Speaker 1: Christ yea, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Showtime may have grabbed.
Speaker 3: Onto the Love God's arm and said, oh my god,
Speaker 3: there's dog with what's a handkerchief?
Speaker 4: Oh no, you go sand each other.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Shows one O four bins.
Speaker 5: Hey, good morning, It's the Christian O'Connell Show. Ten minutes
Speaker 5: past six Tuesday morning. Good morning, Jack, morning, Gay, Good.
Speaker 4: Morning, Patsy.
Speaker 3: Morning boys.
Speaker 5: So Patsy, you out in the early hours wrestling with
Speaker 5: the weather, the elements, the bluster.
Speaker 3: We had one heck of a storm come through about
Speaker 3: a quarter to three this morning, and I Chris woke,
Speaker 3: everyone was awake. I had to get the dog in.
Speaker 3: I thought he'd be pitted shot the walters.
Speaker 4: That's just you, Christian, your daughter, no bit.
Speaker 3: We're all awake. It was so I actually thought the
Speaker 3: neighbor's backyard shed was going to end up in our backyard.
Speaker 3: You could hear the the iron and stuff flapping around
Speaker 3: in the wind and all my washing. I had to
Speaker 3: get down from the trees. I'm not kidding you.
Speaker 6: Everywhere you're climbing trees for clothes at three am.
Speaker 5: Starts of the day isn't it. It was just strange,
Speaker 5: what's happened? I mean, Melbourne is it keeps you guessing,
Speaker 5: doesn't it. You know, just yesterday were more high fiving
Speaker 5: each and they going, no, the beautiful Day've been caught
Speaker 5: it today Sunday and Saturday grandfather was going Then over
Speaker 5: a storm, I heard rattling and I'm like, I have
Speaker 5: I been kidnapped?
Speaker 4: To mind another city now, in a different part of
Speaker 4: the world.
Speaker 6: We have one of those front door locks where you
Speaker 6: actually need the key in there to have the door locked,
Speaker 6: like a double lock. Yeah, and banker's keys have maybe
Speaker 6: one hundred keys on.
Speaker 4: It feels like we've got to do that today. Say
Speaker 4: my wife, there's about ninety keys on there.
Speaker 5: She's like she's in charge of like San Quentin lock
Speaker 5: up or something on Beanwing.
Speaker 4: What were the keys?
Speaker 6: So last night as the wind was hitting the front
Speaker 6: door and rattling it so having like the clang of
Speaker 6: the keys sounded like someone was trying to enter through
Speaker 6: the front door.
Speaker 4: It was terrifying. Perhaps that is a horrible way to
Speaker 4: start the day.
Speaker 5: I was pat Jack while we're getting ready for the show,
Speaker 5: Rio our producers in the studio and jackass Rio what
Speaker 5: floor he lives on, you know, as if he could
Speaker 5: fill this mile bluster over the weekend. He's at the
Speaker 5: top of the Eiffel towern It goes on the sixth floor.
Speaker 5: And I was explaining to them both, how two buildings
Speaker 5: move they have they have They can't be rigid, otherwise
Speaker 5: they crack because the pressure around them too great. Rio,
Speaker 5: this was news to you that buildings, including yours, will move.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had no idea.
Speaker 6: Now I'm scared. Why would they?
Speaker 4: But you're only on the sixth floor. It's like any perceptible.
Speaker 3: It's like this height. If if I look out the window,
Speaker 3: I swear I'll see your apartment.
Speaker 6: I mean you can see the apartment.
Speaker 4: Mare, it moves too much.
Speaker 6: Short start, it starts at twenty or thirty inches, But
Speaker 6: what if it.
Speaker 5: Starts bringing a bear over and spreading it is flying, It.
Speaker 4: Would be barely perceptible. But it has to have some
Speaker 4: flex in it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've got I've got an answer on it. Skyscrapers
Speaker 6: sway a certain extent depending on the wind, usually one
Speaker 6: percent of its height. So for example, a fifty story
Speaker 6: building will sway half a meter half that's a lot
Speaker 6: that's fifty stories. That's big. So Birch Khalifer yep, biggest
Speaker 6: building in the world, eight hundred and twenty eight meters
Speaker 6: sways one point two to one point five meters.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's so much.
Speaker 6: Click Tom, cruise off in.
Speaker 5: There's a restaurant out near the top that my wife
Speaker 5: and I went to. Right, and you have to get
Speaker 5: in three different lifts to get up there, right, And
Speaker 5: I was okay for most of it, and then in
Speaker 5: the last cup of floors, suddenly you're the door's open
Speaker 5: and it's like it's windows a whole three sixty and
Speaker 5: part of my nervous sister went.
Speaker 4: No way, and I a lady had to help me. Right.
Speaker 5: They've got like a like a rail along the wall.
Speaker 5: I was holding the rail like it was a rope.
Speaker 5: Diners were looking at me ane of this right, it's
Speaker 5: so high up it if I know, and then we
Speaker 5: can't start eating.
Speaker 4: This thing is going to move. You're here right now,
Speaker 4: but any moment you could be a meter and a
Speaker 4: half away.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: We are the number one show for Garbos. I don't
Speaker 5: have nothing to back that up, but.
Speaker 6: No, I don't need to see the stats for that.
Speaker 6: The amount we call the shows.
Speaker 5: They're there every single you know, it's dark out, it's windery,
Speaker 5: it's cold, it doesn't matter. The Garbos are there. They've
Speaker 5: got it locked on. They're doing their work. They start
Speaker 5: way before we do, like three or four in the morning.
Speaker 5: There are that I think our most dependable listeners.
Speaker 6: And sadly, I think what happened overnight? Would that bluster and.
Speaker 4: Some of them blown away?
Speaker 5: Patsy, you better get back up there with that ladder
Speaker 5: and try and get some of them out of the trees.
Speaker 6: As I was driving to work, you notice that people
Speaker 6: who have put their bins out overnight, some of the
Speaker 6: bins have been blown over it and the rubbish from
Speaker 6: inside build over the road. I think my guess is
Speaker 6: and garbage truck drivers can tell us that this is
Speaker 6: the worst kind of night for a garbage truck driver
Speaker 6: because you'd spend your night in bed listening to the wind,
Speaker 6: thinking it's going to be a mess out there in
Speaker 6: the morning.
Speaker 5: Are you giving us a lot of form? Another fact
Speaker 5: that you've actually got their internal dialogue. You know, Dave,
Speaker 5: the Garbos that clutching.
Speaker 4: Is doner going.
Speaker 5: It's going to be a mess, Marie. Are you even
Speaker 5: listening to me right now? You've got a sea pat
Speaker 5: machine on marine, you know, sat Marie, it's going to be.
Speaker 6: For you, Marie. But you don't have to deal with
Speaker 6: down the sideways.
Speaker 5: I have to go down the yard early, got to
Speaker 5: pull up the truck. I can't use the arm to
Speaker 5: just pick them up because they're all lying down. KNA
Speaker 5: could like that.
Speaker 3: But are they do they have to? Are they obliged
Speaker 3: to write your bin?
Speaker 5: Nope, it's not not right. They just shut it down
Speaker 5: the street. Yeah, they's give that kick down to old
Speaker 5: fifty two. You're going and pick it up, mate?
Speaker 6: Good question. If maybe if it's sideways, they don't have
Speaker 6: to deal with it.
Speaker 3: Got time to do that.
Speaker 6: But someone someone's got it? Or do you think the
Speaker 6: homeowner has to come out?
Speaker 4: And I think it's very much down to us. I've
Speaker 4: got a conspiracy theory.
Speaker 5: Are some some some garbos I think must be doing
Speaker 5: that job, thinking at this flipping job? I reckon they
Speaker 5: go around just ramming them throughout the night.
Speaker 4: If that was me did that job, that's me just
Speaker 4: knocking them over that big old truck.
Speaker 5: On you pick them up, laughing just seeing them littered
Speaker 5: like falling tombstones in the rear view mirror.
Speaker 4: So what what do we want to know? Is this
Speaker 4: a nightmare day for you?
Speaker 6: Is it garbage truck drivers? Is it a nightmare day
Speaker 6: for you? Does it double your length of work today?
Speaker 6: Does a triple, a quadruple it? Tell us what the
Speaker 6: nightmare you're in for and we'll.
Speaker 5: Be sixt Tublet you know, we just keep going up there, Jack?
Speaker 5: Does it making a billion times longer today?
Speaker 3: Can we ask them to questions?
Speaker 4: Can we ask as well?
Speaker 3: I really want to know are they allowed to get
Speaker 3: out and write the bin or do they just leave
Speaker 3: it and bad luck?
Speaker 6: Great question?
