Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: This is it.
Speaker 3: This is a big one.
Speaker 2: This is for the girls.
Speaker 3: This one.
Speaker 1: Some things make more sense than the other. Whimsy low
Speaker 1: hand punched in the face after trying to take a
Speaker 1: boy away from a mother. You're a good little boy,
Speaker 1: I won't.
Speaker 4: We even enjoyed the kill.
Speaker 1: Please yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 3: That's the line.
Speaker 1: I see it quite clearly.
Speaker 5: Well, get new glasses.
Speaker 1: Still a black couple of mitches.
Speaker 5: One Mitch is clearly better than the other one.
Speaker 1: I can't agree now he is mich Julie and Mitchell Coo.
Speaker 6: Hi, guys, Hi, Jenna, Hello, Mitchi's running late at the moment,
Speaker 6: so we just thought we'd kick off without him. But
Speaker 6: ten minutes I can handle Jenna. Yes, maybe fifteen half
Speaker 6: an hour, but he's over an hour late now, so
Speaker 6: I'm just thought, bugger, maybe not that special.
Speaker 5: We can carry them without. What have you been up
Speaker 5: to week, Jenna?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: You know, nothing much, just sitting down.
Speaker 5: Okay, maybe we do need Mitch. That banjo is not
Speaker 5: as electric as I thought.
Speaker 1: It would be.
Speaker 3: No, we do not need him.
Speaker 6: Mitch caught up with dual leaper recently. Maybe that's where
Speaker 6: he is his off, telling everyone.
Speaker 5: Oh, did you know he need to be du aleper.
Speaker 5: He's very proud of himself, so we wanted to share
Speaker 5: that too.
Speaker 3: Proud.
Speaker 5: I think apparently there's.
Speaker 6: Something that he said to do a leaper that she
Speaker 6: was not impressed with at all, and so he's a
Speaker 6: bit worried.
Speaker 5: That she hates him.
Speaker 3: Well, I hate him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, join the club deal. We've got Jackets plus Jenna.
Speaker 6: You're going to be doing Jenna's junk. That's going to
Speaker 6: be back. That's all the rejected talking points that we
Speaker 6: decided not to put on the podcast because they were rubbish,
Speaker 6: But here you are regurgitating.
Speaker 3: That it's a great segment, a fan favorite.
Speaker 2: It actually is.
Speaker 6: We did a poll in our Facebook group and it
Speaker 6: was one of the most popular segments, oddly enough, because
Speaker 6: it's literally it revolves around all the ship parts that
Speaker 6: we decided not to cover.
Speaker 3: Still a fan favorite, but we kick.
Speaker 6: Off each show with an is it just me? Each
Speaker 6: something that we've noticed hate or appreciate. It's usually Mitch
Speaker 6: and I doing it. We don't tell each other what
Speaker 6: it's going to be. Are you are you gonna be
Speaker 6: able to wing one for us?
Speaker 5: Dinner.
Speaker 3: You know, I think I will.
Speaker 5: You will. Yeah, you still a show.
Speaker 6: You've been on the show this whole time. You've been
Speaker 6: more loyal than he ever has and you don't even
Speaker 6: have a role.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 6: So I think you've earned this iGEM. Jenna, thank you
Speaker 6: go for it?
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Is it completely pointless to own a printer?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Good one?
Speaker 3: I know, Like, why would you own a printer? That's
Speaker 3: so stupid.
Speaker 6: That's coming from us though, because we work in an office,
Speaker 6: because if you need something printed, right, you can just
Speaker 6: be like, oh, I'll print it when I'm at.
Speaker 3: Work, yes, but also I don't need it printed.
Speaker 5: Really, you don't print it anymore. Actually I don't think
Speaker 5: I do either, to be.
Speaker 3: Honest, No, everything's online.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 6: Actually, to be this happened to me quite recently where
Speaker 6: I required a printer at home, and it was one
Speaker 6: of the biggest ordeals I've been through.
Speaker 5: Dinner. So tell me more.
Speaker 6: I lost my wallet, right, which meant that my license
Speaker 6: I didn't have that anymore. And you have to print
Speaker 6: off an interim license. It's like a piece of paper
Speaker 6: that basically you handle the police if they pull you over,
Speaker 6: and it said, dear copper, his new license is in
Speaker 6: the mail on its way, don't get mad. And so
Speaker 6: I was meant to print that at work. I forgot.
Speaker 6: I was on the way home, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 6: not turning around. I'm not going all the way back
Speaker 6: to the office. And so on the way home, maybe
Speaker 6: I was paranoid, but I swear to god, I saw
Speaker 6: like twelve police cars and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I'm gonna get pulled over for sure.
Speaker 6: And I don't have a license, and I'm an interim license.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna get fined. And so I'm freaking out. And
Speaker 6: so I actually called the local police station and I said, hey, han,
Speaker 6: can you just let your boys know that I don't
Speaker 6: have a license. I know I don't have a license,
Speaker 6: but I'm on my way to print it now, And
Speaker 6: very nicely, the copper said, would you like to come
Speaker 6: to the station to print it. I was like, yes,
Speaker 6: that would be very helpful. That would save me a
Speaker 6: lot of trouble. I wouldn't have to go back to
Speaker 6: the office then. And so I got to the police
Speaker 6: station and I said, hi, mate, can I just forward
Speaker 6: you the email? And they were like oh sorry, we
Speaker 6: actually can't do that because unless you are actually a
Speaker 6: suspect or a victim that we're dealing with, we can't
Speaker 6: give out our email just pull out a knife.
Speaker 5: I was like, you've got a bad john.
Speaker 6: I could guess the formatting, like let's say he's Dave Smith,
Speaker 6: d Smith at New South Wales Police or some shit.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I could probably guess it. Or do you want me
Speaker 6: to go commit a crime so that I'm allowed to
Speaker 6: get your email? But he says to me, sorry, I
Speaker 6: thought you were bring it in on a USB. And
Speaker 6: I was like, who uses bs as well as printers?
Speaker 3: That's another one. That's another one. Who uses USBs?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: Who went out of UNI? Out of school?
Speaker 6: And also most computers don't have a USB port anymore exactly.
Speaker 6: And so this police officer says, there's a library next door,
Speaker 6: go print your interim license there.
Speaker 5: Oh god, It's like fine.
Speaker 6: I went to the library and I said, Hi, no,
Speaker 6: I'm not a member, No I'm not interested in joining.
Speaker 6: I just needed you to do me a solid hunt
Speaker 6: and just print this friggin interim license for me. I
Speaker 6: fought her the email and she goes, how am I
Speaker 6: supposed to know that this is.
Speaker 5: Actually your interim license. You could be this could be
Speaker 5: identity theft unless you have some ID to prove it's you.
Speaker 5: And I was like, I don't think you understand I
Speaker 5: don't have ID. That's the problem.
Speaker 6: That's why I'm here. It the biggest ordeal. And I
Speaker 6: nearly went to came out and bought a printer. But
Speaker 6: then what would I do with the basket?
Speaker 3: Exactly? Why would they even require you to print it?
Speaker 3: Are they stupid? Because it's just too difficult?
Speaker 5: Well, bearing in mind, this was like probably a week
Speaker 5: or two before they launched the digital licenses. Have you
Speaker 5: got yours yet? No?
Speaker 3: I haven't yet.
Speaker 5: You don't have a license?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 3: I'm on my learners. Okay, what do.
Speaker 5: You do with someone id's You do? Give them your learners?
Speaker 6: Yes, well look I've got I've got the app ready,
Speaker 6: oh face ID driver's license.
Speaker 5: I can now just bring it up on here. He
Speaker 5: looks so little, I know.
Speaker 6: That was like, that was like, oh twenty sixteen. See
Speaker 6: now Service New South Wales are getting with the times.
Speaker 5: They've got an app.
Speaker 3: I like how the background moved? So yeah, I screenshot
Speaker 3: it exactly, very clever Oh here he is this dexcited
Speaker 3: to show up.
Speaker 5: Now we're on. We started the show without you. No,
Speaker 5: we didn't.
Speaker 1: Look it's not possible. No, we did. Why breath. We
Speaker 1: wouldn't remake the Mask without Jim Carrey, would you? That's
Speaker 1: what this is like.
Speaker 5: Well, Jenna just hijacked your origin. We were talking about Princess.
Speaker 1: We sponsored my office works all of a sudden. No,
Speaker 1: it'd be great, wouldn't it.
Speaker 5: It would actually been really good.
Speaker 1: We all got on the desk side.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know what I'm doing over there.
Speaker 1: You really don't need me, do you? No, hold on
Speaker 1: a second.
Speaker 5: Teach you to be late again.
Speaker 1: I told you that I was X amount of minutes late.
Speaker 5: You told me you were ten away one hour and
Speaker 5: ten minutes ago.
Speaker 1: Well, the bushfires, all right, it's very smoky out there.
Speaker 1: I fel like an Atlantic semon being smoked. I'm so
Speaker 1: I'm water. All I did was run up a fight
Speaker 1: to stay.
Speaker 5: Oh you poor thing. Well, Jenna and I were coping
Speaker 5: defined without you. To be honest, where are.
Speaker 1: We up to? Who's have you done? Your origin?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: She she kicked off with her, and you wudn't.
Speaker 1: Sound effect and everything? Well, I can I give you
Speaker 1: my two is not needed?
