WEBVTT - Drake Knows Why You’re Single 💜 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:02.560 The Flex and Rooms Daily. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:04.960 Podcast, brought to you by Cana. 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:11.200 Oh my lord, how good does it feel to be 0:00:11.240 --> 0:00:14.960 a Friday Listen? If you're not excited for your weekend, 0:00:15.000 --> 0:00:17.440 maybe you don't have enough plans. I've been there when 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:19.959 I lived in Melbourne, I lived with my parents bored as 0:00:20.000 --> 0:00:21.560 on the weekend because I. 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:23.280 Don't have enough When they say, if you feel bored, 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:24.160 you're boring. 0:00:23.880 --> 0:00:27.280 One hundred percent, and I'll you'll come back for sure, 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:29.440 for sure, because I just like I didn't have enough 0:00:29.440 --> 0:00:32.159 emotional energy to be with people all the time. But 0:00:32.240 --> 0:00:34.239 also I was very bored at home. It's quite a 0:00:34.240 --> 0:00:37.800 bind to find yourself in. If you're worried about being 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:39.920 a bit bored this weekend, do what I did last weekend. 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:43.560 Stay in bed all weekend. Okay, get up in the morning, 0:00:43.560 --> 0:00:45.120 go to the cafe, do it with a tivity tappy 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:45.720 on the laptop. 0:00:45.800 --> 0:00:48.040 I love that you're a local girl like that, because 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:50.800 I really have aspirations to be a local girl. But 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:52.279 I moved to a new suburb and I don't hang 0:00:52.280 --> 0:00:54.440 out in the suburb at all. I don't know any cafes, 0:00:54.840 --> 0:00:57.000 I don't know any spots. I moved to a suburb 0:00:57.040 --> 0:00:58.160 to drive right back out of it. 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:02.639 This is the I mean, mine's an affliction and a bonus. 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:04.520 The suburb in which I live, which I will not 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:05.760 be disclosing, thank. 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:07.200 You, is a bubble. 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:11.000 Yeah, and so you know, yeah, you're stuck, but it's 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:13.240 kind of sligh. So oh, I know it's not going 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:16.200 to be forever. So I spoils, yeah, the spoils of 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:18.360 my rent money. Anyway, we're going to talk about how 0:01:18.480 --> 0:01:19.959 Instagram is a new hinge. 0:01:19.760 --> 0:01:22.120 According to you. Honestly, I'm not wrong. 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:24.160 Love that's a new hinge and not the new bumble 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:26.160 or Tinder that feels deliberate. 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:28.320 Say hinge all the time. Now, yeah, it used to 0:01:28.360 --> 0:01:30.800 be Tinder, but they just say hinge. Do they mean hinge? 0:01:30.840 --> 0:01:32.600 Though I personally want. 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:37.679 A grinder to straights that's Tinder, No, because grind does 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:38.720 the proximity thing. 0:01:39.319 --> 0:01:41.640 Also the category like all. I just think it's like 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:44.600 real functional. I think it's a bit too dangerous with women. Yeah, 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:45.959 do you agree with me? 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:46.840 Yeah? 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:47.080 So? 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:50.880 Do I like Snapchat mats maps? Yeah? 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:53.360 Yeah, yeah far out guys. I just want to say 0:01:53.400 --> 0:01:56.080 congratulations on getting through another week. Maybe you're working tomorrow 0:01:56.440 --> 0:01:57.560 but still at the end of the week. 0:01:57.600 --> 0:02:02.600 You know it's not. But that's okay. Thank you for sharing. 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:07.160 Let's go. Fleck and Flecky. 0:02:06.200 --> 0:02:10.679 And I were just talking about the Veronicas fan I'm 0:02:10.720 --> 0:02:13.800 not a fan, but I would listen were you were 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:15.360 a fan as a kid. I don't think I was 0:02:15.360 --> 0:02:16.120 a fan as a kid. 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:18.160 No kind of thought it would hit your interest. They're 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:18.680 a bit emo. 