Speaker 4: Right? Another one?
Speaker 5: Are they like to end life for people who haven't
Speaker 5: put the right bin out on the right day?
Speaker 4: Okay, Garbo's calling for the big interview.
Speaker 2: But Christian Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 4: The Mild Wind Overnight Mild has really disturbed.
Speaker 6: Post seeks kilometers in an hour.
Speaker 5: I think your cat cats really don't like the wind.
Speaker 5: I think Jack is a cat. He's really disturbed by
Speaker 5: the way I've normally I'm begging you to google some
Speaker 5: stuff that can help the show. I can't draw you
Speaker 5: off Google enough you're transfixed to it today about different facts,
Speaker 5: that of the wind and gust.
Speaker 6: Something is offending me that you don't think Melbourne's wind
Speaker 6: last night was strong enough.
Speaker 3: It was stronger than forty ks gusts of up to
Speaker 3: one hundred and ten out my way?
Speaker 4: Come on, come on?
Speaker 3: How oding is from the bureau this morning?
Speaker 4: How often do we hear this phrase? Out my way?
Speaker 5: It was worse whatever's going on our way out Patsy's way.
Speaker 5: It's more extreme, like you're in the Arctics, So we do.
Speaker 3: Wind better out our way? It was one hundred and ten.
Speaker 6: Casside, you enclosed in in that.
Speaker 5: It's all those big four by foursgvs or gather like wagons,
Speaker 5: circle circle guys.
Speaker 4: Get you potch mc cans come on.
Speaker 5: So the question is for our loyal, dependable garbos of today.
Speaker 5: Is it a bad day because of the mild winds
Speaker 5: last night?
Speaker 6: I passed many a blown over bin this morning.
Speaker 4: I'll give a number to it, give it numbing to it?
Speaker 6: Three, No, come on, seven, seven, don't let them go
Speaker 6: out for the numbers.
Speaker 5: Agave with all day nine ten Ben all right, Alan, Alan,
Speaker 5: good morning.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Christian, Jack Pett and the mad poi army.
Speaker 4: Oh no, we go here, we go.
Speaker 5: Alan, Alan, so you're a garbo mate, Yeah, okay. So
Speaker 5: Jack's got five questions, Pats, he's got three follow ups.
Speaker 6: So if you go, we'll just start with condolences. On
Speaker 6: a windy day.
Speaker 4: Black arm bands all around here on the show.
Speaker 6: He's a windy day, as I suspect a terrible day
Speaker 6: for gabos.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 8: Yes, because you might have figured out, you know, anywhere
Speaker 8: between twixty hours retires to get bean.
Speaker 3: Questions so you can get out of through the questions.
Speaker 4: Guys, stop, we got new ones producers.
Speaker 3: But that would add like hours to your run every day.
Speaker 6: Yes, can the run, yes, yes, Candala the day.
Speaker 7: But as your job, that's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 4: Now is it your job then to pick up the
Speaker 4: if it's been blowing over? Is that not our job?
Speaker 4: It's at the front of our house.
Speaker 9: Uh No, we got to pick him up. Is it
Speaker 9: blowing out because of the wind. We have to get
Speaker 9: and pick them up.
Speaker 10: We can't just drive past them.
Speaker 6: And Alan, do you lie in bed on a windy
Speaker 6: night and think I dread dread tomorrow?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I feel like a sick Yeah.
Speaker 7: A few do you have a ciy but yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: all these questions.
Speaker 6: All right, good luck out there today, Alan.
Speaker 4: Stay safe, Stay safe.
Speaker 5: Many get a rope and more it to the vehicle
Speaker 5: or something like a balloon. If you go up there,
Speaker 5: we get a morning rope. Uh, we've got more callers, Ben.
Speaker 9: Dragging out today, Ben, Good morning Kristen and Jack.
Speaker 11: And pass Ben.
Speaker 6: I must be honest, I think I've wasted all my
Speaker 6: questions on Ellen.
Speaker 5: But if you got any more than you have one
Speaker 5: right now, right now, Ben, Jack's getting another question for
Speaker 5: you about the mild bluster last night.
Speaker 12: U Ben?
Speaker 6: Is it worse?
Speaker 4: His favorite type of winther? What be around?
Speaker 6: You must on a calm night, you must sit in
Speaker 6: bed and think great day tomorrow.
Speaker 9: Perfect well, yes, but usually calm more night lead to
Speaker 9: drunk people walking around the inner city areas and out
Speaker 9: of Southern doing bin tippings, which leads to all.
Speaker 4: Major criminals.
Speaker 6: Yeah you damned if you don't.
Speaker 9: Sort of would you like an interesting factor?
Speaker 6: Of course?
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, So in weather like this, if the winds
Speaker 9: has been very bad in a certain area on recycled day,
Speaker 9: about twenty five percent more recycled bins will be blown over.
Speaker 9: Than garbage just because of the nature of the material.
Speaker 4: Is that because the material will be generally speaking later?
Speaker 6: Yes, Ben, do you prefer to you?
Speaker 5: I really thought the smoking gum I've sold it. Guys,
Speaker 5: all right, give me the jfk assassination case. I've just
Speaker 5: wrapped this one up in ten seconds.
Speaker 6: Final question for me, then, Ben, do you prefer to
Speaker 6: be the bin driver or the recycling driver?
Speaker 4: What question was?
Speaker 9: It doesn't matter what frame I'm doing. I love the job,
Speaker 9: I love the people, and I love the residents.
Speaker 4: We get service.
Speaker 5: Good Ben, thank you very much for coming in coming
Speaker 5: in interceptions the winds.
Speaker 4: No more garbo questions.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell's Show Podcast one.
Speaker 4: Final quick thought about bins.
Speaker 5: Yes, please if there is a company out there that
Speaker 5: will come around to your house and clean out the
Speaker 5: inside of those WHEELI bins.
Speaker 4: You have a customer right here.
Speaker 6: I have seen them are around. Yeah, you Willy bin butler.
Speaker 6: I've seen you driving around.
Speaker 4: Speak to an Englishman about a butler.
Speaker 5: I can't be still my heart. I dreamed of having
Speaker 5: a butler. William have you cleaned out my bins?
Speaker 6: I love the idea. He's in a full suit as well.
Speaker 4: Double white gloves.
Speaker 5: But will they do because the worst but I'm talking
Speaker 5: about is the one if you've got dogs, the what
Speaker 5: is that.
Speaker 4: The green waste?
Speaker 3: What's the what's the like the general waste?
Speaker 4: We've got different everyone's got different colored ones.
Speaker 5: So the one that you would put garden wasting, Yeah,
Speaker 5: did we call that the green lid?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: But the bottom of that a year's worth of like
Speaker 5: dog turds, and that we've got two dogs and a cat,
Speaker 5: and that.
Speaker 6: It's to put the in the d to put it
Speaker 6: in the green.
Speaker 4: You aren't you composted?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we may need to. So where where do you
Speaker 5: think it should go? Well, it's not general waste?
Speaker 6: Well I put him in the plastic bag into the general.
Speaker 5: But I've got a little pooper scoops, So sometimes I
Speaker 5: just poop pooper scoop it and then chuck it in
Speaker 5: the bin. So in the bottom there, you know, it's
Speaker 5: like it sounds to break down.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of brown juice that like a poostjuice jack.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: Every time opened up that lid, there's like flies and
Speaker 5: all kinds of like insects and larvae are in there.
Speaker 5: They maybe there's an next generation of flies and mutants
Speaker 5: that are living in that bin of mine.
Speaker 4: Do you think the butler's going to come around and
Speaker 4: do that? Now?
Speaker 6: He knows?
Speaker 5: Basically, have you got a full face visor because you're
Speaker 5: going to get spats of a brown juice.
Speaker 3: No, they have those utes and they've got like a
Speaker 3: unit on the back of it that they tip it
Speaker 3: upside down and it blasts water and.
Speaker 4: Basically gives it a bit. What you were talking about
Speaker 4: here is a bin enema.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like what they have at a pub for a glass.
Speaker 5: I take it to my local, so you watch out.
Speaker 5: These tour is going to come out.
Speaker 6: Alan's back our garbo from this morning?
Speaker 4: Hey Alan?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, quick question then, so you know, like the
Speaker 5: bin that's green wiste garden.
Speaker 9: Waist, that's how I pick up.
Speaker 10: Yes, the green wais.
Speaker 4: Per good man.
Speaker 5: So that's how every week that bin you can always
Speaker 5: put it every week? And is that the one that
Speaker 5: if you've got a pet sayer dog that you would
Speaker 5: put their waist in.
Speaker 10: Yes, there you.
Speaker 11: Go pighty bags and you can put dead animals in him.
