WEBVTT - #12: Dua Lipa "Co-Hosts" the Show 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:03.160 People do some weird shit. 0:00:03.279 --> 0:00:03.680 This is it. 0:00:03.880 --> 0:00:04.680 This is a big one. 0:00:05.120 --> 0:00:06.160 This is for the girls. 0:00:06.240 --> 0:00:06.680 This one. 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:10.000 Some things make more sense than the other. Whimsy low 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:12.880 hand punched in the face after trying to take a 0:00:12.920 --> 0:00:15.600 boy away from a mother. You're a good little boy, 0:00:16.079 --> 0:00:16.439 I won't. 0:00:16.520 --> 0:00:17.520 We even enjoyed the kill. 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:25.680 Please yourself for observations you didn't ask for. 0:00:26.079 --> 0:00:26.800 That's the line. 0:00:26.800 --> 0:00:27.960 I see it quite clearly. 0:00:28.080 --> 0:00:30.280 Well, get new glasses. 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:34.839 Still a black couple of mitches. 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:37.520 One Mitch is clearly better than the other one. 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:42.400 I can't agree now he is mich Julie and Mitchell Coo. 0:00:43.159 --> 0:00:46.920 Hi, guys, Hi, Jenna, Hello, Mitchi's running late at the moment, 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:49.120 so we just thought we'd kick off without him. But 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:52.640 ten minutes I can handle Jenna. Yes, maybe fifteen half 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:55.120 an hour, but he's over an hour late now, so 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:57.080 I'm just thought, bugger, maybe not that special. 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:59.840 We can carry them without. What have you been up 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:00.880 to week, Jenna? 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:01.200 Oh? 0:01:01.320 --> 0:01:03.280 You know, nothing much, just sitting down. 0:01:04.880 --> 0:01:07.319 Okay, maybe we do need Mitch. That banjo is not 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:08.480 as electric as I thought. 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:08.680 It would be. 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:10.319 No, we do not need him. 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:13.320 Mitch caught up with dual leaper recently. Maybe that's where 0:01:13.319 --> 0:01:15.119 he is his off, telling everyone. 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:16.360 Oh, did you know he need to be du aleper. 0:01:16.360 --> 0:01:18.119 He's very proud of himself, so we wanted to share 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:18.520 that too. 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:18.959 Proud. 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:20.360 I think apparently there's. 0:01:20.160 --> 0:01:22.319 Something that he said to do a leaper that she 0:01:22.680 --> 0:01:24.680 was not impressed with at all, and so he's a 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:25.440 bit worried. 0:01:25.200 --> 0:01:26.399 That she hates him. 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:27.640 Well, I hate him. 0:01:27.880 --> 0:01:30.720 Yeah, join the club deal. We've got Jackets plus Jenna. 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:32.720 You're going to be doing Jenna's junk. That's going to 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:35.920 be back. That's all the rejected talking points that we 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:39.120 decided not to put on the podcast because they were rubbish, 0:01:39.160 --> 0:01:41.720 But here you are regurgitating. 0:01:41.080 --> 0:01:43.399 That it's a great segment, a fan favorite. 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:44.200 It actually is. 0:01:44.240 --> 0:01:46.560 We did a poll in our Facebook group and it 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:49.160 was one of the most popular segments, oddly enough, because 0:01:49.160 --> 0:01:51.720 it's literally it revolves around all the ship parts that 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:53.080 we decided not to cover. 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:55.600 Still a fan favorite, but we kick. 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:58.280 Off each show with an is it just me? Each 0:01:58.360 --> 0:02:01.400 something that we've noticed hate or appreciate. It's usually Mitch 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:02.800 and I doing it. We don't tell each other what 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:04.360 it's going to be. Are you are you gonna be 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:05.520 able to wing one for us? 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:05.880 Dinner. 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:07.720 You know, I think I will. 0:02:07.840 --> 0:02:09.679 You will. Yeah, you still a show. 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:12.040 You've been on the show this whole time. You've been 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:14.120 more loyal than he ever has and you don't even 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:14.639 have a role. 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:15.120 I know. 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:18.519 So I think you've earned this iGEM. Jenna, thank you 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:20.720 go for it? 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:21.920 Is it just me? 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:26.840 Is it completely pointless to own a printer? 0:02:26.960 --> 0:02:27.160 Now? 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:27.799 Oh? 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:28.520 Good one? 