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Speaker 1: It's the Rymo podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, so how are you making the movie? That's

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Speaker 2: the thing. By the way, they're doing three movies. It

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Speaker 2: has been announced that they're going to be doing three movies.

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Speaker 2: I had the movies in front of me before we've

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Speaker 3: Movie one is a royal romance, so that'll be the.

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Speaker 2: I just don't understand, as johe said this before, who

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Speaker 2: keeps funneling money into these two people? Like, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 2: but my pity for them, Like, wasn't there a bit

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Speaker 2: during Oprah where it was Harry was like, right, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I know they've cut me off.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, one hundred mil.

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Speaker 2: Mummy slush funds left an extraordinary leave it alone. You

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Speaker 2: just don't need to say that's off.

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Speaker 3: I mean, like, come on, he's in a mansion in

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Speaker 2: We know that you're getting paid like one hundred million

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's one of the most marketable women in the world.

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Speaker 3: Suit star slash princess.

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Speaker 2: Come on, Williams, that's right. She's gone from being one

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Speaker 2: of the biggest film TV stars of the world into

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Speaker 2: a princess. I'm pretty sure they're not scratching around for

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Speaker 2: two Bob to rub together. They're doing all right, So

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Speaker 2: let's just put that to one side, because they just

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Speaker 2: signed another three piece movie deal. I mean, what the

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Speaker 2: hell how much they go to with this anyway? Like

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Speaker 2: surely they're just like, right, that's one movie. Like did

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Speaker 2: they call Peter Jackson and they were like, right, how

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Speaker 2: did you split up in The Lord of the Rings?

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Speaker 2: Because and how much cash did you make there? Because

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Speaker 2: I reckon, we've got a trilogy on our hands here.

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Speaker 3: Someone presented it to them and run me through it,

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Speaker 3: running through who is the swindling swine whose job it

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Speaker 3: is to basically just make more of these so that

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Speaker 2: It's like that. It's like that bastard that did the

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Speaker 2: final Hunger Games movies. I know, guys, we could wrap

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Speaker 2: it up in one or we could just have a

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Speaker 2: Dick teas for two and a half hours and make

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Speaker 2: it too.

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Speaker 3: That was frustrating. Bilburg has signed up to direct Social

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Speaker 3: because but why wouldn't he like this huge cash?

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Speaker 2: You said before though, any redman he'll play Harry, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I mean, these will be the biggest movies in the

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Speaker 3: next thing.

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Speaker 2: While well, hang on let's kick it on.

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Speaker 4: What it was.

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Speaker 5: What's the first movie?

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Speaker 3: First movie Harry and Meghan a royal romance. So this

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Speaker 3: will be the the swooning how he met her?

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Speaker 2: Where they met her? Now go behind the scenes, watch

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Speaker 2: from that watching it okay, So so movie one, we've

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Speaker 2: got a movie how they got together, love story. He's

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Speaker 3: Movie two Harry and Meghan becoming a royal, so her

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Speaker 2: That the Queen Meadow. We could put you down, we

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Speaker 2: could have you a fucking him, but uh, you're looking

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Speaker 3: Or the wind in the willows is what it is,

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Speaker 3: episode too. I think they gotta just got frog More

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Speaker 3: me to frog Hall Cottage. So that's the second one.

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Speaker 3: That'll be again, that'll be amazing. That'll be like the Crown.

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Speaker 3: That'll be effectively with the Crown, except Harry and Meghan

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Speaker 2: Is this a crown? I'm done by the Crown is.

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Speaker 2: Surely Netflix have got a who's the production sort of

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Speaker 3: I would have thought, who's who's the production company doing

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure the production company I am not confirmed.

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Speaker 5: It actually could be Oprah Oprah.

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Speaker 3: So who's got the cash?

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Speaker 3: Oprah's got the gatesy Bill Gates might be who knows, uh?

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Speaker 2: And I don't think I think Bill Gates is busy

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Speaker 2: the second one is a movie. I agree. They get married,

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Speaker 2: all the saga around the wedding dresses, who's coming to

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Speaker 2: you got yourself a film. And then it's the Twin Towers.

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Speaker 2: It's the Twin Towers.

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Speaker 3: The finale, Harry and Meghan escaping the palace.

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Speaker 2: So this this one, I reckon down bloody if it does.

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Speaker 3: But do you actually know how they escaped? Like, was

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Speaker 2: They just gotten a plane, they went to Canada.

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Speaker 3: We know that, No, don't.

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Speaker 2: They already got a job in Silicon Valley.

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Speaker 3: I didn't tell the queen.

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Speaker 2: They didn't have to escape. But it's not the counter money, Christo.

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Speaker 2: You didn't have to pretend to be a dead guy

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Speaker 3: But do you know that for sure? Yes, this movie

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Speaker 3: They chained them down in there? I reckon there was security.

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Speaker 2: How do they get out?

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Speaker 3: How are you making? Here's a third movie that you

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Speaker 3: Yeah, snipers on buildings going, do what you have to do,

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, it's revenge. It'll be titled it's revenge.

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Speaker 2: How we're going to get sure? It should be called

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Speaker 2: the Royal Rescue Brackets. Escape from Frog or.

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Speaker 3: Escape from Frog, it's got a ring to it. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: What they did?

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Speaker 2: They hang up? Hang up a nude photo of a celebrity. Yes,

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Speaker 3: So, and there's your movie, your movie. The reason we're

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Speaker 3: hanging on the Who are they hanging up as the poster?