Speaker 4: Dead animals.
Speaker 7: It all goes and all gets molded up and goes
Speaker 7: in the ground.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that's where my wife just a shave it.
Speaker 5: Save our money when I died. Just chop him up
Speaker 5: and put him in that bend.
Speaker 6: No plastic bag. Guys.
Speaker 5: Ultimately, whether he's a cough not, is getting munched up
Speaker 5: to speed up the process.
Speaker 4: Allan, thank you very much, have a good day.
Speaker 5: We're going to need him on Speeddal now he knows
Speaker 5: that I can see its situation somewhere next two hours
Speaker 5: we're calling Alan the garbo back.
Speaker 4: Patsy, how was your day yesterday?
Speaker 3: I had the most beautiful, heartwarming reunion yesterday. I caught
Speaker 3: up with a guy that I worked with many many
Speaker 3: moons ago, Craig, who I haven't seen. You know, I
Speaker 3: reckon thirty five years. We were both about sixteen seventeen
Speaker 3: and he was working at a radio station in Aubury
Speaker 3: and I was doing work experience and we struck up
Speaker 3: a friendship then. And while we've been emailing and talking
Speaker 3: on the phone, we've never actually physically met in all
Speaker 3: that time. But what was so lovely He got there first,
Speaker 3: and so he's standing on the other side of the road,
Speaker 3: and when I saw him, it was just like it
Speaker 3: was when we were sixteen. He had not changed. He
Speaker 3: was just still.
Speaker 5: I'm not your husband. But if I'm cress driving to work,
Speaker 5: listen to this. It's it's a lot of emotion. Oh
Speaker 5: my god, there is must stake with that.
Speaker 6: He's the same as he was at sixteen, cut backwards,
Speaker 6: skateboard under the army, boating shoes. It's just not wear
Speaker 6: a boat.
Speaker 3: But what was lovely about it?
Speaker 4: Lighting doors?
Speaker 3: He had too late to stop it. It's not like
Speaker 3: that he had not changed, and we just picked up
Speaker 3: where we left off when we were sixteen, like nearly
Speaker 3: forty years ago. It was crazy and that connection was
Speaker 3: still there and it was just so lovely to see him.
Speaker 5: It is lovely reunited with an old for hours. But
Speaker 5: there's a lot of energy that I don't quite fully understand.
Speaker 5: But anyway, I'll let you talk to Chris about that.
Speaker 3: But well, that's how I feel about my friends. I
Speaker 3: actually like.
Speaker 5: Feel something from a friend, and Patsy's you're not safe.
Speaker 5: I care looking across the road thinking could have done that.
Speaker 13: Jesus.
Speaker 4: When you are trying to say this, guys, is when you're.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'commel Show podcast.
Speaker 5: But I promise you listener, I am trying to move
Speaker 5: the show on from talking about what goes in bins. However,
Speaker 5: I'm struggling today. Jen's just emailed me during a hadaway. Jen,
Speaker 5: why can't you just sit back, relax, have a coup
Speaker 5: and just enjoy the beautiful song of what is love?
Speaker 5: Saying Christian, I can't believe I've done this. I've actually googled.
Speaker 5: I think I know what area you live in, what
Speaker 5: should go and what bins? Because I was talking earlier
Speaker 5: how I put our dog waste in the recycling garden
Speaker 5: waist bin.
Speaker 6: Don't put in the recycle.
Speaker 5: You can make something out of there and chair or something,
Speaker 5: or some hepsters in North Melbourne probably can actually right now,
Speaker 5: you put drinking out of a turd cup, you put
Speaker 5: in the gun garden waste, that's where it goes. And
Speaker 5: we called one of our very loyal Garbo listeners back
Speaker 5: and and he said that's correct. Gen sends me a
Speaker 5: link to my local council.
Speaker 4: It's not supposed to go in there. Confused, Well, she
Speaker 4: sent me a very thorough link to Base Side Seat Council.
Speaker 4: What can go in your bins?
Speaker 5: In the weekly food and green waste And that's why
Speaker 5: we're putting a dog poop, read pasta, cereal cooking on eggshells, flowers,
Speaker 5: grass clippings, meat and meat.
Speaker 4: And bones, small branches, weeds.
Speaker 5: Fortnightly garbage, that's the one with the red lid broken
Speaker 5: or drinking glass. I love the fact they've had to
Speaker 5: cigarette butts, dog and cat droppings and kitty litter. It's
Speaker 5: supposed to go in the fortnightly one, the red one
Speaker 5: put nappies are meant to go in there as well.
Speaker 4: And you put the nappies in there.
Speaker 6: Yes, we put the nappies and the dog poot in
Speaker 6: the red bin.
Speaker 4: Where do you put your tetrapac cartons?
Speaker 6: I put them in recycling? Are we mentor?
Speaker 4: No? No, no, no no.
Speaker 5: That's meant to going apparently conto this because they cannot
Speaker 5: be recycled tetra pak cartons. I love saying that tetra pack,
Speaker 5: tetra pack, tetra pack that's supposed to go in the
Speaker 5: fortnightly garbage with the tell you what the.
Speaker 4: Bin stuff here is so confusing?
Speaker 5: Is it? All the various ones? Do you get anxiety
Speaker 5: every week? Go and I think this is the week
Speaker 5: that that red lid one comes out.
Speaker 6: I mean now I have actually inspired by you. I
Speaker 6: have calendar appointments, yes, say this week has glass been?
Speaker 6: This week is recycling.
Speaker 5: The only regular ongoing calendar thing I have is Tuesday,
Speaker 5: which bin to put out Colin Brighter.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christian Okyl's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Good God set that alarm earlier.
Speaker 5: You've missed a solid hour and I don't mean this,
Speaker 5: and know exactuated this song, and now I've bin talk.
Speaker 5: Now I'm still getting emails. We'll have to come back
Speaker 5: to part two tomorrow on the first hour of the show.
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Speaker 6: because I can't get to it.
Speaker 5: All right, So so far then food lies hiding place
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Speaker 5: And Food Lies? Nine one four one oh four three.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Nikki, Good morning Christian and dreams.
Speaker 4: Boy and Nikki. Welcome to the show. So food Lies.
Speaker 16: So our parents used to have dinner parties on the
Speaker 16: weekend with I'd do this people called in the eighties
Speaker 16: Tone Coved Cows and Tune the Morning and Boulivant. We
Speaker 16: got to eat all of them, apart from the Vina
Speaker 16: That ice.
Speaker 12: Cream is it?
Speaker 4: Why weren't you allowed the I was?
Speaker 5: I always thought that was like the Posha's and most
Speaker 5: fanciest of ice creams Vanetta.
Speaker 16: Yeah, so we wouldn't like it because it was just
Speaker 16: for adults, so we would get a bowl.
Speaker 12: Of ice cream.
Speaker 6: No why but Vienna was just so much in a
Speaker 6: fancy No no, no, no no no no, look at
Speaker 6: think about it.
Speaker 5: What is It's like a lasagna layered like an ice
Speaker 5: cream lasaniat like three or four tiers, like a wedding
Speaker 5: cake that you can just slice up in your own home.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I could just to have some of
Speaker 5: that Hallowed Vanetta had, Like even the TV advert, I
Speaker 5: have to try and dig it out.
Speaker 4: I'm sure you had a similar one. He So, I
Speaker 4: think it's from the UK.
Speaker 5: Was that they had posh sort music and a butler
Speaker 5: bringing it out quite love. Yes, like the queen probably
Speaker 5: has this every day because he's a queen. Thank you
Speaker 5: very much. Nick's got a hugo. Good morning, Hugo.
Speaker 10: Gooday, Christian, how are you, mate?
Speaker 5: I'm good hugo. Who's having a good week so far?
Speaker 5: So hiding place is gone wrong?
Speaker 10: Yeah. So when I was about eight years old, I
Speaker 10: saw the movie Matilda and there's a scene in that
Speaker 10: movie where she climbs underneath the table and spreads all
Speaker 10: of her hands and legs out so that you can't
Speaker 10: see her underneath the tablecloth. And I thought I could
Speaker 10: do this under my mum's bed.
Speaker 15: Couldn't.
Speaker 10: I couldn't quite do it, but I still hit under
Speaker 10: her bed for what seemed like to me for about
Speaker 10: an hour. When I mate, I'm thinking it's probably closer
Speaker 10: to twenty minutes. Anyway, Mum's stomping around the house. She
Speaker 10: cannot find me whatsoever. She thinks I've fallen out a window.
