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Speaker 1: Good morning.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, how rude?

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Speaker 1: Sorry are you that?

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Speaker 2: I just had? Ken Lee just messaged me?

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Speaker 3: Oh stop everything? Well, who the fuck is ken Lee?

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: He's not the doctor from the actor ken Lee.

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Speaker 2: No, it's but it says deadline and policy update, what

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Speaker 2: to watch for in your r DT. I claim, what

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Speaker 2: the fuck is that? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: There's a time for admin.

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Speaker 2: There's always time for admin. You have a story, kinds

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Speaker 2: to the open and then you can.

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Speaker 1: Come with your little story you want to use that. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: let's come in.

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Speaker 3: Fine.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two Dotting Dads. I'm Matty Jay and

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Speaker 2: this is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,

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Speaker 2: it is the bad and the relatable, and we don't

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Speaker 2: give advice. Ash, what's your story?

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Speaker 3: My stories?

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Speaker 1: I accidentally offended mom this morning and I wasn't my intention,

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Speaker 1: but I did. And I'm gonna tell you how I

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Speaker 1: did that. Go on right now.

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Speaker 2: School pickup.

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Speaker 1: It was a drop off. It was actually preschool. It

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Speaker 1: was for Macy. Anyways, this mum had both of her

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Speaker 1: kids there. One had a backpack on okay because he

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Speaker 1: was obviously being dropped off. The other one was slightly smaller,

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Speaker 1: but he had matching shirt and shorts dinosaur, which I

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Speaker 1: really liked. Yep, you know where I'm going with this. No,

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Speaker 1: you don't, no idea. I was like, oh, they're cute,

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Speaker 1: Jarmis and she was like, they're not pajamas. And I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, why would you?

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Speaker 2: Did? They look like jay?

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Speaker 1: They look like pajamas.

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Speaker 2: I've been on it, But don't you think that's also

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Speaker 2: like it's also like a dig at the.

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Speaker 1: Parent of like that's what I mean. I didn't mean

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Speaker 1: it that way because I look, honestly, Jarmy's outside, not

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Speaker 1: a problem with me, don't have a problem. You wear

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Speaker 1: your pajamas wherever you fucking so for me. And then

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Speaker 1: I was like, and I sort of backtrack and I

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Speaker 1: was like, I.

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Speaker 3: Just love dinosaurs.

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Speaker 2: That's a cute outfit for someone with special needs. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: well no, I was essentially what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: I was friendly. I wasn't like, oh, that's cute, but

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Speaker 1: you also you should get your kids dressed.

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Speaker 2: No, why wouldn't you just say that's a lovely outfit,

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Speaker 2: would you? You'd be like, honestly, I didn't I get

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Speaker 2: my kids dressed, thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know that I didn't know any of it

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Speaker 1: was coming out of my mouth film By the time

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Speaker 1: it happened, I was like, And then I was like

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Speaker 1: to the kid, I was like, do you know that's

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Speaker 1: my I had like a stegosaurus on it, probably my

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Speaker 1: least favorite dinosaur, but I lie a second and it's.

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Speaker 3: My favorite dinosaur.

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Speaker 1: Trying to smooth it over, so you lied. I really

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Speaker 1: put my foot into that.

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Speaker 2: For the record, What would you like to see printed

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Speaker 2: on some clothing? What dinosaur tickles your fancy t rex?

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Speaker 1: Nah? Too aggressive? Veloci raptor, a rap door vel rapt

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Speaker 1: or raptor. Wow, Probably something more woke than that, like

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Speaker 1: a vegetarian dinosaurs just to keep every unhappy? Like, what

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Speaker 1: give me some a deglar dopus, dipple docus that's it?

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Speaker 2: What is that dips the long necks?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: This is not a this is a podcast all about dinosaurs.

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Speaker 3: Anyway.

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Speaker 1: I would just want to say sorry to that mum.

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Speaker 2: Did however your tracks? Did you apologize?

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Speaker 3: I got the fuck out of there.

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Speaker 1: That's what I just pushed over the fans. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: I'm out of here.

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Speaker 2: Hey, this is now going to be housekeeping. Just want

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Speaker 2: to let people know that maybe I got a little

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Speaker 2: bit excited, a little bit trigger happy with the jingles,

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Speaker 2: and I suggested that we put together a jingle for

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Speaker 2: this segment of Housekeeping, and Ash was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Well,

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Speaker 2: hang on a fucking second, we're just putting jingles in

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Speaker 2: every two seconds in this podcast.

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Speaker 1: I saw that post and I was like, we didn't discuss.

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Speaker 2: This for the record Blink one eight two, small things.

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Speaker 2: It was a suggestion.

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Speaker 1: Keeping is bigger than small things.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well that pretty much the whole show. If it

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Speaker 2: let that be known to the good people the dots,

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Speaker 2: if you will.

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Speaker 1: I think I think it's safe to have no jingles.

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Speaker 2: That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.

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Speaker 1: Every episode is going to be all music.

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Speaker 3: It's turning into a musical.

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Speaker 2: Sorry. Actually that's why you're against it, because you hate musicals.

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Speaker 1: I feel like we do housekeeping first, so it will

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Speaker 2: Start too soon?

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Speaker 1: There, too soon?

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Speaker 2: You want you want to talk about nockiers, my bro.

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Speaker 1: No, we don't sorry. Oh yeah, we'll retouch that next

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Speaker 1: I just didn't get a chance. I'm just having a chance.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine.

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Speaker 3: I'm really sorry.

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Speaker 1: Next week, everyone tuned in, moving on.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to know about the knock yet you will.

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Speaker 2: It's a good time, okay, in good time. Next week

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Speaker 2: we talk about the Nokia.

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Speaker 1: It'll be like the meta business meta suite all over.

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Speaker 1: It's like, you don't, I'll do it today.

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Speaker 2: Ash has had one admin task to create what is

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Speaker 2: called a meta business.

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Speaker 1: I have a disability. It's called it's actually it's a disorder.

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Speaker 1: And if you really want to poke that and.

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Speaker 2: I have it too, I don't.

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Speaker 1: Technically you're one of them.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm not diagnosed.

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Speaker 2: I want to get diagnosed just so I can be like, see,

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Speaker 2: yes see. I also I can sympathize with you what

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Speaker 1: April always says it's just my ADHD. She's undiagnosed, and

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Speaker 1: I said, that's offensive. Hey, sorry, that's offensive.

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Speaker 2: Let me apologize on behalf of all the people like

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Speaker 1: It's disorderist.

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Speaker 2: But I'm a bit sick at the moment. By the way,

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Speaker 2: s out to Shannon, you're gonna fucking just ignore the

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Speaker 1: She reached out to us. She just got diagnosed, and

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Speaker 1: it's a thirty night.

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Speaker 2: It's not about Shannon, It's about me.

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Speaker 1: Happy birthday and can congratulations on having a dissider.

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Speaker 2: When did you speak to Shannon?

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Speaker 1: She just messaged me where Instagram and.

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Speaker 2: You right back. Yeah, that's not like you at all.

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Speaker 3: She's a lucky lady.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, ADHD related Happy birthday, Shannon, Yes, thirty nine.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I have to tell you about the fact that

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Speaker 2: I think my house is cursed.

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Speaker 1: Which one.

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Speaker 3: Walked into that, didn't you? I actually went on the

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Speaker 2: I actually actually bumped into someone and sorry, this is

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Speaker 2: really bad. He said, how's the house? And I said,

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Speaker 2: was joking. I was joking the BONDI houses go on

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Speaker 2: white goods. Oh, bloody white white goods. We just lost

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Speaker 2: last week. The dishwasher, well.

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Speaker 1: It hurt us talking about all the other dishwashers. I'm

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it was the fact that I

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Speaker 2: know if it has. It was a very old dishwasher.

