Speaker 1: Is It just Me?
Speaker 2: A podcast by a couple of midges.
Speaker 1: Hello, surprise, guess who's bag?
Speaker 3: But you thought you'd heard the last of us?
Speaker 1: Ye for the year full ju Here we are in
Speaker 1: your feeds as a little Chrissy gift. You thought you'd
Speaker 1: unwrap the last of your presents, but no, this little
Speaker 1: notification was the last little Chris Kringle you didn't know
Speaker 1: was coming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this episode's coming to you on Christmas morning, So
Speaker 3: Merry Christmas. And I get that Christmas can be a
Speaker 3: lonely time for some people, So if you're choosing to
Speaker 3: spend your time with us, we are honored to be
Speaker 3: part of your day. But also maybe you've popped this
Speaker 3: on while you're driving around doing all the Christmas running
Speaker 3: around two different relatives, barbecues and lunch and dinner, plants
Speaker 3: and all that shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so much driving Christmas Day. I've got to do
Speaker 1: a lot of driving Christmas Day. And me with my
Speaker 1: one demerit point, I'm gonna be driving like a saint
Speaker 1: like missus, cause I'm going to be very very calm
Speaker 1: and considered.
Speaker 3: And also, your boyfriend doesn't drive, so you're always stuck
Speaker 3: going desot.
Speaker 1: Don't remind me. It really is horrific. And also it's
Speaker 1: not even desot It's like eating food. You know, when
Speaker 1: you eat a giant meal and you need an hour
Speaker 1: or two to veg out. I don't want to drive.
Speaker 1: I don't want to eat and drive nothing worse.
Speaker 3: That's so true that it's almost a food hangover. Yeah,
Speaker 3: after Christmas lunch.
Speaker 1: Yeah truly. I mean this is we've recorded this before Christmas.
Speaker 1: But listen, I love Christmas. It's my favorite time of
Speaker 1: year and I'm so excited for it.
Speaker 3: And listen, We're going to be doing five Best Bits
Speaker 3: episodes over the next few weeks, just to fill in
Speaker 3: the gaps while we're on summer break, and each week
Speaker 3: it's going to have a different theme. So today, just
Speaker 3: because it's Christmas, the season of giving, we're going to
Speaker 3: be looking back on some of the iconic times that
Speaker 3: we have surprised each other. You know, we like to
Speaker 3: spring shit and each other.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just.
Speaker 3: To get the reaction.
Speaker 1: These little best bits are great because if you're new
Speaker 1: to the show, you might have missed them or skimmed
Speaker 1: over them, if you were doing a binge or if
Speaker 1: you're an og, you would have forgotten about them even
Speaker 1: mit when we were trying to plan this, So I'm like,
Speaker 1: when the fuck did that happen? Did we do that
Speaker 1: on this show?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: My god? Yeah.
Speaker 3: So we're not just doing the best bits of season four.
Speaker 3: We're going right into the archives. So if you're a
Speaker 3: new listener, perfect, we're just going to bring you up
Speaker 3: to So why don't we kick things off with a
Speaker 3: Christmas episode that we did back in season one? This
Speaker 3: was episode thirteen and your Christmas present for our third
Speaker 3: wheel price keep it? Jenna gave her quite a shock,
Speaker 3: didn't this?
Speaker 1: Oh god, this is one of my favorite podcast moments
Speaker 1: of all time.
Speaker 3: Enjoyed.
Speaker 1: It is Christmas time, so I thought I might do
Speaker 1: something that'll set the festive theme for the year.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: I am a lovely co host, and I haven't told
Speaker 1: you this was happening. We could have done a secret center,
Speaker 1: but I love you too, and what I've done is
Speaker 1: I bought you both a present and I haven't told
Speaker 1: you about this. Jenna, Oh my god, I was worried
Speaker 1: about Jenna.
Speaker 3: To be honest, Jenna, you didn't get him anything, did you? No? Oh?
Speaker 3: Thank god?
Speaker 1: Did you get me anything?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: We're doing this, that's anyway.
Speaker 1: So you know, I kind of like the attention, so
Speaker 1: I just didn't want to tell you because now you
Speaker 1: look like the fuck heads.
Speaker 3: I see what you have done. I see what you've done.
Speaker 1: I sat on the show. Okay, So I go to
Speaker 1: start with you, Mitchell Coombs. You, I know you're a
Speaker 1: brand boy, and you've always won one of those frank
Speaker 1: Green drink bottles.
Speaker 3: Oh did you get everyone to oh, thank you Merry Christmas?
Speaker 3: Oh there you go.
Speaker 2: That's cute.
Speaker 3: This is like the same brand that all those wanky
Speaker 3: keep cups come in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're very nice, cold you can put.
Speaker 3: I'm actually not a brand boy, which is why I
Speaker 3: haven't brought one myself, because I'm like, I can't justify
Speaker 3: spending that much money on a frigging drink bottle when
Speaker 3: I could just be reusing an old Mount Franklin.
Speaker 1: You know they don't have to.
Speaker 3: Now I don't thank you very much.
Speaker 1: You are a brand boy. That's fine, very nice and general.
Speaker 1: I got you something too, My god, j I got
Speaker 1: you a fish. What Merry Christmas? My god, Christmas?
Speaker 3: How cute.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go on with the show. Lucky you,
Speaker 1: Jenna Merry Christmas. What's up, John? Why are you crying? Jenna?
Speaker 1: These can't be authentic cries?
Speaker 3: Are you freaking out of the fish? So obviously people
Speaker 3: can't see it's right now. She's got a plastic bag
Speaker 3: with a fish in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've just put it in the bag. It's very finding,
Speaker 1: Nemo Wes. You actually look a lot like that girl
Speaker 1: who's got the braces who we worked in the You
Speaker 1: look like.
Speaker 4: Dead.
Speaker 1: No, Jenner, it's a Siamese fighting fish. She's alive.
Speaker 3: I went to the pet It shows some respect. Give
Speaker 3: it a name. It's your pet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a Siamese fighting fish. And I walked into
Speaker 1: pet bar and I thought, what animal perfectly describes Jennet.
Speaker 1: And I saw I saw this lethargic fish swimming in
Speaker 1: a bowl, barely alive. As I approached it and tapped
Speaker 1: on the glass, it barely moved.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you got her a fish on his deathbed.
Speaker 1: That was someone's deathbed, I asked the guy, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, use this fish ouse. That's the temperament made.
Speaker 1: All they do is sit and watch. That is very
Speaker 1: very Jenna.
Speaker 2: It's moving.
Speaker 4: Oh it's Cissy.
Speaker 3: We were talking about it. We thought, Jenna leaves alone.
Speaker 3: She could do with the pet ber. You've got a fish, now, enjoyed, Jenna.
Speaker 4: Do I have a teen?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: You meant to put them in a take within like
Speaker 3: half an hour.
Speaker 1: Yes, you can do that at your own costs. We'll
Speaker 1: finish the show and you can. He'll be right. Just
Speaker 1: put it in a glass of water until you get home.
Speaker 3: Put it in my frank green water boy idea.
Speaker 2: Well, my team have secret answer tomorrow.
Speaker 3: And you're not going to re give the fish.
Speaker 1: You're not going to give you a tank. Don't hope
Speaker 1: that Jonesy and Amanda will bring in a filtered tank.
Speaker 1: You need a tank, Okay, kidding, Say I got your tank.
Speaker 1: It's filtered, it's heated. No, Jenna, because I love you
Speaker 1: and you live alone, and I want you to have
Speaker 1: someone in your house with you.
Speaker 3: This is the exact reaction we wanted by getting her
Speaker 3: a fish. She went through the initial like absolute freak
Speaker 3: out of what the fuck am I going to do
Speaker 3: with a fish? And now she's just like attached to it.
Speaker 3: Look at it.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's so cute.
Speaker 1: It's bright blue. Describe it, Jane, It's very cute. You
Speaker 1: haven't given it, a name.
Speaker 2: Yet I'm going to call.
Speaker 3: This is so hard.
Speaker 1: Well, we have until the end of the show to
Speaker 1: come up with a name, so let us do the show.
Speaker 1: By the end of the show, we want to name it.