Speaker 10: She's running around this room, she's running around the rest
Speaker 10: of the house. Eventually the police rock up. They knock
Speaker 10: on the door, they stomp up the stairs, they look
Speaker 10: through a little bit of the house, and I just
Speaker 10: decided to quickly roll out and say surprise. You know
Speaker 10: I was hiding, and yeah, that.
Speaker 4: Was it to what mum thought you were missing.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Mum thought I'd just disappeared out the house, falling
Speaker 10: out the window and run off or something like that.
Speaker 10: Not that there was a scary house to be in,
Speaker 10: but just being an eight year old boy.
Speaker 6: So when your mom's walking around the house calling out, Hugo, hugo,
Speaker 6: part of the lighting is like to do the surprise
Speaker 6: and the reveal.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that would have been your prestige moment.
Speaker 10: It should have been, But I didn't quite understand how
Speaker 10: magic tricks were.
Speaker 4: In the long game. That's it.
Speaker 5: But do you remember, right, I remember how much Joe
Speaker 5: you had just getting under your bed as a kid
Speaker 5: take snack. I stuldly thought it was the most adventurous thing.
Speaker 5: It's just like the Gooney's been under it with a torch.
Speaker 5: I used to make a sandwich and then go and
Speaker 5: get under the bed read a book on my side.
Speaker 4: I think this is this is living.
Speaker 5: Adult world won't have anything on this if I only
Speaker 5: had a little slice of Vinetta. Right now, I have
Speaker 5: all my needs met in life, all right, So keep
Speaker 5: the calls coming. Then your food lies hiding place has
Speaker 5: gone wrong like Hugo and did your parents own a shop?
Speaker 4: Ris?
Speaker 2: You know Connell's show podcast?
Speaker 5: And still you keep coming at me. Garbo facts another email.
Speaker 5: Come on and Jim, come on and Jim Hawky Christian
Speaker 5: fun fact. Garbage trucks have lots of cameras on the
Speaker 5: trucks that can be watched from the depot. The big
Speaker 5: boss watches them. They're expected to do about two hundred
Speaker 5: bins an hour. That's all shure, that's not possible. How
Speaker 5: many is that every minute? Sixty and six hundred three
Speaker 5: a minute over three a minute two hundred.
Speaker 6: He's right, he's right, he's right.
Speaker 4: Now marry the five.
Speaker 5: Over and borrow from the nine hundred miles.
Speaker 6: But yeah, that's why they can't leave a bin down
Speaker 6: because you get caught by head office.
Speaker 4: The big man's watching.
Speaker 5: There's no way there's one guy watching. I mean how many?
Speaker 5: How many is he watching?
Speaker 4: Like fifty if ones?
Speaker 5: In my way, he's got a big old cigar and
Speaker 5: the gods heels are watching. When we were buzzing through
Speaker 5: you mooning forty two, there's hour Wilkins.
Speaker 4: Horror Old Wilkins.
Speaker 5: Anyway, continue this, I write it up today, Picture it too,
Speaker 5: Channel ten New Drama on.
Speaker 6: The bins, a reality TV show out of every job,
Speaker 6: so proper, all right, okay.
Speaker 13: We'll.
Speaker 4: We carry a bit more, could do the voice over
Speaker 4: if only we use someone in new Artie carry yeah
Speaker 4: on the bins with carry bigmore.
Speaker 6: She's the one that's sitting in the head office cameras.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, yeah, whale Kins. I'm still staying with that karrot.
Speaker 4: He's the main character. Wilkins. Any who.
Speaker 5: Meanwhile, back on the radio show three Tuesday, three Ways
Speaker 5: to get your stories on the show today, did your
Speaker 5: parents own a shop? Hiding places gone wrong? And food lies?
Speaker 5: Have you got anything for those? Nine four one four
Speaker 5: one oh four three prizes for the better stories.
Speaker 4: Christian Women with Kids.
Speaker 5: My younger brother buried my dad's warp medals in the backyard.
Speaker 5: He thought it was the safest way to protect the medals. However,
Speaker 5: my dad Doug dug and dug and never found them.
Speaker 4: That's actually, really.
Speaker 5: Did you get out there with that metal detector, Jackie
Speaker 5: war Was it your old man who's got the mental detector?
Speaker 4: We need to help him out get the medals.
Speaker 6: I still never found the time capsule.
Speaker 11: Day.
Speaker 4: Quite a litany of things that you can't find. One
Speaker 4: near coming. I can't find my wife. I'll get the
Speaker 4: metal detector around, But.
Speaker 6: Who knows what treasures are in that time capsule that
Speaker 6: I buried at five years old.
Speaker 5: Patricia Oliver, Good Morning Team, Good Morning Team. When I
Speaker 5: was a kid, I asked my mom where babies came from,
Speaker 5: and she told me that they were found underneath cabbages.
Speaker 5: I obviously believe this. A couple years later, I'm only
Speaker 5: maybe seven years of age. We lived near a Victoria market.
Speaker 5: One of the vegstrants past my house. One morning, was
Speaker 5: going a bit quick and hit a bump in the road.
Speaker 5: A speed bump and a couple of cabbages came off
Speaker 5: the back of a house. I remember bursting into tears
Speaker 5: and my Mum asked me what was wrong? I said, Mom,
Speaker 5: the babies are going to be run over on the road.
Speaker 5: Food lies, Christian, they do not come from under cabbages.
Speaker 5: Wish to thank you, Christian. Neither half often sort of
Speaker 5: stores stuff away.
Speaker 4: She's hidden.
Speaker 5: I cannot find my cricket awards, two for Best Bowler,
Speaker 5: one for MVP Indoor Cricket and one Duck Award. John,
Speaker 5: And let me break this. I'll be really us for you.
Speaker 5: They're not hidden, mate, They're in the bin once more.
Speaker 5: Back to one of gabos. Oh, I hidden them for
Speaker 5: safety in case wherever Burgle's husband you ain't ever seen again.
Speaker 4: Alex.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Alex, Good morning.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Alex. Okay, food lies, what have you got Alex.
Speaker 8: So, when my brother and I were younger, my dad
Speaker 8: didn't like chicken nugget, so we always got our mom
Speaker 8: to make us lamb nuggets.
Speaker 4: Oh god.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So it wasn't until my mom didn't want to make
Speaker 8: him anymore that she told us what they really were,
Speaker 8: and they were.
Speaker 11: Good on lamb brains.
Speaker 13: Oh god.
Speaker 11: That yeah.
Speaker 17: So we all said those for about two to three years.
Speaker 4: Oh my word, yeah, yeah that stuff. Yeah all right, Alex,
Speaker 4: thank you very much.
Speaker 7: You have a good day so much too.
Speaker 5: Well, good morning, Well morning guys, there you go. Will
Speaker 5: you're transferring us into carl to hands free. Yes, I
Speaker 5: am that little confusion, don't you now?
Speaker 4: Will? Which one are you calling in about? To down?
Speaker 7: Three?
Speaker 4: Topic Tuesday?
Speaker 12: I'm calling up about how my grandfather buried money in
Speaker 12: the backyard and completely the goal where he buried it.
Speaker 4: This is Brett.
Speaker 12: Years later.
Speaker 4: So what happened then? How much money was buried and when?
Speaker 12: So it was probably about one to two thousand dollars,
Speaker 12: so he was I'm not sure why he was. Always
Speaker 12: was very paranoid about keeping valuable possessions in the house,
Speaker 12: so he decided to bury in the backyard an ovaltine container,
Speaker 12: so when you actually needed it, he couldn't find it.
Speaker 12: For so long he was just digging, digging, digging. Eventually
Speaker 12: paid my He made my uncle an entire day just
Speaker 12: to dig the backyard up and like it was genuinely
Speaker 12: thought it was just lost. And then fifteen twenty years later,
Speaker 12: because my grandparents are quite big into their gardening, growing
Speaker 12: owned vegetables, you know, he's just digging up soil and stuff,
Speaker 12: and he pitched sports right through and lifts it up
Speaker 12: and shows it to my grandma.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 12: They ended up finding it that many years later.
Speaker 5: And what did he do with the money once he
Speaker 5: sort of opened up the ovaltine?
Speaker 4: Can?
Speaker 12: I know? I know they spent a little bit on themselves.
Speaker 12: I feel like they might have upgraded the couches. But
Speaker 12: they ended up giving a bit of it to the
Speaker 12: to their three daughters. So they ended up giving it
Speaker 12: on Christmas Day. And it's not very earthy the money.