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Speaker 2: The dishwasher was at least like twelve years old.

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Speaker 1: That's a long time.

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Speaker 2: That is old. It was on its last day. I

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Speaker 2: just give up, don't And I was like, to get

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Speaker 2: twelve years out of a dishwasher, I'm happy with that.

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Speaker 1: You should be very happy. Oh yeah, that's an outstanding inning.

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Speaker 2: When it finally went, I said, rest easy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like when a really really old person dies

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Speaker 1: and then they're like how old. They're like, oh, oh,

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Speaker 1: good innings.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, same thing, thank you.

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Speaker 3: It was like great innings.

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Speaker 2: But on the other end of the spectrum, the fridge

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Speaker 1: The one at your as the Bondo house, that's new.

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Speaker 2: It's five months old.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that's the one with the you had the

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Speaker 2: It's like losing a puppy, you know. It's how old

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Speaker 2: It's more of a headache, that's for sure. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: What sort of like, what happened?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it was Laura. It was Laura, Okay, I.

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Speaker 1: Think didn't she do? Okay, what about it just stopped working.

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Speaker 1: It's got to be some sort of investigation, I.

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Speaker 2: Said to her. So she was like, it's broken. The

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Speaker 2: You know it? Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 1: It's like years of my childhood and my mum yelling

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Speaker 2: Keep it, keep it closed. It's just so then off

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Speaker 2: the back of that, I don't I don't know if

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Speaker 2: it's strained the fridge. I had my milk in my

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Speaker 2: was I was like, that's weird. It's not very cold

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Speaker 2: and tastes kind of tangy, and and then I've finished it,

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Speaker 2: and then the next hour I was like, this is

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Speaker 2: this is serious? Nothing's getting cold.

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Speaker 1: Oh I know, so you think that the engine has

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Speaker 1: been worked to death.

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Speaker 2: I'm no expert here, ash, I'd love to know. I'd

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Speaker 2: love to get NANCA. But the other issue is, and

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Speaker 2: once again, I know a lot of people are dealing

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Speaker 2: with some serious issues right now, so mine, in comparison

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Speaker 2: is very small. I understand that. But I finally got

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Speaker 2: hold of the brand and I said, look, five month

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Speaker 2: old fridge gone, and they said we can send a

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Speaker 2: technician in two weeks. Two weeks, that's what I said.

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Speaker 2: I said, you know, I have three children, one of

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Speaker 2: whom alight a bit and said it's two months old

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Speaker 2: because it's more dramatic.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, how old is popic?

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Speaker 2: Five months?

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Speaker 1: Fuck?

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Speaker 3: Where did that last five months ago?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, Bro, I'm fucking staying awake every night

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Please?

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Speaker 1: What if they got on I don't know.

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Speaker 2: They wouldn't tell me. I said, how many technicians do

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Speaker 2: It was like camping and we're washing everything by hand

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Speaker 1: It's fucked and ice is not cheap. Ice is very expensive,

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Speaker 2: They do a bundle deal. I don't need four bags.

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Speaker 2: Every time he's like, you paid two bucks more, you

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Speaker 2: I came home with a fucking carful of ice. Laura

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Speaker 3: You ruck the fridge?

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Speaker 2: And do you know what else happened? God, the Meredith cheese?

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Speaker 1: What's that?

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Speaker 2: I knew you wouldn't know.

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Speaker 2: Yes? Oh no, no, I just you wouldn't. I feel

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Speaker 3: She's giving you cheese and not me. The fuck is

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Speaker 1: We can use the cheese where Paul, you're talking about

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Speaker 2: Enough about the houses. So the Meredith Coacht cheese curse

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Speaker 2: is in a jar of oil, and Laura's put that

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Speaker 2: into the eski. And then she goes, your fucking mom

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Speaker 2: on because of her arthritis. Then Laura went to work

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Speaker 2: and then mom was like, where's all the oil come from?

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Speaker 2: And I said, and mere cheese? And she goes, fucking Laura.

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Speaker 3: Oh, they're against each other.

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Speaker 2: We're all tacking each other right now.

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Speaker 4: I thought a fridge would bring down the Johnson and

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Speaker 2: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, speaking of poverty, Oscar lost a tooth. Not okay,

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Speaker 2: Was it you?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: Sorry? Friend of mine? Okay, friend of mine. Child swallowed

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Speaker 2: the tooth, said what's the policy here? Do you go

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Speaker 1: No, that thing's gone.

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Speaker 2: My mum once did that.

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Speaker 1: She also cut your foreskin off. Remember when you were

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Speaker 3: God, don't go around, she'll chop something of yours off.

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Speaker 2: My brother forced her. He shat in it like a container,

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Speaker 1: He's metabolized it. Yeah, it's become a part of him again.

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Speaker 2: How did oscar oscar?

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Speaker 1: It's his second tooth? Okay and already Yeah, just a

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Speaker 1: quick warning Matt that if there are kids in the car,

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Speaker 1: whoever is listening to this, don't worry about the swearing.

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Speaker 1: But we're about to talk about the tooth Fairy.

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Speaker 2: The magical tooth Fairy. Let's get into her. Sorry what sorry,

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Speaker 2: take that back? Take that back?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Next we'll be talking about Santa Claus and I can't

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Speaker 1: wait to get into him.

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Speaker 2: And the kids are like, why is he in the

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Speaker 2: tooth ferry?

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, quarters by surprise, this one it was lose.

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Speaker 1: And I tell you right now, you don't want to

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Speaker 2: Why?

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Speaker 1: Because there's a lack of who has coins these days? Brota,

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Speaker 1: I gotta pretend to be there so we didn't have

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Speaker 2: Where do you even you to? Servo gets mice that sorry.

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Speaker 1: Well done? How do I get a coin? Was stumped.

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Speaker 1: I devised a plan though, to get a coin. I

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Speaker 1: was meant to get one from Mike because trades have coins.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Why does Dan have coins? Yeah? Yeah, Dan's a trade

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Speaker 1: and Danny's big partner. Anyway, I devised a plan because

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Speaker 2: Oscars there like rubbing his hands, going yes, yeah.

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Speaker 1: And I was like to Ape, like should I just

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Speaker 1: say two three work on a Sunday because that's just

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Speaker 1: an easy way out? And April was like, no, it's

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Speaker 1: the magic. I'm like, okay, I get it.

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Speaker 2: She's like she's on holidays, bro, she doesn't do Sundays.

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Speaker 2: Not the Northern Beaches.

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Speaker 1: No, that's what I was thinking. No one crosses the

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Speaker 2: He'd understand.

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Speaker 1: That's the last thing I'd want he'd be like, oh.

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Speaker 2: Fair, you understand. Yeah, I see her on Monday, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: she'll clock.

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Speaker 1: In, she'll be there. Yeah, she's already doing nights.

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Speaker 3: Poor thing. Then I have a day off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to go do the showers. You come

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Speaker 1: no coins in the house. I absolutely raided that. I

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Speaker 1: tried to even turn the dog into like a sniffer dog.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, smell one of oscars coins that he's hoarding.

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Speaker 1: Find more of these?

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Speaker 2: Did you find anything? Sometimes you do a spring clean,

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Speaker 2: you find things that you thought you lost.

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Speaker 1: I found a poker chip from the Star Casino. Oh

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Speaker 1: how much ten bucks?

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Speaker 2: It GE's great, give him that, right, did you know? Okay?

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Speaker 1: I think it wasn't allowed to So I was like, okay,

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Speaker 2: I love how you've got more poker chips in the

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Speaker 1: And also I found a Westfield gift card and I

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great.

