No, it's not.

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Speaker 2: But also it could be a base of a pizza yeah,

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Speaker 2: or a pizza chains yes. Which famous UK chef is

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Speaker 2: infamous for his use of foul language, Sonya.

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Speaker 11: Foul.

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Speaker 2: Oh what says Gordon Vans?

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Speaker 6: That's it, which.

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Speaker 1: Brings you can I just say my favorite Gordon Ramsey

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Speaker 1: bit is your one, the idiot sandwich, when he puts

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Speaker 1: a slice of bread on each side of that kid's

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Speaker 1: head and says, what are you? I'm an idiot sandwich.

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Speaker 6: You just don't have that anymore.

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Speaker 1: Don't do stuff.

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Speaker 2: He says he was unaware that he saw so much

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Speaker 2: until he saw the first episode of Boiling Point rudful

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Speaker 2: and to go back and apologize to all his teachers,

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Speaker 2: which brings you to question seven. Sonya, which long running

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Speaker 2: soap is wrapping up for good next week? Neighbors, that's

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Speaker 2: the one you struggled over the line.

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Speaker 1: But here we are, Sonya. You've done it. Congratulations, you

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Speaker 1: won the jam pack. Inside you'll find one hundred and

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Speaker 1: fifty dollars to spend, the babes to dessert bar well

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Speaker 1: famous deserts and babies to paramatter and brighten the sands,

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Speaker 1: a one hundred and fifty dollars bout you to hoist cinemas.

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Speaker 1: Book your comfy recliner seats now at hoyt dot com

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Speaker 1: dot Au and Jonesy demanded character choose feeder Calvin, and

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Speaker 1: some say of the pencil Sonia, So you'd like to

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Speaker 1: add to this.

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Speaker 7: Thank you very much, and no, my grandkids all love

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Speaker 7: the movie.

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Speaker 1: Excellent, right, thank you very much, and no, go and

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Speaker 1: see that.

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Speaker 2: Excellence's the new movie Minions. Everyone's seeing Minions, Minions.

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Speaker 1: That loss is irritating. It's not for you, Brenda. So derivative,

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Speaker 1: that's so derivative. That's so it's good.

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Speaker 2: Said that about Alvin Purple.

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Speaker 1: It's grew before he becomes a bad guy. It's just

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Speaker 1: that the og. No, it's grew.

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Speaker 2: I just well, I don't go and see it. Lots

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Speaker 2: of people haven't have liked it.

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Speaker 6: No one's got an original thought anymore.

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Speaker 1: Come on, come up with you.

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Speaker 2: Says the man making his own limbs in the room

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Speaker 2: down the back.

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Speaker 1: That's original.

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Speaker 6: I'm necessity is the mother of invention.

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Speaker 2: True. Jonesy and Amanda Germ podcast.

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Speaker 3: Too early for drinking, Okay, maybe just one bottoms up.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to flick through the German Act, a big

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Speaker 2: book of musical facts.

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Speaker 11: Good for you.

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Speaker 2: On this day. In nineteen ninety one, the band EMF

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Speaker 2: That's what cheese crumpled, crum believable.

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Speaker 2: Another Emos and froat was bad. Here it is Suma.

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Speaker 1: I know you'll be celebrating because the era of the

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Speaker 2: I knew it. I knew that these things that are

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Speaker 1: So make way now that the scrunchy bum pants has gone.

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Speaker 1: And this is straight from Miami Swim Week twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 1: The extreme micro bikini trend and the loincloth cozy. I've

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Speaker 1: I went to Changey Prison. I went to Changey Prison

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Speaker 1: He's well, that's what his mate said. Yeah, you eat

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Speaker 1: And I know you tried the scrunchy bum pants.

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Speaker 1: You can see your golden sup.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it took one in Instagram influence. It's twelve hours

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Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.

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Speaker 2: Sure it was so painful to take off that, you know,

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Speaker 2: Twelve hours to get in. How do you get out?

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Speaker 2: I would imagine, all yikes, there you go, save on

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Speaker 1: You can wax your golden certainly. So anyway, where's the

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Speaker 2: When you need.

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Speaker 1: Breaking news?

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Speaker 2: Thank you Brendan.

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Speaker 2: And it's something even more revealing in.

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Speaker 1: The lap Lap Keeney is in for summer.

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Speaker 2: Lovely Comcast Jonesy and Amanda in the morning one oh

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Speaker 2: one point seven WSFM.

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Speaker 1: I have some more breaking news for here. I know

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Speaker 1: the scrunchy bum pants has gone. The loincloth bikini is

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Speaker 2: Is the masking tape bikini. What else have you got?

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Speaker 1: Elton John's coming back to town?

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Speaker 11: Will he beware?

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Speaker 1: I think Elton might have pulled off scrunchy bump pants

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Speaker 1: in the sea, but he's coming back.

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Speaker 1: I saw him in twenty twenty before this whole s

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Speaker 1: he's coming back. We're going to do the double Goodbye

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Speaker 1: with Elton.

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Speaker 2: He returns for encore shows in his global Yellow Brick

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Speaker 2: Road tour for WSFM. This is the most thrilling thing.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to be front and center. He'll be playing

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Speaker 2: So exciting.

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Speaker 1: You just made it sound like you're going to be

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Speaker 1: there presenting with Elton.

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Speaker 2: Well, I will I say, hey, Elton, I like your pants.

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Speaker 1: I'll say forget going to see Elton. You just go

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Speaker 1: and see a man, a scrunchy bump.

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Speaker 2: I'll be front and center. Tickets go on sale two

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Speaker 1: Yep, that's ozenz dot Elton John dot.

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Speaker 1: Put something on from Melvin to get us into the move.

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Speaker 2: Please. You know how hot it is in England at

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Speaker 2: the moment and you're with their heat wave, just a

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Speaker 2: the ancient annual tradition of swan upping is being done differently.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what swan upping is? Pleas you do

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Speaker 2: with Buddy Franklin. The queen is for some reason, this

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Speaker 2: She owns all the swans. She has the right to

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Speaker 2: Whatever that means. But that's big stretches of the Thames.

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Speaker 1: Well that sounds pretty labor intense.

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Speaker 2: I know a lot of us in Australia going forty degrees.

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Speaker 2: It'd be like us being under a foot of snow

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Speaker 2: that's why no one's coping.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: The only person who's not sweating in England the moment

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Speaker 1: What's in it for me?

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Speaker 5: T dollars dollars reward.

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Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: All you have to do right here, right now is

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Speaker 6: You do that correctly, you get ten thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Well, you haven't explained it correctly. You only have to

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Speaker 2: you're wrong, you're out, and someone takes you.

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Speaker 1: Mark from Saint Ives is wearing his smarty pants today

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Speaker 1: and goes all the way.

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Speaker 2: Let's see if you got your smarty pants on. Mark.

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Speaker 2: Ten questions. Are you ready?

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Speaker 2: Question two. Dave Medner is a character created by who.

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Speaker 2: David's in Mancola, who was Vice President of the United

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Speaker 2: President of the United States during the Trump administration.

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Speaker 1: Have no id Sue's in Fairfield West, who is.

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Speaker 14: Oh?

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00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:12,600
Speaker 2: Terry's in Marella, the offspring of a male donkey and

449
00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:13,800
Speaker 2: a female horse is called what.