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:20.760 Yeah they are emo, but I think I was just 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:24.560 a fan of American stuff, broadly Veronicas. 0:02:24.600 --> 0:02:26.280 I thought, we're going to bridge the gap between America 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:29.240 and Australia. I remember they did a competition with like 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:32.040 some radio station and if you won, you could like 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:34.799 meet them and get a five hundred dollars to prey voucher. 0:02:35.120 --> 0:02:37.560 Ooh it was the coolest. I was like, why is 0:02:37.600 --> 0:02:38.919 this still in your memory bank? 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:40.079 Because I wanted it so bad. 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:43.079 It's like where neighbors did a call out, you could 0:02:43.120 --> 0:02:47.079 send in your tape. God, literally, I would do. I'd 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:49.800 pay a ransom for that take not to come out. 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:52.360 That was the most hectic. 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:55.440 Shit, But you're about it. That's that enthusiasm. You just 0:02:55.520 --> 0:02:56.200 can't fake it. 0:02:57.480 --> 0:02:59.799 She had no chance, that little one, but the fact 0:02:59.840 --> 0:03:02.399 that he felt so confident and empowered to do that. 0:03:02.400 --> 0:03:05.280 That's huge, mum taking a view of me in front 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:09.000 of the Bogan villa in the backround. But anyas slag 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:11.119 Waen maybe yeah, anyway, the dream's dead. 0:03:11.240 --> 0:03:13.960 Oh, the dream is not dead. Honestly, If EMO didn't 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:16.000 die off so quickly, and I don't know what killed it, 0:03:16.080 --> 0:03:19.000 I think it was just the moving from platforms my 0:03:19.160 --> 0:03:21.280 Space stay, then EMO would have stayed. Then we all 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:24.359 would be very different people right now. Alas Drake knows 0:03:24.400 --> 0:03:25.079 why you're single. 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:25.720 Why. 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:27.480 I know you didn't want to hear it. I didn't 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:30.440 want to say it. Don't shoot the messenger. Listen to 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:31.799 the horse. 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:34.920 Himself from the horse's mouth. Yes, I guess he's the horse. 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:36.520 He looks like an Oakmore horse. 0:03:36.720 --> 0:03:39.800 Ah. Fascinating that you would say. 0:03:39.640 --> 0:03:42.960 That it's common by Drake essentially summarizes why so many 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:46.280 people are single right now. I get into this habit 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:49.600 of dating like four or five women to make one woman. 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:53.360 If these are like these like two things like like 0:03:53.480 --> 0:03:55.520 what this girl does for a living, they're not like 0:03:56.480 --> 0:04:00.000 so it's it's just really honestly, I don't know if I'm. 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:08.240 He just didn't get his point out. You know, I 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:09.720 just and you know, and it's like you know when 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:10.320 and then. 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:17.880 Seriously, I get what he's saying. I don't think I relate. 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:22.120 But he's like, he'll date four or five women and 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:27.600 the combination of them all is the perfect girl. I 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:30.640 could say literally the way he was telling that with 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:33.520 the backwards cup, little jing Jan, I'm like, you're not 0:04:34.040 --> 0:04:40.040 You're not dating anyone, like, with all due respect, Drake, 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:43.200 I'm not seeing the vision. This is like people who 0:04:43.240 --> 0:04:46.440 talk a big game and then get none. Yeah, I 0:04:46.520 --> 0:04:49.240 speak from personal experience, storytellers. 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:53.320 No closing skills. Closing skills. Honestly, I have heard of 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:55.080 this technique. I've got a friend who uses it. 0:04:55.120 --> 0:04:57.719 She tries not to date one guy, like just one 0:04:57.839 --> 0:05:00.760 guy at a time. It's a protection mechanism so she 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:03.719 doesn't fall for any of them. Does it work because. 