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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. So I was

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Speaker 1: catching up with a fellow dad over the weekend and

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Speaker 1: sort of chaos, some fear, and he jumped in the

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Speaker 1: she's obviously been undressed, and she's sort of eighteen now,

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Speaker 1: and he saw that she had a hidden tattoo that

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Speaker 1: they've never seen before. Rights obviously been trying to hide

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Speaker 1: from my dad. And he said to me, not it

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Speaker 1: wasn't just it wasn't a completed tattoo. It as a

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Speaker 1: half done one that obviously a friend. Anyway, she gets

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Speaker 1: put into a general aesthetic that they took the appendicides

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Speaker 1: out to deal with it. But about anyway, she's coming

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Speaker 1: round and like a true dad, she sort of oh god,

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Speaker 1: he goes got a tattoo.

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Speaker 2: I see the first thing.

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Speaker 1: Of course, I'm so sorry. I was hoping you guys

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Speaker 1: would never see. So this morning, I want to know

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Speaker 1: what did you try to hide from your parents? Sometimes

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Speaker 1: you can hide off on yours for years and years

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Speaker 1: and it just comes out one day. We asked this

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Speaker 1: on our Facebook and social media pages. There's some great

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Speaker 1: ones here, Christian. I got my belly button pissed when

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Speaker 1: I was sixteen. My mum only found out three years

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Speaker 1: ago when I was twenty five. Round over Christmas, I

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Speaker 1: went to get something from a top cupboard. My top

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Speaker 1: rose up as my arms didn't. She went berserk, even

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Speaker 1: though I'm twenty five. Christian. My sister and I opened

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Speaker 1: up a bottle of Vats sixteen ie whiskey when we

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Speaker 1: were young, had a little bit of it, didn't like it,

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Speaker 1: then topped it back up with water. A few years later,

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Speaker 1: mom my dad gave it away to a friend for

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Speaker 1: his fortieth I think about this every day. That is amazing.

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Speaker 1: I love that. This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Good Morning, Paul, Morning, how you go? I'm good, Paul

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Speaker 1: and Paul. What do you try to hide from mum

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Speaker 1: and Dad?

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Speaker 3: When I was younger robbery around sixteen fifteen, I got

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Speaker 3: it Pitt Tarantela and he grew to like probably a

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Speaker 3: foot long, so my parents I didn't know about it.

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Speaker 3: I had a hid in the room, so my room

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Speaker 3: was pretty messy the whole time.

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Speaker 1: So I didn't was this back home an island that

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Speaker 1: you got petrol? But did you get an island?

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Speaker 3: Did I got in Ireland?

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Speaker 1: Where the hell did you get on an island? Here?

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Speaker 1: I all kinds of dead spiders when you're not a something.

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Speaker 3: No, no, it was not actually at the pet store.

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Speaker 3: It was actually an attraction to for for pet owners

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Speaker 3: and all this. So I just I just bought it.

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Speaker 3: I mean it didn't even cost that much. They're like, what,

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 3: I just I just I just treated like a pet

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Speaker 3: and I just took it out. I let it crawl

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Speaker 3: all this. But when my mother found out, she went nuts,

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Speaker 3: went nuts. She went the back yard and some my pet.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Okay, gotcha, Paul, thank you very much and cool.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to callum. Good morning, Callum, Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 3: How are you.

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Speaker 1: I'm good Callum? So what if you try to hide

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Speaker 1: from mom and dad?

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Speaker 5: Okay, When I was seven years old, we lived in Scotland,

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Speaker 5: produced scrambled eggs, which always looked watery and rubbery and

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Speaker 5: The teacher asked me to get a note from my parents,

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Speaker 5: very convincing letter. The letter was then sent to the principal.

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Speaker 5: The principal then sent a letter home wanting to speak

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Speaker 1: That's amazing, So you've got away with it for two years. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: But I mean, it does make you sound like a

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Speaker 5: Still produce that letter is still produced today to my

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Speaker 5: Mum and dad still bring it out.

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Speaker 1: Scrambled egg situation.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, scrambled all.

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Speaker 1: Right, Cadam, thank you very much. You give us a call.

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Speaker 1: You have a good day, buddy.

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: What do you try to hide from mom and dad?

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Speaker 1: Did the earlier call to swear?

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Speaker 2: No, No, I wasn't sure the Irish Yeah it was.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're listening to the question, you know, Carl's Show podcast,

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Speaker 1: What do you try to hide from your parents? We've

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Speaker 1: got young nine year old Bailey on the line now

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Speaker 1: live from a school run. Good morning Bailey. Hello you

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Speaker 1: in the car heading to school.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so when I was a kid or I still.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're growing up now at nine.

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Speaker 2: It's a good old days trying to leave home.