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Speaker 1: No, I was like, okay, my plan was this. I

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Speaker 1: So I need to somehow. I thought maybe I could

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Speaker 1: it was a proper casino chip and they're like, I

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Speaker 1: don't want Otherwise, I could just tange it to a

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Speaker 1: So I found these little black stickers to cover it up,

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Speaker 1: This is how I thought it would play out in

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Speaker 1: my head. The tooth fairy would give him this with

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Speaker 1: a little note saying what a good boy he's been,

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Speaker 1: and you're growing up and bloody blah blah blah, exchange

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Speaker 1: I hadn't got that far because they shut it down

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Speaker 2: She wasn't into it. No, it's very allowed. Just fucking

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Speaker 2: get some coins, man.

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Speaker 1: Well should we? April ended up going to her dad's

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Speaker 2: She's there forging coins.

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Speaker 3: Make my own coins.

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Speaker 2: I'd have like frying pans, like, just go to serve

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Speaker 2: and get some money up, man.

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Speaker 1: I thought the plan was foolproof.

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Speaker 2: Just get some money.

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Speaker 1: Out, and then I said what about the fifty dollars

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Speaker 1: give you?

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Speaker 2: And she's like, you have a servo three minutes down

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Speaker 2: the road from your house.

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Speaker 1: A Sunday night, Bro, I'm trying to run wind.

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Speaker 2: It's a seven to eleven one. They're always open. Well,

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Speaker 2: what am I gonna spoke?

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Speaker 3: Go in there and go okay, can I get a

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Speaker 3: dollar out?

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Speaker 2: No? Get twenty bucks out of the ATM.

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting twenty bucks.

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Speaker 2: And say, hey, I just want can I have a

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Speaker 2: ten dollar note, a five dollar note and a couple

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Speaker 2: of coins? I feel like, what do you feel like? Bro?

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Speaker 1: I feel like we need to move on from the coins.

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Speaker 1: There needs to be like a maybe like an f

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Speaker 1: POS machine. But I said this to my mate Mike,

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Speaker 1: and he was like, yeah, yeah, we don't have any

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Speaker 2: No, it's not genius.

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Speaker 3: I'm into that.

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Speaker 2: That's fucking pathetic. Anyway, Mike, I hope you're well. Don't

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Speaker 2: mean to attack you. The Magic of the Tooth Fairy

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Speaker 2: and you sound like April. They wake up to a

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Speaker 2: fucking scrap bit of paper saying hey, sorry, the Tooth

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Speaker 2: Fairy's got gambling problems She's like, I can't pay you tonight.

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Speaker 2: Sorry about that.

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Speaker 4: Sunday is the tooth Fairries nominated gambling day.

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Speaker 2: You know I'm good for it.

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Speaker 3: Give her a break, don't judge.

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Speaker 2: Give me a week or two I get some money together.

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Speaker 2: That's I've got a big bet coming up.

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Speaker 1: That sounds like a program, Randwick.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry. It's a short thing.

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Speaker 1: The horses called the Easter Bunny. Anyway, That's what I'm

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Speaker 1: dealing with. April went and got a dollar, but I

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Speaker 1: wanted my plan to unfold.

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Speaker 2: What did you give him in the end? Cheat?

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Speaker 3: Excuse me?

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Speaker 1: I didn't have any coins, so I went to all

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Speaker 1: four of my houses to try and find coins. Jesus

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Speaker 1: man were leaving week to week over here, Matt.

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Speaker 2: One thing I forgot to do This morning. Marley has

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Speaker 2: at seven point thirty.

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Speaker 1: That's ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: And she has to go in her dance uniform. Her

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Speaker 2: that hour of the morning, it's all It's hard as well,

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Speaker 2: because Laura gets her partly dressed and then I come in.

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Speaker 2: I thought that she was wearing undies under her leotard.

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Speaker 2: Turns out she's not. So I dropped off Lola this

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Speaker 2: morning and then I saw some of Mali's friends and

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Speaker 2: I said, oh, where's where's Molly And I said, Oh,

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Speaker 2: she's crying in the hall and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: what happened. She's got no wndies I know. And then

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Speaker 2: there was other kids there and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 2: what's wrong with you, Susie? And she's like, my dad

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Speaker 2: forgot my shoes.

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Speaker 3: You felt better?

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Speaker 2: Oh, there was so many kids who were like one

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Speaker 2: had no top on, like one had no like hair tie.

447
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Speaker 2: It was just it was carnage.

448
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Speaker 3: There was a parent with no kid.

449
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Speaker 1: Yeah, my kids love wearing no underpants a school. I

450
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,360
Speaker 1: kept catching them.

451
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Speaker 2: I was like, just free ball it. The scorts have

452
00:18:56,359 --> 00:18:59,320
Speaker 2: a built in like little shorts. Yeah, it's a scot

453
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Speaker 2: That's why late this morning I had to go back

454
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Speaker 2: to the school. And then a brown paper bag deliver

455
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Speaker 2: undies to the office.

456
00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:08,320
Speaker 1: That's way more embarrassing. I'm like, no one knows.

457
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:09,639
Speaker 2: Were like, what are you dropping off?

458
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:10,840
Speaker 1: And I was like, bag andies.

459
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,600
Speaker 2: It was in a shopping paper bags. It's a big bag.

460
00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,000
Speaker 2: Opened it up, there was like a little I.

461
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Speaker 1: Should do that to able to work with a bag

462
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Speaker 1: of laundrie. You forgot this for you.

463
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:26,440
Speaker 2: But and then she fucking forgot her hat. She lost

464
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Speaker 2: her hat again again, Oh god again. It was like

465
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Speaker 2: Jesus Christ.

466
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Speaker 3: How many hats?

467
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Speaker 1: How many hats?

468
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Speaker 5: Is that?

469
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Speaker 2: Five hats? So wow?

470
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Speaker 1: That is good gear.

471
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Speaker 2: Hey, talking about school hats and losing them. We got

472
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Speaker 2: some advice from dots who listen in, and we've got

473
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Speaker 2: one here from Sarah. She says, Mada, you need a

474
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Speaker 2: hat clip for the girl's bag issue with Sarah. I

475
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Speaker 2: hate to attack you here. I appreciate the advice. Thank

476
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Speaker 2: you for messaging in like a carabiner.

477
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Speaker 1: But the thing is like, it's not like a rock

478
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Speaker 1: climbing family.

479
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,960
Speaker 2: Well it doesn't. She loses, She takes the hat off.

480
00:19:56,359 --> 00:19:58,000
Speaker 2: The hat's not getting anywhere near the bag.

481
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Speaker 1: She needs a leg rape.

482
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Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you.

483
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Speaker 1: This one's from Natalie. Natalie works in a primary school

484
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:07,520
Speaker 1: and says it would solve so many dramas if we

485
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Speaker 1: leave kids hat at school the whole term. They could

486
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Speaker 1: leave it in their pigeonholes and they don't get lost

487
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,600
Speaker 1: going to and from home at daycare.

488
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Speaker 2: The good old days of daycare, the hats always stayed

489
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Speaker 2: to daycare, never lost it, never once lost it. The

490
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Speaker 2: hat's always there, Natalie, No offense, Sarah, Natalie, great advice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but also, schools are much bigger than a preschool.

492
00:20:32,600 --> 00:20:35,360
Speaker 1: The area of a primary school, there's a lot more

493
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Speaker 1: places for it to get lost.

494
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Speaker 2: And also I feel like the kids are also stealing hats.

495
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Speaker 2: Everyone's losing hats. The hat's are being holt out to

496
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Speaker 2: the children.

497
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Speaker 6: Oh.

498
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Speaker 1: I always used to just take someone else's hat. I'm

499
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Speaker 1: part of the problem.

500
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Speaker 2: And even one of the teachers said, just got to

501
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Speaker 2: lost property.

502
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly, And.

503
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Speaker 2: I was like, no, there's a system in place, that's

504
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Speaker 2: why we name the hat.