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:04.919 You always got a favorite? Yeah? 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:08.800 I can't do the dating multiple people because I just 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:12.760 feel like I want to over fantasize, close the door, 0:05:13.120 --> 0:05:15.880 move on, over fantasize, close the door, move on. 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:17.360 You do you know what I'm saying. 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:17.800 I do not. 0:05:17.880 --> 0:05:19.279 I wish I didn't know what you were saying, but 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:20.800 I do. Yeah, you get it. 0:05:20.839 --> 0:05:24.279 Flex and Frooms a few weeks ago on the podcast, 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:25.240 it was a Friday. 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:26.920 I believe what was the date. Maybe it was like 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:31.680 the eleventh, Maybe Friday, the eleventh of Does it matter? 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:34.359 You know what it does actually because people can go 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:35.080 back and listen to them. 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:37.480 Okay, let me pull up a calendar for you. Okay, Friday, 0:05:37.720 --> 0:05:38.680 the eleventh of November. 0:05:38.839 --> 0:05:41.360 Thank you? Correct eleven eleven. Yeah. 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:44.560 On the podcast, I said, I think I made some 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:47.120 joke about people who actually listen to the podcast being crazy. 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:49.520 I said, if you've listened to every single episode of 0:05:49.520 --> 0:05:53.240 this podcast, message me. The first person to message me 0:05:54.000 --> 0:05:57.960 referencing this I will give a prize to. And the 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:00.719 first person to message me was a person called Brosif 0:06:01.000 --> 0:06:04.159 on Instagram. Brosaf is a longtime listener. He's even sent 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:07.320 us an am I the asshole. At one point, I processed, 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:10.520 and so I said to him, I'm going to send 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:14.520 you something. Got his address very presumptuous whoa. And I 0:06:14.520 --> 0:06:17.440 originally thought I was gonna like send him a little poem, 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:20.560 and male, I love sending mail. The poem is really 0:06:20.600 --> 0:06:24.040 sweet and thoughtful. It is thank you. But then I thought, 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:25.799 let's stick to the same medium. 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:27.080 He found us on the podcast. 0:06:27.279 --> 0:06:29.520 Let's keep him on the podcast, and so I have 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:33.159 written him an acrostic poem for brosif oh and I 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:34.400 want to I want you to do. 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:37.719 The next letter, so B, I don't know what acrostic 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:39.800 poem is are A. 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:44.360 Like his his initials of his name across the sissy serious. 0:06:45.000 --> 0:06:54.479 Babe stating at my master's of journalism on Twitter. Should 0:06:54.480 --> 0:06:56.000 I use an acrostic poem generator? 0:06:56.279 --> 0:06:58.880 No, Sis, We're doing this for real, all right, brosof 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:01.280 starting with the b. B is best listener on the 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:03.480 Flex and Fruits podcast. Okay, you do one with r 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:08.200 R is really hot? Oh is, Oh my god, thank 0:07:08.200 --> 0:07:09.920 you for your long standing support. 0:07:10.440 --> 0:07:14.880 S is stay sexy. E is for everything, everwhere, all 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:17.360 at once. That's what I think of you. Oh cute. 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:20.400 P is for keep your. 0:07:20.320 --> 0:07:23.600 pH levels balanced, if you want to get a root, 0:07:24.760 --> 0:07:29.000 and H is for hey, I appreciate you, brosif you're 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:32.320 really good, let's give it a clap. Go on, Brookie, 0:07:32.400 --> 0:07:34.440 put the hand, get the hands together. Everyone of the 0:07:34.440 --> 0:07:38.200 booth is cupping. That's where you're brosimiking. This is Flex 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:42.920 and Frooms on so Flexiani Mamana. I was on Instagram. 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:44.920 The other day I go to open up my messages. 