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Speaker 2: Yes, Escape from Frog Hall, and it involves one of

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Speaker 2: you guys actually involved, one of you guys playing Megan Marcle.

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Speaker 5: We had a very good time doing that, guys, So.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, enjoy that and enjoy the show.

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Speaker 3: Rita Hayworth was the person on the poster.

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Speaker 2: The final one because he changes them every month, does he? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: He changed them every month? Whole bit. Yeah, Who the hell.

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Speaker 2: or does he finished with Hayworth? Drinking?

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Speaker 5: Anyway?

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Speaker 3: Was a Bond girl better than you?

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Speaker 2: Sugget? Who? What do you suggest? Was in my lost

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Speaker 3: Episode as Griffith, She's underrated Darrel that is.

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Speaker 6: the slum Dog Millionaire nudged out a Daryl Hannah film

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Speaker 6: to take out the Oscar in two thousand and six.

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Speaker 2: Oh you can enjoy that and lots of other great things. Anyway, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Cole's Express lost the pots up next. But let's get

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Speaker 2: down to it. You and I have never had a billboard.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest. You did a good thing. You

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Speaker 2: stumbled into an amazing business opportunity.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. It was an incredible business deal that I did.

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Speaker 2: A deal was struck. Baby, it's a great deal. Now

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Speaker 5: It's not a normal billboard.

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Speaker 2: It's a huge billboard, a normal billboard.

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Speaker 3: It's on the back of a trailer.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, But it's better than a normal billboard, yes, because

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Speaker 3: it's a moving billboard, one billboard.

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Speaker 2: If it was. If it was better than a normal billboard,

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Speaker 3: No, well, actually there isn't a vehicle that's dragging.

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Speaker 2: Oh, we don't even have a car. The deal that's

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Speaker 3: The deal was just the trailer, and so we just

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Speaker 2: So we have a blank canvas and a trailer we

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Speaker 3: No, it's worth a lot of money. And the other

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Speaker 3: is that the billboard's just blank, and I had no

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Speaker 3: more money to actually get the billboard filled. But luckily

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Speaker 2: Didn't we throw these out? To the listeners like why.

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Speaker 3: We didn't have time we did. We've got the billboard

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Speaker 8: I'd rather know about the surprise you.

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Speaker 7: I absolutely do. I've got a full garage anything.

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Speaker 7: Tiana, absolutely for free. I'm a fellow art teacher myself

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Speaker 10: Well, she knows the place.

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Speaker 2: We are playing lost the plot.

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Speaker 8: Frankly, I don't give a damn.

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Speaker 2: Will and Woodies believe you have made the deepler lost

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Speaker 11: Alright.

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Speaker 2: So the way this works, guys, is I explained a

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Speaker 5: Woody is.

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Speaker 3: This Yep, that's that's a fair frustratingly.

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Speaker 2: Competitive because you often just fill the space with bad

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Speaker 3: I'm a quantity not quality guy. It's worked for me

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Speaker 3: in the past time.

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Speaker 2: Well, no it hasn't.

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Speaker 5: You haven't got too many of these.

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Speaker 2: You're you're look, you're about a fifty per cent strike right, No,

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Speaker 2: I'll give you thirty per with your man I throw out.

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Speaker 3: I'll take that, all right.

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Speaker 2: Let's let's let's get to the first movie. Then.

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Speaker 5: This is the plot of the movie.

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Speaker 2: Cosmetic industry becomes laughing stock after foul play medic industry.

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Speaker 2: Cosmetic industry becomes laughing stock after.

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Speaker 5: Foul play, foul play? Do you want to have a

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Speaker 5: do you want to have a chicken run?

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Speaker 3: Now I've played with the fowl. I thought you were

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Speaker 5: Know what the movie is?

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Speaker 2: What your goals?

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Speaker 7: Right?

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Speaker 2: Up? Next we are playing lost the plot.

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Speaker 8: I want to make the.

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Speaker 11: Lost plot.

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Speaker 7: All right.

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Speaker 2: So the way this works is I explained a movie

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Speaker 2: what's your confident You've got this one. You've had a

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Speaker 2: miss to mister start, a mister start, But.

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Speaker 3: I've got it.

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Speaker 5: Now has he got it?

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Speaker 3: We can take some guesses if we want. I'll take

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Speaker 9: God?

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Speaker 2: You you really do get cocky when you think you

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Speaker 2: will be very happy if you miss this? All right?

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Speaker 2: The plots? This guys, cosmetic industry becomes laughing stock after

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Speaker 3: Actually, oh go, I'm pretty sure.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Tatyana Tadiana.

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 12: I thought it was the devil Prata?

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Speaker 2: Where's your devil wears Prata in there?

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Speaker 1: I don't know the devil bit, I guess.

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Speaker 2: I don't know that. I don't know anything bit of

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Speaker 3: It's almost as loose as my chicken run.

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Speaker 2: The cosmetic industry? No, I mean, she does work at

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Speaker 2: the big magazine, doesn't she.

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Speaker 5: That's Prata.

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Speaker 2: It's not cosmetics. That's cosmetic industry. Cosmetic industry, which is

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Speaker 5: Sort of stuff.

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Speaker 3: So let's go to Dora.

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Speaker 2: It is wrong, doraen, what's the movie cosmetic industry? He

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Speaker 2: becomes laughing stock after foul play. That's the plot.