Speaker 2: Of you to name it Sylvia.
Speaker 1: We got that quick named after who.
Speaker 3: Well, there's our TSL technique gone. We're going to hook
Speaker 3: people throughout the whole show or what the fuck are
Speaker 3: they gonna call it.
Speaker 1: A breakfast show? And out's the ten thousand dollars Winter
Speaker 1: after six. No, wait, it's Julie, she's here after Sylvia Jeffries,
Speaker 1: I'm assuming the TV presenter.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Nice. We've got to get that thing in a tank.
Speaker 3: It's starting to there's a lot of fish excrement in
Speaker 3: that bag.
Speaker 1: I've got is if you've got to the corporate kitchen
Speaker 1: right next to the CEO's office. He walked in when
Speaker 1: I was feeling it up in his Irish, he was like,
Speaker 1: what is this? I said, Oh, it's a fish. He
Speaker 1: went for the office. I didn't approve that, but anyway,
Speaker 1: that's your fish. Happy Christmas, Merry Christmas. Regionally. Just wanted
Speaker 1: to give you the bag and just leave you just
Speaker 1: watching with a vision plastic bag.
Speaker 2: I would have done that.
Speaker 3: Okyo. The next surprise that we're going to be looking
Speaker 3: back on. This was back in episode nineteen, so still
Speaker 3: early on in season one, and this was when COVID
Speaker 3: was just starting to become a thing. It was sort
Speaker 3: of on the cusp of thinking, Oh, this COVID thing,
Speaker 3: it'll blow over, it's nothing, and starting to think, oh,
Speaker 3: this shit is getting real. Do you remember this too?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: My, I do. And it was like we kind of
Speaker 1: all were in denial. We didn't want it to happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And you had a big weekend away planned, going
Speaker 3: to Melbourne to see Miley Cyrus live, and then I
Speaker 3: had to break this news to you. You only just
Speaker 3: got here, you only just walked in the building. I'm
Speaker 3: not sure if you missed the breaking news that happened
Speaker 3: about five minutes before you rocked up. It does affect you.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: Well, I've got it here in front of me, I've
Speaker 3: printed it out for you.
Speaker 1: Is it everything right?
Speaker 3: It's a post from Miley Cyrus Australia to reduce potential
Speaker 3: health risks in response to the current global health crisis,
Speaker 3: we are no longer traveling to Australia for the show
Speaker 3: I'm so disappointed not to be there, but I have
Speaker 3: to protect the band and crew. We'll still be donating
Speaker 3: to the bush fires. I'm sorry, Australia. I'll check back soon. Here.
Speaker 1: Where'd you put this?
Speaker 3: Facebook? Twitter, Instagram? Everywhere?
Speaker 1: You've docted it?
Speaker 3: I have not.
Speaker 1: You've faked it.
Speaker 4: There's stories about it.
Speaker 1: Get it up on your phone, Jenna.
Speaker 6: Now, okay, so.
Speaker 3: Right, we've had to move the day that we record
Speaker 3: our podcast usually because you were going to Melbourne with
Speaker 3: your partner as surprised for his birthday to go see
Speaker 3: Miley Cyrus and I thought, oh no.
Speaker 1: I have hard palpitations, bigger than usual too.
Speaker 3: You actually didn't know. You hadn't heard.
Speaker 1: No, I swear to you, I haven't heard.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry to be the one to break it
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 1: I have spent weeks organizing his goddamn present. It's stupid, boy.
Speaker 3: Are you still going to go to Melbourne?
Speaker 1: Do you think I've booked the Crown? I've paid so
Speaker 1: much money for a Kingview City room. I paid for
Speaker 1: parkings today because I got a hurt tiker and I'm
Speaker 1: under twenty five, so I had to pay an extra
Speaker 1: twenty dollars.
Speaker 3: Well that's all right then, if it's all organized, you
Speaker 3: can still have a nice weekend.
Speaker 1: Due to the recommendations of local states shut out Miley
Speaker 1: to reduce potential health through she fucking twerks on every
Speaker 1: man she can. God for me, she gets a sniffle
Speaker 1: the global health crisis. Fucking Miley. But I have to
Speaker 1: do what he's right to protect the health and safety
Speaker 1: of my band and Crewe.
Speaker 3: Very dramatic, isn't it.
Speaker 1: But I will be back soon. Holy shit, this is
Speaker 1: absolutely devastating to me.
Speaker 3: I also don't believe it when she says she'll be
Speaker 3: back soon. Last time she was in Australia was for
Speaker 3: the Gypsy Heart to Her in like two thousand and
Speaker 3: god knows what, when she still had pure long brown hair.
Speaker 1: Also, she hasn't been back in ages. This is big.
Speaker 3: I think that could be rolled on.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Well.
Speaker 3: Happy birthday to Hayden. No lady birthday. The weekend will
Speaker 3: have been by the time this podcast is out. I
Speaker 3: hope you guys had a great time.
Speaker 1: What else are we going to do in Melbourne on
Speaker 1: Friday night?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: Sure, there's an AFL game on.
Speaker 4: They've got good ramen.
Speaker 1: Well, what's that noodle.
Speaker 4: Oh right, well, it's my favorite ramen.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it is. Hold on a second, So.
Speaker 3: Jenny, you lived in Melbourne for a Yes, I'm sure
Speaker 3: you've got some recommendations.
Speaker 1: So that tram doing Jenny the painting class.
Speaker 4: No, I loved the the leisure center near me. I
Speaker 4: did somber and everything.
Speaker 3: When she lived in Melbourne. In story, every time I
Speaker 3: checked it, Jenna was always at the most bizarre event.
Speaker 3: It was like, oh, here I am at the Mickey
Speaker 3: Mouse forty that of Earthy Parade. It's like I hadnt
Speaker 3: knowed you that existed.
Speaker 4: Oh there was this awesome place called Sovereign Hill and
Speaker 4: it was all gold Rush Stuff's like people from the
Speaker 4: eighteen hundreds, all dressed up and acting out these things.
Speaker 1: It was there. Really are a spirit that died in
Speaker 1: the twenties, aren't you've really incarnated in twenty twenty?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I think that moment right there was
Speaker 3: the origin of this stupid running joke we have about
Speaker 3: Jenna having multiple lives. Don't you reckon? I know anyway,
Speaker 3: right now, let's take a listen back to the first
Speaker 3: ever time that we ran a segment idea of yours
Speaker 3: called instant interview with some one of these in ages.
Speaker 1: Actually, no, it's been a long time. I think we've
Speaker 1: actually just been getting actual interviews and we've been preparing
Speaker 1: for them. They haven't been instant, they've been prepped. But
Speaker 1: this is ridiculous. This is a silly game where we
Speaker 1: book an interview and we give you zero notice on
Speaker 1: who it is, with zero prep, and you are thrown
Speaker 1: in blind.
Speaker 3: This one was back in episode twenty six, And you
Speaker 3: know me, I like to be prepared. I don't like
Speaker 3: to wing it like you do. Although I think I've
Speaker 3: gotten a little bit better at winging. It's by Osmosi's
Speaker 3: being around you. But at the time I was very,
Speaker 3: very nervous at this instant interview. I had no idea
Speaker 3: who the guest was that you booked. Here's how I coped.
Speaker 1: It's the segment you've been dreading and the segment that
Speaker 1: I've been just so excited to do, the first ever
Speaker 1: iGEM instant interview. You need to get out because I
Speaker 1: need to tell the people who you're about to interview.
Speaker 3: Oh no, that's not fair.
Speaker 1: That's the point of it. You can't know and the
Speaker 1: people have to know.
Speaker 3: But get out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, out tables and get out. Come on.
Speaker 3: I was already anxious. Now that I know that everyone
Speaker 3: else is going to know. So you're going to tell
Speaker 3: everyone who it is.
Speaker 1: Get out, stop your doc. Martin's out here, Go on,
Speaker 1: go to the wee wave. So right, he's out here.
Speaker 1: You don't even know who's talking about So, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: if you have Netflix, I mean who doesn't, You're probably
Speaker 1: familiar with the New Jenna. It's like the second trending
Speaker 1: show in the world. It's too hot to handle. It's
Speaker 1: like that Love Island show, but they can't have sex.