Speaker 5: No, I think we've exhausted this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, So should I just do my job a president?
Speaker 2: The button?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 6: Just me?
Speaker 5: A board game's no good?
Speaker 1: Oh I'm partial to a board game. I love them.
Speaker 5: You do strike me as a board gamer.
Speaker 1: Actually, the first fight me and Hayden ever got into
Speaker 1: was on a board game. Not on a board game.
Speaker 1: We went on a giant version of Monopoly. We were
Speaker 1: playing Monopoly with the family, and it was our first
Speaker 1: genuine fight.
Speaker 6: How long into the relationship with this that you decided
Speaker 6: to say, hey, babe, come play monopoly with the family.
Speaker 1: It would have been like a maybe four months in
Speaker 1: maybe more, maybe maybe six. It was just shy of
Speaker 1: six actually, so to be around yeah five.
Speaker 5: I hope to never be at that point in a
Speaker 5: relationship to.
Speaker 1: Play monopoly with the family.
Speaker 5: That sounds like the worst time ever.
Speaker 1: It's bonding with the family, so it's good for them
Speaker 1: to get to know the family, but it's horrific for
Speaker 1: your personal love.
Speaker 5: It's exactly what was the fight about.
Speaker 1: Well, he was being a right little bitch. Hey, you
Speaker 1: know what he did? So I was doing quite well
Speaker 1: because I'm quite good at game, especially when I've got
Speaker 1: my little sister from that can manipulated. I'm like, give
Speaker 1: me some of that money and I'll give you the
Speaker 1: train station, and she doesn't know what it means. I
Speaker 1: had like one of the yellow, two of the pink,
Speaker 1: and one of the red or two of the reds,
Speaker 1: so all I need was it was the one of
Speaker 1: each and I would have been able to buy start
Speaker 1: putting hotels up. I had two of the three properties
Speaker 1: on the you know, corresponding colors, but he had the
Speaker 1: ones for every other property.
Speaker 3: So all I needed to do no, I don't either.
Speaker 1: So in monopoly, you've got like this.
Speaker 5: I didn't ask me, explained. I just wanted to get to.
Speaker 1: The car well the people that are listening and playment off.
Speaker 1: You get it. So I had two of the three
Speaker 1: red for example, and he had the other one red
Speaker 1: that I needed. So I'm like, hi, I'd like to
Speaker 1: offer you this much money for the red, well over
Speaker 1: asking price, and he'd go, no, I don't want you
Speaker 1: to ever be able to put a hotel up, so
Speaker 1: I'm never selling you these.
Speaker 5: After he was sabotaging you.
Speaker 1: Correct on purpose, and I'm like, what the fuck. And
Speaker 1: then every one of the family.
Speaker 5: And you were in front of his family, or he
Speaker 5: was in front of your.
Speaker 1: My family, and they were laughing and they were enjoying
Speaker 1: his bits. So he came because he was getting brownie
Speaker 1: points with my family but losing them very quick with
Speaker 1: his lover. And he had a massive fight after and
Speaker 1: I think I ended up what happened in the fight. Ah,
Speaker 1: we had a I'm like, I'm like, no, I said
Speaker 1: the bitch you see. I'm like, well, mom and dad
Speaker 1: are seeing your true colors finally. And then he's like,
Speaker 1: he's like, what do you mean? And I'm like, you know.
Speaker 1: And then mom and Dad's like, why don't we take
Speaker 1: a break. I'm like, why don't you just roll the
Speaker 1: fucking dice? Michelle, Oh wow. Yeah. It was intense and
Speaker 1: then we went to bed after him. We didn't talk
Speaker 1: for a while.
Speaker 2: We did see.
Speaker 5: This is what I'm saying. It always goes that way.
Speaker 6: Either it's really unfulfilling and no one is enjoying it,
Speaker 6: or everyone gets so into it that it just means
Speaker 6: that everyone's fighting. Everyone starts fighting over the rules, everyone
Speaker 6: has different understandings. Don't even get me started on the
Speaker 6: whole draw Forth thing. And you know everyone always argues
Speaker 6: about that, what is.
Speaker 1: The rule with that? If you put four down, you
Speaker 1: cannot put another four on it?
Speaker 5: I say, you freaking can't really go for your damn life.
Speaker 6: It's actually makes I can make someone draw sixteen if
Speaker 6: I fucking like, have you done that?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 6: I have really, And then like i'd know, my sister
Speaker 6: will bring one of her friends home, some rat will.
Speaker 5: Be like, no, no, you can't do that, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: get out of my house. And this is the thing.
Speaker 6: It's coming up to the holiday season, and for some reason,
Speaker 6: this seems to be my families go to whenever we're
Speaker 6: bored over Christmas, New Year period. And I just can't
Speaker 6: be bothered. Like I'm exhausted at the thought.
Speaker 5: Of let's play pictionary.
Speaker 6: I just sit there at the table and I feel restless,
Speaker 6: and I feel like it's just not comfy and I'm
Speaker 6: just like, oh, having to be still, and like I
Speaker 6: just hate it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very anxiety.
Speaker 3: In Jude, that sounds amazing.
Speaker 5: It's shit.
Speaker 3: Family won't ever play board games with me?
Speaker 1: Really, No, the two wealthy the idea are board games
Speaker 1: was just you know stocks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no betting on the ponies.
Speaker 1: Let's invest in doubt, Judge, good move, Auntie Jane, we
Speaker 1: should invest in oil. Jenna's like, who wants to play
Speaker 1: sketch glories? Shut up, Jenna?
Speaker 3: Why are they British?
Speaker 1: I don't know, very wealthy in British.
Speaker 6: But you know, the funny thing is that I got
Speaker 6: a bit of comfort out of the fact that it's
Speaker 6: not just ordinary families like my own stuck doing this shit.
Speaker 6: Even the Kardashians in a recent episode were bored out
Speaker 6: of their brains because they were too polite to tell
Speaker 6: Kanye West that they were not enjoying his fucking game.
Speaker 6: He apparently invented some game of his own where you like,
Speaker 6: circle all the positive words.
Speaker 5: In the dictionary. I've got a little grab for you.
Speaker 5: Take a listen. Morning, you'll feel dumber after listening to this,
Speaker 5: I can go.
Speaker 8: Kanye always wants people to be more positive, so he
Speaker 8: came up with this little dictionary game. We like, pick
Speaker 8: a page in the dictionary and everyone has to underline
Speaker 8: the positive words. Okay, did anyone highlight Beryl?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Burd I did?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 3: Know?
Speaker 1: So why didn't you?
Speaker 2: I thought it was a nice practice.
Speaker 8: Yes, but it's handy. But it could also introduce so
Speaker 8: many negative things at the same time.
Speaker 2: I put basic, I didn't put basic. Yeah, why did
Speaker 2: you put basic?
Speaker 3: It's like a basic.
Speaker 2: You're not wrong or right.
Speaker 5: I just want to know why this always sparks these
Speaker 5: kind of conversations people get into.
Speaker 1: Like parents that there's a fire board game, like when
Speaker 1: you're a board that's a board game.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 5: Cringe, cringe, cringe.
Speaker 1: He needs mental help. I love how I just laugh
Speaker 1: him off. This is a fire board game. True, we
Speaker 1: love you like they justlicate.
Speaker 2: I just hate it.
Speaker 6: I'm so not looking forward to having to politely say no.
Speaker 6: I'd rather not not because I'm not interested in bonding.
Speaker 6: But I just it's just such a shit way of bonding.
Speaker 1: What's your families go to other than you?
Speaker 6: No more monopolies scrabble. We also have this one. Have
Speaker 6: you ever heard of?
Speaker 1: Fuck? Hold on?
Speaker 5: What's it called? Let me remember? Boulder Dash?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what's Bolderdash? Again?
Speaker 5: I can't remember. I think it's just about bullshitting yeah.
Speaker 1: Game.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's basically it is. It is a skill test
Speaker 6: of like who's the most convincing liar?
Speaker 1: You would be great, yeah, I would be just boulderedash
Speaker 1: this entire podcast. Every week. I got Cards against Humanity
Speaker 1: one Christmas. Remember when that was all the craze.
Speaker 6: Can I just say, people who are still enthusiastic about
Speaker 6: Cards against Humanity, fuck you, Like it's so old and
Speaker 6: they're not funny anymore.
Speaker 1: No, they're not, and they've dated poorly. I think we're
Speaker 1: pasted all that very anyway. Yeah, we bought that. In
Speaker 1: every Christmas up, they're like, let's relive the gold days
Speaker 1: and play Cards against Humanity. I'm like, no, No, you've
Speaker 1: had such a big meal and you've had your pavel over.
Speaker 1: I love board games at Christmas time. Now, I just
Speaker 1: want to sit back when I relax, had a fuck year.
Speaker 1: I just want to chill out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. And you know how some people do try
Speaker 5: and relive the old days.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Like my sister will be like, oh, Mitch, can
Speaker 6: you help me connect the PlayStation two? I want to
Speaker 6: play things done or just dance on the Nintendo Wii.
Speaker 6: And I'm like, we don't need to relive the glory
Speaker 6: days because I can drink.
Speaker 5: Now. I couldn't do that.