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Speaker 13: I'm taking a real stap here, but I'm going legally

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Speaker 2: Legally blonde too, So what's the what's the link there?

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Speaker 12: So al Wood has her little dog.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to save the I haven't even seen it.

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Speaker 2: I haven't even seen it.

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Speaker 3: That was savage, that's a savage.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 3: First, I'm just going to go through it. First, I

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Speaker 3: was thinking Catwoman, because you remember from that film Sharon

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Speaker 2: Now I'll just confirm for you it's cosmetic industry, not

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Speaker 3: Which which leads to my second guess, which may also

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Speaker 2: I'm playing. I'm across. I'm going across over to Ellie. Ellie,

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Speaker 2: what do you think it is?

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Speaker 12: Well, originally so I thought it was Material Girls with

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Speaker 14: Yeah, but then I recoon it is Batman as well.

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Speaker 2: It's Batman.

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Speaker 3: Well, I got it, you little, I'm on the board.

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Speaker 2: You both go to the board. Batman the original, the

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Speaker 3: Who's the best Joker, Nicholson, Jared Letter or Heath Ledger.

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Speaker 2: I'm just going to explain a movie plot before you

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Speaker 2: in the cosmetic industry, making people laugh, yes, poisoning them.

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Speaker 5: That's the plot from the Joker. That's the foul plot.

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Speaker 2: Not a bad plot, actually, not a bad lost the plot.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Jesus Christ, I mean, enough credit for me

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Speaker 3: That's because the team with you.

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Speaker 5: I get it from my friends, the team.

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Speaker 3: The team we're going to carry on.

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Speaker 2: We're going to carry on a new plot for you guys,

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Speaker 2: plot for you guys, all right. Hopeless Romantic uses life

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Speaker 2: lessons to help him make multiple choices thirteen one oh

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Speaker 2: six five. If you think you know what that movie.

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Speaker 3: Is, Hopeless Romantic, go one more time, baby, Hopeless Romance.

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Speaker 2: Hopeless Romantic uses life lessons to help him make multiple choices.

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Speaker 3: Long came's poly long came poly long came poly There

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Speaker 2: I think great thirty one and six five. You think

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Speaker 2: you know what the movie is right now? It is lost?

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Speaker 5: The plot will.

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Speaker 2: Shad here we go. I explained a movie plot really badly.

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Speaker 2: You guys have to guess what the movie is based

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Speaker 3: I'm not overly confident with this one. I've got a

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Speaker 3: Now drumming a machine gun through them? Or should we

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Speaker 2: I'll explain the movie plot first for people that have

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Speaker 2: just joined us the plots. This hopeless romantic uses life

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Speaker 3: Hitch now, well, hopeless romantic would be Roger James or

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Speaker 3: whatever the main guy is called, Kevin Jamess. Roger James

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Speaker 3: played for Porter La Football Club, not a Maade midfielder.

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Speaker 3: I was second guess Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Yeah, run me

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Speaker 3: through it? Well, Shrek. So you've got the fairy godmother

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Speaker 2: Taylor Taylor hopeless romantic uses life lessons to help him

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Speaker 2: make multiple choices.

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Speaker 5: What's the movie?

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Speaker 4: Look?

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Speaker 12: Life is like a box of chocolates?

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Speaker 14: I reckon as Forrest gum On.

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Speaker 3: You would be so wrong, like sorry will Aladdin.

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Speaker 2: Hopeless romantic uses life lessons to make multiple choices.

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Speaker 3: I thought he's given three choices, three wishes in.

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Speaker 2: Correct, got a jess? Yes, what's the movie?

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Speaker 14: I thought it would be something like Ghost of Girlfriend's Pastathew.

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Speaker 2: McConaughey film, crack of a film, absolute stinker of a movie.

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Speaker 2: It's incorrect, incorrect, Yes it was. It was well before

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Speaker 2: the McConaughey sance. There's no doubt about that. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: probably his, in his wors of movies. I'll explain it

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Speaker 2: one more time. Hopeless romantic uses life lessons to help

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Speaker 2: our next call has got it right. So you've got

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Speaker 2: you've got three guesses crazy stupid love in correct? Okay, yes,

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Speaker 2: man free Willie. I guess it every week. I guess

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Speaker 2: every week The.

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Speaker 12: God with slum Dogillionaire.

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Speaker 3: Good One.

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Speaker 2: David Mattel won the Academy Award that year as well.

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Speaker 2: Controversial nudged out a big film. I'm not sure exactly

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Speaker 2: what that is off the top of my head, but

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Speaker 2: it nudged out a big movie to win that one. Actually,

446
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Speaker 2: slum Dog Millionaire. Hell of a movie. And you see

447
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Speaker 2: what I've done there with the multiple choices and everything.

448
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Speaker 2: Do you like that? Did you like that?

449
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,639
Speaker 3: That was really good impression. I appreciate that.

450
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, nudged out Milk?

451
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Speaker 5: Milk? Is the movie.

452
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Speaker 3: Controversial at all? Is that Darryl Hannah film.

453
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Speaker 2: No, No, No Milk? Was Milks with Sean Penn Me

454
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Speaker 2: had an amazing performance about being the mayor of San Francisco.

455
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I haven't seen it.