Speaker 3: You know, everyone's talking about it.
Speaker 1: Everyone's talking about it literally, and it's like rating its
Speaker 1: tits off. And one of the bigg look at him
Speaker 1: at the window looking it's like a koodle at the
Speaker 1: picture prothetic buy me, buy me, no, No.
Speaker 3: When you say look at him, people can't see me.
Speaker 1: Get out anyway. Harry Jousey is the star. He has
Speaker 1: three million, over three million Instagram followers, and he was
Speaker 1: hard to get. I had to go through my contacts.
Speaker 1: I've secured him on the line and he is here
Speaker 1: now on a hold. He's been on a hold, and
Speaker 1: then we're going to turn out myself and it's going
Speaker 1: to be me and you and you guys listening, and
Speaker 1: Mitch has five minutes to fill. Oh, come back in,
Speaker 1: take your seat, headphones on and on three. You have
Speaker 1: five minutes to film, Mitch.
Speaker 3: All right, so can you at least tell me what
Speaker 3: they do?
Speaker 1: Jenner's Microsoft, I'm going to and I'm merging.
Speaker 3: They on hold right now? Can they hear this?
Speaker 1: No, they're listening to music right now.
Speaker 3: Oh right, So they don't know that. I don't know
Speaker 3: who they are.
Speaker 1: Correct. They think this is a standard interview. They think
Speaker 1: this is being broadcast. They think this is the big
Speaker 1: Australian press merging the call in three?
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, oh hi, we've got an interview.
Speaker 7: Now right, Yes, how are you going?
Speaker 3: Oh I'm so good. Look, I'm sure for many people
Speaker 3: you need no introduction, but I'll give you that opportunity anyway.
Speaker 3: Introduce yourself.
Speaker 7: How I am Harry? How are you, Harry? What's going on?
Speaker 3: Oh? Not a lot, Harry? What about you? Have you
Speaker 3: been busy?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: What's your what's your latest accolade?
Speaker 7: I've done a couple of things on on Netflix. Have
Speaker 7: you watched that one? Have you got Netflix?
Speaker 3: Yes? I have Netflix. Yeah, big show a really popular
Speaker 3: for those who haven't heard of it.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 7: Well, I don't know. I guess you would know it
Speaker 7: because you're the one interviewing me. It's a number one
Speaker 7: show in the entire world right now. I don't know
Speaker 7: if you've If you, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I can't actually recall the show. Could you just let
Speaker 3: me know what it is?
Speaker 7: Again? It's called too Hot, dandel Oh too hot?
Speaker 3: Oh right, okay, that no, No, The thing is I've
Speaker 3: actually got really good pop culture knowledge. So that's the
Speaker 3: one that's a little bit like Love Island. But you're
Speaker 3: not allowed to poork right.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 8: There you go.
Speaker 3: Now we're cooking with gas parry. That's yep, okay, too
Speaker 3: hot to handle? Wow? Okay, good thing you've got that
Speaker 3: in the can before the whole coronavirus thing. How long
Speaker 3: ago was filming?
Speaker 7: It was in April last year, so we absolutely smashed it.
Speaker 3: Yeah wow, okay, thank Christ. Won't be holding my breath
Speaker 3: for a season two. So not allowed to pork on
Speaker 3: the show. But I'm assuming before you went into the
Speaker 3: show you thought you were allowed to bang the contestants
Speaker 3: like a normal dating show.
Speaker 9: Oo.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but I still I still absolutely clap cheeks, so
Speaker 7: there's no holding me back in that situation.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, isn't there a punishment if you do bang
Speaker 3: people on the show, or if you do even kiss
Speaker 3: or something like that. Isn't there some sort of penalty
Speaker 3: or punishment if you.
Speaker 7: Actually I lost thirty two ks of everyone's the money?
Speaker 3: You lost thirty two k.
Speaker 7: Yeah it was very expensive, shag, but was worth it.
Speaker 3: Hold on one second, I know what k is dickhead?
Speaker 3: All right, Wow, so you lost thirty two thousand and
Speaker 3: is that from the one communal prize money pool?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, but we made it back.
Speaker 3: I'm actually loving this. This is interesting. I'm learning all
Speaker 3: about the show from one of the people on the show. Okay, wow,
Speaker 3: people would have been spewed with you, Harry, what a
Speaker 3: dog act?
Speaker 7: Yeah well look I'm Australian.
Speaker 3: So of course, so you would have been finger bashing people.
Speaker 3: That would have cost you one lump summert once.
Speaker 7: Right, Yeah, I was, I was and everything.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Was it different punishments or different fines
Speaker 3: for different acts?
Speaker 7: Yeah? It was. It was six k ahead, it was
Speaker 7: twenty k ahead.
Speaker 3: I'm not good at maths, Harry but god, that really
Speaker 3: adds up after a while. Six thousand dollars per gobby? Fuck?
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, no, there was a quick thirty seconds, so
Speaker 7: I was very happy with that.
Speaker 3: Well, let's not let's not spoil the ending for anyone.
Speaker 3: So obviously someone won the prize money in the end.
Speaker 3: What was the original amount that you obviously deducted from
Speaker 3: for all your vigorous action?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, guys, I just I'm just sorry.
Speaker 3: Harry, he's done it, his made Oh so he did.
Speaker 1: Harry knew the whole time.
Speaker 3: Harry, you fucking are I felt so rude for not
Speaker 3: having seen the show, but now I'm intrigued.
Speaker 1: You're great as well. Done six k per block gobby.
Speaker 1: That's intense, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Isn't it? Obviously the prize money every gobby you copped
Speaker 3: it was deducted from. So how much was left in
Speaker 3: the end.
Speaker 7: Well, I made all my money back, So there's like
Speaker 7: seventy five thousand that we got up that.
Speaker 3: I hate to think what you have to do to
Speaker 3: earn the money back.
Speaker 7: Well, it is literally Hell, that was intense, but we
Speaker 7: smashed it. So you have in the final episode.
Speaker 1: Bloody hell, you know what I'm actually intrigued.
Speaker 3: Too hot to handle, was it?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Too hot to handle, net I've seen it. The number
Speaker 1: one show in the world right now, Harry Josey, you
Speaker 1: go give him a follow everyone. Harry, You're a good sport,
Speaker 1: all right, Harry, you got to go. You're a busy
Speaker 1: man and meet that with some hard hitting stuffund was
Speaker 1: like Tracy Grimshaw on a current affair. Yeah that's me,
Speaker 1: all right, as you go, you superstar. Chat to you
Speaker 1: next time, see you, buddy, bad.
Speaker 3: Sya Okay, So I thought that he had no idea
Speaker 3: that I was clueless and that I was having to
Speaker 3: cover it up. If I'd known that, I would just
Speaker 3: would have owned up from the get go.
Speaker 1: Be like mate, because you can't then there's no fun.
Speaker 3: Now I know you can't ever do this game again.
Speaker 1: I'm onto you, oh and I'm going to change it.
Speaker 1: He's the only a lister I know who my phone books.
Speaker 3: I have to google this guy, even though I just
Speaker 3: spoke to him. Harry Who Harry Jousey.
Speaker 1: He was famous.
Speaker 3: He has two point four million Instagram followers.
Speaker 1: I told you you said you wanted big names on
Speaker 1: this show, and I got him. Next week, Katrina around.
Speaker 3: Tree can you. Actually, I actually like Katrina around his
Speaker 3: Instagram is a guilty pleasure of mine. Shed dope he is.
Speaker 1: He's a beautiful looking boy.
Speaker 3: Wow, thirty two thousand dollars worth of head I know right?
Speaker 3: Anyway should be going now? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude shocks of young adults food?
Speaker 3: Now, As you heard at the start of this episode,
Speaker 3: we like to fuck with Jenna our third wheel a
Speaker 3: little bit, don't we.
Speaker 1: We did more, you know what. It really goes in
Speaker 1: peaks and valleys. We do it for a while, then
Speaker 1: we really lay off and we hit her hard. Then
Speaker 1: we lay off and we come back.