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:49.080 It's always a fruitful place the dms, I agree, not 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:53.400 necessarily for sexual purposes, but more romantic, but more funny stuff. 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:56.160 It's hilarious, funny junk. Yes, And there's such a good 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:58.160 feeling about someone sending you a meme. You just think 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:01.440 you were thinking of me, this random person on the Earth. 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:03.360 I went to open it eye messages. What do I see? 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:04.720 What do you see? Bubbles? 0:08:05.000 --> 0:08:09.560 Yeah, above the messages, with little thinking bubbles above the avatars. 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:12.520 And the odd thing about this new update just appearing 0:08:12.600 --> 0:08:16.040 is because usually what happens when there's an Instagram update 0:08:16.080 --> 0:08:17.920 is that we get told on the stories. You go 0:08:18.000 --> 0:08:19.720 to post a story and the like, hey did you 0:08:19.800 --> 0:08:22.200 know that there's a new reals feature? And then you 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:24.440 go and you ignore it and you don't use it. 0:08:24.480 --> 0:08:28.760 In this instance, though, it was just there, no fan context, nothing, 0:08:29.160 --> 0:08:32.520 but there was fan there because I that was, in 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:35.960 my opinion, the quickest uptick of someone using a new 0:08:35.960 --> 0:08:37.040 feature I've ever seen. 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:40.360 Really or immediately everyone's like, what is this? What is this? 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:42.200 What is this? How do you use this? What is 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:42.640 this for? 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:46.880 When usually, let's say there's a new like when Instagram 0:08:46.960 --> 0:08:50.040 updated with captions. I feel like influencers and content creators 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:52.560 use that like we're excited by that. 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:54.200 But the avatise was like, okay, cool. 0:08:54.040 --> 0:08:56.719 Great, Well, okay, so you open it up. I'm sure 0:08:56.720 --> 0:09:00.760 you've seen it already everyone. But I have a thought. 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:02.760 This is the first thought I had when I posted 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:05.400 my one, and that is that it's the perfect way 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:08.400 to slide into someone's dms, or have someone slide into yours. 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:11.679 This feature was designed to create conversations. 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:14.199 What do you mean? So you put a little thing 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:17.920 up so it's called a note, it's called notes. 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:20.320 So you've got all these little people along here. You 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:23.480 can press into their notes, and it gives you an 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:25.600 option to reply straight away. 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:26.120 I see. 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:29.320 So it's just another tool to end up in someone's DM. 0:09:29.400 --> 0:09:31.560 The incidental How did I get here? But I guess 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:34.480 now I'm here, let's chat. Literally, I ask a question. 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:37.920 Restaurants on the Moon are great food, but no atmosphere 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:41.079 just had an everything shower. You aren't ready, like, can't 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:44.400 stop thinking about Julia, it's just bs. Yeah, but you 0:09:44.480 --> 0:09:46.680 say that Instagrams would be the new dating app. My 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:50.920 concern is, how is Instagram How. 0:09:50.840 --> 0:09:52.720 Is this going to be beneficial if the people you 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:54.920 want to date aren't already in your network? How's this 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:57.760 going to push me and propel me out to the 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:00.880 six foot eight eight kings? 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:03.000 I hate Sigar. 0:10:04.520 --> 0:10:06.320 I was thinking I had to add a couple, a couple, 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:06.960 of course. 0:10:07.840 --> 0:10:08.719 Well this is the thing. 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:11.600 It's like so for mine and for most people's, they say, 0:10:11.600 --> 0:10:15.160 is nothing queen for me? And I think for you. 