456
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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

457
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Speaker 3: Now, Will, We're going to get to the incident very

458
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Speaker 3: shortly that led to a very hairy conversation with you

459
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Speaker 3: and your partner. But before that, I want to talk

460
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Speaker 3: about a story that comes out of the UK. Woman

461
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Speaker 3: called Dawn. She puts her daughter to Beard Wills. It

462
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Speaker 3: goes back.

463
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Speaker 2: To the Living Dusk or Dawn.

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Speaker 5: All right, come on here me.

465
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Speaker 3: Three years bloody hell you're on? Was it Dawn? Sorry

466
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:15,359
Speaker 3: Dusk got confused in your joke? Anyways, at Dusk she

467
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,520
Speaker 3: goes back to the living room, and then all of

468
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Speaker 3: a sudden she starts hearing like very like sexy noises

469
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Speaker 3: coming from her daughter's room, like a bit of moaning

470
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Speaker 3: and a little bit of slapping that's going on. Is going,

471
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Speaker 3: what the what? What the bloody I don't know exactly

472
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Speaker 3: how the daughter was but under ten she's going, this

473
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Speaker 3: couldn't possibly. So she storms back into the room, Will,

474
00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:42,840
Speaker 3: and she realizes that it is actually sounds coming from

475
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Speaker 3: her night light. And what's happened is the neighbor has

476
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Speaker 3: accidentally connected to the bluetooth of her night light and

477
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Speaker 3: his erotic films that he was watching, well, let's.

478
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Speaker 2: Call it.

479
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,200
Speaker 3: His pawn that he was hitting that night was coming

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Speaker 3: through her light speakers.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, extraordinary. Just about as bad as it gets.

482
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I know that you have a story, Will,

483
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,080
Speaker 3: that is very similar in detail to that. Before you

484
00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:14,199
Speaker 3: get to that, though, thirty one oh sixty five is

485
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Speaker 3: our number. Give us a call if you have had

486
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Speaker 3: a Bluetooth blunder.

487
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Speaker 9: Have you had a Bluetooth blunder?

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Speaker 3: Did you think your device to the wrong speaker? God,

489
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Speaker 3: that's good, So you know any similar stories like that?

490
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Speaker 3: But Will, you had an incident.

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Speaker 2: Kind of say, before I say this, like we've all

492
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Speaker 2: been here, I'd just like to say that we've all

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Speaker 2: been here. And I'd also like to say that whoever

494
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Speaker 2: invented Bluetooth, they should have somewhere on there that, you know,

495
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Speaker 2: like a warning. It's not like there's not a clear

496
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Speaker 2: enough warning when you're connected to a Bluetooth speaker, particularly

497
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Speaker 2: given how fraud it is with danger.

498
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Speaker 3: Yeah, leads to these mistakes.

499
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Speaker 2: Right, so, very early on in my relationship. Yeah, look,

500
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 2: my girlfriend was still asleep and I went in to

501
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 2: cuff the carrot before I had a shower, and yeah,

502
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:27,320
Speaker 2: so loaded a few things, started driving Miss Daisy, and yeah,

503
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Speaker 2: I mean everything everything went everything, everything, everything went fine.

504
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,000
Speaker 2: I walked back into my room. Yeah, I had, you know,

505
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Speaker 2: just hadnig smile my face. Thought that I'd successfully found

506
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 2: Nemo without you know, causing any interruptions to her sleep.

507
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,520
Speaker 2: She was wide awake, turned over to me and said

508
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Speaker 2: that my phone had successfully linked with my computer while

509
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,880
Speaker 2: she woke up to find directions to her new job.

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Speaker 9: Have you had a Bluetooth blunder.

511
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Speaker 2: To say, my Bluetooth blunder wasn't even a connection to

512
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Speaker 2: the speaker. It was a wireless connection between phone and laptop,

513
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,600
Speaker 2: so she got to get this. Watch me trawl through

514
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:09,640
Speaker 2: thumbnails until I found the right one.

515
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Speaker 3: And we'll take those calls.

516
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Speaker 2: No, I'll put that under the category of genuinely horrific.

517
00:25:15,359 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 2: And that was like two months in as well, so shordinary. Yeah,

518
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:20,240
Speaker 2: everyone else out there, think about that.

519
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,440
Speaker 3: Just before we do through out of the songs. I

520
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 3: don't want these ought to be porn related, so I'll

521
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 3: throw another one just in the mix of there. We

522
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,320
Speaker 3: were doing a comedy festival show once and our friend

523
00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:32,359
Speaker 3: was actually the one doing the sound. Unfortunately, the bluetooth

524
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Speaker 3: off his phone connected through the entire sound system of

525
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Speaker 3: our performance, and halfway through our performance, he just started

526
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,159
Speaker 3: playing his single that he wrote, like a song that

527
00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 3: he wrote, and it was straight into the chorus, which

528
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:50,879
Speaker 3: was incredibly confusing for the entire I remember that audience anyway,

529
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Speaker 3: thirty one oh sixty five, give us a call. Have

530
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Speaker 3: you had a Bluetooth blunder? Yep, jogging Bluetooth blunders?

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Speaker 2: Right now?

532
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Speaker 9: Have you had a bluetooth blunder? Did you think you're

533
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Speaker 9: a bus to the.

534
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 3: Wrong speaker talking about it, because there was a story

535
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 3: from the UK, where all of a sudden, some pornographic

536
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 3: sounds were coming from a daughter's room. Turns out the

537
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 3: neighbor was watching a bit of porn and connected to

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Speaker 3: the night light of the young girl.