450
00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:20,399
Speaker 1: Did you show that?

451
00:21:20,560 --> 00:21:20,840
Speaker 4: John?

452
00:21:23,520 --> 00:21:23,960
Speaker 1: Do you know what?

453
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,360
Speaker 2: The answer to that question was stallion.

454
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:29,400
Speaker 1: No, it's a mule, John says, talking about himself.

455
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,800
Speaker 2: It's a mule.

456
00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:36,600
Speaker 1: Could go with one right now. Well, it'll be back

457
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,720
Speaker 1: again to ten thousand dollars, could be yours with a

458
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:43,119
Speaker 1: ten thousand dollars Questions podcast.

459
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:45,480
Speaker 2: I was watching the news last night and I saw

460
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:49,520
Speaker 2: a story. There was a terrible inevitability to it. Let's

461
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,320
Speaker 2: just put it that way. A woman took her daughter

462
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,480
Speaker 2: into work with her and you think that's nice, don't you?

463
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,760
Speaker 2: But something went terribly wrong. I saw this.

464
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:01,600
Speaker 14: A seven year old girl sent hearts racing on Argentinian TV,

465
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:05,560
Speaker 14: going full throttle on a scooter straight towards the audience,

466
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:09,880
Speaker 14: the presenter running after her, calling out grab her. Someone did,

467
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,679
Speaker 14: and thankfully no one was hurt. She'd been there with

468
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:15,639
Speaker 14: her mother an actress as part of an ad for

469
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:20,240
Speaker 14: motorbikesycle her mother should be a shark.

470
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 2: Kids and motorcycles. But the mum would have said that morning,

471
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 2: look I've got to go in. I'm doing this thing

472
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:29,080
Speaker 2: about it bikes. Do you want to come in with me?

473
00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,280
Speaker 2: I'll be cute, We'll put you on the bike. This

474
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,639
Speaker 2: will be great. Came on and Argentinian talks like that.

475
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,440
Speaker 1: I don't know, she's had a bit more like Dora,

476
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:37,919
Speaker 1: wouldn't you?

477
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 2: That's right back back And then next minute heading towards

478
00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,919
Speaker 2: an audience on a bike taking it kids.

479
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,240
Speaker 1: To take your kids to work?

480
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,920
Speaker 2: Remember that time you did and it nearly ended in disaster?

481
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 1: Which time you took one.

482
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:55,720
Speaker 2: Of your children to work in Brisbane and you nearly

483
00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,040
Speaker 2: series of fireworks out of action.

484
00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:01,320
Speaker 1: Were radio as I was working out at the time,

485
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,800
Speaker 1: was presenting presenting River fire.

486
00:23:04,119 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 2: So river fire, how you had to say it?

487
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:11,880
Speaker 1: Yeah? And to make the Brisbane river look appealing unless

488
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:16,880
Speaker 1: brown less brown. They had this big outside broadcast and

489
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 1: we were the presenting station. There was going to be

490
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 1: a music soundtrack that would sync up with the fireworks,

491
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:29,320
Speaker 1: and then a FA eighteen would fly over the river.

492
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:33,720
Speaker 1: Doing a thing called a after burn. It drops about

493
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 1: eight million liss of jet fuel into the Brisbane River.

494
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,720
Speaker 6: How beautiful, making it a little bit better.

495
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 2: Were they playing nickelback?

496
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 1: There was nickelback? You bet. There was Phil Collins in

497
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 1: the air tonight. It was really cool. It was like

498
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:49,200
Speaker 1: a Anyway, I have one of those overly officious fireworks guys.

499
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 1: You know those fireworks guys.

500
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 2: People who try to stop people being killed, aren't they irritated?

501
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:58,159
Speaker 1: So we're having this meeting something about safety and beforehand

502
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:01,520
Speaker 1: in the and we all had our little designated areas,

503
00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 1: like I'd be over at Kangaroo Point. On at Kangaroo Point,

504
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 1: Jonesie reporting from Kangaroo Point where we love him this

505
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:11,400
Speaker 1: and building up the hype. Anyway, the guy's sitting there

506
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,040
Speaker 1: and there's a clock, this giant clock, and he says,

507
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 1: this is the mother clock. No one Tampa with this clock.

508
00:24:18,040 --> 00:24:21,159
Speaker 1: Everyone set your watches to this clock. And we're all

509
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,639
Speaker 1: standing yeah, mate, no worries. And as he's banging on

510
00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:26,560
Speaker 1: about the clock, my son, who was four at.

511
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 2: The time, are you taken with him?

512
00:24:28,160 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 1: What am I gonna do with him? I just can't

513
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,320
Speaker 1: leave him on the side of the river and my wife,

514
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:36,119
Speaker 1: you know, she was out doing something, so that's just

515
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 1: having a baby. That's right. She was out and she

516
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,840
Speaker 1: was pregnant with our daughter, so she had a good

517
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:47,320
Speaker 1: excuse not to be here. Anyway, he goes the mother

518
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 1: clock and as he's the guy's got his back turned.

519
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 1: I just look at Morgan and his little little finger

520
00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,639
Speaker 1: goes towards the clock. The clock didn't have a class

521
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 1: face on it. It just had you know, big hand,

522
00:24:59,359 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 1: little hand.

523
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,760
Speaker 2: So it's a real clock. It's a Rochester pretend ceremonial.

524
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 1: This is our mother clock. And he puts his fingers

525
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 1: to touch the glass because the guy said nobody touched that,

526
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,639
Speaker 1: and his finger goes because there's no glass, stops the

527
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 1: second hand, and I reckon it was probably about five

528
00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:19,879
Speaker 1: seconds and I'm the only one that's noticed this, and

529
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:21,080
Speaker 1: I've grabbed his head and got.

530
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,920
Speaker 2: K and there's a guy in F eighteen waiting for

531
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 2: his trigger.

532
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,560
Speaker 1: To go saying, now I'm thinking it's five seconds out.

533
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,679
Speaker 1: It's got to be five seconds out. So I said, anyway,

534
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:33,359
Speaker 1: I'll go to my my broadcast area. And then after

535
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,240
Speaker 1: the whole thing was all said and done, the guy

536
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 1: comes up and goes, do.

537
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 11: You think there was a lag?

538
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 1: That was beautiful? That was the end. It all worked out,

539
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,640
Speaker 1: you know, But I was a bit it was finked tight.

540
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 1: You could set your clock.

541
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 2: Were there any hands in that? Did you do?

542
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,159
Speaker 11: Put his finger in?

543
00:25:55,240 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 2: Okay, that's a tribal drum. He's going to be for

544
00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,679
Speaker 2: Why don't you come to work with me today?

545
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 3: You can refer to me as mister shrute, mister poo, sure,

546
00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 3: mister poop.

547
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:10,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, Meredith's son comes into work on the office and

548
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,360
Speaker 1: Dwight is trying to edge you, McCain.

549
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 2: Mister poop, All right, why don't you come to work

550
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 2: with me today? It seems like a good idea at

551
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:17,200
Speaker 2: the time.

552
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:22,439
Speaker 1: So you're watched Argentinian TV the I guess the comparative

553
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,360
Speaker 1: would be Larry and Kylie Kylie in Argentina.

