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Speaker 1: Christian.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast copal.

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Speaker 3: This is Christian from The Reckford Show, just to say

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Speaker 3: thank you very much for downloading this mini podcast. Time Wasters,

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Speaker 3: the outwork time waster do this every single day. You're

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Speaker 3: awesome jokes on the various time wasters. We're thinking this

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Speaker 3: might even be maybe a book next year. Who knows. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: for now, here you go. The biggest feature we do

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Speaker 3: on the show every single day, the atwork time wasters.

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Speaker 1: Here's some of our favorites. Gold plus.

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Speaker 3: Hey, happy birthday yesterday to Madonna sixty two years of age,

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Speaker 3: Madonna sixty two. We're looking for you to make a

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Speaker 3: song older older songs. Madonna, big hit. Didn't she have

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Speaker 3: that huge hit with Papa Don't Preach? Oh No, sixty

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Speaker 3: two Papa can't reach.

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Speaker 4: That's a gold, Extra points for being a Madonna's song.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, less vogue, more vague. What did I come

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Speaker 1: in here for something? Vague? Let's just do it.

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Speaker 4: Hey, that's very good. That's a gold, thank you.

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Speaker 1: This one isn't.

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Speaker 3: But I had another big with the material Girl sixty

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Speaker 3: two more polyester girl, And that's where the gold rummers stand.

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Speaker 4: Silver.

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Speaker 1: That's kind older songs.

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Speaker 3: Bingo your own way, you can bingo your own silver,

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Speaker 3: Nan in the mirror. I'm talking to the nan in

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Speaker 3: the mirror. Plus twist and gout silver. The heat is

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Speaker 3: always on, Nana. It's going to cost us a fortune

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Speaker 3: the heat here, all right, Jack, make a song older?

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Speaker 4: What if you got all the seen old ladies?

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Speaker 3: Oh that's good. Whoever you know you did that gold

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Speaker 3: plus to the you all.

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Speaker 4: Now the rest you hear from here on out is me.

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Speaker 5: I have written these that I had a little help from.

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Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.

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Speaker 1: How's that hot water?

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Speaker 4: Bed in the bones and bed in.

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Speaker 1: The get back up? They they've got anymore?

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Speaker 3: There's a dropping quality from what you just went out

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Speaker 3: to that bad in the bones Bronze minus Kichillian.

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Speaker 1: All right, Cataracts in the cradle.

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Speaker 3: Cat in the credle, cataracts, Levy purple Rinse Silver, Thank

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Speaker 3: you Carl Goodway Grand instead of old Eddy sharing a

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Speaker 3: Gooway girl.

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Speaker 1: She's now a grand Silver.

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Speaker 3: You know, mate of this walks down at the coast.

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Speaker 3: Dude looks like a really old lady.

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Speaker 4: Gold.

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Speaker 3: Wake me up before they bing go gold Bohemian nap

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Speaker 3: city Gold.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's very good. Who left their teeth out? Who who?

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Speaker 4: God?

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Time Now to go back in time. Cue Egyptian music,

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Speaker 3: ancient Egyptian songs. We're going off on one here, aren't

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Speaker 3: we ancient Egyptian songs?

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Speaker 1: Do you ready? Jackie boy?

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Speaker 4: Ready?

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Speaker 1: I Sphinx? We're alone? Now?

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Speaker 4: Oh God?

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Speaker 1: Plus, I Sphinx, We're alone?

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Speaker 4: Making me cross out my Sphinx.

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Speaker 3: One.

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Speaker 4: It's just not as good.

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Speaker 1: Pharaoh? Is it me? You're looking for Pharaoh? Is it me?

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Speaker 1: You're looking for Cartouchi?

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Speaker 4: Who's cartous?

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Speaker 1: Cartoushe? Isn't it? Who is?

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Speaker 3: What is a cartoosh? Is an ancient calf scroll? Like

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Speaker 3: I said, this is in my wheelhouse. I know too

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Speaker 3: much about ancient Egyptian history. Cartousi, Papyrus, don't preach?

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Speaker 4: Oh no, you've just my only good one.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. All right?

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Speaker 3: Two more than I'm done.

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Speaker 1: Things that make you go too gold? Can I get?

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Speaker 3: This will be my first ever all gold run of

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Speaker 3: the year. I'm looking at two here.

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Speaker 1: She's wisely stuck in the pyramidal with you gold. Yes

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Speaker 1: the year go run folks. All right, Jackie boy, what

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Speaker 1: have you got?

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Speaker 5: It's a series of things I've crossed out because now

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Speaker 5: I'm embarrassed to go up.

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Speaker 1: Against ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics.

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Speaker 5: The only thing I really have left that it's any good.

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Speaker 5: Of course, we all know the word bar b a.

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Speaker 5: That means the physical vitality present in every living thing.

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Speaker 4: Essentially the sul.

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Speaker 3: You can't explain, funny, Come.

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Speaker 5: On, Essentially everybody's soul is the bar that's right, yeah, baby,

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Speaker 5: bar ba ba bye bye.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 3: No, this already even as starter with opening up those

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Speaker 3: coffins is taking Jack's funny bone.

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Speaker 1: That's not what you've got.

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Speaker 5: The reason I really wanted to do an en sinc

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Speaker 5: song is because ba ba ba who sings that n sphinx?

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Speaker 1: Now? That is it?

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Speaker 2: Gold?

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Speaker 4: That's all I've got.

