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Speaker 1: Look Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one four point three.

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Speaker 2: So, Patsy, are your daughter candy cane has been banned

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Speaker 2: now from her school? Yes.

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Speaker 3: Normally of a Christmas time they like to take something

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Speaker 3: for their classmates and Audrey normally takes, you know, a

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Speaker 3: candy cane for everyone and gives them out. But they

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Speaker 3: have been banned you.

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Speaker 2: Know that kid, right, candy cane?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because of allergies or something, energy to walk.

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, energy to candy cake.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's just all sugar, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. You get an allergy to people got

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Speaker 2: an allergy to sugar?

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Maybe they do.

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Speaker 2: It shouldn't be but it's actually everything. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: What can they take to school?

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Speaker 3: Nothing anymore?

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Speaker 2: Not even mean nothing nothing.

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Speaker 4: Seriously, they're allowed to take their school lunch.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but even that's streaked obviously because you can't have

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Speaker 3: nuts and stuff. But no, they're not allowed to you know.

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Speaker 3: Or if a kid has a birthday, you can't take

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Speaker 3: a cake or lollybags or anything. Now, sure cakes?

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Speaker 2: No, what do you mean? No cakes? In case's got

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Speaker 2: any kind of like.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, egg flower or eggs are bad, like for people

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Speaker 3: with ear gelogies. So yeah, it's all cut out now.

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Speaker 2: Shocking, isn't it, because I feel so for the kids

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Speaker 2: that have got these serious energies. Right, yeah, then it's

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Speaker 2: the product of how the crap that we put in food. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: Good chat today, guys. So this morning we want to

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Speaker 2: talk about the things that were banned in your score ago.

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Speaker 2: For me, obviously growing up in the eighties, I don't

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Speaker 2: know what it was for you chat. For me, it

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Speaker 2: was yo Yo's got banned in my school, along with clackers.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember clackers, Patsy.

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Speaker 4: That was so noisy?

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Speaker 2: They were great there, very very rudimentary basic stone age too. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: is it two things that different time for us in

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Speaker 2: the eighties. You know, here you go play with this

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Speaker 2: for a year clack clack clack clack, and then so

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Speaker 2: they got banned because we used to use them as

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Speaker 2: a weapon to sort of hit each other with basically.

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Speaker 2: And then my favorite one, what a great special assembly

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Speaker 2: this was to announce that there must be no more

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Speaker 2: nunchucks or ninja throwing.

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Speaker 4: I hope that goes without saying.

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Speaker 2: I mean I was, I had been bringing them. I

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Speaker 2: didn't know what amazing kids sent home a steven hours

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Speaker 2: will be speaking about this before. It's just another nun

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Speaker 2: shock And I told you no ninja throwing stars at school.

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Speaker 3: You think that's bad. Kids at my school could take

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Speaker 3: shotguns for clay target shooting.

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Speaker 2: What.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, there was an elective in sport. You could be

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Speaker 3: part of gun club and you'd go to the bus

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Speaker 3: stop and they'd have you know, they were like gangsters.

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Speaker 2: It's too much. I'm serious.

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Speaker 4: Those are the bus stop, the kids on the buck.

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Speaker 3: No, No, they had clay target go to school.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, looking at juvi or something. You can't turn out

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Speaker 2: with a shotgun.

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Speaker 3: It was a Bush high school and they'd come to

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Speaker 3: the bus stop with their school backpack and the you know,

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Speaker 3: the gun back like a gangster out of the twenty gun.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Can you if you can't ban a gun at school?

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Speaker 4: What did get banned?

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Speaker 3: Nothing? Nothing.

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Speaker 4: We were tough in the.

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Speaker 2: Bush, so you know, you know, eager kitchen. No, I'm

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Speaker 2: serious for an elective gun club.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my brothers used to do it first.

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Speaker 2: Roll Gunlome kids. We don't talk about what goes on

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Speaker 2: gun club ever.

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Speaker 4: Run down to the bus stop.

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Speaker 3: And that was in the eighties.

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Speaker 2: Amazing all right, other than shotguns and nan chucks and

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Speaker 2: throwing stars, what was banned at your school? Give us

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Speaker 2: a call. We're not after the games. The actual specific

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Speaker 2: things she remember had, like the assembly. Suddenly there was

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Speaker 2: a ruling because there'd been some incident or someone got hurt,

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Speaker 2: and that was it. No more oh four seventy five

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Speaker 2: three one oh four three. Oh mean, that's the text

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Speaker 2: number nine four one four one oh four three. Thanks Jack,

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Speaker 2: Just give me hand signals nine four one four one

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Speaker 2: oh four three. Dance, Monkey, dance, read the phone number out.

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Speaker 2: How difficult is this job?

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Speaker 1: On the Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

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Speaker 1: four point.

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Speaker 2: Three, were talking about the things that were banned from

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Speaker 2: your school? Ordi Passi's daughter school just banned candy canes.

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Speaker 2: What was banned from your school? Chack? What was it

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Speaker 2: for you? You grew up in a different time than nineties.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is so lame, But Mark, the humble marble

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Speaker 4: was banded at our school.

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Speaker 2: Why I should love playing marbles?

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Speaker 4: I think it was because kids were getting too frantic

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Speaker 4: about it and swapping marbles, stealing marbles and ripping off

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Speaker 4: other kids marbles. So what the school did is say

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Speaker 4: said we're going to have a marble day. All day

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Speaker 4: will be marble based activities, and then after that day,

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Speaker 4: no more marbles at the school. So it actually was

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Speaker 4: a great way to send it off. And we built

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Speaker 4: marble runs, which.