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:16.920 The only people that can see the notes are people 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:19.480 that you follow back. So people that are following you 0:10:19.480 --> 0:10:20.880 you follow back there don't see it. 0:10:21.080 --> 0:10:21.480 Personally. 0:10:21.600 --> 0:10:24.640 I'm falling back how many people I'm falling back on thousand, 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:26.880 five hundred and fifty one people? That means it's one thousand, 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:28.800 five hundred and fifty one potential leads. 0:10:29.040 --> 0:10:32.480 Honestly, I'm following almost four thousand. So now you're saying that, okay, 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:33.439 So what I'm thinking of doing? 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:36.080 The first The first note that I had was I 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:38.880 wish someone had broken up with me so I could 0:10:38.920 --> 0:10:42.120 put a sad song here, something to that effect. It 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:44.840 was worded better, Oh as a joke. 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:47.800 Now I think I might kick it up. We've got okay, okay, 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:49.440 hold on, let's kick it up on this. Let me 0:10:49.440 --> 0:10:49.760 sit up. 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:53.720 Okay, I understand what you're saying, because for those of 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:57.360 you who've been who are frequently blessed with a DM slide, 0:10:57.559 --> 0:11:00.280 you know the best way to activate one is to 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:02.439 give someone opportunity to get in. 0:11:02.880 --> 0:11:03.080 Right. 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:06.760 Yes, you could upload some music, you could look pretty 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:09.840 on a night out, you could updated news article, but 0:11:09.880 --> 0:11:13.079 it has to be varying. It can't all be intimately 0:11:13.160 --> 0:11:16.360 tied to you. Get some memes in there, some personal stuff. 0:11:16.400 --> 0:11:20.320 I understand. However, my issue with this note's function is 0:11:20.360 --> 0:11:24.280 you've got like fifty characters, Max, There's not a lot 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:28.560 you can say. And also what you say has to 0:11:28.640 --> 0:11:32.199 not only be in the first three to four people 0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:36.240 posting a note, but it has to entice the people 0:11:36.640 --> 0:11:40.720 you want to entice perfectly. And if you're like us 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:43.719 and the dms remain full. Because my issue is I'm 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:46.280 missing dms. There's some leads that I've seen from a 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:49.040 couple of weeks ago, I can't follow up now. I 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:51.040 left them for too long. I didn't see them. 0:11:51.160 --> 0:11:54.400 So if I'm trying to signal out that this girl 0:11:54.800 --> 0:11:56.960 is down, what am I writing my note? I'm gonna 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:59.400 do it now. You know what I'm thinking of writing today. 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:04.199 Alright, I'll bite who's single? Said a bit much? That's good? 0:12:04.440 --> 0:12:06.800 All right? Then wait then you get all your friends 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:09.920 in like me me, no, bitch, get out of the light, 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:12.839 get out of the way. Should I do it? I 0:12:12.880 --> 0:12:18.240 start thinking? Fuck? I follow like work leads? You know? Okay, okay? 0:12:18.400 --> 0:12:20.280 But also I put so much shit on the internet. 0:12:20.320 --> 0:12:23.680 Doesn't matter, It doesn't matter. But also think about it. 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:28.080 If someone you thought was hot had posted that, would 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:31.199 you be like, yeah, this is my turn, you're a liar? 0:12:31.559 --> 0:12:33.160 Well I did put the other like, this is a 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:36.120 bit you know, I want to share it. The other 0:12:36.200 --> 0:12:38.439 day I said, all right, any house parties tonight? Did 0:12:38.480 --> 0:12:39.360 I get a single lead? 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:40.199 No? 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:43.240 I got one person coming in to say, yeah, frooms 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:46.280 walks into a party with an A four laminated he's 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:47.920 had to recycle with a condom on her head. 0:12:48.640 --> 0:12:53.040 Just absurdity. I didn't want to know that. That one hurts. 