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Speaker 1: I've got one I didn't do. Do you want to

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Speaker 1: do it? Thank you? Pass right? Can you pass that

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Speaker 1: to Jack?

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Speaker 2: Is that one?

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Speaker 4: I've just found one.

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Speaker 1: More ancient Egyptian songs? What have you got? Can you

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Speaker 1: read this writing code for me?

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Speaker 4: Simply simply, simply the fee.

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Speaker 1: Simply the fez, simply the firs. Is it that hard

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Speaker 1: to read my handwriting?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, especially because you use the big sharpie use like

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Speaker 5: it's one word per a four page, but it's still

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Speaker 5: hard to read.

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Speaker 1: All right, ancient Egyptian songs you were it to mark.

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Speaker 5: Ready, Mummy Mia right start Gold.

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Speaker 1: Knock an old pharaoh's door. Gold pass David, that's very good.

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Speaker 1: We don't need another pharaoh.

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Speaker 3: Silver Lisa bom booms, shake the throne room Silver, Summer

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Speaker 3: of sixty nine BC. Gold Gerard, well done. I want

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Speaker 3: to dance with mummy body.

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Speaker 4: Totally creepy, and I like you.

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Speaker 1: Excavating my staycy No, it's not.

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Speaker 3: Can't tuck this Gold five hundred niles Proclaimers Gold katacomb

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Speaker 3: as you are.

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Speaker 4: Oh oh wow.

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Speaker 2: That's very good.

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Speaker 3: Someone's been googling camel Eileen Gold, you can't do.

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Speaker 1: Dude wears my right.

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Speaker 3: We need a break at least one shot of five,

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Speaker 3: but the dude five.

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Speaker 1: Dude wears mine that have been crobed into. No, we're

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Speaker 1: not doing them. Encourage them.

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Speaker 3: Wake me up before you Pharaoh Silver plus shut up

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Speaker 3: your faz our old friend Joe Dolce from Who's calling Alice?

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Speaker 1: Well done? Who let the mummies out?

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Speaker 4: Silver Tanya, You know the music stop dating.

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Speaker 1: So much.

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Speaker 3: It's like the oscars, isn't it? When the music actually

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Speaker 3: stops as the opposite.

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Speaker 3: All right, so today is Deli Day, when we celebrate

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Speaker 3: all that's great about our local delicate's ang.

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Speaker 4: Do you like a deli?

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Speaker 1: Love a deli?

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Speaker 3: I would say, in the course of a year, I'm

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Speaker 3: probably in the deli more than any other shot.

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Speaker 4: No, you're not promise the supermarket.

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Speaker 3: No deli songs today on Deli Day? Or won't forget

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Speaker 3: forward again?

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Speaker 4: Oh it's gone over my head?

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Speaker 3: Won't get forward again? By the who won't forget forward again?

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Speaker 3: Who never gets play?

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Speaker 4: Silver Syriver marked up for the French accent.

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Speaker 1: Otherwise, thank you, Enter sandwich silver plus. I fought the

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Speaker 1: slaw and the slaw one gold get a nice coll sort.

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Speaker 1: They don't be behind the counter.

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Speaker 3: The verst cut is the deepest. Vers is a German sausage.

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Speaker 3: The first cut is the deepest gold.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Funky Cold Panina. We have to do a.

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Speaker 3: Feature before the end of this year called Funky Cold Panina.

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Speaker 4: That's a gold double plus.

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Speaker 1: All right, pump up the ham Silver. I should have

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Speaker 1: ended on Funky Cold.

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Speaker 3: Should have started on that one Jackie way, what have

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Speaker 3: you got with the money? What are you rocking today?

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Speaker 3: For Deli songs.

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Speaker 5: Into artisan Man gold, the Salad of John and Oka

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Speaker 5: Yoko bronze.

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Speaker 1: For the delivery. Sorry, we have to be strong on

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Speaker 1: this stuff.

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Speaker 5: Like a virgin your ham What like a virgin your ham?

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Speaker 3: Here in the powers of the money, Yes, this is here.

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Speaker 3: Any reminiscent of the form last week. That's a silver, generous.

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Speaker 4: Of have a terrible one to last. R O c

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Speaker 4: k in the rod Tissa Ray.

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Speaker 1: No, that's a good one. That's good.

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Speaker 3: I'm giving that gold. Actually, I think that's only better ones.

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Speaker 3: All right, Steven's got Reuben Tuesday.

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Speaker 4: Gold, enter ham Man gold.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, knocking on Heaven's door. These are great strong start

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Speaker 3: linel Richie with say you Salami silver, olive and let

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Speaker 3: die Olive and let die silver plus Mumbo ticket number

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Speaker 3: five gold.

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Speaker 1: That's really good. Slice of Devon silver, seven Nation Salami silver.

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Speaker 3: Don't you forget about salami?

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Speaker 1: Said? We may have bete. I know I want to

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Speaker 1: dance with Pastrami gold.

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Speaker 3: Things can only get better silver plus ninety nine problems

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Speaker 3: but a Schnitz Saint one silver, The Salami Dance Bronze

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Speaker 3: personal Jesus de beche modes Personal Jesus. Silver, Stairway to Halloomi, Silver,

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Speaker 3: Leader of the Packed Lunch, Silver plus Sympathy for the

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Speaker 3: Devon Gold, Espresso Yourself, Bronze, Broshetta Be Home Soon, Gold

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Speaker 3: plus very good, Strong and they're from Nicky Boy, Word

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Speaker 3: and Everyone.

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