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Speaker 2: Might school had done that when they said no more

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Speaker 2: nunchucks and throw stars like that. And obviously we're not

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Speaker 2: just gonna you know, we're not idiots. So Friday extra fun.

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Speaker 2: It's all nun chuck, all throwing stars. So bring your

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Speaker 2: a game, kids, teachers versus kids. All right, we're doing

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Speaker 2: this in a moment. Please make a note. I must

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Speaker 2: remind you of the original plot. The main plot line

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Speaker 2: in anchormand the movie we saw was not the original

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Speaker 2: movie that Will Ferrell wrote involved monkeys, ninja, throwing stars

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Speaker 2: and nunchuks. Now I remember he told me in an

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Speaker 2: interview once. All right, we've got to come back to this,

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Speaker 2: come back about how we should have ended that movie. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: things that are banned from your school, let's get a

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Speaker 2: Sam good on in. Sam. Hello, we guys that were

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Speaker 2: good Sam, thanks for calling the show. Hope you having

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Speaker 2: a good week. And what was banned from your school, well, we.

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Speaker 4: Call them shagy.

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Speaker 5: That's the old term, which is which is a slingshot?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I remember those. Yeah, they're black widows and

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Speaker 2: the vicious things make fun. Well yeah, but you could

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Speaker 2: fell a plane with them and they were you have

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Speaker 2: so ANDSI out with that, son, Yeah, what's terrible. That's correct,

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Speaker 2: that's correct, Christian, but basically a handheld catapult.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's amazing to me that the some of these

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Speaker 4: things were permitted at school and they had to get banned.

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Speaker 2: What were the eighties should just be subtitled what were

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Speaker 2: they thinking? That's a great one, Sam, thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: Did he have more in a store about someone losing

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Speaker 2: an eye? Yeah? Did you did it? Did you speak

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Speaker 2: to it? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I don't say about the high.

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Speaker 2: There's a listener right now. And that's not funny. That

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Speaker 2: was me is weren't a patch. Let's go to a net.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, good morning, here you go. We're good at that.

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Speaker 2: What was banned at your school mate, Penny Bankers?

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Speaker 6: Back in my day, we had a great thing around

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Speaker 6: November guy Forks Night and these the yeah, lots of

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Speaker 6: crackers and things like that, and there was a few

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Speaker 6: pranks that went wrong.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, now I don't know, I know penny banger

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Speaker 4: is a firework, but what what was it? What did

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Speaker 6: It just was a little firework that went back, but

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Speaker 6: that went off with a big bang.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. We we had these things that were banned for

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Speaker 2: my school around the same time in November. For guy

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Speaker 2: thought yeah, and they were right musical triples.

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Speaker 5: Are you okay?

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Speaker 3: She's laughing.

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Speaker 2: Don't check this the wrong way, but you'll laugh. Doesn't

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Speaker 2: often sound like you're having a major cardiac arrest. I

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Speaker 2: have been.

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Speaker 7: Worried about to let you breathe, I'm good, laugh and

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Speaker 7: you hear it?

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Has happened to today's show? Nine

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Speaker 2: Flights of Shotguns? I blame nine four one four one

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Speaker 2: O four three one got banned from your school?

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 2: Talk about things that were banned from your school, some

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Speaker 2: amazing stories and things that have vanned. I think at

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Speaker 2: the moment still the ultimate shotguns used to be a

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Speaker 2: kid of Brighams with Patsy's School. Out of the Bush,

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Speaker 2: Different rules, hashtag strayer. Jeanette, good morning, My Christians.

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Speaker 5: These are all bald aimed to band at my kids

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Speaker 5: school because the maintenance guy didn't have a ladder license

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Speaker 5: to get them off the roof.

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Speaker 2: This is incredible, What a great reason. And who knew?

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Speaker 2: I know you like admin in this country and bureaucracy,

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Speaker 2: you need a ladder license.

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Speaker 5: Well yes, supposedly he did, and he didn't have one, so.

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Speaker 4: Eventually he's gonna need to get up a ladder.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but not onto the roof.

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Speaker 2: I see, gotcha. That's great.

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Speaker 5: It's different.

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Speaker 2: So the reason why all balls were banned no balls

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Speaker 2: at your school because the maintenance man didn't have a

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Speaker 2: ladder license. That's awesome.

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Speaker 5: Yep, yep he did that. That's true.

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Speaker 2: That's great. Thank you very much to give us a call.

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Speaker 2: You have a great day.

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Speaker 5: Okay, thanks guys.

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Speaker 2: Thanks not mate trash coome on him. Good morning, trash.

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Speaker 2: What was banned at your schoolmate?

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Speaker 6: My son's school? They were banned from making oregami love huts?

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Speaker 2: Are a gmy love huts? Why? Please don't tell me

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Speaker 2: the worry about paper cuts? Know?

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Speaker 6: Their words were that they were malicious and threatening.

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Speaker 3: Ah goodness.

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Speaker 2: Who has been held up or mugged when the person

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Speaker 2: that mugged you whether they had they had an origami

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Speaker 2: loveheart are rotters?

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Speaker 4: I guess it does have one pointy end.

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Speaker 2: That's astonishing, Trish. That is also a great one to

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Speaker 2: finish with. Thank you very much. She cool, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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