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:31.680 I know, Like, why would you own a printer? That's 0:02:31.720 --> 0:02:32.600 so stupid. 0:02:33.160 --> 0:02:35.600 That's coming from us though, because we work in an office, 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:37.600 because if you need something printed, right, you can just 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:39.000 be like, oh, I'll print it when I'm at. 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:42.280 Work, yes, but also I don't need it printed. 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:45.160 Really, you don't print it anymore. Actually I don't think 0:02:45.200 --> 0:02:46.200 I do either, to be. 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:47.920 Honest, No, everything's online. 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:48.840 Yeah, you're right. 0:02:48.880 --> 0:02:51.519 Actually, to be this happened to me quite recently where 0:02:51.520 --> 0:02:54.000 I required a printer at home, and it was one 0:02:54.000 --> 0:02:55.519 of the biggest ordeals I've been through. 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:57.080 Dinner. So tell me more. 0:02:57.320 --> 0:02:59.960 I lost my wallet, right, which meant that my license 0:03:00.000 --> 0:03:02.760 I didn't have that anymore. And you have to print 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:04.799 off an interim license. It's like a piece of paper 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:06.960 that basically you handle the police if they pull you over, 0:03:07.000 --> 0:03:10.040 and it said, dear copper, his new license is in 0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:12.760 the mail on its way, don't get mad. And so 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:14.960 I was meant to print that at work. I forgot. 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:16.720 I was on the way home, and I'm like, I'm 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:18.400 not turning around. I'm not going all the way back 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:21.520 to the office. And so on the way home, maybe 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:23.160 I was paranoid, but I swear to god, I saw 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:25.560 like twelve police cars and I was like, oh my god, 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:27.160 Oh my god, I'm gonna get pulled over for sure. 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:28.880 And I don't have a license, and I'm an interim license. 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:31.120 I'm gonna get fined. And so I'm freaking out. And 0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:36.040 so I actually called the local police station and I said, hey, han, 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:39.360 can you just let your boys know that I don't 0:03:39.400 --> 0:03:41.200 have a license. I know I don't have a license, 0:03:41.240 --> 0:03:42.960 but I'm on my way to print it now, And 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:45.200 very nicely, the copper said, would you like to come 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:48.400 to the station to print it. I was like, yes, 0:03:48.440 --> 0:03:50.120 that would be very helpful. That would save me a 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:51.800 lot of trouble. I wouldn't have to go back to 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:54.720 the office then. And so I got to the police 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:57.120 station and I said, hi, mate, can I just forward 0:03:57.160 --> 0:04:01.560 you the email? And they were like oh sorry, we 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:04.840 actually can't do that because unless you are actually a 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:07.080 suspect or a victim that we're dealing with, we can't 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:09.400 give out our email just pull out a knife. 0:04:09.560 --> 0:04:10.720 I was like, you've got a bad john. 0:04:10.920 --> 0:04:13.720 I could guess the formatting, like let's say he's Dave Smith, 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:16.360 d Smith at New South Wales Police or some shit. 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:16.640 I don't know. 0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:17.920 I could probably guess it. Or do you want me 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:19.800 to go commit a crime so that I'm allowed to 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:22.120 get your email? But he says to me, sorry, I 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:24.120 thought you were bring it in on a USB. And 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:26.920 I was like, who uses bs as well as printers? 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:30.640 That's another one. That's another one. Who uses USBs? 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:30.960 Now? 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:33.040 Who went out of UNI? Out of school? 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:37.280 And also most computers don't have a USB port anymore exactly. 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:40.760 And so this police officer says, there's a library next door, 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:42.400 go print your interim license there. 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:44.240 Oh god, It's like fine. 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:47.440 I went to the library and I said, Hi, no, 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:50.000 I'm not a member, No I'm not interested in joining. 