539
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Speaker 2: Horace. I mean, like, really, you really feel for the.

540
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Speaker 3: Neighbor there and the daughter.

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Speaker 2: I'd say, well no, but like, you know, you feel

542
00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 2: like the daughter doesn't know what she's hearing. She's a baby. Yeah, Like,

543
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:37,720
Speaker 2: of all the bluetooth speakers to sink to, actually, it's

544
00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 2: got it can't be much worse than a baby's night light. Like,

545
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Speaker 2: surely they're gonna have they've got to have some sort

546
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Speaker 2: of parental emergency control on that thing.

547
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, shame on the cap.

548
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:50,240
Speaker 2: I mean in general, that's that's well, that could be

549
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:50,800
Speaker 2: really bad.

550
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, not going to be walk.

551
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Speaker 2: Around with a mobile phone in doctrinating children through blue anyway.

552
00:26:56,160 --> 00:27:00,439
Speaker 2: I'm saying, let's go to doctor. Sorry, And I mean

553
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 2: like these children are vulnerable. Children are vulnerable. I'd like

554
00:27:03,119 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 2: to think there was a safety lock on the bluetooth

555
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 2: of their nightlight. Am I right? Joel's got kids, Joe,

556
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:07,439
Speaker 2: what do you think.

557
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 3: Don't drag me?

558
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, let's go to Stephanie. Stephanie, we're talking bluetooth blunders.

559
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 2: What do you go for us?

560
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:13,280
Speaker 4: Hi?

561
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 14: Guys love the show?

562
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 3: Thank you?

563
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:20,199
Speaker 14: All right? I think mine's worse than that. So basically

564
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 14: my phone was connected through airplay the Apple TV.

565
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:24,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 14: Anyway, I was at my parents' house and we were

567
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Speaker 14: watching it. I was just showing them a video on

568
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,679
Speaker 14: my phone. Anyway, I was like, all right, I'm going

569
00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,439
Speaker 14: to go to a shower. So when in the shower

570
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 14: was I was taking a few rawnchy pictures, just some

571
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:43,040
Speaker 14: especial Someone realized they were still connected to the TV.

572
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 14: By the way, my brother's friends were over and they

573
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Speaker 14: were about ten years old. My parents, my siblings all

574
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Speaker 14: watching TV, and all of a sudden, my body pops

575
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 14: up on the screen. You just hear my sister running

576
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Speaker 14: into the bathroom like what Like, I did not want

577
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 14: to get out of that bathroom. I think I sat

578
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 14: in there for a solid half an hour trying to

579
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Speaker 14: get the courage to walk out.

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Speaker 9: Have you bluetoothe blunder.

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Speaker 2: Extraordinary stuff, That's what I just had a live feed

582
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 2: to you taking nude selfies. Jesus Christ. Extrawdinary stuff straight up,

583
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 2: you can give you se one hundred dollars cabrit A

584
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,399
Speaker 2: gift pack. That's you earn that?

585
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I don't.

586
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:30,880
Speaker 5: I don't know what else?

587
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 3: The sound bread, Brad, what was your bluetooth blunder?

588
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 9: Man?

589
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 10: Okay, how are we guys?

590
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 2: Good?

591
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 3: Mate? Were good bread?

592
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 4: Okay?

593
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 10: So it wasn't actually my blunder It was the super

594
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,960
Speaker 10: driver and I sipped back from town. Yeah, I, me

595
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 10: and the missus were just there for night watching the movies.

596
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 8: If you drinks.

597
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 10: We're getting the ubercap to come home, and here on

598
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 10: the display, just in the console, there is clearly some

599
00:28:56,200 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 10: adult material that it just had just been watching. Oh no,

600
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 10: so we're sitting there, we're having a bit of a

601
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:04,800
Speaker 10: whisper to ourselves, a bit of a giggle, take a

602
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 10: photo of the screen, and then we asked him, oh,

603
00:29:07,360 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 10: do you mind just turned the radiop a little bit,

604
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 10: and that's when he's seen it. He went completely silent,

605
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:19,080
Speaker 10: like he realized exactly what we saw. No, so I

606
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 10: don't know what he was doing before he decided to

607
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:21,959
Speaker 10: pick us up.

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00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 2: Well, he was obviously celebrating Palm Sunday by himself.

609
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 5: In the car.

610
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 2: I'll tell you that much. Between jobs, obviously, was polishing

611
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 2: the banners room between jobs. Let's go to Calie's, shall

612
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:36,720
Speaker 2: we Calie, we're talking Bluetooth blunders? What do we go

613
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 2: for us?

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Speaker 13: Guys?

615
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,640
Speaker 7: Love you, guys, thank you, thank you.

616
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 12: So my brother was in charge of music for me

617
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 12: walking down the aisle and it was all going well

618
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:52,680
Speaker 12: and kill his watch rang and he likes to have

619
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 12: whatever rubbish he's got playing on his so he tapped

620
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Speaker 12: it to turn off and actually answered the phone call

621
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 12: and his mate started off straight away. Hey, f B,

622
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,360
Speaker 12: I was walking down the aisle and he was like

623
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 12: to turn it off and hang up and it was quiet.

624
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, Cali Cally Kelly. So his phone connects

625
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 2: the blue too it speaker while it's meant to be

626
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,600
Speaker 2: playing the music for you to walk down the aisle.