Speaker 5: That's all you have to brush the worms off at
Speaker 5: little granddaughter, but this would brush up nicely. Well, that's
Speaker 5: a great story. I was still intact britaint story. Will
Speaker 5: thank you very MUCHOULD call him.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Jack is now doing what I do. I don't know
Speaker 5: think this is sad or just there's something worse. And
Speaker 5: whenever your bindet is a stress of light, which is
Speaker 5: it today? And you don't want to be that person
Speaker 5: on the street who's out there wandering around looking down
Speaker 5: the street. There's always someone who's very organized, right and
Speaker 5: is the bin leader, the b influencer where people follow
Speaker 5: how you lead. So I have it in my diary
Speaker 5: now which one it is, so then it takes all
Speaker 5: the stress of it. You just look at that, you
Speaker 5: know what color to take those lids out?
Speaker 4: Does it? Does it struggle for you with being color blind?
Speaker 6: No? No, they're I mean they're really bright colors. I
Speaker 6: can't tell, like a close green and a red. But
Speaker 6: the bins that have done a good job, like the
Speaker 6: traffic light, very different colors.
Speaker 5: They've obviously bought. They must have had brainstorming about this, Christian.
Speaker 5: Just to let you know about the bin confusion, I
Speaker 5: use pastor highlighters. See the confusion it is. It's stressful.
Speaker 5: This is what we're reduced to, Janelle Christian. I use
Speaker 5: pastor highlighters and mark the days with either avant color
Speaker 5: so yellow or green according to what the particular bin
Speaker 5: goes out. So I have one of those old school
Speaker 5: desk diaries, and also I have magnetic calendar on the
Speaker 5: fridge that's also highlighted with the relevant bin color red, green, yellow.
Speaker 4: Here's a lot going on, isn't it? Just the stress
Speaker 4: with the bins? All right?
Speaker 5: So we won on this morning? Did your parents own
Speaker 5: a shop? As a kid friend of mine when we
Speaker 5: were kids at school, his parents owned the local bakery
Speaker 5: that was about five minute walk from school.
Speaker 4: So when you were in the senior year at school,
Speaker 4: you were allowed to leave the school premises. Oh you're
Speaker 4: an adult during the hourl on lunch break. So every day,
Speaker 4: five days a week, we would go to his mum
Speaker 4: and dads. They were Italian, so beautiful food and have
Speaker 4: whatever we want.
Speaker 6: Perfect Now.
Speaker 4: We never got diabetes.
Speaker 5: I never know if you would smash that can of
Speaker 5: coat about three donuts, so stagger back to school some
Speaker 5: sugar induced hate and then crash about an hour later,
Speaker 5: not and off at our desks.
Speaker 6: We had the opposite end of the scale. The kids
Speaker 6: from school weren't rushing to our friends parents tofu shop.
Speaker 4: No, No, it's the.
Speaker 6: One right here on Bridge Road.
Speaker 4: You're kidding.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's the trouble with having hipster friends. Hmmm,
Speaker 5: whatever you want meant alternative Fate Burgers, Facon. All right,
Speaker 5: So did your parents own a shop nine four one
Speaker 5: four one o four three Amanda, Hello, Hello Amanda, So
Speaker 5: mom and dad owner shop?
Speaker 4: What was it?
Speaker 7: It was a video store back in the vay Yeah.
Speaker 4: Prime time.
Speaker 15: It was great.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 14: So they used to get previews to figure out how
Speaker 14: many of the copisation order, but we'd get to keep
Speaker 14: the previews.
Speaker 12: So then I went them out to my friends and
Speaker 12: make some money.
Speaker 5: All she would, yes, you'd like see Terminator and Commando
Speaker 5: before the rest of us.
Speaker 4: Grocles could go and rent out.
Speaker 6: So the way your parents shows, if a field was popular,
Speaker 6: they would sit down and watch it and go we
Speaker 6: think this will fly off the shelves.
Speaker 5: Match yeah, but sitting down and giving it a thumbs up,
Speaker 5: the thumbs down.
Speaker 4: And where was this Amanda up.
Speaker 14: In Queensland store a corner store and peatree and then
Speaker 14: Blockbuster brought them out.
Speaker 5: The man came for all of us. Yeah, why is
Speaker 5: that nice? So just a local mom and pup business.
Speaker 6: The Blockbuster was big, multi national.
Speaker 4: And Amanda, what was the name of the video shop?
Speaker 4: Do you remember?
Speaker 14: Oh god not it was a corner one hold on
Speaker 14: frenchis Forest or some Oh god, no, I can't remember.
Speaker 12: They're gonna no, I can't Twitter.
Speaker 11: Sorry, that'll be angry at me.
Speaker 4: I didn't really going to be such a huge bunch
Speaker 4: of versual question.
Speaker 6: Friendship Forest Forest. Still it doesn't say to me, we
Speaker 6: don't hire a video here.
Speaker 4: And then we have a couple of listeners up there
Speaker 4: in Queensland.
Speaker 5: Does anyone remember this video store on the corner, because
Speaker 5: you've obviously got no idea what and it's obviously a
Speaker 5: big part of your for a while, mom and Dad's
Speaker 5: video shop.
Speaker 17: Yes, I think it was French as far as video
Speaker 17: stores on the corner.
Speaker 11: And there was a tennis club opposite it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I know the one you mean. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I won't ask you what that tennis club was called.
Speaker 5: Otherwise we have another diatribe swear word. They only had
Speaker 5: basic names and it didn't like video shop or video
Speaker 5: store or video rentals. There was a lot of variety
Speaker 5: or creativity going on there. Amanda, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: You could we have a good day.
Speaker 2: Have a great day, Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: The world of office banter is fraught with tension and mistakes.
Speaker 5: Just now sometimes you know, like the classic one where
Speaker 5: you just say something you think, why did I even
Speaker 5: say that? You just state in the obvis It's like
Speaker 5: we all do this with you go someone's had a haircut,
Speaker 5: you simply go, oh hair cut.
Speaker 4: There's nowhere, there's nowhere to go with that. It doesn't start.
Speaker 4: It's not icebreak.
Speaker 5: You go, yeah, yeah, I went yesterday in the afternoon anyway,
Speaker 5: just there was a lady out of the office who's
Speaker 5: got a She's standing up right, she's got.
Speaker 6: A standing desk.
Speaker 4: I just went standing desk. She looked round at me,
Speaker 4: and I went.
Speaker 6: She must be getting that all day. I had to
Speaker 6: hold myself back from just going standing desk.
Speaker 5: As I walked past her. She looked to me like
Speaker 5: I look like and she had some grass up. She
Speaker 5: obviously works in sales here and it's like selling this
Speaker 5: showing me. She just thought that's the guy who, good God.
Speaker 4: Standing standing desk. You hair cut?
Speaker 5: She had a haircut and standing desk on a one
Speaker 5: day go hair desk, standing and cut.
Speaker 4: You haven't done it today as well, have you real.
Speaker 6: I literally just walked past her curs and I just said,
Speaker 6: she's wearing overalls.
Speaker 5: I went overall, yeah, yeah, we sell those bozoes. She's
Speaker 5: like trying to sort of calculate it or make it
Speaker 5: all shining goveralls, standing desk when get a haircut?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 5: So cells at gold you're in save hands, do not worry,
Speaker 5: all right? So nine four one four on three did
Speaker 5: your parents own a shop? Good morning evening, Hi, how
Speaker 5: are you I'm good evening. So even what did your
Speaker 5: mum and dad own? What kind of shop was it?
Speaker 15: So they had a jewelry shot back in the eighties,
Speaker 15: and we used to have lots of regular customers. And
Speaker 15: there was this one guy that came in one day
Speaker 15: and wanted to buy something special for a lady friends
Speaker 15: and he spent about well five hundred odd dollars, which
Speaker 15: back in the day was a fairy bit of money. Yeah,
Speaker 15: next week Rock's in with a couple of little kids
Speaker 15: wanting to buy a little present for mummy's birthday and
Speaker 15: the budget was fifty ducks. So that was the sort
Speaker 15: of thing we'd have.
Speaker 4: It's a sad story there, lady friend, right, Yeah, I
Speaker 4: guess it's both both ways of looking upon that.
Speaker 6: Could the lady friend have been the wife.
Speaker 4: That's the sweet child in the studio right now standing there?
Speaker 4: Even thank you very much? She call? Maybe next week
Speaker 4: we give away standing this every day I can't stop
Speaker 4: thinking about them. What's it like to be you stood
Speaker 4: up all date your desk?
Speaker 6: Then we give icebreakers to the offices of Melbourne Marina.
Speaker 4: Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 7: How are you where you go?
Speaker 4: Marina? So what did mma dad own?
Speaker 11: What kind of shop, and an ice cream shop called
Speaker 11: Lush of Slip. And when they used to go out
Speaker 11: for dinner on a Saturday night, my brother and I
Speaker 11: would get the key. It was walking distance from our
Speaker 11: house and we used to go up and sneak around
Speaker 11: the back and we would sit there and gorge ourselves.