554
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 2: Well, I'm wasn't sure what the nature of the show was,

555
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 2: but they were giving away a motorbike and part of

556
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 2: it was an actress was involved to promote this competition

557
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 2: and she thought, I'll.

558
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 1: Bring him my daughter. It's Argentinian school holidays. What else

559
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:39,399
Speaker 1: am I going to do?

560
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 3: Yeah?

561
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 2: The daughter gets on the bike and is pictured smiling

562
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,639
Speaker 2: daughter presses a button somehow and the bike takes off

563
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:49,640
Speaker 2: her heads for the crowd. For the studio awardience, everyone's going, oh.

564
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 6: Help help stop her, stop her.

565
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,480
Speaker 2: And it's great.

566
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,360
Speaker 1: I'm the best and the worst of Argentinian red faces.

567
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: Hosted by Daryl sommrs.

568
00:26:58,480 --> 00:27:00,679
Speaker 2: So the driver's tribal drum is beating for Hey, why

569
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:01,639
Speaker 2: didn't you come to work with me?

570
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:05,720
Speaker 3: You can refer to me as mister sproute, mister poop shroot, sure,

571
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 3: mister poop.

572
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:07,719
Speaker 1: Jess is joined us.

573
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 2: Hello Jess, Hello, good morning.

574
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 11: How are you going very well?

575
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,480
Speaker 2: Who went to work with?

576
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 11: Who?

577
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:15,639
Speaker 8: I took my son to work.

578
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 7: I had a major, big presentation that had to be

579
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 7: done on the day, so I was like, I can't,

580
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 7: I can't be at home. I have to be at work.

581
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:26,119
Speaker 7: This is before like work from home and you know

582
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 7: online presentation time. This is a while ago. So I

583
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,160
Speaker 7: took my son with me and he was all fine.

584
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 7: Everybody was like, oh, so cute, and I'm like, you're

585
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 7: just getting in my way. I gave him some drawing

586
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,040
Speaker 7: to do. He's doing the drawing in the corner and

587
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,479
Speaker 7: he seems all fine, and then he just must have

588
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,280
Speaker 7: like taken a turn for the word. So he's called

589
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:45,639
Speaker 7: up into a ball and crawled underneath my desk and

590
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,000
Speaker 7: he's just lying there. Well, I thought he was just

591
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 7: lying there. I thought he was having a sleep underneath

592
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 7: my feet like a dog and a little did I

593
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 7: know that he was sort of playing around with the

594
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 7: cause underneath the desk and unplugged my computer as I

595
00:27:58,119 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 7: was finalizing my presentation.

596
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,880
Speaker 2: Were there any implications for that? Did you lose anything?

597
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 7: Lost all my work? How to turn my computer on

598
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 7: took ages for it to roll back on. The presentation

599
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,600
Speaker 7: was like in another hour. I had to do like

600
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:16,639
Speaker 7: this massive turnaround and make it work. The kids piping

601
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 7: in the background, Yeah, they're always they're always here.

602
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 1: They're always always ruining everything. Come on, kids, leave your

603
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:27,120
Speaker 1: mother alone. Dore Many yell at him for I'm really

604
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 1: good at yelling at other people's kids.

605
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 7: A beautiful rainbow in the sky, always looking to the

606
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 7: good moment to you, Well, that's nice.

607
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 2: Just leave the power cords alone. Thank you. I want

608
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 2: to take more of your calls. After the news Jonesy

609
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,959
Speaker 2: and Amanda Germation.

610
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 1: Podcast cover them line into you.

611
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 11: Well, look, I decided to get out of there.

612
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,200
Speaker 6: On the news last night we saw this story.

613
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 14: A seven year old girl sent hearts racing on Argentinian TV,

614
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 14: going full throttle on a scooter straight towards the audience,

615
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:02,880
Speaker 14: the presenter running after her, calling out grab her. Someone did,

616
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 14: and thankfully no one was hurt. She'd been there with

617
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 14: her mother, an actress, as part of an ad for motorbikes.

618
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 1: That's TV gold. Maybe that's what you're gonna get on

619
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: the living room. Little kid on a motorbike. What about

620
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 1: me on a motorbike? I could do something with me cool,

621
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: you know.

622
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 2: Quite as charming and cute as a seven year old

623
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 2: young child. But that's what happened. She's intellect She thought

624
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 2: this would be fun. I'll take my child into work

625
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,800
Speaker 2: with me today. Next minute, what a disaster. So the

626
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 2: tribal dom is beating for what did you come to

627
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:32,360
Speaker 2: work with me?

628
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 3: You could refer to me as mister shrut, mister poopt, sure,

629
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 3: mister poop.

630
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 6: Goths joined us hellow garth, Hello there you god cool?

631
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 2: Well did you take your children to work?

632
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 4: No, I was a child.

633
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 2: What happened?

634
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 4: Well, my brother and I were about six or seven

635
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 4: and my dad worked on an army base and he

636
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:54,400
Speaker 4: had no one to look after, so he took it

637
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 4: and took us in the work with him, and we'll

638
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 4: mucking around, playing on the jeeps and things like that.

639
00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 4: And he went for a walk walk around the building,

640
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,880
Speaker 4: and security guy I saw us, so we took off,

641
00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 4: pretending we weren't supposed to be there, and we took

642
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,120
Speaker 4: off and hid in the tank. Next thing in our

643
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 4: security is all out looking for these two kids, a

644
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 4: trespassing on this army base, and the look well over

645
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 4: the place. And if word finally got back to the

646
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 4: old man or dad, and he said, they're my bloody kids.

647
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 4: Forgot's taken. He called it all off. But we got

648
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:24,360
Speaker 4: one hell of hide and.

649
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 2: When we got home, mobilized the entire army to look

650
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 2: for you.

651
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 6: Wrap back and you think you just say, well, I'm

652
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 6: here with my dad.

653
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: You just run away.

654
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:34,840
Speaker 4: No, we did it on purpose.

655
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,200
Speaker 1: You did it on purpose. Yeah, yeah, you in those

656
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: days two you would have got beaten to the inch

657
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:40,920
Speaker 1: of your life.

658
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 2: You and your brothers should go on that TV show

659
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,000
Speaker 2: Hunted just hiding a tank.

660
00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 6: He's in the tank. Thank you, guard you on your

661
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:49,880
Speaker 6: Margaret's joined us.

662
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 1: Hello Margaret, Hi morning, guys.

663
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 8: How are you very well?

664
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,720
Speaker 2: Who'd you take to work, Margaret?

665
00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:57,480
Speaker 8: I had four kids and when are in primary school,

666
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 8: I've taken to work with me during the school holidays.

667
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 8: I'll work for an order of priests and priest and

668
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 8: my cultural background is Croatian, so the head press sounds

669
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 8: much ord and odd. Do you know any Croatian? And

670
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Speaker 8: my children go, oh, yeah, we else you're prays it'

671
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Speaker 8: that's what And they said in Croatian, not orbitual, the lovely?

672
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,160
Speaker 8: What does that mean that I'll kill you?

673
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Speaker 1: I'll kill it?

674
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 2: Well, that's nice, that is nice. And mum taught you that,

675
00:31:20,360 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 2: did she? That's lovely?

676
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 8: Unfortunately a reflection of our parenting.