Speaker 1: Then prescription for medicine that will make me sleepy. I'll
Speaker 1: be taking it you're listening to? Is it just me
Speaker 1: a podcast? A couple of mitches?
Speaker 6: You know another thing that I hate about the holiday season. Fortunately,
Speaker 6: my family don't push this agenda. It's everyone outside my
Speaker 6: family that seems to theemed costumes.
Speaker 1: Yes, at Christmas.
Speaker 6: Yeah, our Christmas party for work, the theme is a
Speaker 6: touch of sparkle. I thought that just meant like a
Speaker 6: touch of sparkle. But no, everyone's going all out. I
Speaker 6: was just gonna wear my converses with sequence, is everybody
Speaker 6: you would go?
Speaker 1: Actually thought about that.
Speaker 3: Everybody's going all out? Yeah, Oh, I was just gonna
Speaker 3: wear a sparkle.
Speaker 5: There you go, that's all something of sparkle.
Speaker 1: I've got nothing. I've got a sparkly bow tie.
Speaker 5: Oh well, okay, you and I will be the underdressed ones.
Speaker 5: That's so fine.
Speaker 1: Then I'm not doing anything. I literally have nothing planned.
Speaker 6: But also, the New Year's Eve party that I'm going
Speaker 6: to has an equally cringe theme.
Speaker 1: Is that the kiss one?
Speaker 5: Yes, I've got no idea. What I'm supposed to dress
Speaker 5: as Carnival?
Speaker 1: Is that Carnivar? What does it mean?
Speaker 5: I'm not going out and buying some carnival rubbish?
Speaker 2: What is Carnival.
Speaker 6: I literally I don't know. I haven't even looked into it,
Speaker 6: but I'm already dreading it.
Speaker 5: But you always get into Halloween like you're you're a
Speaker 5: bit of a costume. You always get into it.
Speaker 1: I love what it's justified. I've been as Kim john Own,
Speaker 1: which I've realized was a bad idea, and I've sort
Speaker 1: of blocked that out. That's probably not appropriate anymore, so
Speaker 1: the photos have been deleted. M and I have gone
Speaker 1: as or Strawberry. There's a massive epidemic in Australia where
Speaker 1: some bastard was putting needles in Strawberry.
Speaker 5: That's right, And you went as a Strawberry with a
Speaker 5: needle thing. That was a good one.
Speaker 6: But I just couldn't believe the amount of effort you
Speaker 6: went to. When someone adds a theme to a party,
Speaker 6: I'm like, fuck you, You've just created an errand for me.
Speaker 5: People that go above and.
Speaker 6: Beyond for costumes, I've never understood them, Like Halloween, Christmas
Speaker 6: parties and years and none of it.
Speaker 1: I'm not looking forward to a couple of kiddies and
Speaker 1: some masca and not even that I'm a kiddy, not
Speaker 1: even that.
Speaker 5: If I don't already own it. It's not happening. That's
Speaker 5: part of a costume. I'msy, I ever done that.
Speaker 1: I'm Mitchell Kims, not a little pussy.
Speaker 3: Why didn't you go this sparkly pussy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it goes a sparkly pussy.
Speaker 6: I've just spent the last like what feels like five
Speaker 6: minutes explaining that I don't like costumes and ship Why
Speaker 6: are you know giving ideas?
Speaker 5: I don't want to pick because it's far.
Speaker 1: I will help you make it, and I'll help you
Speaker 1: in best dressed.
Speaker 5: I'm like, is there a best dress at our Christmas party?
Speaker 1: There will be in your body? Better believe I'll win it.
Speaker 5: Oh well, then I wouldn't want to waste your time
Speaker 5: and attention like you just do that. You didn't work
Speaker 5: on your coffe.
Speaker 1: I'm multitasking. I'm my frand tann from a queer eye.
Speaker 1: I can help and I can do myself anyway.
Speaker 5: It's look you you spoke to do a leeper recently.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to move this along.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: This was actually crazy. I was following to Hamilton Island
Speaker 1: by Warner Music Australia and they reached out that like
Speaker 1: do a leaper is in town for don't start now.
Speaker 1: She's got the new album coming out, Future Nostalgia. She'll
Speaker 1: be in Hamilton Island, and she just wants to do
Speaker 1: press in Hamilton.
Speaker 5: Simple yes would have sufficed. But sure story you spoke
Speaker 5: to recently? Yes, I haven't.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I'm a bad friend. I haven't actually listened
Speaker 6: to it yet. So you were going to play it
Speaker 6: for us here right?
Speaker 1: The chat? Yeah? Then I've got some stuff to talk
Speaker 1: about after it.
Speaker 5: So do I I've got a bone to pick a few
Speaker 5: about this interview me. Yeah, have you heard it now?
Speaker 5: I haven't heard the interview, but there's something else.
Speaker 1: About the whole event.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, but I heard that you were saying that
Speaker 5: you were worried that she hates you, because it's something
Speaker 5: you said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, not she hated me. I was worried. It
Speaker 1: didn't start off. I made a joke that did not
Speaker 1: land anyway. I'll explain it all after a roll the interview.
Speaker 1: I'm hearing it. Hello, Hi, how are we?
Speaker 2: I'm really good?
Speaker 1: This rubbish? Where we are?
Speaker 2: I know it's terrible awful.
Speaker 1: I mean, let's paint a picture. I think I saw
Speaker 1: a sea turtle just beneath our feet before was stunning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the water is so clear for clear.
Speaker 1: We're in Hamilton Island. I mean, look at us. Go
Speaker 1: I know you're Yesterday I was in my hotel room.
Speaker 1: I was trying to geo locate where you were. I'm like,
Speaker 1: can I go find do a leaperr and swim out
Speaker 1: to you? But no, you would not have worked. Very
Speaker 1: excited to have you. How are you feeling so the
Speaker 1: time of this recording, you've done AMAS, hopped on a plane,
Speaker 1: then you went to Arias a Night of Nights. How
Speaker 1: did that happen?
Speaker 2: Is that like a slogan for it, the Night of Nights?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's our Like.
Speaker 2: I feel like people say that a lot, the Arias
Speaker 2: the Night of Nights. I'm like, wow, well we don't.
Speaker 1: Have much else.
Speaker 4: We have.
Speaker 1: Arias is our Grammys, and then the logis is our
Speaker 1: Golden Globes. Cool and we only have the two and
Speaker 1: then we get like a big star every year and
Speaker 1: you were the star. Talk to me about that. So
Speaker 1: you had AMAS. The performance was incredible?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Do you do the same chorry for every show.
Speaker 4: We've for this song, we've been making it a thing. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but we just kind of modify it for every performance
Speaker 4: depending on the stage, and we just change it up
Speaker 4: a little bit. But yeah, it's the same choreography. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's almost like because we didn't really do choreography for
Speaker 4: the music video. The music video was very like free
Speaker 4: form and fun, kind of like a crazy night out,
Speaker 4: but the choreography just was like it brought like a
Speaker 4: new dimension to the song and was really fun to
Speaker 4: do it because it's very like disco orientated, and so
Speaker 4: it was only right to just have an ongoing choreography part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Amas on a plane, two arias and now you're here.
Speaker 1: You did Sunrise this morning. Yeah, it was a pleasure
Speaker 1: to watch you. It was crazy.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Are you exhausted?
Speaker 2: Do you know what? I'm all right.
Speaker 4: Actually waking up at three am bizarrely was okay because
Speaker 4: of the jet.
Speaker 2: Lag, like it was like midday in London.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, So I'm feeling I'm feeling very okay with
Speaker 4: the cycle. Yeah, so it's it's good. Yeah, I'm more
Speaker 4: off to Tokyo tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Fun. Are you missing home?
Speaker 4: I've only just started my trip abroad. Of course I
Speaker 4: always miss like my family and my friends, but it's
Speaker 4: all worth it. I'm so happy to get to do
Speaker 4: what I what I.
Speaker 1: Love when don't start now. Before it came out, I
Speaker 1: got an email from Grace from your label, and she
Speaker 1: was like, we want you to hear the song, and
Speaker 1: like at the radio station, I'm like, I'm just a nobody,
Speaker 1: you know, like like a shitkicker. So they're like, we
Speaker 1: want you to hear the song. No, it's true. It
Speaker 1: is true. Like I was cleaning the basement of the
Speaker 1: radio station a year ago, now on the air with you,
Speaker 1: So I pinched myself moment.
Speaker 2: I love them. They're so good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was mitched the coffee bitch.
Speaker 4: So I I think everyone's got to start somewhere. But
Speaker 4: it's amazing and inspiring that you've done that.
Speaker 2: Should be so happy.
Speaker 1: I made a vanilla latte for Fifth Harmony once, but
Speaker 1: I didn't have any vanilla, so I put eight sugars
Speaker 1: in each and they were like, we'll get it. We'll
Speaker 1: get a vanilla lati please. I'm like, no worries can
Speaker 1: do And they pumped it with sugar and they did
Speaker 1: not know the difference. You got to make it work.
Speaker 5: I'm dying, I know.
Speaker 1: When I watched YouTube tutorials and how a froth milk
Speaker 1: was you know you maybe.
Speaker 2: That's what I mean. It's like you make do with
Speaker 2: what you've got.
Speaker 1: You got a hush exactly right. And they said we
Speaker 1: want you to hit the song, and I was like, okay, great.
Speaker 1: So what they did was they put someone in a taxi.