Speaker 11: On Sundays, we'd steal all the flakes. Yeah, the chuck tops.
Speaker 11: We just went crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I always thought if your mum and dad owned someone
Speaker 5: of that on the milk bar, that was the ultimate
Speaker 5: and the sort of perks.
Speaker 11: Oh, it was fantastic. We even had all the alcoholic ones,
Speaker 11: the colure and the ConTroll and orange.
Speaker 12: It was delicious.
Speaker 4: Your buzz on a sudden.
Speaker 6: Did your mum and dad ever come back on a
Speaker 6: Monday morning and notice that some of them chewing into
Speaker 6: the ice cream?
Speaker 11: No, but the ice cream shop, funnily enough, didn't last
Speaker 11: that long.
Speaker 6: It's enormous.
Speaker 4: We're eating the assets.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I think we ate all the profits on about ten.
Speaker 4: Marina, lovely story. Thank you very much for sharing that. George.
Speaker 7: Come on, Christian, Patsy Jack, how are.
Speaker 9: You my friend?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 4: All right, so milk bar, I understand, let me you
Speaker 4: know what.
Speaker 7: People think it's great owning or living in a milk bar.
Speaker 7: Let me give you the dark side of that, my friend,
Speaker 7: right dark side is are from five years old to
Speaker 7: nineteen years old, I was stuck in that seven day
Speaker 7: a week milk bar. You know, it wasn't allowed to
Speaker 7: bring any friends to the shop because my father was
Speaker 7: worried he's going to need all the people were going
Speaker 7: to eat all the profits, right, missing out on camps,
Speaker 7: missing out on all that sort of stuff for a
Speaker 7: young person, do you wonker? Because we were basically forced
Speaker 7: to work in that.
Speaker 4: Milk Barron the George and.
Speaker 7: But you know the funny the funny thing was it
Speaker 7: was me and my sister we used to lift him
Speaker 7: the shop. We had boxes of chocolates in the back line,
Speaker 7: boxes of Mars bars. Chair, right, So on a Saturday
Speaker 7: morning we wake up and so I will take a
Speaker 7: bite of a Mars bar that they would throw that out.
Speaker 7: Have a bite of a chair, I'll throw that out.
Speaker 7: And that was the good side about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, having a bite of a mass by you throw
Speaker 5: it away.
Speaker 7: Yes, because we didn't like it. So we had we
Speaker 7: had that much choice of chocolates.
Speaker 12: We just threw it away and have something else, just
Speaker 12: take a bite of it.
Speaker 4: Also, was you for the bite of a mass bar?
Speaker 5: It's like a who can finish off on those entire
Speaker 5: mask plots simply too much, you know, the.
Speaker 7: Funny thing just quickly quickly my dad sold it to
Speaker 7: an uncle of mine, and then my sister bought it.
Speaker 7: So then my sister sold it and my dad goes,
Speaker 7: come on, George, you know, buy the shop. It's a
Speaker 7: good opportunity for you to get ahead. The first day
Speaker 7: I was lying on the couch right, having a break
Speaker 7: and up. And what did I just do by investing
Speaker 7: so much money into a place I used to curse?
Speaker 13: Right?
Speaker 7: It just yeah, but again when you're dealing with a
Speaker 7: public right, it's funny. Like I remember having Gormet Food
Speaker 7: takeaway sandwiches and this guy came up and was looking
Speaker 7: at the sandwich park and him who would have been
Speaker 7: probably you know, sixty seventy years old, back in in
Speaker 7: a suit. Anyway, he's looking at the sandwich. Fine. It
Speaker 7: goes to me, oh, guys, I can I help you?
Speaker 7: See he goes, do you do sandwiches? I said, sorry,
Speaker 7: so we only do shoe repairs today.
Speaker 6: That is the funny part that is?
Speaker 13: Is it?
Speaker 4: Now? You told me a lovely subject? Anyway? You got it,
Speaker 4: my friend? Anyway, all right, Georsh, thank you very much.
Speaker 7: Thanks Christin. Thanks guys.
Speaker 9: Have a great show.
Speaker 4: Yeah we were.
Speaker 5: Let's go sho. No, that's not nice, is it? Have
Speaker 5: a bite of a mask for everyone.
Speaker 6: That's why the Ompulmpics were only allowed to sing and
Speaker 6: not tell stories.
Speaker 4: Standing this, there's what out there? Nat good morning, gooding everyone?
Speaker 9: How are you.
Speaker 4: All save this half hour and now take us home?
Speaker 4: We need a good one. What have you gotten that?
Speaker 17: My mom and dad owned a milk bar in Teralgon.
Speaker 5: Now this isn't tinged with strangeness like our last guy,
Speaker 5: old George Lumpa.
Speaker 17: Oh no, no, no, not that.
Speaker 6: If you start sandwich bar, we're just going to hang.
Speaker 4: Out Nana, so chargon milk bar. Was it good fun
Speaker 4: moment out owning a milk bar?
Speaker 17: Well, I had to work there.
Speaker 5: So the old parents that own that milk bar.
Speaker 17: Oh no, I perved on all the young guys because
Speaker 17: I was single at the time. So and they all
Speaker 17: used to come and turve on me. And one of
Speaker 17: them drove this yellow tarana And there was always someone
Speaker 17: different driving it anyway. One come in one night and
Speaker 17: spoke to my mum and she said, oh, he's a
Speaker 17: lovely boy.
Speaker 12: He's got a.
Speaker 17: Boat in the car and all this sense. Anyway, we
Speaker 17: actually got together and I only went out with him
Speaker 17: because of this yellow tarana. And we are still married.
Speaker 17: We married, we're still married today.
Speaker 4: If you I thought you were going to say, we
Speaker 4: need the police, need to speak to him.
Speaker 17: No, and we still own that tarana.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, from perv to marriage. What Greece, isn't
Speaker 5: it really?
Speaker 9: Yeahs the gree in the.
Speaker 4: Yeah, actually not Greece to musical.
Speaker 17: No, so yeah, it's actually in the panel shop at
Speaker 17: the moment getting really sprayed.
Speaker 4: So yeah, lovedate.
Speaker 17: It's going to be forty years next year.
Speaker 4: That is a lovely story. All right, he's ninety and
Speaker 4: you're only twenty five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: Not all of us our school were allowed for various reasons.
Speaker 5: Bringing up with your therapists, but not try and get
Speaker 5: your own radio show. That was my origin story rejected
Speaker 5: by the drama department.
Speaker 6: Look who's it bugsy Malone?
Speaker 4: Now I don't know.
Speaker 5: He's still out there's having a very successful life. Actually
Speaker 5: the person who wasts Bugsy, he didn't go my way.
Speaker 5: I never got a speaking part of my school playing.
Speaker 5: I know I'm not alone. There's a lot of you
Speaker 5: out there. We spoke about this a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 5: We were saying, what if we had our own high
Speaker 5: school musical for those of us that never got speaking parts.
Speaker 5: Either you never went to the audition, or like me,
Speaker 5: you did and you were rejected.
Speaker 4: So we're going to go. We're calling it the high
Speaker 4: school Rejects.
Speaker 5: We actually now have a venue, we don't have a cast,
Speaker 5: we don't have a script. However, we are going to
Speaker 5: do our very own version of Greece. It can't be
Speaker 5: called Greece for legal reasons. It's not Greece the musical.
Speaker 13: Greasey's done what you had, it's a pay for legal reasons,
Speaker 13: we're too in the show casting ever, Rigos who never
Speaker 13: got a road with much speaking.
Speaker 5: So not grease and musical. Imagine if Greece, what's set
Speaker 5: here in Australia in the modern time, this year, what
Speaker 5: would that be like? That's what we want to try
Speaker 5: and make. And when I say we, I really do
Speaker 5: mean you and I because we have a venue Jack.
Speaker 4: When is curtains up.
Speaker 6: We roll out the red carpet. Thursday October twenty six,
Speaker 6: twenty three days away, just.
Speaker 5: Over three weeks. And like I say, at the moment,
Speaker 5: no cass and no script. We are up against it
Speaker 5: with this one. Where's it going to be?
Speaker 6: We are going to be a Dela Cell College Involvin.
Speaker 4: That does sound fancy? How many people can sit in that?
Speaker 6: In Dela Cell College you can see two hundred people
Speaker 6: and there is also a full lighting grig setup and
Speaker 6: donated to the cause to help people live out this.
Speaker 4: Don't worry about that rot it.
Speaker 6: I don't know what should have promy aid, Ask me
Speaker 6: what time it's going to be.