505
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Speaker 1: You throw the system out and move on. Matt breaking news.

506
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Speaker 2: Thank you.

507
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Speaker 1: This one's not a joke. It's not serious. I'm bringing

508
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Speaker 1: the serious sauce today. I'll hit you with it. A

509
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Speaker 1: new study Matt lifts the lid on what they call

510
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Speaker 1: mum rage go on in Australian families, and Aussie Mum

511
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Speaker 1: exposes the shocking truth that she says affects almost every mother. Okay,

512
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,359
Speaker 1: so they surveyed hundreds of women to prove this. Okay,

513
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Speaker 1: and I'll give you some stats around anger in motherhood.

514
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Speaker 1: An overwhelming ninety seven percent of mum's experience anger in motherhood.

515
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Speaker 1: I feel like everyone just experiences anger at some point.

516
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Speaker 1: You can't tell me that people are out there just

517
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Speaker 1: not angry.

518
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Speaker 2: I'm actually worried about that three percent.

519
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Speaker 1: Three percent of people out there, the reckon they don't

520
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Speaker 1: ever get angry. That's garbage.

521
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Speaker 2: The three percent line.

522
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Speaker 1: They're the dangerous ones.

523
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Speaker 2: They're the ones who are bottling it up.

524
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Speaker 1: A third okay of those have a weekly episode of

525
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Speaker 1: downright rage, But only twenty percent have ever confided in

526
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Speaker 1: another mother, and just six percent were warned properly that

527
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Speaker 1: they might feel like this after kids.

528
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Speaker 2: What kind of warning do you need?

529
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Speaker 1: It's just like that's you know, like this, you're gonna

530
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Speaker 1: get angry at some point, you've been warned.

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Speaker 2: I think for people to say I was never told

532
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,320
Speaker 2: I would be angry, it's like someone saying I was

533
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Speaker 2: never warned by anyone who was a professional, a medical

534
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Speaker 2: staff member. You're going to be really fucking exhausted. Yeah,

535
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Speaker 2: other parents have warned me. Do we need to be

536
00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:30,440
Speaker 2: told that? VIC? You're a mum produced a VIC. Can

537
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Speaker 2: you just come with the mic for a second, what

538
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Speaker 2: sick vic? Yes? Do you have you ever experienced mum rage?

539
00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:38,639
Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: And every day.

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Speaker 5: When I saw this article, I jumped on it because

542
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Speaker 5: I was like, oh, I just want to see what

543
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:49,399
Speaker 5: the stats are because I've experienced it. And for me,

544
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Speaker 5: it was shocking to feel because it's a feeling I've

545
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:54,679
Speaker 5: never had in my body before. And I think maybe

546
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 5: guys might have raged sometimes in their lives. I don't know,

547
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Speaker 5: testosterone or whatnot.

548
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Speaker 2: Remember the last time you had a little ragey episode

549
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Speaker 2: and what triggered it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's always when I'm solo parenting. So when Dan's around,

551
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,440
Speaker 5: you can kind of share the load a little bit.

552
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Speaker 5: But if it's just me and I've got two kids

553
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,119
Speaker 5: coming at me, and it's like two against one, and

554
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,399
Speaker 5: they're just like coming and coming coming, something flicks like

555
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,560
Speaker 5: a switch flicks, and I just see red and I'm

556
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 5: in this like red rage and nothing can get me

557
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Speaker 5: out of it. Nothing my kids can say can get

558
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Speaker 5: me out of this rage. And I'm now at a

559
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Speaker 5: point where I'm like, I know it's settled in, but

560
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Speaker 5: I have to remove myself from the kids so I

561
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,240
Speaker 5: can just like get it out of my body. And

562
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Speaker 5: that involves on slamming doors, maybe punching a pillow or

563
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,879
Speaker 5: like throwing something into the sink, like just getting like

564
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Speaker 5: some sort of like feeling out of my body.

565
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Speaker 2: It's like the rage rooms are those rooms, and.

566
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Speaker 1: You might need to jump on the we should go

567
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Speaker 1: to a rage room.

568
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Speaker 2: I agree the parents write it down.

569
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Speaker 5: But then the thing is, as soon as it's out,

570
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,360
Speaker 5: you're like shit, like that was really awful, and you're

571
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 5: filled with shame and you're like, fuck, I can't believe

572
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:09,840
Speaker 5: it was like that in front of my kid. And

573
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Speaker 5: I think because it's a feeling we've never felt before

574
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,440
Speaker 5: in our bodies, Yeah, we feel shamed, so we don't

575
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Speaker 5: talk about it. And so when I saw this article,

576
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Speaker 5: I was like, there's like thirty five percent of or

577
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Speaker 5: something of people who were getting this rage, and even

578
00:24:23,119 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 5: chatting to my friends, they're all the same, like we're

579
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Speaker 5: all feeling it, we're just not talking about it.

580
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Speaker 2: Right. I'm not surprised when you talk about solo parenting

581
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Speaker 2: being the trigger, because yesterday morning is a morning that

582
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Speaker 2: Laura is out the door at six thirty, so I'm

583
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Speaker 2: doing the kids by myself, and it was a morning

584
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Speaker 2: where just every step of the process, like you got

585
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:44,600
Speaker 2: to eat your breakfast. Every mouthful was me like begging

586
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 2: for my kids to eat. And then I'd turn around

587
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:48,199
Speaker 2: look back and they were in like an arts and

588
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,720
Speaker 2: crafts box and with glue, and I was like, what

589
00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:53,800
Speaker 2: the fuck are you doing? And then brushing the teeth

590
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Speaker 2: putting your shirt on and I was like, come on,

591
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 2: you've got to put your shirt on. And I thought

592
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,200
Speaker 2: to myself, like, you got this mount You're doing really well.

593
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Speaker 2: And then finally when I was saying put your helmets

594
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Speaker 2: on for the bike to ride to school, I turned

595
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Speaker 2: around and Marley was on the scooter going down the

596
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:10,160
Speaker 2: hill and I was like, just flip the fuck out,

597
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,640
Speaker 2: grabbed her and I was like, get on the bike

598
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 2: and put your helmet on, and you just you snap,

599
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 2: which you feel like a really shit parent on.

600
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Speaker 1: Once you come down out of that anger, you're like, ah, fuck, yeah,

601
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 1: it's a shit feeling for sure.

602
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Speaker 2: What makes me feel less shit is I know that

603
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Speaker 2: I kind of assume that every parent is doing the

604
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Speaker 2: same thing.

605
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Speaker 1: Well, let me tell you a story. Call on. Okay,

606
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:39,560
Speaker 1: it's not me. There's my soft, gentle kind wife, ah, April.

607
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Speaker 1: To be fair, I have been with April for fifteen years.

608
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Speaker 1: I think she has yelled at me once. Wow, Like

609
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:47,639
Speaker 1: she's not a yeller.

610
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Speaker 2: Is that because you're so perfect? Yes, because April is

611
00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:54,879
Speaker 2: so patient. Yes, combination of the You are a great guy.

612
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Speaker 1: But thank you, thank you. You don't know me behind

613
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Speaker 1: closed doors, I'm the well loose, so she's quite reserved.

614
00:26:01,640 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 1: She usually leaves the rage to me. You know, I'll

615
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,840
Speaker 1: do the same thing as Vicker. I'll just slam a

616
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Speaker 1: door or something to make me feel better, even though

617
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:15,160
Speaker 1: it's probably not a good look, if that makes sense,

618
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 1: because in the moment you're like it, and then you're like,

619
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Speaker 1: oh fuck, I probably shouldn't have ripped the door of

620
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: its hinges at home. That was probably a bad option.

621
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Speaker 1: But I recall one morning, April is an early riser.