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:51.840 I just needed you to do me a solid hunt 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:54.600 and just print this friggin interim license for me. I 0:04:54.640 --> 0:04:57.320 fought her the email and she goes, how am I 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:58.440 supposed to know that this is. 0:04:58.360 --> 0:05:01.160 Actually your interim license. You could be this could be 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:03.480 identity theft unless you have some ID to prove it's you. 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:06.479 And I was like, I don't think you understand I 0:05:06.520 --> 0:05:08.159 don't have ID. That's the problem. 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:10.919 That's why I'm here. It the biggest ordeal. And I 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:13.240 nearly went to came out and bought a printer. But 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:14.520 then what would I do with the basket? 0:05:14.640 --> 0:05:18.000 Exactly? Why would they even require you to print it? 0:05:18.040 --> 0:05:20.800 Are they stupid? Because it's just too difficult? 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:23.719 Well, bearing in mind, this was like probably a week 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:26.039 or two before they launched the digital licenses. Have you 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:26.960 got yours yet? No? 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:27.719 I haven't yet. 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:29.120 You don't have a license? 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:29.400 I do. 0:05:29.480 --> 0:05:31.760 I'm on my learners. Okay, what do. 0:05:31.680 --> 0:05:33.599 You do with someone id's You do? Give them your learners? 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:36.159 Yes, well look I've got I've got the app ready, 0:05:36.360 --> 0:05:40.560 oh face ID driver's license. 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:42.320 I can now just bring it up on here. He 0:05:42.440 --> 0:05:43.800 looks so little, I know. 0:05:43.880 --> 0:05:48.400 That was like, that was like, oh twenty sixteen. See 0:05:48.480 --> 0:05:50.839 now Service New South Wales are getting with the times. 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:51.599 They've got an app. 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:55.200 I like how the background moved? So yeah, I screenshot 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:58.599 it exactly, very clever Oh here he is this dexcited 0:05:58.600 --> 0:05:59.120 to show up. 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:04.720 Now we're on. We started the show without you. No, 0:06:04.800 --> 0:06:05.160 we didn't. 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:10.240 Look it's not possible. No, we did. Why breath. We 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:13.840 wouldn't remake the Mask without Jim Carrey, would you? That's 0:06:13.880 --> 0:06:14.359 what this is like. 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:17.320 Well, Jenna just hijacked your origin. We were talking about Princess. 0:06:17.560 --> 0:06:19.240 We sponsored my office works all of a sudden. No, 0:06:19.680 --> 0:06:20.799 it'd be great, wouldn't it. 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:22.599 It would actually been really good. 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:24.359 We all got on the desk side. 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:25.720 Yeah, I know what I'm doing over there. 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:28.400 You really don't need me, do you? No, hold on 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:29.280 a second. 0:06:29.000 --> 0:06:30.040 Teach you to be late again. 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:35.000 I told you that I was X amount of minutes late. 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:37.359 You told me you were ten away one hour and 0:06:37.400 --> 0:06:38.080 ten minutes ago. 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:40.640 Well, the bushfires, all right, it's very smoky out there. 0:06:40.640 --> 0:06:43.560 I fel like an Atlantic semon being smoked. I'm so 0:06:45.240 --> 0:06:47.640 I'm water. All I did was run up a fight 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:48.040 to stay. 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:51.719 Oh you poor thing. Well, Jenna and I were coping 0:06:51.760 --> 0:06:53.320 defined without you. To be honest, where are. 0:06:53.240 --> 0:06:54.719 We up to? Who's have you done? Your origin? 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:54.960 No? 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:57.000 She she kicked off with her, and you wudn't. 0:06:56.760 --> 0:06:59.640 Sound effect and everything? Well, I can I give you 0:06:59.640 --> 0:07:01.039 my two is not needed? 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:02.680 No, I think we've exhausted this. 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:05.400 Yeah, okay, So should I just do my job a president? 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:05.640 The button? 0:07:07.360 --> 0:07:07.680 Is it? 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:08.560 Just me? 0:07:10.800 --> 0:07:12.320 A board game's no good? 0:07:13.080 --> 0:07:15.360 Oh I'm partial to a board game. I love them. 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:17.520 You do strike me as a board gamer. 0:07:17.560 --> 0:07:20.200 Actually, the first fight me and Hayden ever got into 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:22.400 was on a board game. Not on a board game. 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:24.080 We went on a giant version of Monopoly. We were 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:25.880 playing Monopoly with the family, and it was our first 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:26.920 genuine fight. 