Speaker 4: On No, I don't want it because all right, so
Speaker 4: yesterday we're set.
Speaker 5: We're gonna do our version inspired by the fantastic Grease
Speaker 5: in Much School, but of course we're calling it not
Speaker 5: Grease and Much School. If it was set here in Australia, what.
Speaker 4: Would that be like?
Speaker 5: Count in instead of the diner, put them in the
Speaker 5: local fish and chip shop. Let's not do milkbar. We
Speaker 5: heard about the dark side of that ten minutes ago.
Speaker 5: I'm being forced to walk seven days a week. As
Speaker 5: an eight year old missing out in school camps. Maybe
Speaker 5: that is the origin story.
Speaker 6: Maybe you can write that sandwich bass scene into the play.
Speaker 5: The main character should be renamed Shaza and Dazza Christian
Speaker 5: when they get to dance. This comes from Kelly. Do
Speaker 5: you know what if we end up using your ideas,
Speaker 5: we'll give you price. When they get to dance. They
Speaker 5: don't do the church? Are they do the Nutbush? Great Kelly,
Speaker 5: still the pink Ladyship with the pink Bogans From I
Speaker 5: love that Jules mcgoo's great name. That is a very
Speaker 5: good idea, Jason. Instead of Sandy and Danny, it should
Speaker 5: be Michelle and ferrip and grease Lightning should be a
Speaker 5: ossie fulcm, a welded diff Christian.
Speaker 4: From Jen, I.
Speaker 5: Think it should be grease commodore Jen instead of grease
Speaker 5: is the word?
Speaker 4: What about goon is the word? It's the word that
Speaker 4: you heard.
Speaker 5: It's a box full of risling already you're coming out
Speaker 5: with lyrics Christian. Instead of drag racing, they should be
Speaker 5: trying to do who can do the sickest burnouts?
Speaker 4: Whatever you call Danny.
Speaker 5: If you are going to go with Manny Puco, he
Speaker 5: needs a personalized red joke.
Speaker 4: You're right, that's need a person us red jo Christian.
Speaker 5: In my mind, then Danny, your Danny is wearing a
Speaker 5: Von Dutch hat flanner with the sleeves cut off and
Speaker 5: a Monster Energy Drink T shirt. The mood order for
Speaker 5: his costume should be Corey Worthington. These are great ideas
Speaker 5: what we're going about to do now though, because actually
Speaker 5: we can still keep the ideas coming in. If you
Speaker 5: get any ideas, all are welcome. Like I said, if
Speaker 5: we use your idea, we will look after you. We'll
Speaker 5: give you a price. You can come along and watch
Speaker 5: your idea on stage. But we need to start getting
Speaker 5: into auditions now.
Speaker 6: We need cast members.
Speaker 4: The monkeys can start to type type type up, but
Speaker 4: will weed, as he said, cut them members. This everything
Speaker 4: needs to time of guys.
Speaker 6: Everything by opening night.
Speaker 4: Trust me, truady, trust I do, I do? Trust you?
Speaker 5: All right, So let's go back to this scene from
Speaker 5: Grease to musical principal McGee's first announcements.
Speaker 4: Let's have a listen to this.
Speaker 18: Good morning, boys and girls, and welcome to what MA
Speaker 18: sure will be our greatest year.
Speaker 4: At right din, All right, so you've got the American
Speaker 4: high school.
Speaker 5: The scene is said, okay, ours is maybe it's a
Speaker 5: tafe in the year twenty twenty three here in Australia.
Speaker 4: When you listen to this more mature lady.
Speaker 18: Good morning, boys and girls, and welcome to what MA
Speaker 18: sure will be our greatest year at right inn now, all.
Speaker 5: Right, maybe you can remember that scene. But what you're
Speaker 5: hearing right now is a mature lady. You're hearing states
Speaker 5: are kind of status.
Speaker 4: You're hearing power, you hearing gravitas, you're hearing authority.
Speaker 5: Of course you are. That lady exudes power. The person
Speaker 5: I know closest to you, and Nijac as that and
Speaker 5: again is that same kind of age bracket of a
Speaker 5: maturity experience?
Speaker 10: Come off it?
Speaker 3: She was about eighty.
Speaker 4: Okay, maybe we make up you can look a bit younger.
Speaker 2: CG or green.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, wonder's the lighting or whatever. No, don't
Speaker 4: worry about that. We would love you to audition for
Speaker 4: the part of Principal McGee.
Speaker 3: Patsy lovely, lovely, lovely.
Speaker 4: Okay, what do you do? We won't do the audition
Speaker 4: just yet, but do a quick read through.
Speaker 3: But it's got to be an aussy accent. Yeah, because
Speaker 3: we're doing an Aussi version, so you don't want an
Speaker 3: American accent, not at all. No, good morning, boys and girls.
Speaker 6: Read through, it's not kathink you.
Speaker 3: And yeah, welcome to what I'm sure we'll be happening
Speaker 3: a grouse here at right al High.
Speaker 4: From the top. Do it is yourself? That lady is?
Speaker 3: You know she's has a news voice, is what you're saying?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, all right, let's go again.
Speaker 3: Good morning, boys and girls, and welcome to what I'm
Speaker 3: sure will be our greatest year at ride Ell High.
Speaker 4: Now this is getting closer to it.
Speaker 5: Okay, a little bit dead eyed, but now just put
Speaker 5: a little bit of entertainment and pazzaz in it.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's go again. I think this is going to
Speaker 4: be the one.
Speaker 3: Good morning, boys and girls, and welcome to what I'm
Speaker 3: sure will be our greatest year at ridel High.
Speaker 5: Brilliant Patsy, So I think it's your I'd love you
Speaker 5: to have this role, but we just obviously need to
Speaker 5: check that there's no one else out there who could
Speaker 5: do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just we need to audition, don't we?
Speaker 3: And let the thought was narrating? Have I been dumped?
Speaker 4: We need to have a chat about that.
Speaker 5: Things so shifted in a couple of meetings with actual
Speaker 5: sort of professional coaches that they need to No, no, no,
Speaker 5: you will store be narrating. You and I will be
Speaker 5: doing some narrating together, all right. So corn In, now,
Speaker 5: this is the line we need from you audition as
Speaker 5: as what passes doing Principal McGee, our version of Principal McGee.
Speaker 5: We'll wmb to call it that. Good morning, boys and girls,
Speaker 5: and welcome to what will sure be our greatest year
Speaker 5: at Rye Down High. So for this character to be
Speaker 5: to work, it needs to be someone who is mature.
Speaker 6: Mature, yeah, thank you, similar level of maturity to Patsy.
Speaker 4: You got it, carl A Briner.
Speaker 2: No, you're listening to the Christian o'crls show podcast.
Speaker 5: All right, we're hosting our own school play for grown
Speaker 5: ups who never got speaking parts back at school. During
Speaker 5: your school play, it's going to be on three weeks time,
Speaker 5: our very own version of Greece if it was set
Speaker 5: here on the modern day in Australia, Christian the Pine Grease,
Speaker 5: where Danny dresses like a goody goody, your version should
Speaker 5: he maybe should be wearing a playful summer shoe. That's
Speaker 5: Jared Osy the show Yesterday. You're quite right, a thinly
Speaker 5: sold boating shoe. Christian, don't call it grease. We can't
Speaker 5: call it. You're getting it.
Speaker 4: Call it grouse the musical that comes from Phil We
Speaker 4: had a great idea.
Speaker 5: Yes they go and Christian lean into full bogan called
Speaker 5: it Lease the Musical and saying lease everything. Okay, we're
Speaker 5: about to cast our first role in this. It's principal McGhee.
Speaker 5: The first announcement that she did in the movie this.
Speaker 5: Do you want to audition?
Speaker 18: Good morning, boys and girls, and welcome to what we
Speaker 18: sure will be our greatest year in Ride Dew.
Speaker 5: Okay, So if you want to be in our music
Speaker 5: hall three weeks time, we need a cast, we need
Speaker 5: a script as well. Give us a call nine four
Speaker 5: one O four through the lines. Audition or it's going
Speaker 5: to go to Patsy is. Good morning, boys and girls,
Speaker 5: and welcome to what will sure be our greatest year
Speaker 5: at Rydale High. You can audition now you can be
Speaker 5: in him.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian, I also cast a vote. Then if you can't
Speaker 5: call it grease, call it grouse. You can't get any
Speaker 5: more Ossie than grouse. Grouse is the word star.
Speaker 4: Writing the song now, Sharpie, thank you very much. All right.
Speaker 5: So we're doing our first auditions, but in our very
Speaker 5: own version of Greece. We're selling it in the modern
Speaker 5: day here in Australia. What would be like for high
Speaker 5: school rejects. We're going to do a school play for
Speaker 5: grown ups who never got speaking parts. This is the
Speaker 5: audition line this morning.
