1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:03,000 Speaker 1: Everybody. 2 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Speaker 2: It's times Joldie and. 3 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:10,560 Speaker 1: Amanda's curtain fall. It's the curtain room for day. 4 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:15,520 Speaker 3: It's a curtain room for day. 5 00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 4: What's on a curtain room for well, let's talk about 6 00:00:19,600 --> 00:00:20,160 Speaker 4: poo today. 7 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:21,720 Speaker 3: Fossilized pooh. 8 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 4: They are prehistoric time capsules and a pooseum has been 9 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 4: opened a world breaking one. Brendan, you and I are 10 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:31,480 Speaker 4: world breakers. We hold a Guinness World record. Why don't 11 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:32,520 Speaker 4: you tell the people about that? 12 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,559 Speaker 1: I know at eight o'clock every morning that you go 13 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,479 Speaker 1: for a try and set a new record. 14 00:00:36,720 --> 00:00:39,600 Speaker 4: We own the world record. What we did for about 15 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:43,360 Speaker 4: a week for the world's longest underwater broadcast through that 16 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:47,680 Speaker 4: we did the Sydney Aquarium surrounded by lemon sharks and 17 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,639 Speaker 4: a great nurse and a great nurse she was there 18 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:52,440 Speaker 4: just in case. Who did our pulse taken? But this 19 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:55,760 Speaker 4: is a world record. This guy's name is George Franson. 20 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 4: He holds the Guinness World Record for the largest collection 21 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 4: of fossilized feces, and so he has opened up his poosium. 22 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,920 Speaker 4: Rather than saying fossilized feces, they're called coprolte. 23 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,920 Speaker 3: Don't ever buy me jewelry made from coprolite. 24 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,880 Speaker 4: So this man has the world's largest prehistoric Pooh specimens. 25 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:17,280 Speaker 4: He's got dinosaur poos He's got over eight thousand fossils, 26 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:20,839 Speaker 4: including that of the dinosaurs in a renowned twenty seven 27 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:25,280 Speaker 4: inch sample of carnival coprolite called barnum. Imagine having a 28 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:28,520 Speaker 4: giant Pooh named after you, and he said. Initially many 29 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 4: people react with a yak face or laughter when they 30 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 4: first hear of the poosium. But people leave this one 31 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,320 Speaker 4: of a kind experience fascinated. 32 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:36,600 Speaker 1: And what do I learn about it? 33 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,880 Speaker 4: Well, we learn about what if it's, say, a dinosaur pooh. 34 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,480 Speaker 4: We learn about their diet. Yep, we learn about what 35 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:45,240 Speaker 4: microbes might have been present in their gut, so their 36 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 4: gut health, their diet, their gut health and their diet. 37 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:53,000 Speaker 4: Did I mentioned gut health and also diet? Okay, you 38 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:56,680 Speaker 4: know one pooh I'm fascinated by. Yes, it's a human pooh, 39 00:01:56,720 --> 00:02:00,559 Speaker 4: of course you are. This is a fossilized Viking pool pooh. 40 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 4: It's the world's most valuable excrement. It's twelve hundred years old, 41 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 4: as I say here at twelve hundred year old bellel movement. 42 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 4: It is at the Viking Center in New York in England. 43 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:16,240 Speaker 4: And what's fascinating about it is this from the ninth 44 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:20,800 Speaker 4: century AD. Yep, it's scientific value puts it at thirty 45 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 4: nine thousand dollars. But it's massive. Happy, Well it's not 46 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 4: written here, but have a look. How massive you think 47 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 4: that might be? 48 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:33,760 Speaker 1: Well, that's massive, it's next door Guinness World Record. 49 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:37,400 Speaker 3: Is that is that actual sign that's bigger than the plaque? 50 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:38,320 Speaker 3: Is that actual sign? 51 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:41,160 Speaker 1: Oh? My god, Vikings what they eat? 52 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:43,760 Speaker 4: Well that's what they're using this to find out. What 53 00:02:43,880 --> 00:02:47,800 Speaker 4: I find extraordinary is that that Viking went to a 54 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:51,320 Speaker 4: private place to have a private moment. And if someone 55 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,280 Speaker 4: had said, how you're going to be immortalized here thought 56 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 4: for my daring, do for my great works, for my 57 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,239 Speaker 4: luscious hair, no mate, for saving the Pooh? 58 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 1: His wife was the door, Oh life, whey are you? 59 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:03,360 Speaker 1: The huns are coming? 