Speaker 3: And we have this quite frankly toxic segment of ours
Speaker 3: called gas lighting Jennet, where we disliked to make her
Speaker 3: question her own sanity. It just a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And for context before we play you this one. Over
Speaker 3: the course of our podcast, I have referred to and
Speaker 3: alluded to her slutty behavior during the Kentiki trip that
Speaker 3: her and I went on to Europe back in the day.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's an is it just me mystery? No
Speaker 1: one really knows the truth other than you and the
Speaker 1: walls of that hotel in Prague.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's kind of like what happens on Kentucky's days
Speaker 3: on Kentiki. But that doesn't mean I can't allude to
Speaker 3: what a huge horse she was during that trip. For
Speaker 3: some reason, she just never lets me elaborate on exactly
Speaker 3: you how many European men she plowed through.
Speaker 1: Correct A, We're not slight shaming Jenna. We think this
Speaker 1: is fantastic. We love that she did this, to be honest,
Speaker 1: it's just the fact that she doesn't want to talk
Speaker 1: about it makes us want to ask more questions.
Speaker 3: I know, the fact that she doesn't let me elaborate
Speaker 3: makes people want the information more.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, she should just tell us if anything, should
Speaker 1: be smarter to just say the whole story. I never
Speaker 1: bring it up again.
Speaker 3: And so back in episode fifty two, we decided to
Speaker 3: pretend that we were reuniting Jenna with one of her
Speaker 3: Kentucky lovers, But unbeknownst to her, it wasn't actually one
Speaker 3: of her Kentucky lovers. It was comedian Blake Pavey, who
Speaker 3: we had in on it. He was doing an impression
Speaker 3: and I gave him all the information he needed to
Speaker 3: play the part and make her think, oh shit, this
Speaker 3: is real. He knows things that only he and I
Speaker 3: would know.
Speaker 1: You played it perfectly. This is it. Have a listen.
Speaker 1: That's the best. Today. We have got someone from your past.
Speaker 3: Who will leave you to it.
Speaker 1: Jenna. This is your instant interview.
Speaker 3: Have your your guest is ready. When you are take
Speaker 3: it away.
Speaker 1: Our marks are off.
Speaker 9: Mitch.
Speaker 3: Just see Hi.
Speaker 9: Hey, Jennah, Hi, how are you. I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker 9: How are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty good.
Speaker 4: What have you been up to?
Speaker 9: Look? Not a whole heap recently. But do you recognize
Speaker 9: my voice at all?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I know who you are. What have you been
Speaker 2: up to over the past two years?
Speaker 9: Oh Jesus, not a lot. I've just been doing a
Speaker 9: lot of thinking recently. But would you know, would you
Speaker 9: like to take a guess at where we met?
Speaker 3: I think I know who you are.
Speaker 9: Really?
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, yeah, I think so.
Speaker 9: You need me to give you like a like a
Speaker 9: clue or something like that.
Speaker 2: Did we work together? Is this Lawrence?
Speaker 9: It is not. I'll give you a clue.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 9: It was in twenty seventeen, yes, and it was not
Speaker 9: in Australia and Mitch was there as well.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, okay.
Speaker 9: Any ideas? No, Well, I tell you what I you know.
Speaker 9: This is a little bit embarrassing to say. I have
Speaker 9: certainly not forgotten about you.
Speaker 2: Okay, so where are you living at the moment.
Speaker 9: I'm currently living in Seattle.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, yes, yep.
Speaker 9: Any ideas yet?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think I know who you are.
Speaker 9: Shit, I did not expect it this early. Who do
Speaker 9: you think I am?
Speaker 2: Sorry, just fixing my microphone.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna I'm just gonna say that. At first, I thought, oh,
Speaker 9: this is another little clue. At first I thought the
Speaker 9: tour guide Britt was the most beautiful girl on tour.
Speaker 9: But uh, but then you got on the bus yep.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I know who you are.
Speaker 9: Who am I?
Speaker 2: You're from Kentiti?
Speaker 9: Well, well, well Jenna, I hyeah. It was a pretty
Speaker 9: wild night at the the iHeart Roma party.
Speaker 2: Heart Oh yes, yes. We had to wear singlets and
Speaker 2: stuff and iHeart Romas whatever.
Speaker 9: Look, I I drank so much so most of it's
Speaker 9: a bit of a blur to me. But the end
Speaker 9: of the night was pretty memorable. I have to see
Speaker 9: that much cool. Any ideas do you think you know
Speaker 9: what my name is?
Speaker 5: Guys doing anything to get your father.
Speaker 3: It's not really your former Kentucky love Jenna.
Speaker 1: It's a hide actor.
Speaker 3: Would we know how much you don't want to actually
Speaker 3: talk about your Entiki roots, so it's not actually then
Speaker 3: we would never.
Speaker 1: Track down the Kentucky root because he's out in the front
Speaker 1: of your window, your hat right.
Speaker 3: It's actually you know that guy of TikTok, Blake Pavey. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I thought, okay, I need someone who's good with accents. Blake,
Speaker 3: you're on hearing you?
Speaker 1: Is hi welcome to the show yet?
Speaker 9: I jetti?
Speaker 7: How I am?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it couldn't be more housey.
Speaker 5: That's so cold.
Speaker 9: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: That's okay. Just believe that it's not not him.
Speaker 2: I love your TikTok.
Speaker 9: Oh, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Thanks God.
Speaker 9: I feel bad. I feel so bad.
Speaker 3: Oh, you're sweet.
Speaker 2: I had that was the worst moment of my life.
Speaker 3: I had to script all the sleazy things to say
Speaker 3: because I knew that Blake just didn't have it anym.
Speaker 3: It's too nice, very sweet. I'm shaking.
Speaker 1: At what point? At what point did it click for you? Jenna?
Speaker 4: At the Roma party thing, the iHeart Roma Party.
Speaker 3: We don't talk about the iHeart Roman Party do anyway?
Speaker 1: We would never we would never actually do it to you.
Speaker 1: We would never know. We wouldn't, I mean we will.
Speaker 1: We did try to track him down, but he might
Speaker 1: have passed away. We can find it.
Speaker 3: You did nail the American accent, though, Blake. I know
Speaker 3: a lot of your videos. People can check them out
Speaker 3: at Blake Pavey on TikTok. I know that you've done
Speaker 3: a lot of skits that involve accents and stuff. That's
Speaker 3: how I knew you were a man for the job.
Speaker 3: Look at you go on TikTok nearly six hundred k
Speaker 3: a blue tick.
Speaker 9: Well, wow, it's crazy. I don't really know why, but
Speaker 9: you know, I'll take it as as it comes.
Speaker 1: Your TikTok about coronavirus all the country sort of work. Yeah,
Speaker 1: very funny. That was the first time I saw you.
Speaker 3: And you know that the chick that plays Sue on Glee,
Speaker 3: Jane Lynch, retweeted that you're kidding. Oh my god, Wow, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know what You're attracting a gay and lesbian audience
Speaker 1: that's on this You've got Jane Lynch.
Speaker 3: And the weird thing is that he only just like
Speaker 3: finished school this year.
Speaker 1: Blake, I hate that.
Speaker 3: How did you go with it was it was it
Speaker 3: stressful and was Corona making it ship?
Speaker 9: I crew through all of high school, just been a
Speaker 9: bit of a good boy, but I sort of went
Speaker 9: off the rails in year twelve, so it was kind
Speaker 9: of just a bit of a cruisy year for me. So,
Speaker 9: you know, the atar comes out like next week, so
Speaker 9: I'll probably see how shit I did.
Speaker 3: I wish we got to have a next week.
Speaker 1: I want to know the time next week we need
Speaker 1: to find out.
Speaker 3: Is that something that you will reveal publicly or you'll
Speaker 3: keep that to yourself?
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, I'm going live when I reveal it. When
Speaker 9: at the text all fans all at the same.
Speaker 3: Time as I do on TikTok or Instagram.
Speaker 9: I'm doing on on Instagram, trying to draw a bit
Speaker 9: of a bit of attraction to the old Graham page.
Speaker 3: Right, great, all right. I remember when I first saw
Speaker 3: his videos and I didn't realize how young he was,
Speaker 3: and then he posted something on Instagram in his school
Speaker 3: uniform and I was like, Jesus, he's so young.