Speaker 18: Good morning, boys and girls, and welcome to what we're
Speaker 18: sure will be our greatest year at Riding.
Speaker 5: Now at the moment, the hot contender of this is
Speaker 5: but Terina Jones Patsy. Could we get your read again?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 3: Good morning, boys and girls, and welcome to what I'm
Speaker 3: sure will be our greatest year at ride el High Love.
Speaker 4: It's very good.
Speaker 5: Isabelle, Good morning, Isabelle. Yes, Hello, good morning Isabelle. So
Speaker 5: you sounded a way a lot on the younger scale, Isabelle.
Speaker 10: Yes.
Speaker 4: And how old are you? How old are you? Eighteen?
Speaker 4: You fancy being in our high school rejects play?
Speaker 8: Yes, I was always in the school band, so I
Speaker 8: never really got a chance to be more on the
Speaker 8: actor side of it.
Speaker 2: So I think, I think that'll be a fun one.
Speaker 12: But I reckon, I reckon instead of it being.
Speaker 8: Principal McGee should be principal macup.
Speaker 18: I reckon.
Speaker 14: That's has a lot more of it.
Speaker 5: Love it, very very good. Idea this is going with
Speaker 5: grouse is the word?
Speaker 4: All right? So are you ready to do your audition?
Speaker 12: All right? So we're doing grouse instead of great?
Speaker 7: Was it?
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, that's all we might call it. But your
Speaker 4: audition to do this part here?
Speaker 18: Okay, good morning, boys and girls, and welcome to what
Speaker 18: we sure will be our greatest year in ridew All.
Speaker 4: Right, so you're going to do that line? Okay? You ready?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 4: All right? Good luck, Isabelle.
Speaker 12: Good morning, boys and girls, and welcome to what I'm
Speaker 12: sure will be the greatest year at Rydale High School.
Speaker 4: Very good, very good. Real it might be you, isabel
Speaker 4: Stay there, Cameil, Come on him?
Speaker 8: Hey are you going good?
Speaker 4: Cameill.
Speaker 5: Okay, Camille, this is a bit more like a kind
Speaker 5: of Patsy sort of power in voice.
Speaker 4: Camille. Did you get to speak.
Speaker 17: Older than nineteen?
Speaker 8: I can tell you yes, way older?
Speaker 5: And Camille, did you get speaking part in your school play?
Speaker 8: No? Because I went to a mixed school, a Catholic school,
Speaker 8: and we didn't do things like that.
Speaker 4: Oh dear, all right, so you ready to do your
Speaker 4: audition line?
Speaker 8: Give it a go.
Speaker 4: All right, Good luck, Camille, Good.
Speaker 8: Morning, boys and girls, and welcome to what we believe
Speaker 8: will be the greatest year as right out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the first part in Grouse the musical. Well done, Camille,
Speaker 5: it's you.
Speaker 4: Now, we've just got to get seventeen.
Speaker 6: The We'll always start with the biggest one, and we're
Speaker 6: the biggest field.
Speaker 5: Relax, that's one line ticked off.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Today is World Cafe Day.
Speaker 5: Well before we kisart, the time wastes a little bit
Speaker 5: of cafe history.
Speaker 4: Please, it was never asked for by me.
Speaker 5: The first to have a cafe, if anyone was wondering,
Speaker 5: was opened in the Ottoman Empire in fifteen fifty five
Speaker 5: during the reign of Sulomon the Magnificence, who laid seas
Speaker 5: to Vienna, and upon discovering their discarded coffee beans, roasted
Speaker 5: them over fire and then boiled them over charcoal.
Speaker 4: Ember's boom. History ensued. Do we believe that a little
Speaker 4: bit too cute? And on the money.
Speaker 5: Well, I wonder what is the oldest cafe here in
Speaker 5: Melbourne I've been to I think is the oldest one
Speaker 5: in the world. It's one in Venice, Cafe flori Anne
Speaker 5: that is from seven teen twenty.
Speaker 6: Wow, Rio tell us we don't know Pelle Greenies. It
Speaker 6: looks like I don't have the years.
Speaker 4: It is one of the oldest ones.
Speaker 6: Actually, it probably more of a pasta place or restaurant.
Speaker 4: What defines a cafe, espresso, bar, cafe? What would you
Speaker 4: define as a cafe? Shut it to like a lot
Speaker 4: of them. Hip. Yeah, I think you've done a fun
Speaker 4: enough day at two o'clock in the.
Speaker 6: Afternoon, specializing in coffee and breakfast, okay, mister, whereas Peller
Speaker 6: Greenies you eat your right aw.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then now we go in all right, So
Speaker 5: today we're looking for your cafe songs. What are the
Speaker 5: cafes listening to on those little cafe speakers?
Speaker 6: What are they hearing? Christian Muffin compares to you silver
Speaker 6: latte in red silver plus all the single lattes that's
Speaker 6: been a gold That is the last latte one.
Speaker 4: B strow your own way.
Speaker 5: You don't like their prices here be strow your own
Speaker 5: way golf.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I don't know what that noise was. The bgs
Speaker 4: playing in the cafe. The what are they doing? Chai talking?
Speaker 5: Just giant silvera Perry Manelo's up next, that's right, cup
Speaker 5: of Kabana gold, I open up my cafe, cup of Kabana.
Speaker 4: It just plays out on a loop. Jack, what do
Speaker 4: you got? Cafe songs?
Speaker 6: Baby got Baguett.
Speaker 5: Marking highly because there's been a lot of nervy sort
Speaker 5: of mumblings over there for last almost since the start
Speaker 5: of the show. But it's never a good time when
Speaker 5: Jack and I go at six o'clock? How do we
Speaker 5: feel about today's time? Was suddenly fast forward to maybe
Speaker 5: got on burguet.
Speaker 6: We've been playing in a lot recently. Isla Bonita by Madonna.
Speaker 6: Nice backstory, isla Barista silver espresso. Yourself sucks? I got
Speaker 6: another copyright? Yeah, going on, short skirt, long blanket.
Speaker 4: Oh, let's cut to this, Let's cut this. No, no, no,
Speaker 4: go on, come on, come on. This is the one.
Speaker 6: This is the one, big finish a great institution in Melbourne,
Speaker 6: this one. Whoa Brunetti bam lamb?
Speaker 4: Whoa Scottie Pippen is in the Country's right here in
Speaker 4: the studio. All right, what have you got?
Speaker 13: Then?
Speaker 4: Cafe songs? Oh four seventy five three one O four
Speaker 4: three brighter.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the question O Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Time wasted today on Worldwide Cafe Day, we're looking for
Speaker 5: your cafe songs.
Speaker 6: I see what's happened there. Button's come off.
Speaker 5: Broken because they call me darth Fader because it's so powerful.
Speaker 4: Don't wory about that. Really it was just a bare blade.
Speaker 4: Then yeah, well we will need it. We'll go. It's
Speaker 4: about three minutes.
Speaker 5: All right, okay, Cafe songs part time Latte, Silver, money
Speaker 5: for muffin, Gold, very good.
Speaker 4: Christopher Davies ain't seen muffing yet?
Speaker 7: Gold?
Speaker 4: What on Elliott? Wake me up before? No, it doesn't work.
Speaker 5: Andrew Coppa on Eileen Coppa on Eileen Gold, Papa, don't
Speaker 5: cache Gold.
Speaker 4: Who walks down to a cafe? Soggy old egg mess,
Speaker 4: beautiful chunder with pastry. Let it be gold, great name
Speaker 4: for a cafe. Ah, don't cry for me cupa tea,
Speaker 4: Gold parks. It's like a classical music piece. Were several
Speaker 4: moments in it.
Speaker 5: Genius Ones, Bohemian Bean City, Bronze, Rene, I liked it.
Speaker 4: Sunday Cafe, Sunday Bronze.
Speaker 5: I did it, Chiway Gold Everything idea, I brew for
Speaker 5: you silver, Wake me up before you cocoa gold, enter
Speaker 5: sandwich man. What on Stuart, Arabica can't touch this? Arabic
Speaker 5: can't touch this silver?
Speaker 4: Tough lutch it all right? Who's our best in shure
Speaker 4: this morning?
Speaker 6: Let's do we have a prize to you or just
Speaker 6: giving him a part of the bit. The prize is
Speaker 6: the honor, the valor that wake me up before you
Speaker 6: coco Oh, no, prize.
Speaker 4: You got your bother to invest in.
Speaker 6: Ride it down with this prize.
Speaker 4: Oh deer, oh dear. Kind of a point of sending
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