WEBVTT - BEST OF: Surprise!! 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:01.600 Is It just Me? 0:00:02.160 --> 0:00:04.320 A podcast by a couple of midges. 0:00:05.280 --> 0:00:07.760 Hello, surprise, guess who's bag? 0:00:07.960 --> 0:00:09.960 But you thought you'd heard the last of us? 0:00:10.000 --> 0:00:12.799 Ye for the year full ju Here we are in 0:00:12.840 --> 0:00:15.120 your feeds as a little Chrissy gift. You thought you'd 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:17.440 unwrap the last of your presents, but no, this little 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:20.040 notification was the last little Chris Kringle you didn't know 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:20.560 was coming. 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:23.239 Yeah, this episode's coming to you on Christmas morning, So 0:00:23.400 --> 0:00:26.279 Merry Christmas. And I get that Christmas can be a 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:28.680 lonely time for some people, So if you're choosing to 0:00:28.680 --> 0:00:30.560 spend your time with us, we are honored to be 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:32.760 part of your day. But also maybe you've popped this 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:35.479 on while you're driving around doing all the Christmas running 0:00:35.479 --> 0:00:38.960 around two different relatives, barbecues and lunch and dinner, plants 0:00:38.960 --> 0:00:39.680 and all that shit. 0:00:39.960 --> 0:00:42.080 Yeah, so much driving Christmas Day. I've got to do 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:43.760 a lot of driving Christmas Day. And me with my 0:00:43.800 --> 0:00:45.960 one demerit point, I'm gonna be driving like a saint 0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:49.199 like missus, cause I'm going to be very very calm 0:00:49.640 --> 0:00:50.400 and considered. 0:00:50.479 --> 0:00:52.760 And also, your boyfriend doesn't drive, so you're always stuck 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:53.360 going desot. 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:56.440 Don't remind me. It really is horrific. And also it's 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:58.279 not even desot It's like eating food. You know, when 0:00:58.320 --> 0:00:59.960 you eat a giant meal and you need an hour 0:01:00.120 --> 0:01:01.720 or two to veg out. I don't want to drive. 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:03.600 I don't want to eat and drive nothing worse. 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:06.600 That's so true that it's almost a food hangover. Yeah, 0:01:06.640 --> 0:01:07.639 after Christmas lunch. 0:01:07.720 --> 0:01:11.560 Yeah truly. I mean this is we've recorded this before Christmas. 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:14.280 But listen, I love Christmas. It's my favorite time of 0:01:14.360 --> 0:01:16.520 year and I'm so excited for it. 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:19.240 And listen, We're going to be doing five Best Bits 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:21.760 episodes over the next few weeks, just to fill in 0:01:21.800 --> 0:01:24.240 the gaps while we're on summer break, and each week 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:27.000 it's going to have a different theme. So today, just 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:30.080 because it's Christmas, the season of giving, we're going to 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:32.320 be looking back on some of the iconic times that 0:01:32.360 --> 0:01:34.600 we have surprised each other. You know, we like to 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:35.840 spring shit and each other. 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:36.959 Oh yeah, just. 0:01:36.880 --> 0:01:37.559 To get the reaction. 0:01:37.760 --> 0:01:39.720 These little best bits are great because if you're new 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:41.800 to the show, you might have missed them or skimmed 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:43.679 over them, if you were doing a binge or if 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:45.880 you're an og, you would have forgotten about them even 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:47.360 mit when we were trying to plan this, So I'm like, 0:01:47.360 --> 0:01:49.880 when the fuck did that happen? Did we do that 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:50.600 on this show? 0:01:50.840 --> 0:01:51.000 Oh? 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:52.240 My god? Yeah. 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:54.520 So we're not just doing the best bits of season four. 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:57.280 We're going right into the archives. So if you're a 0:01:57.360 --> 0:01:59.680 new listener, perfect, we're just going to bring you up 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:02.440 to So why don't we kick things off with a 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:04.960 Christmas episode that we did back in season one? This 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:09.119 was episode thirteen and your Christmas present for our third 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:12.280 wheel price keep it? Jenna gave her quite a shock, 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:12.720 didn't this? 0:02:12.760 --> 0:02:14.800 Oh god, this is one of my favorite podcast moments 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:15.880 of all time. 0:02:16.200 --> 0:02:16.519 Enjoyed. 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:22.000 It is Christmas time, so I thought I might do 0:02:22.120 --> 0:02:25.119 something that'll set the festive theme for the year. 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:25.560 Right. 