627
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 2: He taps the watch, which answers the phone. What's the

628
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Speaker 2: first thing?

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Speaker 15: He's mate says, got bro ohne, Well, she told us

630
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Speaker 15: exactly what he said, which is.

631
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Speaker 2: What we're after, and he said f up bro to

632
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Speaker 2: start her walks out.

633
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Speaker 1: It's the rhym Woody podcast.

634
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Speaker 2: And what I want to do is I want to

635
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Speaker 2: try and do a live movie trailer because there are

636
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,720
Speaker 2: three elements to any movie trailer. Right, You've got the

637
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 2: movie trailer, the movie trailer guy. Yeah, so he does

638
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:56,000
Speaker 2: the voice, right, and then you've got the music, the

639
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 2: epic music in the background, which is this like you know,

640
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 2: it's all happening. Yeah, And then you've got the scenes

641
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 2: that the movie trailer guy throws to.

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00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 11: You know, they were lost in the bellas well, Megan

643
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 11: when the.

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00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 3: Potios the toilet twenty seven toilets in it, Harry obviously.

645
00:31:14,760 --> 00:31:16,560
Speaker 2: So you're gonna be playing Are you going to be

646
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 2: doing the scenes that the movie trailer guy throws to?

647
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 3: Yeah? All right, And the good news is I have

648
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 3: a Megan as well. We've got who's hi? Vivian. Hello, now, Vivian,

649
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,840
Speaker 3: you're happy to play the character of Meghan Markle in

650
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 3: this trailer.

651
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 10: I'll give her a go.

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00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 3: Okay? An American is American?

653
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 2: You know that?

654
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 10: Oh?

655
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,479
Speaker 2: No, all right, how are you gonna can you give

656
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 2: us your best? Because you give us You're just gonna

657
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 2: have to do your best American Vivian?

658
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:46,040
Speaker 14: All right, okay, y'all.

659
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Speaker 2: Perfect, right. I don't know how we're only acting experience

660
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 2: or anything. Vivian.

661
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 14: Oh, I played a bit of sport.

662
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:56,719
Speaker 2: That's not acting.

663
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 3: That's that's sport, will be good, Vivie, bounce off each other.

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Speaker 2: So what I've got here, So Vivian in every one

665
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 2: of the scenes, you're going to be playing Megan. All right. Now,

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Speaker 2: they're only little snips of scenes. They're probably only but

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Speaker 2: you know, ten or fifteen seconds apiece, if that right?

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Speaker 2: And then I'll move you guys on with the next

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Speaker 2: plot point. All right, So I've got I've got in

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Speaker 2: front of me the plot points for the third Harry

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Speaker 2: and Meghan movie. It's called Escape from the Palace. All right, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know it sounds it sounds good, doesn't it. You're

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Speaker 2: in the first scene. But you know, I'll make it

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Speaker 2: very clear when when you're in the scene, because you'll

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Speaker 2: hear you'll hear me say Megan, okay. And then you

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Speaker 2: and Woods are just gonna ad lib the scene.

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Speaker 3: Just bounce off each other, bit bit of improv all right,

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Speaker 3: are you ready?

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Speaker 10: Go?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 14: This is going to be sits and giggles.

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Speaker 2: I'm all the first word there go all right, so

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Speaker 2: you've got my music there?

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Speaker 7: All right?

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Speaker 11: Here we go an American princess alone in a palace.

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Speaker 13: Honestly, I don't know what I'm going to do here?

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Speaker 4: Where is the toilet?

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Speaker 14: I can't find anything?

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Speaker 3: Bloody old Meghan, there's twenty five thoughts and here, can't

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Speaker 3: you find it?

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Speaker 11: A family feud between a sister in law and a

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Speaker 11: movie star?

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Speaker 3: I Meghan? I mean, Meghan, can you not wear that

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Speaker 3: twist of my widding?

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Speaker 11: Please?

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Speaker 7: Or what would you want me to wear?

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Speaker 11: Well?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, why don't you wear Harry's pants?

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Speaker 14: And I just go naked?

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Speaker 11: A family feud between an estrange father and a younger son.

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Speaker 3: Right right, Harry. We do not like this bloody American accents.

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Speaker 16: Oh come on, dad, didn't you watch suits? She was

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Speaker 16: so bloody sexy? Yeah, she had far from many sex

704
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Speaker 16: scenes in there. You know what your mother thinks about that?

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Speaker 16: Oh come on, Dad, that's gross. And Meghan's right here actually, Megan.

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Speaker 13: Well, I won't miss Kate's willie or oh your father, honey?

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Speaker 3: Have you been drinking again? And escape to la Come on, Meghan,

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Speaker 3: pack your bags?

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Speaker 2: Have you packed?

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Speaker 7: My row?

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Speaker 16: Game?

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Speaker 2: Got the bar rider?

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Speaker 11: Here from the people that brought you a royal Romance

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Speaker 11: and becoming Royal Royal Productions brings you Harry, Hello, Meghan?

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Speaker 4: Hello?

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Speaker 11: Escaping the Palace?

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Speaker 4: That it?

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Speaker 3: I mean I'd watched it was so wild amazing performance, Megan.

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Speaker 2: It's the Will and Woody podcast, but right now it's

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Speaker 2: a downright furfy off Will.