677
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. Break out the holy water, Yeah yeah,

678
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 2: break out the hose and the masking tape.

679
00:31:30,280 --> 00:31:38,320
Speaker 1: I think that's just the priests weekend, isn't it. Thank you, Margaret,

680
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: Thank you for all your calls. Let's get on down

681
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 1: to the Jones. In the matter of arms for the

682
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:48,240
Speaker 1: pub test. Calls grow for TikTok to be banned in Australia,

683
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: with experts warning the popular video app is just a

684
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: platform for China to spy on young people. Well, we've

685
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 1: heard this before.

686
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 2: Haven't we that TikTok's mainly used by people under the

687
00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 2: age of eighteen. It's the world's most popular website. But

688
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 2: what it does with all those new those filters and things,

689
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:13,960
Speaker 2: it's giving its incredible data collection AI facial recognition software.

690
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 2: This is all the stuff that everyone's collecting. They may

691
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,520
Speaker 2: not under it for an under eighteen year old get

692
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 2: banking details, while they get your facial details, they get yours.

693
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 2: They get so much information we're not even aware of.

694
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,520
Speaker 2: We don't even know in the future how any of

695
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 2: that's going to be used. Kids don't care because of

696
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Speaker 2: their kids, but later on in life this will have

697
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 2: major implications.

698
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 1: Data is the new coal. I don'd see how that

699
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 1: could be. You can't burn data. It's not going to

700
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 1: fire up your house.

701
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Speaker 6: The new mining, new mining, and China's front and center.

702
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: Did you know in Australia seven point three eight million

703
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 1: people are on TikTok and there's one billion videos on

704
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: the platform And the most watched TikTok video of all

705
00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 1: time is Zach King's Harry Potter illusion that got two

706
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 1: point two billion views.

707
00:32:59,120 --> 00:33:01,479
Speaker 2: Is that where he did Harry Potter really quickly?

708
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Speaker 1: I think so?

709
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:03,560
Speaker 2: I paid a lot of money to see it.

710
00:33:03,600 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 1: Quickly, I thought it would have been this something from

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Speaker 1: your feed.

712
00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, do you think We're not going

713
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 2: to ask kids this because they'd say no, we don't

714
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 2: want to band. But this has been spoken about for

715
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 2: some time, banning TikTok in Australia as this passed. The

716
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 2: pub test podcast from Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning

717
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 2: one oh one point seven WSFM. Well, there's been much

718
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,479
Speaker 2: conjecture about the Alanis Morissett song You ought to know

719
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,640
Speaker 2: Alanis Morisset, Alanis Morrisset.

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Speaker 6: We've done this, let's not We spoke to her about

721
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:43,239
Speaker 6: how you pronounce her.

722
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 2: Well, I have some very interesting audio for you. Have

723
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 2: a listen to this song and the vitriol in this song,

724
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:53,440
Speaker 2: and then we're going to hear from the man who

725
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:53,960
Speaker 2: it's about.

726
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: You're giving us homework.

727
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,200
Speaker 2: That's it. Listen closely, I'll.

728
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Speaker 1: Love it to wait. WSFM.

729
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 2: What, Yeah, Well, with that song, you can tell that

730
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 2: was a bad breakup, can't you. There's some very specific

731
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,879
Speaker 2: moments in there where you think, jul you wouldn't want

732
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Speaker 2: to be that guy.

733
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: Well, you wouldn't want to be the guy and he's

734
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,479
Speaker 1: out with the date that bit I hate to bug

735
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: you in the middle of dinner. You know, the guy

736
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 1: would be sitting there saying, honey, this is the one

737
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 1: I told you about. Anyway, yes, back to my fish.

738
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Speaker 2: It does sound like it was a hell of a breakup.

739
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 2: Alanis Morris said has never said who that song was about.

740
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 2: She's been asked many times since she said there would

741
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Speaker 2: never be a revealing of the man's identity.

742
00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,879
Speaker 1: She had a bit of a your so vain thing.

743
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: Carl Simon said that that song, well, she didn't say

744
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: it was about. It could have been about Warren Baty,

745
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 1: or Mick Jagger or trev from Up the Shops.

746
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 2: Although Mick Jagger sings on You're so vain, so imagine

747
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 2: him singing it thinking it was about him.

748
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:48,399
Speaker 1: Wow vain.

749
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 2: So she's never said who it's about. There's been some

750
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,920
Speaker 2: speculation that it was about an ex boyfriend of hers

751
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 2: who she went out with a couple of years. For

752
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:01,400
Speaker 2: a couple of years. His name is Dave. Now Dave

753
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,960
Speaker 2: was in Full House. I've never watched Full House, so.

754
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 11: Who was he?

755
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 6: Joey was Uncle Jesse, He played.

756
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 2: The blonde one. Stam Mossi was the other one.

757
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:11,759
Speaker 1: Dave Coolier. He played I think it was Uncle JOELK.

758
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:15,200
Speaker 2: So they started dating in nineteen ninety two. She was

759
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:18,399
Speaker 2: eighteen and he was thirty three. Quite the gap, and

760
00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 2: they broke up after two years, and she released this

761
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 2: album later that year. So she has never said who

762
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 2: it is about, but the guy himself, Dave Coolier, was

763
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,319
Speaker 2: interviewed on the Jim Norton and Sam Roberts Show on

764
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Speaker 2: Sirius XM, and here's what he said.

765
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Speaker 1: Here's the story.

766
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 15: I'm driving in Detroit and I hear the hook for

767
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,359
Speaker 15: you Ought to Know Come on the radio, and I'm like, wow,

768
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,800
Speaker 15: this is a really cool hook. And then I start

769
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 15: hearing the voice. I'm like, wow, this girl can sing.

770
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 15: I'm listening to the lyrics going ooh.

771
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 1: Oh, no, oh, I can't be this guy.

772
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:58,000
Speaker 15: And I went to the record store bought the CD,

773
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Speaker 15: and I went and I parked on a street to

774
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 15: the whole record and there was a lot of familiar

775
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 15: stuff in there that her and I had talked about,

776
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 15: like your shake is like a fish, you know. I'd go, hey,

777
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,560
Speaker 15: dead fish me, you know, and we'd do this dead

778
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 15: fish handshake. And so I started listening to it, and

779
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,319
Speaker 15: I thought, ooh, I think I may have really.

780
00:36:17,239 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: Hurt this woman.

781
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:21,200
Speaker 15: And that was my first thought. And so years later

782
00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 15: we reconnected and she couldn't have been sweeter. And I said,

783
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 15: what do you want me to say when people ask

784
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:30,919
Speaker 15: me about this relationship? And she said, you can say

785
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:33,839
Speaker 15: whatever you want. So she was really sweet about it.

786
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:34,760
Speaker 1: She was kind.

787
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 15: I'll tell you the kind of person she is. When

788
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:42,400
Speaker 15: my sister Sharon was dying with cancer, Alanis was living

789
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 15: in Toronto, my sister was in Detroit. She actually drove

790
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 15: to Detroit with her guitar and sat with my sister

791
00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 15: playing songs and singing to my sister in the hospital. Wow,

792
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,080
Speaker 15: that's the kind of human being she is. So I've

793
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 15: never had anything bad to say about her.

794
00:36:58,239 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: She's lovely.