0:02:26.240 --> 0:02:28.119 I am a lovely co host, and I haven't told 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:30.040 you this was happening. We could have done a secret center, 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:32.400 but I love you too, and what I've done is 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:34.480 I bought you both a present and I haven't told 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:37.959 you about this. Jenna, Oh my god, I was worried 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:38.480 about Jenna. 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:40.880 To be honest, Jenna, you didn't get him anything, did you? No? Oh? 0:02:40.880 --> 0:02:41.200 Thank god? 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:42.239 Did you get me anything? 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:42.600 Well? 0:02:42.600 --> 0:02:42.959 I don't know. 0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:44.000 We're doing this, that's anyway. 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:45.680 So you know, I kind of like the attention, so 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:47.800 I just didn't want to tell you because now you 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:48.880 look like the fuck heads. 0:02:48.919 --> 0:02:50.840 I see what you have done. I see what you've done. 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:53.440 I sat on the show. Okay, So I go to 0:02:53.440 --> 0:02:55.920 start with you, Mitchell Coombs. You, I know you're a 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:57.799 brand boy, and you've always won one of those frank 0:02:57.880 --> 0:02:58.960 Green drink bottles. 0:02:59.320 --> 0:03:03.720 Oh did you get everyone to oh, thank you Merry Christmas? 0:03:04.120 --> 0:03:05.079 Oh there you go. 0:03:05.240 --> 0:03:05.840 That's cute. 0:03:05.880 --> 0:03:07.639 This is like the same brand that all those wanky 0:03:07.760 --> 0:03:08.600 keep cups come in. 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:11.600 Yeah, they're very nice, cold you can put. 0:03:11.800 --> 0:03:13.680 I'm actually not a brand boy, which is why I 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:15.840 haven't brought one myself, because I'm like, I can't justify 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:17.840 spending that much money on a frigging drink bottle when 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:19.800 I could just be reusing an old Mount Franklin. 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:20.880 You know they don't have to. 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:22.359 Now I don't thank you very much. 0:03:22.440 --> 0:03:26.320 You are a brand boy. That's fine, very nice and general. 0:03:26.360 --> 0:03:29.200 I got you something too, My god, j I got 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:38.920 you a fish. What Merry Christmas? My god, Christmas? 0:03:39.760 --> 0:03:40.400 How cute. 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:42.760 All right, let's go on with the show. Lucky you, 0:03:42.840 --> 0:03:50.960 Jenna Merry Christmas. What's up, John? Why are you crying? Jenna? 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:52.440 These can't be authentic cries? 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:57.240 Are you freaking out of the fish? So obviously people 0:03:57.240 --> 0:03:59.720 can't see it's right now. She's got a plastic bag 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:00.440 with a fish in it. 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:02.360 Yeah, I've just put it in the bag. It's very finding, 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:04.520 Nemo Wes. You actually look a lot like that girl 0:04:04.760 --> 0:04:08.120 who's got the braces who we worked in the You 0:04:08.160 --> 0:04:08.680 look like. 0:04:10.160 --> 0:04:10.400 Dead. 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:13.440 No, Jenner, it's a Siamese fighting fish. She's alive. 0:04:13.600 --> 0:04:15.800 I went to the pet It shows some respect. Give 0:04:15.800 --> 0:04:16.760 it a name. It's your pet. 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:18.760 Yeah, it's a Siamese fighting fish. And I walked into 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:22.000 pet bar and I thought, what animal perfectly describes Jennet. 0:04:22.040 --> 0:04:26.320 And I saw I saw this lethargic fish swimming in 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:29.479 a bowl, barely alive. As I approached it and tapped 0:04:29.839 --> 0:04:31.760 on the glass, it barely moved. 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:34.640 Oh my god, you got her a fish on his deathbed. 0:04:34.960 --> 0:04:36.760 That was someone's deathbed, I asked the guy, and I 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:39.080 was like, oh, use this fish ouse. That's the temperament made. 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:41.400 All they do is sit and watch. That is very 0:04:41.920 --> 0:04:42.400 very Jenna. 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:43.160 It's moving. 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:44.040 Oh it's Cissy. 0:04:44.160 --> 0:04:46.320 We were talking about it. We thought, Jenna leaves alone. 0:04:46.360 --> 0:04:49.560 She could do with the pet ber. You've got a fish, now, enjoyed, Jenna. 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:50.039 Do I have a teen? 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:50.280 No? 0:04:52.080 --> 0:04:53.359 You meant to put them in a take within like 0:04:53.400 --> 0:04:53.880 half an hour. 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:56.560 Yes, you can do that at your own costs. We'll 0:04:56.560 --> 0:04:59.919 finish the show and you can. He'll be right. Just 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:01.720 put it in a glass of water until you get home. 