0:07:27.440 --> 0:07:29.680 How long into the relationship with this that you decided 0:07:29.680 --> 0:07:31.840 to say, hey, babe, come play monopoly with the family. 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:33.800 It would have been like a maybe four months in 0:07:34.200 --> 0:07:36.520 maybe more, maybe maybe six. It was just shy of 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:38.320 six actually, so to be around yeah five. 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:39.680 I hope to never be at that point in a 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:41.080 relationship to. 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:42.320 Play monopoly with the family. 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:44.840 That sounds like the worst time ever. 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:47.120 It's bonding with the family, so it's good for them 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:49.200 to get to know the family, but it's horrific for 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:50.000 your personal love. 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:52.720 It's exactly what was the fight about. 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:56.760 Well, he was being a right little bitch. Hey, you 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:58.520 know what he did? So I was doing quite well 0:07:58.560 --> 0:08:00.800 because I'm quite good at game, especially when I've got 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:02.440 my little sister from that can manipulated. I'm like, give 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:03.840 me some of that money and I'll give you the 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:07.040 train station, and she doesn't know what it means. I 0:08:07.120 --> 0:08:09.360 had like one of the yellow, two of the pink, 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:11.200 and one of the red or two of the reds, 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:13.360 so all I need was it was the one of 0:08:13.400 --> 0:08:15.000 each and I would have been able to buy start 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:17.520 putting hotels up. I had two of the three properties 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:21.040 on the you know, corresponding colors, but he had the 0:08:21.080 --> 0:08:23.080 ones for every other property. 0:08:22.720 --> 0:08:25.200 So all I needed to do no, I don't either. 0:08:25.520 --> 0:08:27.280 So in monopoly, you've got like this. 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:29.160 I didn't ask me, explained. I just wanted to get to. 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:32.200 The car well the people that are listening and playment off. 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:34.200 You get it. So I had two of the three 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:36.240 red for example, and he had the other one red 0:08:36.240 --> 0:08:37.800 that I needed. So I'm like, hi, I'd like to 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:41.160 offer you this much money for the red, well over 0:08:41.200 --> 0:08:43.719 asking price, and he'd go, no, I don't want you 0:08:43.800 --> 0:08:45.199 to ever be able to put a hotel up, so 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:46.280 I'm never selling you these. 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:47.680 After he was sabotaging you. 0:08:47.840 --> 0:08:50.120 Correct on purpose, and I'm like, what the fuck. And 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:51.120 then every one of the family. 0:08:50.920 --> 0:08:52.120 And you were in front of his family, or he 0:08:52.160 --> 0:08:52.760 was in front of your. 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:54.640 My family, and they were laughing and they were enjoying 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:57.760 his bits. So he came because he was getting brownie 0:08:57.760 --> 0:09:00.320 points with my family but losing them very quick with 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:02.960 his lover. And he had a massive fight after and 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:05.200 I think I ended up what happened in the fight. Ah, 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:07.800 we had a I'm like, I'm like, no, I said 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:09.160 the bitch you see. I'm like, well, mom and dad 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:11.800 are seeing your true colors finally. And then he's like, 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:13.800 he's like, what do you mean? And I'm like, you know. 0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:15.439 And then mom and Dad's like, why don't we take 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:17.080 a break. I'm like, why don't you just roll the 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:20.080 fucking dice? Michelle, Oh wow. Yeah. It was intense and 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:22.120 then we went to bed after him. We didn't talk 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:22.520 for a while. 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:23.200 We did see. 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:26.000 This is what I'm saying. It always goes that way. 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:29.280 Either it's really unfulfilling and no one is enjoying it, 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:32.040 or everyone gets so into it that it just means 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:34.880 that everyone's fighting. Everyone starts fighting over the rules, everyone 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:37.520 has different understandings. Don't even get me started on the 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:40.120 whole draw Forth thing. And you know everyone always argues 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:41.080 about that, what is. 