Speaker 1: They sent them to work with a UI boom. We
Speaker 1: sat in like a broom closet so no one else
Speaker 1: could hear, and then we put the volume on like six,
Speaker 1: and like, okay, so this is the song. No one
Speaker 1: can hear it, but we're playing it to you so
Speaker 1: you can talk about it on the show when it
Speaker 1: comes out. I'm like, great, we played it on volume three,
Speaker 1: so we both had to lean into this UI boom
Speaker 1: and then we're bopping our heads along and then we
Speaker 1: hit a cow bell and then we just stop. I mean,
Speaker 1: the cow bell just stops the nation. Now I know
Speaker 1: everyone's going to be asking you about the cow bell,
Speaker 1: but I want to know was it a literal cow bell,
Speaker 1: like a real one or was it like a button
Speaker 1: affect cow bell?
Speaker 2: Do you know what are you'd have to ask Ian.
Speaker 4: He's the one who went in into like the production
Speaker 4: for it, so I have to ask the mastermind, but
Speaker 4: I have a good feeling it's a real one because
Speaker 4: Ian loves to keep really crazy instruments around.
Speaker 1: Right, So you never actually saw a literal cow bell.
Speaker 2: I didn't see the literal.
Speaker 1: I was hoping there was a cow bell and an
Speaker 1: action from dub a leaper and we'd see it.
Speaker 2: It was actually me doing the cow bell.
Speaker 1: We love the song. How do you feel is that?
Speaker 1: I feel like you can just make that the album.
Speaker 1: Just put that on ten times.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Don't you feel proud of the song?
Speaker 4: I'm really I'm really proud of it. I'm really proud
Speaker 4: of the album in general. It's it's a lot of
Speaker 4: fun and I feel like I've grown so much as
Speaker 4: an artist, and I'm just excited for you guys.
Speaker 2: They here the rest of the music.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and when are we getting it? A couple of days, right,
Speaker 1: the title?
Speaker 4: The title comes in December first, and then album comes
Speaker 4: next year, right, and then I'll be releasing music until then.
Speaker 1: You'll be touring with the album next year? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: around the world, Yes, absolutely, me down under.
Speaker 2: Of course.
Speaker 1: You'll be here for Marti.
Speaker 2: Grass I will be here for Martin will be fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god. This year I was on a float,
Speaker 1: not intentionally. I wasn't meant to be on a float,
Speaker 1: and I was filler. They're like, get on the float
Speaker 1: because the stars aren't here of the of the radio
Speaker 1: show I work at and they never turned up, so
Speaker 1: they will like, just go, just start the float. So
Speaker 1: I was on Oxford Street on the parade on this
Speaker 1: giant set of headphones as afloat. Everyone's like who is
Speaker 1: that guy? Or just waving.
Speaker 5: It was great.
Speaker 1: Marti Gras in Sydney is the best in the world.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to wait.
Speaker 2: I absolutely can't wait. It's gonna be a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: Was that something that crossed your mind as a maybe
Speaker 1: or you're like, no, I.
Speaker 4: Have to do I know when I got asked to
Speaker 4: do it, I was like absolutely, yes, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Do you have Marti gra in the UK? Do
Speaker 1: is it pride?
Speaker 2: We have? We have pride? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have pride, which is really fun. I mean
Speaker 4: there's pride all over England. Yeah, but I've never done
Speaker 4: Mardi Gras.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like it's crazy, You'll have so much fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: The queen fan base love you. You're like an icon.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: They really sort of latch onto you and your music.
Speaker 1: I think the disco vibe has always been like thank you,
Speaker 1: quite queer, and I love the music. I think you
Speaker 1: just a disco queen like that. That's where you are.
Speaker 2: I'll take it in mind.
Speaker 4: I'm excited about the whole new disco. I just feel
Speaker 4: like I haven't really heard it so much on the radio,
Speaker 4: and that's why I just wanted to play around with
Speaker 4: different sounds and I'm grateful for the response and happy
Speaker 4: happy to do.
Speaker 1: That's how I feel when I played on Start Now
Speaker 1: on the radio, it doesn't sound like anything that we have.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Like it stands out. We're playing it on loop.
Speaker 1: It's one of those songs that will play every hour
Speaker 1: and people are like, oh, it's douly, but we'll get
Speaker 1: away with it. We're playing your song every hour and dance,
Speaker 1: monkey tones and eye have you heard that?
Speaker 4: So off?
Speaker 2: Course I've had how cool?
Speaker 5: Is that? So good?
Speaker 4: And it's just a feel good track. So yeah, And
Speaker 4: she picked up a bunch of awards at the Area.
Speaker 1: Yeah she did she now the Yeah she did best
Speaker 1: Pop Release. I think she was busking in Barren Bay,
Speaker 1: which is close to you, close to Hamilton, like a
Speaker 1: year ago a busker. I'm okay, now, thank you so
Speaker 1: much for hanging out.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: It's been amazing. They can't wait for the hourbu yes,
Speaker 1: me too. I feel like I want to ye into
Speaker 1: the ether and just yell out Hamilton. Should we do
Speaker 1: it with me? Okay? What should I say?
Speaker 2: I know? What did you want to say?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just am feeling the energy. I'm
Speaker 1: getting a very you don't want to scream?
Speaker 2: No, I want to what you do?
Speaker 1: All right, we'll just say Australia loves do.
Speaker 2: Well, that would be weird for me.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, why don't we say stream don't start now? Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: that's good, right, get a plug in the labels? Happy
Speaker 1: with that? All right? I'm three. We're gonta countdown?
Speaker 2: How loud we go?
Speaker 1: Will all scream it? But you can just do that.
Speaker 1: You know you've got to save your vocals, So just
Speaker 1: go stream don't start now into the ether or at
Speaker 1: Hamilton Island overlooking the ocean on three one two three?
Speaker 1: Myth do aleper stream don't start now? That was so
Speaker 1: good that was loud that I thought you did well.
Speaker 1: I just whispered it may not stream, don't start now.
Speaker 2: I couldn't. I couldn't leave you hanging like that.
Speaker 1: No, you couldn't with as mr moment with your nails.
Speaker 1: That'll be fun. Stream don't.
Speaker 9: But thank you so much, thank you that last She
Speaker 9: really yeah, not that she sounded like she didn't like
Speaker 9: you at the start, but she warmed up to you
Speaker 9: by the end, like you guys are having fun.
Speaker 5: I was good on you.
Speaker 1: She likes you. Yeah, by the end, we were having
Speaker 1: real fun. To get her to yell off. You should
Speaker 1: have seen it. The photos are on. Actually, we'll put
Speaker 1: one up on igym.
Speaker 5: You will, but I'll do it.
Speaker 6: If it's not there, it's because we're relying on Mitche's button.
Speaker 1: And I got it. A yell off the balcony. We'll
Speaker 1: put the footag jup. I'll put the footag jump And
Speaker 1: I was surprised that happened. She kind of looked at
Speaker 1: her label. There was about twenty people off camera. There
Speaker 1: were twenty. There were two makeup people, there were the
Speaker 1: label people. There was a manager. There was two security guards.
Speaker 5: I'd hate that.
Speaker 1: It was intense and I was a bit thrown, So
Speaker 1: I think that's what happened at the start of the interview,
Speaker 1: but it was great by the end.
Speaker 6: So why were you worried that she hated you? You
Speaker 6: said that you were worried that you offended her, but
Speaker 6: there was nothing offensive in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, so I made a joke before the MIC's
Speaker 1: were rolling. It was sort of I sat down.
Speaker 5: She wasn't in it.
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't in the interviewer. It was while everyone
Speaker 1: was setting up around us. So I was there sitting there,
Speaker 1: and I didn't just want to sit there like this
Speaker 1: hello before the interview, I wanted to hate. Sure, it's
Speaker 1: the nice all goodbye, it's I'm like, I'll make a
Speaker 1: joke and I'll warm it up. So I'd been on
Speaker 1: Hamilton Island for like twelve hours and it's beautiful. It's
Speaker 1: so nice, but as soon as it hits six o'clock,
Speaker 1: it's almost like no one is there, and then all
Speaker 1: these bats appear as the sun setting, people leave the island.
Speaker 1: There's nowhere to eat dinner after six o'clock but one restaurant,
Speaker 1: Like you've got no choice. That is Hamilton Island in
Speaker 1: a nutshell. So I'm sitting opposite to a lipa and
Speaker 1: I go, oh, dud, how beautiful is Hamilton Island? So
Speaker 1: it's so nice, it's absolutely stood in a love it
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, but don't you get like weird
Speaker 1: North Korean vibes from the place? And then she's like
Speaker 1: and I was like, yeah, after six o'clock, no one's anywhere.
Speaker 1: And then you can't eat here, you can't eat there.
Speaker 1: You gotta ride around on golf buggies. It's like it's
Speaker 1: run by Kim Jungle and the buildings are big. And
Speaker 1: she looks at the people and she's like, right, let's
Speaker 1: not maybe, let's stop this. Oh, And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, you're right, you're right here and wait to start.
Speaker 1: But you're on a boat. You're on a yacht and
Speaker 1: looked beautiful and she's like right, and I'm like, fuck,
Speaker 1: I'm ruined it.