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:04.240 Put it in my frank green water boy idea. 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:07.479 Well, my team have secret answer tomorrow. 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:09.719 And you're not going to re give the fish. 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:11.760 You're not going to give you a tank. Don't hope 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:14.239 that Jonesy and Amanda will bring in a filtered tank. 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:19.600 You need a tank, Okay, kidding, Say I got your tank. 0:05:19.720 --> 0:05:22.960 It's filtered, it's heated. No, Jenna, because I love you 0:05:23.279 --> 0:05:24.960 and you live alone, and I want you to have 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:26.400 someone in your house with you. 0:05:26.960 --> 0:05:29.279 This is the exact reaction we wanted by getting her 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:32.000 a fish. She went through the initial like absolute freak 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:33.320 out of what the fuck am I going to do 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:35.240 with a fish? And now she's just like attached to it. 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:35.640 Look at it. 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:36.719 Oh, it's so cute. 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:39.080 It's bright blue. Describe it, Jane, It's very cute. You 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:40.040 haven't given it, a name. 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:41.800 Yet I'm going to call. 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:44.599 This is so hard. 0:05:44.880 --> 0:05:46.200 Well, we have until the end of the show to 0:05:46.200 --> 0:05:47.640 come up with a name, so let us do the show. 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:49.360 By the end of the show, we want to name it. 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:50.880 Of you to name it Sylvia. 0:05:50.960 --> 0:05:53.160 We got that quick named after who. 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:56.599 Well, there's our TSL technique gone. We're going to hook 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:58.080 people throughout the whole show or what the fuck are 0:05:58.080 --> 0:05:58.920 they gonna call it. 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:01.599 A breakfast show? And out's the ten thousand dollars Winter 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:06.200 after six. No, wait, it's Julie, she's here after Sylvia Jeffries, 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:07.560 I'm assuming the TV presenter. 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:10.479 Yeah. Nice. We've got to get that thing in a tank. 0:06:10.520 --> 0:06:13.040 It's starting to there's a lot of fish excrement in 0:06:13.080 --> 0:06:13.680 that bag. 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:15.840 I've got is if you've got to the corporate kitchen 0:06:15.920 --> 0:06:17.920 right next to the CEO's office. He walked in when 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:19.960 I was feeling it up in his Irish, he was like, 0:06:20.000 --> 0:06:22.080 what is this? I said, Oh, it's a fish. He 0:06:22.120 --> 0:06:24.960 went for the office. I didn't approve that, but anyway, 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:29.640 that's your fish. Happy Christmas, Merry Christmas. Regionally. Just wanted 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:32.120 to give you the bag and just leave you just 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:35.599 watching with a vision plastic bag. 0:06:35.920 --> 0:06:36.800 I would have done that. 0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:43.679 Okyo. The next surprise that we're going to be looking 0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:46.719 back on. This was back in episode nineteen, so still 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:49.120 early on in season one, and this was when COVID 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:51.480 was just starting to become a thing. It was sort 0:06:51.480 --> 0:06:54.200 of on the cusp of thinking, Oh, this COVID thing, 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:57.080 it'll blow over, it's nothing, and starting to think, oh, 0:06:57.400 --> 0:06:59.560 this shit is getting real. Do you remember this too? 0:06:59.680 --> 0:06:59.760 Oh? 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:01.400 My, I do. And it was like we kind of 0:07:01.440 --> 0:07:03.560 all were in denial. We didn't want it to happen. 0:07:03.640 --> 0:07:06.520 Yeah, And you had a big weekend away planned, going 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:09.640 to Melbourne to see Miley Cyrus live, and then I 0:07:09.680 --> 0:07:13.240 had to break this news to you. You only just 0:07:13.240 --> 0:07:15.560 got here, you only just walked in the building. I'm 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:18.960 not sure if you missed the breaking news that happened 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:21.680 about five minutes before you rocked up. It does affect you. 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:22.360 What is it? 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:25.000 Well, I've got it here in front of me, I've 0:07:25.000 --> 0:07:25.840 printed it out for you. 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:27.440 Is it everything right? 0:07:28.160 --> 0:07:33.240 It's a post from Miley Cyrus Australia to reduce potential 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:36.640 health risks in response to the current global health crisis, 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:39.040 we are no longer traveling to Australia for the show 0:07:39.880 --> 0:07:42.800 I'm so disappointed not to be there, but I have 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:45.640 to protect the band and crew. We'll still be donating 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:50.320 to the bush fires. I'm sorry, Australia. I'll check back soon. Here. 