0:12:53.040 --> 0:12:55.480 I'm gonna know with her party. See, but people don't 0:12:55.480 --> 0:12:56.480 have these leads. 0:12:57.160 --> 0:12:59.679 I said, all right, I'll bite who's single? I swear 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:01.959 by the time we finished this chat. 0:13:02.559 --> 0:13:05.240 No, I've got one better. Who's taking me on a date? 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:06.440 Oh? 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:08.640 Damn no, you don't. 0:13:10.160 --> 0:13:14.840 Delete delete note? Can you post that right now? Then? Okay, 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:17.800 hold on, Okay, anyway, if you saw my note and 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:20.480 you're listening, what's the percentage of people that have listened 0:13:20.520 --> 0:13:21.280 that I'd be interested in. 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:24.559 It's gona be at least one person could be one 0:13:24.600 --> 0:13:27.360 in there. Yeah, but like we'll get yeah, we'll talk 0:13:27.360 --> 0:13:30.679 statistics later. Okay, we'll see how that goes. I mean 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:31.720 my desperation era. 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:38.520 Okay, what if you're written, what if you're written, I'm 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:39.400 gonna make an Instagram. 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:44.280 I think people like this some dead air. Okay, is 0:13:44.320 --> 0:13:46.000 this on me or you? No, it's on me. 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:51.360 So form it said that she thinks that Instagram is 0:13:51.440 --> 0:13:55.680 going to be the new hinge because of the notes function, right, 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:58.880 she says, you put up something up the top, it 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:02.800 sends out a signal people bite back. However, she tried 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:04.720 the other day, she said, all right, where the house 0:14:04.800 --> 0:14:05.280 party is. 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:08.720 Only one person responded and it was a rose. 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:13.320 Today she's uploaded this, Okay, I'll bite who's single. I'm 0:14:13.360 --> 0:14:17.480 saying that's not going to get the desired response. It's 0:14:17.559 --> 0:14:20.040 like you're gonna get your friends up in there. So 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:22.680 I'm saying The better thing to say is, all right, 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:24.040 who's taking me on a date? 0:14:24.680 --> 0:14:27.040 Well, we got a ab test, Well how do we bet? 0:14:27.640 --> 0:14:29.280 Let me show you? Okay, okay. 0:14:29.280 --> 0:14:31.280 So it seems we're doing a bit of an on 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:33.400 the go experiment. I don't know if it's going to 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:38.000 yield any results, but please stay tuned. Is Instagram notes, 0:14:38.160 --> 0:14:41.480 in particular, the new dating app My Heart says no, 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:45.520 My Yearning for Love says, perhaps. 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:48.520 This is flex and froomsa FLEXI. 0:14:48.880 --> 0:14:51.840 I'm not gonna say it again, but you will, but 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:54.840 you will. I have been called a Karen. 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:59.480 You self identify it as a Karen, and honestly it 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:01.880 feels person Yeah, and it is. 0:15:02.360 --> 0:15:05.760 And the reason that Karen chat came about was when 0:15:05.760 --> 0:15:08.640 we first started recording back in April and I mentioned 0:15:08.680 --> 0:15:10.720 how on the flight to Balio took up both armrests. 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:12.760 You did not because it was comfortable, but because I 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:18.000 thought they were mine as a middle seater. Now I 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:21.560 get so much plain news on my feet. You wouldn't 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:24.840 believe it. I'm getting so plain news. Here's one. A 0:15:24.880 --> 0:15:26.920 woman left a child in tears on a flight by 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:28.720 refusing to move out of the window seat. 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:30.000 The picture. 0:15:31.640 --> 0:15:34.520 Is this kid in the aisle seat with his with 0:15:34.600 --> 0:15:38.560 his hand over his face, obviously having a tantrum. Let's 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:42.640 read the story. Boy six left in tears after Ryan 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:47.920 Air flight mixes up seat window gets double booked. Who 0:15:48.000 --> 0:15:49.480 is writing these stories? 