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Speaker 2: the most unbelievable stories from all across the country. You

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Speaker 2: tall tale. It's one that starts with the truth but

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Speaker 2: doesn't quite stop there. So what we're going to do

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Speaker 2: each day this week is we're hearing two furfyes. It's

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Speaker 2: let's get down to it, Woods. We've got our well

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Speaker 2: our carryover champ from yesterday, James in our furfie off.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back, James, Thank you guys having me back.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome. I feva great furfey yesterday James got a

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Speaker 3: little bit of audio of your furfey that you're told yesterday.

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Speaker 2: Here it is.

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Speaker 12: So I'm a pe teacher starter. Every year when I've

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Speaker 12: got the little year fives and the bus, we pull

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Speaker 12: up sort of just the traffic lights by the cemetery,

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Speaker 12: and I say to the boys, guy has looked outside

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Speaker 12: at that cemetery.

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Speaker 10: If she looked down.

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Speaker 13: Five down and seven across, the inventor of the crossword

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Speaker 13: puzzle is buried in there.

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Speaker 3: Okay, that's James's story from yesterday. Caitlin over to you.

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Speaker 3: Can you out do him with a firthy of your own?

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Speaker 13: Okay, So a couple of years ago, I was standing

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Speaker 13: in the paddock with my two horses and my little

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Speaker 13: ponyer he's a little bit too big for his bridges,

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Speaker 13: decided to pick on the really big, mean horse in

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Speaker 13: the paddock, and he decided. She decided. She decided she

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Speaker 13: was going to kick him. He said, no, much, she

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Speaker 13: won't kick me if I stand beside the human. She did,

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Speaker 13: and instead of kicking him, she kicked me.

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Speaker 4: In the hit.

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Speaker 13: I went flying backwards, landed in a bathtub full of water,

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Speaker 13: knocked myself unconscious, at which point I aspirated a whole

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Speaker 13: bunch of water, and I was declared clinically dead, and

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Speaker 13: the next thing I remember is waking up in hospital

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Speaker 13: with a whole bunch of tubes coming out of me

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Speaker 13: and being told that I'd been dead for about fifteen Minutesly.

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Speaker 3: Wowit a little bit stuffed.

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Speaker 2: You're not sure where you had a bathtub and a paddock,

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Speaker 2: but I mean that's what a Furfy is.

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Speaker 3: You're focusing on the wrong part of the story. Will,

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Speaker 3: She died for fifteen minutes, so I think Caitlin, you're

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Speaker 3: the current.

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Speaker 13: Thank you, fellows. I appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: You are very welcome. I mean, that is a wild story.

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Speaker 3: Can you answer Will's question now?

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Speaker 11: Though?

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Speaker 3: Why was there a bathtub in the paddy?

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Speaker 13: We'll put the horses drink from we seal it up.

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Speaker 2: Hey, James, thanks for playing mate. You've got yourself a

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Speaker 2: Firfy price pack, including a bean in a case of

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Speaker 2: a way, Sorry, the five thousand bucks isn't yours? Another

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Speaker 2: Tooltiale from the classroom didn't cat Jimmy across the line. There,

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Speaker 2: Caitlin's out and carry over champion our furfee off. She

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Speaker 1: It's the Ryllam Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: And if you're just joining us, wood his dad is

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Speaker 2: painting our only ever outside advertising. I'm not going to

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Speaker 2: call it a billboard because it's not. Wood's four went

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Speaker 2: payment for somebody's wedding in return for a free billboard.

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Speaker 2: We've since filmed that found out that billboard is not

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Speaker 2: a billboard. It's actually just a blank canvas on a trailer.

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Speaker 2: It's a moving billboard which we get to have for

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Speaker 2: hew long twenty four hours.

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Speaker 5: Perfect.

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Speaker 2: So just the day there seven on Thursday on the

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Speaker 2: long weekend. Perfect again. And look, you know, rather than

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Speaker 2: getting a great designer to do it and we could

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Speaker 2: take a photo of it and make something out of it,

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Speaker 2: you offered it to your retired dad so that he

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Speaker 2: could fill his type. And then we just found out.

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Speaker 2: We just found out before you go on that he

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Speaker 2: doesn't have any paint. Yeah, well, well a huge than

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Speaker 2: to Tiana and loads of other people that have just

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Speaker 2: called in offering their paint. If you've actually got old

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Speaker 2: paint and you want then what you should do is

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Speaker 2: head to paint back. That is apparently the responsible way

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Speaker 2: to dispose of your unwanted paint and packaging, So head

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Speaker 2: along there. And also, I've got a stress. I know

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Speaker 2: Steve's being a bit bullish about his design, but if

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Speaker 2: you want to design the billboard, Willmwoody dot com dot au.

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Speaker 2: He's taking ideas, he's open to ideas. He's taking ideas

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Speaker 2: Willamwoody dot com dot au. I think there might even

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Speaker 2: be a bit of a prize there for the best

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Speaker 2: the best design as well, So go and check that

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Speaker 2: out right now. Though, I want to talk about Dad's

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Speaker 2: versus Wild five. Give us a call right now if

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Speaker 2: you've got a story about your dad versus the wild

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Speaker 2: There's a dad over in the US who ran his

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Speaker 2: kid into the elephant enclosure and nearly killed them both,

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Speaker 2: nearly killed them both their Wow. Yeah, wild story. Wild story.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to go into it because our legal

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Speaker 2: have already had a word to me. But Dad's for

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Speaker 2: some reason, Dad's for some reason, think that, you know,

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Speaker 2: it's obviously the responsibility to be the head of the family.