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:51.600 Where'd you put this? 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:53.440 Facebook? Twitter, Instagram? Everywhere? 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:54.160 You've docted it? 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:55.000 I have not. 0:07:55.200 --> 0:07:55.800 You've faked it. 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:57.240 There's stories about it. 0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:58.280 Get it up on your phone, Jenna. 0:07:58.320 --> 0:07:59.680 Now, okay, so. 0:08:01.240 --> 0:08:03.680 Right, we've had to move the day that we record 0:08:03.720 --> 0:08:07.080 our podcast usually because you were going to Melbourne with 0:08:07.440 --> 0:08:09.760 your partner as surprised for his birthday to go see 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:11.760 Miley Cyrus and I thought, oh no. 0:08:11.880 --> 0:08:14.160 I have hard palpitations, bigger than usual too. 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:15.760 You actually didn't know. You hadn't heard. 0:08:15.840 --> 0:08:17.080 No, I swear to you, I haven't heard. 0:08:17.600 --> 0:08:18.960 I'm so sorry to be the one to break it 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:19.200 to you. 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:24.280 I have spent weeks organizing his goddamn present. It's stupid, boy. 0:08:24.800 --> 0:08:25.960 Are you still going to go to Melbourne? 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:30.560 Do you think I've booked the Crown? I've paid so 0:08:30.680 --> 0:08:34.640 much money for a Kingview City room. I paid for 0:08:34.720 --> 0:08:37.000 parkings today because I got a hurt tiker and I'm 0:08:37.040 --> 0:08:38.640 under twenty five, so I had to pay an extra 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:39.920 twenty dollars. 0:08:39.760 --> 0:08:41.760 Well that's all right then, if it's all organized, you 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:43.000 can still have a nice weekend. 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:46.280 Due to the recommendations of local states shut out Miley 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:50.800 to reduce potential health through she fucking twerks on every 0:08:50.840 --> 0:08:53.640 man she can. God for me, she gets a sniffle 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:57.160 the global health crisis. Fucking Miley. But I have to 0:08:57.160 --> 0:08:59.319 do what he's right to protect the health and safety 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:00.520 of my band and Crewe. 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:02.640 Very dramatic, isn't it. 0:09:02.679 --> 0:09:05.120 But I will be back soon. Holy shit, this is 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:06.920 absolutely devastating to me. 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:08.920 I also don't believe it when she says she'll be 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:11.040 back soon. Last time she was in Australia was for 0:09:11.080 --> 0:09:13.800 the Gypsy Heart to Her in like two thousand and 0:09:13.840 --> 0:09:16.200 god knows what, when she still had pure long brown hair. 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:18.080 Also, she hasn't been back in ages. This is big. 0:09:18.200 --> 0:09:19.880 I think that could be rolled on. 0:09:20.160 --> 0:09:22.040 Oh my god, Well. 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:25.439 Happy birthday to Hayden. No lady birthday. The weekend will 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:27.240 have been by the time this podcast is out. I 0:09:27.240 --> 0:09:28.240 hope you guys had a great time. 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:29.640 What else are we going to do in Melbourne on 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:30.320 Friday night? 0:09:30.880 --> 0:09:31.080 Oh? 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:32.560 Sure, there's an AFL game on. 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:34.240 They've got good ramen. 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:36.400 Well, what's that noodle. 0:09:37.320 --> 0:09:39.600 Oh right, well, it's my favorite ramen. 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:42.520 I'm sure it is. Hold on a second, So. 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:45.720 Jenny, you lived in Melbourne for a Yes, I'm sure 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:46.880 you've got some recommendations. 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:53.240 So that tram doing Jenny the painting class. 0:09:53.400 --> 0:09:57.040 No, I loved the the leisure center near me. I 0:09:57.080 --> 0:09:58.599 did somber and everything. 0:09:58.440 --> 0:10:01.360 When she lived in Melbourne. In story, every time I 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:04.360 checked it, Jenna was always at the most bizarre event. 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:06.760 It was like, oh, here I am at the Mickey 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:09.480 Mouse forty that of Earthy Parade. It's like I hadnt 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:10.400 knowed you that existed. 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:13.840 Oh there was this awesome place called Sovereign Hill and 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:17.000 it was all gold Rush Stuff's like people from the 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:20.160 eighteen hundreds, all dressed up and acting out these things. 