622
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Speaker 1: She goes to the gym, good on her, and then

623
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Speaker 1: she's back as the kids are sort of getting up,

624
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Speaker 1: depending on when what time they get up. This particular morning,

625
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,919
Speaker 1: they were up pretty early. I think we were all

626
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,520
Speaker 1: up pretty early. I think like April left and we

627
00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 1: just we're still dark or something, but we're up having breakfast.

628
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Speaker 1: But the kids were just one of those days like

629
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Speaker 1: that where everything was a nightmare. They were teasing each other,

630
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Speaker 1: and April comes home from the gym full of dolphins,

631
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Speaker 1: which is great, which is what you want. You don't

632
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 1: want to walk into your husband just at his wits

633
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 1: end at six o'clock in the morning. No one wants this, okay,

634
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,919
Speaker 1: And I do feel sorry for my neighbors because they

635
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: would have heard me have a fucking episode at that time.

636
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,360
Speaker 1: They've got older kids, so they get it. And then

637
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 1: April just must have flicked a switch. And she's first thing,

638
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 1: first things first. She was like, I think she realized

639
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 1: how angry she was going to be and was like,

640
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,919
Speaker 1: to the kids, go to your room and go on,

641
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:26,919
Speaker 1: We've got this cane coffee table. Yeah, okay, it's never

642
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 1: good when you start with the story with furniture and.

643
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 2: Like breaking down the materials. Yeah, it's made out of caine.

644
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 1: It's not overly heavy, but it's not that light. She's

645
00:27:35,760 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: picked it up and she's thrown it into the ceiling fan,

646
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:40,399
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm in the kitchen.

647
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Speaker 2: I was like, I didn't do enough shoulders at the gym.

648
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,639
Speaker 1: She's just like, I think she didn't realize how her

649
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 1: own and anyway, that's fuck the ceiling fan. That's the

650
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 1: first thing. And then she's walked into the bedroom fits

651
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:58,760
Speaker 1: of rage, and I think she tried to kick a pillow,

652
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 1: but she's so clumsy that she's kicked the wall and

653
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 1: her foot's gone through the jip rock wall.

654
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 3: Obviously I'm not saying this.

655
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 2: And you're like, do I step it until no, no.

656
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: No, I'm like one foot out the door here, I'm

657
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 1: I'm getting out of here before on neck?

658
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,640
Speaker 2: Will the apartment still be there when I come back?

659
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,679
Speaker 1: And I was like, after the foot was stuck in

660
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Speaker 1: the wall, help me, And then the shoe got stuck

661
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: because the shoe foot came out of the shoe. I

662
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,200
Speaker 1: think at that point she realized, hang on a minute,

663
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Speaker 1: I've gone a bit too far, and I was.

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Speaker 3: Like, I don't think you're going far enough.

665
00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: I was looking around for things that like the kids

666
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 1: loved that I hated, so.

667
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 3: Get out there.

668
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:46,640
Speaker 4: Look a seconds like dog and those fans like table's defense.

669
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 1: She snapped out of it really quick and realized and

670
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 1: was like, oh fuck. Like the kids came out of

671
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 1: the bedroom and you can imagine how fascinated they were

672
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: that the bloody ceiling vans spinning around with a coffee

673
00:28:58,760 --> 00:28:59,600
Speaker 1: table stuck to it.

674
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 2: The ca came.

675
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 1: Amazing, how to real attachment to that coffee tabo. April

676
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 1: in the jip rock still amazing, was like, that's where

677
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:14,440
Speaker 1: I eat my berry. And then they look over into

678
00:29:14,520 --> 00:29:17,080
Speaker 1: our bedroom and there's a hole in the wall with

679
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 1: a shoe sticking out of it, and the kids were

680
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 1: so fascinated with that, and April was you could see

681
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: that she was ashamed of what was, which I think like,

682
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 1: sometimes you've got to express your feeling somehow. If that's

683
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 1: how it felt, if it felt right in the moment,

684
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 1: I'm fine with it. And I just said I'm fine,

685
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 1: I'll fix it. No, I said, I'm not adding any

686
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 1: fuel to this fire. I said, I don't worry about

687
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,880
Speaker 1: it's easy fix. It's an easy fix for a guy

688
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 1: like me. Now, we joke about it a lot. Obviously,

689
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: I can tell this story because we joke about it.

690
00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 2: No one on a soccer field.

691
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 1: No, because she missed the pillow. The thing is like

692
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: trying to explain that. I think my parents came over

693
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: like the day after, and they live in the area.

694
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:03,360
Speaker 1: They came up. Yeah, I was like, look up, and

695
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 1: then they walked in. Mum walks into my room and Mum.

696
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 1: I think Mum was the first one. She was like,

697
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 1: what happened to the wall. And I was like, I'm

698
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 1: not going to stay high to the kids or anything

699
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: high to me.

700
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 3: You just straight in what happened to the wall.

701
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, April accidentally kicked the wall

702
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 1: and Mom was like yeah. I was like, nah, she

703
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:24,400
Speaker 1: put the shit out of it. So the mud rage

704
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 1: is real, and I look, honestly, let it out. Don't

705
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,680
Speaker 1: be ashamed of it, because I'm fucking doing it. The

706
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: dad crash out in such a joke online. But I

707
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: think like that's how we've overcome like the stigma of it.

708
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: We've made fun of it. So I'm like now April,

709
00:30:37,840 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 1: Like anytime April gets a little bit angry, I'm like,

710
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: I put the coffee table in the other room. She

711
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 1: gets if I can see she's getting upset with something

712
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 1: and she gets over stimulated.

713
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,320
Speaker 2: The valuables, Yeah, move the vases.

714
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like this coffee table out of the way.

715
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:55,600
Speaker 3: I just leave things.

716
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: I know she can't pick up, but she's getting stronger.

717
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,840
Speaker 3: Okay, run it out of fat to get out of

718
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 3: the room.

719
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 2: There's nothing like no white goods.

720
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 1: White, the fridge is flying across room anyway.

721
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:11,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, but maybe it's the fact that men with testosterone

722
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 2: it's not uncommon for them to lose their temper in comparison.

723
00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:20,280
Speaker 2: But also men talking about getting angry at the kids.

724
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,560
Speaker 2: And I'm not saying it's a great thing to do,

725
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,840
Speaker 2: because you know, it'd be a better world if none

726
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 2: of us ever got angry, but just the way things

727
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 2: are with the stress of life and the kids, when

728
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:30,880
Speaker 2: you're on your own, like it's bound to happen. But

729
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 2: maybe men are not as ashamed of talking about it

730
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 2: like women are.

731
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 1: I think it's completely healthy to express all of your emotion,

732
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,920
Speaker 1: and that includes the ones that we think are bad.

733
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,640
Speaker 1: Anger is not bad. It's depending on where it's directed.

734
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 1: Am I yes, kick going, yes, yes, yes, my philosophy.

735
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: I love it, like everything so aroused to get angry.

736
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 2: Where are the classes pret the glasses on?

737
00:31:51,880 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: Damn they're in my bag, damn it, they're broken, broken, Sorry, April.

738
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 3: I know No.

739
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: Like I said, I think it's very healthy to crash

740
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 1: out if it makes you feel better. I think it's

741
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 1: just where the anger is directed. And that actually leads

742
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,959
Speaker 1: me to a question for you. To think about and

743
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 1: the listener to think about. What is your parenting crash

744
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: out phrase? Everyone's got one. April's is a real simple one,

745
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 1: which I think a lot of mums have because they

746
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 1: think it just rolls off nicely. It's usually done with

747
00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: the mouth open but the teeth shut.

748
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 2: Go on, Fu sake. Ah, that's mine, That's just what

749
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 2: is it about? Fuck's sake? It's been passed down from

750
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 2: generation to generation.