Speaker 1: He's like today a book week.
Speaker 3: You're like, shit, So what's the plan for next year?
Speaker 9: I'm hoping to move to Melbourne next year. I'm a
Speaker 9: country boy and I absolutely hate it. So I'm looking
Speaker 9: to get out of the country as soon as i can.
Speaker 3: Where are you from again, I'm from a.
Speaker 9: Place called Coralla in New South Wales. It's a little
Speaker 9: bit of a shithole. But but you know, Melbourne seems
Speaker 9: like the spot to be next.
Speaker 1: You're preaching to the king of country shitholes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I'm telling you, Blake. I was in the
Speaker 3: exact same headspace when I was eighteen and I just
Speaker 3: finished school. I was like, get me out of this
Speaker 3: ship hole and then give it around two years of
Speaker 3: city living. You'll start to get over it and you'll
Speaker 3: crave that quietness of the country. There's just too many
Speaker 3: cars on the road, it's too hard to park. You'll
Speaker 3: you'll end up missing it. You always want what you
Speaker 3: can't feel.
Speaker 9: That's true. Yeah, I'll see how I go. I'll go
Speaker 9: for the two year period and just you know, do
Speaker 9: every single drug I can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you know what, I think that's a great idea.
Speaker 1: And also if you if you haven't looked into contiguis,
Speaker 1: I think I should really look into it because I mean,
Speaker 1: Jenna has some great stories she can tell you. Off
Speaker 1: the offer player about her continue, Yeah, give it a whirl,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 3: Our next best bitch. This is a more recent one,
Speaker 3: back in episode one hundred and three, and god, I
Speaker 3: got you to blindly react to the most cooked TV
Speaker 3: ads I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, this was one of my favorite
Speaker 1: podcast moments ever. We think Australian TV is fucked. We
Speaker 1: often listen to Australian radio, but this was an insight
Speaker 1: into New Zealand commercials and New Zealand television. And I
Speaker 1: don't think I've laughed this hard in years.
Speaker 3: Truly, you got quite a shock. I don't think these
Speaker 3: ads would fly these days. Take a listen. So what
Speaker 3: they do in these ads is they tricky into thinking
Speaker 3: that it's a normal ad. So it might be someone saying, oh,
Speaker 3: and that's why I buy wheat picks. But then halfway
Speaker 3: through the ad, the person just has a dreadful accident
Speaker 3: and it turns out that it's actually an ad for
Speaker 3: accident compensation.
Speaker 1: So there, that's very smart.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're acc think safe ads, and it's just so wrong.
Speaker 1: The catfish ads they are.
Speaker 3: They click back you into thinking it's one thing and
Speaker 3: then it's actually they have a fucking horrific accident. Yes,
Speaker 3: so I'll show you the first one. This guy he's
Speaker 3: doing an ad for paint or so we think he's
Speaker 3: painting his house, and then falls off his ladder.
Speaker 1: Okay, here is first one. The job's worth doing. It's
Speaker 1: worth doing that. That's why I use new solace. Here
Speaker 1: blows on like a dream, protects against.
Speaker 6: Oh, preventing fall around your home, securing your letter.
Speaker 3: It's so graphic. You see him fall and basically break
Speaker 3: his back, and then.
Speaker 1: And then he hold on. Then he moans and groans,
Speaker 1: and then there's a tight shot of the paint pulling
Speaker 1: out like blood.
Speaker 3: See what I mean? Like that is so dark.
Speaker 1: But I didn't even hear the voice over. What the
Speaker 1: fuck was it for?
Speaker 3: Go back?
Speaker 1: Hold on? Now do you wind it? Yeah, okay, this
Speaker 1: is the end.
Speaker 3: But the voice of it just sounds like he's guilt
Speaker 3: tripping this guy for having an accident.
Speaker 1: Yeah, idiots, don't put in spots.
Speaker 6: It's just preventing falls around your home can be as
Speaker 6: easy as securing your letter.
Speaker 1: I guess it is.
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess and then it gets worse. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so this next one I'm going to show you. There's
Speaker 3: there's a mum walking around her land and she's doing
Speaker 3: an ad for Fruity Bara.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me. I want to be surprised. I just
Speaker 1: want to know.
Speaker 3: Okay, we reveal the horrific accident afterwards.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you'll be able to hear it. Yes, add number.
Speaker 5: Two kids the bundles of energy, but they need the
Speaker 5: rights next to keep them going. That's why I give
Speaker 5: my kids pretty buns that fool.
Speaker 6: Preventing trips around your home can be as easy as
Speaker 6: tidying up toys.
Speaker 3: She fell into a glass coffee table out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: Sorry, she tripped into a King Furniture sold glass.
Speaker 3: Coffee table, and then you can hear her like whimpering.
Speaker 3: Afterwards she's like, oh, it's.
Speaker 1: So wrong, while holding the music BA while her kids
Speaker 1: play in the backyard.
Speaker 3: My friend who grew up in New Zealand says it
Speaker 3: just gave all of us anxiety because every ad we'd
Speaker 3: be wondering, fuck is something awful going to happen?
Speaker 1: Halfway through and then there's a drone shot from above
Speaker 1: the ceiling with this woman groaning while she's got glass
Speaker 1: in her abdomen.
Speaker 3: Was what was the voice up all this time?
Speaker 1: Let's go back.
Speaker 5: That's why I give my kids pretty bus.
Speaker 6: Preventing trips around your home can be as easy as
Speaker 6: tidying up toys.
Speaker 1: Oh, she just tripped on a little Tonka truck. Poor
Speaker 1: bitch gets shamed not cleaning her house. It's a man's world.
Speaker 1: Clearly thinks safe. If Nancy really loved her children, she
Speaker 1: would have cleaned to her house.
Speaker 3: Thin safe.
Speaker 1: I also want to say, guys, the way she wails
Speaker 1: before she thoughts she's ready, it's.
Speaker 8: Gold pretty bus fool. Close up on the Tonka truck
Speaker 8: spinning easy as tidying up toys.
Speaker 1: That's awful. Is there a third one yet?
Speaker 3: The last one? So this guy is doing an ad
Speaker 3: for home lines because it's moving out.
Speaker 1: Okay, of course, I do you want me to not
Speaker 1: to spoil. It's better when you don't spoil. It's better.
Speaker 1: Because I did not see that woman head budding a
Speaker 1: fantastic furniture coffee table.
Speaker 3: The whole body fell through the glass coffee table. I
Speaker 3: just feel like that shit doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, add number three. Let's go wrong. There's one
Speaker 1: homelane that's preapproved, so you can move into your new
Speaker 1: home faster there's no fence.
Speaker 5: It's totally flexible.
Speaker 3: So if your lifestyle changes, spell.
Speaker 1: Down the stairs, fell down a flight with his leg.
Speaker 6: Oh, preventing trips around your home it can be as
Speaker 6: easy as taking care on stairs.
Speaker 1: It's bent backwards.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they showed his broken leg.
Speaker 1: Oh and I knew it was coming too, because he
Speaker 1: was walking near the stairwell. See what I mean.
Speaker 3: That's so messed up. Imagine if we.
Speaker 1: Did that bullshit in Australia. You couldn't get away with that.
Speaker 3: Imagine how much worse my anxiety would be as a
Speaker 3: human if that's the ship we grew up watching.
Speaker 1: Oh my God one hundred.
Speaker 3: I'm constantly worried something's gonna go wrong.
Speaker 1: I imagine if we get it on the radio, like,
Speaker 1: imagine if God forbid what we spoke about before it's
Speaker 1: been shot and killed.
Speaker 3: Oh God, what about if there you know those Amy
Speaker 3: adds at the Wandering and Catot, they're just on the
Speaker 3: beach and there's a fucking tsunami just halfway through.
Speaker 1: I love you like a sh.
Speaker 3: Imagine if have you seen that not Happy jan ad?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Iconic?
Speaker 3: Yeah, can you find that on YouTube? Imagine it's halfway
Speaker 3: through that do you have a car crashing sound effect?
Speaker 3: She's yelling at Jan out the window, not happy Jan.