0:10:20.200 --> 0:10:22.559 It was there. Really are a spirit that died in 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:30.120 the twenties, aren't you've really incarnated in twenty twenty? 0:10:30.800 --> 0:10:33.080 Oh my god, I think that moment right there was 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:35.920 the origin of this stupid running joke we have about 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:39.520 Jenna having multiple lives. Don't you reckon? I know anyway, 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:41.760 right now, let's take a listen back to the first 0:10:41.800 --> 0:10:44.480 ever time that we ran a segment idea of yours 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:47.120 called instant interview with some one of these in ages. 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:48.760 Actually, no, it's been a long time. I think we've 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:51.800 actually just been getting actual interviews and we've been preparing 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:54.240 for them. They haven't been instant, they've been prepped. But 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:58.000 this is ridiculous. This is a silly game where we 0:10:58.040 --> 0:11:01.240 book an interview and we give you zero notice on 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:03.679 who it is, with zero prep, and you are thrown 0:11:03.720 --> 0:11:04.679 in blind. 0:11:04.880 --> 0:11:07.920 This one was back in episode twenty six, And you 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:10.720 know me, I like to be prepared. I don't like 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:12.840 to wing it like you do. Although I think I've 0:11:12.880 --> 0:11:15.319 gotten a little bit better at winging. It's by Osmosi's 0:11:15.360 --> 0:11:18.880 being around you. But at the time I was very, 0:11:19.040 --> 0:11:21.760 very nervous at this instant interview. I had no idea 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:24.679 who the guest was that you booked. Here's how I coped. 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:28.960 It's the segment you've been dreading and the segment that 0:11:29.000 --> 0:11:32.160 I've been just so excited to do, the first ever 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:35.640 iGEM instant interview. You need to get out because I 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:37.200 need to tell the people who you're about to interview. 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:38.920 Oh no, that's not fair. 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:41.120 That's the point of it. You can't know and the 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:41.960 people have to know. 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:44.160 But get out. 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:47.040 Yeah, out tables and get out. Come on. 0:11:47.200 --> 0:11:49.000 I was already anxious. Now that I know that everyone 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:50.559 else is going to know. So you're going to tell 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:51.240 everyone who it is. 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:54.000 Get out, stop your doc. Martin's out here, Go on, 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:58.720 go to the wee wave. So right, he's out here. 0:11:59.520 --> 0:12:02.200 You don't even know who's talking about So, ladies and gentlemen, 0:12:02.240 --> 0:12:05.320 if you have Netflix, I mean who doesn't, You're probably 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:08.880 familiar with the New Jenna. It's like the second trending 0:12:08.880 --> 0:12:11.960 show in the world. It's too hot to handle. It's 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:14.679 like that Love Island show, but they can't have sex. 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:16.440 You know, everyone's talking about it. 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:20.160 Everyone's talking about it literally, and it's like rating its 0:12:20.240 --> 0:12:22.320 tits off. And one of the bigg look at him 0:12:22.320 --> 0:12:24.680 at the window looking it's like a koodle at the 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:27.640 picture prothetic buy me, buy me, no, No. 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:30.440 When you say look at him, people can't see me. 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:37.040 Get out anyway. Harry Jousey is the star. He has 0:12:37.120 --> 0:12:40.560 three million, over three million Instagram followers, and he was 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:42.520 hard to get. I had to go through my contacts. 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:46.560 I've secured him on the line and he is here 0:12:46.600 --> 0:12:50.880 now on a hold. He's been on a hold, and 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:52.880 then we're going to turn out myself and it's going 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:55.240 to be me and you and you guys listening, and 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:58.320 Mitch has five minutes to fill. Oh, come back in, 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:09.880 take your seat, headphones on and on three. You have 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:11.000 five minutes to film, Mitch. 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:12.360 All right, so can you at least tell me what 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:12.719 they do? 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:18.240 Jenner's Microsoft, I'm going to and I'm merging. 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:21.400 They on hold right now? Can they hear this? 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:23.600 No, they're listening to music right now. 