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:43.040 The rule with that? If you put four down, you 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:44.720 cannot put another four on it? 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:47.840 I say, you freaking can't really go for your damn life. 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:50.160 It's actually makes I can make someone draw sixteen if 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:51.480 I fucking like, have you done that? 0:09:51.960 --> 0:09:52.600 Absolutely? 0:09:52.640 --> 0:09:55.199 I have really, And then like i'd know, my sister 0:09:55.200 --> 0:09:57.200 will bring one of her friends home, some rat will. 0:09:57.040 --> 0:09:58.480 Be like, no, no, you can't do that, and I'm like, 0:09:58.520 --> 0:10:01.439 get out of my house. And this is the thing. 0:10:01.600 --> 0:10:04.880 It's coming up to the holiday season, and for some reason, 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:07.400 this seems to be my families go to whenever we're 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:11.400 bored over Christmas, New Year period. And I just can't 0:10:11.440 --> 0:10:13.559 be bothered. Like I'm exhausted at the thought. 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:15.040 Of let's play pictionary. 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:18.080 I just sit there at the table and I feel restless, 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:20.920 and I feel like it's just not comfy and I'm 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:23.400 just like, oh, having to be still, and like I 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:24.080 just hate it. 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:25.359 Yeah, it's very anxiety. 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:26.720 In Jude, that sounds amazing. 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:27.400 It's shit. 0:10:28.600 --> 0:10:30.800 Family won't ever play board games with me? 0:10:31.040 --> 0:10:34.600 Really, No, the two wealthy the idea are board games 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:36.520 was just you know stocks. 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:38.400 Yeah, no betting on the ponies. 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:43.800 Let's invest in doubt, Judge, good move, Auntie Jane, we 0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:46.160 should invest in oil. Jenna's like, who wants to play 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:48.880 sketch glories? Shut up, Jenna? 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:50.679 Why are they British? 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:53.640 I don't know, very wealthy in British. 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:55.600 But you know, the funny thing is that I got 0:10:55.600 --> 0:10:56.920 a bit of comfort out of the fact that it's 0:10:57.000 --> 0:11:01.080 not just ordinary families like my own stuck doing this shit. 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:03.920 Even the Kardashians in a recent episode were bored out 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:05.760 of their brains because they were too polite to tell 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:08.600 Kanye West that they were not enjoying his fucking game. 0:11:08.720 --> 0:11:11.720 He apparently invented some game of his own where you like, 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:13.599 circle all the positive words. 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:15.480 In the dictionary. I've got a little grab for you. 0:11:15.520 --> 0:11:18.280 Take a listen. Morning, you'll feel dumber after listening to this, 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:18.800 I can go. 0:11:19.600 --> 0:11:23.080 Kanye always wants people to be more positive, so he 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:26.160 came up with this little dictionary game. We like, pick 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:29.440 a page in the dictionary and everyone has to underline 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:32.760 the positive words. Okay, did anyone highlight Beryl? 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:34.360 No? 0:11:34.840 --> 0:11:36.120 Burd I did? 0:11:36.240 --> 0:11:36.600 I did? 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:36.880 Know? 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:38.400 So why didn't you? 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:40.079 I thought it was a nice practice. 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:43.280 Yes, but it's handy. But it could also introduce so 0:11:43.360 --> 0:11:45.440 many negative things at the same time. 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:49.120 I put basic, I didn't put basic. Yeah, why did 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:49.760 you put basic? 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:51.880 It's like a basic. 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:54.880 You're not wrong or right. 0:11:54.920 --> 0:11:57.760 I just want to know why this always sparks these 0:11:57.840 --> 0:11:59.480 kind of conversations people get into. 0:11:59.400 --> 0:12:03.400 Like parents that there's a fire board game, like when 0:12:03.440 --> 0:12:04.920 you're a board that's a board game. 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:06.880 That's true. 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:09.600 Cringe, cringe, cringe. 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:11.840 He needs mental help. I love how I just laugh 0:12:11.920 --> 0:12:15.840 him off. This is a fire board game. True, we 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:17.839 love you like they justlicate. 