Speaker 3: And then Jan just gets hit by a car.
Speaker 1: And she'll forever live with guilt.
Speaker 3: Yeah she would. Those were her last words before Jam.
Speaker 1: Already hold on here, Ja famous?
Speaker 5: Who's ad in the Yellow Pages directory?
Speaker 9: Jan?
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, it's going to run away. The boss
Speaker 3: is going to gallop me.
Speaker 1: Jan's runn out of the office, just to a home,
Speaker 1: running through the street. Happy.
Speaker 3: Oh, crossing the road can be easy as looking twice.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's just played next on YouTube? You
Speaker 1: know this ad? This is famous?
Speaker 3: It's muted? Unmuted?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, sorry?
Speaker 3: Oh god? The dad? Why did they make a great
Speaker 3: all of China.
Speaker 1: Kids?
Speaker 3: I was not expecting that. You really have to catch
Speaker 3: them off guard.
Speaker 1: Jim Smelly left untrimmed. What about it keeps playing big
Speaker 1: Aussie ads, you know those like.
Speaker 3: Infomercial kind of ads that happen like brand power helping
Speaker 3: you buy better. I'll get that chick in the supermarket.
Speaker 3: Im I have the shelf just or the roof collapse above.
Speaker 1: The whole ceiling cave. Int me see, I've got an
Speaker 1: earthquake sound effects on an earthquake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I surely have nothing surprises me with your sound
Speaker 3: effects board, I've got them all. Oh my god, how
Speaker 3: long have they been doing these brand power ads?
Speaker 1: Oh my forever? I used to If you search.
Speaker 3: It on YouTube, that looks so old. Look it's one
Speaker 3: from the nineties.
Speaker 1: Where are the new ones? Here we go, Belvida brand Power.
Speaker 1: I actually buy Belvida, So let's see. Let's see what
Speaker 1: they're flogging on Belvida. She's in the shopping center.
Speaker 5: Breakfast gives us energy to kickstyle today, but fitting it
Speaker 5: into our morning routine can be the hard part.
Speaker 3: So try Belvita Breakfast biscuits. Belvita Breakfast biscuits.
Speaker 1: She's in the tasty the ceiling's coming down.
Speaker 3: You'd need her going in the background too to make
Speaker 3: it really like these New Zealand ads. What about.
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 3: No, this is fucked well. You know how you've got
Speaker 3: the traffic reporters up in the helicopters. What the helicopter
Speaker 3: it's usually on like Channel tann like in the chopper.
Speaker 1: How don't they do the ones here is the eyes
Speaker 1: in the sky. You can get one up right now,
Speaker 1: of course? Yeah, oh easy, we've got the of course,
Speaker 1: you've got a traffic reporter sound effect.
Speaker 10: Flooding has closed the Northwi.
Speaker 7: The wind is.
Speaker 10: The road just down to the bridge that he's closed.
Speaker 3: Flight safety training can be.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Microsoft flight simulator, it could save your life.
Speaker 1: And I've got one ready. What about I love this
Speaker 1: ad growing up. It's actually one of my favorites. My
Speaker 1: dad loved it.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 1: The good guys? Oh yes, I remember that this is
Speaker 1: the original. They're in the store getting ready to sell
Speaker 1: to the people snow blazon in the middle of a
Speaker 1: blazard They're like.
Speaker 3: Oh, our acorns are that good?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Please? That I ever bleasant sound of it? What would
Speaker 3: you ever need that? I've got plenty for days like today.
Speaker 3: That's fine. You see what I mean when I said
Speaker 3: this is dark enough that it kind of works for
Speaker 3: our humor. I think we're dumb.
Speaker 1: We've gone more and I found one more sound effect. Please,
Speaker 1: and I know just the show it to work perfect?
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, this is everyone's tuning in Channel nine to
Speaker 1: what's their favorite show. It's the Bark, It's Scotty Cam's
Speaker 1: Scotty Cam on the roof.
Speaker 3: What's gonna happen to Scotty.
Speaker 1: You're on the work side.
Speaker 3: In the middle of all the Rennolds.
Speaker 1: Is gonna be a good episode? I mean, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 1: welcome to the pool. Hold. No, oh, Scott has fallen
Speaker 1: into the woodship.
Speaker 9: We're still talking.
Speaker 1: That's his head. He's down. Scott's gone.
Speaker 3: Yeah. See, I told you it's messed up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fucked.
Speaker 3: Would all be draumatized if we go up in New Zealand?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's awful.
Speaker 3: What can we do with an ad for Huggies nappy?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No's where I draw the line. Is it just me?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 7: Cheery?
Speaker 3: I got to give you a trigger warning because the
Speaker 3: next little surprise that we're throwing back to this was
Speaker 3: around episode forty five, and this is when you revealed
Speaker 3: a childhood trauma of yours. Apparently you were rushed to
Speaker 3: hospital after a little DIY incident. You had a little
Speaker 3: microwave meal that you invented yourself. Remember this, ringing a bell?
Speaker 1: Many a bell's Yeah, my doctor's calling as we speak.
Speaker 1: This was something that I used to do as a
Speaker 1: all the time. I used to get cheese stringers, which
Speaker 1: is like a cheese stick, right, and I would not
Speaker 1: get one, maybe not even two. I think it was three.
Speaker 1: And what I do is I'd take them out of
Speaker 1: their wrapper and I'd intertwine them into like a little
Speaker 1: rap and then roll them into a bowl, place them
Speaker 1: on a plate, microwave it for thirty seconds, and it
Speaker 1: will become a cheesy globule that I would then eat
Speaker 1: in one foul swoop, I'd swallow the whole thing. And
Speaker 1: long story shot, I got lodged in my shorten testing
Speaker 1: and they thought I had appendicitis and we were about
Speaker 1: to scalpel my appendus out of me when no, in fact,
Speaker 1: it was revealed that I had three hundred grams of
Speaker 1: pure mozzarella cheese in my intestine as a child, And.
Speaker 3: So you're revealing this childhood trauma. And because I'm a bitch,
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm going to surprise him. I'm going
Speaker 3: to bring the cheesy stringers in studio and get him
Speaker 3: to replicate this deadly recipe. Here's how that went.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I haven't had these since the day
Speaker 1: this happened. I'm not jogging.
Speaker 3: How old are you now?
Speaker 1: Twenty? Just turn twenty five?
Speaker 3: Is that nine years?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, you're sorry. Yeah, nineteen years.
Speaker 1: Right, nineteen years since I've even touched a string. Look
Speaker 1: at the branding. It's all changed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we don't have to no, no, do it, do it?
Speaker 3: Do it please?
Speaker 1: I mean I'm open, I will. I can't eat it.
Speaker 1: I can't eat it.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't make you eat them. You're going to have
Speaker 3: to call an ambulance.
Speaker 9: Body.
Speaker 1: I just want to know.
Speaker 3: I just want to know what you did, and we'll
Speaker 3: post this video online to what exactly you did and
Speaker 3: then what it looked like after being microwaves. So you're
Speaker 3: gonna have to step out.
Speaker 1: Okay, pass me the stringers. I won't have a look.
Speaker 1: Oh my look, mister stringer eight back since eighteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 3: But game is a good game. This studios gott to
Speaker 3: implode for you. Say that, what sort of cheese is it?
Speaker 3: Is it mozzarella?
Speaker 1: Oh it's just pure mozzarella. Have you ever had a
Speaker 1: cheese stringer in your life?
Speaker 3: I used to have cheese kicks, but not strings. I
Speaker 3: think we've got the home brand because you know drought.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, have a look a look and you
Speaker 1: can see the oil in them.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: Look look at them, Look at them, look at it ready,
Speaker 1: I just come right out. Here's what I did. It's
Speaker 1: all coming back to me. You pull it into pieces
Speaker 1: like this, and you sort of stack it like little
Speaker 1: pieces of firewood, like you're on a camper tree.
Speaker 3: It actually looks like you're building a bonfire out of
Speaker 3: cheese three.
Speaker 1: And that's the point. Can you see this now? It
Speaker 1: kind of looks like a ball, right, or like an
Speaker 1: object that would sort of block your entire lower and testine.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to run to the.