751
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 1: Told you about the Fiji story with the pool noodle

752
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 1: those who are new. My son was quite young, I

753
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 1: think it was two. He picks up this pool noodle

754
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 1: from at the kids pool at this all inclusive resort

755
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 1: in Fiji, picks it up, puts it onto the side

756
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,000
Speaker 1: of the pool like a horn if you will, and

757
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,760
Speaker 1: he screams into it fuck sake and all everyone went

758
00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 1: what and the way he said it. I just looked

759
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 1: at April and I was like, that's you, that's you

760
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 1: in the car.

761
00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:58,160
Speaker 2: What's your crash out word?

762
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: I've got a few run between.

763
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 2: Like a smaller sport today on Tuesday, I feel like.

764
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,200
Speaker 1: A classic for me. If you hear it from me,

765
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,800
Speaker 1: it's a crashout. It's like, oh, your fucking.

766
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 2: Cockhead like something like yourself.

767
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:15,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, just whoever will listen like a self.

768
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 2: Reflected was like nothing. I think I think this is

769
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,320
Speaker 2: a longer. I think that's housekeeping.

770
00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:24,520
Speaker 3: Do you just go to a segment?

771
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 2: Before we go on a segments? I need to apologize to.

772
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 1: My wife for which time at the.

773
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 2: Moment, there's one thing that I'm doing badly at the moment,

774
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 2: and we know that Poppy five months, she's now pretty

775
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 2: much off the boob entirely. She'll have like a couple

776
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 2: of boobs throughout the week, and they're always when it

777
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 2: happens like that, maybe the last one she's on the bottle,

778
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 2: which is great because it means that I'm far more

779
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 2: helpful I should be. But I'm being a bad partner.

780
00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 2: I am okay, guy, I can own up. I can

781
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:06,479
Speaker 2: admit that right now I'm not pulling my weight and

782
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 2: it's not my fault though, Okay, go on. I'm a

783
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 2: very heavy sleeper. I know I'm a very heavy sleeper.

784
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,319
Speaker 2: I can sleep through anything. And also I'm pretty good

785
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 2: at getting back to sleep. And at the moment, and

786
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:25,840
Speaker 2: this is behavior that I'm not aware of, I'm just

787
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,200
Speaker 2: being told by my wife. So Poppy at the moment's

788
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 2: working up between like three to five times in the

789
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 2: night a lot. Yeah, regressions, and remember the fridge and

790
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:35,280
Speaker 2: the dishwasher.

791
00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,759
Speaker 1: Bro we're good things. She drinks warm milk.

792
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 2: I would say, so Laura will go hey, Matt, I

793
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 2: need a bottle, and I go, yeah, back asleep.

794
00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:51,360
Speaker 1: Oh, this reminds me of when you stole my pillow.

795
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,359
Speaker 3: And I was like, give we're back and you're already.

796
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 2: Asleep, and I go yeah, and then she waits and

797
00:34:58,200 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 2: she goes, hey, Matt, yeah, she goes, you gotta get

798
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 2: the bottle. Oh yeah, yeah, bleep, oh god instantly, and

799
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:09,400
Speaker 2: then four times later she's like shaking me. She's like,

800
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 2: get the bottle. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

801
00:35:12,160 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 2: whoa Okay, okay. And then the other night I got up,

802
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:19,920
Speaker 2: I stood over her and she's there and then we

803
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,759
Speaker 2: have a little a little like white noise machine which

804
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 2: has a light. She was reaching out to give me

805
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 2: the bottle and I just stood there and I fell

806
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 2: back asleep standing up, and she's like grabbed the bottle

807
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:38,880
Speaker 2: and I was like and She's like, grab the fucking bottle.

808
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 2: And I was like, don't have to swear at me,

809
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,480
Speaker 2: and she's like, fucking hell.

810
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 3: You know, it's a good sleep when you.

811
00:35:46,760 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: Don't know where you are or what you're doing.

812
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 2: It's only when I'm there at the scenek pouring the water,

813
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:52,920
Speaker 2: and then I'm like, where.

814
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 3: Am i the boiling hot water?

815
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 2: What's happened? And my wife, poor Laura, is having to

816
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 2: deal with that multiple times. She's got to the point

817
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,720
Speaker 2: where she makes the bottle herself.

818
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:08,560
Speaker 1: Now. Oh man, it's the most confusing time.

819
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm trying to understand.

820
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 1: Were you ever a sleepwalker?

821
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,719
Speaker 2: No, but I sleep talk quite a lot.

822
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but my my dad was a sleepwalker,

823
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 1: real bad, like used to walk to the train station.

824
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Granted this is my grandmother

825
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:30,359
Speaker 1: telling this the sties little ebellishment, yeah, male on top.

826
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:30,640
Speaker 5: Yeah.

827
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,680
Speaker 1: But like I have woken up in the middle of

828
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: the night with able telling me to do something like

829
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,840
Speaker 1: take the dog out or whatever, and I'm like.

830
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 3: What are you?

831
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,080
Speaker 2: What do you want about?

832
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 5: Woman?

833
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,560
Speaker 3: What are you talking about? We don't have a dog.

834
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 1: We do, But like it's for some reason, your brain

835
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 1: just hasn't woken up yet, but everything else has.

836
00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:50,320
Speaker 2: It's trying.

837
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 1: I used to have a friend that used to pull

838
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:53,800
Speaker 1: the refrigerator out and getting behind it.

839
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 2: When they're sleep. Yeah, that's like, Josh, that is ridiculous.

840
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: Isn't it? Just that's that's Maybe you can train yourself

841
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: to sleep, get milk, and then you won't have to

842
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 1: hear any of it.

843
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 2: Just like lying down in bed, bro the blanket nice

844
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 2: and cozy.

845
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,200
Speaker 1: U sleep with your elbows out too. I can attack you.

846
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 2: I'm a belly sleeper. Yeah.

847
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: Hey, what happens when you get an erection?

848
00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 2: I love it.

849
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 1: It's not that big. Go on, man, there's a strong muscle.

850
00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 2: Can I just snake in real quick? Can I do

851
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:28,240
Speaker 2: you mind?

852
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:29,879
Speaker 1: No? I would never mind.

853
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.

854
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:32,319
Speaker 3: That's what we have time for.

855
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,839
Speaker 2: That joke is so old, so old.

856
00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 1: I was never going to do it a vig before.

857
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:38,200
Speaker 1: When she got on the mic, I.

858
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 3: Was like, anyway, that's cool, so but I knew how

859
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 3: much it meant to you first.

860
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 2: She's met with that behavior.

861
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:49,439
Speaker 1: Next time.

862
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,719
Speaker 2: This is from Emma, who was sent in an ick.

863
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 2: I know you love your I love getting your just quietly.

864
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 2: If you want to see ashes feet, go to his Instagram.

865
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 2: He didn't about getting sandy feet in the car.

866
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 1: Clapping them together.

867
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, just the people gagging over your me. What the

868
00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,279
Speaker 2: fuck is wrong with the dms to knock that?

869
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 5: You know.

870
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 2: I just think if you like feet that's fine.

871
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: Like, I've never had so much engagement. I might have

872
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: to start foot Finder. I'm just leaving money on the

873
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:18,239
Speaker 1: table by not doing it. It could really push this

874
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,040
Speaker 1: podcast along.

875
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 2: I think, do it. I think do it. But from Emma,

876
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:24,520
Speaker 2: she says, my ick is when my husband says any

877
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 2: childlike language to me, not our kids. For example, I

878
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:31,520
Speaker 2: have a sort tummy recently, Oh look at that cute

879
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 2: little bunny rabbit. Yeah, I think that's adorable.

880
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 1: No, I do it when the kids there, you're like, oh,

881
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:41,560
Speaker 1: give mummy a cut. You always use it in like

882
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,399
Speaker 1: what the second person they call it out, And then

883
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 1: when I use it when they're not there, She's like,

884
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:48,760
Speaker 1: it depends on the tone. I think.