0:12:18.800 --> 0:12:19.760 I just hate it. 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:22.719 I'm so not looking forward to having to politely say no. 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:25.240 I'd rather not not because I'm not interested in bonding. 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:28.000 But I just it's just such a shit way of bonding. 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:29.560 What's your families go to other than you? 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:34.040 No more monopolies scrabble. We also have this one. Have 0:12:34.080 --> 0:12:34.680 you ever heard of? 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:36.280 Fuck? Hold on? 0:12:36.320 --> 0:12:38.320 What's it called? Let me remember? Boulder Dash? 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:40.199 Oh yeah, what's Bolderdash? Again? 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:42.720 I can't remember. I think it's just about bullshitting yeah. 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:44.559 Game. 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:46.920 Yeah, it's basically it is. It is a skill test 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:48.600 of like who's the most convincing liar? 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:52.000 You would be great, yeah, I would be just boulderedash 0:12:52.080 --> 0:12:56.200 this entire podcast. Every week. I got Cards against Humanity 0:12:56.200 --> 0:12:58.360 one Christmas. Remember when that was all the craze. 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:01.720 Can I just say, people who are still enthusiastic about 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:06.560 Cards against Humanity, fuck you, Like it's so old and 0:13:06.679 --> 0:13:07.800 they're not funny anymore. 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:10.319 No, they're not, and they've dated poorly. I think we're 0:13:10.640 --> 0:13:13.400 pasted all that very anyway. Yeah, we bought that. In 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:17.120 every Christmas up, they're like, let's relive the gold days 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:19.600 and play Cards against Humanity. I'm like, no, No, you've 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:21.520 had such a big meal and you've had your pavel over. 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:23.719 I love board games at Christmas time. Now, I just 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:25.920 want to sit back when I relax, had a fuck year. 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:26.839 I just want to chill out. 0:13:26.920 --> 0:13:29.200 Yeah, exactly. And you know how some people do try 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:30.480 and relive the old days. 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:33.240 Yeah, Like my sister will be like, oh, Mitch, can 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:35.319 you help me connect the PlayStation two? I want to 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:39.080 play things done or just dance on the Nintendo Wii. 0:13:39.720 --> 0:13:42.000 And I'm like, we don't need to relive the glory 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:43.120 days because I can drink. 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:44.560 Now. I couldn't do that. 0:13:44.640 --> 0:13:49.040 Then prescription for medicine that will make me sleepy. I'll 0:13:49.080 --> 0:13:53.040 be taking it you're listening to? Is it just me 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:56.480 a podcast? A couple of mitches? 0:13:57.160 --> 0:14:00.520 You know another thing that I hate about the holiday season. Fortunately, 0:14:00.600 --> 0:14:03.160 my family don't push this agenda. It's everyone outside my 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:06.040 family that seems to theemed costumes. 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:07.480 Yes, at Christmas. 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:10.360 Yeah, our Christmas party for work, the theme is a 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:13.199 touch of sparkle. I thought that just meant like a 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:15.360 touch of sparkle. But no, everyone's going all out. I 0:14:15.400 --> 0:14:18.200 was just gonna wear my converses with sequence, is everybody 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:18.560 you would go? 0:14:18.600 --> 0:14:19.720 Actually thought about that. 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:23.040 Everybody's going all out? Yeah, Oh, I was just gonna 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:24.000 wear a sparkle. 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:27.440 There you go, that's all something of sparkle. 0:14:27.920 --> 0:14:30.000 I've got nothing. I've got a sparkly bow tie. 0:14:30.240 --> 0:14:32.200 Oh well, okay, you and I will be the underdressed ones. 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:32.880 That's so fine. 0:14:32.880 --> 0:14:35.480 Then I'm not doing anything. I literally have nothing planned. 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:37.800 But also, the New Year's Eve party that I'm going 0:14:37.800 --> 0:14:39.440 to has an equally cringe theme. 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:40.400 Is that the kiss one? 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:42.240 Yes, I've got no idea. What I'm supposed to dress 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:43.680 as Carnival? 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:47.040 Is that Carnivar? What does it mean? 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:49.120 I'm not going out and buying some carnival rubbish? 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:50.040