Speaker 3: Bad like I pictured a plat.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, no, like like a cheesy braid. No, no,
Speaker 1: it doesn't. It doesn't look bad. It just it doesn't
Speaker 1: taste bad. It's brilliant, like it tastes phenomenal. Stay there, okay,
Speaker 1: talk about yourself.
Speaker 3: Wait, can you get me a beer from the fridge
Speaker 3: file you're up there? Yeah, I think you hit me.
Speaker 3: I'm very curious about this. I mean, for all we know,
Speaker 3: this could actually taste dipe and it could take off.
Speaker 2: It could it.
Speaker 3: Don't name it after him, it'll be the cheesy stringer
Speaker 3: a La Mitchell. Wouldn't it be great to have a
Speaker 3: food named after you?
Speaker 2: I want a food named after me.
Speaker 3: But I don't know what. Yeah, it's like, keishe Lorraine?
Speaker 3: Who the fuck's Lorraine? Could you google that? Who's Lorraine?
Speaker 1: Only want to know?
Speaker 3: And while you're at it, open a new tab. Actually,
Speaker 3: maybe we can. I can help out. Are you google
Speaker 3: who the Fuck's Lorraine? I will google Who's Diane? Steak Diane? Diane?
Speaker 3: Who is Diane? Okay? Comes up as one of the
Speaker 3: most recommended searchers. So clearly I'm not the only person
Speaker 3: that's wondered who the fuck Diane is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the same with Keish Loraine.
Speaker 3: It is often attributed to oh the whole music's right now? Okay,
Speaker 3: now we have to feel the silence. So apparently Steak
Speaker 3: Diane is supposedly named after the Roman goddess Diana or
Speaker 3: Diane Why?
Speaker 9: Why?
Speaker 3: Why do they credit her?
Speaker 5: Why?
Speaker 3: It was very popular in the fifties and sixties. I
Speaker 3: feel like that after her time, I knew her.
Speaker 2: Personally, and that was ages before then.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm pretty sure yours and the Roman Goddess Diana's
Speaker 3: parents used to take turns car pooling.
Speaker 4: Of course they did.
Speaker 3: Of course they were very close, very close. Keish Lorraine,
Speaker 3: Who's Lorraine?
Speaker 2: Lorraine isn't a person.
Speaker 3: Where did it come from?
Speaker 2: It was named after the Lorraine region of France.
Speaker 4: A region of France called Lorraine was about the same
Speaker 4: name as the Lorraine.
Speaker 3: Gotcha, Well, I was going to say how exciting it
Speaker 3: would be to have a food named after Yes, it's
Speaker 3: a secret reference.
Speaker 1: I've got the cheeseball, have my beer?
Speaker 3: Thank you, I'll do it on the desk.
Speaker 1: Do you need me to read the music? Yeah?
Speaker 3: It ran out, but I was fine with them.
Speaker 2: It was stressful.
Speaker 1: Are you ready for.
Speaker 3: That's the trick I've got opened on a table?
Speaker 9: Ed?
Speaker 3: Sorry, carry on? Do you have a name for this?
Speaker 1: Cheesey ball?
Speaker 3: Cheesey ball?
Speaker 1: Here's my cheesy ball. This actually looks delicious. You're gonna
Speaker 1: try it? You have to.
Speaker 3: You've been finger bashing.
Speaker 1: And are you ready for cheesyball reveal two? One?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's groat.
Speaker 3: It's actually reduced in size, like there's less It looks
Speaker 3: like there's less cheese on the plate.
Speaker 1: And it's preservative, so I think the microwave burns that out.
Speaker 3: It actually kind of looks like a liver.
Speaker 1: Yeah it does. It's got a real organ look to it.
Speaker 1: There's an oilychine.
Speaker 3: It just looks like slime. I kind of want to
Speaker 3: squish it sticks to it. Oh my god, I'm tilting.
Speaker 3: I'm tilting the chopping board sideways. And it's not anything
Speaker 3: that's horrid.
Speaker 1: Almost looks like a bull's testicle.
Speaker 3: It looks like a camel's snot rocket, it really does.
Speaker 3: It's picked up a little bit.
Speaker 1: Go oh.
Speaker 3: Oh god.
Speaker 1: Tasting it, I mean it's just cheese.
Speaker 3: The taste is fine, but the texture is I'm chewing it,
Speaker 3: but it just doesn't seem to be disintegrating, which is
Speaker 3: the issue you had with your organs. Yeah, like it
Speaker 3: feels like do you remember when you were like young
Speaker 3: and you might have chewed on a bouncy ball or
Speaker 3: something something that ought not be chewed on. I feel
Speaker 3: like I'm not supposed to swallow this feeling.
Speaker 1: You're definitely not to be so, I honestly thought I
Speaker 1: made that very clear with the previous story of Michell.
Speaker 3: It's very plastic.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to get my mother on to corroborate?
Speaker 1: Does prove that this actually happened?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: I never doubted you for a mind.
Speaker 1: Do you believe the story?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh great, No I can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is not going I'm calling.
Speaker 1: My mother because I want to prove you one thing ready,
Speaker 1: just this is not prepared. I have not planned with you.
Speaker 1: She might not answer because private number. She probably will,
Speaker 1: She'll go to the nursing home from.
Speaker 9: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi, It's me Mitch and Jenery here too. We're doing
Speaker 1: the podcast.
Speaker 3: Hi Hi, Hi, Hi.
Speaker 1: Mitch has brought something in studio for me. And think
Speaker 1: this is like one of those you know, articulate you
Speaker 1: playing at the end when you both have to get
Speaker 1: the same answer and.
Speaker 10: You in yeah, okay, sorry, what's the question, Mitch?
Speaker 1: Question? Mitch has brought one food item into the studio
Speaker 1: that I'm banned from eating that you banned me from
Speaker 1: eating from my childhood after one severe incident.
Speaker 10: Okay, I know exactly what they are. I can't, but
Speaker 10: I can't think what they're called. They're like cheese, she did,
Speaker 10: cheese raps, cheese, cheese rollies.
Speaker 11: String streets, well done, stringers because he ate so many
Speaker 11: of them that they got clobbed in his bow and
Speaker 11: then we had to.
Speaker 10: Have They thought it was his appending they had to
Speaker 10: have emergencies to surgery.
Speaker 3: Well, I've just asked him to recreate the dangerous recipe
Speaker 3: that sent him to hospital in the first place. Four
Speaker 3: cheesy stringers microwave together, and it really looks unsafe to
Speaker 3: be consumed. It looks like play though.
Speaker 1: They've got it in front of me, Mum, they want
Speaker 1: me to eat it again that people assuring me to
Speaker 1: eat it.
Speaker 3: Or it looks like someone left a hot glue gun
Speaker 3: on and the stick melted and you pick it up
Speaker 3: off the table. Don't eat that.
Speaker 9: That's it.
Speaker 10: You've got to try and you know, extract that out.
Speaker 10: You know, you've got to pass that, and it's very
Speaker 10: hard to pass.
Speaker 1: Oh do you remember the passing of it?
Speaker 10: Oh that was the hard bit that really I.
Speaker 1: Mentally blocked that out. That didn't happen for me.
Speaker 10: Yeah, that was bad.
Speaker 3: Oh ship was he like a woman in labor like.
Speaker 10: That had to come out and it was yeah, a
Speaker 10: lot of mover coal yep, and castor oil.
Speaker 1: Oh well, to get it out, to get it out?
Speaker 3: Oh God, there's more and more layers to this story.
Speaker 3: Imagine you said it was just one laxaty of an
Speaker 3: out you get, but no, it sounds like quite appropriate.
Speaker 1: Canola oil had two long fingers.
Speaker 10: Yes, God, layers?
Speaker 1: Oh goodness, all right, thanks mum love you have fus Bye,
Speaker 1: Mamma cheery there.
Speaker 3: I really thought you were dubbing me in there. I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, she's gonna blast me because I've given
Speaker 3: you food your band from. Look at you eating them
Speaker 3: in their normal state.
Speaker 1: It's delicious. I don't want you to take cheese blood
Speaker 1: and moved on. I'm a new man and I don't
Speaker 1: need it.