Speaker 5: She think you were recording, yes, and this was my
Speaker 5: bit with a North Korea joke.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And it did not didn't help that you just
Speaker 6: told a story that you addresses Kim John John but
Speaker 6: not not ideal.
Speaker 5: Not she didn't witch out that boat and're like, I
Speaker 5: do a great impression.
Speaker 1: No, so it almost tanked, but I won her over
Speaker 1: by making a yell yeah.
Speaker 5: No, she loved you by the end you could tell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. We got along like a house on fire,
Speaker 1: and she gave me a kiss and and she's like
Speaker 1: joined to an instant story and I'm like, yeah, so the.
Speaker 5: Fact that she that is good. Actually they never offer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really nice and like if you watch,
Speaker 1: she's like all over me and cuddling. So she we
Speaker 1: were great friends by the end. But I think she
Speaker 1: got my stick, which is kind of like I'm a
Speaker 1: goofy one, right, and she sort.
Speaker 5: Of that that's clear to everyone. Let me disassure you,
Speaker 5: but hold on, we don't hide it.
Speaker 1: Well, no, no, you said you have an issue with
Speaker 1: the interview though, right.
Speaker 5: No, no, the interview, no issue with that at all.
Speaker 5: But I just thought it was strange. And this is
Speaker 5: not a dig at you.
Speaker 6: It's just a dig at lots of people that do
Speaker 6: the same thing that you were all over social media
Speaker 6: being like, oh, do a leaper is co hosting with me?
Speaker 6: I just think that the general public know the difference
Speaker 6: between an interview and someone co hosting, Like she wasn't
Speaker 6: co hosting.
Speaker 5: You were talking to her about her new song for
Speaker 5: her own commercial game.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: When I hear co hosting, I think somebody's sitting at
Speaker 4: a panel with somebody else, And.
Speaker 6: Like imagine Koshi just interviewing Samantha Armotage for three hours.
Speaker 6: Like that's not what that's not what co hosting is.
Speaker 1: But that's what you and do it.
Speaker 5: Did I know was co hosting with me? Oh, I
Speaker 5: had the perfect guest co hosted the year you spoke
Speaker 5: to her for seven minutes. It's not just you that
Speaker 5: does it. I see people in radio do it.
Speaker 2: All the time.
Speaker 6: It's like, oh, tomorrow morning, Michelle Bridge's co host with
Speaker 6: Buzz and gang Bang on the Rock.
Speaker 5: Like, no, she's not.
Speaker 6: She's gonna talk about her ship book. She's not co hosting.
Speaker 6: It's the opposite. Such a difference between being interviewed and
Speaker 6: co hosting.
Speaker 1: Very true. Matt Preston co hosting with Trevor.
Speaker 5: And Tom is Julie Goodwin. Actually she is the oh
Speaker 5: Julie Goodwin you remember her for Master Chef she won
Speaker 5: first year.
Speaker 6: She hosts a radio show and she they full name
Speaker 6: her because she's famous. But her co host clearly has
Speaker 6: this radio name that he's.
Speaker 5: Not willing to let go his rabbit. So the show
Speaker 5: is Rabbit and Julie Goodwin.
Speaker 1: Literally sounds like something. It sounds so weird.
Speaker 5: Pairing a full name with an animal. It's like, oh,
Speaker 5: Spider and Denise, Greg and Cassawery, Margaret and Tarantula in
Speaker 5: the morning, Wait.
Speaker 1: Cout with what? And Wendy.
Speaker 3: Man High and Beryl.
Speaker 1: No, it is a radio trope though. That's what we
Speaker 1: do because it makes it sound bigger than it is.
Speaker 5: And she was, she was, So you're setting people up
Speaker 5: for disappointing for.
Speaker 1: That hour, it was Doer and I on the show.
Speaker 5: So are you saying that if I titled this podcast
Speaker 5: do a Liper co hosts?
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: That wouldn't be clickbait.
Speaker 1: No, because normally, when you have an interview, you give
Speaker 1: it three minutes on the radio and you're done.
Speaker 5: What interview? You listening to my show? That might be
Speaker 5: the rule for ding Baton Marie Bostht interviews go for
Speaker 5: like fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Rad did you grab a Michael have a driv Dashington name?
Speaker 5: Sorry, we're getting side.
Speaker 1: This is just awful. I'm trying to think of exotic animals.
Speaker 1: Yeah to Canon Terrence for the three pm pick up.
Speaker 5: Oh God, Rabbit and Julie Goodman and I can't make it.
Speaker 1: Now And I listened to the other day, Margaret what
Speaker 1: I listened to that new Nelly and the now Wall Show.
Speaker 1: It's phenomenal.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, spur Way on side, Louise and Ladybug.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful little show.
Speaker 3: Pellican and Belinda.
Speaker 1: That's funny. Holy fuck.
Speaker 5: Oh Jenna, Oh, Jenna Dingo and Delilah. I forgot what
Speaker 5: we were talking about.
Speaker 1: Dylie but co hosting. Yeah, look, she she didn't call us,
Speaker 1: but she I had dedicated an hour to her and
Speaker 1: we played five of her songs.
Speaker 6: So hang on, hang on, hang on. How did you
Speaker 6: spread that seven minute interview across an hour? I made
Speaker 6: it work, Jenna, what's seven sixty divided by seven?
Speaker 3: That's a good question. Let's say do it, Jen eight
Speaker 3: point fifty seven.
Speaker 6: Imagine being a dou a Leaper fan just being like, fuck, man,
Speaker 6: stop giving it to me. In sprinkles, You're like cancel
Speaker 6: and sprinkling crumbs.
Speaker 1: There was one point where you would have just heard
Speaker 1: her then where I asked her about the cow bell
Speaker 1: and you're like that, don't in the song. I'm like,
Speaker 1: where did the cow bell come from? Was it a
Speaker 1: literal cow bell? Was there a cow in studio?
Speaker 5: Like? Is it we just heard it?
Speaker 1: I know, just from my own memory. And she gave
Speaker 1: me the answer and she's like, yeah, it was actually
Speaker 1: and I cut it on there. Oh if you want
Speaker 1: to hear if it was real, stick around. I'll play
Speaker 1: the rest in fifteen minutes. Literally cut the poor bitch
Speaker 1: off mid breath.
Speaker 3: The answer for that is, how is that co hosting?
Speaker 3: Like I I sect you were to be like coming
Speaker 3: up on Mitch Till Midnight.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly, that's not co hosting.
Speaker 1: Well, at least I've got a radio show.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: I thought that was gonna have more of an impact
Speaker 1: than I did.
Speaker 5: I'm not jealous.
Speaker 6: I'm happy for you. Thank you well done on your interview.
Speaker 6: You know what, I think you're completely misleading your audience
Speaker 6: by saying that she was a co host.
Speaker 5: But that's not just you. Everyone does that.
Speaker 1: So many people said to me, hey, congratulations on that
Speaker 1: door interview, and I'm like, I've done it before. I've
Speaker 1: had Jess Malbot on the phone multiple times.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you had it on the phone. We put it
Speaker 5: as a bonus episode of this podcast.
Speaker 1: This is my second time speaking to do a Leper.
Speaker 1: Many other people Kelly Rowland, guys, to bast.
Speaker 5: Who interview you've ever done?
Speaker 1: Quietly, I'm not going to say it. Anyone that comes
Speaker 1: through the doors of Mitch till midnight. I am blessed
Speaker 1: to have them.
Speaker 5: Well, this is what I don't understand.
Speaker 6: You can interview do a Leaper. You had love on
Speaker 6: the other week. You've got these big names on your show.
Speaker 6: All I ask for is a pitterly fucking that's a
Speaker 6: Amma ROSSI interview.
Speaker 5: Hold on, where is it?
Speaker 1: Hold on? I can finally announce what Look at this.
Speaker 1: I got a reply all good mate from who She's
Speaker 1: on the show next week. Bullshitans absolutely everybody fame yep.
Speaker 5: I did not think you were going to pull through.
Speaker 1: I pulled through. She canceled three times, but really actually
Speaker 1: yeah three times three times, but she didn't know what
Speaker 1: the podcast was. It was not like she got wind
Speaker 1: of what this trashy is.
Speaker 5: Fuck. No one teller, No one teller. We've got a week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look we have.
Speaker 6: We have quite a string of so many things could
Speaker 6: go wrong between now and next week, but.
Speaker 1: Currently it's me and it's you and it's Jenna. It's
Speaker 1: Vanessa and Rosi for the final show of twenty nineteen.
Speaker 5: Right, that's that's impressive.
Speaker 6: I actually just think that she's got really strong vocals,
Speaker 6: Like she's underrated.
Speaker 1: If you don't know who she is, or if you're
Speaker 1: an international listener, she's like she was Australia's golden child.
Speaker 5: You just said was you're not going even going well or.
Speaker 1: He's just canceled. She is Australia's golden child. But in
Speaker 1: her heyday she was like everyone was like Vanessa and
Speaker 1: Morosi is the shit.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and it's been a while since she's putting new
Speaker 6: music out and she's got a new album, Matt and
Speaker 6: I loved it. So I've been saying to you even
Speaker 6: on air on the cloud, I beg yours in this show,
Speaker 6: I've been saying, where the fuck's Vanessa Amirossi?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's got Hollow World out now.