795
00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,160
Speaker 16: Now, when you were in that theater that she references,

796
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:02,280
Speaker 16: what movie were you watching?

797
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 11: You know.

798
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: You do that?

799
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 15: You do that popcorn cup one time and it backfires?

800
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 1: Aren't you just think?

801
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 2: He says how sweet and loving she is, Well, there's

802
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 2: lyrics mine say other wa.

803
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 6: But also he's thirty three, she's eighteen, angsty teen.

804
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,360
Speaker 2: Thanks what she's getting, but taking out an angsty.

805
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: Team and any guy that contemplates going out with a

806
00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: young girl. That's what you're gonna get. Just remember that

807
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,760
Speaker 1: angsty teen you're gonna you might get scrungy bump pants,

808
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,520
Speaker 1: but you're gonna get angsty tea.

809
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,479
Speaker 2: And when she writes your name on her pencil case

810
00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,640
Speaker 2: and then scrubbs it out with axe, you know, just

811
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 2: as a footnote to this, Brendan, you and I have

812
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 2: always feuded about how to say her name. I say, Alanis.

813
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 2: You say, how do you call her Alanis? It's a lie?

814
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: I say, how dare you? I just say it's Alanas.

815
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: We say Alana's in Australia.

816
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 2: Well can we just hear how her form of boyfriend says.

817
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 15: It as well.

818
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,160
Speaker 6: That's why she got so angsty with him saying it

819
00:37:56,200 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 6: wrong the whole time.

820
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 1: I'll say this to you. You know what it is.

821
00:37:59,719 --> 00:38:01,240
Speaker 1: It's it's the accent.

822
00:38:01,719 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 6: We had Alanas on our shows.

823
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,759
Speaker 1: We had Alanas on our show. Remember we did this.

824
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:13,160
Speaker 2: How thrilled we are to welcome the incredible Alanis Morris said, hello, Hello.

825
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 1: I just like to say this to you because in

826
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 1: Australia we say when we pronounce your name, we say Alanis.

827
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 1: But we have always had this argument because in Canada

828
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:24,400
Speaker 1: you're you're an Alanis.

829
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:28,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what masda, marsda, sasa pasta.

830
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 1: Which one would you prefer? Because we don't want to

831
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 1: upset you all. You know, yes, it.

832
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,240
Speaker 2: Would be really upset your madam.

833
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,960
Speaker 3: I know you think I have an accent, but your

834
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 3: accent is breastaking, so you can say it.

835
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,279
Speaker 1: However, again, well I'm just going to say Alanis, all right,

836
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 1: that's from the horses mat Yeah, but.

837
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,040
Speaker 2: How when you say here in Australia we say Alana's no,

838
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 2: we don't. You're the only one who does. Her name

839
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:51,840
Speaker 2: is Alanis.

840
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 1: Sounds like a pub test.

841
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:54,919
Speaker 2: Let's get to write a song about you.

842
00:38:57,239 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 1: She's a ninety seven year old.

843
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 2: It was you work with one shows plan God, I

844
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 2: wanted to get on right now.

845
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:09,880
Speaker 1: I'm taking.

846
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:14,000
Speaker 4: Windows your head on a yell.

847
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,920
Speaker 1: Calls grow for TikTok to be banned in Australia as

848
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 1: the pub test Today experts warning the popular video app.

849
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:28,240
Speaker 6: Is just a platform for China to spy on young people.

850
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 2: All the platform is mostly used by people under the

851
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 2: age of eighteen. It's the world's most popular website. But

852
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 2: with all those apps, with all the sorry, with all

853
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 2: the filters with all the stuff. You can put bunnies

854
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:43,920
Speaker 2: on your head, film yourself dancing, morphing into other face shapes,

855
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 2: et cetera. What it's doing is collecting data, artificial intelligence,

856
00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 2: facial recognition software, all that kind of stuff.

857
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:51,760
Speaker 1: I like that one you do with the little bunny

858
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: is on and you do that a little dance that

859
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 1: you do.

860
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 2: You go, that's not me on TikTok.

861
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 1: That's got one billion views.

862
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 2: Wow wow, I didn't even know I was on it.

863
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 2: That someone's doing a deep fake. This is how it happens. Well,

864
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 2: that's what they're saying. Governments can spy on you. This

865
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 2: provides an opportunity for fraud. Hackers can use your face

866
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 2: with face recognition to get into your bank accounts, your phones.

867
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:17,879
Speaker 2: Kids don't care about that, but that's the future implications

868
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:21,840
Speaker 2: of that, and parents are alarmed. So banning TikTok and Australia,

869
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 2: does it pass the pub test?

870
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 3: Look?

871
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 8: I would say no, I like had a bit of

872
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:26,919
Speaker 8: fun on her here and there.

873
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:29,640
Speaker 13: But if you ask my three kids would be embarrassing mum.

874
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,480
Speaker 7: They would say, bean away.

875
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 13: I think if China's gatherer information from under eighteen in

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00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 13: this country.

877
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:37,839
Speaker 4: They're probably wasting their time.

878
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 8: As I have a nieces right into it.

879
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:43,879
Speaker 13: She's telling me, no, should not be bare no, no way.

880
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:46,280
Speaker 4: You haven't get rid of it befls on young children.

881
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 2: Well you should, but in the long run, what happened,

882
00:40:49,760 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 2: something else will replace that.

883
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 13: Maybe kick off or something kick.

884
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: Off off and maybe you could launch the tickoff platform

885
00:40:56,560 --> 00:41:03,839
Speaker 1: with your little meme. That's all work on it. Now

886
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 1: you've ever said.

887
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 2: Podcast. Well, earlier in the week, I think it was

888
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 2: only Monday, we learned about Elon Musk's father. His name

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Speaker 2: is Errold Musk. He is seventy six years old, and

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Speaker 2: he was he was in the news because we discovered

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Speaker 2: that he just had his second child, which was his

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00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 2: tenth child, but second child with his stepdaughter who's thirty

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Speaker 2: four years old, and he raised her from the time

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Speaker 2: she was four years.

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Speaker 1: Old, grooming much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so he had welcomed a new baby and he's

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Speaker 2: saying and even he said, they come over and it's

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Speaker 2: irritating and I'm old and I'm tired, and that's the

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Speaker 2: end of it. But I've got some more information about him.

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Speaker 2: He claims he's been asked to donate sperm to who

901
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 2: well to anyone who'd want it, he says. He says

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Speaker 2: he wants to create a new generation of Elons. He said,

903
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Speaker 2: there's a company in at Columbia and South America who

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Speaker 2: want me to donate sperm to impregnate high class Colombian

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Speaker 2: women because they say, quote, why go to Elon when

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Speaker 2: they can go to the actual person who created Elon?

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Speaker 1: Go to the sauce, to the sauce straight. It's like

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Speaker 1: the deep spring water, ah, you go to the.

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Speaker 2: Spring collection of mustics. He said he's not been offered

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Speaker 2: payment for his services. He said he would receive other

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Speaker 2: perks if he agrees to be a sperm doner. And

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Speaker 2: this is a quote. They haven't offered me any money,

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Speaker 2: but they've offered me first class travel, five star hotel, accommodation,

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Speaker 2: all that sort of stuff. When asked if he would

915
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Speaker 2: give his sperm away instead of charging for it, he said,

916
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Speaker 2: why not. The things people do for a free Toddlerone

917
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Speaker 2: go to a hotel and empty yourself.