Speaker 3: What made you think to microwave them together? And that
Speaker 3: awful blob like that?
Speaker 1: I was curious kids, you know, don't stop curiosity. It's
Speaker 1: what keeps kids going.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I used to do? This is
Speaker 3: not food related, but I don't recommend this. But you
Speaker 3: know those iPod shuffles, Yeah, the one that didn't have
Speaker 3: the screen. It was at the buttons.
Speaker 1: You clip it on your brass trap.
Speaker 3: Yes, you just kind of skip and hope for the best.
Speaker 3: I had one of those and I accidentally left it
Speaker 3: in my pocket. It went through the washing machine, so
Speaker 3: it was water damage. Every morning before I went to school,
Speaker 3: I would microwave the iPod because the heat would actually
Speaker 3: make the moisture inside of preak and it would give
Speaker 3: me around three to four hours of use and then
Speaker 3: it would just die again. So I would just microwave
Speaker 3: it every morning before school like it was a bloody
Speaker 3: cup of jarrah. It was in my routine to microwave
Speaker 3: my iPod. And at first Mum and Dad were like,
Speaker 3: what are you bloody doing? But then they were like,
Speaker 3: I don't forget to microwave your iPod.
Speaker 1: You're listening to? Is it just me? A podcast by
Speaker 1: a couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: Oh, ky dope idiots. We're gonna love you and leave you.
Speaker 3: I just thought we'd pop in and give you a
Speaker 3: little Crissy Day surprise. But don't worry. We're back next
Speaker 3: week on New Year's Day with the brand new Best
Speaker 3: Bits episode. We've got a few of these to go,
Speaker 3: four more left and next week they're all themed. Right,
Speaker 3: So next week's theme is the best of impressions that
Speaker 3: we've done on the podcast.
Speaker 1: I wantna know if we even have enough to fill that.
Speaker 1: Our impressions aren't got your ida. Buttro's impression is good.
Speaker 1: But we're not good at it. We're not known for impressions.
Speaker 1: We just do them a lot. They're not good.
Speaker 3: You'd be surprised. Look, I've got to give credit where
Speaker 3: it's due. I did enlist one of our podcast favorites,
Speaker 3: Callum Cantrill, to produce this best of a series, And
Speaker 3: because he's just got a far better memory than you
Speaker 3: and I, he remembers everything we've done, and so he
Speaker 3: came up with these and I was quite surprised at
Speaker 3: how many impressions we've done over time. So that's what
Speaker 3: we've got in store for you next week. Best of Impressions.
Speaker 1: How fun and very quickly. We may as well give
Speaker 1: them a little little, you know, taste of what we're doing.
Speaker 1: What are you doing, Christy Day, what are you doing
Speaker 1: right now? When this episode comes out to you with
Speaker 1: the family.
Speaker 3: I'll be with Sean's family. I would discuss the first
Speaker 3: time ever not being at home with my own family.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, of course.
Speaker 3: But we'll be heading back to Bogengate, like I've told you,
Speaker 3: She'll we recorded to this last yeme.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just just you know, give people a little
Speaker 1: excuse to listen. She'll we record two options. You're saying
Speaker 1: it was terrible and it was great, and then we
Speaker 1: can edit one A and if depending on all right.
Speaker 3: Like I choose your own adventure, okay, option A. It
Speaker 3: was so beautiful to spend Christmas with Sean's family. They're
Speaker 3: just such wonderful people. I felt so welcome and embrace
Speaker 3: and it was just lovely.
Speaker 1: Option B.
Speaker 3: Oh, my fucking god, I can't believe this is my
Speaker 3: life now. I can't do family shit. They're just so
Speaker 3: lovey dovey. I'm not family oriented like them.
Speaker 1: I don't belong. I have a feeling we'll get to
Speaker 1: option B to. I have a feeling you'll say option A,
Speaker 1: but you want to say option B. Welcome to my life,
Speaker 1: Welcome to family life. You'll be converted soon enough. You'll
Speaker 1: love it. It's good fun.
Speaker 3: I feel like Option B would be more likely if
Speaker 3: I was dating you. Yes, like your family seem absolutely lovely,
Speaker 3: and I think that's great and I admire that. But
Speaker 3: I feel like I'd be smothered by your family. They
Speaker 3: would embrace me a bit.
Speaker 1: Too much, oh, they would. It would get way too much.
Speaker 1: The gifts, though, the gifts are amazing from the Cheery family. Anyway, listen,
Speaker 1: have a great Christmas. I'm just with the family. I'm
Speaker 1: meeting a lot of ham at this time. I'm going
Speaker 1: to be full of honey roasted ham. I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: having my afternoon nap and thank you for listening to
Speaker 1: the Little check in Christy Day episode.
Speaker 3: Sorry, can I just before we go you mentioned ham.
Speaker 3: I got to ask what the fuck is with your
Speaker 3: family tradition doing ham and chip night.
Speaker 1: I've spoken about this on the show, haven't I.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you have, but it's never ever made sense
Speaker 3: to me.
Speaker 1: Well, everyone's asked about this. I put it on Instagram
Speaker 1: and so many messages. Ham and chip knight is a
Speaker 1: Chury Macbeth Killpatrick family tradition. There are big three families
Speaker 1: and it's thirty five. It's thirty fifth year. It's annual.
Speaker 1: We do ham and chip night every year on the
Speaker 1: thirtieth of November to my gat Gonzo, my grandfather's birthday.
Speaker 1: But when he was young, he and my nan used
Speaker 1: to have a business next to a deli, and the
Speaker 1: deli at Christmas would give my grandfather a ham every year.
Speaker 1: Anyway they take the ham, they'd eat it whatever, make sandwiches.
Speaker 1: But as they had kids, my mum and my auntie
Speaker 1: and uncle, they would start to eat it at the
Speaker 1: same time every year. Then they started adding chips because
Speaker 1: you know, they weren't a rich family growing up, and
Speaker 1: it was just hot chippies and ham and.
Speaker 3: Did that combination work. Ham and chip?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's absolutely divine. It's salty ham with
Speaker 1: really yummy crispy also salty chips. You put a bit
Speaker 1: of mustard, maybe some cranberry sauce or some mint jelly.
Speaker 1: It's all about the condiments. We did add coles law
Speaker 1: last year, and that was controversial. And we did also
Speaker 1: add a sweet potato fries one year, but that was
Speaker 1: someone's partner and that was their idea, and we didn't
Speaker 1: love the chips. And then they're no longer.
Speaker 3: With this, and they've been shunned from the family.
Speaker 1: They're no longer in the family. We no longer do
Speaker 1: sweet potato fries, so we take it really seriously.
Speaker 3: They're now as strange.
Speaker 1: They're now its strange, and we no longer do chips.
Speaker 1: But Ham and Chip night is in its thirty fifth year.
Speaker 1: All the family get around and it's all we eat.
Speaker 1: It's the best night of the year. We love it.
Speaker 1: It's like our Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3: Hey, Jenna, oh wait, it's not. Can you make a
Speaker 3: note Cheerry? Next year when we're back in season five,
Speaker 3: I think I'm going to have to do a Ham
Speaker 3: and chip taste testing, because on paper it doesn't sound
Speaker 3: like they go well together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, then I'm going to have to bring them
Speaker 1: in because it's got to be leg Ham off the
Speaker 1: bone carved. It's got to be really hot chips with
Speaker 1: chicken salt. And I'll bring the condiments. I'll bring a
Speaker 1: little chaguteraie board.
Speaker 3: Gorgeous. Yeah yeah, my mum gave me a chacuterie board.
Speaker 3: It's like a housewarming present. And I don't know when
Speaker 3: I'm ever going to use it because I don't I'm
Speaker 3: not the sort of person that does cheese platters. I
Speaker 3: don't know how to do them. I just go right,
Speaker 3: everyone's come over a lord of pizza.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, maybe you should to you cheese platter eras
Speaker 1: people love cheese platters. They go off, people love them.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's time I'll contribute. I'll show you I make
Speaker 1: a lovely security board. I also eat a lovely security
Speaker 1: broad all Right, new episode coming another best bits on
Speaker 1: New Year on twenty twenty three. Next episode twenty twenty three.
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