Speaker 5: I think Hello World. That's not the Saddle Club themes song,
Speaker 5: it's Hello me, Hello World.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 6: Well, anyway, Vanessa Amorrossi on the show next week apparently,
Speaker 6: so tune in for that, guys.
Speaker 1: This is all riding on me for the final show
Speaker 1: of the year.
Speaker 5: Can you walk yourself into that? You should have said nothing.
Speaker 1: I should have promised it. Now I really just don't
Speaker 1: shut up, do I.
Speaker 5: I think I've just realized it's a problem.
Speaker 1: He's a problem.
Speaker 5: We should rap.
Speaker 1: It's definitely something that you're not My Cup of Coffee
Speaker 1: listeners miss about the girls. They just keep their trap shut.
Speaker 5: Next week on the show, the girls from Not My
Speaker 5: Cup of Tea, they're coming on.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm excited. We have a detention. I'm not gonna lie. Well,
Speaker 1: you had a show with him and it was mildly successful,
Speaker 1: and now you're here on a supremely successful show with
Speaker 1: the radio star. It's almost like, why would you go back?
Speaker 1: And I know you're not saying you would, but I mean,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: It's that's a jealous I'm not jealous, but so no,
Speaker 6: you're not. You're not the exy of the new One
Speaker 6: and you're jealous of my ex You need to touch babe.
Speaker 1: It's fine, but I don't miss them.
Speaker 3: Who's the radio star you're on with?
Speaker 1: I don't know really, because who's co hosting mar show
Speaker 1: with me tonight? Paulinie, she's not driving here though she's walking.
Speaker 6: Imagine if we did radio show names where you paired
Speaker 6: a name like has been pop Star, that would absolutely
Speaker 6: accept any radio gig with an item of food.
Speaker 5: I was just Sarah Marie and fingerbun wait cut with Paulini.
Speaker 3: And fig Cake, Derusian hash Brown.
Speaker 5: Oh god, we need to go but Newton Foe.
Speaker 6: Anyway, next week on the show, Vanessa and ROSSI like
Speaker 6: we said, we'll catch you then guys.
Speaker 1: Want to be fine, We'll see you then see you
Speaker 1: next week.
Speaker 7: Babe, Just don't forget to subscribe and leave a review
Speaker 7: on your podcast.
Speaker 5: Aub all right, welcome to ad Debrie, Welcome. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: Jenn And we were meant to do Jenna's young but
Speaker 5: we got carried a I know, we.
Speaker 1: Got carried away with her stupid names.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we did frog leg Lily.
Speaker 1: But I will just jump in quickly. Remember fune lines open,
Speaker 1: so it's not recording one.
Speaker 5: Sex Mars bar and Mary Magdalen's.
Speaker 1: That's funny, I will say, though, this is part of
Speaker 1: the show where you can phone in. The number is
Speaker 1: eight eight, nine sixty six or nine or two. That's
Speaker 1: the old I don't know whether Yeah, what's going about
Speaker 1: four three nine two do you reckon?
Speaker 5: We should still do Jenne's junk because I know that
Speaker 5: the rule in add brief? Oh fuck, I forgot to
Speaker 5: explain it to people.
Speaker 1: Explain it, go for it.
Speaker 5: Welcome to add Brief. It's our secret segment.
Speaker 6: The first half of the show is planned, and well
Speaker 6: we didn't plan half of that rubbish, but we put
Speaker 6: an effort to the first half of the show. The
Speaker 6: next half is just us rattling on aimlessly. We don't
Speaker 6: let we let our ad d run free. We don't
Speaker 6: say on track, we don't say focused. The rule usually
Speaker 6: is that we don't plan anything and it's totally unscripted.
Speaker 6: Is it breaking the rule if we do Jenne's junk
Speaker 6: because that's technically a planned segment.
Speaker 5: Oh we've done it before, right, Yeah, we've done it.
Speaker 1: I think we do it. The people love it. I
Speaker 1: have to do my part, all right. That says just
Speaker 1: something that I've created. I worked hand in hand with
Speaker 1: the text to get this up and running radio podcast. First,
Speaker 1: you can live tweet the show, and if you're listening live,
Speaker 1: just hit us a little tweet and we'll read it
Speaker 1: out on the air. None have come through. I'm a
Speaker 1: little bit shocked. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 5: That is strange, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Well, you know that's the technology. Sometimes it works as
Speaker 1: it's Oh my god, she said I loved your joke.
Speaker 1: Would love to see that Kim Jong un photo. No,
Speaker 1: do what that is in the archives? That's god, it's
Speaker 1: a notification from the North Korea. I'm on the black list.
Speaker 1: Let's do Jennie junk. It's very exciting tweeting if you
Speaker 1: want to hear it.
Speaker 5: Who's Oh my god, my favorite radio?
Speaker 3: So that is that's rabbit.
Speaker 1: He says, love the show boys. Thinks you're a boy
Speaker 1: again and again. That's the second time he's misgender. Did
Speaker 1: not on my watch or rabbits? Okay, so it's very exciting.
Speaker 1: Let's take a peek at Jenna's junk, shall we?
Speaker 6: If you hear haven't heard Jenna's junk before. It's basically
Speaker 6: all of our ship bits that we decided not to
Speaker 6: talk about because they weren't interesting enough. Jenna rummages through
Speaker 6: our trash.
Speaker 1: Apparently she's the grounds keeper, so it's a job. She's
Speaker 1: got those fingernails like a core machine at a Chinese restaurant.
Speaker 5: Come on, or they're like one of those cares that
Speaker 5: the skill tests them and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 5: I had that cherry right when it.
Speaker 1: Goes on and then let's it go Jenna's hand.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's move on.
Speaker 1: We have gyms at the start of every show.
Speaker 6: These are ones that didn't make it the juke because
Speaker 6: between the two of us we just thought, no, I'm
Speaker 6: not going to talk about that.
Speaker 5: Put it in the trash. Gen rummages through and brings
Speaker 5: it back like a bloody boomerang.
Speaker 3: That's right, I do so, Jenna, go to the bin please, Okay,
Speaker 3: heading to the bin.
Speaker 1: People aren't dumb. Go go to the gym. Police the gym.
Speaker 5: Oh what a Freudian slip that was, Jenna. I think
Speaker 5: he's saying that you've got a bit port.
Speaker 1: How rude?
Speaker 5: Have you heard about Have you heard about the pot?
Speaker 5: It said to the kettle.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, Jenna, I'm so sorry. Sorry. Go just
Speaker 1: go to the bin, please.
Speaker 5: Go? Are you far passing around while you try and find.
Speaker 1: And she said the.
Speaker 3: Are you still traumatized from being dacked in school?
Speaker 4: That was me?
Speaker 1: Yep, see are you I am? Really?
Speaker 6: I remember the basard's name, Jan van Wick. What some
Speaker 6: South African clown that went to my school.
Speaker 1: Sounds like a composer, I know, right if I'm Jenwick
Speaker 1: at the Opera.
Speaker 6: House When Wick and Andrew Lloyd Webber joined forces. Oh
Speaker 6: it's unreal.
Speaker 1: You know how I love that Andree and Andre those two.
Speaker 1: Did you get double dacked?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: Thankfully good? But can I tell you how fucking tightly
Speaker 6: I tied my drawers during every day thereafter, but it
Speaker 6: cut off the circulation on my Tulshit was so tight.
Speaker 6: I was not risking that shit happening again. Probably have
Speaker 6: in hindsight, probably everyone forgot about it ten minutes later,
Speaker 6: but in my mind it was.
Speaker 5: The talk of the skill.
Speaker 1: Well, I this is awful. I was acted in primary school,
Speaker 1: but then I climbed the pecking order in high school
Speaker 1: and I was I wasn't the daka, thank god order,
Speaker 1: the dacks, you know what I mean. I'd be like
Speaker 1: Dak Jamie Lee and they'd.
Speaker 5: Go, Lee, who's they? Who are your bitches?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Just the boys just would have part of it. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I was one of the boys. I had girlfriends, so
Speaker 1: I was really, we're.
Speaker 5: The boys these days.
Speaker 1: I still you know what, I actually wanted to do
Speaker 1: this on the air. I'm still part of the boys
Speaker 1: group chat and all they do is send nudes of
Speaker 1: girls that they've met on Tinder and be derogatory. It's
Speaker 1: got brothers with love heart and tuessas.
Speaker 5: What do you contribute to this? And also why are
Speaker 5: they sending nudes of people that trusted them with them?
Speaker 5: It's really bad.
Speaker 1: Take me home, Tree Road, Country Road.
Speaker 5: I got it.
Speaker 1: Country Road because it's a photo with Scott Morrison. Oh god, there,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna reply funny one boys.
Speaker 5: Can you can you send a voice message with that
Speaker 5: exact tone?
Speaker 1: No, let's try to find because my message will come
Speaker 1: up in blue. Right. They just did a poll the
Speaker 1: other day. Yeah, who's keen on farm from Friday the
Speaker 1: twenty ninth to November first? They've also what did that mean?
Speaker 1: They've al said yeah, they want to go on a
Speaker 1: farm trip. Oh once in November. I haven't replied in months. Look,
Speaker 1: I just don't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, there's absolutely enough scrolling the boy hear me.
Speaker 5: I want to I'm going to make you leave the
Speaker 5: chat for your own growth.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 1: I like to be in it.