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Speaker 1: Into the just sounds like.

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00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 2: Wuld imagine explaining this to the offspring when a man

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Speaker 2: loves himself very much and that's pretty much it. Or

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Speaker 2: you go on, who do you think you are well,

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00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 2: We've traced you back to a hotel room in Colombia

923
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Speaker 2: and a bedspread.

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Speaker 1: We're to have a blue line.

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Speaker 2: So if I have any more Eryl musk information as

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Speaker 2: he tries to create a new generation of Elon's I'll

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Speaker 2: let you know.

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Speaker 6: What a What a Creep?

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Speaker 1: What a Creep podcast?

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Speaker 2: How impressive is the LinkedIn profile of our ex guest?

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Speaker 2: From corporate to corporate lawyer to criminal lawyer to standup comedian,

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Speaker 2: radio broadcaster, author, He's what the experience makes him the

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Speaker 2: ultimate writer and storyteller. He's written stacks of books, but

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Speaker 2: his latest, one Criminal, is a novel that draws some

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Speaker 2: comparisons from his own life. James O. Laughlin, how are you,

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Speaker 2: Amanda Good?

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Speaker 1: Hi Jansy, Hi there, James? Could I just start the

938
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Speaker 1: ball rolling? Has anyone got anything worthwhile out of LinkedIn?

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Speaker 1: As far as like judging about LinkedIn?

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Speaker 2: I know if James, I find.

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Speaker 1: It's the biggest time wasters brigade I've ever been a

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Speaker 1: part of.

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Speaker 5: I think it's like the opposite of Twitter.

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Speaker 16: Twitter's everyone being mean to each other and LinkedIn is

945
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Speaker 16: going that's fabulous, well done, your fabulous, your fabulists.

946
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Speaker 2: That's why we don't like it.

947
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Speaker 1: It's a colab cession.

948
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Speaker 2: Well look, let's talk about your new book, Criminals. How

949
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Speaker 2: much have you relied on your past experience to write this?

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

951
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,360
Speaker 16: I was a legal aid lawyer working at Blacktown Local

952
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Speaker 16: Court in the nineties, and I went to a private

953
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Speaker 16: school in Canberra and was a corporate lawyer and hated it.

954
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Speaker 16: And then all of a sudden, I walk into Blacktown

955
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Speaker 16: Court and have to represent all.

956
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Speaker 5: These people who I never know existed. And at the

957
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Speaker 5: time I thought these a.

958
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Speaker 16: Really confronting and interesting experience, and a lot of people,

959
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Speaker 16: you know, would ask me lots of questions about it.

960
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Speaker 5: So I thought there was stuff there.

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Speaker 16: I could write a crime novel, not from the point

962
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Speaker 16: of view the good guys, but from the point of

963
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Speaker 16: view of the criminals and kind to try and work

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Speaker 16: out how whether they're different from us, and you know,

965
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Speaker 16: there's a big line between us and them, or alternatively,

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Speaker 16: maybe we're all a bit of both, and maybe it's

967
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Speaker 16: a little bit of circumstances.

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Speaker 5: And you know, if I didn't.

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Speaker 16: Grow up in a private school in Camera but I

970
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Speaker 16: grew up in some of the backgrounds some of heroin

971
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Speaker 16: addicted clients, grew up in how would I be and

972
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Speaker 16: how would they have gone in my background?

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Speaker 5: So I wanted to explore all that.

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Speaker 1: And being a defense lawyer, I've always when you've got

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Speaker 1: a guy there and you know that he's guilty, but

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Speaker 1: you've got to defend him. So is that where you

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Speaker 1: find how you can defend that person? You said where

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Speaker 1: you came from a bad home, he's on heroin? Is

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Speaker 1: that how you justify that?

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Speaker 16: Well, the first part of it is you normally, if

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00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 16: the case against them really strong, you say you should

982
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 16: think about pledding guilty and they go, no, mate, never

983
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:38,960
Speaker 16: done it.

984
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 5: And you go, well, they got.

985
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 16: You on CCTV and they go, yeah, no, they would

986
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 16: have spliced that together and faked it.

987
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 5: And then you go, you know, if you play guilty,

988
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Speaker 5: you get about.

989
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 16: A quarter off your ends, and they go, yeah, we'll

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Speaker 16: get just get over and done with plagu guilty. So

991
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Speaker 16: the first part is often giving them the sensible advice

992
00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 16: to pled guilty, and then you try and tell their

993
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 16: story and it often is a tragic and sad rather

994
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Speaker 16: than bad story.

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Speaker 5: There are many criminal masterminds out there.

996
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Speaker 16: There's maybe a few, but the fast ality of people

997
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 16: who have had horrible backgrounds who've taken heroin as a

998
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Speaker 16: painkiller and financing their habit through you know, breaking into

999
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:21,640
Speaker 16: breaking into people's homes. So if you can get them

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Speaker 16: to address the underlying cause, the addiction, which you know

1001
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Speaker 16: in the book we've kind of explored, then the code

1002
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Speaker 16: for them, but also good for society because crime go sound.

1003
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Speaker 2: And when you came to write the story, did you

1004
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 2: find a storyline from one of your actual cases? Change

1005
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Speaker 2: the names?

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Speaker 16: Actually, well, a number of conglomerations of them. So I

1007
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Speaker 16: represent a lot of people like my character Dean Young

1008
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 16: blokes on heroin breaking into houses and he tries to

1009
00:46:49,239 --> 00:46:53,439
Speaker 16: one job of robbing a club in Blacktown, you know,

1010
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 16: to get a whole chunk of money, but realizes that

1011
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 16: if you do that, the cops are going to pay

1012
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:02,359
Speaker 16: more interest than breaking in a someone's house. I also mad,

1013
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 16: and this was really interesting to me. A lot of

1014
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Speaker 16: people like my character Mary, middle aged women who had

1015
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 16: no financial need to steal, but shoplifted like minor things

1016
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 16: like pens and lipsticks, and it was a real thing.

1017
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 16: Everyone knew about it and not uncommon, and it was

1018
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:23,880
Speaker 16: because they were depressed. The theory went and they just

1019
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:28,880
Speaker 16: wanted to feel something, feel the thrill of transgressing go

1020
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Speaker 16: across the line. As my character Mary says, I've tried

1021
00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 16: self help and it doesn't help.

1022
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Speaker 5: So I've got a character like her.

1023
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:37,919
Speaker 16: And then I've got a cop too, because I worked

1024
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:40,319
Speaker 16: with a lot of police and I always admired the

1025
00:47:40,360 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 16: work they did. I've got a cop on Stressley, who,

1026
00:47:43,840 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 16: like all cops, has had to make hundreds of decisions

1027
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Speaker 16: and has got one wrong with big consequences and kind

1028
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 16: of wanted to see where that took her.

1029
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 6: I love this because that was great.

1030
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Speaker 1: Your theory, Amanda, that a woman over fifty can rob

1031
00:47:58,280 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: a bank, because.