885
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 6: I'm like, hey, mummy, you don't talk to the kids

886
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 6: like that. Yes, but if you're like, oh my god, yeah,

887
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 6: or Tom Tom is it?

888
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,320
Speaker 1: I think if you add the little baby talk to it,

889
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:05,799
Speaker 1: it's like.

890
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's a bit of a but if you

891
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 2: have a nick, please share it with us.

892
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: Also talking like that to your kids in public.

893
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,359
Speaker 2: I know I the cringe button. Shut up.

894
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 1: You can shut it down.

895
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:23,160
Speaker 2: Ash. We have the new jingle.

896
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is week two. I've been told of the

897
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: new jingle. Let's let's do it.

898
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:27,560
Speaker 2: Let's play it.

899
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:32,399
Speaker 1: Okay, Now you need us more than ever, know that

900
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:36,760
Speaker 1: we still have each other. You can say sure, donting dilemma.

901
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 1: You can't dilemma Ella el and and Ash.

902
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 2: This is from L L Ellie, but L just e

903
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 2: L e E double l E, so you can spell

904
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 2: it the same way forwards or backwards for those.

905
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,840
Speaker 1: Are very clever, like Bob.

906
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 2: Like Bob. There you go. She says, Hey, guys, I'm

907
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:59,879
Speaker 2: a new listener and absolutely love the podcast. To leave

908
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 2: that as a bloody review, L would you?

909
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 1: Yeah?

910
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe one of the thirty eight who joined the

911
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 2: Facebook page after the Dishwasher episode. Maybe that was the

912
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 2: great influx of followers. Remember we had thirty eight followers

913
00:40:10,560 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 2: in it in like an hour.

914
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 1: I was just people who love LG.

915
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,439
Speaker 2: Maybe it's anyways. Just wanted to ask a question which

916
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 2: may be a topic of interest for the pod. She says,

917
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 2: what is the general rule for leaving your kids in

918
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,400
Speaker 2: the car when you have to pay for fuel. Is

919
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 2: it okay to just quickly run in and out to

920
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,600
Speaker 2: pay or would you have to take your child with you?

921
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 1: There's a few factors here, factor away. Okay, So first

922
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:36,640
Speaker 1: of all, you have to factor in climate.

923
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:39,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, obviously it's if it's a raging hot summer's.

924
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:40,920
Speaker 1: Down where you lock that car and put the windows

925
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 1: up and leave them in there. No, that's bad parenting. Wow,

926
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: that's newsworthy parenting that one. Yes, So climate. Also how

927
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: far away the pump is from where you pay, because

928
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 1: if you go to one of those truckstop ones, like

929
00:40:56,520 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 1: if you're on a freeway, you're essentially putting your hits

930
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: at risk because you're further away and there's truckers there.

931
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 2: And the truckers are the ones you gotta watch out for.

932
00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 2: They are not not the truckers, but you know, the

933
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 2: highway people as I call them.

934
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,520
Speaker 1: We're gonna upset someone with this one.

935
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 2: I love the truckers. They keeping this nation going, keep

936
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 2: they keep using that but that one, but it's.

937
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 3: The I don't believe it.

938
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 2: It's the rule the people in rural areas. Let's not

939
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 2: start with the ruler I know. But the big highway

940
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 2: ones like the one on the way down to Canberra

941
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:28,680
Speaker 2: where you parked like five hundred meters away from Yeah,

942
00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 2: and you can't keep the line of sight to the car.

943
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 1: Well said said. I think depends on also how small

944
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 1: or big the child is. If it's a teenager, they're fine,

945
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 1: but oscar for some reason he has to come in

946
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: has to good question. I always go to a petrol

947
00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 1: station that's literally a ten step and he's looking at

948
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,560
Speaker 1: me the whole time, and I'm like paying. They must

949
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,720
Speaker 1: think I'm fucking crazy because I'm.

950
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 2: Like, the truckers will get me.

951
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

952
00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:58,439
Speaker 1: Well, I said to him, what what brought this on?

953
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:01,319
Speaker 1: Trying to get to the room. Yes, And he was like,

954
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 1: what time some teenagers walked past me?

955
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:06,000
Speaker 2: Did they?

956
00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 1: I was like, and what?

957
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 2: Nothing?

958
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,480
Speaker 1: Just walk past like free country broke people can more

959
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 1: push you like it's nothing's gonna happen. And I keep

960
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: telling him and I'm like, you understand that you are

961
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,840
Speaker 1: the most important thing I own. Nothing's going to come between,

962
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 1: Like I'll get between whatever you and whatever it is.

963
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 1: But he's just got it so hell that someone's going

964
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,439
Speaker 1: to take him. Yeah, And I'm like, no one wants

965
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:31,399
Speaker 1: to take a kid because you cost more money if anything. Yeah,

966
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 1: well said, and like no one wants to take on

967
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: extra burdens or responsibilities.

968
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,960
Speaker 2: I have a solution for the problem though. I never

969
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 2: fill up the car with the kids.

970
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,400
Speaker 1: I try and avoid that as much as possible.

971
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 2: I reckon, it's just like the rigmarole. So worth it

972
00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,680
Speaker 2: of trying to get the kids out of the car,

973
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 2: and then they're in there, and that front counter at

974
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,160
Speaker 2: the petrol station, it's just like.

975
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:57,080
Speaker 1: The salesman's dream. It's like point of sale.

976
00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:57,840
Speaker 3: That's where you want to be.

977
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 2: It's just this skittles, that's chocolate, the kind of surprises.

978
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 1: I tried to bribe him to stay in the car.

979
00:43:04,840 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'll get you something. If you stay here,

980
00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 1: you could get taken.

981
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:08,840
Speaker 2: It's worth there is.

982
00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:10,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, is there a law.

983
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:12,359
Speaker 1: Surely there's a law.

984
00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 2: I'm sure there is. I think it's fine. I think

985
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 2: it's fine provided it's a cool day.

986
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, and also as well, I would just if the

987
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 1: surroundings are a bit sketchy, leave him in there, then

988
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:23,919
Speaker 1: you take them.

989
00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 2: Well said, I'll say that, Matt.

990
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: We did a little dilemma the other week about movies

991
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 1: as a childhood that left you traumatiz and the response

992
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: has been our overwhelmed.

993
00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 2: People were like, you forgot about this movie, and I

994
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,399
Speaker 2: was like, whoa relaxed Steve Matt.

995
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:42,360
Speaker 1: These are some of the movies that traumatized our listeners

996
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:47,879
Speaker 1: as children. Et the couple of moments in there when

997
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:52,520
Speaker 1: he's being tested, when he's sick, yes, he's sick, unwell,

998
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 1: and also when he when he goes home, Yeah, sad.

999
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 1: There's sort of things that you just like, you just

1000
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,360
Speaker 1: remember forever sadness.

1001
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,839
Speaker 2: I remember my brother, my older brother, weeping behind the

1002
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:09,120
Speaker 2: couch for that movie. And I was probably a little

1003
00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 2: too young to really understand like the significance of that

1004
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:13,960
Speaker 2: farewell when he's going back in the UFO back to

1005
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,439
Speaker 2: his homeland, but I remember I was like, wow, that's

1006
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:21,279
Speaker 2: the movie that broke my brother. Never ending story. I

1007
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 2: actually haven't seen this one, but it is. It is.

1008
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 2: It's an amazing, beautiful tale. However, there is some very

1009
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 2: traumatic scenes and they're particularly one where a horse is

1010
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 2: stuck in like quicksand or mud and this beautiful white

1011
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 2: stallion unfortunately dies and he can't save it. It's a lot, there's.

1012
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:42,840
Speaker 1: A lot of death in these movies.