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Speaker 6: I was out sick and then we're out in a

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Speaker 6: gandy chanting at in a Gambi for a couple of days.

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Speaker 6: My parents were out riding their jet ski and then

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Speaker 6: I was just sitting at the beach watching my dad's phone,

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Speaker 6: and then I was thinking, I really like Elton John.

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Speaker 1: What a treat yourself? Bailey on the old man's phone.

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Speaker 6: And then I thought, this rocketman Elkson John costumes, who

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Speaker 6: are like two hundred and twenty four dollars I have.

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Speaker 1: I can afford that jet ski. Why can't baiby have

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Speaker 7: Huh?

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Speaker 6: So I bought it. I bought it. So then when

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Speaker 6: was there with us, and of course he told bloody cousin, yeah,

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Speaker 6: so then he has to cancel the order, and I just, yeah,

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Speaker 1: That jet skill on the trailer right now, drop you

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Speaker 1: off at school on those jet skis. What's actually done?

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Speaker 1: A saf and thank you on those things. Hey, Bailey,

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Speaker 1: I know you've grown up right now at nine, but

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Speaker 1: you should be a stand up comedian, very very funny storyteller,

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Speaker 1: Bailey Aggie spice of Christian that long to realize to

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Speaker 1: see my future replacement. I've met him at nine Bailey.

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much for giving us a call. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's done with us now it's all over the Bailey.

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Speaker 1: He's Pete at nine, he's all grown up when he

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Speaker 1: was younger at six. The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. Sorry

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Speaker 1: for a couple more stories for the news. Billy, Good morning.

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Speaker 7: Billy, Good morning guys. How are you.

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Speaker 1: We're good, Billy, welcome to the show. So hiding staff

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Speaker 1: from mum and dad? What's your story?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, So when I was back, I really wanted this

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Speaker 7: lego Harry Potter set, so to get some sympathy from you,

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Speaker 7: I told her I'd been mugged on the way on

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Speaker 7: the best way to get to get the lego. Next minute,

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Speaker 1: Time's got a big old knuckle duster.

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Speaker 7: Wasn't him? No, not him? And then I go to

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Speaker 7: principal's office and he's like, was it anyone from this school?

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Speaker 7: Was it anyone from any of the schools you play

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Speaker 2: I think he was leading town forever. At the end

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Speaker 7: And I'm twenty six now and I still haven't told her.

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Speaker 1: I thought, you're saying you're twenty six. Still wait for

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Speaker 1: that Harry Potter lego.

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Speaker 7: No, no, I got the lego. It was a flawless,

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Speaker 7: flawless execution.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what? And it's on the Boss next

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Speaker 1: mornings about the start of the radio show. We worked

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Speaker 2: Mom on the way. You'll drivers around Richmond looking for Betty.

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Speaker 1: That's a great call. We'll send you a price a case.

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Speaker 1: Oh thanks guys, Michelle, Good morning, Michelle.

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Speaker 4: Hey Christian. When I was a kid, I had I

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Speaker 4: was the youngest of four. We were playing ball inside

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Speaker 4: I break my mum's prize bars and they said, oh,

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Speaker 4: you're dead, You're dead. So I scooped it up, hit

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Speaker 4: it under my bed in a box for six years

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Speaker 1: Over night before going to seat. You must worry about

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Speaker 1: the day that would all come out.

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Speaker 4: Oh, my parents were not allowed in my room. It

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Speaker 4: And so while I was at school six years later,

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Speaker 4: And that's how I got caught.

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Speaker 2: You think the vas was while it was under there

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Speaker 1: I think octually got four kids. As long as there's

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Speaker 1: they're not worrying about it's dealing with four kids.

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Speaker 6: Well, we always we.

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Speaker 4: Always have people. She always did. You know, I think

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Speaker 4: someone had knocked it off, but it wasn't even a nice.

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Speaker 2: You're right.

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Speaker 1: Whenever you did something like that, your brothers and sisters go,

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Speaker 1: that's it. You're dead.

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Speaker 4: The youngest, Yes, any do.

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Speaker 1: You know I reckon? We could fill a whole show

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Speaker 1: just about vases and kids breaking them. It's the phrase

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Speaker 1: before it playing indoors.

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Speaker 2: The number one thing you heard is kids with no

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Speaker 2: balls in these no.

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Speaker 1: Ball games inside kids, you know the rules. Michelle will

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Speaker 1: send you a Brice as well. We've got some chemistry

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Speaker 1: warehouse hundred and fifty dollars ouchers. We'll send you one

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Speaker 1: of those well done.

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Speaker 4: Oh, thank you very much. That's lovely, that's great.

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Speaker 1: Sorry love that look. Christian Color Show podcast