0:15:49.800 --> 0:15:51.840 Yeah, I don't understand, but this is why we need 0:15:51.880 --> 0:15:52.480 blue ticks. 0:15:54.720 --> 0:15:56.400 So a woman has left a child in tears after 0:15:56.440 --> 0:15:59.040 refusing to move the seat that he was booked in. 0:15:59.440 --> 0:16:02.000 The airline said it was an IT glitch that caused 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:03.440 the double book in the ledge of the six year 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:06.120 old boy unable to sit in the seat he picked. 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:07.960 They've got his name here. 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:09.600 I won't say because I don't want to enter that 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:11.960 into the universe. He bought it the flight from Budapest 0:16:12.240 --> 0:16:14.480 with his parents and was expecting to sit by the window, 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:18.880 which helps keeping him calm during the flight. However, his 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:21.880 seat on the flight operated by ryan S subsidiary airline Buzz, 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:25.320 was double booked again. Here he is in tears sitting 0:16:25.360 --> 0:16:27.280 in this fat was a woman who showed Ryan's parents 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:29.240 a seat booking with the same seat number in it. 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:33.400 She wouldn't budge despite being asked to. Essentially, she said, no, 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:35.720 do we who's the usehole? 0:16:35.840 --> 0:16:40.000 What would you do? Look depends how I'm feeling. Oh yeah, 0:16:40.160 --> 0:16:41.200 the inner Karen says. 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:44.440 The kid needs to learn some resilience being a boy 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:47.920 in me says, move it. I made a pledge to 0:16:47.960 --> 0:16:50.240 myself when I was a young child, and I said 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:53.680 to myself, I will never be mean to kids. I 0:16:53.680 --> 0:16:56.800 will never be mean to kids because you know some parents, 0:16:56.840 --> 0:16:58.360 like you'd go over to some kid's house and the 0:16:58.400 --> 0:17:00.160 parents to be rude, you like my parents wouldn't I 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:01.880 yell at another kid. So it's like, I'm never going 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:04.960 to be a mean parent or mean older person, and 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:08.200 so I kind of need to Like, you've arrived and 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:10.800 it's not looking good. Brother, Yeah, yeah, it's not great. 0:17:10.800 --> 0:17:13.840 It's nothing good. But yeah, i'd probably I mean far out. 0:17:14.040 --> 0:17:15.360 How long is the flight? I don't want to sit 0:17:15.359 --> 0:17:19.160 in the aisle if I'm a woman like I sorry, 0:17:19.160 --> 0:17:21.960 I mean it's if I'm an adult. What if I'm 0:17:21.960 --> 0:17:23.440 an adult, I don't want to sit on the aisle. 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:24.800 I want to be able to rest. 0:17:25.200 --> 0:17:27.760 The kid can the kid? This is the thing when. 0:17:27.560 --> 0:17:29.320 You're a single person on the plane and you sit 0:17:29.440 --> 0:17:30.879 next to people who are in a couple, either a 0:17:30.920 --> 0:17:33.400 parent and a kid or a couple, they. 0:17:33.280 --> 0:17:34.200 Can lean on each other. 0:17:34.920 --> 0:17:37.360 I'm alone if I'm an as you know, to lean 0:17:38.359 --> 0:17:40.760 on a partner. Okay, So all I'm gonna say is 0:17:41.560 --> 0:17:43.000 I don't know who's in the right. Can you tell 0:17:43.000 --> 0:17:43.680 me who you think? 0:17:44.080 --> 0:17:44.520 Okay. 0:17:45.600 --> 0:17:47.600 I definitely don't want to make it a habit of 0:17:47.600 --> 0:17:50.119 being a plane martyr, because you know, there's always these 0:17:50.119 --> 0:17:50.879 people that being. 0:17:50.760 --> 0:17:52.320 Like, do you want to sit in the isle of 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:54.760 a week and swap no? Do you want to know? No? 0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:57.879 But some instances I really don't care. In this instance, 0:17:57.920 --> 0:18:01.240 there's a kid who is obviously going to be annoying regardless. 0:18:01.600 --> 0:18:04.199 And I quite like kids, but kids on planes they 0:18:04.200 --> 0:18:06.399 don't know how to act. So whether or not he 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:08.119 sits in the aisle of the window, he's going to 0:18:08.160 --> 0:18:10.760 be a nuisance if he's already had his heart set 0:18:10.840 --> 0:18:12.040 on this and he's having. 0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:14.840 Oh my god, the plants in our studio have just 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:17.679 fallen over. We keep saying this a polter geist and 0:18:17.720 --> 0:18:18.440 the polter geist. 0:18:18.680 --> 0:18:21.960