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Speaker 2: For some reason, they also think that that responsibility and

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Speaker 2: that stoicism and that courage filters naturally into how they

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Speaker 2: deal with animals and nature.

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Speaker 3: They're trying to impress the kids. That's that's my well.

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Speaker 2: It's their job. It's their job, you know, you know,

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Speaker 2: they're feeling masculated if they can't feel that job. But

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Speaker 2: beautifully that always means well, pretty much ninety percent of

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Speaker 2: the time, disaster. These are cracking stories. Thirteen one, six five.

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Speaker 2: I'd love to hear from you guys right up next

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Speaker 2: with a dad versus wild tale woods. We aren't talking

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Speaker 2: dad versus wild some reason, dads think that it is,

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Speaker 2: you know, part of their role to be good when

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Speaker 2: it comes to coming up against nature. I mean in

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Speaker 2: front of your kids. Obviously, you know, you want to

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Speaker 2: show them that you know what you're doing, and more

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Speaker 2: often than not, they don't, which leads to hilarity. So

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Speaker 2: let's go to Caroline, who's given us a call on

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Speaker 2: thirteen one or sixty five. Caroline, what happened to your dad?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, my dad thought he'd be really smart when we

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Speaker 12: were kids, and he decided to go into the mangroves

848
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Speaker 12: when we were down the creek.

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Speaker 10: Once came across a bee hive wroted it.

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Speaker 15: So he was really hot because he.

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Speaker 10: Didn't get stung.

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Speaker 12: Took a bite out of the honeycomb and got done

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Speaker 12: by two bees right on the tongue.

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Speaker 3: That's good stuff, my old man. We were on holiday

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Speaker 3: in Mansfield, which is like country Victoria, and Dad, me

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Speaker 3: and my brother noticed a brown snake, which is pretty dangerous. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: a tennis court in the country Victoria. The guy who

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Speaker 3: ran like the resort he sort of farm thing came

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Speaker 3: down and was like, right, we're gonna have to all

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Speaker 3: the brown snakes have.

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Speaker 2: When you say resorty sort of farm, I mean knowing

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Speaker 2: that your dad's are tin as now and looking back

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Speaker 2: there and was just just like an old school friend.

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Speaker 3: Chumming with the guy. So he probably didn't pay for

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Speaker 3: this holiday. And anyway, the guy goes, look, we're gonna

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Speaker 3: have to try and kill the brown snake. And he

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Speaker 3: said to my dad, Steve, have you ever used an

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Speaker 3: air rifle before? And this is that moment where Dad

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Speaker 3: say no, yeah, you're not a farm guy. Say got

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Speaker 3: a ranger yet? Absolutely?

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Speaker 4: Mate?

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Speaker 3: Did he really me the air rifle? So the guy goes, right,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to bang the ground here because they went

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Speaker 3: under the under the tennis court. I'm going to bang

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Speaker 3: the ground here. The brown say would come out and Steve,

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Speaker 3: I just want you to shoot it. Yeah, Dad goes, yeah, mate,

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Speaker 3: no where. So Dad takes him. The brown snake comes

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Speaker 3: in and he shoots the guy in the force on

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Speaker 3: your dad.

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Speaker 2: Good stuff, we've got Luke here. Dad's been a real

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Speaker 2: highlight for the first twenty minutes of the show. Luke,

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Speaker 2: we're talking dang up mate, good with joking Dad versus

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Speaker 2: wild Your dad's got a survivals thorughy what you got?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, mate.

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Speaker 4: So we went out to a little it's just outside

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Speaker 4: of Orange. It's called Long Point and yeah we went

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Speaker 4: out there, mate, And we're out there for with one

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Speaker 4: of his mates for about three days. Anyways, the third

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Speaker 4: day come around, we'd run out of beer right anyway,

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Speaker 4: so we're sitting around, everyone's getting ready to go home

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Speaker 4: and uh so, anyways, we put the boat in, go

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Speaker 4: into the river. We fly down the river a little

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Speaker 4: bit and pull up to do a bit of fishing.

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Speaker 4: Next thing up, mate, we look over the side and

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Speaker 4: this cold river there's a six pack of four exculted there.

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Speaker 3: Oh little river, and mate, we look out of the sword.

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Speaker 4: We pick it up and it gets us another night

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Speaker 4: on the river.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely wild. I'll tell you what, mate, I had no

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Speaker 2: idea where you were going there. I think you lost

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Speaker 2: where you were going there. But floating back of forrex

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Speaker 2: gold down the river? How good is that? Nothing to

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Speaker 2: do with the world in the end. Let's go to

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Speaker 2: I suppose the beer was in the wild. Let's go

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Speaker 2: to Amber. I love you. Look thirty one six five Amber.

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Speaker 2: We're talking dad versus wild. What you got for us?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 7: When my husband was ten years old, he went hunting

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Speaker 7: in India with my father in law and they were

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Speaker 7: hunting for boars. I think, right, yeah, some animal moved,

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Speaker 7: my father in law shot his gun. Then next thing

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Speaker 7: you know, the tiger.

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Speaker 14: Rars and they hide under a silo for the rest

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Speaker 14: of the night.

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Speaker 7: Wow.

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Speaker 14: So that I get eaten by a tiger?

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Speaker 9: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Wow? Way did he find a pack of four x gold?

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