1013
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 2: Look, it's yeah, it's I mean, we shouldn't shy away

1014
00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:46,360
Speaker 2: from the realities of life.

1015
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 1: But it's a cartoon.

1016
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:50,919
Speaker 2: But I know when you're five years old, you probably

1017
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 2: wait a couple more years, I know.

1018
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:55,879
Speaker 1: And that like I think like back then they didn't

1019
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 1: hide it, like they were like kill them and it's like,

1020
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 1: well hang on a minute, Yeah, not for me. One

1021
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 1: that came up a lot Matilda, mainly because of one

1022
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 1: particular character, which is.

1023
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 2: Miss Trunschball.

1024
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:13,360
Speaker 1: There's a few things swinging of the hair, very strong.

1025
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: I would say that's not allowed. She is very strong.

1026
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 2: That little girl with the piggy tails getting like flung

1027
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 2: over the in the playground of the school. Yeah.

1028
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: What was the thing she had with nails?

1029
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 2: And it again the choky.

1030
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:28,280
Speaker 1: She's really letting her outside hobbies roll into her work.

1031
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,920
Speaker 1: It was was she really into BDSM? This girl was?

1032
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,040
Speaker 2: It was horrific. This a little room that was like

1033
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,640
Speaker 2: full of nails and you put the kids in there.

1034
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:38,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god, nails.

1035
00:45:38,880 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 2: And I watched that before I went to school. I

1036
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,239
Speaker 2: was like, is there gonna be Miss Trunstable, Will there

1037
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:45,560
Speaker 2: be a little choky? Will I see a child get

1038
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 2: flung over the school fence? By a hair was it

1039
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:48,760
Speaker 2: was directing.

1040
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:52,160
Speaker 1: The aim was to get children to like think that, Okay,

1041
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:54,600
Speaker 1: well we've got to be on her best behavior when

1042
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:55,759
Speaker 1: we go to school and stuff like that. Do you

1043
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 1: think there was They were just like.

1044
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:58,480
Speaker 3: Now, let's just make a real fucked up character.

1045
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,520
Speaker 2: Roll d ah Roll d was like, let's just fucking

1046
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:04,280
Speaker 2: let's just turn the dial up on this evil villain.

1047
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 1: Is Roll Dahl a woman or a man?

1048
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:07,400
Speaker 2: How dare you?

1049
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:08,879
Speaker 1: I don't know, Roll Dahal?

1050
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,760
Speaker 3: Who author?

1051
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 1: That's it?

1052
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:18,120
Speaker 2: It's a man? And what a man? Roll Dahal?

1053
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:19,799
Speaker 1: Roll darn.

1054
00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 2: It was a genuine question.

1055
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 4: That's fine, apologize Matilda, Like, honestly, there's a lot of

1056
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,240
Speaker 4: comments and a lot of I feel like I've missed out.

1057
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:30,040
Speaker 1: In all of these movies.

1058
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,880
Speaker 2: Fantasia go on. You seen that one? No, it's a

1059
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 2: Disney film. It's a little bit psychedelic, Like Mickey Mouse

1060
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:43,600
Speaker 2: is there and these broomsticks something multiplying the BROOMSTICKX turn

1061
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:47,359
Speaker 2: on Mickey Mouse. It's a lot to comprehend. It doesn't

1062
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:51,919
Speaker 2: make any sense. These innate objects start attacking Mickey Mouse.

1063
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:52,440
Speaker 1: For what reason.

1064
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:55,480
Speaker 2: It's it's like a trip. It's a trip out it's yeah.

1065
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 2: I think Mickey Mouse has had psychedelics.

1066
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,359
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a going to watch most of these.

1067
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 2: Watch Fantasia.

1068
00:47:00,719 --> 00:47:04,479
Speaker 1: Okay, is it the attacking that's strong?

1069
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 2: Well, because the broomsticks are multiplying. There's so many, I.

1070
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 1: Will tell you right now, Like and kids their imagination,

1071
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,879
Speaker 1: they would see your local broom in your house and

1072
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,320
Speaker 1: be like, holy fuck.

1073
00:47:15,640 --> 00:47:17,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, scary stuff.

1074
00:47:18,280 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 1: I recall as a kid, can't rery what movie it was.

1075
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 1: It was definitely a dinosaur movie that I was like.

1076
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 1: It traumatized me to the fact that I remember we

1077
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 1: went camping like that year and they were doing road

1078
00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: works near the and there was a bunch of the

1079
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:35,400
Speaker 1: Diggers and I thought they were dinosaurs, so I wouldn't

1080
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 1: come out of the tent a whole week. I didn't

1081
00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:37,480
Speaker 1: come out of the.

1082
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 2: Tent because of the Diggers.

1083
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,759
Speaker 1: A final one, which was in the comments of Your Times,

1084
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 1: Edwards's hands no brainer. You see a man walking around

1085
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: with scissors hands, You're gonna be scared.

1086
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:46,600
Speaker 2: It's a lot.

1087
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 1: Is it a kid's movie?

1088
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 2: Well not really, but it's very scary.

1089
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:54,320
Speaker 1: I accidentally watched Twister as a kid. That's fucking scary.

1090
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,680
Speaker 1: That's there was an accident.

1091
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 2: Do you know what is traumatizing? Actually, this has got

1092
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:00,800
Speaker 2: to be top of the list. Can I just correct

1093
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,480
Speaker 2: myself and put this one right up to number one spot?

1094
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 2: Charlie and the chocolate factory, the ridge, the og oh

1095
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 2: my god, the kids, just one by one. He's a

1096
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:13,200
Speaker 2: bit creepy and like when they go under that bridge

1097
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:16,920
Speaker 2: on the boat and everything starts flipping out and you

1098
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:20,439
Speaker 2: get the little workers and what the fuck is going on?

1099
00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 1: There's all that, and then there's Willy Wonka with Charlie

1100
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:27,240
Speaker 1: going you lose like whoa whoh gosh, it's a child

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Speaker 1: and this is we're talking about lollies, chill out and

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Speaker 1: the slug Worth. He turned out to be a good guy. Yes,

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Speaker 1: still like bro just but that gives you the false

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Speaker 1: the opposite.

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Speaker 2: Very confusing. I'm confused, very confusing.

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Speaker 1: Good thing. They're just movies. You not real?

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Speaker 2: Thank you Ash.

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Speaker 1: Also, WILLI Wonka, believe it or not, was not a documentary.

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Speaker 2: Hey we should we should go, we should get out

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Speaker 2: of here.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot this This is pretty much just a

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Speaker 1: housekeeping episode.

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Speaker 2: No, we had there's a couple a few moments.

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Speaker 3: Should we still a jingle?

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Speaker 2: I need you right now, I'm not you asked the

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Speaker 2: listener to leave a review. Surprise, surprise, We're going to

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Speaker 2: end the episode with.

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Speaker 1: Me begging, begging. That's working for a review.

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Speaker 2: Really, if that's okay, that's okay, it is a review.

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Speaker 2: It's what I need, okay right now.

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Speaker 1: Right now, because because we well, what the fuck are

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Speaker 1: they not reviewing for? I don't know.

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Speaker 2: They leave the comments in the Facebook group and I'm like,

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Speaker 2: why why do that?

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Speaker 1: Maybe to you, what do you mean? I knew that

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Speaker 1: would throw you off the scent of what are they doing?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know what I mean. We're

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Speaker 2: happy to compliment in the Facebook group, which is just

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Speaker 2: going off right now, just like go on, sorry, I'm done,

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Speaker 2: I'm finished.

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Speaker 1: Please. Oh you can join us on socials which is

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Speaker 1: also booming, Instagram, TikTok, Facebook YouTube for weekly episodes and

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Speaker 1: yeah bye see you guys.

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Speaker 5: Bye.

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Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 2: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and torrestrate islander

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Speaker 1: peoples today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land.