Speaker 5: I like being in it because I like you have
Speaker 5: notifications off.
Speaker 1: It's muted. I haven't had a notifications like that. I'm
Speaker 1: out of it. Anyway, I'd be like, go and dack
Speaker 1: these people. So I have been dacked. I know the pain,
Speaker 1: but then I grew when I was the dacker. You
Speaker 1: bar sorry, you.
Speaker 5: Didn't want to touch anyone's pants because it might look gate.
Speaker 1: I know the other thing. Old Dack is a girl.
Speaker 1: But to shame there in dresses her killed Brot back
Speaker 1: in the track.
Speaker 3: A plane snacks made up brands, I'll claim this one.
Speaker 3: Wait what a plane snacks made up brands?
Speaker 5: Airplane snacks, assuming plane is in like flavorless.
Speaker 1: No, he's plain food, just completely fake brands. I was
Speaker 1: on a flight the other day back from Hamilton I
Speaker 1: and the flight attender comes across and then she's like,
Speaker 1: would you like a honeynut valley macadamia bar? That doesn't exist?
Speaker 5: Actually you never see those products anywhere earth. Yeah, wow,
Speaker 5: that's I've never noticed.
Speaker 1: And she's like, would you like a yogurt? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I love gives it to me. The logo is a
Speaker 1: koala hugging a cow, and I'm like, that's not a
Speaker 1: logo of any company that exists. And the yogurt was delightful,
Speaker 1: But it was like from a made up town. It
Speaker 1: was like from the dula Can Valley.
Speaker 2: That's not a real valley.
Speaker 1: That's next door to now, that's next door to Crastle Bush.
Speaker 6: Bush that you're thinking of. That's in Western Australia, the
Speaker 6: South Australian town of Warrington. Be yeah, Wearrington. I think
Speaker 6: that's actually a plane Wearrington. Oh yeah, very good. Red
Speaker 6: Ruth in Wearrington.
Speaker 5: Them all the time, do you actually yes?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 6: Because I bought Red Ruth through at Wearrington once when
Speaker 6: I was getting and I got it delivered.
Speaker 5: Now they send me texts all the time. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: someone likes me.
Speaker 1: One mailingly started out to be added to anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just feel like the pine food is it? I
Speaker 1: can never find it? If we have any flight attendance listening,
Speaker 1: let me know where you get that from. Like, I'll
Speaker 1: genuinely be very interested.
Speaker 5: To the good point. I don't know why that went
Speaker 5: in the tracking me to that I would have been
Speaker 5: able to.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm bored.
Speaker 5: Let's move on.
Speaker 3: Is year four useless again?
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Let's just run through the years. If you're an American listener,
Speaker 1: we have kidney which is the first year, massive year
Speaker 1: for you personally, first year of big school. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean? You won huge, You're finally out of kindy,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah, Year two is almost
Speaker 1: like far out. I've moved on. I can speak now
Speaker 1: and I can wipe my own butt.
Speaker 5: And then year three is when you're not on the
Speaker 5: jor primary school wrecked you four?
Speaker 1: Nothing, nothing happens. You don't get your penal license for
Speaker 1: another year or two.
Speaker 5: No, I got mining you for I got mine in
Speaker 5: you four. Really, maybe you're a slow I did.
Speaker 1: I never got my pen license, I never got give
Speaker 1: me that ten. Now I'm still writing.
Speaker 5: You give me that killer metric right now.
Speaker 1: I always carry a trusty h beat. And you thought nothing.
Speaker 1: Year five is like I'm almost a senior. You six,
Speaker 1: you're a senior and it goes on. But you thought
Speaker 1: nothing happens.
Speaker 5: No, you four was a big youth.
Speaker 6: And then I moved from bogen Gate Public to the
Speaker 6: bloody Catholic primary school and I regretted every day.
Speaker 1: Christ, that would have been horrendous for you.
Speaker 6: The private Catholic school in Forbes is atrocious. I would
Speaker 6: go back to bogen Gate and a heartbeat.
Speaker 1: Would have been bad for them too. I can imagine
Speaker 1: who the school having you in their corridors. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was a deep shame to that place.
Speaker 1: I bet you were.
Speaker 5: Yes, I got very fat at that school because I
Speaker 5: was That's all I did.
Speaker 1: We're miserable.
Speaker 5: Oh I hated it.
Speaker 6: I even said to my parents that I wanted to
Speaker 6: go back, and I'm like, no, now, it's best for
Speaker 6: your future. Now look where I am here.
Speaker 1: With us a radio star in a blossom of.
Speaker 3: Why did news readers say that's right at the start
Speaker 3: of a report?
Speaker 5: Oh, that's mine. No, I think I'm onto something here.
Speaker 5: This is a very good point.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 6: Well, you know when so the news anchor so like
Speaker 6: the bitch at the desk, says, oh, there's been a
Speaker 6: shocking scenes at a robbery in western Sydney this morning.
Speaker 5: Let's go live to Lizzie Pearl, who is at the scene.
Speaker 6: Lizzie parents and children were very stunned watching on, and
Speaker 6: then Lizzie goes, that's right. Deb It's like, I just
Speaker 6: hope one day that they disagree, like, oh, I don't know,
Speaker 6: give me, give me a fake news reporter's name. Oh,
Speaker 6: listen to Thomas Licinda Thomas is at the scene of
Speaker 6: the horrific bushfires and Lacinda families were lucky to escape
Speaker 6: in time.
Speaker 5: No, my deear, they don't know where you got that. No, no,
Speaker 5: I don't know much about that. Deh bah back to you.
Speaker 1: Greg Thomas is at the scene. Greg, apparently this tsunami
Speaker 1: washed away the entire village. No, I'm in the village
Speaker 1: and nothing is wet.
Speaker 5: Like, why do they need to agree with them? Of
Speaker 5: course that they're on the same page.
Speaker 1: They're journalists, Brett, drought has ravished the town. You're on
Speaker 1: the scene, Casey, you're a slut. I was born and
Speaker 1: raised here. There's no drought. We're in fact actually pouring
Speaker 1: water onto the ground, celebrating. So you've got your wires crossed.
Speaker 5: And we crossed.
Speaker 6: Now to Jeremy Markson, who was at the scene of
Speaker 6: an armed robbery in Sydney's West. And Jeremy, the attendant
Speaker 6: there at the petrol station, is being a hailed as
Speaker 6: a hero this morning. I wouldn't say that, deb Nam
Speaker 6: is not really No.
Speaker 1: And we go to Bret Levington and the scene of
Speaker 1: a murder. The killer has been apprehended. Brett, No, casey,
Speaker 1: he's still on the fucking lucy. We're all actually on
Speaker 1: the edge of our seats somewhere in the area and
Speaker 1: we just cannot seem to located. Everyone should run. That's
Speaker 1: a good one.
Speaker 5: That's like my I should have given that more backing.
Speaker 1: That should have been a Maine. She's going diving back
Speaker 1: down to the bin. She loves it down there.
Speaker 3: It's like, as is it just me or are all
Speaker 3: older ladies smelling the same?
Speaker 1: Well, that's me. It's not older lady. It's like not
Speaker 1: like in their fifties, but once once you hit eighty,
Speaker 1: it says older. Well, I'm talking seniors. They all have
Speaker 1: the same smell of like pure milk, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. It's like a real thick, creamy smell. It's
Speaker 1: almost like their skin is just excreting dairy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know if it's a dairy smell.
Speaker 6: There's definitely some like like floral moisturi. In the case
Speaker 6: of women, Do you have any cash on you?
Speaker 7: Me?
Speaker 5: Yeah, smell the.
Speaker 1: Cash got an Australian twenty.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's exactly what my grandparents clothing and their
Speaker 6: car smells like. I have this theory that they've got
Speaker 6: all this cash ordered in the boot because their cart
Speaker 6: smells like that, and so does all their clothing.
Speaker 1: Isn't that weird?
Speaker 6: Anyone who's got cash on them twenty nineteen, probably not
Speaker 6: many give that shit a whiff.
Speaker 5: That's what my grandparents smell like. It's so odd.
Speaker 1: That's actually very funny. I think I can write, well,
Speaker 1: my grandparents are not rich at all, neither of mine.
Speaker 5: They're clutching at what they've got.
Speaker 1: Or hidden in the fourboards. Yeah. Oh that was a
Speaker 1: good one, and I like that. That was my own.
Speaker 5: You're like the new three to validating yourself.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: Is the word boosy?
Speaker 3: Absolutely no fucking good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the word bussy sucks.
Speaker 1: Boosy sounds like Gary Busey, the actor actor. Yeah, Gary Busey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know what he does.
Speaker 5: I don't know what he does.
Speaker 1: He does yells fairly alive.
Speaker 5: Well, so I was thinking of Gary Vee. I know,
Speaker 5: Gary Busy an iPad.
Speaker 1: You need to get on the iPad, Gary. Yeah. Bussy
Speaker 1: is a colloquialism for a males but use like a
Speaker 1: female's vaginina.
Speaker 6: So bussy means boy pussy and people often hit me
Speaker 6: up on grinder and say like, there's no tact on grinder.
Speaker 5: They just go, hey, can I fuck your bussy? And
Speaker 5: I'm like, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: You know what, maybe it's like men gay man clinging
Speaker 1: to some form of heterosexuality. So they're like, oh, it's
Speaker 1: not actually that gay because it's a boosy. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm not reading a bloke, it's the busy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I hate it.