60 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,080 Speaker 3: And he's saying give it twenty. 61 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:09,920 Speaker 1: Woods twenty There was that story. And you like to 62 00:03:09,919 --> 00:03:10,520 Speaker 1: bring this up. 63 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 3: It's about the queen, Yes, the estpol Pooh. 64 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 4: I've heard this from someone very high up in the navy, 65 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,760 Speaker 4: and it may be an urban myth, but go on 66 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:24,320 Speaker 4: that it's a dreadful time. Come on, that a net 67 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:26,600 Speaker 4: would be not a person called a net. A net 68 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 4: would be put across the loop if she had to 69 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 4: go to the toilet on one of these. 70 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:31,560 Speaker 1: Big ships, where with the net on. 71 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:35,720 Speaker 3: The under the spind to catch the four. 72 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:38,120 Speaker 1: So on there. So it was a direct pump out 73 00:03:38,160 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 1: into the sea. 74 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:40,720 Speaker 3: Is that what boats do? 75 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 2: Well? In the old days they had boats, you know? 76 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 2: These days modern boats have holding tanks and the like. 77 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:49,000 Speaker 2: But maybe in the old days it just went straight 78 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:49,920 Speaker 2: to waist. 79 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 3: And it would be it would be captured. 80 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:53,960 Speaker 1: Yep, So they put above the bar. 81 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:57,880 Speaker 3: I don't know if so awful. I'm trying to ride. 82 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:02,000 Speaker 2: You're saying that able to see him an old mate 83 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 2: bend over with a net and as the queen dropped 84 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,280 Speaker 2: a log flushed it. 85 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:08,320 Speaker 1: It goes out. 86 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:10,280 Speaker 3: All I know it was captured. 87 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 4: I don't know how the workings. I don't have the 88 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 4: plumbing books on a big ship. 89 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:15,160 Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just putting pieces together. 90 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,440 Speaker 3: Here they hunt for Red October. 91 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 4: But I don't like to talk about it because I 92 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:27,799 Speaker 4: actually don't think that the sailors and the British Navy 93 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:30,480 Speaker 4: would be disrespectful enough to do it. I think they 94 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 4: idolized the queen. Of course, Philip might be another story. 95 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:35,920 Speaker 1: But you have been purporting this story for. 96 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:38,120 Speaker 4: As someone told someone who was high up in the 97 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,120 Speaker 4: merchant Navy told me that who was that. 98 00:04:40,320 --> 00:04:41,360 Speaker 3: I'm not going to tell you my. 99 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:43,760 Speaker 1: Sources, right, it wasn't Captain Bird's Eye. 100 00:04:43,839 --> 00:04:51,000 Speaker 4: Wasn't Captain birds was Captain Snooze. And that was a 101 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:51,640 Speaker 4: real person. 102 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:57,240 Speaker 1: So I was an official naval officer, not a merchandised. 103 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,200 Speaker 3: Not mister old mate down the shops. 104 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 1: That was like a corporate I don't like to talk 105 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:03,200 Speaker 1: advertising icon. 106 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,080 Speaker 4: It was a time when I found that story funny, 107 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:06,520 Speaker 4: and as I get older, I just think I don't 108 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:07,160 Speaker 4: like it anymore. 109 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:09,479 Speaker 1: Okay, well maybe you should drop it from your repertoire. 110 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:12,040 Speaker 4: Well you forced me to tell you, and that Viking saying, hey, 111 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:13,600 Speaker 4: make can you drop mine as well? 112 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:14,760 Speaker 3: Drop my story? 113 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:17,840 Speaker 1: And that's why it's on the curtain room floor. 114 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:18,600 Speaker 3: That's history. 115 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 1: Okay, kids, that's it for day. 116 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 3: Come back to my moor Chosey and a Maniston room floor.