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Speaker 1: And Amanda gem Nation. When you go into labor, you

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Speaker 1: don't always expect the timing of it as much as

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Speaker 1: you imagine that you'll be in the comfort of your

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Speaker 1: own home. You'll feel some twinges, your waters might break

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Speaker 1: in the comfort of your own kitchen, on a floor

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Speaker 1: you can clean, and you go this, I'm off to

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Speaker 1: the hospital.

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Speaker 2: Lady the other day that she went into the hospital

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Speaker 2: gave birth to the baby, was starving to death, asked

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Speaker 2: the nurse can I have something to do it? And

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Speaker 2: they said, well, you didn't order anything, so well, I

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Speaker 2: didn't think I'd be giving birth to a baby today.

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Speaker 1: There's lots of stories around about when you get into

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Speaker 1: the pointy end of your labor, of your pregnancy. Some

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Speaker 1: women talk about carrying a bottle of lemonade with them

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Speaker 1: or something so that if your waters break at the

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Speaker 1: shops or something like that, you can say, you smash

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Speaker 1: a bottle next and so I've just spilt some lemonade. Why, well,

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Speaker 1: to cover the embarrassment this is, this isn't necessarily what

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Speaker 1: I would do. That's old school, Yeah, old.

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Speaker 2: School, because nowaday women would be a badge of honor.

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Speaker 2: I've broke them my waters look at me, queen.

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Speaker 1: Work, we're still going on with all that, or well,

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Speaker 1: not everyone feels like that, but not everyone can predict

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Speaker 1: the timing. Imagine. This woman has taken to kid Spot

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Speaker 1: to talk about what happened to her when she went

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Speaker 1: into labor. It was Halloween. I'm going to show you

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Speaker 1: a picture. Brendan. Yeah, she's in hospital just after giving birth.

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Speaker 1: Chez Shrek, the Grinch. She's got she's dressed, full face paint,

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Speaker 1: everything as the Grinch. She's got a hospital gown on,

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Speaker 1: she's got markings on her face, she's got full green face,

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Speaker 1: she's got a beard, she's got the whole Grinch thing going.

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Speaker 1: And she said, I was wheeled into the Eer in

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Speaker 1: full costume on Halloween, full Grinch face, green hands, Santa suit,

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Speaker 1: and onion in my hand, and it reminded me. We've

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Speaker 1: spoken about this before. Kirstie Ali from Cheers, from Three

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Speaker 1: Men and a Baby, famous actress Kursti. Al, Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: that's true. But she said both her parents were killed

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Speaker 1: in a car accident and she was with her sister

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Speaker 1: in the hospital when all this was taking away.

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Speaker 2: That was Halloween as well.

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Speaker 1: Once again, this was on Halloween. My sister and I.

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Speaker 2: We were all sitting in this waiting room and.

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Speaker 1: We were sobbing.

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Speaker 2: And as I'm crying, I said, my sister's here, and

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Speaker 2: I wasn't looking at her and I said where were

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Speaker 2: they going?

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Speaker 1: And she said to a Halloween party?

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Speaker 2: And I said, what were they dressed?

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Speaker 1: Ass?

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Speaker 2: And she said the odd couple?

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Speaker 1: What odd couple, Walter math Ow and Jack Lemon?

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Speaker 2: Well, what were their costumes?

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Speaker 1: Exactly? She said Mom was a black girl and dad

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Speaker 1: was a Koklox clan member, and the whole family, I

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Speaker 1: guess it, had heard this conversation and we all started

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Speaker 1: laughing and it was the greatest tribute that you could

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Speaker 1: give my mother. So we've spoken about this. That is

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Speaker 1: this how you turn up at the Pearly gates. She's

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Speaker 1: in blackface and he dress as a clan member. And

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Speaker 1: you'd be saying, and also saying to the to the

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Speaker 1: the emergency workers, he's dressed as a clan member. This

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Speaker 1: is why don't judge him. He's not a member of

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Speaker 1: the clan. Yeah, bad timing to be in a car accident.

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Speaker 2: I'm very mindful of my underwear as a motorcyclist.

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Speaker 1: A plan underwear, underwear, Remember Ossie bum.

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Speaker 2: They sent me a whole range of underpants, and there's

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Speaker 2: some pretty fruity sort of underpants like smell. They're just

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Speaker 2: fruity looking, like this pink underwear. And then there's this

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Speaker 2: other one. It's like a Japanese sumo underpant. So it's

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Speaker 2: got this elasticized waist. Yeah, and it's got like it's

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Speaker 2: not a G string, but it's like.

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Speaker 1: A lap lap and I'll say the front.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of comfortable. But anyway, and I've actually had

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Speaker 2: this before. I'm lying on the side of the road

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Speaker 2: waiting for the ambulance to come, and I've actually thought

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Speaker 2: what sort of underwear am I wearing today?

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be judged.

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Speaker 2: I want because when I've got cleaned up that big

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Speaker 2: accident in Newcastle, they're just wielding me through the John

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Speaker 2: Hunter hospital.

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Speaker 1: There have you been to that hospital?

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Speaker 2: No, huge, just like a shopping cetter. But they're just

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Speaker 2: wheeling me through the food court and I'm just in underpants,

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Speaker 2: reasonable underpants, and I'm just so out of it on

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Speaker 2: Morphing and people just eating their their chicken schnitzel watching

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Speaker 2: me go past. So least he's got are all over

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Speaker 2: for me. And they're like, you'll be right, mate, don't

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Speaker 2: worry about I'm gonna I can we put a blank

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Speaker 2: And I couldn't put the blanket on me because I

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Speaker 2: was so out of it.

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Speaker 1: Out of your underpants?

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Speaker 2: My back was brake.

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Speaker 1: I was once chopping pumpkin because I'm left handed, you say,

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Speaker 1: I cut things like the Swedish chift from the dreadful luppets,

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Speaker 1: and I sliced right right down to the bone. And

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Speaker 1: I had my hand over the sink and our hot

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Speaker 1: water had been off, so I hadn't showered, and I

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Speaker 1: just had pretty much tracks it on, no unders anything,

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Speaker 1: And I thought, I can't go to hospital like this,

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Speaker 1: So I wrapped my hand up in a tea towel,

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Speaker 1: and despite the discomfort, I put underpants on for exactly

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Speaker 1: that reason, exactly.

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Speaker 2: The reasonable underpants.

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Speaker 1: Well, I just put andys on, is it? But they

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Speaker 1: weren't going to be cutting my clothes off or anything.

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Speaker 1: But I didn't want to go to and I didn't

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Speaker 1: want to phone any medical assistance. Without dyes on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you want your sexy andies.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't got changed into lingerie obviously, crutch. So look

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Speaker 1: at my finger. Look at this get some of this.

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Speaker 1: I got it done that didn't happen Brandon, And they say,

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Speaker 1: why you dressed like the Grinch. I said, I'm not