Speaker 1: I'm going nowhere near his poop. Shoot I'm doing.
Speaker 5: Even as I say the word, I hate it, and
Speaker 5: people use it.
Speaker 1: All the time. Do you use it? If I had
Speaker 1: to use our word, I'd use that. That's what I mean.
Speaker 1: If you had to, well if yeah, I have used it.
Speaker 1: Not in the fucking speech addressed to you, an I
Speaker 1: never asked that the biggest issue facing the nation?
Speaker 5: Does Hayden? I don't want to get too t am I.
Speaker 5: Although we are at the end of the show, does
Speaker 5: he like you referring to I don't know.
Speaker 1: You'd have to ask him, but I don't. It's not
Speaker 1: it's been said.
Speaker 5: Does he refer to his own as a like a
Speaker 5: Mitch here's my.
Speaker 1: Doesn't refer to it as anything? If anyone's referring to
Speaker 1: it to me.
Speaker 5: Does he say anything like now, I'm not going into
Speaker 5: our personal bedroom life because I know one of my friends, Oh,
Speaker 5: this is getting really One of my friends told me
Speaker 5: that one of their favorite lines that often gets people
Speaker 5: going and they go, oh, f me, boy hole.
Speaker 1: And I think that's just as bad as that's horrendous.
Speaker 1: I just think of some sort of Marinara and trench.
Speaker 6: I I hate it when they try and disguise that
Speaker 6: area as being cute. It's like I'd actually rather not
Speaker 6: draw attention to the fact that this is what we're doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, I agree, let's move.
Speaker 5: It's both funck that we enjoy it like it's not discussing.
Speaker 1: We both have to sleep at night knowing that's what
Speaker 1: we do. Hold on, hold on, what's going on?
Speaker 5: Sorry? Who are you ringing your boyfriend?
Speaker 1: No? I don't ring he is at work? Is he.
Speaker 6: Do not?
Speaker 1: What are you gonna ask?
Speaker 5: You wouldn't answer whether he likes this.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I can get to the phone right now,
Speaker 1: but please your name, number and a quick message, and
Speaker 1: I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
Speaker 6: Hi, babe, I just had a question because Mitch wouldn't
Speaker 6: answer your privacy. I just wanted to know what your
Speaker 6: preferred nickname for your rectum is, Oh, Mitchell, whether you're
Speaker 6: partial to back it up, I hope you're will by now.
Speaker 5: Paid.
Speaker 1: No Ze is ill at the moment, is he Jenna's
Speaker 1: jumping into the na Why did Jenna whale like she's
Speaker 1: a Maori woman has just lost her husband?
Speaker 5: Because only mary women get upset when they're widowed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was really inappropriate, disgusting.
Speaker 5: I'm not cunning, are you?
Speaker 1: No comment?
Speaker 6: I think people connect best with raw and unedited audio,
Speaker 6: which is why when you say something fucked, unless it's
Speaker 6: absolutely fucked, it's just saying.
Speaker 1: In that Israel Flowers gonna hate me even more?
Speaker 6: Is it bad?
Speaker 5: This is terrible? But you know how Israel Philau did
Speaker 5: that thing recently where he got up at church and said.
Speaker 6: The bushfires, the drought, it's all because we allowed gay marriage.
Speaker 5: And I was like, obviously, this is actually what I think.
Speaker 6: But there was a fleeting moment where my mind was like, fuck,
Speaker 6: he has a point, because as soon as everything got
Speaker 6: better for my people, it all went downhill for my parents.
Speaker 6: I was like, fuck, does he have a point. Obviously
Speaker 6: I've rationalized that thought and realized there's absolutely no correct connection.
Speaker 5: But there was a moment where I was like, fuck,
Speaker 5: Israel's onto something?
Speaker 1: Isn't that? That's actually Jesus Christ himself. He's saying no,
Speaker 1: no correlation at all. So that's good to realize.
Speaker 5: On Twitter, thank you Jesus.
Speaker 1: Yea amen, Hi Jesus, it says, obviously there's a two
Speaker 1: for one movie deal, which is great. So we can
Speaker 1: all go together in Hell. So we'll just car pull.
Speaker 1: Oh my foods is ready? Sorry you carry on?
Speaker 5: I just go well anyway, is that all you've got
Speaker 5: left in the That's all that's in the trash?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Oh, I know wow. Because we usually only have good
Speaker 5: talking points.
Speaker 3: You didn't have enough. You didn't have enough.
Speaker 5: You didn't We're not generating enough. Idea is generating?
Speaker 1: That could be a good segment, generating What does that
Speaker 1: segment mean generating? Jenna is rating things.
Speaker 5: This is your problem. You come up with a catchy
Speaker 5: name but no concept to match it.
Speaker 1: What did we say we were going to do for
Speaker 1: the show. We're going to spin a fake cheese wheel.
Speaker 5: We said we the chocolate wheel prize.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I've gotten a lot of good feedback about that segment.
Speaker 5: It was segment.
Speaker 6: We've done it once, I know, and people just come
Speaker 6: like the things that we It's weird the things that
Speaker 6: you don't expect to catch on, other things that catch on,
Speaker 6: like you and your fake town names.
Speaker 5: That's what I've gotten the most amount of feedback of,
Speaker 5: Oh that was my favorite thing. I laughed so hard.
Speaker 5: Or the chocolate wheel thing that you did last week.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember it. That's how bad my memory is.
Speaker 5: You were just thinking of random prices on the spot.
Speaker 1: Oh, let's cross to Lucy, lou Lucy, Lucy, how you're going? Lucy?
Speaker 1: Where are you today? She's running in oh muscle barrel brand. Okay, Lucy,
Speaker 1: give a spin, get a prize, wheel a spin. I'll
Speaker 1: see if we can win you a chic little prize.
Speaker 2: Lucy.
Speaker 1: It's on number sixty six. You've won a ohly got
Speaker 1: a microplane and a microplane that's like a little mini
Speaker 1: cheese grater. And you've won a pair of orthopedic shoes.
Speaker 5: Congratulations, Luci, well done.
Speaker 2: Oh good.
Speaker 5: And in second place we have Yeah, we've got Craig
Speaker 5: jos Hey, Crayy Craig.
Speaker 1: Praise going through from Tristle Tana, which is next door
Speaker 1: to Tristletan in their neighboring suburb. So he's given it
Speaker 1: a spin. Wow, not talking at all on him? What
Speaker 1: does he want?
Speaker 5: Landing on number number three? Great?
Speaker 1: Want a pair of mauiy Jym sunglasses. Now they've been
Speaker 1: used by Jenna's dad. You know they're wealthy, so they're
Speaker 1: a nice expensive pair.
Speaker 5: It's only the richest sweat on them.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, it's all avon water sweated out through
Speaker 1: the rich paws. What else is there? You've won Jenna's
Speaker 1: greyhound and now it'll inherit arthritis, right, so you'll have
Speaker 1: to pay for those bills, sadly, but beautiful dog. It's
Speaker 1: names Tiger, right name.
Speaker 3: Her name is Tiger and she doesn't have arthritis.
Speaker 1: Sorry, may my memo was wrong. Should we do one
Speaker 1: more caller? Yes?
Speaker 5: And then we've got someone in third place as well.
Speaker 1: We've got Margaret Tea give it a spin? Margie Margie
Speaker 1: t all right?
Speaker 5: Are you from Maiere?
Speaker 1: We from Margie? Oh she's one ba barandeine Margie's one?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, half drunk five hundred mil sprite. That's
Speaker 1: not your I couldn't.
Speaker 3: Think there's some another price?
Speaker 1: What else?
Speaker 3: Some hush poppy slippers.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, and she's won half an a Koya candle burned
Speaker 1: by Mitchell in his bedroom. He's realized, I don't not
Speaker 1: the smell gave me my grains. I'm a little wit
Speaker 1: of to put it.
Speaker 5: Cared of my brain. It sounds no good.
Speaker 1: They're horrendous. Yeah, flashbacked episode six, going into my brain
Speaker 1: when I was talking about my horrendous brain.
Speaker 5: Oh that you?
Speaker 7: What is that?
Speaker 5: Is that recording?
Speaker 1: In yes?
Speaker 6: Oh, nine of us are swearing if someone leave something
Speaker 6: on Kyle and Jackie O's censor's desk.
Speaker 1: Okay, we need to go what is that? God? I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm on.
Speaker 5: We should be harmonized with it. Ready, Hello, that's.
Speaker 1: All my time put on.
Speaker 5: It's a three part harmony. So earlie, it's like I
Speaker 5: start and then you guys join.
Speaker 2: That sounds so cool.
Speaker 1: Wow, this is giving me horrendous headache. We need to
Speaker 1: get out of here. It's been a great show. No,
Speaker 1: we don't have to do an official sign off, do we.
Speaker 5: I feel like this is just the Oscars music, but
Speaker 5: to a new extreme.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not playing anything.
Speaker 5: The podcast world is like, that's enough.
Speaker 1: Also, this is going to annoy the listener, so we
Speaker 1: should probably cut it. It's been a great show. We'll
Speaker 1: see you next week. Final show with a year.
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Speaker 5: All right, we should go, yeah, we should go.
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