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:26.640 Oh right, So they don't know that. I don't know 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:27.079 who they are. 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:29.199 Correct. They think this is a standard interview. They think 0:13:29.240 --> 0:13:31.320 this is being broadcast. They think this is the big 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:35.240 Australian press merging the call in three? 0:13:39.679 --> 0:13:46.400 Hello, Hello, oh hi, we've got an interview. 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:48.840 Now right, Yes, how are you going? 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:52.200 Oh I'm so good. Look, I'm sure for many people 0:13:52.360 --> 0:13:55.960 you need no introduction, but I'll give you that opportunity anyway. 0:13:57.040 --> 0:13:57.840 Introduce yourself. 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:03.200 How I am Harry? How are you, Harry? What's going on? 0:14:04.440 --> 0:14:06.079 Oh? Not a lot, Harry? What about you? Have you 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:06.520 been busy? 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:06.760 Right? 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:09.360 What's your what's your latest accolade? 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:14.200 I've done a couple of things on on Netflix. Have 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:16.640 you watched that one? Have you got Netflix? 0:14:17.160 --> 0:14:21.440 Yes? I have Netflix. Yeah, big show a really popular 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:22.400 for those who haven't heard of it. 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:22.920 What is it? 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:27.320 Well, I don't know. I guess you would know it 0:14:27.440 --> 0:14:31.200 because you're the one interviewing me. It's a number one 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:33.680 show in the entire world right now. I don't know 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:35.600 if you've If you, I don't know. 0:14:39.440 --> 0:14:42.760 I can't actually recall the show. Could you just let 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:43.360 me know what it is? 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:48.440 Again? It's called too Hot, dandel Oh too hot? 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:53.560 Oh right, okay, that no, No, The thing is I've 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:56.000 actually got really good pop culture knowledge. So that's the 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:57.600 one that's a little bit like Love Island. But you're 0:14:57.600 --> 0:14:58.680 not allowed to poork right. 0:15:00.160 --> 0:15:00.360 There. 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:01.040 There you go. 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:05.400 Now we're cooking with gas parry. That's yep, okay, too 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:08.240 hot to handle? Wow? Okay, good thing you've got that 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:10.400 in the can before the whole coronavirus thing. How long 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:11.120 ago was filming? 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:15.680 It was in April last year, so we absolutely smashed it. 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:18.600 Yeah wow, okay, thank Christ. Won't be holding my breath 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:21.880 for a season two. So not allowed to pork on 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:24.200 the show. But I'm assuming before you went into the 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:26.600 show you thought you were allowed to bang the contestants 0:15:26.600 --> 0:15:28.040 like a normal dating show. 0:15:28.800 --> 0:15:28.920 Oo. 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:32.640 Yeah, but I still I still absolutely clap cheeks, so 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:35.680 there's no holding me back in that situation. 0:15:36.480 --> 0:15:39.720 Oh wait, isn't there a punishment if you do bang 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:42.360 people on the show, or if you do even kiss 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:45.160 or something like that. Isn't there some sort of penalty 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:46.080 or punishment if you. 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:49.520 Actually I lost thirty two ks of everyone's the money? 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:51.280 You lost thirty two k. 0:15:52.920 --> 0:15:55.200 Yeah it was very expensive, shag, but was worth it. 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:58.400 Hold on one second, I know what k is dickhead? 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:01.800 All right, Wow, so you lost thirty two thousand and 0:16:01.880 --> 0:16:03.880 is that from the one communal prize money pool? 0:16:04.880 --> 0:16:05.080 Yeah? 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:06.360 Yeah, but we made it back. 0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:11.080 I'm actually loving this. This is interesting. I'm learning all 0:16:11.080 --> 0:16:13.960 about the show from one of the people on the show. Okay, wow, 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:15.960 people would have been spewed with you, Harry, what a 0:16:16.000 --> 0:16:16.480 dog act? 0:16:16.960 --> 0:16:18.880 Yeah well look I'm Australian. 0:16:18.600 --> 0:16:21.760 So of course, so you would have been finger bashing people. 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:23.760 That would have cost you one lump summert once. 0:16:23.880 --> 0:16:27.160 Right, Yeah, I was, I was and everything. 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:31.280