1032
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Speaker 2: There was a study that showed this. They recreated a

1033
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 2: bank robbery and asked every the people thought it was

1034
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 2: an actual one, and at the end they said no,

1035
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Speaker 2: it wasn't. We want you to tell us what you saw,

1036
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 2: and every person had to write down what they saw,

1037
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 2: and everyone ignored the middle aged woman. So if you

1038
00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 2: want to commit a crime, be a middle aged woman.

1039
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Speaker 16: Yeah, wow, that's really interesting. And you know all those

1040
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:24,640
Speaker 16: women who did do those minor shoplifting things, it was

1041
00:48:24,680 --> 00:48:26,760
Speaker 16: a cry for help and they wanted to get caught

1042
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,359
Speaker 16: because that would force them to kind of you know,

1043
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 16: address their underlying unhappiness. And I met, you know, dozens

1044
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:36,760
Speaker 16: of them over my years as a legal aide slister,

1045
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 16: and they weren't they weren't. They were nice people, you

1046
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,240
Speaker 16: know what I mean. They were just in a really

1047
00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:45,680
Speaker 16: bad place. And once they started getting the appropriate help,

1048
00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 16: they get better. So we call them criminals because they

1049
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,319
Speaker 16: break the law. But where's the line.

1050
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,759
Speaker 6: Really, there's a new book about Amanda. You'd be like

1051
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 6: the next Italian job, the Invisible Woman, because you already

1052
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:58,759
Speaker 6: you already drive on footpaths when you're.

1053
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 2: In your car and I'm middle aged.

1054
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 1: So this is James.

1055
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,959
Speaker 6: This could be a sequel to Criminals.

1056
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Speaker 1: James, thank you for joining us. It's out now, Criminals.

1057
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Speaker 1: You can buy it in all good bookstores and online.

1058
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Speaker 1: James ire Likelan, thank you.

1059
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 5: Great to talk to you. Thanks for having me too.

1060
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:16,640
Speaker 2: Jonesy and Amanda Germ podcast.

1061
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 3: Are you going to do?

1062
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:23,399
Speaker 2: Is press a bud? Thing you're pressing around?

1063
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,600
Speaker 1: You know? Something good to come out of the COVID pandemic?

1064
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 2: What's that?

1065
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 1: We get to see Elton John twice.

1066
00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,960
Speaker 2: This is so exciting. Elton John is returning for encore

1067
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 2: shows on his global yellow Brick road tour for WSFM.

1068
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, remember last time we saw him. I remember watching

1069
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:42,399
Speaker 1: him he went up a little escalator and he gave

1070
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: a million bucks to the bush Fire Appeal. And then

1071
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: at that time I was touched with sadness because I thought, well,

1072
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:49,560
Speaker 1: that's the last time I'm going to see Elton John.

1073
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:53,839
Speaker 1: Worldwide pandemic kicks in. Elton's tour doesn't get to finish,

1074
00:49:54,040 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 1: and he can't just come back and do one or

1075
00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:57,920
Speaker 1: two shows. He's going to come back and do the

1076
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:58,439
Speaker 1: whole Hold.

1077
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 2: It's brilliant. That was the most incredible show I've ever seen.

1078
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:04,160
Speaker 2: He's going to be playing Alliance Stadium Wednesday, the eighteenth

1079
00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:07,359
Speaker 2: of January twenty twenty three. Tickets go and sell. This

1080
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,440
Speaker 2: is very specific. Two pm Monday August the fir at

1081
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Speaker 2: oz n Z, YEP dot Elton John dot com and

1082
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 2: Allian Stadium.

1083
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:19,000
Speaker 1: That's the new stadium at Moore Park. Yes, that'll be

1084
00:50:19,040 --> 00:50:19,399
Speaker 1: all new.

1085
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 2: This is fantastic. I'll tell you what though, if you

1086
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:23,920
Speaker 2: can't wait, We've got the first tickets in town to

1087
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:27,680
Speaker 2: give away right now, right now, first call through thirteen

1088
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:30,400
Speaker 2: WSFM picks up a double pass.

1089
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 6: Is that Jonesy Demanda have I won on the air.

1090
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 2: You're actually not using any technology to speak.

1091
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,120
Speaker 1: I'm first, I'm first cab off the race.

1092
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 2: So give us a call Elton John, proudly presented by Wsfair.

1093
00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:45,240
Speaker 6: At least I'll put it in a honky cat please.

1094
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:49,719
Speaker 1: I wonder when Elton comes over, do you think I

1095
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:52,959
Speaker 1: can get him to bring some lemsips because the great

1096
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: Lemsips shortage is happening as we speak.

1097
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 2: Imagine that phoning Elton John to say, could he be

1098
00:50:58,960 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 2: your lemsip?

1099
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:08,480
Speaker 1: You's got a lot of baggage. I'm otherwise, I mean baggage.

1100
00:51:08,640 --> 00:51:10,480
Speaker 1: He's got a lot of outfits, hats and stuff, and.

1101
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:12,759
Speaker 2: He could put some boxes of lemsip in there.

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00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:15,440
Speaker 1: In case you don't know. First it happened to the

1103
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:18,040
Speaker 1: toilet paper, Well that actually wasn't a shortage of toilet paper,

1104
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,200
Speaker 1: just idiots kept buying it, and then there was a

1105
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 1: shortage of lettuce. There's actual letters shortage. But I think

1106
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 1: it's okay now.

1107
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:27,160
Speaker 6: But that's all by the by the lem sip shortage.

1108
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 2: Why is this because everyone's got a cold and fluid.

1109
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 1: And the people that make it over there in the

1110
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 1: UK say that they're having some supply issues. You know,

1111
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 1: it's the whole. There's a lot of stuff going on

1112
00:51:38,960 --> 00:51:41,799
Speaker 1: in the world at the moment, so necessity is the

1113
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 1: mother of invention. I'm a big lems Sip.

1114
00:51:44,239 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 2: Fan as you are you are, and if ever I

1115
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 2: have a cold, I know that you'll have a statusip

1116
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:50,360
Speaker 2: fixes everything.

1117
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,320
Speaker 1: You lop off your arm. I just have a lemsip.

1118
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:56,400
Speaker 1: It's grown back. So what I've done hydralighting? Are you

1119
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 1: are familiar with hydralight?

1120
00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 2: I know what it is.

1121
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 1: It's good for when you got the gastro and stuff.

1122
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:03,280
Speaker 2: It's supposed to replace the media.

1123
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:07,799
Speaker 1: That's they've got a product out. I was down at

1124
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 1: my chemist and I said, where's my lem slip sip Natasha.

1125
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 2: And she's very regular customer.

1126
00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:16,560
Speaker 1: We wear good pals and she said, look, we're at

1127
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:18,719
Speaker 1: a lemsip and I said, well, can you hook me up?

1128
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 1: I'm hanging I need my lemsip and someone you try this.

1129
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,360
Speaker 1: So she gave me the hydralight and it's like a

1130
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:27,399
Speaker 1: lemon hot drink.

1131
00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:28,000
Speaker 2: Did that work?

1132
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 1: Well, it's got no powers in it, it's just got

1133
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 1: natural junk in.

1134
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 2: But that all drugs are based on.

1135
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:37,040
Speaker 1: Bad Then I team that were masseuda fed?

1136
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 2: Where do you get suda fed?

1137
00:52:39,440 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: Well? The whole suit. That's a whole story.

1138
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:42,520
Speaker 2: And is that just a tablet?

1139
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:43,160
Speaker 1: Tablet?

1140
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:46,240
Speaker 2: So do you crush it up like a picture? You

1141
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:50,200
Speaker 2: breaking bad in your lab at home?

1142
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 1: Well, there is. There is a few beakers that I've

1143
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 1: had to set up to make. So that's our wall

1144
00:52:56,040 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: to white God stuff love. Next minute, I'm making a

1145
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,320
Speaker 1: Mexican apart with a chainsawn.

1146
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 2: Could that's how it happens.

1147
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:03,880
Speaker 1: That's how it happened.

1148
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:05,600
Speaker 2: This is your gateway drug moment.

1149
00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:07,480
Speaker 1: Anyway, it's a handy tip.

1150
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 2: I'll get on to Elton, see if you can bring

1151
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:10,239
Speaker 2: us some limbsips.

1152
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, just bring it the normal way Elton. They need

1153
00:53:13,000 --> 00:53:13,880
Speaker 6: to sholve it or anything.

1154
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 11: We that's his yellow brick right.

1155
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 4: Every for.

1156
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,359
Speaker 2: We have a Gooley hotline number nine oh six one

1157
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,400
Speaker 2: seven nine eighty four. If you're our favorite goolie of

1158
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 2: the year, you get twenty thousand dollars cash and a

1159
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 2: YEAR'SU play of chocolate from Darryl Lee.

1160
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:46,439
Speaker 1: Pretty neat, what have we got?

1161
00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 11: No one?

1162
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:51,040
Speaker 13: Sorry, girly, I thought the other night, I haven't had

1163
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:54,920
Speaker 13: k so long ago. I'll get some chip off and

1164
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:57,880
Speaker 13: what potato and gravy is the pack that's got with

1165
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:01,520
Speaker 13: the potato and gravy. If that any cars in the line,

1166
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 13: you can't turn off to go anywhere else. You finally

1167
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 13: get up there to order and they say, oh, we

1168
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,560
Speaker 13: don't have any potato and gravy. We're out of that.

1169
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:12,239
Speaker 13: I just can't believe it. If they haven't got the

1170
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 13: potato and gravy wife, and they're a sign up before

1171
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 13: you even get on the line.

1172
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:19,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, kerdl should be a sash you like saying potato

1173
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 2: and gray.

1174
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 1: I love that potato.

1175
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:22,840
Speaker 2: Also, potato shortage. This is the hat lettuce?

1176
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:24,600
Speaker 1: What this potato in it?

1177
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:25,839
Speaker 2: Well, maybe you've got a point.

1178
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 11: I don't know.

1179
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:27,600
Speaker 2: There's a shortage of dead.

1180
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 1: I love that stuff. I love that you could never

1181
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 1: run out of that stuff. What else? What else?

1182
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 12: What gets my girlies is when you go hungry to

1183
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 12: a party where the host said there would be food,

1184
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 12: but all there is to eat is like one bag

1185
00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 12: of chips.

1186
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:50,800
Speaker 2: What kind of party is that?

1187
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,160
Speaker 1: No potato and gravy.

1188
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 2: Potato and gravy.

1189
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:57,000
Speaker 1: I love potato and gravy. Chips.

1190
00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:00,600
Speaker 2: That's terrible. I'd be outraged too, how with the bad

1191
00:55:00,640 --> 00:55:02,360
Speaker 2: him with a good event. I just feel like potato

1192
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:03,520
Speaker 2: and gravy.

1193
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:06,800
Speaker 1: You know, what do you get a potato and gravy

1194
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 1: and you put a lem chip in?

1195
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:09,520
Speaker 2: No, sorry, mum's.

1196
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:12,880
Speaker 6: Steak in there or they I'm aving to put chips in.

1197
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:14,799
Speaker 1: You put the chips in, you double up your car,

1198
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:19,680
Speaker 1: you get you noticed chicken tendery things? You get those?

1199
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:23,400
Speaker 1: You dip those here? Yuh my god? Can we get that?

1200
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 1: And then when what time do they have the bad good?

1201
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:27,920
Speaker 1: If you dip out, you can always call the hotline

1202
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:29,960
Speaker 1: number nine oh six one seven nine eighty four. It

1203
00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 1: is street tonight.

1204
00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:34,799
Speaker 2: A favorite caller email of Facebook friend when's a three

1205
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 2: hundred dollars voucher for Bliss packages delivering spar quality massages

1206
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:40,960
Speaker 2: and beauty treatments to your living room.

1207
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 1: You also get the jonesy demand of fridge, magnet and

1208
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:44,000
Speaker 1: little Dolly head.

1209
00:55:44,040 --> 00:55:47,120
Speaker 2: Teetoel, a TV presenter in Argentina, took a seven year

1210
00:55:47,120 --> 00:55:49,400
Speaker 2: old daughter to work. They were giving a motorbike away

1211
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:51,480
Speaker 2: on air. They thought it would be cute to have

1212
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:53,720
Speaker 2: a pose on the bike, except she went full throttle

1213
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:55,400
Speaker 2: straight into the audience.

1214
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:56,560
Speaker 1: That's good, Telly.

1215
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,680
Speaker 2: Tribal John was beating for why did you come to

1216
00:55:58,760 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 2: work with me?

1217
00:55:59,680 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 3: You can refer to me as mister scrut, mister poopt, sure,

1218
00:56:03,719 --> 00:56:04,360
Speaker 3: mister poop.

1219
00:56:04,840 --> 00:56:06,400
Speaker 2: He's Margaret from Sylvania.

1220
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:08,720
Speaker 8: I have our four kids, and when a're in primary school,

1221
00:56:08,719 --> 00:56:10,880
Speaker 8: I've taken to work with me during the school holidays.

1222
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:13,320
Speaker 8: I work for an order of priests, so the priest

1223
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 8: and my cultural background is Croatian. So the head press starts,

1224
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,800
Speaker 8: my children, Lord, do you know any Croatian?

1225
00:56:19,160 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 7: And my children go, oh yeah, what else?

1226
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 8: Your prays?

1227
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 1: What's what?

1228
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:24,759
Speaker 8: And they said in Croatian not all bitually, what.

1229
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:25,160
Speaker 1: Is that name?

1230
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:26,319
Speaker 8: I'll kill you?

1231
00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 2: Well, that's nice, nice, dear, kill the priest right at

1232
00:56:31,600 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 2: that's enough.

1233
00:56:32,560 --> 00:56:36,040
Speaker 1: Don't kill the priest. Bill Weaver is coming out next.

1234
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:36,800
Speaker 1: Are you struggling?

1235
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:38,160
Speaker 2: Croatian and English?

1236
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 1: Bill Weaver is coming out next with wsfm's ten thousand

1237
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:43,239
Speaker 1: dollars Revenge of the Eighties. We on the other hand,

1238
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:44,560
Speaker 1: we'll be back from six to night.

1239
00:56:44,560 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 2: Which our nation. We'll see you then.

1240
00:56:45,960 --> 00:56:46,520
Speaker 1: Good day to you.

1241
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:50,799
Speaker 3: Well, thank god, that's over, good bite, good bye.

1242
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 10: Wipe the two.

1243
00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:56,960
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1246
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